Please remember that my first language is not English. And I don't own Warhammer 40k.

Hollie looks confused as she looked at me. "But you took my clothes?".

"I didn't take them, they were burned away by the demon!".

"Demon? You mean the Xenos that sprayed water on me?". Her eyes widened as if she had realized something. "That's why I'm naked, I took a shower," she said as if she had solved the greatest secrets of the universe.

"No you idiot, just because it was blue doesn't mean it was water," Bartellophis' head yelled before he started speaking in binary. #Hey, I don't know how you know about the Demon's of the Warp, but you still shouldn't tell her, if an inquisitors finds out, both of you will be in trouble#

Bartellophis is right, the Imperium doesn't let information about the demon or the Chaos get to the public, damn it doesn't even let information about The Genestealers become common knowledge.

"Yes, you are right," I said to Bartellophis, but becauseHollie couldn't hear it and I being loud she thought I was talking to her.

"Yes! I wanted a shower!", she said cheerfully as she held up both arms and gave me a really good look at her body, but also let go Bartellophis' head down on the ground and then he started spitting out profanities and more flesh-racist names.

I stared atHollie's body, but not on her lady parts, but on the wound on her stomach. They needed to cauterize her wound and it hasn't healed yet, it's big and red, the only breath she can stand up right now is because of the drugs they've given her. The bandage is also gone, it looks like if she moves too much or stretches, her belly will spill out.

Fuck, this is not good, I'm naked in a Dungeon with a wounded girl, the head of a tech priest and a gun. Fuck, I can't do anything about this, I only had one per of extra clothes in my Inventory and I use them after the giant frogs fight, I have no medic skill and no tech skill for Bartellophis.

While I was thinking how to get out of this, I saw the sword that had come at my head earlier, if the sword survived the fire, maybe the rest of his things did too. I turned and saw the ashen clothes that were on the person who died a few minutes earlier.

"Hey, David, can I have my clothes back now?", I heard behind me.

"Don't worry Hollie, I'm going to get you some clothes," and with those words I took a step towards the clothes, and with that step a chunk of the ground dropped under my foot.

I stupidly looked down at the hol in front of me and then looked towards a sound coming from the other side of the room, part of the ceiling had come down and created a ramp.

Oh please, don't let it be a boulder. I watched in horror as I expected a boulder like in Indiana Jones to roll down towards us, and I was half right.

Down from the ceiling came a big eyeball, a fucking eyeball. It only took me a second before the thought of running came to me and for me to start running. I grabbed Hollie for the second time today and pulled her into the doorway created during the fight. Unfortunately, the doorway was bigger than the eyeballs and it follows behind us.

"The fuuuuuuuuck!", I yelled as I pulled Hollie with one arm and held my balls with the other so I wouldn't pinch them between my legs. I ran as fast as I can, but the eyeball just kept getting closer and closer, but that's when I saw it, stairs.

I ran towards and up the stairs, I slowed down to catch my breath and looked back at the still eyeball, but that is not what happened.

When I looked behind me, I saw the eye rolling up the stairs. I watched in disbelief as it started rolling up the stairs, but it didn't take long before I started moving again.

"The fuck!". I continued to run up the stairs but it was much harder now that I ran up, I pushed past all of my thoughts of stopping and my legs hurt. I just kept running, and I saw an exit.

Up the stairs was a doorway where light comes in, now that I have a goal and I can see how I can survive this, I ran faster than I ever have and I pulled out.

I jumped through the doorway and the light blinded me for a second and I could hear something, a voice that I am familiar with.

[Note, Agility has increased from 7 to 8]

[Note, Will has increased from 12 to 13]

Huh, that was the first time I've increased a stat in a fight, I've only increased a stat when training before. That was the only thought I had before I landed face first on the ground.

-1

[Warning your [Bull Headed Lv2] has run out]

I grunted as I tried to rise up, when I looked around I saw that I was not outside, no it looked like I had wandered further in. Why do I think so? Because the room looks like one of those paintings with stairs going nowhere and at impossible angles, well it was like one of those, with a bit of Harry Potter because the stairs move too because of course it does.

The room, as far as I can tell, has no demons and we probably won't have to worry about fighting right now so we can take a minute to rest because I can barely move right now.

[Note. It's because you went beyond your body's limit and now you're exhausted]

Wait what! I can do that? How?

[Response. Your [Bull Headed Lv2] increases your stat but not your body's limit. When you increase your stats by one point, you increase your strength and capacity, but when you increase by [Bull Headed Lv2], you only increase your strength and can exceed your capacity. It is recommended that you only use [Bull Headed Lv2] one time on a stat for every ten you have in Endurance in one day. Exceeding this limit may result in permanent damage]

Why isn't it with the Skill information?! And every tenth in Endurance? I have nine, does that mean I've always exceeded my limits when using Bull Headed? That explains why I'm usually so tired after helping move heavy goods with Bull Headed.

"Hey David, it's not fun anymore, I want my clothes back".

I looked towards Hollie and saw her standing over me, she is using Bartellophis head to hide her breasts, but what worried me was what she used to hide her nether parts, the sword from before, and it was close to my face.

I tried to back up a bit, but my legs refused to move. Why can I barely move?

[Response. Depending on which boundaries you have crossed with [Bull Headded Lv2] you will feel the effects of crossing it. If you go over with Strength, you will barely be able to gather eny strength. If you go over with Agility you will barely be able to move. If you go over with Endurance, you won't be able to resist anything and will be vulnerable]

So I can barely move, and I have a Drugi in front of me, amazing.

"Hey Hollie, why don't you put that sword down on the ground".

"The sword?" said Hollie looking confused and tired.

"He's talking about what you have in your other hand," said Bartellophis from between her breasts.

Hollie looks like he's thinking before she says "Oh" and picks up the sword and almost hits me in the face for what's probably the third time today. She gave me a really good view of her nether regions, but it's not something I can focus on because the blade of the sword began to glow with a blue light and a hum was heard in the air and I had a terrifying realization.

"Hey, David," Hollie said as she began to point the sword slowly at me. "Give me my clothes back".

"Hey, ok, take it easy and give me that sword before someone gets hurt," I said calmly.

Bartellophis, realizing that the only other person in the room who is not high is in danger, tried to help. "David is right Hollie, you should put down the power sword before you kill someone, or worse, kill me".

"But he took it, he was the only one there, if not". Hollie started to lift up Bartellophis to her face and looked into his eyes. "Was it you who took it? You hugged me when my clothes were stolen, and now your body is gone with my clothes right".

Bartellophis, realizing he's the one who's going to get cut if things keep going this way, quickly comes up with a lie to fix it. "It was the dirty Xenos! Yep, that's why there was no one outside, because they had taken their clothes. And my body is like clothes so it took it too, that's why you guys are naked," he said quickly.

That got Hollie to stop and think. Both of the defenseless men looked at her hoping she believed it.

"Ha, fuckink xenos pervert," Hollie said with an angry face.

"Yes, exactly Hollie, now I would like to get down on the ground, can you drop everything in your hands," said Bartellophis and at once she released Bartellophis' head and the power sword.

The power sword shut off automatically when it hit the ground, presumably a safety feature. Bartellophis' head bounced once before he lay still in front of me. Hollie on the other hand had an 8000 yard stare and probably finally looked where we were.

"Hey, Hollie, can you see if there are any xenos or from the group nearby".

It brought her out of her state and she looked more like the Hollie I've seen so far before she happily said "Ok" and walked away.

#By the Omnissiah, her rational processor is completely gone, quick David, eliminate her while she's not looking#

"Wha! No, I can't do that to her, she's high on whatever it is they've pumped into her".

But the thought was there, I have survived a Genestealer cult, Ork, demon and being an interest of the tech priest for a while now, and I almost died to a naked girl with a sword. Sure, it was a high girl with a power sword, but it doesn't matter, if it wasn't for Bartellophis right now I might be dead, that might be one of the worst situations I've been in, for no other situation have I been so powerless.

"We need everything we can get right now, we only have a sword, a las gun and your head. We might as well have an extra body, even if the owner of that body isn't right in the head right now.

#Um, you have a point, if we have to sacrifice someone, it might be good to have her with us#

I looked annoyed at the head of the tech priest, but he didn't react and just continued to talk.

#We should find a way to get out of here asap. I can survive for a while without my body unlike you, but I can only survive for so long before I need a new body#

"you're right, but how are we going to get out of here? Do you have any device that can help?".

#Not as I am now and where we are, but thers something I wonder about, how do you know about demons and how much do you know about them?#

Shit, I don't have an answer to this question. I've prepared a couple of answers for some questions in case someone asks me, but I had forgotten that demons and the warp are secrets to the majority, which is also why I didn't come up with a lie for this. I thought a Rogue Trader Company would know about it, or maybe it does but only the higher ups? I can't think of it now, Thought Acceleration might give me a little more time to think about things but I need to come up with something a tech priest would believe in… Or maybe I don't need to say anything at all.

"Unfortunately, I can't say why I know and how, but I can help as much as I can with the information I have. As for how I know, I can't say without permission from a special Imperial Inquisition of Ordo Malleus". Bartellophis has no eyelids but I could see how his eye pupils got bigger instead as a replacement.

I don't know how smart it is long term, but it will do until I can come up with something better. Ordo Malleus is the order of Inquisition which specializes in Daemonhunting so if he knows about it that can explain how I know about demons and I said a special one because if I were to meet an Inquisitor or one from the Ordo Malleus I can say I need its permission and no other. I don't know how well it can hold up against an Inquisition but it's the best I have right now.

#How do you know about the Ordo Malleus and what is your connection with them?#, Bartellophis quickly demanded.

"I can't say and it's not the best place or time for it."

#Err, you're right, we have to survive first, what do you know about what we've seen so far?#

"Let me think, this place has been corrupted by the warp, especially by the chaos god…". Fuck, I don't know how to pronounce Tzeentch.

I was interested in Warhammer lore, but I had no friends to talk to about it. Plus, most of the lore I know comes from a YouTuber who says tits-niche instead of Tzeentch. Curse you Majorkill the Australian!.

"Um, I can't say his name," I said a little embarrassed.

#I see, just saying a demon's name can be dangerous. Yeah, we should be careful not to say a demon's name and try to make Hollie think it is Xenos#

Umm, that's not what I meant, but it works. "Ok, now let's continue, I think I can stand up now". Plus it's cold here and if I don't find some clothes soon my dick will freeze off.

I took the power sword and used it as a stick to get up, I looked around at the logic-indignant surroundings and started planning about which direction we should go.

Ok done, don't know what to say...

Majorkill is a funny YouTuber who does Warhammer lore that I can recommend, but don't take his word literally.

Btw, can somebody tell me why I cant see my views and visitors on my stories anymore?