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Sargent Epsilon: Well, it was one timeline that made sense. The Z-Fighters don't have it easy.
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Sam and Bill Time Patrol Pleasures
Chapter 4
Co-Writer GreyKing46
We do not own these characters. All rights belong to Akira Toriyama, Funimation, Toei Animation and Shueisha.
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It was sometime later, Sam was coming back from training as she was working on her fighting technique, she knew it wasn't the most 'popular' but it was the most effective for her right now. "Thanks for the training session!" Sam waved to her sparring partner.
"No problem, later." A different Time Patroller waved back.
"Alright, let's see what the missions are today. If there's any involving someone -cute-." Sam asked herself, while muttering the second part to herself.
"Hey, Salagadoola!" A Time Patroller called out as they approached her.
"Oh god, come on." Sam sighed as she was called by her full name. "What do you want?"
Walking up was a Saiyan with orange-red hair, wearing Saiyan blue armour and white boots. "What the hell's your problem?"
"Be specific, there are a million problems." Sam deadpanned.
"Alright, how about the fact you don't stop thinking about women." The Saiyan answered.
"Hey, that's a fair and accurate point. What's it to you?" Sam rebutted.
"Can't you stop doing that?" The Saiyan gestured with his arms, almost yelling at her.
"Hey, I'll have you know I haven't thought about women in the last...five seconds." Sam smirked, brushing him off.
"...You're impossible." The Saiyan groaned.
"And you're a prude. My business is my own, so leave your nose out of it." Sam poked him.
"Tch, whatever." The Saiyan grumbled and left, leaving Sam alone.
'...Prick. This is why I like girls.' Sam thought as she crossed her arms.
Walking away from that asshole, Sam continued to think about the next mission...but also thinking of kicking that guy's ass with her power-up technique. But them being a Saiyan, it did give them an unfair advantage.
"Forget him, Sam, he's not worth it." Sam walked off and headed to a mission board where there was a mission that caught her attention. "Save the 'Red Ribbon Army'?" She wondered.
The band certainly caught her attention, as she remembered Lazuli and her lovely face
"Ooh~, I wonder if Lazuli will be there again? Hey Robo-buddy!" Sam smiled.
"Yes, Patroller?" The robot assistant asked.
"I want to go on this mission." Sam pointed and accepted the mission.
"Very well, be warned no Patrollers have completed this mission." The robot answered.
"I'm up for the challenge!" She smiled.
"Very well, good luck patroller." The robot answered as Sam teleported away.
FLASH!
"Wow!" Sam yelled as she was sent flying through time suddenly.
She was sent through the timestream, heading to this parallel world and how to fix it. Considering this world's danger, she had to be on her toes.
And soon, she appeared in the timeline...and her eyes shrunk in her head in fear. She saw cities in ruin and any people she hoped to see, were solidly disappointed. No one was there.
"Ooh, this doesn't bode well." Sam muttered as she looked around. "Hello~? Anyone here?" She called out.
crumble, crumble
"Okay...getting spooky vibes here," Sam muttered as she heard a building crumble down. "Better look for the Red Ribbon Army, they're the ones I've gotta protect."
BANG!
"Ow! Hey!" Sam called out as she was shot at. "Who did that?"
"There it is, unload on it now!" The leader called out, ordering the barrage on Sam.
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Sam just sighed... And let the bullets move through her bubble gum-like body.
"Ceasefire! Retreat!" The leader called out, ordering the group to flee, and showed their backs. That being of a red ribbon with write 'R's in between the bow.
"Oh? There you are! Hey! Wait for me!" Sam called as she began to chase after them.
"It's chasing us!" A soldier called out.
"Scatter, get to the base!" The leader ordered, thinking about the mission and how to succeed.
"Wait...do I know that voice?" Sam wondered as she heard the leader. She came to a stop and scratched her cheek, tilting her head in confusion.
"Hmm...Hey, buddy. You in the helmet!" Sam called down.
The figure turned around and glared, being the bait for Sam and expecting to be killed. "Come at me, you damn monster!"
"'Damn monster'? Okay, that's just rude." Sam frowned as she floated down in front of him. "I'm not trying to hurt you, I'm trying to help."
"Don't lie to me, you're just like that monster, Majin Buu!" The leader spoke as he aimed his gun at Sam.
"Wait, Majin Buu? He's here?" Sam asked in shock, as she heard that. "Could you put that away? I'm trying to talk."
"And leave me defenceless?" The leader asked.
"You saw what happened before, bullets don't affect me. What's your name? I'm Sam." Sam asked.
"...Lapis. Sergeant. Fourth battalion. That's all you're getting." The man answered.
"'Lapis'? Wait, Android 17? Seriously?" Sam asked as the leader removed his helmet and saw the black-haired 'teen' now grown up into a man. "Your sister's Lazuli, right?"
"How do you know me and my sister?" Lapis asked cautiously as he aimed at Sam.
"I'm a friend. If Majin Buu is here, then let me help. Okay?" Sam reassured.
"How can I trust you?" Lapis questioned.
"I didn't turn you into chocolate or tried to kill you?" Sam rolled her eyes.
"...Fine. Follow me." Lapis answered. "I'll bring you back to base and meet the leader."
"Thanks. So...who's the leader? And what happened here?" Sam asked as they walked. "And why aren't you a cyborg?"
Lapis froze for a moment and turned around at Sam. "How do you know that?"
"As I said, I'm a friend. I know a few things." Sam shrugged. "C'mon, we're losing daylight."
"Alright," Lapis answered as they continued, heading to a bunker...and Sam could feel *powerful* energy coming from the distance.
'Hmm...' Sam thought as they headed down...and saw a large scientific base that had the remaining survivors of Earth. "Whoa. Talk about deja vu." She muttered to herself.
"Lapis, you're back!" A woman's voice spoke, catching Sam's attention.
"Yeah, Doc. I'm back...and I've brought someone who says they can 'help'." Lapis answered, gesturing to Sam.
Appearing through the crowd was a voluptuous auburn-haired woman.
The woman had long bushy hair, wearing a pair of square-framed glasses and golden hoop earrings; wearing a red and blue checker-pattern high-neck dress with black tights and matching arm-sleeves, a bountiful DD-Cup bosom, a white lab coat, shimmering blue eyes, and red and blue boots.
'...Mummy?' Sam thought as she saw the doctor.
"You captured Majin Buu? No...This isn't Majin Buu." The Doctor answered. "Who are you?"
"Whoever you want me to be." Sam smiled goofily and muttered as she looked at her.
Both Lapis and the doctor looked at each other as Sam's 'goo-goo' eyes were unnerving.
"I think you may have caught an offshoot of Majin Buu, Lapis." The Doctor answered, trying to stay on topic.
"But if she's enough to help out-" Lapis responded.
"My experiments have worked out. I can do this." The doctor answered.
"Sorry to interrupt, but I just gotta ask...what's your name, gorgeous?" Sam asked.
The Doctor looked at Sam and sighed gently. "I gave up my old name a while ago. While I am still a doctor, I am called 'Android 21'."
"'T-T-Twenty One'?" Sam gulped as she heard that. "Does that mean Dr Gero is still alive?"
"My husband? No, not anymore." Android 21 shook her head.
"I. Ooh...Err, sorry. What happened to him?" Sam asked.
"Eaten. By that monster Majin Buu." Android 21 responded.
"And you used his research?" Sam asked.
"What I do is for the benefit of the planet. What Gero attempted was for vengeance." She explained.
"Should we be telling her about this?" Lapis asked.
"I think we can trust her." Android 21 answered. "Besides...it might be good to have another who knows what Majin Buu can do."
"Alright, I better tell Lazuli I'm not dead." Lapis left, leaving the two.
"Just...one thing. How did Majin Buu come about? Last time I checked Buu was locked away." Sam asked.
"He was. But some years ago a strange little...potato-like creature came waking him up. Absorbing the greatest fighters on Earth to fuel it." 21 explained.
"Fucking Babadi." Sam growled. "So I guess Goku, Krillin and Piccolo are absorbed?"
"Yes. I'm sad to say." 21 answered.
"When did Buu wake up?" Sam inquired, trying to get a gauge to know when in time she was.
"It was shortly after a being called 'Cell' came and attacked. Only achieving his Semi-Perfect Form. And we can't even use the Dragon Radar to bring the Dragon Balls back." 21 explained.
"Ee-Ooh..." Sam groaned as she heard that. "That's not what the Radar is for, it's to locate them. What about Bulma or Capsule Corp?"
"Gone. When Son Goku was eaten." 21 explained sadly.
"...Whatever you need, I'm gonna help." Sam pointed seriously.
Android 21 blinked at that and nodded. "Thank you, this means a lot."
*Elsewhere*
Floating around the city, was a rotund bubble-gum pink being with an antenna on his head, floating in white baggy trousers with yellow boots and gloves, a black open vest and a billowing cloak tied around his neck. A happy-go-lucky smile on his face as he was carrying an armful of chocolates and candies. It was humming a tuneless song to itself. "Hmm, hmm, hmm. Huh? Where new friend go? Buu not happy that new friend gone."
This, was Majin Buu. The progenitor of the Majin race that Sam was a part of...and *chaotically* dangerous.
"Nom, nom, nom. Hmm, need more candy. Buu need more candy to eat." Buu shovelled down the armful of chocolates in one gulp.
He flew down to the city, looking around for more 'candy', Buu looked for the 'strong power' that was new to him. He wanted to meet the 'new friend'.
"Hmm, where new friend go?" Buu wondered.
clatter
Turning his head, Buu pointed his antennae at a crumbling pie of ruble, exposing some survivors. "Yummy, new candy!"
"R-Run!" The survivors panicked and tried to flee.
PEW!
SMACK!
Crashing down and deflecting the beam, was Sam! "Hey, Buu! Leave them alone!"
"Huh? How you stop Buu's beam? Wait, you like Buu! You stop Buu's beam!" Buu looked confused and then slowly got annoyed.
"Yeah, I did." Sam answered. "I'm very good at blocking that sort of thing."
"You want to make Buu mad?" Buu glared as the holes in his head began to steam.
"No, no, no. I want to play." Sam answered.
"'Play'?" Buu asked as his temper cooled down. "Really?" He asked excitedly. "Yay! We play!"
"Yeah, we'll play. It's a fighting game." Sam answered as she relaxed her stance. "But it's not just me."
"New friend? New friends for Buu?" Buu asked. "Where is new friend?"
"She won't be here until later. Until then-" Sam smiled as she flew in and punched Buu in the stomach. "Let's play!"
"Bwah!" Buu grunted as Sam's fist connected and flung him back.
'21, you better come soon!' Sam thought as she flew right at Buu and began to pummel him.
"Ow, you punch good. Okay, Buu's turn now!" Buu responded, slapping Sam away almost effortlessly as he was really strong.
Sam thought that, even after absorbing the weaker Z-Fighters, Buu was still a universe-level threat. And he had the strength to back it up.
"Hnn, that hurt. So, where's Babadi? He not around?"
"Babadi? No, Buu made him go bye-bye. Was tasty chocolate." Buu licked his lips.
"...Gods, I'm glad I'm not like that." Sam admitted that she knew the history of her race and the gluttonous nature of Majin Buu.
PEW!
PEW!
"Gah!" Sam screamed as she dodged out of the way, using her body's natural flexibility to bypass the balls of Ki.
"No fair, you dodged." Buu frowned as he flew in, only to be roundhouse kicked by Sam.
"Yeah, I know! You may have eaten the world's greatest fighters, but you're a crappy* learner!" Sam responded, forming a ki blast in her hand and aimed point blank to Buu's head.
KABOOM!
Buu's headless body floated away before his head regrew and formed again as if it wasn't gone at all. "Owie! That hurt!"
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say." Sam responded as she powered up.
"Grr, Buu make you PAY!" Buu screamed out as he blasted out energy beams, causing Sam to block the attacks as best as she could, but the hits were getting through.
"GAH! ARGH! HNN! GAH!" Sam grunted as she did her best, being covered in smoke as she was being hurt...Buu was too strong, but she needed to hold on. Her own natural healing would help. 'Come on, 21. Where are you?'
"Hmm, Buu turn you to candy now." Buu frowned as he was getting bored. "Bye, bye."
PEW!
"Gah! Who hurt Buu?" Majin Buu whipped his head around as his antenna was gone.
"H-Huh?" Sam asked in shock, seeing Android 21 floating there.
"Sorry, I'm late. I had some last-minute modifications to make." Android 21 apologised as she removed her glasses.
"Huh? Who you? New friend she told about?" Majin Buu asked.
"You could say that. Besides...I want to show you something that you gave me, Majin Buu." Android 21 responded as she crossed her arms and began to power up and transform. "HAAAA~! HAAAA!"
Appearing before Sam and Majin Buu was Android 21, but different to the Androids Sam had known. Instead of being human like Lapis and Lazuli, or being an insectoid creature like Cell; Android 21 was a beautiful humanoid, bubble-gum pink Majin skin, a long tail like the Frieza Race, pointed ears like a Namekian, wearing baggy white harem trousers, black high-heeled stiletto shoes with golden toes and anklets, a golden belt around her waist, black arm sleeves with black fingernails, golden bangles on her wrists, a black tube-top that contained her DD-Cup bosom, a golden necklace and her auburn hair turned pale white. Lastly, her eyes were still her brilliant shade of blue, with a determined smile aimed right at Majin Buu.
"O-oh! Ohh-ho-ho!" Majin Buu gasped in shock.
"...Mummy?" Sam asked out loud as she looked at her.
Android 21 blinked in shock as she heard that, smirking a little. "Well, if that's how you see me."
"We play now?" Buu asked as he saw 21.
"Yeah, we are. Now then." She spoke as she powered up a dark red and black energy ball. "Say 'ah'."
"Ah-AAAARGH!" Buu questioned then screamed.
Sam was stunned to see Android 21 like this, her jaw almost dropping to her knees as she was amazed by this new 'Android'. No, 'Bio-Android' was the better title for her. "Are you alright?" 21 asked her.
"Y-Yeah, it's nothing I can't handle." Sam reassured.
"Puu!" Buu grunted as he reformed, looking scuffed up, but none the worse for wear.
"Any notes on how to beat Buu?" 21 asked.
"Yeah. But you're not gonna like it." Sam answered.
"That no fun! Buu turn you to CANDY!" He screamed as he fired his candy beam at the pair.
PEW!
Sam once again deflected it, shooting it off into the sky as 21 flew in and attacked Buu in his stomach.
PUNCH!
"BWAH!"
The two female Majin struck more and more, overwhelming the demon creature with their fists, despite being 'weaker', but there was no way that they would give up.
"Grrr! You make Buu mad! Buu not having fun!" Majin Buu called out, grabbing Sam by the leg and slamming her into Android 21.
SLAM!
"URGH!" The two women grunted as they were flung to the ground and through buildings.
"Ow. That hurt." Sam groaned.
"Now. Would be a good time. For a plan." Android 21 groaned.
"Alright. We'll have to take him down. From the inside." Sam answered.
"You want him to eat us?" 21 turned to her in shock.
"It's the only way." Sam answered.
"You two hurt Buu. Now Buu eat you!" Buu called out.
"W-wait! How about you absorb us? We'll be tastier that way!" Sam called out. "We'd be friends forever~."
"That's right, Buu. You'll never be without a friend." Android 21 followed suit.
Buu looked confused at this...thought about it for a moment. And smiled. "Okay." It turned into a large amorphous blob and absorbed Sam and Android 21.
Sam and Android 21 vanished from sight, absorbed by Buu and the survivors down in the bunker could see all of this. The tiny surveillance drones that were created by Dr Gero years ago were broadcasting the fight to them. Hope was lost.
"Yay! Friends forever! Buu no longer a-"
Grumble, gurgle.
"Urgh...Buu no feel so good." Buu groaned as he felt his stomach groaning and griping. "Hurk! What happening to Buu?"
Buu's rotund body began to turn to jelly, something from inside his stomach was causing cartoonish spikes to almost prod him from within. It was quite funny as it looked like he had swallowed some angry bees and hornets.
"Buu feel mad! What happening in Buu?!" Buu called out as he inverted his head to 'look inside' of himself...and he was now flailing his arms in absolute horror, his muffled screams coming from within as his body was shrinking and weakening!
Almost immediately from the horrific sight of what was inside himself, Buu tried to reach into his own mouth and grab the two inside. "Geh ouh! Geh ouh, geh ouh, geh ouh!"
BYOI-OI-OI-OING!
"Urgh...! GAH!" Buu screamed as his stomach was stretched out massively and popped open like a balloon as both Android 21 and Sam erupted from the core of Majin Buu and carried several dozen people!
"Bleh! That was disgusting!" Android 21 commented as she carried Piccolo and the Saiyans.
"It worked, didn't it?" Sam retorted as she carried the Z-Fighters and a strange pale-purple-skinned humanoid with a white mohawk.
"Urgh. Wh-What you do?" Buu groaned as he looked more in pain and weakened than before.
"Playing our game. And guess what? You lose!" Sam smiled as she and 21 dropped the still-living bodies of the captured people.
"N-No! Buu not lose! Buu eat you again!" Buu panted as he had grown accustomed to his power and being on top. But now, he wasn't.
"That will not happen! NEVER AGAIN!" Android 21 called out as she powered up.
"KAIO-KEN!" Sam called out as she powered up too, now covered in a burning red aura.
"'Kaio-' what?" Buu asked before both Sam and 21 punched Buu in his face.
The fight, if one could call it that, was going in Sam and 21's favour, their combined energies were more than the blob of chaos could handle.
"Bah! B-Buu. Buu beat. Beat you. Buu won't go!" Buu panted as he was near the point of defeat.
"We have him. Just a little more!" 21 called out as she was exhausted, but she saw Sam behind her...and she was doing something with her aura.
"Ha. Ha...HAAAA!" Sam panted as she was gathering ki and energy, making this her final attack. "Kaio-Ken!"
"No." Buu looked on in shock.
"TIMES!"
"No, no, no." Buu panicked even more
"Together then!" 21 nodded as she poured ki into her fingers
"TWENTY!" Sam's eyes turned white as the strain of Kaio-Ken was taking its toll on her body...and she was going all out to end Majin Buu. Her muscles bulged out, feeling the intense stress and power flow through her. The power of King Kai and his iconic technique was going to win this through.
"NOOO!" Buu screamed as he fired a weakened but powerful ki blast.
"BIG BANG!" Sam called out as she outstretched her arm, tucked her thumb into the palm of her hand and focused on Buu.
"PHOTON!" Android 21 rose her forefinger, formed a ball of black and red energy and pointed at Buu.
"GO AWAAAAY!" Buu screamed as he fired at the pair.
"ATTACK!" Sam screamed as a ball of pure energy fired at the pink blob, accompanied by 21's attack.
"SWIPE!" The beam struck through Buu's energy beam and destroyed it and combined with Sam's attack, hitting Majin Buu right in his core.
"NOOOOOOOOOooooo...!" Buu screamed in fear and horror as this combined attack connected with his body, evaporating any and all of his cells and atoms, erasing the monster that had haunted the world for so long.
Majin Buu was dead.
"We. We did it. We actually did it!" Android 21 panted and smiled. "It's over! Ha-ha! Sam, we-!"
"Gyah! Hnn! I'm okay." Sam gritted her teeth as she felt her muscles constrict from the maximum use of Kaio-Ken to reassure her that she was fine. "I just pulled...everything. Bleh." And began to fall to the ground.
"Whoa, easy. I've got you." 21 caught her and carried her down to the ground.
Sam just twitched lightly in 21's arms, nuzzling her breasts in her sleep like a pair of pillows.
'Huh, I suppose I can let you have this for now.' Android 21 smiled as she let Sam do so.
Giving the girl a thankful kiss on the forehead.
*Time skip*
Sam groaned as she was waking up from her heavy rest, that was one of the few times she pulled out 'Kaio-Ken X20' in a fight...and there was a good reason for that. "Did anyone get the plate of the truck that ran me over?"
"21." A familiar voice chuckled from the door.
"Thank you." Sam groaned as she sat up weakly.
"Hey, take it easy. You've been asleep for a day." 21 walked over. "I've never seen a technique like that before."
"Yeah well...only the strongest and most determined can use that technique efficiently," Sam responded, almost whimpering by the strain on her body. "Gonna need to soak for... Like... A year when I get home." She grumbled, "You'd think with my biology I'd be able to handle it better..."
21 sat down and chuckled a little, taking her hand. "Thank you. For saving us."
"Hey, no problem. Any time." Sam smiled back as she gently held 21's hand, kissing it softly.
"Quite a flirt, aren't you?" 21 smiled as she accepted it, cupping Sam's cheek gently.
"It's my nature." Sam admitted. "You turned back to normal."
"Yes, well, not much need for my transformation when we're among friends and allies." 21 explained. "Considering what the form is based on, I hope you understand that."
"Well, I think you are gorgeous in either form." Sam smiled genuinely.
21's heart thumped in her chest, hearing those kind words...something that she hadn't heard in a long while. And gave Sam a tender kiss on her cheek. "I wonder, do you want a reward? Anything as thanks for saving our lives."
"I could give a few suggestions." Sam quipped.
"They're not too outlandish are they?" 21 asked.
Sam smiled seductively.
*time skip*
Sam was back at the Time Nest, smiling goofily as she had just rocked another world and also made some -wonderful- memories with a gorgeous woman.
Especially with those plump pantyhose thighs, and that sexy pink tail~!
She just gave a giggle, enjoying the sun of Konton City.
She pocketed a gift that 21 had given her for safekeeping and as a reminder of their time together. Along with the promise to work with Capsule Corp in their future.
"Excuse me, Ms Sam." An old voice spoke before Sam.
"Huh? Oh, Old Kai." Sam asked as she was coming out of her stupor. "What's up?"
"I was observing your last mission, your ingenuity and creativity served you well." Old Kai spoke, his arms behind his back because of his usual stance.
"Well, what can I say, Bill's not the only one who can think of the fly." Sam admitted.
"Indeed. But I could tell that the Kaio-Ken is your go-to." He commented.
"Yeah...it hurts coming out of it. But that's its drawback." Sam admitted.
"Indeed. I want to offer you some training. Something that might help you more in the long run." Old Kai offered. "I can unlock your full potential, should you so choose."
Sam blinked in shock. "Y-You're serious."
"Of course, I am. After all, you saved my successor Shin, bringing back that world's Supreme Kai. I say you've earned this." Old Kai admitted.
Sam was surprised and elated to hear this, the chance to learn a new technique that was said to unlock unlimited potential within her. It was an honour to know this...but the choice to be given to her now.
"Don't tell me straight away, take your time when you have had a moment. I will be awaiting your answer." Old Kai informed, showing his patience and respect for Sam. "Good day, Ms Sam." As he walked away.
Sam gave a small chuckle and smile as she heard that, thinking of what could be.
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To be continued
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