Opening by neostardustdragon101
We pass by the city of new your all seems calm as a dark gray sky hangs over the city. Suddenly an explosion erupts from around the city causing the people to run and scream in the chaos as Hydra Bots slither through the streets firing off energy beams. Moving over towards a tower Tony Stark watches on.
Our world's about to break,
Tormented and attacked
Bruce Banner's eyes turn green as he tears through his clothing transforming into the Hulk as he lets out a rage filled roar.
Lost from when we wake,
With no way to go back.
A photo of Captain America is shown before color fills it and Cap holds up his shield.
I'm standing on my own,
but now I'm not alone.
Storm clouds roar as thunder strikes and Thor soars through the sky holding up mjolnir
Naruto stands atop a skyscraper overlooking the city smirking.
Too small to turn the tide
Too stubborn to give in
Tony stands in the center of his armory, his armor parts moving around as he begins to suit up with screens displaying the various heroes and villains. They soon vanish and his Iron Man helmet comes down and his eyes light up.
There's no one left to trust
It all comes down to us
Pushed by pain and pride
To face these fears and win
Naruto throws a punch knocking away several Hydra Soldiers while Wasp comes in from the sky firing bolts at them. Antman smashes his fist down on the Hydrabot while Hulk jumps down swinging it by its tentacle crashing into a building. Thor holds up his hammer unleashing lighting down upon his enemies while Captain America tossed his shield knocking away his enemies
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Always, we will fight as one, 'til the battle's won,
An explosion erupted as the dust clears as the Avengers stand side by side.
With evil on the run, we'll never come undone.
Assembled we are strong, forever fight as one!
(with Naruto)
It had been a week since Naruto had returned from the savage lands and Naruto was walking along the streets of New York City as he made his way to Chinatown. As soon as he made it there he searched around for a moment.
"Ah there it is" Naruto grinned as he walked into a building labeled F.E.A.S.T or Food, Emergency, Aid, Shelter, and Training. The homeless aid shelter that Naruto had to volunteer at for his community service.
Naruto walked through the doors and looked around a bit as he walked towards the front desk
'Not bad for a homeless shelter. It actually has a good vibe' Naruto thought as he looked around and felt some of the emotions coming off the people here thanks to his observation haki
"Ah, Mr. Joyboy. Welcome to F.E.A.S.T." the receptionist greeted him upon seeing him enter "Mr. Li and Miss Parker are upstairs in the office area. I'll call a staff member to guide you to them. They wished to meet you before starting you on your tasks"
"No problem. Is there anything I can do to help while I wait?" Naruto asked as he looked around a bit
"hmm. Admittedly I'm perfectly fine up here so until the staff member arrives please- ah Mr Parker a moment!" The receptionist was saying until she spotted a young man with brown hair walking towards a trash can to throw out some garbage stopping him "sorry to bother you but could you show our newest volunteer to your aunt's office?" The receptionist asked
Naruto looked at The young man who walked over to them he had short brown hair and blue eyes
"Sure thing" the now named Peter said with a smile as he looked at Naruto before his eyes widened "woah you're Joyboy of the Avengers" He said as he blinked in surprise as he spotted Naruto
"Naruto is fine. Preferred in this case. I'm not here as Joyboy after all. I'm here to help as me" Naruto said with a smile
"Wow my Aunt May said a big name was gonna be helping out. I didn't think it'd be an avenger" Peter admitted as he led Naruto to the offices upstairs
"thanks but I don't really consider myself a big name. Not like Iron man or Spider Man. I'm just me." Naruto said with a chuckle
Peter chuckled at this "don't sell yourself short. I saw your fight with Graviton and the other Avengers. You tanked lightning from Thor. You're definitely a tough one" Peter told him
"Eh the whole Thor thing isn't a big deal. I'm made of rubber after all" Naruto said as he stretched a finger to prove his point
"Rubber? From what i saw of your fight footage that doesn't make-" Peter was saying before he was cut off
"Peter don't bug Mr Uzumaki about his full time job" An older woman said with a chuckle as she approached them as she came out of a office they were approaching
"Oh sorry Aunt May. Sorry mr Uzumaki" Peter said with an apologetic look
"It's fine Peter and call me Naruto if I'm gonna help here we're gonna be friends at least and that's a requirement with me" Naruto said as he chuckled
"well you certainly have a good attitude Mr Uzumaki. I'm glad to have your assistance. Even if its only temporary" an asian man in a suit said as he approached them
"Bah. The community service may be the reason I'm here but I actually like the looks of this place. And I think I wouldn't mind helping even after my service is done." Naruto admitted as he looked around really liking the vibe of the shelter
the Asian man chuckled at this and nodded "Glad to hear it I'm Martin Li. The owner of F.E.A.S.T this is May Parker, my operations manager and you've met her nephew Peter who volunteers to help when he has the time" Martin Li introduced everyone
"Community service?" Peter asked curiously
"Apparently punching senators in the face is the wrong way of ending a debate. Who would've guessed?" Naruto smirked
Peter snorted at this and covered his mouth while May's face contorted as if she was trying really hard to keep a straight face
"Normally I'm not one to advocate for violence but considering the bile that was coming out of Senator Kelly's mouth….. I can't exactly fault your response" Martin Li admitted
"I'll take it. Seriously if you put him and that Jameson clown in a room together you'd have enough hot air to power New York and New Jersey" Naruto said snickering
That did it as May burst out laughing before quickly composing herself quickly "sorry" she apologized
"It's fine. I do believe this is one of Mr Uzumaki's talents. Now let's see about you using your talents here at F.E.A.S.T" Martin li said
"Sure thing. Well other than the whole super hero thing I do know how to cook. So if you ever need an extra hand in the kitchen I can help with that on top of really any simple tasks I'm sure. And if my powers are needed I'm sure I can change a few high up light bulbs to give your maintenance guys a break if needed" Naruto said with a smile
"Let's hold off on the powers for now. Though I will make note of that offer. Anyways I'll let May take over your training and what she'll start you on. Good luck Mr Uzumaki. Peter, May I'll be back later as I need to head out on an important errand." Martin Li said as he walked away
"Understood Mr Li. I'll watch over the place." May told him with a smile "Peter do you have anymore time to help as well or do you need to get to your job?" May asked making Peter's eyes widen
"Oh no. I nearly forgot. I have to get to the lab and do some calibrations. I promised doc I'd do them before tomorrow morning. I gotta go" Peter said with a mild panic in his voice
"Understood. Go on then. I'll see you later" May waved him off with a smile as Peter ran off "so you said you know how to cook correct?" May asked Naruto who nodded as he followed after her downstairs
(Avengers mansion. The next day)
The team, barring Thor, was currently watching a video display of Captain America facing off against Zemo when the man in the panther suit arrives on the scene to give Steve his shield when it pauses on said image of the panther man.
"That's him" Steve said as he pointed at the paused footage
"Wait what am I looking at? A giant cat?" Janet asked curiously
"Nah, you wanna see a giant cat then I know a guy that can turn into a cheetah hybrid." Naruto told her "pretty sure we have Garfield's dark, gothic older brother on here" Naruto snarked
"Since you're deciding to do your Wade imitation whiskers, why didn't you notice this cat guy with your observation haki? Tony asked as he looked at Naruto
"You mean besides the fact I was unconscious due to sockface? He never showed up for me. Like something was blocking me from finding him. Probably something like how your tech didn't register him as an intruder" Naruto admitted
"Look at that. Whatever he's wearing is absorbent to all energy spectra. And with the system not even registering another person being there he's clearly very good" Hank said as he looked at the footage of the fight and the scan results he had of the cat man's suit
"Ok I'll admit it. Whoever this intruder is, he has some ok technology." Tony said
"All' I know is this man in black saved my life. He's an ally. Not an enemy" Steve responded
Before anyone could respond could respond to this a loud roar was hard outside
"Intruder alert. I believe the cat man in question is at the front gates and DD is greeting him" Jarvis said making the avengers run out the door to the front gate. The sight was of the Black Panther man on the top of gate ducking under a tail strike from Devil Dinosaur
"DD heel!" Naruto yelled out as they all ran out to the yard
Devil dinosaur quickly stopped attacking Black panther and sat down in the yard
"So he's not an avenger?" Steve questioned as Black Panther leapt off of the gate before them as his sharpened claws emerged from his finger tips
"Definitely not" Tony responded as Black Panther rushed at them
"want DD to help then?" Naruto asked curiously
"less talky more fighting!" Janet yelled as she shrunk down and took flight
"I Got hi-ugh!" Tony yelled charging at the Black Panther but was immediately struck with a claw strike tearing his armor and knocking him into the wall.
Devil Dinosaur roared at this and rushed at Black Panther only to be met with a kick to the face. Taking out the avengers T Rex guard dog.
"Hey! Claws off my pet!" Naruto yelled as he charged at black panther and swung his fist back his arm stretching back very far before he swung it forward and slamming it into the panthers chest
KLANG!
The punch bounced off the suit of the Black Panther
"... ok I wasn't expecting that." Naruto admitted as Janet flew at the Panther man
"Think you're fast and tough? Dodge these!" She yelled, sending her stinger blasts at the Black Panther. The man didn't even dodge them as some type of energy absorption field absorbed the blasts. "Uh what happened?" She asked
"Well he didn't dodge them" Hank said in his small size riding on a flying ant "I did mention his suit seemed to be absorbant to-watch out!" Hank yelled as the two dodged a purple energy dagger sent at them by the black Panther from his hands before Steve tackled him away and threw his shield. The Black Panther bent his back under the thrown shield to dodge it as the shield ricocheted back into Steve's hand. The panther man stood back up only for a swarm of ants to start climbing on him. Covering him from his feet to his head
"Now are you ready to talk about this?" Hank asked before the Black Panther clicked a button on his suit and sent a massive sound wave pulse out to scare away the ants. Including the ant Hank was riding on.
Hank returned to human size next to Steve and Iron man "ugh. That sound. That's vibranium" Hank said in recognition
"I don't care what his suits made of! I've had enough of Super high tech cat ninja guy" Janet growled out as she flew at the Black Panther firing her stingers at him and making the Panther man leap onto the wall of the mansion and start to climb up it.
"Hello there" Naruto said sitting on the roof of the mansion looking down at the panther
The panther raised his claws and leapt up to the roof took a swing at Naruto but he caught it in his hand holding his wrist
"You may be fast but now that I know to take you seriously my observation haki isn't gonna lose track of you Mr kitty" Naruto said with a grin as he held his wrist in place with his strength before he caught his other hand as he swung it at him "do I look like a ball of yarn?" Naruto asked as he held the panthers arms to restrain him.
The panther said nothing to this before he swung his knee into Naruto's gut which did nothing.
"Heh not gonna work on me bagera I'm rubber" Naruto said with a laugh before he wrapped his legs around the Black Panther before Tony flew up to them and placed a missile at the back of the panther's head
"Nice job Rubber boy. Now don't even think about escaping Catman" Tony warned him
"I have seen enough" The panther man said as the avengers leapt onto the roof
"What's your game mister? You save my life then attack us? And now you expect us to believe you're just going to surrender?" Steve asked with a glare
"I am not Surrendering captain. I have simply seen enough of what you are all capable of" the Panther said calmly
"Eh? Oh I get it. This was you testing us for some reason wasn't it?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head to the side before he let the Panther's hands go
"Indeed. The youngest of you is correct. I wanted to assess your abilities firsthand." The black Panther said before removing his mask "I am T'Challa." He introduced himself
"Oi! I'm not that much younger. I'm at least Janet's age!" Naruto said as he let go of T'Challa with his legs
"Yeah but you act like your 12" Janet said as she hovered next to Naruto's head and smiled at him
"See if I go with you shopping to be your pack mule anymore" Naruto grumbled under his breath
"The prince of Wakanda? but what are you doing here?" Hank asked having recognized the man
"I need your help. I'll explain inside" T'Challa said seriously
"Quick question: what's a Wakanda? It sounds delicious" Naruto asked curiously as he raised a hand as everyone got down off the roof
This got a groan from Tony and Hank and a sigh from Janet
"I don't know it either" Steve pointed out in defense of Naruto who smiled
(One explanation later)
the team were now back in the meeting room and have just finished explaining what Wakanda was to Naruto
"Wait a minute, so your from an isolated kingdom that has no love for outsiders that has to hide its resources from far too many overly interested parties that would abuse said resources?" Naruto asked T'Challa
"Indeed" T'Challa said as he nodded at this
"Huh small world. Finally someone understands my pain. Did your ancestors have a history with some pain in the ass dragon too?" Naruto asked with a chuckle
T'Challa raised a eyebrow inquisitively at this
"Supposedly he's from an isolated nation in Japan where everyone has a weird power like him" Janet said as she waved her hand dismissively
"Supposedly? Why the hell would I lie about that? If I was gonna explain my powers why would that be the first thing that comes to mind instead of a government experiment or bitten by a vampiric, sentient rubber band?" Naruto asked as he looked at the team
"Son you have described all kinds of powers some of the people from your village have and they sound kind of……farfetched" Steve said as he paused to think of the right words to use
"He lost me at the one chick who can change someone's gender at Will with hormone powers" Tony said with a scoff
"screw you all. Also barring Steve and Janet you guys fought Another member of my village. You know. Hair like a ducks ass, emo, hanging out with the sexy, leggy blonde chick and the rogue renn faire reject?" Naruto pointed out
"sexy, leggy blonde?" Janet asked with a twitching eyebrow
"Wait a moment, you're from Yamitora village in Japan?" T'Challa asked his attention fully turning to Naruto as he now had the black panther's full attention
"... ah crap mom's gonna kill whoever leaked the village out. And I'm not getting in her way. Not after the flaming bear incident" Naruto groaned
"Relax young one. I know of your village through an old Wakandan scripture. A member of your village long ago traveled throughout the world fighting to free people from their oppressors. He had entered Wakanda very briefly before resuming his journey. He escaped near death from trespassing into our borders with a smile on his face. Laughing as he fled from our guards." T'Challa explained
"Huh? Laughing as he fled and taking out oppressors? Sounds like my kind of guy" Naruto chuckled "But I don't recall anyone who left our village throughout the old texts either. Hmmm…. Oh well" Naruto shrugged
"The scripts say that the king of wakanda at the time while at first annoyed he escaped he later laughed too" T'Challa explained as he chuckled
"This is all very fascinating and I actually would love to hear more about both of your home's histories but you said you had something you needed help with?" Hank asked as while he was genuinely curious on both places they had other things to discuss
"Yeah we have an army of supervillains we've been trying to capture" Tony pointed out
"Yes yes of course. You see, I need your help. My country has been overthrown by one such powerful villain. A brutal fiend called M'Baku. The Man-Ape. I need your help to get past the Wakandan people so I can restore the throne" T'Challa explained
"I'm in" Naruto yelled holding up his hand already ready to help
"Just like that? What about your community service?" Janet asked as she looked at Naruto curiously
"I help on weekends it's a Wednesday and I have a clause where I can leave in case of all avengers needed level threats. Now point me at the power hungry warlord I hate bullies and I got a gear third fist I wanna shove up his a-" Naruto was saying before He was cut off
"Language young man. Besides you said get past the Wakandan people? If your people are following this Man-Ape of their own free will, that's the end of the story. That's what the people want" Steve said
"I'll curse however I want, old man" Naruto grumbled under his breath making Janet snicker
"You do not understand. The people are the problem" T'Challa explained "they follow the old ways. Man-Ape won the throne in combat. They feel they must follow him. No matter if he destroys everything. And the Man-Ape will destroy everything." T'Challa said seriously
"Huh we have more in common than I thought." Naruto said as he hummed at this
"They do the same in your village?" Tony asked curiously
"Yup though we have always had an Uzumaki as leader. We may get some clown who thinks he has a great power that gives him an edge but he always gets his head kicked in by our mastery of haki." Naruto said with a proud smile
"ok I get this Man-Ape guy is bad news but I don't understand how he could destroy everything?" Janet asked as Hank typed on the computer
"Vibranium" Hank said as an image appeared
"Vibrate? Is this a sex thing?- yowch! Take a joke woman!" Naruto was saying with a smirk said as Janet Shot him in the foot with her stinger
"It's an alloy that is the same as what my shield is made of" Steve said
"I've studied it firsthand. It's nothing to mess around with." Hank said with a twitching eyebrow at Naruto's joke
"So that's how you can hide from my observation haki so easily your suit is lined with that stuff" Naruto said as he snapped his fingers in realization
"Legend has it that Wakanda's sitting on a mountain of the stuff" Tony said in realization
"The Vibranium mound. It is our treasure and our responsibility" T'Challa explained "for centuries we have defended it against any who would exploit it.
Naruto said nothing to this but lightly clenched his fists at this 'jeez wakanda has a lot in common with us' he thought to himself as he thought about what his village was charged with protecting and lightly shuddered
"That kind of resource should belong to everyone. Vibranium has the potential to change the world" Hank said
"Yeah and it could do a lot of damage too Hank so I'm with T'Challa on this one" Naruto said as he shook his head
"Must you always go against me?" Hank asked annoyed having enough of Naruto's slights against him
"I'm not saying you don't have good ideas but you and I both know that if one person who's not as good as you gets his hands on that it could destroy the world." Naruto said
"He is correct. After all someone in this room knows the applications of using Vibranium for worse quite well" T'Challa said looking st Tony
"... uh yeah. Stark industries investigated the possibility of of using Vibranium to make weapons" Tony admitted a bit sheepishly making Hank frown in displeasure
"Thanks for proving my point old man" Naruto said as he gave Tony a thumbs up making Tony pinch his nose
"It was a long time ago you brat. My people tried to deal with King T'Chaka. Where is he now?" Tony asked T'Challa making T'Challa lower his head in silence
"If this Man-Ape is going to put lives in danger, we have to do something." Steve said seriously
"I'm in" Janet said as she nodded in agreement
"Ok so me, the hottest member on our team, and the soldier boy are in. What about you two?" Naruto asked Tony and Hank
"Hottest member?" Janet asked with a smirk
"...I said that first part out loud didn't I?" Naruto asked with a flat tone
"Do you need to flirt with her constantly?" Hank asked with a twitching eyebrow
"Why do you care? It's not like we're dating Hank" Janet told him with firm tone making him flinch
"Ooooh tension nyuk nyuk" Naruto was saying with a snicker before Janet slapped him lightly in the back of the head
"Perhaps this will help sway you. Computer Satellite view of Wakanda" T'Challa said as he inserted a chip into the computer
"Wakanda can't be seen on Satellite. Trust Me I've tried" Tony said as an image of Africa appeared on the screen
"Zoom in" T'Challa said as the computer zoomed in on a particular part of Africa. Revealing Wakanda
"Ok how exactly do you know my systems inside and out?" Tony asked incredulously
"I studied them….. inside and out" T'Challa said simply as the map zoomed in more to reveal a massive mountain with Hydra soldiers loading up carts with Vibranium
"Oh great. Just what we need high-tech nazis." Naruto groaned as an image zoomed in on two men. One wearing a dark cloak with a scythe like hand and the other looking like Abraham Lincoln with a mechanical device for his left arm "Who's boy scout Abe Lincoln and the crypt keeper?" Naruto asked not knowing who they were
"Hah! The crypt keeper as you put him is Grim Reaper. One of Strucker's guys." Tony explained
"The jelly company?" Naruto asked curiously as he raised a eyebrow at this
"Pfffft! Hahaha!! Good one!" Janet laughed banging her fist against the wall in laughter
"Not smuckers. Strucker. He's hydra's leader" Tony groaned out pinching his nose
"Super Nazi so slug him with a haki punch got it" Naruto said as he gave a thumbs up
"as for Abe Lincoln…. I don't know" Tony admitted
"I've met him. Ulysses Klaw. He created a device that converts vibranium into a sonic weapon" Hank explained
"Shouldn't he be after that fool gadget?" Naruto asked curiously getting groans from Hank and Tony
"... I do not understand this reference" T'Challa said with a quirked eyebrow
"I'm as confused as you are" Steve admitted
"Ignore him. So who's up for invading Wakanda?" Janet asked the team who all nodded in agreement
(Quinjet. 5 minutes later)
The team was all strapped in barring Naruto and T'Challa.
"I get why I'm standing as I'm made of rubber but why are you?" Naruto asked as the quinjet took off towards Africa from New York
"My suit will protect me without issue in case of a crash. And besides as you said you are made of rubber" T'Challa said simply
"... you're gonna use me as a crash bag?" Naruto asked baffled
"From what I have been able to gather I do believe you value teamwork Mr Uzumaki" T'Challa said with an amused tone of voice
"... damn me and my moral compass" Naruto grumbled making Janet giggle
"Thor's not answering his ID card. Probably taking a trip to Fantasy land" Tony said with some mild irritation as he flew the jet.
"I mean he could be doing something important. Maybe he has a date. Or maybe he's out frying that senator that sued me" Naruto said with a smirk
"... you are one sadistic brat you know that?" Tony asked as a map pulled up of Wakanda
"He's a racist Tony, he has whatever happens to him coming. Don't get me wrong I'd save him if I was in the immediate area but I ain't gonna complain if Logan stabs him or something" Naruto admitted
"Are we there yet?" Hank asked as he already had a headache from hearing Naruto talk
"Well let's look at the map. We have to go through Torment Forest, past Piranha Cove, but we have to avoid the Chasm of- what was it? Icy clouds?" Janet asked T'Challa
"Chilling Mists" the Black Panther correcting her
"Huh memo to me make myself a vacation Home in the Forest of Torment. It sounds lovely" Naruto snickered
"Could you possibly take something seriously for once?" Hank asked with a twitching eyebrow
"He takes this seriously when the battle starts." Janet said defending Naruto
"Yeah it's called having a zest for life gramps. You should try having a sense of humor sometimes. It does wonders for me and Tony" Naruto responded with a smirk before he looked at Steve deep in thought "you ok cap?" Naruto asked
"In my day if something went this high we didn't call it an airplane" Steve said
"What did you call it?" Hank asked curiously and trying to ignore Naruto
"Science fiction" Steve responded getting silence from the others
(Skies above Wakanda. A half hour later)
"This is not the path I'd laid out. You should avoid this area" T'Challa exclaimed with some irritation in his voice "the jungle here is too well protected"
"Don't worry. The Quinjet has the best cloaking tech there is. Mine" Tony said right as a barrage of laser fire came from tree trees trying to hit the Quinjet as Tony made erratic movements to dodge the laser fire
"Wakandan defense tech is better" T'Challa said simply
"You need an update Stark!" Naruto yelled out as the quinjet took some hits as the engine blew up from laser fire. Sending it careening into the forest
"Stark, if I die and you live I'm haunting your ass!!!!" Naruto yelled as the Quinjet crashed into a massive tree
"Everyone ok?" Steve asked as he noticed the Quinjet was tangled in vines hanging high above the ground
'I'm fine" Hank said as he stood up holding his head slightly
"I'm perfectly secure" T'Challa said as he hadn't even moved from his spot.
"Tony?" Steve asked
"I need a drink" Tony groaned as he got up.
"Janet? Naruto? What about you…. Two?" Steve asked as he turned to the back of the ship and trailed off at the sight he saw.
Naruto on his back on the floor. Janet straddling his waist sitting on top of him. Naruto's hands on her breasts as the two looked at each other blushing.
"...uh……" Naruto said wide eyed at what just happened
"……HANDS OFF!!" Janet yelled as her face went red from embarrassment before she jumped to her feet and zapped Naruto with her stingers
"Gah! It was an accident woman! You came flying out of your seat! Dammit I'm no longer being the team's crash bag! I demand a replacement!" Naruto yelled in pain from the zap
"Are you saying I'm too ugly to be caught by you?!" Janet yelled with a glare
"Did I say that?! I said it was an accident!" Naruto yelled
"Enough! We should leave this vehicle" T'Challa ordered as he leapt out the hole in the back and down to the ground
(Moments later)
Tony was the last one to leave the destroyed Quinjet as he flew down to the ground with the others
"You owe me a new jet" Tony told T'Challa angrily
"You chose not to listen to me, Stark. It was a mistake" T'Challa informed him simply
"You and me need to have a little talk kitty" Tony told him as he approached T'Challa
"Enough, what's the plan T'Challa?" Steve asked as he got in between the two heroes
"I will deal with Man-Ape myself. You all may face off against Hydra if you wish. Do not underestimate the Wakandan army which will be here shortly. I wish you all well" T'Challa said as he ran off into the woods
"... did he just fucking leave us stranded in the middle of the woods in Wakanda?" Naruto asked as he raised an eyebrow at this
"Yup" Janet said before she huffed turning away from Naruto
"Oh for- It was an accident Janet! Let it go!" Naruto groaned out
"Enough save the lovers spat for later. Here's what we're gonna do. Cap go after him. The rest of us will go to the Vibranium mound" Tony ordered the team
"But you need….. understood" Steve nodded before running off after T'Challa through the forest
"Wow. He didn't argue with me or anything. Uh everyone take notes" Tony told the other Avengers
"Not happening Bender " Naruto scoffed as he shook his head
Janet's face twitched at this as she tried not to laugh as she was still mad at Naruto
"He's a soldier, Tony. He follows orders. EVen bad ones, now it's just the four of us against all of Wakanda, Hydra, and a super villain" Hank told him
"That's how much faith I have in you three. And c'mon I've dealt with Hydra before" Tony told them
"To be honest I like our odds" Naruto said with a smirk
"See he gets it. And Wakanda is not gonna be a problem" Tony told them before he looked up and dodged a spear thrown at him from the tree. Which then exploded via vibranium
"…..I surrender!" Naruto yelled as he threw his hands in the air after seeing this
"Quit being a smartass and run!" Janet yelled as she shrunk down and flew off
"no we can…. Take em" Tony was saying as he looked up and saw they were surrounded by Wakandan warriors. Each one Holding vibranium spears "rubber boy you got any crazy things hidden up your sleeve?" Tony asked
"As prince of Yamitora Village in Japan I demand an audience with your King!" Naruto yelled out in a panic
"A Devil?! Kill him! Those outsiders must die for their trespassing again!" One of the warriors yelled throwing a spear at Naruto
"Nice job moron" Hank said as he shrunk down and jumped on a ant that flew off
"Oh blow it out your ass Pym! I tried your way of diplomacy and look at how that went?!" Naruto yelled ducking under a thrown spear before uppercutting a charging soldier and sending them flying
"He's got a point Hank" Janet said as she sent a blast at a Wakandan warrior.
"This mean we're square?" Naruto asked with a smile as he grabbed a soldier and threw them into a tree
"No chance groper" Janet said with a scoff
"Damn it!" Naruto yelled as he spun around and swung his stretched leg into some charging soldiers
"Run for it!" Tony yelled as he flew around some thrown spears
"We aren't gonna get far so let's just take em out here." Naruto said as he leapt in the air before dodging a spear "shit that nearly skewered me!" he yelled before another spear slashed into his arm "agh! That hurt you bastards!" He yelled before slughing the soldier that sliced him
"Well I'm open to suggestions!" Janet yelled as she hovered in the air as a soldier swung a spear at her from behind hitting her to the ground before the soldier went to plunge his spear down into her as she was grounded.
Naruto's eyes widened at this before he glared in a rage "LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!" he yelled as he let loose a blast of conquerors Haki. Letting loose a visible energy that looked like black and red lightning as a pressure hit the wakandan soldiers. Sending them into unconsciousness
"... what the hell?" Tony asked seeing the visible black and red lightning like effect
"Since when can he do that?" Hank asked wide eyed
"Naruto?" Janet asked as she got back up wide eyed at the sight aof Naruto surrounded by unconscious soldiers and a black and red lightning energy flaring up around him
Naruto stopped his haki as soon as the last soldier was knocked out as the energy and pressure faded away.
"You good kid?" Tony asked as he landed on the ground
"Yeah I'm fine looks like I stepped up a notch with my conqueror's haki" Naruto said, as before it was always an invisible pulse.
"Is that something normal for your villagers with conqueror's Haki?" Hank asked genuinely curious
"Not sure though I have seen some of the best fighters in my village pull this off. They always said conquerors haki increases through increased danger" Naruto admitted
"It's that a big deal?" Tony asked curiously
"Well when two haki users with this level of skill clash the sky usually splits apart. Usually most conquerors' haki pulses are invisible unless it clashes with other conquerors' haki. The fact it was visible to you all means my power is increasing. By a lot." Naruto admitted as he looked at the cut on his arm
"Or you were just worried about Janet and got out of control" Tony said as he pointed at the knocked out soldier behind Janet
Janet blinked at this before she realized what had most likely happened and smiled a little
"look we can speculate about this later. We should head to the Vibranium mound" Naruto said as he started walking off "... does anyone know how to get to the mound?" Naruto asked sheepishly
"Follow me you sap" Tony said as he chuckled as he flew past Naruto
"Oh like you're one to talk. I've seen your love letters to Pepper" Naruto scoffed
"….details please" Janet said with a chuckle after registering hearing this
"Not a word! And how did you see those?!" Tony yelled
"It was a drunken ramble of him telling Pepper she has an ass that doesn't quit and then him yelling at a guy 10 bucks and to get the hell out of here" Naruto smirked while Tony groaned
Janet burst out laughing at this along with Naruto as the team followed the armored avenger to the Vibranium mound
(Forest)
"Your tenacity is admirable, Captain. But you're very out of place in the jungle."T'Challa told him as he halted his leaping through the trees
"You came to us for help. So here I am." Steve told him with a firm tone of voice
"This is my burden to bear alone" T'Challa told him
"So the Avengers were what? A distraction? You're just using us to get past your own people?" Steve questioned
"Man-Ape is mine" T'Challa told him firmly
"Well I've got my orders. Besides, I owe you one. You saved my life, remember? So you can let me help you or we can go another round" Steve told him as T'Challa started to walk away a slight bit
"Man-Ape took my father, and I did nothing! I failed him! I know you can understand that Captain. Please let me do this" T'Challa told the avenger before leaping off the tree and heading further into the jungle. Steve looking on as he did so.
(Vibranium mound)
"I have to say for an uncharted African Nation they have tech that's decades ahead of whatever we have" Hank admitted looking at the broken insides of one of the vibranium spears.
"Remind me to show you egghead. You will probably shit yourself" Naruto said with a snicker
"Egghead?" Janet asked with a raised eyebrow
"Science and development area of my home village. Long story." Naruto said as he waved his hand
"I really wish Thor would answer his phone" Tony admitted with an irritated tone
"He has a phone now? I thought he smashed it the last time you tried to get him into technology?" Naruto questioned
"Focus we are coming up on the enemy." Hank told them as they saw a giant mountain with Hydra soldiers patrolling the perimeter
"simple Hydra soldiers. Mind If I crack a few skulls guys? Or does anyone else want to take a crack?" Naruto asked cracking his knuckles
"Nah go nuts rubber boy" Tony said moving aside for Naruto to do his thing
"Cool! Hey you nazi bastards! Let me show ya something!" Naruto yelled as he slingshotted himself at the crowd of hydra soldiers and started to wail on them
"Joyboy?! Waste the mongrel!" The soldiers yelled drawing their guns before Naruto started to beat the hell out of them
"Ach! you talk like a poet and fight like one too!" Naruto yelled with a Scottish accent before punching one in the face and laughing madly as he wailed on the guards like stretching whirlwind of pain.
"My spine!!"
"My leg!!"
"My soda!! No!!!!"
The hydra soldiers yelled in pain as Naruto sat atop a pile of them drinking a bottle of soda "that was fun" he laughed before taking a sip and spitting it out "ach!! Grape flavor!!" Naruto yelled chucking the bottle away as the avengers approached
"You done acting like a goofball?" Hank asked with a deadpan tone
"For now old man" Naruto said with a smirk "Let's go whoop some more Nazi ass"
"Hey I am around your age!" Hank yelled out
"Then why are you so boring? This is the prime of our youth. You should be out partying and beating up lowlives. Sometimes both at once!" Naruto said with a smile
"Please for the love of anything holy just shut up" Hank groaned out as they headed inside
(Wakanda capital)
"Our warriors from the jungle do not respond. I beg you. Rid Wakanda of all these outsiders. T'Chaka would never-" an older man said kneeling before Man-Ape until Man-Ape stood up interrupting him
"I am King! Not the Black Panther! The Black Panther is no more!" M'Baku exclaimed in a rage
"You are wrong M'Baku! The Black Panther lives!" T'Challa yelled as he appeared before the throne "The Black Panther challenges for the throne of Wakanda" T'Challa issued his challenge
"T'Challa?! A challenge has been issued. By tribal law you must accept" the Wakandan sage said making M'Baku growl in fury
"I have no use for tradition. Crush the panther cub!" M'Baku ordered his two female guards who rushed at T'Challa with their spears
(Vibranium Mound)
"Knock knock motherfuckers!" Naruto's voice yelled before a wall shattered inside of the mountain letting the Avengers stroll into Hydra's operation of mining the Vibranium.
Janet flew inside before seeing Grim Reaper standing there "You're on our list pal. I think you're number 34. But we can take you in early." She told the Hydra agent
"Finally. Someone to hurt" Reaper said with a sadistic grin as he rushed at Tony swinging his bladed arm at the armored avenger. Tomy flew out of the way as Janet fired blasts at Reaper only for them to be deflected by his blade.
As Naruto swung around the mine trashing the mining operation he spotted klaw nearby
"Are you all insane?! You cannot fight in the Vibranium mine!" Klaw yelled down noticing the fight
"Hey I'm not crazy! My mom had me tested!" Naruto yelled before he laughed as he slugged a Hydra agent in the gut sending him flying before Hank flew in front of Klaw
"You know What I love most about Africa? Dorylus Mandibularis. Better known as African Army ants" Hank told Klaw as a swarm of them approached Klaw. Starting to climb on him as he shrieked in terror
"You know if you hate being a superhero that much you can always get a job collecting insects for Fear Factor" Naruto snarked at Hank
"That show is canceled and watch your back!" Tony yelled as he fired his repulsors at some hydra agents
"On it!" Janet yelled as she zapped a Hydra soldiers that was behind Naruto
"I totally had that guy but thanks" Naruto said with a smile
"Still mad at you" Janet told him as she flew off
"Oh c'mon?! What do I have to do? Punch out a giant monster?!" Naruto yelled Out
Meanwhile Klaw used his sonic Disruptor to blast away the ants and pointed it at Hank
"Pym! You fool! The Vibranium Mound! If it absorbs too much energy-" Klaw was saying but Pym finished the sentence
"It'll overload!" He said in realization as he saw Tony's repulsors had overloaded some of the Vibranium "and with that much vibranium the explosion will take out half of Africa! Wasp! Iron Man! Joyboy!" Hank yelled before dodging out of the way of a hydra agent who shot a laser blast that hit the vibranium
"No! Everyone stay back!!" Klaw yelled, blasting the agent to the floor so he wouldn't hit the Vibranium again.
"I think we're done with you Klaw" Reaper told him before blasting the floor out from under the man. Making him fall to the ground, his sonic Disruptor firing wildly as he landed on some Vibranium. The pulse of his sound mixing with the Vibranium to a degree that his body started to morph and change
"Klaw! No!" Hank yelled as a purple light flashed blinding everyone as a ethereal, fading, purple, ghost like creature appeared on top of a large pile of Vibranium
"So on a scale of one to one thousand how fucked are we?" Naruto asked seeing this
"If you have to ask" Janet said as she hovered in the air watching this
"Yeah but I like having Measurements for this crap nowadays. It keeps me sane…. ish" Naruto said as he waved his hand slightly
"The sound. The sound! I am the sound!!" Klaw yelled from the ethereal being before he started cackling
"Ok so about a 200 minimum. Gotcha. Alright haki time" Naruto said as his arms were coated in armament haki before he switched to gear 2
"I can hear you! Hydra you snakes!" Klaw yelled as he sent ethereal purple snakes at some hydra agents to eat and crush them
Before Naruto appeared in front of Klaw his arms behind him
"Gum gum jet gatling!" Naruto yelled sending a barrage of punches at the sound being
"Gah! That hurtssss!!! That hurtssssss!!!" Klaw yelled as he felt his new form being bashed in
"Keep it up whiskers!" Tony yelled as his scanners told him that Klaw was getting weaker and weaker the longer Naruto kept up his assault
"Do we have a plan besides Naruto going on a punching spree? Cause mine's earplugs but it's kind of short term" Janet said
"Do you see the sonic Disruptor in the beings chest? We need to remove it. That should end Klaw in this form" Hank said as he took a moment to observe Klaws new state and noticed that while Hydra and Reaper pulled out of the mine.
"Whiskers, you got that?!" Tony yelled to Naruto who was still keeping up his barrage of punches
"Take out his little toy from his chest?! No problem!" Naruto yelled before stretching his arms back "Gum Gum Jet Bazooka!!" Naruto yelled thrusting his arms forward at the sound being's chest and wrapping his haki coated hands around the Disruptor before yanking it out
"No!! My sound!! My power!!!" Klaw yelled as the sound form dissipated as Klaw was absorbed by the Vibranium surrounding them
"Oh yeah! Score one for the rubber man!" Naruto yelled holding up the Sonic disruptor like a trophy
"Nice job brat" Tony said with a smile under his helmet as he hovered in the air
"Thanks. Take that you logia bastards! Paramecia 1 you guys…… ok a lot but still!" Naruto yelled happily
"let's go see if Steve and T'Challa have this wrapped up" Hank said as he rolled his eyes at this
(with T'Challa)
Meanwhile as Naruto took out Klaw, T'Challa was facing off against M'Baku due to the arrival of Steve who was facing the two Wakandan Guards. That way T'Challa could have his one on one fight with M'Baku
T'Challa was using his natural agility to press the attack on M'Baku. Dodging his brutal strikes and hitting with his own claw attacks.
T'Challa stood above a currently downed M'Baku with his purple vibranium energy claws becoming a larger double bladed staff of energy
"Shall I show you the same mercy you showed my father?" T'Challa asked angrily
"Ask him yourself when you join him" M'Baku said before holding up a device that emitted a sonic pulse. One that caused the vibranium in T'Challa's suit to react and cause him extreme pain as M'Baku stood up to kick the currently disabled Black Panther.
"A gift from Klaw. Fitting. You meet your end the same way your father did, but you are not even the man he was. You go to outsiders for help. No outsider can save you now" M'Baku said
"Pot calling the kettle black there. Also is postulating a common thing with tyrannical lunatics?" Naruto's voice asked as M'Baku turned to see Naruto sitting on the Wakandan throne "by the way this chair is very uncomfortable. How do you sit in it? Is that why you're grumpy? Or is it the steroids you clearly take which made your manhood shrivel up?" Naruto asked
"Who are you to dare to sit on my throne!" Mbaku asked as he glared at Naruto
"Name's Naruto Uzumaki or Joyboy. How you doing?" Naruto asked with a wave and smile before turning to the baffled sage near the throne "seriously all this advanced technology and you guys can't make a comfortable chair?" Naruto asked
"Uzumaki? from Yamitora village?" the Wakandan sage asked as his eyes widened slightly
"Outsider! You will remove yourself from my throne! And then I will kill you!" M'Baku growled out as he stomped towards Naruto
"Ape-Man! You will lose cause you're taking the bait!" Naruto yelled as he took a serious tone, obviously mocking M'Baku.
M'Baku growled before his attention turned to see T'Challa standing up despite the sonic pulse hitting him before M'Baku started to take steps back as T'Challa walked towards him through the pulse
"I am not the same man as my father, M'Baku. For my rage is greater" T'Challa growled out before sending a claw swipe at M'Baku. Knocking him to the floor.
M'Baku fell to the ground unconscious as his device rolled onto the floor still pulsing but Naruto's hand stretched over and grabbed it
"Don't mind me. Continue your death match. I just want to take a closer look seeing as he's out of it" Naruto said as he crushed the sound device with his armament haki coated hand "oops. Too tight of a grip. How unfortunate" Naruto sighed in faux disappointment as the Wakandans gathered round to see T'Challa standing over M'Baku
"This is the man who has brought catastrophe to our land! The one who took your king! Through Cowardice and Dishonor!" T'Challa yelled as the crowd looked on silently before they started to cheer his name
"Nice job fellow prince" Naruto said as he gave T'Challa a thumbs up……before he was surrounded by spear wielding women "you know I like my women with some fire. Not fire power pointed at me" Naruto said
"Now that T'Challa is king he may give the order to purify our land of these outsiders and return to the old ways!" The sage announced happily
"As an outsider to be purified I'd like to vote we don't do that!" Naruto yelled as Iron man, Steve, Hank, and Wasp were all surrounded by guards
"Let them go" T'Challa said firmly as he looked at the sage
"Your majesty? They are outsiders and he's from Yamitora village -" the sage was saying as he pointed at Naruto
"I don't care, he is an ally and has proven himself as a friend to me and our people. Besides, outsiders may have threatened Wakanda but they have also saved us as well. The old ways allowed Man-Ape to do all of this. And the old ways must change." T'Challa announced making the guards stand down
"My first order as king is to let the council lead Wakanda. A council of the people. We can no longer hide ourselves away waiting for our enemies to come to us. What happens in Wakanda affects the world. And so I will go out into the world. I will fight alongside our new allies!" T'Challa announced as he approached the Avengers
"You attacked us, you used us, you abandoned us. Now you want to join us? Why should we trust you?" Tony asked
"I usually expect this randomness from him" Hank said as he jerked a thumb at Naruto
"Eh the days still young. Give him time" T'Challa said with an amused tone
"Ha! Finally a teammate that gets me besides Janet!" Naruto yelled as he stretched his arm and wrapped it around T'Challa's shoulder "I say let him in. We may not all fully trust him but he can earn that trust" Naruto said
"He's probably our best bet for a ride home too" Janet whispered into Tony's ear reminding him the quinjet was destroyed
"You're in" Tony said as he held out his hand for T'Challa to shake
"Before we go home can we get something to eat? Beating up klaw wore me out" Naruto said as he held his stomach
"we will have a feast in the honor of the Avengers who saved us. As well as for T'Challa's journey and a potential alliance with Yamitora village." The sage said as the Wakandan soldiers bowed and started to lead them towards the palace
"Heh kaa-san will love this. Me going out and making allies" Naruto said with a chuckle as they were led towards the palace
"didn't she want the village to remain hidden? Wouldn't this be a bad thing?" Hank asked curiously
"Yeah but if wakanda comes out as a hidden nation that has more than people thought she's gonna want to show off down the line. Either that or it may inspire her to take the same approach. Being hidden worked for a time but eventually we will need to reveal ourselves to the world." Naruto said as he looked up at the sky lost in thought
"And when that day comes will it be for the better or for the worse?" Janet asked
"... only time will tell" Naruto said after a moment of silence as he thought about what his village was keeping hidden. And how dangerous it could truly be. "Anyways let's get some grub!" Naruto exclaimed with a smile
"He is a most interesting individual" T'Challa said to Janet as she walked beside him
"... yeah. He is" Janet said with a small smile
(Latveria)
Sitting on a throne and looking over a magical map of the world was a man in a metal suit of armor and metal mask complete with a green hooded tunic with a long green cape. This was Victor Von Doom. King of Latveria and Master of science and mysticism
"That fool Richards may have stalled my plans but with him no more I can move ahead with my plans. I shall continue my search for powerful objects so that the world will kneel before Doom" Victor said as he waved a hand over the map that had several points lit up throughout the globe.
As he surveyed the map he noticed a spot in Japan that was not just a point. But an entire village with a dot in the center.
"Hmmm? What is this?" Doom asked as he used a spell to bring to him a book that was hanging on a shelf
He then opened the book which opened and a face appeared on the pages of the book
"Oracle, what do you know off this nation?" Doom demanded
Thee oracle looked at the Nation on the map and after a few moments she looked at Doom "Be wary Doom for when the drums of liberation sound in this village you will meet your end" the Oracle said before the book forced itself closed
"End?! Meet my end?! Dr Doom will never meet his end!" Doom growled out before taking a breath to calm himself
He then started to make plans to look into this nation. There was no sense rushing after all. He had plenty of time to plan things in his favor. And no one from some pitiful village in Japan would stop him.
So says Doom.