HOGWARTS EXPRESS - 1ST SEPTEMBER

Hermione glared at Ron and Lavender snogging in front of her, in their Hogwarts compartment. She turned to Harry and Ginny, who were cringing at the scene.

"Can you two stop making out for ONE MINUTE!" Ginny raged, effectively getting her point across as they both separated showing no shame at their actions. Ginny and Harry gave Hermione a sympathetic look. She and Ron tried a relationship out and two weeks after she found out he was cheating on her with Lavender Brown. She had been heartbroken.

She was bought of her thoughts by the sound of their compartment door opening. It was Draco Malfoy. Hermione stared. It wasn't that Draco hadn't always been good-looking but he was looking fine this year. He had defected from the Death Eaters during the Battle of Hogwarts and had in fact thrown a wand to Harry during his confrontation with Voldemort Afterwards, he and some of his friends had personally apologised to Hermione, Harry and Ron for his treatment towards them for the past 7 years. Hermione and Harry had accepted him ("You were bought up that way. You can't choose your parents," Harry had said) but Ron had simply ignored Draco and continued to sneer whenever he saw him. This was exactly what he was doing now.

"What do you want, Malfoy?" Ron sneered. Harry scowled at him.

"Ron..." he said disapprovingly.

Draco interjected, "Don't worry about it. I'm actually looking for Neville's toad, Trevor. He's lost him, again"

"Sorry, Malfoy no toad in here," Ginny answered.

"Oh, thanks anyway," As he turned to leave he made eye contact with Hermione and winked at her. This was unnoticed by everyone except Hermione and Ginny. The ginger-haired girl turned to Hermione and mouthed "Draco just winked at you!"

Hermione mouthing back, "I know!"

"Do you think he likes you?" Before Hermione could mouth back to her Lavender spoke up.

"What are you to whispering about?" she asked stiffly.

The two girls quickly looked at each other and said very quickly "Nothing,"

Lavender glared venomously at the two girls, turned to Ron and grabbed his face. She then resumed disgustingly snogging him. Harry looked extremely uncomfortable and decided to as the stupidest question he could ask:

"So how was your summer guys,"

The other two girls groaned in response and Hermione looked out the window.

This is going to be a long ride, thought Hermione.

GREAT HALL, HOGWARTS - 1ST SEPTEMBER

After the sorting and Dumbledore's welcoming speech, Hermione stabbed her food as she watched Ron and Lavender's continued lovefest.

"Won-Won, open wide," Ron opened his mouth wide to be fed by his precious Lav-Lav. The surrounding Gryffindors stared in disgust. Seamus Finnigan pushed his plate away.

"I'm not hungry anymore," He said gagging at the display in front of him.

Nevile Longbottom leaned towards the first years who were staring, traumatised at the loved up couple.

"We're not all like this," whispered Neville, "Just keep your eyes away and think happy thoughts," The first years nodded, terrified.

Most of the Gryffindors were able to deal with the mess that was Ron and Lavender and continue eating until 5 minutes late Dean Thomas couldn't take it

"I can't handle this. THE BOTH OF YOU ARE REVOLTING" Everyone in the Great Hall was staring at them now. The Slytherin table cheered when Dean called them revolting. He dropped down to his knees," Please send something or someone send us HELP!"

Immediately after Dean said this the door opened to reveal a man. Everyone in the hall stared at him.

"Who are you?" asked Harry confused.

"I am Walden Macnair!" He proclaimed. When everyone stared blankly at him, he elaborated, "I'm a death eater," After he said that everyone started panicking. The teachers stood up on their desks.

"I didn't mean that kind of help! I take it back! I take it back!" yelled Dean Thomas.

"Everyone calm down" yelled Theodore Nott, which was very uncharacteristic of him. Everyone turned to him. He was standing with Draco and Blaise.

"You don't have to worry about him. He's was a pathetic death eater. More pathetic than Draco was, " Blaise laughed ignoring Draco's offended yelp, "In fact, he was a low ranking one! Draco was right in the inner circle, and he didn't even agree with old Voldy's ways," The student calmed down after that

Walden Macnair glared at the three, "Oh the three pureblood princes of the wizarding world. I told your parents that you were spies for the order and none of them believed. They thought I was just trying to claw my way up but they were wrong! Now they're all scattered and hiding while I am here to face all of you,"

"A stupid decision really," commented Harry.

"What are you actually going to do to us?" laughed Hermione.

"Don't you dare talk to me you filthy mudblood," sneered Macnair only to take a step back when the all the 7th years on every house table and the teachers stood with their wands at him and the teachers stood.

"Don't you dare call her that," snarled Draco, resulting in many people looking at him in shock.

"Mr Macnair, I suggest you calm down and wait for the Aurors to come. I very much agree with Harry's statement. It was a stupid decision for you to come here," Dumbledore declared

Macnair glowered at them, "Call the Aurors then. They won't get here in time for what I'm about to do," Before anyone could do anything he pointed his wand to the ceiling of the Great Hall, "Cantemus omnes hos magos diem totum annum habent electionem"

A yellow burst came out of his wand showering the great hall and its occupants.

"What was that meant to do," laughed Blaise. When suddenly the entire hall stood up, "Ummm, what's going on?"

Music started coming on in the background. Hermione Granger, of all people, then stood on the table and belted out in song.

"What's going on?
This can't be happening
Don't tell me it's a song!" she sang looking extremely terrified and confused, she couldn't stop.

"It's a song!" Harry blurted out looking shocked that he said that.

"This wasn't how I planned it" Hermione was upset. This repeating year was meant to be peaceful

"Please just pause the DVR!
Someone won't you make it STOP!" Hermione and the Gryffindor table then started tap dancing then. The Slytherin table burst out laughing until Draco Malfoy also stood on the table.

"I'm losin' my mind" he sang, looking horrified at what he was doing.

"I don't see your problem" sang Blaise enjoying himself, ignoring everyone glares.

"Everything we say, it rhymes!
Here comes another line" sang Theo looking extremely irritated.

"Just close your eyes
If you don't wanna see" sang Luna also enjoying herself

"What's this choreography?" Ginny sang as the Gryfonddor table was still tap dancing.

"Someone won't you make it STOP!" Harry sang as he did an impressive tap solo.

Walden Macnair giggled in glee as the entire of Hogwarts, including the teachers started tap dancing and singing.

"Oh, we can't stop singing!
Make it stop, Make it stop!
Are we real or just a prop?
Oh, we can't stop singing
So let's just talk!" No one in Hogwarts was spared from this show.

"Talk, Talk!" Hermione sang alone.

Snape's eyes widened as he felt his mouth open

"It's just a song!
An inefficient way
To move the story along!
I'M DONE!" Everyone held in the laughter as Snape tried to cover his mouth to stop singing.

"You're just being cynical" sang Dumbledore his eyes twinkling.

"No, it's just the principal!
Someone won't you make it, make it stop!" ProfessorMcGonagall sang, she huffed when Dumbledore smiled at her, knowing he wanted to laugh.

"Don't make it stop!" Blaise managed to say, once again receiving glares from everyone. As they all sang and danced in unison,

"Oh, we can't stop singing!
Make it stop, Make it stop!
Are we real or just a prop?
Oh, we can't stop singing
So let's just talk!"

"Talk" - Hermione
"Talk " - Draco
"Talk" - Harry
"Talk" - Ginny
"Talk" - Blaise
"Talk" - Theo

"Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk, Talk" chanted the whole of Hogwarts.

"We're trapped inside a musical boo hoo" sang Ginny angrily.

"At least I'm here with you!" sang Harry holding her hand, looking lovingly at her.

"I don't wanna make it stop!" trilled Blaise, at the top of his voice. The whole of Hogwarts started tap dancing and singing in unison again,

"Oh, we can't stop singing!
Make it stop, Make it stop!
Are we real or just a prop?
Oh, we can't stop singing
Does it stop, Does it stop?
Is it ever gonna stop?
Oh, we can't stop singing
So let's just"

"TALK!" shouted Hermione Granger. Everyone dropped down in exhaustion. They were not used to a whole choreographed dance and singing number randomly.

"Oh it's over," said Blaise sadly.

"Shut up, you dick," Theo punched him.

Walden Macnair cackled with glee, "That was beautiful. Absolutely MARVELLOUS! It's time for me to go now. But I hope you enjoyed my little gift," With that, he apparated away, the teachers too tired to stop him.

"Where are there goddamn Aurors when you need them," moaned Draco. For once everyone was in agreement with him.

A/N – So an escaped death eater has put a spell on Hogwarts, what will happen next?

Song – "Can't Stop Singing" from Teen Beach Movie