23.12.2022

It is I, the Absolute Madman and I'm so late that it's not even funny! Okay, maybe a bit! What isn't funny for sure is the word count of today's chapter as well as it's quality in general. I dropped the ball on this one and I dropped it hard, then it rolled off a hill, got run over by a semi, isekai'd and was reborn as Sisyphus's boulder so now it's keep getting dropped for all eternity. I had a really bad night shift early on in the week and it must've messed me up harder than I thought cause my head was just empty whenever I tried to write anything.

Welp, let's get to the comments and then I'll unleash this abomination onto you!:

n1ght4ury20 - That's literally her name. Aberration. Google Translate came in clutch not gonna lie

InsaneMakaioshin - You hit me with Deja Vu harder than Initial D ever will. I could've sworn that I already those questions and then remembered them from Ao3 lol

NovaKush - Well, I am lazy so I don't come up with particularly puzzling schemes, but as I said it just keeps making sense in the bigger picture and is actually lore-friendly.

TheRealShenron - I kid you not, someone on Ao3 had once said something about Momo chanelling her inner Iron Warrior and it was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Although I'd actually argue that this was either Slaanesh's doing or Tzeentch got bored and decided to fuck with some strings of fate.

JesterGlytch - Not only sentient, but an anime girl! My prototype Japanizing Beam had worked!

BigHector01 - Welp, unfortunately Crusader won by a smidge, so that's what y'all are gonn' get come January. Do not worry though, I hope to write all of them eventually.

Ryuujin96 - 'Martial Artist wouldn't have won even if I voted so it's okay' thought a minimum of three people simultaenously. It would be hilarious if it was true too. I'd be laughin'

TeraelinII - That's the best part - it's not a MHA x anything crossover. Just a Madman, his keyboard and sticky fingers prone to snatching stuff! That's why we've already had ARK, Rust, MGR:R and a few others on this show already!

Emylle Dias King - Yes, Atypical Aberration to be precise, that is the title of that chapter. What about it? Yes, I'm very smug at this moment.

And now, Omnissiah protect me, the chapter!:

Once the threat of their cave being flooded overnight revealed itself it was almost the only thing that their group could think about. They weren't exactly panicking just yet, but their optimism was running kinda low at the moment.

So far they'd widened the drainage at their front door and added a second bamboo pipeline for the water to flow through and it restored their morale somewhat, but the rain showed no signs of letting up anytime soon, so they couldn't afford to let their guards down.

With their base somewhat secured they could approach the issue more calmly instead of desperately searching for a solution long overdue. One way to easily avoid being flooded was avoiding water entirely. It wouldn't be that hard to do since their old base was already on a higher elevation than their current one, so a simple relocation would get rid of the problem completely. A simple relocation however is not that simple so Izuku stated that they'd be better off exploring other solutions before doing something so radical.

Momo didn't seem to catch on right off the bat and thought that instead of going smaller they should go all in and proposed for them to build a giant ship which they could seek shelter on when their base started flooding. Izuku and Kyouka gently talked her down off of her pedestal and convinced her that the simplest ideas would be best for them. She was a bit miffed about not being able to build a big boat, but quickly got over it and focused on finding a solution that was more in line with what Izuku wanted.

Their main goal for now was not waking up with the fishes one morning, so preventing water from getting inside their base remained their preferred tactic for now. They don't want to overdo it however as that'd just be a waste of time and resources that they could otherwise use to improve their base and make it more comfortable for example. With all that in mind, Momo quickly deduced that the next best thing after that rudimentary drainage system of theirs would be to simply erect a small sandbag barrier around their base. There was a problem with that idea however - they had no bags to fill with sand. One of the girls suggested that Shuusa could simply make some with her unique ability, but as soon as those words reached Izuku's ears the girls learned that he'd already become a dad and was vehemently against child labor, even if the aforementioned child was only two to three years younger than them, very much happy to help and possibly not even human in the first place.

The birth of Dadzuku meant that they were back to square one. Although, it seemed as if the situation stabilized somewhat and the water level ceased its attempts at founding them a watery grave, so maybe all they had to do was sit back and let this unpredictable weather run its course? Surely it'd soon go back to the way it was, right? … Right?

Wrong. Oh so very wrong.

At this point the group began to suspect that they'll soon find another girl that claims Izuku to be her dad and is a personification of the weather as it seemed almost way too conscious, even for this world's messed up standards.

Literally minutes after they ended their debate - during which they decided that their current situation was not great, but not terrible and most importantly stable so they had nothing to worry about - rain doubled in intensity and it quickly reached the same levels as the monsoons that Izuku and Mina had to deal with at the start of their adventure.

As expected, their drainage system worked overtime and was just barely able to withstand the downpour without overflowing. Adding another pipe would be a good idea, but there was no way anyone was going out into that rain. Well, Izuku would probably have no problem with that and Shuusa didn't really seem to mind the harsh conditions as well, but there was no way in hell that the others would let them go out unless it was really necessary. One could argue that it was already pretty necessary, but the girls were quite stubborn and didn't seem keen on budging anytime soon.

No going out meant that they'd have to make due with the food that they'd collected already, but thankfully they had quite a lot of it stockpiled so that shouldn't be an issue. And Momo's hellforge made sure that they don't freeze to death either, so they were pretty much set and could patiently wait for the situation to either resolve itself or escalate beyond all reason. Try and guess which one is more probable.

Not all was good and well however as being confined inside of their base meant that there wasn't that much for them to do with their free time of which they now had copious amounts of. It took only two days for the boredom to set in and there wasn't anything they could do to fight it so they just accepted it as part of their routine.

The only thing that offered some reprieve from the boredom was Momo and her worsening mental condition. Now that there was basically nothing to do she could devote all of her time to studying and experimenting with the meteorite ore that she, Kyouka and Izuku brought back some time ago. Shuusa's innate expertise in the field of metallurgy and material science allowed Momo to make breakthrough after breakthrough after breakthrough and her personal goal of making a hammer capable of generating and controlling lightning was within her reach.

As it turns out the meteorite chunks could be melted using the unnatural heat of the lava in their hellforge and formed into bars which could be then processed further. This new material which Momo opted to call simply meteorite was capable of generating a very tight magnetic field around itself, one that when in close proximity with another piece of meteorite could generate electric current. It wasn't the wave of blue lightning she envisioned in her mind but it was a start at least. With some more tweaking and experimenting she was sure that she can make it work the way she wants it to.

But that was suddenly put on the back burner as she was once again torn away from her work. Thankfully this time it was a very welcome distraction.

There may have not been anything to do and that probably wouldn't change for a couple of days at least, but Izuku still refused to allow Momo to go without sleep for extended periods of time. Thus he made sure that, whenever she'd get any funny ideas about skipping rest in favor of more work, he'd reign her back in and force to go to bed if she didn't give him a choice and kept resisting.

Tonight was such an occasion and he once again found himself wandering down the corridor to Momo's favorite part of their base. Finding her wasn't hard as she was currently bent over one of the tables that she used as an additional work- and storage space, and which miraculously managed to not catch fire from a stray spark. This wasn't anything out of the ordinary as Momo spent most of her time hunched over this or that, playing around with something and prodding things that should probably be left alone unless they wanted to invent an atomic bomb with a bang.

Now, there was something out of the ordinary about Momo this time, namely her attire. Or more likely lack thereof. You see, even without anyone's supervision Momo decided to follow certain health and safety regulations and always put on her blacksmith's apron when she worked on stuff. The only issue was that she usually didn't like to wear anything under the aforementioned piece of protective gear, so Izuku ended up with front row tickets to quite the show more than a couple of times.

But even with that being the case Izuku couldn't help but take a closer, and most definitely appreciative, look at Momo's shapely rear which was currently being presented to him in all of its juicy glory. One closer look later he was able to notice what seemed even more off than normally - Momo's lips. If he squinted his eyes just the right amount he could definitely spot them peeking from in between Momo's thighs and oh boy was it a sight to behold. Especially if you consider that Izuku was so preoccupied with the fact that he was now a dad that he didn't really feel in the mood to try and make Shuusa a younger sibling with his own two hands. And that dong between his legs. Not wanting to get caught in the act by his aforementioned daughter was also a big reason as to why he didn't try to get some free time with any of the girls. Now though it seemed as if his impromptu celibacy only strengthened his urges and he found himself slowly inching towards Momo before he even realized what was going on.

If she noticed his presence she didn't show it as she appeared just as preoccupied with whatever little trinket she was working on as before.

She also didn't react to his advance and didn't seem to care when his eyes all but devoured the sight in front of him. He finally managed to elicit some kind of a reaction when he used his hands to spread her cheeks apart, once again laying his eyes on her pink lips which looked as kissable as ever. Her body froze up and went rigid as Izuku lightly groped the flesh in his hands before diving in for the main course dish.

"Oh~!" A shaky moan escaped her lips once his tongue lashed against her pussy and her legs suddenly turned to jelly as she shifted all of her weight onto the table.

This reaction quickly spurred Izuku even more and he began ravaging her core with his mouth, sometimes lashing out with his tongue to tease her clit. It didn't take long for her breath to become short and ragged as her legs quivered in his hold, the entire spectacle enchanting him more and more by the minute.

He worked his magic for a few more moments before pulling back, Momo voicing her disapproval with a drawn out mewl as she just barely managed to stay upright, mostly thanks to the table that somehow managed not to crumble. Momo's disapproval had been quickly erased when she felt something very hard prod into her freshly moistened lips. After all the prodding she did to that meteorite stuff this situation seemed very ironic.

Thanks to the freshly provided lubrication, Izuku was able to slide inside of Momo with little to no resistance and once he was in he was there to stay. And move. Mostly move.

His first few strokes were really long and deliberately slow as he simply enjoyed the moment and the feeling of being inside Momo. She was thankful that he decided to take it slow at first as it gave her ample time to get off of the edge that she was on just moments ago.

Soon enough Izuku started picking up the pace and soon reached a speed that worked for him the best so he stayed at it and kept thrusting into the black-haired beauty in front of him.

The cave was filled with the sound of Momo's moans, Izuku's groans and the screeching protests of the table that had to endure all of this. Luckily for the furniture it wouldn't have to hold on for too long as after an extended period devoid of intimate pleasures only worked to strengthen the experience for both parties involved and they soon reached their peaks in nigh perfect sync.

They both nearly fell forward but the table withstood against all odds and kept them upright as they enjoyed the euphoria and dopamine of their respective orgasms and caught their breath at the same time.

"That was great~" Momo moaned out when Izuku decided to finally slide out of her and admire his handiwork from a distance.

As beautiful as Momo was most of the time, there was something special about the way she looked right now and the fact that Izuku was the culprit behind her current state made it all the more enjoyable to watch.

Their heart rates started returning to normal and the two were about to head back and join the others in Morpheus' embrace when all of a sudden they heard something fall to the ground behind them.

They turned around on their heels in great alarm only to spot Kyouka laying face first on the ground with her underwear around her ankles.

No one dared to move a muscle for exactly seven seconds before Kyouka finally decided to lift her head up and look Izuku and Momo in the eyes, her face redder than Izuku's in his prime.

"I can explain?" She offered weakly, not at all confident in her ability to explain anything at the moment.

It's not good, it's too short, literally nothing happens, I'm pissed, but it felt like the lesser of two evils with the alternative being not releasing a chapter at all and I couldn't really do that without a warning. Welp, I'll just have to do better next week!

For now have a great day and I'll catch y'all next Friday! I think...