24.02.2023
It is I, the Absolute Madman and I'm back with what might very well be the most late chapter I've ever posted! Although I may or may have not once forgotten to publish a chapter that I had already prepared the day before and only woke up once I saw that there were no new views on it. I'm not sure. What I am sure of however is that I have comments to answer!:
n1ght4ury20 - It will certainly end up with them returning to their world but how far into the future the epilogue will run I have no idea. I might make Stranded 2 Milfed-Up Boogaloo after this, but that's up for debate as for the milfs I have a bit different idea already in place!
ForthWallBreaker - Hey! I am the forth wall breaker! Ah, wait, I'm the Absolute Madman... Okay, you can keep the title. Whilst I haven't thought about that idea, it does sound quite cool so I might give it some more thought. If I do I hope I'll remember to include you as the author of the idea! Thanks for the input!
deathdog8 - Yes! Finally someone responded to the joke! I was doing something similar at work where I was listening to standup or America/Britain Got Talent comedians and getting weird looks from my cooworkers when I'd end up laughing randomly or just grinning like an idiot! Glad to hear you enjoy the story!
And with that, let's jump into the chapter!:
Kyouka had woken up feeling surprisingly rested. Like, surprisingly rested. She was still on cloud nine from the vivid dream that she's had and even just thinking about it brings heat to not only her cheeks but to the rest of her body as well.
"Wait… Why am I naked?" She thought to herself in groggy daze.
The next thing she realized was how sore certain parts of her body felt, as if she had done something extremely strenuous the day before, but that couldn't be right. All they did was just walk a bunch and that couldn't have possibly tired her out that much. Besides, walking wouldn't cause her neck to be sore, right?
The vivid dream started feeling even more vivid and vivid by the second and as she recalled all the minute details, Kyouka felt her heartbeat increase. It almost seemed too vivid to be a dream.
Kyouka turned to the right and was left dumbfounded as her vision was filled with copious amounts of boob, courtesy of Momo's Momentous Mammaries. Now there were no two ways about it - it wasn't a dream. Everything she thought to be a dream did in fact happen for real. It would certainly explain the soreness on her neck - the telltale sign of the bruises and bitemarks that will surely be visible for days, a clear indication of what had transpired last night.
Setting aside the worries of having hickeys in easy to notice places, Kyouka had a much bigger problem at hand. The other two were still asleep, but that wouldn't last forever. She wasn't worried about Izuku at all, he'd probably do something dorky like give her a good morning kiss or tease her by briefly making out before getting to start the day. The one she was worried about was Momo.
Now that she understood that all the images in her head are only memories of what had happened just a couple of hours ago, she was worrying how Momo was going to react after having a threesome with her and their awesome boyfriend. They made out and there was a lot of groping, rubbing and teasing but that could be easily explained by Momo being very seriously turned on to the point of not caring about anything besides the sweet release that Kyouka and Izuku did their best to provide. Now that Momo was going to be back to her usual gorgeous, mature self, what is she gonna think about all that?
Thankfully Kyouka wouldn't have to bite her nails and worry over all of the possible 'what if' scenarios because Momo soon began stirring from her sleep.
Her onyx eyes fluttered open and were immediately met by Kyouka's similarly black ones. A gentle smile appeared upon Momo's lips as she laid eyes on her best friend.
"Good morning Kyouka." The onyx-eyed girl greeted quietly, not wanting to wake up their boyfriend in case he was still asleep.
"G-Good morning Momo." Kyouka responded with a slight stutter as her nerves sky-rocketed at having to confront her crush.
Momo seemed to still be a bit out of it as she didn't show any embarrassment or even acknowledgement of their mutual state of complete undress, so Kyouka patiently waited for the gears inside her best friend's head to start turning.
"You know, I had the strangest dream." Momo dreamily sighed at the memory, her smile widening just a bit. "You were there and Izuku was there too." She recalled and only now a slight blush crept onto her cheeks.
"I-It wasn't a dream." Kyouka broke the news, deciding to rip the band-aid straight off.
That short statement managed to make Momo pause as a look of thorough confusion crossed her face. Kyouka watched as her friend's eyes finally left hers and began scanning their surroundings, no doubt noticing the various articles of clothing strewn about their humble abode and then finally moving to confirm what her mind was no doubt telling her. The blush on Momo's cheeks was growing steadily more prominent with each moment and eventually spread over her entire face. If Kyouka wasn't about to have a nervous breakdown then this situation would be very much amusing.
"It wasn't a dream…" Momo eventually mused out, more to herself than to Kyouka who was already aware of the truth.
Then her eyes wandered south and she gasped as she noticed that she was very much naked, as was Kyouka. A sudden wave of shame washed over her and she dove under the covers to the point that only the top part of her head was visible.
"We- we did all that?" Momo questioned, whether that was trepidation or excitement in her voice, Kyouka couldn't tell.
"Y-Yes." The petite girl responded simply, her throat feeling quite dry all of a sudden.
"I'm so sorry Kyouka. I don't know what came over me back then. I just saw you and Izuku having sex and I… I don't… It was so sudden… But it felt so good-" Momo stumbled over her words trying to form a coherent sentence.
"Do you… regret it?" Kyouka asked, her patience wearing thin as she craved for an answer. Was it all because of their teenage hormones messing with their heads or was there a chance for something more?
"N-No?" Momo responded timidly after a minute or so of thought.
Now it was Kyouka's turn to freeze in surprise as she digested what she just heard. She tried to come up with an answer but Momo beat her to the punch as her own worries came bubbling up to the surface.
"It felt great and both of you looked so sexy!" Momo exclaimed quietly but with much passion behind her words. She soon deflated though and became timid once again. "I just- I don't want this to ruin our friendship…" Momo revealed and Kyouka noticed a couple of tears well up in the rich girl's eyes. "You were the first real friend I made after coming to UA and even though I'm friends with everyone in our class now, you're still special to me and I don't want-" Whatever else she wanted to add was cut short as Kyouka sealed Momo's lips with her own in a passionate kiss which would hopefully convey everything that Kyouka wanted it to.
They separated after a couple of seconds, though those moments felt like eternity to them, the taste of each other's lips reminding them vividly of the pleasure they felt last night.
"I- Wha- I don't know…" Momo once again fumbled with her words, failing to form a coherent sentence.
"I like you." Kyouka revealed shortly. "I like like you. I've liked you for quite some time already." She added with a slight blush and a bashful smile. "So I guess your worries are justified, because I'm not sure if I can hold back any longer after what we just did."
"I can work with that." Momo stated confidently and then leaned in to capture Kyouka's lips with her own once again.
Izuku, who had woken up half-way through their conversation, smiled to himself, glad that the girls managed to work it out without any issues. He was content to let them enjoy themselves for a few more minutes. He was happy that they were happy, but they couldn't afford to waste too much time. They had a daughter to save after all!
Back at base things have been looking quite a bit more tame.
After yet another day spent gathering wood and food, the remaining girls gathered around the campfire for dinner before retiring for the night. They made small talk as usual but one of them was less talkative than what was expected.
"Pardon me if my words come off as intrusive, but would you be willing to reveal what's plaguing your mind?" Kendo heard and lifted her head to see Shiozaki staring at her with slight worry in her eyes.
Usually Kendo was asking questions every now and then to gain further insight into what Izuku and the girls had gone through during their stay so that she'd be better prepared for the possible events that might unfold. Sure, she could leave the planning to Momo and Tokage, but that didn't sit well with her. She was the Big Sister of class B, it was her responsibility to take care of her classmates no matter the circumstances. Besides, Momo was her rival and Kendo wasn't planning to give up and admit defeat any time soon.
Tonight however she was quiet and deep in her thoughts which were centered around the fate of her raven-haired rival and her two companions.
"I'm just worried about Momo, Jirou and Midoriya." Kendo revealed with a sigh. "It's been almost a week already and we haven't heard from them."
"Well duh, it's not like either of us have a phone or something." Tokage commented.
"We might not have a phone, but we have this!" Mina exclaimed before fishing out a compass out of her pocket. "I'm checking this a couple of times per day and it's still moving, so they are for sure still searching for that dry lake or whatever it was. Who knows, maybe they are on their way back already?"
"Besides, Izuku is with them, so everything will be alright, he will make sure of it." Tooru chimed in with her own comment on the matter.
"Yeah, you're probably right. Still, I'm gonna worry about them until they come back." Kendo said with a small smile, her worries somewhat calmed down after hearing Mina's and Tooru's words.
"Speaking of the lean, mean, green machine - how was it?" Tokage, ever the gossip/tease enjoyer, asked with a mischievous grin.
"How was what?" Mina asked in confusion, though as a fellow gossip/tease enjoyer she had a pretty good idea what the greenhead had in mind.
"Living all alone with a hot guy of course!" Tokage explained, her grin only widening to show her shark-like teeth. "You said that it took some time before Yaoyorozu showed up right, so it was basically just you and Greenie for a while! You can't tell me nothing happened!"
"Setsuna, stop that this instant!" Shiozaki chastised but her words made no impact on the lizard fanatic.
"We were a bit too preoccupied with, you know, surviving for anything to happen…" Mina trying to lie her way out of this. "Though I wouldn't be opposed if something were to happen…" She added when she noticed that Tokage was about to call her out on her bullshit and decided to throw the girl a bone to hopefully redirect her attention to something different. It worked.
"Tell me about it girl!" Tokage sighed with a dreamy grin. "What wouldn't I do to lay my hands on that hunk!"
Now that, that was a news. Mina looked at Tooru just as the latter did the same and they shared a look of pure surprise. They were aware of the fact that Izuku had gathered the attention of several girls, his harem already had four members after all. Him having fans in class B though was something none of them expected for some reason. Now the question was - was Tokage the exception or the rule?
"We are so gonna need to inform the others when they return!" Mina and Tooru thought in perfect sync, hoping that Momo would figure out something in regards to their sudden discovery.
Speaking of sudden discoveries - Izuku and the gang found something. Something quite strange.
It was a dried out lake. Exactly what they were looking for. The strange thing was - it wasn't entirely dry just yet. There were clear mud puddles in certain places where shadows seemed to linger most of the time. The center of the lake, unsheltered from the twin suns in the sky above, was completely dry however, so something fishy was going on.
Momo was already trying to figure out just what the hell could've happened, but her thoughts were quickly shifted back to the task at hand by Izuku. Right, they had to actually find some boron-containing minerals in this place or continue their search further.
It took a good while but eventually Momo was able to find something very promising - a small, partly transparent crystal formation with small cotton ball-like particles on the surface.
"We found it. We found it!" Momo exclaimed and began hopping up and down in excitement.
Izuku and Kyouka were quickly infected by her enthusiasm and began celebrating in their own ways before eventually ending up in a group hug.
After the high died down Izuku went to town on the mineral - which Momo called ulexite - and managed to shave off quite a few chunks off of it. They surely won't have a use for it once Shu is back on her feet, but there was no way of telling how much boron she'd need to wake up so having some extra was a safe bet. That is, of course, if boron is the element that Shu lacks, but Izuku decided to trust in this assumption.
By the time they were done and ready for the trip back to base it was already nearing sundown, so they opted to set camp and move out in the morning. Six days had passed since they left, though the journey back will for sure take less time now that they could just go in a straight line and weren't looking for anything. It was still bound to take at least four days if they really pushed it, but five was a more healthy estimate. Still, they were just glad to be coming home with something to show other than Kyouka's hickeys.
Ever since the group from class A showed up, the camp had gotten much more busy. Tokage finally had someone who enjoyed gossip as much as she did and quickly befriended Tooru and Mina, sparing her classmates from having to hear her tirades.
Aside from being excellent company - having Momo and that big brain of hers on the team was great news and even though Kendo had been doing quite well on her own all this time, having another set of muscle in the form of Izuku would surely take a load off of her own shoulders. Now all that Kendo had to worry about was not making a fool of herself in front of the one boy that she may or may not have something resembling a high school crush on and everything is going to be alright. Easy. Not making a fool of herself was one of her many skills afterall.
Tooru and Mina didn't have any useful special skills but made up for it with their infectious positivity and boundless energy which helped their entire group forage up enough food to fill all of their stomachs on a daily basis.
But, whilst they had enough hands to feed themselves, they were soon to encounter a different issue.
Back when it was just Kendo, Shiozaki, Kodai and Tokage - the plants around their hidden valley had enough time to regrow before the girls returned to forage once again, so their food supply was nigh infinite. Now though, it was looking quite different.
As they changed the zones they foraged in after depleting their current one, they began encountering something that neither of the class B girls had ever seen - unripe berries.
It started off innocently enough but with time became a more and more glaring issue. It was a sign that not all berries are grown equal and certain kinds have a longer regrowing period than others. This meant that, eventually, the flora around them wouldn't be able to keep up with their food demand and they'll be forced to search for a different source of nutrition.
When Kendo first foreshadowed the issue to the rest of the girls Kodai had offered but a single word - nut - which didn't make much sense since Kendo knew very well that there were no chestnut trees or anything similar in the vicinity. Kodai's mind worked in strange - and horni - ways however, so Kendo didn't dwell much on the subject.
For now they'd keep on foraging what they could and once Momo and the others return they'll sit down and talk about their situation. Kendo was sure that with their genius combined they'd be able to deal with the disaster before it becomes relevant.
I hope I did a good job on the morning after the threesome, but as a sociopath I can't really judge how normal the conversation seemed. If anyone is wondering about the evaporated lake - it's a setup as I've figured out how to explain most of the strange things that have happened throughout this fic. It will also cement this fic as part of my own Expanded Universe, so that's something. Also, I'm already setting up the future issue for our protagonists to face - never a dull moment eh? I'm curious to hear what you think they'll do to counteract the food possible food shortage and which girl's 'questline' this might end up becoming!
With that being said I'm gonna take my leave, so have a great day and I'll catch y'all in the next update!