18.08.2023
It is I, the Absolute Madman and I'm here to responded to your comments!:
deathdog08 - Welcome back man! Haven't seen you in a while!
FourthWallBreaker - Midnight is not qualified to teach Sex Ed whatsoever. She seems like that kind of a teacher to invite one of the guys in to demonstrate the aforementioned Sex Ed on and- and you know what, she is actually the most qualified person for the job. You were totally right
JesterGlytch - She'd literally die doing what loves the most - being done by Izuku
And I'm also here to provide your weekly dose of Stranded!:
Izuku woke up the next day feeling as rested as never before. Or in a very long time at the very least. Yui was still soundly asleep - knocked the fuck out - the sight of which reminded Izuku of what they'd done just a few hours ago. Or rather of what he'd done to her.
There was no guilt in his heart, but pride. She crawled into his bed, asked him to do something and he went Plus Ultra! That was his standard modus operandi, so he couldn't really be blamed for anything. Besides, that dopey smile that persisted on Yui's face even as she slept was a clear indication that she was rather pleased with his actions. That's a W if I ever saw one.
Not wanting to disturb Yui's sleep - believing that she should probably rest up some more - Izuku exercised all of his agility to soundlessly slip out of them, into some clothes and out of his house.
It was still fairly early in the morning and the rest of the girls also seemed to be asleep at the moment so Izuku used that opportunity to take a quick soak in their hot springs. He could smell the sweat that he built up whilst plowing Yui and he'd rather get rid of this evidence lest he be called out on his nightly activities.
Things worked out quite well time-wise and Izuku emerged from the hot springs just as the girls started waking up and coming to breakfast.
Momo and Kyouka did everything they could to make it look like they didn't just them out of the same house and the same was true for Mina and Tooru, although they weren't all that embarrassed about the fact and were mostly doing it for fun, pointing finger guns around like some secret agents trying to stealth a remote antarctic air base. Following in their step-moms' footsteps - though thankfully not sticking to the formula in its entirety - were Shuusa and Stormy.
"We should probably arrange some more permanent accommodations for these two." Izuku thought to himself. "They can't keep bunking in with the girls or hoping that someone gets frisky and decides to spend the night at someone else's place. Perhaps we could expand my house? I mean, Shu is my daughter, and Stormy is her sister/cousin, so technically she's also my daughter/niece?" He theorized to himself, the complexity of the relationship situation proving to be way too much for such an early hour.
Even though the girls weren't particularly sneaky about their sleeping arrangements from last night, the girls from class B were still far too drowsy to bring up the topic for their morning discussion, effectively sparing the four from death by a thousand teases. Let it be said however that Setsuna was definitely looking and could've simply chosen to save this particular bullet for a more opportune moment.
For someone styling their entire hero persona after lizards, Setsuna could act very much like a snake from time to time. Although Izuku had to agree that she and her derriere would make her a very appealing rattlesnake. Random thought but funnily accurate.
They gathered around their campfire for breakfast, kindly not pointing out that Yui was missing - or simply not realizing that since she never offered much input anyways - and talked about their plans for the day.
Izuku listened to the girls' schedule intently and quickly recognized that there was a pattern there - none of them were mentioning his name. Whilst suspicious at first, their harvest was due to start today and so he expected to be delegated to the fields like most of the time, but that was not the case. The pool of jobs to do was starting to run dry when Izuku finally spoke up and voiced his confusion.
This in turn caused confusion amongst the girls.
"Didn't we tell you yesterday?" Momo spoke up.
"Tell me what?" Izuku responded, confusion running rampant amongst their ranks.
"It's your day off today." Itsuka chimed in with an explanation, taking Izuku by surprise.
"My day off?" Izuku questioned further, now even more confused than earlier.
"Well duh?" Setsuna stepped in with her eloquent response. "Dude, you and 'Bara just came back from a trip to the outside, brought back your second daughter and then had to reign all of us in upon your arrival." She listed off, counting the accomplishments on her fingers to further argue their reasoning. "If this doesn't warrant having a day off, then I don't know what does."
Somewhere during Setsuna's impromptu monologue, a very agitated - and equally red-faced - Stormy vehemently refused to acknowledge Izuku as her father in quite the vocal manner, but was unfortunately ignored due to not being plot-relevant at this point in time.
"Oh no, I don't do days off." Izuku stated once he got the gist of the situation explained to him. "I appreciate the offer, but I'm good. Being away for a few days actually charged me even more so I'm ready to do some hard work today!" He proclaimed proudly and flexed his arms to show off that he was prepared for whatever the universe decided to throw at him today.
As he was about to find out, he was not, in fact, prepared for whatever the universe decided to throw at him today.
"Oh, that's cute, you've misunderstood what I meant you silly goose." Setsuna cheerily said, hairs on the back of Izuku's neck standing at attention momentarily.
"This is not an offer Green." Kyouka informed him in a matter of fact manner.
"You will take this day off. We're not asking." The girls stated collectively, all of a sudden looking quite menacing instead of submissive and breedable like most of the time.
"I need an adult!" Izuku thought to himself in panic. And then he was deadly calm. "No, wait, I'm pretty sure they'd take their side." He realized as a blank expression overcame his features and all life drained from his eyes.
In the end he had no choice but to accept the will of his benevolent overlords and take the damn day off, which resulted in one question appearing inside Izuku's mind suddenly - what do people do on their days off?
Izuku never suspected that the toughest thing he'd have to do in this world is occupy himself with something that couldn't be considered work. He was a very hard working person by habit at this point and so to suddenly do nothing was causing him great trouble. He wasn't used to standing still! He received One for All solely because he acted when people stood and did nothing!
Alas, the girls were done with negotiations before those could even truly begin and so Izuku was stuck with his boredom and his restless leg syndrome, only that syndrome actually affected his entire body. No biggie.
Having a day off wasn't exactly a torture, it was actually pretty beneficial really. Izuku learned of the importance of proper rest very early on during his pre-UA training regime when he tried to impress All Might and make more progress than recommended which ended up backfiring on him spectacularly. He surely could've done it with just a slight amount of self-hatred to fuel him, but he was - and probably still is - way too soft to employ such a brilliant strategy.
He's learned his lesson then and he made sure to abide by the rules of a proper training regime ever since. He exercised whenever and however he could, but whenever Sunday came he pushed that brake pedal through the floor and actually relaxed, either by mingling with his peers, catching up on hero news or studying. Relaxation was not alien to him. But-
All the girls were currently busy and they couldn't reach all their other classmates at the moment, so mingling with his peers wasn't really an option. He probably could've called Martin whenever he wanted to have some quality boyz time, but Izuku wasn't sure how he should address the man since he seemed ancient as fuck, so he decided to disregard this course of action as invalid. He had no way of catching up on hero news - and he didn't have any of his notebooks with him anyways - and he didn't have anything to study from, so those two options were also thrown out the window.
Progress, he managed to rule out all the things that he couldn't do to relax! Now, if only he could figure out what he actually COULD do that'd be excellent.
He spent most of the late morning on simply walking around their hidden valley, passing by the girls as they went about their daily tasks and forcing down his urge to help them out. This wasn't that great of an idea as it turned out, since watching others at work actually caused Izuku's hard working side to start acting up. As much as he enjoyed watching the girls at work, Izuku had to find something better to do if he was to survive his day off.
He was thinking hard about all the possible things he could do, but continuously failed to find something to occupy himself with. In the end he had no other choice but to go and ask others for guidance.
His first - and most likely only choice - should've been Mina. Or Tooru but those two were usually together so consulting one most of the time meant consulting both of them at the same time. Izuku however headed to someone vastly different, a polar opposite one might even say!
"You don't know what you could do to relax?" Shiozaki asked after hearing out Izuku's request.
"Yup, pretty much." Izuku confirmed with a smile.
"Well, I'm afraid I can't help you with that." Shiozaki responded, Izuku's smile faltering. "I like to spend my free time tending to my flowers, but I'm not sure if it's something you'd be interested in. You should probably try asking Setsuna." Shiozaki proposed. "She's the one that usually plans what our class does on Saturdays."
"Well, I probably should've started with her or Mina to be honest." Izuku agreed with a smile. "Thank you and sorry for taking up your time." He apologized before heading for the door.
"Oh, I'm not doing anything important at the moment. I was simply about to try mixing some new paints for my clay figurines. It's a bit tough to do without a proper base, but I have high hopes!" Shiozaki said enthusiastically, waving Izuku off as he left.
After stepping out of Shiozaki's abode, Izuku headed straight for the fields since Setsuna was meant to be out there, harvesting their crops along with some of the other girls. He never made it there however as he froze in place after taking only four steps.
"'It's a bit tough without a proper base, but I have high hopes!'" Shiozaki's words suddenly reverberated through his mind. "Without a proper base, huh?" He thought to himself, gears already starting to turn in his head.
He turned around on his heel, setting out for a wholly different target, puzzle pieces falling into place as he walked and a wide smile forming on his lips. Maybe this day off won't be wasted after all?
Izuku's first goal was to find Shu. Shuusa - being the self-appointed older sibling - took it upon herself to show Stormy around the valley and explain to her the basics of their daily lives. They were already pretty much finished with their tour by the time Izuku found them.
"Shu!" Izuku called out to catch his daughter's attention.
"Hi Dad!" Shu responded with a wave and a smile.
Stormy wasn't nearly as enthusiastic and mumbled out some general greetings with a pouting frown.
"I need your help." Izuku stated right out the gates. "Would it be possible for you to create a base for Shiozaki's paints?"
"Paints?" Shu questioned curiously.
"I was talking to her just a few minutes ago and she said something about having a hard time making paint for her figurines because she didn't have a proper base for them so I thought we could help her out." Izuku explained briefly, the sisters listening intently even though one of them pretended not to care.
Try to guess which one. I dare you.
"Well, the various minerals in our mine are rich in a wide variety of elements, so I should be able to do it!" Shu stated confidently, a small smile on her face and determination flashing in her eyes.
"That's great!" Izuku exclaimed happily and proceeded to ruffle his daughter's hair playfully. "Let's go then!"
Izuku and Shuusa ran off in search of a container that they could use to store the base and Stormy - not having a say in the matter - was forced to chase them as they did, all the while refusing to admit that she was having fun.
It took a bit of faffing around to get the formula right, but Shuusa was ultimately able to produce a substitute that could rival the real thing produced en masse back on Earth.
Thrilled with their achievement - and followed closely by Stormy every step of the way - Izuku and Shuusa went straight to Shiozaki, busting her door down family friendly-style and advertising their product like two peddlers that didn't take 'no' for an answer. They might both have a future in the marketing industry since Shiozaki herself was swept right off her feet by their passionate advertisement and excited to try this magical formula of theirs.
Even Stormy was very invested in the paint-making process as they all watched the perfectly white fluid slowly change color right before their very eyes with bated breaths, though she still refused to admit that she cheered along with the other three at their success.
Shiozaki, awed by the sudden development, was more than eager to try mixing even more colors and with help from both Izuku and Shu did just that. Every new batch was way more lively and vibrant than whatever she could make previously. This of course meant that she wanted to try those new paints in action as soon as she could.
Izuku and his daughters - sensing that their job here was done - bid their farewell and were about to set out in search of other activities to busy themselves with, but Shiozaki stopped them before they reached the doors.
"Would you like to… test these out with me?" She offered with a smile, a small blush lighting up her cheeks.
Izuku himself - Shiozaki's sudden embarrassment proving infectious - started feeling weirdly flustered, but didn't let it show too much, instead opting to focus on actually responding.
"Well, I got nothing else to do anyways. I used to sketch in my notebooks so this can't be that much harder, right?" Izuku said with his inner optimist stepping to the forefront.
Shuusa - and by proxy Stormy as well - also decided to stay and try her hand at painting the clay figurines. Shiozaki had a large collection of those from when they didn't have access to paint, so they each found a unique one to work on.
Shiozaki - surprising no one - chose an angel, whilst Izuku took something easier - a rearing horse. Shuusa and Stormy went with a dog and a cat respectively, prompting their father to do some short-lived intense thinking that was cut short when too many things started making sense.
Izuku went into painting with a small amount of experience and a large amount of optimism, a highly suboptimal setup if you ask me. Had those two parameters been switched everything would be fine, but that was not the case unfortunately.
Well, at least they were having fun and that's what counts at the end of the day, right? Although Izuku had a suspicion that everyone would be notified about how he scratched his nose with the wrong end of the paintbrush and started cosplaying as Rudolf the Reindeer. He could live with that. He had to put up with the soap berries for a while now, what's one more teasing topic on top of that?
At least he got to catch a glimpse of Shuusa and Stormy enjoying themselves and playfully bickering as they painted their respective spirit animals.
Helping Shiozaki out with her paint problem and then sticking around to paint some figurines kept them busy for a couple of hours, but there was still a lot of daylight to burn before they could retire for the day. Izuku was about to start thinking about other things to do on his day off when his biological clock informed him that it was time for dinner by causing a loud grumble in his belly.
Stormy almost doubled in laughter when that happened, but was quickly silenced when her stomach followed suit.
"Alright, I can't really think on an empty stomach now, can I?" Izuku thought to himself with a smirk. "Onwards! Towards the food!" He ordered and the trio departed to join everyone for a meal.
Yup, we finally get the father/daughters bonding time episode! We had smut, so it's time for wholesome before going back to smut!
I'll be short and sweet like a short line of something sweet, wish you a great day and catch y'all in the next update!