25.08.2023
It is I, the Absolute Madman and I'm back for my weekly dose of comments!:
the epicslime - You keep it in your pants mister! Unless I notice there's a demand for some family-time stuff. If that's the case I might be convinced to do it. You probably won't even need to try that hard.
D'yavol Lucifer - Oh hey, another Old Guard returning to the fold! Been a while! We could theoretically bully Izuku into taking days off until he finally refuses to get out of bed and stays in his house from dawn to dusk.
FourthWallBreaker - She's his daughter not a cat man! But she's for sure acting like one! And Shuusa is the loyal dog that wags her tail all the time and is generally a ball of sunshine - like father like daughter I guess. And I don't think workaholics find working to be relaxing. I believe it's more of a case where they find NOT working to induce anxiety or something.
Rain Dance Jam - Tsunder cat daughter. A tag that we never knew we needed.
Guest - I have something planned for the mischevious M&T duo, but I can try mixing the girls up a bit. Like I did today! Hey, that's a spoiler!
And I also have your weekly dose of Stranded, so y'all better enjoy!:
Their hunger satiated, Izuku was on the prowl for relaxing activities yet again. Thankfully the girls were more than eager to share some ideas with him. Momo - as per usual - came in clutch and presented her newest invention - a fishing rod! Izuku was hesitant at first as he was more used to spear fishing, but he couldn't deny the appeal of sitting at the bank as opposed to wading knee deep in water and fighting the current with every step.
It didn't take much thinking for Izuku to cave in and take the offered tool. Funnily enough, Momo made three of them for some reason. Funnier still, neither Shuusa nor Stormy had plans for the afternoon, so they both decided to tag along. The girls cooed at the thought of their boyfriend doing some bonding with his daughters. Stormy of course had some choice words for everyone that called Izuku her father, but all of her cries fell on deaf ears. Father/daughters bonding time it was then.
To go fishing however, they'd first need to locate some damn fish. There were lots of them all the way back in Izuku's first base in the roots of the giant tree, but that area was probably still underwater and obviously way too far away. They could schedule a trip to check out what was going on in that general direction, but that was an idea for a different day. For now they'd need to scour the closer vicinity in search of fishable prey.
Thankfully Stormy had a pretty good idea as to where they could go. She was surprisingly eager to help and guide them through the forest despite being so verbally against the notion of hanging out with her dad. Well, Izuku wasn't about to look the gifted horse in the teeth and simply chose to follow Stormy's lead.
Putting his trust in her quickly proved to be an excellent idea as she led them to a secluded pond surrounded by unusually thick vegetation and with a small stream running directly through the middle, supplying fresh water from whatever spring it originated from and disappearing into the forest afterwards.
That wasn't the important feature. The fish swimming derpily in the crystal clear water were.
"They're quite mesmerizing." Shuusa noticed.
Indeed they were. The clear water allowed the sun rays to reflect off of the fish without obstructions, causing the moist scales to shimmer with an otherworldly glimmer. They were almost too beautiful to drag out of the water. Almost. They came here to fish and fish they will damn it!
Fortunately Momo also made some colorful spinners that could hopefully lure the fish in and eliminate the need to get dirty while digging up worms. Izuku was prepared to go through a lot, but digging for worms was way too gross to do, on his day off as well!
Stormy found a decently-sized log in the bushes and Izuku quickly reinstalled it closer to the water so that they could use it as a bench. They could've simply sat on the ground if they brought a blanket with them, but a bench was probably a better idea anyways.
After a couple of tries - one of which involved Izuku almost stabbing himself with the hook when he wound up to cast the fishing rod - the trio chose their spots on the pond and the waiting game began.
The fish living in the pond were no giants by any means - Izuku could still vividly remember that the ones he used to spear fish for all those months ago were at least double the size - but it's not like they needed to bring in any of their catches. Their storehouse was already filled to the brim with food and miscellaneous resources, so they were here mostly for the experience. And to have fun of course.
And in the end they had fun, loads of it actually. Like that one time when a fish that watched way too much Karate Kid jumped out of the water as Izuku tried to reel it in, spun three times, kicked him square in the jaw with its tail fin before diving back into the depths. Stormy could barely breathe after witnessing this strangely specific scene.
Fortunately Karma paid attention that day and not long after another incident occurred. This time Stormy was on the receiving end of a fish that got lost on its way to a water-type gym and decided to blast her with a torrent of water as it passed through. Who would've thought that a thug fish would do a drive-by like that?
Shuusa's experience was quite lacking however when it came to the amount of crazy that she had to put up with. The weirdest thing that happened to her was when she fished out a pink starfish and a perfectly rectangular yellow sponge. Both of these finds prompted the father/daughters trio to study the pond in search of more specimens of either species, but their searches were unfortunately fruitless. It did beg the question where both of those things came from, but the chances of finding a logical explanation were slim enough for the group to give up on it rather quickly.
They caught a couple of fish, and even though many of them managed to escape due to their lack of experience, none of them complained about it. Whatever scraps they managed to pull ashore were more than enough to call their fishing trip successful.
As such, with their catches in two, they collectively decided to wrap it up for today and head back home. Maybe they could get some grilled fish for dinner? A strictly vegan diet was alright, but getting some meat in from time to time wouldn't hurt.
The girls were really excited by the new addition to their menu and so grilled fish made a glorious return, dominating the air around the dinner table with its rich aroma and taste that they didn't even knew they craved.
"Gosh this is amazing!" Mina exclaimed with a mouthful of fish.
This feast most likely wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable if it wasn't for Shiozaki's masterchef-like cooking skills. Not only was she able to prepare a few different dishes to suit everyone's tastes, but she even made sure to remove all the bones, allowing her friends to wolf the food down with reckless abandon.
"I know right?!" Tooru agreed with her friend's comment. "And you get to eat like this all the time?!" The question was directed towards the girls from class B.
"Most of the time?" Itsuka corrected with a mix of bashfulness and pride. "Ibara is in charge of cooking most of the time, but we make sure to help her. Sometimes we're just too tired to cook and we order pizza or something like that." The amber-haired girl explained.
"We sometimes bully 'Bara into cooking anyways!" Setsuna chimed in, causing both Momo and Kyouka to deadpan at the blatant statement.
Off to the side - minding their business and being two dorks in love - were Izuku and Shiozaki who ended up sitting next to each other completely by accident, no outside intervention required. None. Null. W żadnym wypadku. Those two - along with Momo, Itsuka and partially Yui - were the ones that managed to control their urges and were actually eating rather than devouring their share of the feast.
"Is that really the case?" Izuku asked curiously after swallowing the bite he was chewing on.
"I believe it could be seen that way." Shiozaki confirmed, but Izuku furrowing his brows slightly prompted her to quickly continue and explain. "What I meant by that is that I usually agree to cook even if I'm tired after a long day! They're not actually making me do things against my will." She said, hoping to straighten out the misunderstanding.
Izuku stayed silent for a few moments before eventually smiling.
"If you're okay with that then I guess everything is fine." He said, the sight of his pearly whites directed at her making a slight blush appear on Shiozaki's face. "I guess you must really like cooking then, right?" Izuku continued after a few beats of silence. This was the perfect opportunity to learn more about her and he wasn't about to let it pass by him!
"Yes." Shiozaki responded with a vigorous nod. "I used to help my mother cook dinner all the time and I guess the habit remained even after I moved to the dorms." She explained, a fond smile coming to her face.
"You seem like you'd make an amazing wife." Izuku pointed out absentmindedly. "You're fun to hang out with, your cooking is delicious and you're really pretty. Your husband will surely be a very lucky man!" He stated before hazarding a look in Shiozaki's direction.
This was a wake up call. There was a massive blush on her face - one that could easily give him a run for his money - and she was continuously opening and closing her mouth in an effort to respond to his words. It was only now that Izuku realized exactly what he'd said out loud. A flush came to his face too and he tried explaining himself, but Shiozaki beat him to the punch.
"W-Well, I'm not sure about that, but hearing you say all of this makes me really happy." She responded truthfully, her smile causing Izuku's breath to hitch.
Something might've developed in that moment, as they began leaning in, completely mesmerized by each other's eyes and forgetting about the world around them, had it not been for Mina and Setsuna announcing an invention of their own. Neither Shiozaki nor Izuku knew whether to thank those two or construct a jail to lock them in.
"Alright people!" Mina exclaimed, catching everyone's attention and halting them mid-meal. "I believe that we have quite the reason to celebrate today! I mean, we strong-armed THE Atlas to take a day off! That sounds like an achievement to me! And even though the fish is top quality, I'd say that we could all use something to wash it down with, don't you think?!"
It was around this time that Setsuna came back from wherever she vanished off to, rolling a barrel in front of her. She stopped next to Mina and heaved the barrel upright before leaning against and striking a cool pose.
"Allow me to introduce to you-!" The reptile girl started before slapping a sloppily made sticker that said 'refreshment' onto the barrel. "- the fruits of our experimentation! Wine!" A toothy grin threatened to split her face in half as she did the commercial and the group immediately exploded with murmurs.
Some people were quite interested in this new product that might serve as yet another breath of fresh air for their daily diet, but others were quite weary of the alcohol.
"Wait, isn't making bootleg alcohol illegal?" Kyouka asked with a quirked brow.
"It's only a crime if they catch you doing it!" Mina pointed out with a confident smirk. "And the closest thing we have to law enforcement here is Mr Smart up there." She added and pointed towards the sky, vaguely aiming for Martin's Harrier.
"I'm not sure if that's how it really works…" Kyouka wasn't very impressed by the counterargument, but she had no further objections.
Momo was currently having an internal crysis because in all those months they spent drinking nothing but water, she never thought about turning the berries into juice. It was literally right there! They even ended up squishing their fair share of berries whilst foraging and somehow they didn't think to turn them into a drink!
"So that's where those missing grapes went!" Itsuka suddenly exclaimed. "I knew something was up when our stock kept dwindling night after night but I thought someone was having undocumented midnight snacks!"
"Yeah, that one's on us Prez." Setsuna admitted immediately, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly though her grin was still going strong.
"That doesn't explain where those medical berries went though…" Itsuka added thoughtfully.
"That one's also on us." Mina chimed in with a sheepish grin. "The reason why it took so long to make this is because we did it via trial and error, so we needed to test every batch until we finally struck the motherlode." The pink-skinned girl explained. "Let's just say that my stomach is still very much upset with me to this day."
This tidbit of information was just enough for the others to figure out the rest of the story and they all unanimously decided not to focus on this part of the story. They say that the journey can sometimes be more important than the destination, but that definitely didn't apply here. The girls and Izuku were more than eager to skip the build up and get to the act.
Thankfully they already had their cups at hand so all that was left was for the wine to be served and they could see whether their taste buds would sing Ode to Joy or their supply of medical berries would need to be restocked on the double. They went in hoping for the former, but painfully aware of the latter.
"This can't be worse than soap, right?" Izuku thought to himself as he raised the cup to his lips. "What's the worst that can happen?" Famous last words were spoken and the universe listened.
The first thing Izuku felt after waking up was a Mt. Lady-sized headache. The problematic part was that his head was the same size as always, so all the pain had to be packed really tightly for it to fit within his skull. It was so bad that he had yet to open his eyes and he was already closing them to try and stave the pain off. He's had a couple of drinks in his life, but nothing left him nowhere near as close to death as what Mina and Setsuna cooked up behind their backs.
Oh right, speaking of Mina and Setsuna, there was something really warm all around him. It was way too heavy to be a blanket though, so that could only mean one thing.
Finally gathering enough willpower to creak his eyes open, Izuku did a preliminary scan of his surroundings, relieved to find the familiar sight of his room anywhere he looked and even happier to notice that neither Shuusa nor Stormy were in the room with him. Or with THEM rather. And there were quite a few of them.
Mina and Tooru occupied the right side of the bed, spooning and snuggling against his side at the same time. His other arm was claimed by Setsuna, her seaweed-colored hair a mess and the tippity top of her left breast poking up from beneath the covers. Izuku probably would've popped a boner at the sight had it not been for the fact that he was already hard as a rock and… surprisingly wet?
Izuku carefully used his free arm to lift the covers a bit, his traitorous eyes glancing to the left constantly as more and more of Setsuna's bust was being uncovered, to confirm his suspicions. And confirm the identity of his final guest.
"Good morning." Yui welcomed him with a perfectly stoic expression, saliva dripping from her lips as she massaged his shaft with her arms.
"Good morning." Izuku responded calmly, acting as if he wasn't on the business end of a handjob right now. "What the hell happened last night?" He questioned, his brain all fuzzy from the alcohol. Oh, and the handjob of course. Yui is really good at naughty stuff apparently.
"You want the short version or the long version?" She asked, paying equal amounts of attention - not really - to both Izuku and his mini-me.
"Just give me a brief summary. I'm not awake enough for details." Izuku stated, massaging his forehead to hopefully rub the headache away. Hehe, rub. Rub the head. Hehe.
"We all had a couple of drinks - not that many - and you ended up doing lots of this-" Yui wrapped her dexterous fingers around Izuku's shaft and gave him few powerful pumps, "- and this- " Now she added her mouth, sealing her lips tightly around the tip of Izuku's cock and sucking on it, "- and dish~." She continued by taking most of his length into her mouth and welcoming the tip with her throat.
At this point her mouth was too preoccupied to make coherent noises, but Izuku was still able to follow along, adding a 'and this' in his head every time Yui made a pause. She put her index finger and thumb together to create a circle and briefly left his cock to lick the newly made hole inside and out before sticking a finger into the opening. Izuku fully expected this to be the extent of their intercourse, but Yui still had things to show off.
She used her middle finger together with her index one to make another, this time smaller, hole on top of the one she was already penetrating and then suddenly snuck a finger through that opening as well. She thrust them in a couple of times before unexpectedly switching the fingers around, indicating that the situation - and at least one of the girls - was flipped upside down during the night.
Yui then went on to show even more things, some of which Izuku didn't even think possible or was simply stumped while trying to interpret them, all the while dutifully servicing his cock with her soft lips and skilled tongue. Once she ran out of things to 'say', she unsheathed the saliva-covered rod with a wet pop.
"- and you did all of this with the four of us." She finished her explanation, though Izuku just felt like he played a college dorm-style game of charades. Or maybe it would be bingo?
"Wow…" Was the only thing that Izuku could do to respond. He really exhaled with that one, the realization that he remembers nothing from his first ever orgy setting in and driving out the headache with copious amounts of regret.
"Wow indeed." Yui said with a slight, sultry smirk that was somehow enough to lighten up her entire face. "You tried your best to juggle the four of us throughout the night, but as you can see I'm still conscious." She stated, hoping that Izuku would get her not-that-discrete message.
"Well, I guess I need to make it up to you somehow, huh?" Izuku said innocently, gently freeing himself from Setsuna's grasp and reaching out to pull Yui on top of him. "I think I might have an idea. Do you want it now?" He asked with a smirk.
"I love you." Yui stated eagerly, her imaginary tail wagging happily behind her.
"I'll take that as a yes." He said as he chuckled, already reaching out to cup Yui's breasts like the good boyfriend he was. "Oh, by the way, how much did you have to drink last night?" Izuku asked out of curiosity.
"Oh, I didn't drink at all." Yui responded earnestly.
Right, this was Yui on factory settings. Izuku already had a chance to witness this side of her, but it'd still take some time to really sink in it seemed. Well, if the state that he and the three sleeping girls were in was to be any indication, he had a lot of time to try and get used to this side of Yui so he might as well do just that.
I was just joking, you don't HAVE to enjoy anything. You can hate it cause that's what freedom is all about, right leftists? What do you mean cancel culture?
Baiting idiots aside - I really did you dirty with that implied orgy. Don't worry though, I'll try my hand at writing one eventually, though I still have to decide who gets to participate. Maybe I'll make a swingers party with Kyouka&Momo and Mina&Tooru taking turns on Izuku's pogo stick? That's some food for thought, or fap material if you prefer.
That's all plans for the future however, but for now I wish you to have a great day and I'll catch y'all in the next update!