Once at the military outpost in Times Square, the Midnight Riders take care of Anthony's body in order to clear up the bus for any other survivors.
Ox: Healing, hang on. Tape first then the needle. Feeling good as new.
Jake: We can leave Anthony's body with the rest of the dead soldiers. He always wanted to be like them, so let's help him rest properly with them.
Ox: Why not just keep him with us?
Dusty: A rotting corpse isn't exactly welcoming to other people, even if he is one of us.
Smitty: Hey, just asking. If we can't find anything there, what do we do?
Jake: Search somewhere else, just like before. I'm not ready to die yet. Are you?
[three second pause]
Jake: Didn't think so.
Ox: I'm sure not all of the soldiers who were here got killed. They must've left something around here. Let's find out.
Jake: I think I saw some gas cans there as well. We need 'em, tank's almost empty.
[Tour Bus door opens]
After searching the area for a minute, they confirm the presence of full gas cans scattered around and find an Army map in the center of the military outpost.
Jake: Cans are here and filled with gas. Just gotta fill our Tour Bus up.
Smitty: Jake, think you need to see this.
Dusty: Man, I didn't know the zombie apocalypse hit us this hard.
Ox: None of us did. But at least there's still hope here, maybe the west coast too.
Jake: Yep, looks like Washington D.C. may be the last place in the east coast that can save us.
Smitty: We need to get there.
Ox: Agreed.
Jake: Alright. Dusty, I need you on the driver seat to start up the bus on my cue. I'll fill her up.
Dusty: You got it.
Jake: Smitty, Ox, you two are on security duty.
Smitty: Sure thing.
Ox: Okay.
While Jake fills up the Tour Bus, Dusty starts it up again and Smitty keeps an eye out, Ox gets inside to see if the large radio is still working. And it is, but the Drummer ends up playing a song loudly not knowing such things will alert the horde.
[Jake gives Dusty the thumbs-up]
[engine starts]
Jake: Still need eleven more.
Ox: Okay, let's see if you still work.
[Midnight Riders' One Bad Man plays]
Ox: Alright, baby!
[Left 4 Dead 3 horde screeching]
Jake: Aw, hell! We're bringing in another zombie army with that!
Smitty: Hey, at least we can fight and die with one of our songs on! Whooo!
Dusty: I like the fight part more, thank you!
Jake: As long as you can cover whoever's refueling. Dusty, get your weapons up and help Smitty and Ox!
Dusty: Alrighty, master sniper!
[Golden Knuckles hit]
[gunfire]
In the midst of the musical chaos, the amateur survivors get their first taste of an Acid Spitter.
[Spitter Voice]
Dusty: It's the spitting zombie lady! But green?!
[Spitter Spits]
Dusty: Ow!
Jake: Argh, that burns!
[Scout Rifle fire]
[Spitter Death]
[Charger Voice]
Ox: Big arm zombie, he's comin'!
[Assault Shotgun fire]
[Charger Death]
Dusty: Got the big guy!
Jake: Nice shooting!
Halfway through the song and six jerry cans to go, the first Tank makes his shaky entrance.
Ox: Woah, woah, woah! What is that?!
Jake: It's the big muscled zombie! Shoot it once you see it!
[gunfire]
[SG 553 fire]
Smitty: Ah! Are you blind or something?! Why can't you shoot this huge bastard?!
Ox: Shit, my bad!
[Tank Punches]
Jake: Aaah!
[Tank Death]
Dusty: Yo Jake, you should heal up.
Jake: Woah! So that's what the Stim Shot does, feels good.
[Left 4 Dead 3 horde screeching]
Ox: Get ready, boys!
[gunfire]
Close to the end of One Bad Man, the Tour Bus is fully fueled but the second Tank has to be killed first or no one will leave Times Square alive.
Jake: That's all of it!
Smitty: Let's get the hell outta here!
[Tank Yells]
Dusty: We gotta kill that big fella first or we all die trying to run!
Jake: Everyone shoot it!
[gunfire]
[Assault Shotgun fire]
Ox: Argh! I may be big, but not as big as that freaking thing!
Dusty: Sorry about that, brother!
[Tank Throws]
Smitty: Ahhh! God bless Pain Pills, and the medicine people who made them!
[Tank Punches]
[crash]
Dusty: Shit, I'm down hard!
[Magnum Pistol fire]
Dusty: I need some heeelp!
[Tank Death]
Ox: Get up now, we can't leave without you!
Dusty: Thank you, Ox. *brrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Healing, it's— Ohhh! Man, that was fast!
Jake: Time to go, get back in!
Smitty: Go ahead, guys!
[Left 4 Dead 3 horde screeching]
[Left 4 Dead 3 Skin On Our Teeth plays]
As Dusty and Ox get on board the Tour Bus, Smitty gets grabbed and incapacitated by a Smoker and the third horde. And Jake is running out of time to save him as the third Tank is getting dangerously close.
[Smoker Voice]
Smitty: Tongue?! NOOO! I need help. Please, shoot him.
[Scout Rifle fire]
[Smoker Death]
Dusty: Come on, guys! Let's gooo!
Ox: Pipe Bomb, get away!
[Pipe Bomb ticking]
Jake: We can't stay here, come on! Come on!
[explosion]
Smitty: Thank you, bro!
[Tank Yells]
Ox: The giant zombie!
Jake: Hope this sticky stuff works!
[Sticky Goo Bomb shatters]
[Tank Yells]
Jake: Keep shooting, I'm healing you!
Smitty: All fixed up!
Jake: Go! Go! Now!
[Tour Bus door closes]
Jake: Punch it, Dusty!
Dusty: Hang on!
[Left 4 Dead 3 The Monsters Within plays]
The survivors have escaped.