[Arriving home, Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester hang up their hats as their family (they're not exactly related. But This Group is like a family) talks in the dining room]
Buster Bunny: Granny, did you make these?
Granny: Ah, a good batch, wouldn't you say?
Tweety: Why don't you make it wike dis?
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester enter their family/group's dining room.]
Group: Beep Beep/Hey-yo!
Tweety: I taut I taw
Bug/Daffy/Porky/Sylvester: Hey-yo!
Tweety: Oh-ho, I did. I did tee the Looney Pwumers from da TV!
[Tweety and Wile E. Coyote laugh as Wallace's dog Gromit waves happily]
Road Runner: Beep Beep
Tweety: day give an award fo woist actuhs?
Babs Bunny: Hey! (smacks Tweety)
Tweety: What'd I do?!
Sylvester: Ha! I suppose youre having a good time Tweety.
Tweety: That's wight. What bout you Puddy Tat
Sylvester: (sighs) I'd rather not answer that.
Daffy: (chuckles) So, uh... So everybody saw the commercial, then?
Wile E. Coyote: (through sign) "Yes. We seen it." (winks to Tweety)
Bugs and Daffy: And?
Tweety: I wouldn't quit yo day job.
Wile E.: (british voice) Oops! He already did.
Road Runner: Beep Beep
[Wile E. and Tweety laugh again while Road Runner pecks at his plate of seeds, As Gromit Frowns and rolls his eyes.)
Daffy: You're Despicable!
Granny: Well, I thought that was incredible. It belongs in a movie theater.
Daffy: YES! Exactly my thoughts Grandma! Imagine the Fame and Fortune!
(cash signs appear on Daffy's eyes with a "Ka-Ching")
[Wallace puts spaghetti with mushrooms and carrot toppings onto Bugs's plate.]
Bugs: Ugh, mushrooms?! Eh at least, I like carrots.
Wallace: Hey, Everybody loves mushrooms, right? If it were up to me, the pasta would be all cheese.
Porky: I l-l-like mushrooms, I'll take it!
Sylvester: So do I!
Daffy: I'll take anything that's Not Carrots!
Granny: (laughs) Yeah!
Wile E. : Seriously, Bugs. What were your thinkin' with that commercial?
[Bugs begins placing his mushrooms onto Daffy's plate, then Porky's, then Sylvester's.]
Bugs: (as he places mushrooms on Daffy, Porky, and Sylvester's plates) What? I suppose We can't bring in humor?
Daffy: Hey, Somebody pass the bread?
Wile E.: Yeah, but... What's with the outfits? Plumbers wearin' white gloves?
Bugs: Well, A. I always wear the gloves. and B. You gotta have a trademark and stand out.
Granny: Don't listen to them. The world laughed at Da Vinci, too.
Sylvester: Mm, I'm not sure they did, Granny.
Daffy: The world laughed at Noah.
Bugs: Wallace... What did you think?
Wallace: I think you're nuts, lad.
Porky: Correction: We're L-l-l-
Bugs: He knows Dat Porky.
Wallace: What I mean is Lad, You don't just leave a steady job for some crazy dream. And the worst part? You're bringing your three Pals down with you.
Bugs: (grimly) Gee thanks, Wallace. (leaves the table) Thanks for your 'support'.
[The Group looks at Wallace.]
Wallace: What'd I say?
[Bugs sits in his room playing Glory of Heracles. After losing, he turns on the news.]
Dan Anchorman: Thanks for tuning in to News Channel 4...
[Daffy, Porky and Sylvester enters, bringing Bugs a plate of spaghetti.]
Porky: Hey. (sits besides him) Nah, you're n-n-not bringing us down.
Daffy: I never said you were
Sylvester: You know what? What do they know, huh?
Bugs: It's not just them. Our whole lives, everyone's telling us, 'We can't do this', 'We can't do that'. I'm just sick and tired of feelin' so small... and they don't always count da ears
Sylvester: You know, I'm getting a sense of de ja vu. Like I played a similar role in a previous fanfic.
[The news catches Bugs's attention.]
Dan Anchorman: An unknown water main burst underground today, stopping a subway service and flooding Downtown Brooklyn.
[Bugs turns up the volume as the news report shows the water main spilling water onto the street. The mayor, Penelope Cat, spoke with the reporters
Penelope: Everything is under control, I assure you. We are very close to fixing this.
[A citizen named Rolf (Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy) runs in, shakes Penelope and grabs a reporter's microphone as a manhole cover shoots high into the air.]
ROLF: Out of the way!
JIMMY: Go back!
ROLF: Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!
Bugs: 'Save Brooklyn'? Guys, I think we just found our chance! Destiny is calling!
Sylvester: Destiny's Child from the band concert we went to?
Daffy: Destiny from High School?
Bugs: What? No! Just come on!
[Bugs and Porky pull Daffy and Sylvester out of the room after he puts down the plate of spaghetti.]
Daffy and Sylvester: (cries out)
[Downtown, construction workers investigate the flooding as Bugs, Daffy, Sylvester and Porky arrive.]
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS: (yelling)
Elmer Fudd: It's mo than the stowm dwains can handle!
Blacque Jack Shellacque: Come on, Lazies, we gotta pump it!
[One worker, Yosemite Sam, attempts to hold a manhole cover over the leak, but is sent shooting upward by the spray.]
Yosemite: I got this. (shrieks)
Bugs: (chuckles) What maroons. They're not even looking in the right place. C'mon, Fellas.
[Bugs finds another manhole cover and lifts it up with a crowbar.]
Bugs: (grunts)
[The water drains into the open manhole.]
Porky: You are not s-s-seriously considering-
Bugs and Daffy: (breathes in)
[Bus and Daffy jumps into the draining water.]
Porky/Sylvester: Bugs! Daffy! (cries out, laughs nervously, breathes in, screams, coughs)
[Inside the sewers, the boys wade toward their destination]
Porky: We g-g-gotta get to that p-p-pressure valve!
Sylveste and Daffy: Suffering Succatash!
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester climb across the pipe, as Bugs tries to turn the valve, it snaps off]
Bugs: Uh…
[The pipe snaps off too and the Boys hang on to it until they crash into a brick wall]
Porky: I knew res-rescu-rescu-saving Brooklyn was a b-b-bad idea.
Bugs: Come on. we got dis far. (helps the Others up, and notices something) Whoa! What is this place?
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester look down and see they're in a utility tunnel, and go explore it, Daffy, Sylvester and Porky notice the mysterious Warp Pipe]
Bugs: Looks like nobody's been down here for years. (hears a noise) Daffy? (goes into the pipe) Daffy, Porky, Sylvester, are you in there? (picks up the wrenches they each dropped)
Guys, Dis aint the time to mess around!
(The wrench is pulled further into the pipe, disappearing from sight)
Bugs: What the?
[Bugs notices He's being pulled into the pipe as well, screaming as this happens, now they're in the Warp Zone, being carried along a series of clear passageways moving through brightly colored clouds.]
Bugs: (gasps) Wow! (hears the others screaming) Guys!
Daffy/Sylvester/Porky: Bugs!
Bugs: (goes towards them) Gimme your hand!
[Bugs, Daffy, Porky and Sylvester reach out, grab each other's hands and begin spinning.]
Bugs: It's all gonna be okay!
Porky: HOW IS T-T-T-THIS GONNA BE OKAY?!
Daffy: HOW DO I KNOW THIS WON'T LEAD TO SOME SORT OF CALAMITY?!
Bugs: I'm telling you Guys! Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together!
[Daffy, Porky and Sylvester are pulled away from Bugs and enter a lava-covered portal.]
Daffy: (dryly) nothing will separate us huh?
Daffy/Sylvester/Porky: (cries out) BUGS!
Bugs: GUYS!
