Fakery Most Foul!
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Much confusion was created during the course of Whitebeard's unprovoked and cowardly surprise attack on Marineford when notorious pirate Buggy the Clown hijacked the official video transmission to broadcast an obviously faked video.
This video, which purportedly shows the events of the battle, was clearly a poorly made fabrication meant to sow mistrust in the ability our proud protectors to protect us. Some very obvious pieces of forgery are scenes displaying the near drowning of Admiral Kizaru who is seen being redirected into the ocean by a mirror. A mirror which only appears a split second prior to his landing on the ship of the dastardly pirate captain Bellamy the Hyena. Proof that this scene is fake is found much later, where the Admiral is seen hearty and hale facing off against Benn Beckam, first mate of the Red Hair pirates.
Another prime example of the counterfeit nature of the transmission are the supposed last words of the criminal Whitebeard who is seen moving and talking after taking dozens of bullet wounds to his chest. It seems obvious to all with a modicum of common sense, but just to be clear, people die when they are shot. That the video shows Whitebeard talking at length after suffering such wounds is a medical impossibility, as testified to us by a renowned doctor at the Sabaody Hospital. Hence, his final words have to be fake as there is no way Whtiebeard could have said them.
It is even more damning evidence when one considers how similar they are to the final words of the former Pirate King Gold Roger, who sparked an age of chaos and destruction lasting twenty years, purely out of spite. That Buggy the Clown is a known associate of Red-haired Shanks who has been newly revealed to have been a member of the Pirate King's crew proves beyond any doubt, that Buggy is following in his late captain's footsteps. It is yet unknown whether this act of trickery was purely for the sake of sowing chaos in the world or part of a larger plan, but the Government has put out a statement calling on all citizens to stay calm and not panic.
The Marines have let it be known that they will be doing everything in their power to prevent a second Age of Piracy.
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This was Marineford Daily reporting.