Ice Sage Various winter based movies and Eternal Sunshine smooshed together and amnesia causing moths.
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "The capital of Montana is not Hannah."
Oscar laughed.
Bart sighed and rolled his eyes.
The couch gag is a birds-eye view zooming out to the house, the street, the neighbourhood, America, Earth... and so on. Eventually we reach atoms, proteins, DNA, cells and we come out of Homer's head again.
"Wow..." said Homer.
...
Springfield one winter.
Scrat from Ice Age finds an acorn on the ground. He heads towards it. But just as he is close Willie smooshes him with a shovel.
"Nobody steals Willie's breakfast!" Groundskeeper Willie grabs the acorn and tries to eat it.
Loads of Scrat-like squirrels snarl and jump on Willie.
He screams at he is mauled.
Elsewhere in the snow Patrick Star, Barney Gumble, Sid the Sloth and Pinky from Pinky and the Brain are hanging about.
"I don't know. What do you want to do today?" said Patrick.
"I don't know. What do you want to do today?" said Sid the Sloth.
" I don't know. What do you want to do today?" said Patrick and so on and so forth as they walked about derping. with derpy expressions on their faces.
Hugo seethed as he despised stupid people.
Barney belched.
"Narhahahaha! Narf!" Pinky chuckled.
Lindsey Naegal cleaned snow off of her car.
Snow covering a car was tossed away as Homer dug his way out of the snow having slept outside and got buried somehow.
"I must've really tied one on last night. No more drinking." said Homer.
"Hooray!" said his liver.
"Shut up!" Homer punched himself in the gut, winding himself.
Also a holographic Christmas tree malfunctioned and lost signal until Moe kicked the hologram generator and it started working again.
...
A beach. Jim Carey was on a beach that had a train station nearby.
"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny little rocks." said Jim Carey in a rare serious role, he normally does comedy.
"I hate sand! It's corse, rough and irritating, it gets everywhere!" Anakin Skywalker yelled as he swung his lightsaber about.
Jim Carey gave him a deadpan look.
Then there was a woman named after a citrus fruit.
"My name is Clementine, do not make fun of it..." said Clementine.
Oscar wearing winter clothes, Ie a wooly hat, scarf, coat and gloves, sang 1884's Clementine.
"Oh my darling, oh my darling Oh my darling, Clementine."
The woman with blue hair ran off screaming frustrated.
Jim Carey gawked baffled.
"I only know that song from Huckleberry Hound though." said Oscar.
Oscar's cell phone then rang. He set his ring tone to the Crazy Frog...
"Yeah?"
Ace was on the other end.
"Yeah and get me a pastrami sandwich, da?" said the blond vampire boy wearing a colourful cartoon beanie with helicopter blades.
"Yeah Ace..." Oscar sighed. "And some ciorba de burta..."
"Nu!" Ace yelled. "That's tripe soup!"
"Aaaaaaagh! the knights of Nu!" Oscar screamed.
Ace groaned. "Oz are you gonna do that when we go to Ukraine?!"
"Mmmmm chicken kiev..." Oscar drooled.
Ace sighed.
Jim Carey was literally talking from his ass.
"I must ass-k you a question!" said Jim Carey.
"Oh good finally he did something funny..." said Oscar.
"Jim this is not a comedy!" The director yelled.
"I only like him in comedies!" Oscar yelled.
...
Homer arrived home. He looked at the hall grandfather clock, it was six in the morning.
"Ah 6 AM. Now to casually sneak back into bed and act like I got in at 3 AM." said Homer.
"Huh? Where's Marge?" Marge wasn't in bed.
"Hey, kids, have you seen your mother? " He checked Bart's room. Bart wasn't there.
"Or yourselves?" He checked Lisa's room she was gone too.
"Maggie?!" Maggie wasn't in her room either.
"Has anyone seen anyone?!" Homer cried.
He then checked the attic. "Freak?"
Hugo wasn't in bed either.
Homer checked the guest's room. Oscar was gone too.
"Oh, of course, they must all be taking a family bath. Without me!" said Homer. Uh... when would they ever take a bath together?!
"Save some suds for... Daddy." He ran in the bathroom naked. It was empty.
Homer whimpered. "This is creepy! Like those Garfield comics with Jon talking to air..."
He prayed.
"Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there and you can hear me, give me back my family!" Homer yelled.
"I want my family back!" Harrison Ford yelled.
Homer winced.
Homer went to the kitchen, the dog was there.
"Hey, boy know where the family is?" Homer asked.
The dog growled at him.
"Show me on MapQuest." Homer asked.
The dog growled.
"Fine. Google Maps." said Homer.
The dog snapped at him. Homer shrieked and jumped on the kitchen table.
"What's going on? Why are you attacking me?" Homer whimpered.
The dog growled.
"Look, if this is about me eating your heart pills, they shouldn't have made them in Good 'N' Plenty colors." said Homer.
The narrator coughed.
"And Mom shouldn't wrap them in slices of burger cheese..." Homer added.
"Oh my family's gone, my dog hates me, and I can't remember what happened last night..." Homer groaned.
...
Ace was hanging about with Inane Brian. Brian sometimes forgets to breath...
Brian had a purple face from holding his breath.
Ace sighed...
Elsewhere before six AM.
The Simpsons left the house early.
Bart yawned.
"You can sleep in the car. We have to get things ready for your father's birthday!" said Marge.
Hugo frowned.
Marge sighed. "Hugo I know you're still mad at him fir keeping you locked up in the attic most of your life..."
Lisa guffawed as she read a Happy Little Elves comic.
"Oh Curious Bear Cub... You can't eat all that pie..." She chuckled.
"I like pie!" said Teddy.
Elsewhere Oscar was still hanging around Jim Carey's character from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
"I went to the Virgin Islands once. They are no longer the Virgin Islands! Gehahahaha!" Oscar laughed being crude.
Jim Carey's character sighed.
"Goddamn it, what did you do to my wife?!" said the character played by Jim Carey in one of the rare times he is in a serious film...
"Nothing, You erased your memories of her for some reason..." said Oscar as they walked about the beach which wad in the future but resembled Britain at the turn of the millennium.
Jim sighed.
"You erased your own memories Like Naminé erased Sora's memories." said Oscar.
Jim was baffled by that reference.
In the future at an archive centre for old documents. An old lady hands in an old manuscript. She wants to see some really busy professor.
"I'm sorry but he is far too busy right now." said the receptionist.
The old lady sighed.
"He might be free later..." said the receptionist.
...
Homer went to Moe's for help. He went in the tavern.
"Moe, Moe, my family's gone, my dog hates me, and I can't remember what happened last night. Oh and the toaster is laughing at me again..." said Homer.
Moe was cleaning his beer glasses.
"Was I here?" Homer asked.
"Was you ever." said Moe. Bad Grammar!
"You came in saying you really needed to forget something; so mixed you up the most powerful drink I got the "Forget-Me-shot."" said Moe.
"A "Forget-Me-shot?" Never heard of it." said Moe.
"Yeah, that means it worked. No one ever remembers." said Moe. "That's why I made this video to explain the process."
He puts on a video.
"You start with a splash of Jagermeister... then add sloe gin..." said Moe on the tape.
"Got that." said Homer.
"Triple-Sec..."
"Right."
"Quadruple-Sec..." said Moe.
Homer winced. That does not exist Moe!
"Same reason Moonshine jugs have XXX on them, although there is an XXXX beer in Australia..." said Oscar spying on the scene with his crystal ball.
"Yellow gunk from a dog's eye," said Moe on the tape.
"Eeeeew!" said Homer.
"Yellow gunk from a dead dog's eye..." said Milhouse sick from drinking expired Beatles themed sodas again. He threw up.
Homer winced.
"Absolut Pickle..." said Moe. Lol pickle...
"Mmm, pickle." said Homer.
"Shhhh! I'm explaining the recipe..." said Moe.
"...the red stripe from Aquafresh," said Moe on the tape.
The advert where the family are dancing in the mirror to music is gay... I prefer the one with the CGI cartoon tooth paste blobs." said Oscar.
"...and the funniest ingredient... the venom of the Louisiana Loboto-moth." said Moe on tape. He fetches from a jar of white moths a moth.
"Come on, sweetie." He gently strokes the moth, it smiles and drips venom into the drink.
"Hehehehe! Look Moe! It's smiling!" said Homer.
Moe winced at Homer finding the smallest things amusing.
"You stir it with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive..." said Moe on tape.
"Why would it turn a pregnancy teat positive?!" Homer yelled.
"Uh... I don't know..." said Moe.
"And presto : the Forget-Me-shot." said Moe on tape. Moe froze the tape. He was pulling an ugly face.
"Gah! You're ugly on tape!" Oscar yelled.
Moe sighed going through frames on the tape to stop on, in each frame he was making an ugly face.
He sighed.
...
The Simpsons without Homer prepared for his birthday.
"Marge you need to cover up that shiner... People might start jumping to conclusions..." said Oscar. Marge had a black eye. They should call it a purple eye.
Marge sighed. "Pay attention kids. Patty and Selma." She addressed the fsmily organising the party. "Now Homer once told me while drunk that he wanted to celeb his birthday on a boat. so we hired a cruise liner.
There was a huge boat with banners reading Happy Birthday Homer! on it.
"How on Earth did we manage to afford that..." said Oscar.
"I dunno but Everyone go out and buy him thoughtful presents. That includes you Hugo!" said Marge.
Hugo hissed and growled. Everyone went into town.
Marge sighed and sprayed Shiner be gone on her black eye.
Elsewhere Scrat went on a silly journey trying to chase an acorn... He got ran over by a truck...
"Haw! Haw!" Nelson laughed.
Plot 2
Moe's Tavern.
"Now that was a fascinating recipe Moe. Mind if I steal it to get revenge on you stealing MY Flaming Homer?!" Homer yelled.
Moe sighed. "Sheesh! Why didn't it wipe your long term memory..."
Homer glared at Moe.
"Anyway it now makes sense to mention Ice Age when discussing John Leguizamo. And no he doesn't have ADHD, Skinner!" said Homer.
Seymour Skinner huffed. "Look him up, he does..."
"At least someone from that godawful Live action Super Mario bros film made it..." said Oscar.
"Bob Hoskins still made films long after that trash!" said Homer.
"Yeah and then he died..." said Oscar.
Krusty then ran in panicking.
"Give me one of those forget-me drinks! I made a mistake I gotta wipe out." said Krusty.
"Uh..." said Oscar.
"I was trying to do a Don Rickles about Arabs, but it turned into a Mel Gibson about Mexicans." said Krusty.
He drank the Forget Me Shot and his pupils dilated and he wiped his memory.
"Huh? What the hell am I doing here? I gotta get back to the Latin Grammys." said Krusty, he left.
"There he is! Get him!" said Bumblebee Man.
"Kill him!" said Fernando the assassin.
"Hot-sauce his eyes!" said Julio, the gay hair dresser.
"Oh, my God. It buuuuuurns!" Krusty yelled.
"Throw tangelos at him!" said Billy.
The Latinos are baffled.
"I am scared of clowns..." said Billy. "My long lost brother Del Uglio is Mexican though..."
"Why would I want to wipe my memory?!' Homer gasped.
Jim Carey gawked at him.
"Jim you were boring in that film! Throw a pie! Talk out of your butt! Do something funny!" Homer yelled.
"Eternal Sunshine is not a comedy..." said Jim.
"We only like you in comedies..." said Homer and Oscar.
...
Bart was walking about town trying to get Dad a birthday present.
"I found a new way to annoy Comic Book Guy..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
"I kept asking for British comics..." said Oscar.
In the Android's Dungeon.
"Do you sell issues of Banana Man?" Oscar asked.
"Get out!" Comic Book Guy yelled.
Back in the present. Bart sighed.
"I just don't think it's a good idea for you to sleep over anymore, you know?" said Bart.
"If it's about the diapers, stop being so insensitive! I can't help my incontinence!" Oscar yelled.
"You can help your weirdness... Ie you letting Teddy sniff the front of your diaper..." said Bart annoyed.
Oscar seethed.
"And it's not a sleepover! Your parents adopted me!" said Oscar annoyed. "And It's Saturday so I get to act like a baby..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
"Oz even I grew out of the diapers..." said Bart.
"Some kids don't! Evolve!" said Oscar.
"I am not the right level to evolve..." said Clownja.
Oscar sighed.
One Sleepover at Milhouse's.
"Night Bart..." said Milhouse taking off his glasses for the night.
"Night Milhouse..." said Bart sleeping over.
There was the sound of a diaper rustling as Milhouse tossed and turned.
Bart sighed.
Milhouse hugged him, His diaper pressed up against Bart's green pyjamas.
Bart groaned.
"Bart I'm trying to sleep..." said Milhouse.
On the street in the present. Oscar glared at Bart.
...
Anyway the episode title in canon features the word Moonshine so there's yokels...
"Aww darn dang it diggity dang!" said Cleatus Spuckler.
"Now you watch your language!" said Brandine.
Cleatus sighed.
Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature was sniffing International Harvester Spuckler who was dressed in light blue feety pyjamas.
Int sweated and blushed as Teddy's big, wet, shiny black nose quivered and twitched.
...
Moe's.
"Why would I want to wipe out my memory?! What horrible thing did I do?!" Homer whimpered.
"You don't remember, huh?" said Wiggum. "There was a domestic disturbance at your address yesterday."
"Chief Wiggum! I remember seeing you..." said Homer.
We cut to the lounge yesterday.
"What's going on here, Simpson? Am I gonna need the zip strips?" said Chief Wiggum.
"Everything's fine cupcakes and sprinkles." said Marge.
"Mmmmmm... sprinkles..." said Homer.
"I see. And how did you get that?" said Wiggum. "What gives, Simpson? Giving your wife an Irish kiss?"
Marge had a black eye.
"No, I swear!" Homer cried.
"It was my fault. I... I walked into a door." said Marge.
"Walked into a door, huh? That is the lamest excuse I ever..." said Lou.
"All right, door! You're coming downtown!" Chief Wiggum hand cuffed the door...
Lou face palmed...
The flashback ended.
"Marge had a black eye? I could never do something like that. Could I?" Homer was horrified he had hurt Marge in anger.
Oscar softened his tone, "No you couldn't..." he sighed dropping his hostility to Homer. "You maybe some things that annoy me, but you are not a wife beater..."
Homer smiled.
"Because if you were I would have put you in the ground, six feet under, myself!" said Oscar sharply.
"Homer do you remember anything else?" Moe asked.
"No!" Homer whined. "I wouldn't Hurt Marge!" He cried. "Wiggum do you-"
Wiggum left.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned.
Moe shrugged.
...
At a boarding house.
Jim Carery is going to his flat.
"Ventura..." said a voice.
"Yes Satan?" said Jim.
Satan gawked at him.
"Uh that wasn't me mortal. That was your landlord speaking..." said Satan.
"We want to do a serious film for once!" The director yelled.
"With ladies named after citrus fruits?! I don't think so!" said Oscar.
"Hi." said a lady.
"Uh hi." said Jim Carey.
"My name is Lemon..." said the lady.
"Are you sour?" Oscar laughed.
The lady stormed off annoyed.
Outside Moe's. Homer caught up with Wiggum.
"I Couldn't hit Marge! Could I?!" Homer cried.
"Why don't you ask the person who filed the complaint? Not that I am authorised to release that information..." said Wiggum.
"Flanders!" Homer seethed.
"Fine, it was Flanders. Now, since you know everything, who was Jack the Ripper?" said Wiggum.
"The queen's private surgeon!" said Homer.
"Okay..." Wiggum grimaced.
Ned's house.
"Ned why did you call the cops yesterday?!" Homer asked anxious.
"Well there was a ruckus over at yours!" said Ned.
"No there wasn't! And I'd never lay a finger on Marge!" Homer left and wept.
Ned shrugged.
Homer tried to remember but all he was getting back was that Marge got hurt and had a black eye.
"No! I wouldn't do that!" He cried.
...
More of Ned's gibberish.
"I heard a hubbub, Bub!" said Ned.
"I suddenly want some Hubba Bubba bubble gum!" said Oscar.
Ned gawked.
"What did I do?!" Homer cried.
"I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst." said Ned.
"You jerks always assume the worst! Leave the drag queen story tellers alone!" Oscar yelled.
That hasn't happened yet Oz...
Homer then wanted talking walls.
"If only these walls would talk... Then I could charge people to hear my amazing walls!" said Homer.
One day in his dream home.
"Oh did you hear? Marge burnt the turkey!" said the lounge wall.
"Oh my word!" said another wall.
Back in reality Oscar winced after reading Homer's mind.
Elsewhere Martin encounters Hugo.
"Finally. Bart's evil twin. This has been a much anticipated pleasure." said Martin.
"I'm the good twin!" Hugo yelled.
"Yeah sure... good people stitch animals together..." said Martin.
Hugo seethed.
Homer tried to remember more.
"I uh walked into a door!" Marge made her poor excuse.
"Walked into a door, huh? That is the lamest excuse I ever..." said Lou.
"All right, door! You're coming downtown!" Chief Wiggum hand cuffed the door...
Lou face palmed...
Oscar started singing Downtown by Petula Clark.
Homer's flashback cut out.
"Oh... right when Oscar was being stupid again..." He groaned.
...
Elsewhere the Mexican's strung up Krusty like a pińata and clobbered him with bats.
"You know, doing this is just confirming a stereotype for you Mexicans." said Krusty.
"I am from Costa Rica!" said Julio.
"And I should care because?" said Krusty.
Donald Trump arrived and he signalled to his security staff to untie Krusty.
"You see, this why you subhuman degenerates should be deported!" Trump went on a racist tirade.
"Oh! That orange man is racist!" said Julio.
Homer went about trying to console himself that he hadn't hurt Marge.
"I'm a good man!"
"Yeah sure..." said Comic Book Guy.
Plot 3
And so on...
The old folks home.
"Thank goodness you come to visit me, son! I can't take one more minute of this high school glee club pretending they don't hate being here." said Grampa.
Actually the home hired the Four Seasons from the Jersey Boys Musical...
"Dat that's the Four Seasons..." said Homer.
"Yeah three of Glee club kids died recently... Or they will die..." said Oscar predicting things.
(The Four Seasons tribute act sings What a Lady, what a night.)
"You'll eat our cookies, but you won't look at us!" Crazy Old Jewish guy yelled.
Oscar devoured the cookies. (Oscar eating rudely)
"Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do you have any idea?" Homer asked.
"You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes, which I did back in 1998." said Abe.
Oscar laughed.
Homer gawked.
"Or when I made a horse a senator." said Emperor Caligula.
Homer rolled his eyes.
"I'm afraid I did something to make Marge and the kids leave me." Homer whimpered.
"Good! She was too good for you! You should have dated that ugly girl with the twitchy eye!" said Abe.
Homer sighed and went to leave.
"Wait." Abe cut in. "I know someone who can help you, a doctor who helps people dig up old memories."
"Can he dig up bodies..." Oscar asked.
"No!" said Abe.
"Really? I mean the memory thing, Not Oscar being weird..." said Homer asking.
Oscar glared at Homer.
"Yes! Clean out the gunk from your ears!" said Abe.
Oscar had a shovel and was reading the town map to find the local graveyard...
...
"Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?" said Homer.
"Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice." said Abe.
Homer punched an orderly.
"Done." said Homer.
"No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life." said Abe.
Homer made a frustrated hiss and shook his head.
They arrive at an MRI clinic.
"Memory Recivery lnstitute we do not do MRI's."
"Yes it is MRI! I want to lay in the tube and have my insides scanned!" Oscar yelled.
Homer hushed him.
Professor Frink ran the place,
"Mr. Simpson, I have built a device that will enable you to explore your memories. The science was easy, but now I've got the hard part, coming up with a name." said Frink. "Glavin!"
"How about The Deja View-Master?" said Homer.
"I like it!" said Oscar hiding under a sheet.
"Uh..." Frink wasn't so sure.
"Remembrance of things fast? Hmm. The Remembererer?" Homer suggested.
"That's just stupid..." said Oscar.
Homer seethed and almost exploded into angry gibberish.
"We don't have to come up with it now." said Frink.
He shows them around.
"These wonderful wrinkle-bags are reliving their cherished memories of yesteryear." There are old people remembering things via the Inception machines.
"Ah, my first Christmas. Such great Chinese food." said the Crazy old Jewish guy.
Oscar laughed. "Mmmmmm! Chinese food..."
"This is great! I'm finally gonna find out how I ruined my family!" said Homer.
"Uh..." said Abe.
"Strap me in, nerd!" said Homer.
"To me, "nerd" stands for. Not Even Remotely Dorky, so thank you. Thank you for the compliment." said Frink.
"Shut up!" Homer yelled.
"Now you'll feel a slight pinch, followed by an extremely painful pinch, signalling that the spike will begin boring into your skull three seconds later." said Frink.
"Cooooool! The Cerebral Bore..." said Oscar.
"Uh no..." said Frink.
...
Elsewhere.
"Did you get your Father a gift?" Marge asked the kids.
"Yes But I needed pipe cleaners..." said Lisa.
Her gift was home made.
"Wonderful! Now we just need your father..." said Marge.
Back in Season nine a horse sat in an office doing Abe's taxes.
"Come on you equine!" said Abe.
The horse grunted.
Homer went through his memories.
"What the hell?" A book appeared.
"Your memory bubble and you "This bubble allows you to view any past event from your life."" said Homer reading the book.
"Ah, it's got that new bubble smell." That's it...
Oscar appeared in the bubble and farted. He laughed and left with a pop.
Homer groaned.
Leonardo di Caprio appeared.
"Di Caprio?! Why?!" Homer asked.
"Inception reference!" said Leonardo.
Homer winced.
He then wanted to order pizza in his memory, but it took to long.
"Five minutes?! Forget it!" He put the phone down.
He passed screens showing old episodes.
"I uh don't remember being there..." said Homer.
He arrived one winter when he was bobsledding with Bart and Lisa.
"Ah a nice memory..." said Homer.
"Steer into the sculptures Dad!" said Bart. They crashed into snow sculptures, including Kool aid Man!
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!" Oscar called out in different voices as he passed on a sled.
"Oh yeah!" said Kool aid Man snow sculpture.
...