Bart the Boyfriend After being dumped by Greta, Bart desperately trues to get a new girlfriend. All his attempts end in failure, or have a catch to them. Meanwhile Homer crashes his car again and gets a new one only to find it is pure evil...
And Oscar has a cruel prank cooking.
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "Baskin Robbins does not have 32 flavours"
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The episode starts with the Simpsons being ordered off of Rainer Wolfcastle's estate. Bart and Greta's relationship turned sour as Greta is crying.
"Babe I'm sorry! It's just I have so many commitments!" Bart explained.
"Save your excuses! Just leave! I never want to see you ever again Bart Simpson!" Greta sobbed.
"A video game is not a commitment Bart..." Lisa snapped.
"You heard my little Greta! Leave! Or I'll stuff my hand down your throat and rip out your goddamn spine!" Rainer yelled at the Simpsons.
Bart gulped.
"We better get going." said Marge.
"I didn't get to try the caviar..." Hugo groaned.
"Can I keep all this stuff I stuffed in my car?" Homer asked. He had stuffed his car with goods and blenders and things.
Rainer growled.
"I'll take that as a yes." Homer quivered. He tried to get everyone into the car.
"Dad we cant get in because of all of Rainer's stuff you took!" said Bart.
"Of course you can... We'll just have to improvise!" said Homer.
Tetris music played as Homer imagines his family as Tetris blocks. He arranges them and his stuff to fit in the car. In reality they are in very painful positions. Bart has a crooked neck for example.
Oscar laughed. "Tetris..."
However Homer realised he had no room for himself.
"I'll drive us home sweetie." said Marge with a bent neck from Homer's Tetris sorting. The kids groaned in pain from inside the car.
"But how am I supposed to get home?" Homer asked.
"I don't know dear but we have to go." said Marge driving off.
Homer groaned. He sheepishly asked Rainer who was still mad because of his daughter.
"Uh Mr Wolfcastle... I was wondering if you'd drive me home..."
"I can carry you home, in this papoose! It'll be just like in my last movie, Big Baby, or the middle aged toddler, I forget." said Rainer Wolfcastle putting Homer in a Papoose big enough for him. Rainer then carried Homer home.
"I'm a big boy!" said Homer being silly.
"That's my boy..." said Rainer humouring him.
...
In the packed car.
"I don't see how you feel so hard done by Bart! You broke your promise to Greta to take her out on a picnic just so you could prank Skinner!" Lisa yelled.
"It was so tempting!" Bart whined.
"Grrrrrr! You boys are all the same! Can't you just listen to us for once?!" Lisa yelled.
"What do you women want!?" Bart yelled. "If we don't tell you where we are you get mad. If we do you get mad! What do you want!?"
"Grrrrr! You are such a jerk! You're just like Nelson was to me when we went out!" Lisa strangled Bart.
"Lisa! Don't strangle your brother!" Marge told her off. "We get enough people sticking their noses into our lives as it is!"
As they drove Maggie grimaced and a horrible smell emitted from her.
"Uuuuuugh! Mom! Maggie fudged her Huggies!" Bart groaned.
"Bart! Don't say it like that! You'll give her low self esteem! Uuuuugh! Sweetie how did you turn cinnamon apple baby food into that?!" Marge reprimands Bart but the stench bothers her too.
Maggie points at Lisa embarrassed.
"Don't point this at me sister..." said Lisa holding her nose in disgust.
Oscar grimaced and whined.
"Eeeeeeew! Oz! You should know better!" Bart and Lisa cried.
"No! He fudged himself... didn't he?!" Hugo groaned in disbelief.
"Kids be more supportive of Oscar's problem with toilet training!" Marge nagged. "Peeeeyeeew! That is not cute Oscar..."
Marge stopped at Apu's and ran in holding Maggie out in front of her as Oscar followed holding his nose in disgust.
"Apu, where's the bathroom? I need to change Maggie! She did a poo!" said Marge.
Oscar laughed. "Apu, you're a poo! Hahahahaha!"
'Very funny Oscar! And sorry Marge. That bathroom is for paying customers only!" said Apu.
"Please!" Marge begged.
"Yes please! I've got one hell of a diaper rash! It's like my underwear is on fire while getting a wedgie off of Nelson!" Oscar groaned.
Marge held Maggie near Apu so he could smell her.
"Ugh! By the elephant headed Ganesh! That is sick! I have to change eight lots of diapers and none of my Octuplets ever did that! Okay Marge! Follow me!" Apu took her to the toilet.
...
"You don't have Octuplets, That never happened in my canon. Unless it's funny to make Dreamstone references...
Apu sighed.
Maggie and Oscar have their diapers changed. It's really funny with Oscar, him being nine and way to big for using the diaper changing table, changing him was like that blue otter diaper fur Toon he saw once.
Oscar laid there while getting changed.
"Lift up so I can wipe you dear." said Marge.
Oscar lifts his legs so she can wipe his hiney.
They left but this ended up in that time Marge went on steroids because a Hobo who had just been to DisneyLand mugged Marge.
"Gimme your handbag!" The mugger warned.
Marge yelped.
"Oh my God! Goofy no! We can talk about this!" Oscar was being moronic.
Teddy face palmed.
"This handbag has diapers in it?! What the?!" said the mugger.
"Well yes, it's a diaper bag. But I can see why you thought-" Marge stammered.
"Shut up!" said the mugger.
"Why are you Goofy?" Oscar asked.
"Because I've just been to Disney World Florida! Okay?!" The Mugger snapped.
Marge stammered.
"Oz..." Dark Oscar sighed and forcefully took him over. Dark Oscar grimaced when he felt soft cloth and waterproof plastic pads touch his Under regions. "Our body is wearing a diaper right now... aren't you...?"
Oscar in spirit form laughed.
The Mugger pulled a knife on Marge frightening her.
"Get the hell out of here! Thug!" Dark Oscar snapped pointing an uzi at him.
"Holy fudge! You're packing heat!" The mugger ran off making Goofy's holler.
Marge's car. Bart opened the window to breath clean air.
"Ah... fresh air... finally..." He groaned.
"I'm still mad at you over Greta..." said Lisa.
...
They got home and Bart went to his room moping.
Hugo hurried up to the attic and shut himself in to study, perform experiments...
"So what took you so long?" said Homer.
"Maggie and Oscar messed their Pampers..." said Marge.
"Eeeeew!" Homer groaned.
"Yup I made a yucky in my diaper." said Oscar giggling.
"Oh and we got mugged." He added.
Homer screamed. "This town isn't safe any more!"
Bart moped in his room looking at his photos of his girlfriends. Jessica, Gina, Alotta, A tall girl and so on.
He then changed his Facebook status to single again. Now he needed a new girlfriend so he went to Wally Weasels to find some babes.
Meanwhile Rainer dropped Homer off at his drive and walked home. "That Papoose really chafed..." said Homer. They went to buy some beers...
"Hmmmmm! Homer I really think you should peak to Bart he's rather cut up about this whole Greta thing." said Marge.
"Why me?!" said Homer.
"Don't ask me! How can I help in that area! That's a father and son thing!" said Marge.
"Fine..." Homer sighed. "But you have to teach him about puberty and sex!"
Marge grumbled.
Homer went to Bart's room. Bart was in there at his desk moping.
"Bart? Daddy would like a word with you..." said Homer sitting on his bed.
Bart groaned and went over to him. He laid across Homer's lap with his shorts and pants pulled down exposing his butt because he thought he was getting spanked.
"D'oooooh! Bart!" Homer groaned annoyed. "This is serious! I'm here to listen to whatever you have to let out! Now pull up your pants and shorts or I'll make you wear a diaper every time you do that!" Bart got up and pulled his pants and shorts back up. and sat on his bed fidgeting like young Link.
We cut to Young Link's treehouse. Young Link is sitting on his bed. He is swinging his little legs about as Navi the fairy explains something.
"Do you always fidget when people are talking to you?" Navi asked.
"Ha! Yeeeeeh! Hiyaaaa!" Young Link replied in gibberish.
Navi sighed.
...
Back at Bart's room.
"I just don't get girls. My last girlfriend Jessica turned out to be a psychopath... and now Greta is too clingy and dumps me because I wanted some time to myself! What am I doing wrong?" Bart asked.
"Don't ask me! I don't understand women sometimes!" said Homer.
"Hrrrrrmmmmmm!" Marge and Lisa grumbled at them.
Homer scoffed.
Later
Oscar was in the lounge watching cartoons. Lisa came in.
"I'm watching cartoons!" said Oscar in a silly manner.
"Meh..." said Lisa going off to her room. She got out an Angelica Button book and read it.
In his room, Bart was in his Krusty the clown baby pyjamas/onesie playing with a Krusty doll by pulling its string.
"I'm Krusty the clown! Hooahahahaha!"
"Hey I'm not doing that line... Where's my agent..."
"You're my best friend..."
"I didn't do it!"
Bart was annoyed by that last line.
"That shill! He stole my bit!" Bart yelled. as he sat up he crinkled from something he was wearing.
"Oh sweetie I'm sure the I didn't do it was his line before it was yours..." said Marge. She can hear him crinkling. "Are you wearing your Krusty the clown printed diapers?!"
"I need some comfort right now. Which I can only get from Krusty and dressing like a baby..." said Bart.
Marge sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Act like a baby and I'll unleash my weird sniffing teddy bear on you..." said Oscar.
Bart frowned at him.
"Oscar go back downstairs and watch your cartoons.
Oscar went downstairs ant continued watching Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers.
Milhouse wanted to date Greta.
"Wassuuuuuup!" Him doing THAT put her off.
"And now your dumped..." Greta sighed.
...
Homer went for a drive while singing Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history..." until he crashed into a chestnut tree. He screamed before doing so.
"From the, town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree... Aaaaaaagh!"
"My car! My not so beautiful vile pink, but loyal car!" Homer cried at his damaged car.
"Haw! Haw!" Nelson laughed.
He went to Raphael to get a replacement.
"We have this new model to aid you until your car gets repaired." He showed a black evil looking car. "I must warn you pally, they say this car is nothing but pure evil..."
A scary leitmotif played as we look at the ominous black car.
"Yeah, yeah..." said Homer. He drove off in the evil car...
The car seemed to be normal at first, but as Homer was absentmindedly singing along to the radio, the car laughed evilly to its self in a deep baritone voice.
At home.
"You did what?!" Bart yelled while strangling Oscar.
"I thought it would help you get a girlfriend!" Oscar gasped for breath.
"That was a private embarrassing photo!" Bart yelled. "And I'm not ready to move on from Greta! I still love her!"
"She seems ready to move on from you. She's going out with Milhouse now." said Oscar.
"Milhouse?!" Bart asked.
"Not anymore..." said Greta outside in the street.
"Please babe! What did I do wrong?!" Milhouse cried.
"I just think we should see other people. It's not you, it's me..." said Greta.
"That always means it's the man's fault!" Milhouse whined. He started crying.
Bart rolled his eyes and shut his bedroom window.
"Just give this new girl a try. She has a few um, odd kinks but you'll like her..." said Oscar.
"No!" said Bart.
"But the diaper stuff is cute..." said Oscar.
"No it's not!" Bart yelled.
"Yes it is!" Oscar yelled and seethed.
Plot 2
Unfortunately Bart's new girlfriend was into ABDL. Adult baby diaper lover. She thought Bart looked adorable in his Krusty the clown printed diapers.
Bart sighed.
She somehow got him to role play as a baby. Maybe because he didn't want to displease a lady. Bart was sitting on his bed in a diaper sucking a pacifier.
"Seems like baby needs changing! But not before he does his business!" Bart's weird new girlfriend cooed.
"Daisy I'm not doing that..." Bart groaned.
"Well it's a good thing I laced your chilli dog with laxatives earlier..." his girlfriend smirked.
"You what?!" Bart yelled but his stomach gurgled and groaned. "Oh crap!" He groaned. Suddenly he messed himself with a horrible slimy mess into his diaper. It turned brown slightly. "Eeeeeeugh!"
"Okay mommy will change you sweetie!" said Bart's weird girlfriend. She laid him down to change him.
"Ay carumba..." Bart groaned.
"Son of a! Hey guys! The Creep got his episode back!" Hank's creator groaned.
"Oh for fucks sake!" His prude friends groaned. They Reeeeeeeeee'd and cried at the admins all day but didn't get their way.
"Eeeeeugh! Bart you're gross..." Bart's girlfriend groaned as she saw the mess he made in his diaper.
Bart grinned deviously. Maybe he should play this baby stuff just to be obnoxiously gross, maybe he'll put her off of him."
Out in town. Bill the waffleman was terrorising everyone.
"Maple syrupy madness!" He yelled as he hurled waffles at everyone.
Ace winced as a waffle splattered across the back of his head.
"What in tarnation!" Rich Texan yelled.
Oscar laughed watching the random, silly character annoy people.
"Feh..." said Comic Book Guy.
"Comic Book Guy? What are you doing here?" Oscar asked.
"I saw a billboard for a Sloppy Joes ad..." said Comic Book Guy. "What in Steve Ditko is happening?!"
"Bill the waffleman. He's a silly food based nutcase, like the Condiment Man from Batman..." said Oscar.
"Batman you truly cut the mustard." said Condiment Man.
...
Oscar was drinking soda while watching cartoons.
Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers was on. They had been captured by Fat Cat again...
"I'm worried about Dad's new car. It ran over Mr Moleman five times yesterday while laughing evilly! Cars don't laugh!" said Lisa.
"Yeah this is almost as bad as when in Mommy Beerest when Homer wanted to go to a happy place with Lenny and Carl." said Oscar.
We cut to Lenny and Carl explaining to Homer at work that Marge and Moe are having an emotional affair.
"Can you explain it at a happy place?" Homer whined.
We cut to Itchy and Scratchy land.
"Wait, wasn't this where all those itchy and Scratchy robots turned evil?!" Homer asked.
Just do the cutaway...
Homer was on the log ride with Lenny and Carl who were explaining Marge was having an emotional affair with Moe and that to win her back Homer had to start listening to Marge and buy her a Time's Magazine from the year she was born. Homer didn't know why Lenny wanted him to do that last thing.
"That's it! Stop this ride!" said Homer.
"Okay sir!" said Squeaky Voiced Teen. He stopped the log ride. Homer's log he was riding with Lenny and Carl bashed into the one behind knocking Barney out of it.
Meanwhile a log fell off a cliff with a mother, her husband and then kid inside. It crashed on the tarmac below. Outside the ride area.
"Yay! I wanna go again Daddy!" Yelled the cute boy voiced by Tress McNeill. His dad didn't answer as he lied slopped over the splinters of the log ride. "Daddy?" The cute boy asked once more.
At home Oscar was finishing his story the cutaway was about.
"And that's how Timmy Thomas ended up a cripple..." said Oscar.
"What has that got to do with my Dad's evil car?!" Lisa yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Oscar yelled.
Elsewhere Daisy took Bart swimming. However he had to wear water wings/Arm bands.
"Babies can't swim..." said Daisy inflating his water wings.
Bart groaned embarrassed.
Todd Flanders who had gone swimming with his brother and father gawked at Bart.
Bart sighed.
...
After church.
"And Cain walked the Earth alone with the mark of evil upon his face." said Lovejoy. He dismissed everyone from today's service.
"Oh man, that church service was so boring. I did a whole book of Find-A-Words." said Homer.
"Dad, all you circled were the "I's" and "A's". said Hugo.
"Those are words." said Homer sharply.
"E's a word." said Oscar.
"No it is not..." said Homer.
"Eeeeeeeeeweee!" Oscar did a weird noise making fun of a mentally disabled kid at his old school.
"Oscar that's not funny!" Marge told him off.
Then the evil car locked them in and took them somewhere against where Homer was trying to drive.
The car laughed evilly.
"Where are we going?" Hugo asked.
"Oh I am courting that purple Chevy." said the evil car.
Hugo winced.
Later after the car went on a date with another car...
Oscar went upstairs only to find Daisy rush out of Bart's room and slam the door behind her in horror.
"What's a matter? Gone off Bart already?" Oscar asked.
"That boy is the most disgusting guy I've ever met!" said Daisy. "I don't even want to tell you what he's doing with a towel right now..."
"Oh too bad... are you dumping him then?" said Oscar.
"You could say that. Maybe I should get out of this diaper fetish mommy dominatrix thing..." said Daisy.
"Or maybe I can hook you up with someone more suited to you..." said Oscar.
He set her up with Timmy Thomas. Timmy was sat in his wheelchair.
"Are you sure he's into that stuff?" Daisy asked.
"He was rendered incontinent by an accident at Itchy and Scratchy land." Oscar explained. "He's used to wearing diapers."
"Okay just as long as he not a pig like Bart..." said Daisy.
...
Homer was driving his evil car when it spoke to him.
"Homer."
"Who said that?" Homer asked.
"It's me, your new car..." said the car.
"You can talk?!" Homer asked.
"... yes... Now that you know too much, I must kill you..." said the car in an Alan Rickman voice.
Homer screamed.
"Oh stop wailing..." said the car in Alan Rickman's voice.
Meanwhile Oscar and Bart were taking Timmy Thomas about town. Oscar saw a album by someone called Timmy Thomas as that was the name written on it. Along with a picture of a black man.
Oscar laughed insanely and showed it to Timmy Thomas. "Look you made an album!"
Timmy rolled his eyes. "That's a different Timmy Thomas... I didn't make that..."
Oscar pouted.
"Oz please... I'm trying to get a new girlfriend... I was thinking a jailbird..." said Bart.
Bart got himself sent to Juvie. I dunno, he pushed over an old lady or something. Marge wept as he got sent away.
In the Juvie, a girl with black hair and pink chunking highlights called Gina Vendetti was there.
"Vendetta?!" Gino asked having been transferred to the Juvenile hall's crèche. He was wearing an orange prison jumpsuit.
"No, Gino. Vendetti..." said Bart.
"Oh..." said Gino Terwilliger.
However unfortunately for Bart, Gina wasn't interested and just kept beating him up.
As Bart was getting kneed in the groin by Gina. "I like babe's who play hard to get..." he said aroused.
Gina gave him bedroom eyes and kissed him before slapping him and beating him up again.
Then Duke Phillips as the Warden barked orders.
"Alright you brats! In this hall, I am in charge!" He bellowed. "Man I love the acoustics in here."
Then pigeons tried to fly in his mouth again...
"Gak! (Coughs and splutters) That's the fifth time that week!" said Duke Phillips.
...
Meanwhile in his evil car...
"Now Homer, we must always wear our seatbelt..." said the evil car. A seatbelt strapped Homer in.
"Oh thanks Mr Evil Car." said Homer but the seatbelt suddenly went tight and strangled him. Then the steering wheel started slamming into his face on a piston. Homer cried out from every hit.
"Ow! Oh! Ah! (Cries in pain)"
The car laughed maniacally.
Hugo watching the evil car drive around strangling Homer winced.
"It's probably a werecar..." said Oscar.
Hugo sighed.
"I want sharks with monkey arms!" Oscar screeched.
"Well that's not gonna happen! I am not going to my lab to make friggin sharks with monkey arms!" Hugo yelled.
Oscar pouted.
Meanwhile Bart got out of Juvenile Hall. By escaping, Shawshank Redemption style...
"What do babes like..." he asked himself. He saw Gramps kiss his new girlfriend Zelda. She was a hoochy who only liked him because he had a car. But Grampa didn't realise or cared.
"That's it! I'll learn how to drive! Then every girl will want me..." said Bart.
"Uh Bart... you're only ten... you can't get a driving license yet..." said Oscar.
"Pleeeaaaasee... That didn't stop me getting this tattoo right?" said Bart showing off his Mother Tattoo from the first episode.
"Touché." said Oscar.
"Guys you'll have to put Bart's story on hold! We have to rescue Dad!" said Lisa. They went off to rescue Homer from his evil car.
"I'd rather get a latte from Starbucks..." said Oscar.
Lisa frowned.
Elsewhere Captain Jack Harkness was talking to a carnival ground mechanical gyosy fortune teller machine.
"So in other words I can't die..." said Harkness.
"Sure you can die! You want to die?" asked the mechanical gypsy pulling out a laser gun.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
...
Oscar however wasn't interested in rescuing Homer and warped himself home. He was in the Simpson house attic having acquired liquor among other things... as he was unpacking them Hugo caught him.
"What are you doing in my lab without my permission?!" Hugo told him off. "Oh my gosh! Is that liquor?!"
"Maybe..." said Oscar.
"Oz. I like your little experiments as much as my own but you can't bring liquor into the house! My mom will kill me! Get rid of it!" said Hugo.
"It's not like you to be a goody two shoes... and this is just part of an experiment slash prank." said Oscar.
"Okay while Mom's out shopping right now. What is it..." said Hugo.
"I'm making Moe's Forget me shot." said Oscar.
"Why?" Hugo asked.
"Because if you test a pregnancy test on it the pregnancy test gives a positive reading! I'm gonna do this with all of Marge's pregnancy test kits..." said Oscar. "Then she'll think Homer got her pregnant and will withhold sex from him! Hehehehe!"
"Oscar you diabolical little... munchkin... come ere you...!" said Hugo at first we think he is disgusted by Oscar's prank but actually he loves it and boisterously scruffles Oscar's hair. Oscar giggled.
"Now make with the sharks with monkey arms..." said Oscar.
Hugo seethed frustrated.
Snake was breaking into a gold depository with um... Decapitating Harry...
"If anyone asks, tell them we're plumbers... and then start plumbing until they go away." said Snake.
"Okay. I'm Mario and your Luigi..." said Decapitating Harry.
Snake gawked. "Forget it... Just act natural..."
Decapitating Harry was wearing a Yucca. "What? This is nature..."
Hugo's attic.
"What's that?" Oscar asked pointing to a device.
"A hologram projector, It projects a green hologram of your head in the sky to scare people..." said Hugo.
"Coooool!" said Oscar.
Hugo groaned dreading what he was gonna do with the hologram projector.
Plot 3
Timmy Thomas came into the lounge dressed as a furry. Yes a furry...
"Are you into diaper furs?" He asked Daisy.
"Uh no. Because that would be zoophilia..." said Daisy. Let people fantasise about multi coloured cartoon animals like blue and purple foxes!
"No mysterious author..." said Daisy.
Timmy dressed as a furry sighed.
The Simpsons went about town. Bill the waffleman was still hurling waffles at everyone.
"I hope you like, Belgian!" He yelled hurling Belgian waffles.
The Simpsons sighed as waffles were thrown at them.
Homer still in the evil car groaned. "Oooooh! I need the bathroom..."
"I told you not to have the extra large soda..." said the evil car.
"Oh but I wanted it..." Homer whined.
At home. Oscar was playing the latest Dash Dingo game.
(Crash Bandicoot sounds)
"Just call me P-Dingo." said the new character.
Oscar sighed. "Skip cutscene! Skip!"
Dash was once again being menaced by the giant floating head of the evil Australian dude.
"Bwahahaha! prepare to be in deep didgeridoo forever! Gahahaha!"
"Not likely..." Oscar started playing the game.
The Simpsons then came across Mr Horse terrorising a walrus.
"Call the poliiiiiiiice!" said the walrus.
The Simpsons looked freaked out and disturbed.
Eventually the evil car dumped Homer out somewhere.
"Homer are you alright?" Marge asked.
"No..." said Homer.
They got a cab home.
Oscar was playing Dash Dingo, "Now where's that power wand..."
(Jungle video game music)
"Oh great more buzzsaw turtles..." said Oscar.
...
Once Homer was no longer shell shocked.
"Homer did you talk to Bart." Marge asked.
"About what?" Homer asked.
"About emotionally hurting women by not making time for his girl!" said Marge.
"So he bores his women by staring at a screen all day..." said Homer.
Bart was playing a video game on a Gameboy.
Marge grumbled.
Oscar was insisting Homer's new car was a werecar.
Lisa sighed exasperated.
"Bart you have to treat a lady better!" Marge nagged.
"Shooting aliens cones before my babes..." said Bart.
Marge grumbled.
Oscar was then watching Family Guy's literal take on Two and half men. with two men and a third man who has been sliced in half...
(Men screaming in horror)
"Aaaaaaagh!" and so on.
"Kill me!" cried the half of a guy.
Oscar laughed.
Hugo winced concerned. "Uh Oz, how is that funny..."
"Just is." said Oscar.
"Well I gotta say I am really concerned about Bart's grades." said Marge.
" Well I gotta say I am really concerned about Bart's grades." Michael McDonald sang mimicking her.
"Oh not this guy again..." Marge sighed.
"Oh not this guy again..." Michael McDonald sang.
Homer farted.
"Faaaaaaaaart!" Michael sang.
Marge sighed.
Oscar was flicking through the TV.
"Pick something to watch! Brat!" Homer yelled.
Oscar glared at him.
"Homer leave him alone!" Marge nagged.
...
Oscar then went out with Timmy Thomas, he was pushing his wheelchair for him.
"Oz... why did you kill my nurse..." Timmy sighed.
"Because she got in the way of us playing..." said Oscar.
"Oz I have to take five different pills a day just to stay alive..." said Timmy.
Oscar sighed.
"Did you bring my IV..." said the cute voiced boy.
"No..." said Oscar.
"I need that to live too.." said Timmy.
"Man you're areal barrel of laughs... NOT..." said Oscar.
The next day, the evil car tormented Homer by refusing to stop at Lard Lads.
"Oooooooh! ButI want some donuts..." Homer groaned.
"Homer you need to go on a diet, a permanent diet..." said the car.
Scare chord.
"That did sound ominous, right?" The Evil Car asked.
"Kinda..." said Homer.
The car grumbled.
The evil car ran over Moleman.
"Aaaaaah!" Moleman went flying.
Bart's room. Bart was wearing his Krusty head Feety pyjamas and reading a comic.
"Right that's it, binky boy..." said Oscar. He sent in his weird teddy bear creature, Teddy.
Teddy sniffed Bart down below with his big, wet shiny black nose.
Bart winced and fidgeted. "Ugh stop! You weird bear!"
Teddy frowned and sniffed him again.
Bart sweated and wriggled before pushing Teddy away.
Bart shot a deathly glare at Oscar.
Oscar collected his teddy bear creature and went to his room.
Bart got back to reading his comic.