The Debarted There is a new boy in Bart's class called Donnie who out pranks him causing Bart to humiliate himself trying to show he is the school prankster not this newbie. However Oscar recognises Donnie as Robert Jessie. A bully from the Jumanji Universe who is part of the group during their Sourcackle adventure.
Eventually Bart manages a prank to get his reputation as the school prankster back. But Donnie/Robert strangely takes the blame for the prank. Bart is grateful and befriends Donnie but it's revealed he is actually a snitch working for Skinner!
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "The art teacher is fat, not pregnant."
Oscar writes "Yeah, right... Spoilers!"
Bart rolled his eyes.
The couch gag is the the Simpsons sat on the couch being illustrated on a lite-brite toy with tiny colourful bulbs. Nobody messes with Adam We...
The episode starts with Marge driving the kids to school for some reason. Bart probably made them miss the bus again.
Bart decides to annoy Lisa for some reason. Well this is Bart after all... he slaps himself. "Ow Mom! Lisa hit me!"
"I did not!" said Lisa.
"Kids it's hard enough to concentrate while I drive as it is! While I'm also having to borrow your dad's car!" said Marge.
"Why did you think it was a good idea to park your car on a tar pit anyway?" Oscar asked.
"I thought it was a parking space! Okay?!" Marge yelled. "Now stop touching each other and behave!" Marge was checking things like the sun shields only to find a Homer was using a false ID. She gasped. Then in the glove compartment she found a gun and a bomb! She gasped even more.
Also Homer was running a taxicab service.
Bart was making silly faces at Lisa.
"Quit it Bart! Quit it! Quit it! Quit it!" Lisa yelled as he kept making ugly faces.
"Kids shut up and settle down!" Marge yelled. "Why can't you both be like your brother Hugo?!" Hugo was reading a big boring science book while wearing Bart's nerd glasses.
"Hugo stop wearing my glasses!" Bart took back his thick rimmed black glasses.
Hugo sighed.
Bart decided to divide up the back seat with a line. "I'll divide the seat up into my side and your side. The line is my leg!" said Bart. He kicked Lisa forcing her to smoosh against the window.
"Ugh! Mom!" Lisa groaned.
"The system works!" said Bart smirking. Lisa then kicked him rapidly with her soccer cleats. That's football cleats you yanks!
"Ungh! That isn't funny! You're wearing cleats!" Bart groaned as he got prickled by the sharp cleats.
Marge had o physically separate them. "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" She tried to force them apart but the car smashed into something.
"Oh no! I've collided with that Gremlin!" said Marge.
She had crashed into Hans Moleman's AMC Gremlin. He was taking the gremlin from Treehouse of Horror IV somewhere. His airbag inflated suffocating him.
Bart winced because the gremlin from Treehouse of Horror IV made a cut throat gesture at him.
Marge was surveying the damage. The front bumper had fallen off. Marge was worried about Homer's reaction to his car being wrecked.
"My car! My beautiful garish hot pink car!" Homer in a thinking cloud cried.
Marge for some reason let the kids independently walk to school. Bart went in rather than truant.
"I'm not stupid enough to truant while my mom is driving about town. And besides Leopold would catch me." said Bart as he entered the school.
"Kallae Kistnaaaaaaeee..." Oscar rasped.
Bart arrived at class late. Somehow he was later than Hugo who had already arrived. Oscar was missing third grade maths to narrate or make the story happen.
"Sorry I'm late! There was a car crash. Luckily I was not hurt..." said Bart smugly.
"Bart just sit down..." Mrs Krabappel sighed.
Bart could not take his usual seat because there was a new boy sat there. A tough looking blond boy trying to look rebellious.
"Mrs Krabappel I cant sit at my desk! There's a new kid there!" said Bart.
"Oh of course! How forgetful of me! Bart this is Donny he was transferred from Shelbyville." said Mrs Krabappel.
"Oh great... a Shelby dweeb..." Bart sighed.
"Yes everyone agrees with your hatred of Shelbyville Bart..." said Mrs Krabappel. "Willie hurry up with that makeshift desk and seat!" said Mrs Krabappel.
Willie dragged in a rotten, badly made desk with a toilet for a chair.
He parked the makeshift desk between Doony's and Nelson's desks. "Ach! There ye go ya wee beasty!" said Willie.
Bart sat on the toilet. "Hey this is rather convenient! I can take a dump during class!"
"No you can't Bart..." Mrs Krabappel sighed.
"Hey Mrs Krabappel! Your name sounds like crab apple! Did you go sour waiting for some to pick you?" Donny taunted the teacher.
"Eh... perhaps." Mrs Krabappel sighed.
Donny and Milhouse laughed.
"Dude that's not funny... Milhouse already made that joke back in season fifteen..." said Bart.
"That's why it's funny! This guy knows a good joke!" Milhouse giggles. Donny high fives him.
Bart groaned.
...
It was then recess. Donny put a bag of garbage on the seesaw and stomped on the other end, catapulting the bag of garbage into the school. It splattered against the wall.
The kids cheered for Donny.
"Isn't he awesome?"
"When he grows up, I want to be like me!" Ralph blurted out.
Oscar winced at him.
Bart was annoyed and got onto the picnic bench with Donny. "Hey newbie! I'm the resident bad boy and prankster around here! Capiche?" Bart warned him.
"Oh I Capiche alright... I capiche just fine..." said Donny with an attitude.
"Well you just keep on capiching... capiche?" said Bart.
"Period." said Donny.
Oscar laughed. "Period..."
"That's how we say full stop in the States..." Hugo sighed.
Bart decided to copy his catapult bags of garbage at the school. He put a bag of garbage on the seesaw and stomped on it to catapult the bag. However it did not travel very far and splattered all over Bart. Kids laughed as he lied there with spaghetti for hair, orange halves on his eyes and some brown stuff as a moustache.
"Eeeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
Bart groaned and wiped off the disgusting garbage.
"Eeeugh..." the girls groan as he goes off somewhere.
Oscar blundered over to Hugo.
"If it's asking for sharks with monkey arms you can forget it..." Hugo seethed.
Oscar frowned. Suddenly Otto ran past.
"Centipedes! Centipedes! They're crawling all over me!" The bus driver yelled.
"Uh..." said Oscar.
"He's obviously smoked, snorted or injected something Oz..." Hugo sighed.
"If Omi asks where I am, I'm at Foo Foo Island..." said Pimp Dojo following Otto around.
Hugo reads a book.
"Ohohoho! I love words!" said Martin.
Nelson turned into a tyrannosaurus and roared.
...
Homer was in a garage getting his pink car repaired. He must have found out. I don't know what his response to Marge was."I was upset and um annoyed..." Oh okay...
Raphael explains how long the repairs will take and offers a loan car.
Homer is relieved that it is not an evil car voiced by Jeremy Irons or Alan Rickman. It is a beautiful silver car. Homer is astonished he is getting a great deal. "There must be some catch. How much is this costing me?"
"Nothing. It's free Pally!" said Raphael.
"Hmmmmm..." said Homer.
"Look it is a courtesy car that comes as standard!" said Raphael.
"This is my loan car?" Homer burst out laughing. "You're so stupid! A hahahahaha!" He laughs all the way home as he drives a lovely new car.
Raphael shrugged.
Homer is driving as people stare at his rather expensive looking loaner car. He is singing about it.
Then his friends Lenny and Car are impressed by it.
"Wow! Nice wheels Homer!" said Lenny.
"What song does the horn play?" Carl asks.
"None." said Homer.
Season two Homer cried. "I wanted it to play La Cucaracha!" He sobbed.
Present Homer winced.
"Okay, please, please get a life Narrator!" Carl groaned.
"Continuity is important! Even way back to the oldest episodes!" said a disembodied, booming voice.
Lenny and Carl are in awe of the car.
Homer is then in his local suburb and starts ramming Bart's skateboard as he skateboards miserable about Donny.
"Hey! Quit it!" Bart whines.
"Come on! Wanna ride in daddy's new car?" Homer asks him.
"No..." said Bart.
"Come on..." Homer keeps ramming Bart. "Come on!" He still rams Bart. "I'll just keep ramming you..."
"Fine! I'll skateboard on the sidewalk!" said Bart going on the sidewalk.
"D'oh! Smart ass!" Homer groaned.
...
At home, the attic, Oscar is drawing Bart as himself when he was covered in garbage. He had spaghetti for hair, orange halves on his eyes and a brown moustache.
"Now he needs a friend..." Oscar drew a kid with a banana skin on their head and tomatoes for eyes and they were frowning with big thick eyebrows.
"Uh okay..." Hugo sighed.
Suddenly one of his pigeons knocked over a Bunsen burner causing a fire.
"Oh heavens! a fire!" Hugo gasped.
"Cooooool! Fire..." said Oscar. Um he likes fire..
"Oscar get out!" Hugo tried to get him to evacuate the attic.
"It buuuuuuurns!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo winced.
Meanwhile Homer was beeping his silent horn at Bart. Or perhaps he meant it doesn't make a corny sound like La Cucaracha or something else cheap and tacky.
"But I love that sound!" Season two Homer cried.
"Okay! I'll ride with you!" Bart yelled. He got in his Dad's new car.
Bart sighed upset as he held his skateboard.
"What is it son?" Homer asked. This goes completely against my portrayal of Homer as a jerkward who only loves his daughters.
"It's this new kid at school... Everyone thinks he's cooler than me..." Bart sighed.
"Well I think you're cool. And not just because I have to say that because I'm your dad." said Homer.
"Awwww! Thanks Dad!" said Bart.
"Now let's make the heater fight the air conditioner!" said Homer turning on the heater and the air conditioner. The hot and cold air combined into a cute little storm cloud. It flashed with lightning and rained inside the car.
"Oooooh look at the cute little storm cloud!" said Bart. the tiny storm cloud zapped him with lightning. "Ouch.."
"Now let the fans join in!" Homer turned on the fans. Suddenly the cute storm cloud turned into a little tornado!
"Ah! Twister!" Homer screamed as the tornado caused havoc inside the car. They jumped about as the tornado spun about in the car.
They laughed watching the tornado cause utter mayhem in the car as the vehicle rocked about.
...
Bart arrived home with a tiny tornado for a pet. The tiny tornado spun about blowing everything everywhere.
"Ooooooh! Bart get that thing out of here..." Marge sighed.
"Fine..." Bart turned it back into a cute little storm cloud. He went to his room.
"Narrator are you being silly again..." Marge sighed at the fourth wall.
Maybe...
At school one afternoon. Skinner and Willie were playing basketball in the gym for some odd reason.
"I'd join you, but last time we played Basketball I tore my anterior ligament." said Homer sitting on a bench eating popcorn.
"Whatever Mr Simpson..." said Skinner.
Then Bombardment! joined in. Aka Coach Krupt.
"You call that sport! There's no sport better than bombardment! Bombardment!" Coach Krupt threw dodgeballs at them.
Skinner and Willie had to abandon their game because of the insane gym teacher throwing dodgeballs at them.
Bart meanwhile is planning a prank on Skinner. He laughs deviously as he heads to the teacher's locker room. He takes out some iron foot insoles and clinks them together before laughing maniacally and putting them in Skinner's shoes. Bart then plays with two horseshoe magnets before heading off somewhere.
"Hehehe... top that Donny..." he said confidently.
Elsewhere in the school.
"Brian your girl trouble isn't because of your buck teeth, it's because of your moronic comments and because you stink like a swamp! GET A KISS FROM A GIRL!" Ace yelled.
Oscar laughed. Ace slapped him across the head.
"DON'T LAUGH! THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!" Ace yelled.
And continuing the Departed References...
"Who was John Lennon?" the teacher asked.
"The president of America before Lincoln!" said Oscar shouting out.
Everyone laughed except Ace who rolled his eyes.
At home. Marge did the vacuuming.
The tiny storm cloud floated about sparking with lightning bolts.
Marge sighed.
Plot 2
Skinner was on stage at the assembly hall because there was an assembly! Duh!
He was talking about a new lunch plan thingy for students who had school lunches.
"Yeah Skinner but how does that answer the fact that Lunch lady Doris can't cook and that the school cuts costs with things such as gym mat meat and mushed up newspapers..." said Oscar.
"Those newspapers are full of nutritional inks and fibre! And whuuuuh! Wel that was a one time for par on my part. Won't happen again." Skinner slipped. Then some force was pulling at his feet making him slide about the stage dancing.
Everyone laughed.
"Children these movements are involuntary!" Skinner yelled. "Somebody help me!" As he danced about sliding along the stage as something dragged him.
Under the stage Bart was playing with magnets.
"Coooool! This almost makes me want to know how Magnets work!" said Bart.
Hugo was wearing Bart's geeky glasses and wagging his eyebrows as he held up a big book on magnetism.
Bart sighed and rolled his eyes.
The performance of Skinner sliding about continued and him begging for help. At one point Bart left one magnet and pulled the other magnet down the other end of the stage to make Skinner do the splits. He screamed in agony. Bart laughed.
Eventually he dragged Skinner off stage and he went flying into something with a crash.
Bart arrived up from the under chamber of the stage via a trap door spinning some magnets. The kids cheered for him. Bart's magnets were smoking like freshly fired guns so he blew them. Then he swam across the crowd who carried him to an empty seat. Bart put away his magnets.
Skinner came in furious. "Until I find the culprit, no one leaves this assembly hall!"
"But some of us have after school clubs!" Milhouse whined.
Skinner jumped down from the stage. "I mean it! No one leaves this room until the culprit owns up!" said Skinner. "And when I'm through with them, I will be throwing out this government approved sanctions and I'll be using this!" A book on Catholic school punishments with frightened students on it.
"No Skinner! You will not be using that!" Chalmers scolded him.
"But sir! You never let me have any fun!" Skinner whined.
"Skinner! We can't raise a hand to any child here! Otherwise we can kiss our jobs goodbye!" said Chalmers.
"D'oh! I wish I was a principal of a catholic school..." Skinner sighed.
"Yeah, yeah..." Chalmers sighed.
...
What seemed like hours later.
Everyone was bored.
Oscar put up his hand.
"Oscar did you do this?!" Skinner asked.
"No..." said Oscar. "Honestly it wasn't me."
"Well do you know who did this?" Skinner asked.
"Nope. And even if I did, I'd never tell." said Oscar.
"So why do you have your hand up then?" Skinner asked.
"While we're stuck here, can you force feed Uter a giant chocolate cake made by Lunch Lady Doris?" Oscar asked.
"Oz is that a Matilda reference?!" Lisa groaned.
"Yes..." said Oscar.
"No stop being silly Oscar." Skinner told him off. "Now what is it?!"
"I really have to go to the bathroom." said Oscar.
"There is no bathroom!" Skinner yelled. Get to da choppa!
"Skinner you can't deprive someone of a bathroom break... it's illegal..." said Oscar.
"Oh you and what army?" Skinner asked him.
"Um Ralph's dad?" said Oscar.
Chief Wiggum broke in with a swat team.
"Ah the old hold everyone hostage to get a kid to squeal... not on my watch Seymour..." said Wiggum as he escorted all the kids out.
Skinner groaned.
"Ralphie goes to bed at four." said Wiggum.
Everyone laughed.
Donny frowned at Bart.
The hallway. Oscar had fallen asleep standing up.
Ace snapped his fingers near his face to wake him.
Oscar awoke suddenly. "I was dreaming about a spinach and cheese pop tart!"
Ace winced.
"Mudfish, mudfish!" said Oscar jabbering.
...
The next day Bart had TPed the puma statue.
"Who vandalised the puma?!" Skinner yelled.
"Principal Skinner." Donny came forward.
Everyone gasped.
Bart was worried he'd squeal.
"I did it." said Donny.
Bart was surprised but relieved.
"That's it young man! Report to my office immediately!" Skinner picked Donny up by the hood of his jumper.
"Thanks dude! But why?" Bart asked him.
"That's what friends do!" said Donny.
"Well anyone who takes the rap for me is a friend of mine!" said Bart shaking his hand. "See me when you get out!"
In Skinner's office with the door shut. Skinner looks as if he is about to spank Donny. "We,come to the club!" However he gently rests his hand on Donny's shoulder. "We've been looking for someone to get in Bart's inner circle for a long time..."
"And with your help, Bart will go away for a long time..." said Chalmers.
"Well the longest we can punish a kid is a ten day suspension." said Skinner.
"That's long to a kid..." said Chalmers.
Skinner explained they had many previous attempts to get a mole on Bart. "Ralph, Uter... that kid with the huge mole on his face..."
There was a kid with a huge mole on his lip talking to Bart.
"Mole! Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the mole but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face!" Bart screamed. "I'm gonna cut that off, chop it up and make some guacamole!"
The mole kid sighed. "There. Is it out of your system now...?"
"And even Doug the trendy cool School guidance councillor hasn't been the same since Bart dealt with him." said Skinner.
"Now what are your future ambitions dude?" Doug asked someone at his desk.
His client was a pigeon. XD. It cooed.
Hugo saw this and laughed hysterically.
"Don't worry. I won't let you down Skinner." said Donny.
Bart was lurking about.
"Now remember I have to come across as a jerk." said Skinner.
"I'll be on you like a numerator over a denominator young man!" Skinner was acting as if he was still telling off Donny.
Bart took Donny somewhere in a friendly manner.
His treehouse of course.
Bart bought some blue vines candy.
"Blue vines? I haven't seen these before?" said Donny.
"That's because I had to import them. I know a guy." said Bart. I wonder who that guy is...
Donny and Bart eat one vine each. Then Bart shows off his blue tongue because the blue vine candy makes your tongue blue.
After showing off their blue tongues, Bart explained all the perks of being in his gang. Sick notes, hall passes.
"And a cootie catcher that lets you marry anyone!" said Nelson holding a cootie catcher/Paku-Paku.
"I call them Pecky because it looks like big paper beak..." said Oscar.
"Right..." said Bart.
"And I like to grab people's noses with it." said Oscar.
"Okay..." said Bart.
Bart as a test to test Donny's loyalty, gave him a spare blue vine for the road. If anyone else other than Donny had a blue tongue then he knew he was a double agent.
...
Donny was at his locker when Oscar shut his locker to interrogate him.
"So you've got people calling you Donny ey? Robert?" Oscar knew him by another name.
"What are you doing here dweeb?!" Robert/Donny pinned Oscar against the lockers.
"I'm attending this school for a while..." said Oscar. "Bart is my friend. "Just as Peter is..."
"Will you stop going on about that dweeb?!" Robert said harshly.
"No. When will you and your sister stop being completely nuts and beating up my friends.
"Hey it's not my fault they're freaks with a freaky magic board game!" Robert retorted.
"And it's not their fault your parents are divorced. They just need to love each other more..." said Oscar.
"Dweeb... you can't make people fall in love... unless you find something from that magic jungle world in your board game... My parents just decided to stay until after they had me and my sister."
"Now leave me alone! I have to be somewhere..." said Robert/Donny.
"I'll find out whatever it is faster than you can say Sourcackle!" said Oscar.
Donny/Robert winced.
Oscar rang Peter Shepherd on his Cell.
"Baaaaaath Tiiiiiiime!" Peter sang in a silly voice.
"Robert's in the Simpsons universe going by the name Donny..." said Oscar.
"Uh... okay..." said Peter.
Oscar ended his call and headed to class or something.
"My cat's name is mittens." Ralph for the millionth time mentioned.
"Shut up lime! I know I have orders from the king of the potato people!" Oscar yelled.
Martin hushed him.
"Do not hush me! Mr Flibble is very cross!" Oscar put a penguin puppet on his hand.
Mart winced.
Outside Nelson was talking about the benefits of fresh huckleberries. "Once you go fresh, you never will go back to canned..."
Oscar came across a shady kid in the hall. "I've got what you need." In his jacket he had red vines and blue vines.
Oscar put on some sunglasses. "Take the red vines Oscar and we see how far this rabbit hole goes..."
The red and blue vine smuggler kid was speechless with bafflement.
...
Bart and his friends except Donny were playing with their juice boxes by squirting juice at each other.
Oscar was squirting the juice into his mouth.
"That looks like fun! Can I join?" Lisa asked.
"Sure!" said Bart. He and his friends squirted Lisa with juice.
She was later seen going to the kitchen muttering about things not being fun if not everyone is having fun. She is wiping the juice off of herself with a towel.
Lisa finds Marge siphoning ketchup from ketchup sachets into the ketchup bottle. "Mom are you just refilling the ketchup with sachets to save money?!"
"What's it to ya?" Marge asked as she squirted ketchup from the sachets into a bottle of ketchup.
"Can you do that with relish?" Lisa asked her.
"Um no, I'm kinda embarrassed to be doing this." said Marge. "Now where's those mustard sachets?"
"Yoink!" said Oscar taking the mustard sachets while holding a hammer.
"Oscar you're not thinking about doing that are you?" Marge asked.
Oscar was at the piano in the front lounge and some mustard sachets he was smacking them with a hammer while singing "Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!"
Bart laughed.
Homer seethed.
He then headed into the kitchen with a bunch of flowers for Marge. He offered her a drive in his loan car and unlocked it from the kitchen. A car beeped from a modern unlocking system.
"Did you just unlock the car from here?" Marge asked.
"Mmmmmmhhmmmm!" said Homer.
"Ooooooh!" Marge swooned.
Homer took her on a romantic drive with various car gadgets such as candles and a champagne dispenser.
"Coooool! It's like James Bond's Aston Martin and Inspector Gadget's Gadget car made love..." said Oscar.
"Hey this is our romance scene! Go away!" Homer yelled at him.
Oscar sighed and teleported back indoors.
Homer took Marge to a nice restaurant or something...
Plot 3
Bart at school had made Donny his new sidekick in pranks.
"I can't believe he ditched us..." Milhouse sighed.
"Ah well. I'm working my own my own partnership with Ace." said Oscar.
"Can I join?" Milhouse asked him.
"No." said Oscar.
Milhouse sighed.
Bart's latest prank involved starting a lunchbox fight to distract Skinner. He clonked Richard with his lunchbox. "Ow!"
Then Donny helped Bart into Skinner's office and he took the staff room keys. Bart's plan was to unleash a plague of crickets into the staff room. But to their horror and confusion the faculty was now an empty room with two desks. Skinner immediately locked them in and put up a detention sign.
"Awww shucks..." Bart groaned n the cooler.
In the cafeteria. A boy was stripped down to his undies and was smearing boiling hot mashed potato on himself.
Oscar winced.
"Eh... I've seen worse when tripping on acid..." said Lunch Lady Doris.
The boy was still smearing hot mashed potato on himself.
Bart next painted Kick me on Skinner's back. Kearney tried to kick him. But he revealed under a false piece of fabric it actually read the name of a fraternity encouraging studying. Kearney felt compelled to read.
Bart was confused.
Donny shot a spit wad at Skinner. Skinner went in a cupboard and read the spit wad message. It read "Keep an eye on the band candy."
Bart and his friends had got to a crate and opened it. But instead of candy there were carrots. Bart was confused.
Oscar fed a carrot to the school bunny. Bart face palmed.
"Haaaaauuuuw! Bunny..." Oscar squealed.
Then Bart found a photo copier and sat on it with his pants down to photocopy his butt. Unfortunately the photocopier was installed on a rotating wall and he found himself in a packed art class where pupils were painting. He suddenly realised he was stuck as someone had glued him to the copier. Bart struggled.
Skinner was holding some glue and laughing.
...
Oscar was leaving art class laughing and chatting to Ace.
"I saw Bart's dinky! (Penis)" said Oscar.
"No you did not!" Bart yelled.
"Bart everyone saw your wiener..." said Ace.
"Shut up!" Bart whined and stormed off.
"Skinner's always five steps ahead of me! But how?!" Bart pondered as Willie was raking leaves. His leaf pile burped.
"Ach! Get out of me leaf pile you lousy drunk!" Willie yelled at Barney. Barney climbed out of the pile of leaves and went off somewhere.
Bart winced.
...
Meanwhile Homer was enjoying his temporary car until his pink one gets repaired. And those weird Homer clones attack again!
"No! Those are in every Spring!" said Homer clone 1.
"No! Those are in every Summer!" said Homer clone 2.
"No! Those are in every Fall!" said Homer clone 3.
"No! Those are in every Winter!" said Homer clone 4.
They were standing in the middle of the road shouting this repeatedly.
The real Homer winced.
At school in the playground the other kids liked Donnie.
"So cool!" said Milhouse.
"Wow..."
"Look, new kid, I'm the head hamster in this habitrail, capisce?" said a talking hamster greaser to a guinea pig. Look I can be stupid and nonsensical too!
"Well, maybe there's a new guinea pig in your cage." said a guinea pig jock.
"Daaaaaaawwww! Guinea piggies! And hammy hams!" Oscar squealed.
Milhouse winced embarrassed of a Oscar squealing at cute animals.
...
After Willie was finished Bart spoke to him.
"I put a tack on his chair. He swaps places with me! I throw a tomato! He's making a salad!" Bart rants.
"Ach I shouldn't tell this boy but..." said Willie.
"Because you're an undead janitor who kills kids in their dreams Freddy Krueger style?" asked Bart.
"No! Because I know how Skinner is getting the drop on ye. He has a snitch who has infiltrated your clan!" said Willie.
"Really now?! Thanks Willie!" said Bart.
Bart took his friends on a bike ride.
"Where are we going Bart?" Donny asked.
They stopped in a field.
Gentlemen one of you is a snitch!" Bart explained angry.
His friends gulped.
"Now who could it be? My best friend? My former bully now other best friend... or the new kid I've just met..." Bart slowly interrogates his friends. "Grab Milhouse's arms and legs!"
Nelson grabbed Milhouse's arms and Donny held his legs.
"Ah! Why?!" Milhouse whined.
"Why indeed Milhouse... you've been resentful of being my sidekick and living in my shadow for ages." said Bart.
"No! I like your shadow! It's nice and cool!" Milhouse whined. At Bart's commend Bart's friends put him in a locker and shut him in.
Donny looked worried.
"Don't worry Donny. We'll let him out in a few hours." said Bart.
After they left Milhouse Cleatus arrived.
"Wow! An outhouse from the future!" said Cleatus.
"Hey! I'm in here!" whined Milhouse.
"Be quiet Robo-potty!" said Cleatus.
"Yes sir..." Milhouse sighed.
...
In the tree house.
"Now that we've taken care of our rat problem..." said Bart. He discussed his plan. "We are gonna egg Skinner's house. We've already egged Skinner's car. Skinner's car has been blown up numerous times... mostly by Oscar. And I once egged his father's grave."
"That's a little too far Bart. Even by my standards..." said Nelson.
"But this egging will be different. We will be using ostrich eggs! You can't buy these! You have to buy an ostrich and wait for her to lay eggs..." said Bart.
"Didn't Don Knotts die of too many ostriches?" Nelson asked.
"No he didn't!" Bart groaned.
The boys admired the large ostrich egg.
"And to think that came out of a butt..." said Nelson.
"With Skinner's fat out of the way he can't get the jump on us!" said Bart.
However he did as Bart and Nelson were dumped in a dust cart full of garbage. Bart had spaghetti hair again and oranges for eyes and a brown moustache. I hope that's not poop...
Nelson had a banana skin on his head and tomatoes for eyes.
"Ay carumba! we're garbage people!" said Bart. He pulled himself out of the garbage to find he had been given a makeover hobo style. He was wearing a dirty several weeks old diaper and smelly rotten socks on his feet. Bart climbed out of the bin and ripped off his diaper and threw it in the bin.
"How did he know?!" Bart asked.
"Beats me, but there's a rat about still and I'll pound him!" said Nelson making a fist.
"Well we both need a bath first. See ya at school tomorrow." said Bart.
"Smell ya later." said Nelson.
...
At school the next day Bart was being lectured by Skinner. "There's no point planning anything Bart. I know your every move..." said Skinner. But he had a blue tongue. Bart gasped. Blue vines! Now he knew who the real rat was!
"Milhouse I'm really sorry! Can you ever forgive me?" Bart begged him.
"Of course! But you have to let me play naked basketball at least once." said Milhouse laughing.
"Fine..." Bart sighed.
The gang went on another bike ride. They planning before hand to mix coke and mentos and explode a storage building this way that was on the school grounds. But Bart took a detour.
"Bart where are we going?" Donny asked.
"Gentlemen I was wrong about Milhouse being a snitch. The real rat here is... Donny! Seize him!" Bart yelled.
Milhouse and Nelson grabbed him.
"Ah! How did you know?!" Donny whined.
"Because Skinner has a blue tongue. I gave you that extra blue vine as a test... you could have just eaten it yourself but you gave it to who you were really loyal to!" said Bart.
"D'oh! And I would have gotten away with it!" Donny groaned.
"Donny, when we're finished with you, you will be absolutely hated throughout the school as a snitch... and even prisons hate snitches..." said Bart. "Nelson, Milhouse. Throw him in the locker!"
They put Donny in the locker.
"You can't win Bart! Wherever you prank there'll be a snitch one step ahead of you!" Donny yelled.
...
At school Skinner and Chalmers bursted into the storage hut they assumed Bart would prank only to find he wasn't there.
But there was a note with a picture of Donny hanging in a noose dead. "We know who your snitch is." read the note.
"Skinner! You said this plan was fool proof!" Chalmers yelled.
"It was! I have no idea how Bart found out Donny was the snitch!" said Skinner.
At school the next day. Bart hand the bullies enacted a mass purge of the school snitches. Ie Martin, Database, ham, Cosine, Donny, Franky the Squealer's son, Ralph etc.
Skinner was astonished to find them all beaten up and stuffed in their lockers with a warning for them to shut up and stop snitching or they'll get worse..."
"Simpsoooooon!" Skinner yelled.
...
At school Donny was universally hated by everyone for being a snitch. He was chased in the halls by angry mobs. His only safe haven was the nerds' secret hideout from The Last Temptation of Homer.
"Drink your prune juice!" The black nerd shouted at him as he forcefully gave him a cartoon of prune juice.
Meanwhile Bart was hanging about with Milhouse and Nelson. "Guys we're just like the Marauders from Harry Potter. We even had our own Peter Pettigrew..." said Bart.
"You read the Harry Potter books..." said Nelson.
"Nope. Only watched the film." said Bart.
Donny had been reduced to a Peter Pettigrew like state and was giggling madly and rubbing his hands.
"Take a hike rat boy..." said Bart.
At Assembly.
"Thank you, children." sand Skinner. "Welcome to the unveiling of our new school lunch purchasing plan, known as the Flex Plan. Students may spend up to ten points per day in up to four of seven categories. Unused points roll over week to week but not month to month. Categories not included : meat, dairy, vegetables..." basically that means the tokens are invalid... Oh I get it, he's a tight fisted old Scrooge...
Skinner scanned the hall. So many kids were injured and wearing bandages and casts. "I'm also aware Bart and the other trouble makes and the bullies instigated a purge/mass lynching of all my tattletales/snitches. And now you're all too frightened to squeal for me."
The narks, nerds and geeks were sad and frightened,
"Not me Principal Skinner!" said Lisa unhurt.
Francine, Donna and her friends suddenly started beating up Lisa.
"Never mind..." Lisa groaned bruised and with a bloody nose.
...
In a scrap yard. Bart and the bullies were beating up Donny.
"Okay I think he's had enough." said Bart.
Donny spat out a tooth.
"Why'd you do it, man?" Bart sort of whined and yelled. He was more dejected and disappointed with Donny than angry.
"Look, you don't start out wanting to be a rat. Sometimes it's your only option." said Donny. "Skinner and Chalmers wanted to get someone inside your organization someone with no history."
Skinner and Chalmers were looking through case files of new kids attending the school to infiltrate Bart's circle of friends.
"Too cute," A very cute kid. "too tall," A very tall kid. "too Siamese," An Asian kid. "too Siamese." Siamese twins...
Hugo laughed hysterically when he saw the photo of the Siamese twins.
"Hugo, you were a Siamese twin..." said Chalmers.
"How much for that one?" Skinner asked.
Back at the scrapyard.
"I'm sorry, Bart." said Donny.
"You were like a brother to me." Bart sighed tearfully.
"Hey!" Hugo yelled sounding like Tombi when he found his Grampa's bracelet had gone missing.
"We were going to take wood shop together and make nunchucks. And then take people to our lockers and show them our nunchucks." said Bart upset with Donny.
"I hate you!" Donny screamed like Anakin Skywalker on the lava planet Mustafa as his legs were burning from the lava.
Plot 4
Homer was called up to say his car was repaired. He wanted to keep his new car. Then he wanted his old car back because someone was mistreating it. It's stupid...
At school. Lunchtime.
Bart was up to no good, as usual. With a devilish smirk on his face, the troublemaker was putting a can of mosquitoes in an unexpecting kid's lunchbox. Later when it was time to eat, the kid in question. Probably that snitch Arthur who was always snitching on him. Well anyway, when the kid opened his lunch box, mosquitoes flew out and buzzed around bothering him before fleeing.
Bart laughed but decided the prank was terrible. Mosquitoes don't do anything except fly away. They only bite at night. He told himself. Bees or hornets would have been better. "Note to self. Use hornets next time."
"Well it's about time somebody upstaged Bart. His tricks are getting a bit old, don't ya think?" said Jessica Lovejoy to Wanda.
"Really?" Wanda asked.
"All he's been doing lately is sawing chair legs halfway, messing with the cafeteria food, using fart machines during class, and releasing wild dogs in the school. I say he could do a little better." said Jessica.
Bart pulled a face at her. He stuck out his tongue rudely.
Suddenly Oscar ran past him screaming and being chased by angry wild dogs.
"Okay maybe that prank ran its mileage..." Bart said to himself.
Anyway my attempts to strip out the boring crap meant none of the Simpsons except Bart saw Homer's loaner car.
Well When Lisa got home from school.
"I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing." said Lisa admiring Homer's silver loaner car.
Bart was walking around the drive with a tiny cute little thunder cloud sparkling with lightning.
Marge face palmed. Then she had something to say.
"Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man?"
"Even Walt Disney?" asked Homer. Giving a silly, nonsensical response.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Lisa sighed.
...
At School Donny, Martin and Database tried to spy on Bart but were being spied on by Oscar. He gave the bullies a signal and they were upon the nerds and Donny, beating them up.
Oscar then went over to the bins to find Jimbo and his friends stuffing Martin, Database and Donny into bins. They were covered in smelly garbage.
"Coooool. Garbage people!" said Oscar.
Oscar then daydreamed Donny with cold spaghetti in his hair, rotten orange halves on his eyes and a brown moustache of something unpleasant.
Database wearing a brown banana skin, Tomatoes for eyes and wearing old rotten socks on his feet and a stinky old diaper.
Martin was wearing a giant smelly old fish head, a tire around his waist and rotten socks on too.
Then there were Growlches from his favourite cartoon. Furry creatures with big wet red shiny noses and pizza slice shaped guns on their arms that shot gooey pizza cheese at you.
And then to top it all off there were Garbagemon from Digimon.