You think you know Date A Live…
(canon Date A Live characters pop up for a few seconds, with some creepy music)
You think you know Westcott…
(Westcott himself pops up for a few seconds, creepy music increases slightly)
But you don't know…
(creepy music intensifies…)
His son.
(creepy music abruptly stops.)
Aii: (in middle of a hand raise) I have a question for him. (Lowers hand) If your American, how come your not morbidly overweight from all that processed food?
Mai: Yeah, and how have you not pulled out your phone to complain on Twitter every 5 seconds?
Mii: That's so lame.
Michael: Well; nothing to teach this class.
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Michael: You've got literal bags for eyes, ma'am.
Reine: I haven't slept in over 30 years.
Michael: (hesitates with his response, trying to be nice) … Need a new mattr- (Kotori slaps him) OW! WHAT?!
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Hiroto: You act like your life's the worst thing in the world, Mike. You have incredible Dragonball-like superpowers, fly over the city in a spaceship, and you live with 10 dream girls that don't wanna be around anybody else but you.
Michael: (slowly looks at him as if he just said the most stupidest thing on the planet. His voice cracks on his response) … EXACTLY!
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Freya: oooooooh. Hate this section of the lab, always dim-lit… (realizes she flew into and landed on top of Michael) GAH! I'M-SO-SORRY!-SO-SORRY! I was just looking around, I heard some noises, and… (really takes a look down at Michael and leans in closer to him, Michael couldn't help but slightly blush, and she responds with the most nonchalant expression on her face) Wow, your really cute.
(Some of the Spirits immediately react to her statement. Tohka especially with her fists balled up and cutely growling.)
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Miku: Last one! Promise!
(either completely ignoring him or just blowing him off, and reaching over to get another dress, this one yellow and it did look pretty… Then she looked down at it… and back at Michael… that look on her face… he could swear he saw horns grow out of each side of her head, with evil 'mwahahaha' laughter echoing in the now underworld-fiery background…)
Michelle (Michael): … no… No… Miku, no! Stay back!
(Miku blatantly ignored him and darted into the fitting room without his consent before shutting the curtains behind them. Good thing too, for now the shop assistant could not see the carnage being committed behind it, though she still stared at it in shock. Whatever was going on back there caused the curtain to keep flapping and the fitting room booth to rock back-and-forth as if they were in some kind of cartoon, which also caught the attention of other customers.)
Featuring New Locations…
Michael: Tohka. This is not Hawaii. We're in the Key West.
Tohka: Then where are all the keys?
(Michael facepalms)
Kurumi: Ya know, It's hard to imagine we're here other than for you to see us in some swimsuits… (Michael is shown slowly removing his hand from his face, looking at Kurumi, the water, back to Kurumi. Then slowly smiles at her, causing Kurumi to loose her own slightly quicker. The camera now faces the water so we can't see the group anymore) No. Michael! MICHAEL STOP! DON'T YOU DA-WAAAAAAH!
SPLASH!
New Enemies…
Kaguya/Yuzuru: Raphael! El Kanaph! (After combining their powers, they prepared to unleash they're most powerful attack)
Beelphegor: Me-OOOOW! You call THAT a bow and arrow?! (With energy gathering in her hands, she forms a purple metal bow and arrow, but not at as large as Kaguya's and Yuzuru's fused Angel. It was still similar in shape. She then loaded it with an arrow from the quiver on her back, which glowed with energy when it was loaded, firing at the same time the Yamais' did.)
BOOM!
And a whole new mystery to unravel.
Michael: I know it sounds crazy, and again, please don't take this wrong; but when I go near her, I (mental image of Reine forms looking back at him)… I feel this pain. It's like… sorrow… regret… shame… all rolled into one… I can't really explain it; but it feels like these emotions… aren't even mine…
(Kerubiel's Eyes open for an attack before launching them.)
Michael: I don't know who you think I am, okay?! I'm just a guy! A guy who can absorb Girl Power through a smooch!
Mayuri: (her voice speaks over the other Spirits fighting Kerubiel) There must always be a Vessel, Michael… Your the Inheritor… (her voice now speaks over the other Spirits fighting Rinne's Tree's roots) the one who will restore and maintain the balance between our worlds…
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Michael: (feels a sudden new sensation on his back. While it was soft, it felt a little too soft to be a washcloth…) Y-Yuzuru… d-did Origami put you up t- oooooh! (Michael had to force his mouth shut. Not only did Yuzuru start "cleaning" him again, but she was also gasping right into his ear while doing so… was this really happening?!)
Yuzuru: Ah... Ah… Q-Question: … You feel stiff all of a sudden. Do you not like it?Origami said you'd like something like this.
Michael: (speaks with clenched teeth) I'm gonna fold her into one…
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Aii: So… all those things. Tohka fighting against that ball-kanju-thing. All of (takes a few seconds to look around the room and then pointed all over, mentioning both the Natsumi thing and everything else before that) … This. Was because of Aliens?
Kotori (child): We're NOT aliens! We're Spir-!
Michael: (playfully slaps a hand over her mouth to shut Kotori up) Yes. Exactly.
(The trio and Hiroto look absolutely shocked, though Mai broke the silence)
Mai: … How'd you deal with all of that?!
Michael: I'm lame like that, I guess.
Date A Live: Son of Westcott!
Origami (child): (raises hand) Daddy. I have to go potty.
Michael: (decides to ignore the fact that Origami called him daddy again, despite how many times he requested her not to) You do not have to go potty.
Origami (child): I might go right here.
Michael: (controls his rising temper) You will not go right here.
Origami (child): You'll have to help me change my pantie-…
Michael: GOOOOOOOOO! Go in the bathroom! (Origami gets the messages and goes go off on her own, but whether or not it was to actually go potty was unclear) … *sigh*… (looks up at the ceiling as if talking to somebody) When does Empty Nest start?
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