The mysterious figure turns towards Jimmy Two Shoes finally revealing his appearance and also confirming that he is indeed human just like him. He has brown hair and blue eyes, he looks to be around Jimmy's height and seems to be a year older than him and Heloise. The person looked back at him, a stare down ensued until Lucius came and called for Jimmy before being chased by his dog.
After a moment, Two Shoes decided to start the introduction. "Hello I'm Jimmy, this is Beezy and this is Heloise." He said as he gestured to the respective person and they greeted back. "What's your name?" He asked. "My name is also Jimmy, Jimmy McGill." Jimmy McGill replied astonished at another Jimmy. Two shoes was also astonished with another Jimmy.
"WOW, now there's two of them" Beezy said in awe.
"Jimmy? Wow what a coincidence." Came Two Shoe's excited voice.
"Yeah! One of the only humans I managed to find and it happens to be another Jimmy," Jimmy McGill replied.
"I know right? It's so cool" Jimmy said with his upbeat tone. "Hey, come and meet my best friends!" He said as he gestured to Beezy and Heloise.
Jimmy McGill checked for cars and went to their side of the streets, then he looked at the pair behind Jimmy Two Shoes. He eyed at the tall demon, "Beezy, correct?" Jimmy asked. The red demon replied, "That's correct, Beezy J Heinous son of Lucius Heinous the Seventh" He declared, "Also check this out." He puts a foot in his mouth and walked around using his tail as substitute. The other Jimmy giggled at the scene while Heloise face palmed.
"OOOOOKAY then." Said McGill, baffled at the display he is seeing. He turned to the Girl in the red dress.
"And I take it you're Heloise?" Jimmy said.
"That's my name, nice to meet you Jimmy #2" She said as she extended out a hand.
Jimmy hesitated for a moment before reaching out to shake her hand. When his hand met contact he was unpleasantly shocked by electricity. Heloise let out an evil chuckle at the charred Jimmy seeing him falling for her trick.
"What was that for?!" Jimmy yelled not happy with the 'shock therapy' he just experienced.
"That's how I say hello! Better get used to it. Oh, what am I saying, you WILL get used to it." Heloise said in a sweet and cute tone despite what happened.
Jimmy stared at the girl in horror, but then he noticed something familiar about her, why does she look familiar? Suddenly it clicked, it was from a wanted poster of a serial killer he remembered seeing; apart from the head scar he noticed on her forehead, she seemed to match every description of her looks. He wonders what would happen if she and Ted Bundy met. Could this be her? No, Miseryville wasn't hell as he was told so the girl before her would probably be her long lost twin or something or purely a coincidence. In addition, last time he checked she was alive and still on the loose.
"Right, and do you always zap people?" Asked Jimmy.
"I use other methods and machines, it's pretty much my job here, to invent things to cause misery." Heloise replied.
"So basically you're some sort of a mad scientist." Jimmy said. To which Heloise nodded.
Jimmy continued to talk to her and the more he did, the more he realized he shouldn't be surprised about this crazy girl. He turned to Beezy again: now he has both feet in his mouth and is bouncing with his tail like a pogo stick. He, like Heloise, is also someone to be studied, and how in the world is what he's doing possible?
"I'm guessing you're new here." Said Heloise breaking him out of his trance. He took a second to reply, "Yeah, not even a day in and I'm already weirded out." Jimmy said as he continues to stare at Beezy in disbelief. "Like I said before, you'll get used to it" She responded.
"So, am I to expect more of things like this with these two?" Jimmy asked looking at Beezy and Jimmy; with a tinge of nervousness that sounds like he was afraid of the answer.
Heloise laughed, "Expecting?" then snorted, "Please it's guaranteed, things like this will always happen between these two, and oh boy they've done worse, way worse" She spoke now with an evil grin. "And you're going to witness even worse as well, that's what you should be "expecting"." Heloise finally finished.
After hearing what she just said Jimmy looked at her with a poker face. Heloise tried not to laugh at the sight but it was too hard not to and within seconds she bursts out laughing with tears.
'What have I gotten myself into' Jimmy thought.
It was then the other Jimmy interjected, "Don't worry, Miseryville isn't all bad, it has a lot of cool places. How about we give you a tour?"
Jimmy shrugged his shoulders, this action signified the "go ahead" for Jimmy.
"Beezy, Heloise!" Jimmy declared. "Let's show our new best friend around." The other Jimmy mumbled. "But we just met." Whatever he said fell on deaf ears as Jimmy and his friends ran off leaving Jimmy in the dust. He came out of his stupor and starts running after them trying to catch up, "Wait wait wait!"
…
City Plaza
The two Jimmies and friends walked through the city plaza where many Miservillians commute. The city plaza is loaded with buildings with what seems to be TV screens on them. The sight of the sea of high rises impressed McGill, it reminded him of Time Square when he visited New York with his family as a kid.
"This is the Miseryville city plaza. The center of the city," said Two Shoes, "There's lots of cool places to go here such as…"
He seems to have a hard time recollecting any good places they can go to, just why can't he remember? Jimmy furrowed his brow waiting in anticipation as to what "cool places" he is talking about. Jimmy was sweating bullets as he didn't want to ruin the tour for his new friend, but fortunately for him, Beezy and Heloise came in to help.
"You can stay at a nice hotel where you can rest and relax," Heloise said gesturing one of the high rise.
"Oh, oh, the bowling alley, they serve pizzas there too, nice delicious scrumptious pizza" Beezy gestured to the building in question, and he could practically taste the pizza.
"Or the dance house," Both Beezy and Heloise said gesturing to the building "where you can dance with your best friends." They then looked and narrowed their eyes at each other remembering their time there all too well.
Jimmy looked curiously at the two, in fact he was more interested in them than the places they were pointing out. When they pointed out the dance house, something told him these two shared an interesting history together. Were they dance buddies at one point but split up because of some sort of conflict?
The other Jimmy finally interjected as his friends' recommendations were enough to jog his memory. "You can go to the movie theater, you gotta watch the movie Max Lynch with us." Jimmy excitedly said as Beezy snapped a picture and took out the photo giggling.
"There's also the stadium where you can watch the soccer games and see Wreckem dominate every round!" Jimmy said wearing his wreckem shirt. Beezy snapped more photos and shouted "GOOOOAAAL!"
"I'm not really a big soccer fan, sorry" Jimmy replied. This ended Two Shoe's fanboying and moved on to his next location.
"Moving on, you can go to a concert and listen Runny and the nose bleed" Jimmy said as Heloise blasted one of their music through a radio jamming to it with Beezy snapping more pictures.
"The music is OK I guess."
This response blind-sighted the three. For the first time ever they have found someone who doesn't enjoy Runny and the Nosebleed.
"You don't like Runny and the Nosebleed?" The trio said, surprised.
"Look," Jimmy began. "I just… it's that…" He stuttered trying to get a sentence out. "I know that you all like this band and perhaps everyone else in this world does, but I came from a different world so the music probably just doesn't… resonate with me as much."
Jimmy and Heloise nodded, they understood what he meant, but a certain red demon replied in an outraged tone.
"You have a terrible taste of music!"
"Terrible taste?" Jimmy angrily replied. "I'll show you how terrible of a taste I have."
Jimmy went to the radio, he pulled out a cassette tape and replaced the one already inside with his. He pressed play and a second later, Baby blue by Bad fingers came on. Jimmy and Heloise liked the song, but Beezy however had other opinions.
"This music is ok I guess."
"You have a terrible taste of music." McGill said.
"Well, you're stupid" Beezy said.
"No, you're stupid"
Jimmy and Beezy then locked themselves in a stare down and growling against each other when all of a sudden the latter looked up and dropped on his back. Beezy is looking up at the sky, his eyes focusing on something above as he lies there with his arms and legs spread out. McGill and his friends approached and looked down at him confused as to what he is doing.
"Look, I'm counting birds" Beezy said with a smile, it was as if the confrontation never happened. "4, 5, 6."
"Can we move on now?" Heloise sighed while turning off the radio.
"5 more minutes, and stop interrupting, you'll make me lose count" Responded Beezy.
Jimmy grunts in frustration, what in the world is wrong with this animal?
"Welcome to my world." Heloise muttered seeing a frustrated Jimmy.
…
Zoo
"This is the Miseryville Zoo," Jimmy said "here we get to see a lot of exotic animals, like this little frog here."
The Frog in question was a green, bulbous mass complete with a pink snout and small horns protruding on its back. Beezy snapped a picture of the frog and giggled "aww, look how cute this frog is." The frog in response stuck its tongue on beezy and pulled him in, chewing him, then spitting him out.
Jimmy was certainly wowed by all the animals, they look so much alike with the animals he saw back on Earth but yet so different. He saw an one eyed elephant, a two headed eagle, and a pack of pink panthers. But the weirdest he saw is a lion with webbed fins on its back.
"When you said I was about to see some really exotic animals, you really meant it." Jimmy said as he was looking at a green troll dancing in a panda costume.
…
Wilderness
They made their way out of Miseryville and into the surrounding forests. Nothing eventful happened during trip to the forest apart from beezy taking a few pictures. When they entered the forest, Jimmy finally spoke up.
"We are now in the forest, we come here occasionally on a camping trip or by circumstance." Jimmy said. "Be careful around here though, these forests are the home of the Schwarzentigers."
"Schwarzen what?"
"Schwarzentigers."
"Schwarzenegger?"
"No, schwarzentigers, they're tigers who enjoys talking but they will not let you go and are easily angered when you reject them."
Jimmy was sort of unsettled by that description, he dreads the day that he comes across one. However, if in the event he were to... He suddenly had an intrusive thought about the laws for poaching in Miseryville. Maybe he could consult… But he quickly shook that idea away trying to forget he even thought of that. He'll just have to be cautious when traversing the forest with adequate preparation, that's all.
"Don't worry. You're not going to encounter them unless you go way off trail." Heloise interjected and assured Jimmy.
"Speaking of going off trail. I should tell you of that one time where Jimmy and Beezy got lost in the woods." Heloise told Jimmy.
"Do tell" Said an interested Jimmy.
"They were walking in the woods one time and got lost. After a few hours of searching around, they ended up at an old pickle lady's house."
Jimmy snorted and began to smile; he knew where this story was going.
"Did they drop breadcrumbs on the ground?"
"Yup," Heloise answered. "And Beezy ate them all." Jimmy bursted out laughing upon hearing that. "But the crumbs were tasty." Beezy said in defense.
"Heloise, you said this stays between friends." Came Jimmy's miffed reply.
Heloise was about to say something before Jimmy interjected.
"Well, cats' out of the bag, and you said I'm your friend as well right?" McGill said giving him a wink. Jimmy couldn't find a good counter argument for so he begrudgingly let it slide.
Heloise shrugged and continued. "Then him and Beezy went to a house and were let in by an old lady. Once inside, they saw a whole bunch of pickles and realized that the old lady is none other than the pickle lady. Jimmy then went around screaming inside the store occasionally eating and spitting out a pickle."
"And he told you all this?" Jimmy asked. "To the letter with every detail." Said Heloise.
Jimmy threw himself on the ground rolling and drowning in laughter.
The other Jimmy was embarrassed from that story. Beezy decided it was a good time to snap a picture at the grounded Jimmy.
…
Mt Misery
They arrived at the peaks of Mt Misery. "This here is Mount Misery," Jimmy began. "It is one of the last places Lucius has yet to claim and that's because it is home to the cute but sneaky creatures called…" "WEAVILS!" Beezy yelled inadvertently finishing the sentence for Jimmy.
"Thanks," Two shoes began. "But I think I was doin… oooo."
Before them were dozens of weavils, their spears pointed towards them while their shooters readied themselves to fart. They were ambushed by the weavils. Beezy took another picture out of nervousness.
…
They were all tied to a giant tree. "Let me go you stinking Weevils!" Beezy yelled. His hate for the weevils is clear.
Two Shoes tried a more diplomatic approach. "Hey guys, um I think you're misunderstanding the situation here. I'm only showing my new friend around the place and…"
"Oh I know exactly what you're doing," A voice came. "And you have something that I want."
"Stop hiding and show yourself!" Demanded Heloise.
As if acknowledging her request, a weavil came out of a bush. The weavil looks to be in his elderly years, he wears black pants a black sleeveless jacket, a black fedora and is holding a brown bag.
"Hello Reggie" Jimmy Said. "Listen, we don't mean to cause trouble, we're just here to give our friend here a tour."
"Oh, we are very aware, we just want something in exchange of what Beezy took from us." He said as he opened and dumped all of the bag's contents out.
Everything that McGill had in that bag was now on the ground. This angered him as he was so careful not to damage them, and now his work was all for nothing. His anger didn't go unnoticed with the weavil chief and turned his attention to him.
"I can see that you are angry, these candles must be precious to you. If none of you talk now, we will take these candles and light it." Reggie said.
'Does this moron really think that I value those candles?' Jimmy mused. This did give Jimmy an idea however. 'Maybe, but not in the way he thinks.'
"By the way, what's your name?" Reggie Asked. Jimmy hesitated for a moment before answering "My name is Saul Goodman." Jimmy and Heloise wondered why he said that, Beezy is in his own world.
"And please don't take those candles I got stranded in this world with them, and they are the only things that remind me of home." Jimmy pleaded trying to sound as innocent as possible.
"Please not the candles!" Beezy cried. Heloise was going to ask why he cares about another person's candles but caught on to something and decided to play along. "Listen here weavil, if you destroy those candles and hurt my friend's feelings, I will destroy you." She said menacingly.
"Aww, then how about I burn these candles and use them like they are supposed to be used?" Said Reggie.
"W-wait, we can work this out, there's got to be another way." Two shoes pleaded, not being in the loop.
McGill quickly interjected. "Alright Reggie you can take all of the white candles but please don't take the colorful ones, they're very precious to me, please."
"Bah, now that you mentioned it, I shall light these ones up first, hehe." The head Weavil said.
He grabbed all of the roman candles and lit them in order to what he would think will mentally torture Jimmy and by extension Beezy.
"Nooo, why are you doing this to me? What did I do to deserve this?" Jimmy cried with a naïve tone. But inwardly he said. 'I hope you like hospital food, asshole.'
In the next minute all hell broke loose as fireworks flew out of those candles exploding everywhere. The weavil chief was taken by surprise and lost control immediately as he dropped the candles, the weavils panicked and ran in all directions. The candles ignited some of the leaves starting a fire.
"Ha ha, that should teach you weavils to think twice before…oh." Said Jimmy but his jubilation died down as he saw the fire spreading fast. He knew his idea worked well, but he just realized that it worked too well.
"Jimmy, did you know that we are still stuck on this tree?" Heloise sarcastically asked.
"Um, yeah… I didn't really think that far." Jimmy said. Heloise sighed.
"There has to be some way to get out of here right?" Two shoes said. "Think Jimmy think." A rope snapped as he was thinking. He turned to the source and found Beezy flossing his teeth on the ropes.
"What, I can't use my underpants so this rope is the best alternative." Beezy said casually. "You're a genius Beezy." Jimmy said. "Really?" Beezy replied. "Yeah, you're actually useful for once." The other Jimmy said before they all started to floss with Beezy.
As the rope finally broke, they immediately scrambled down the mountain but not before Jimmy collected his bag and the rest of his candles. The four ran as fast as they can away from the now blazing inferno with only Beezy stopping to take one last picture of the area.
…
Misery Beach
"Well this beach has seen better days," Jimmy looked at all the junk and gunk in the water. "Can you even swim here and why is the water orange?"
"That's because it's actually lava." Heloise replied.
Lava? At this moment, he is at a cross between thinking whether this was hell or not now. The places and the atmosphere most certainly does resemble it.
Before he could say anything, he sees Beezy being a dolphin in the water and Jimmy is water skiing with a whale. This prompted him to test the waters and he tries to dip one of his finger in, anxious of what will become of it. As his finger was about to touch water, Jimmy made landfall bringing a large splash of water with him soaking McGill's entire body.
"Great." He was not happy at all, at least he now knows the lava water won't incinerate him.
McGill went back to Heloise now joined by Jimmy. "By the way I think we should tell you that the beach is infested with lava worms." Heloise said. He looked at the two wide eyed in shock before Beezy came to his side back from his swim.
"What did I miss?" He said but as soon as he finished his sentence, a giant sandworm came up and swallowed him and McGill, disappearing back into the sand.
Jimmy lit up a match in an attempt to see in the darkness of the sandworm's stomach. He walked to his right and noticed a flash. He looked towards it and saw it was Beezy playing with the camera again.
"Seriously Beezy?" Jimmy asked annoyed. "I don't think this is the best time to be taking pictures!" Beezy snapped another photo and looked at him. "We've got eaten by a sandworm and we are in its stomach." He further elaborated.
"Tsk Tsk, you're taking all the fun away," Beezy replied, then his stomach growled. "By the way do we have any food here?" Jimmy couldn't believe what he was hearing, just as he thought he'd hit rock bottom with this animal he would always surprise him with more.
"I hope you know that if we don't get out in the next minute, WE will be food!" Jimmy exclaimed, Beezy snapped a photo right at him which dazed Jimmy for a moment, he snapped out of his stupor and grunted in annoyance. Fed up, he goes and tries to take Beezy's camera. "Give me that."
Beezy snapped several pictures of Jimmy coming ever closer to the camera as well as the scuffle that came after. Beezy's stomach growled again and this time he farted blanketing the entire place. Jimmy covered his nose not wanting to smell it and then he realized the gas is creeping on his still lit match… "Uh oh."
There was a thud followed by the sandworm reappearing back out of the sand throwing up the contents of his stomach which included Jimmy and Beezy. Beezy cheered beside Jimmy whose face is going green from what he had just experienced. Jimmy and Heloise was beside them looking as if these types of occurrences were normal to them.
After a brief moment, Two Shoes suggested their next destination. "How about we go to the diner?" He began, "I can surely use some food." Everyone said yes to the idea except for Jimmy who was still getting over his ordeal.
He took a gulp and said. "I think I just threw up in my mouth."
…
Miseryville Diner
They arrived at a building overlooking the cliffs, and going in, they went to the receptionist asking for a table for four. The receptionist led them to their table. When they made their way, McGill surveyed his surroundings. The restaurant's fancy had made him all but forget his brief moment trapped in the belly of that sandworm. It was a nice change of pace for his tour and he enjoyed it.
Finally seated, they looked at their menu, the food didn't look appetizing at all and the sight of lava worm salad didn't help the situation either. Jimmy, seeing his distress, reassured him that the food tastes better than it looks and it was essentially the same for him during his first time here. After a while, the four finally called for a waiter and ordered their dishes, McGill didn't know what to pick and asked Two Shoes to order a good dish for him.
Beezy once again pulled out his camera and started taking pictures again. "Ok seriously, how are you not out of film yet?" Jimmy asked his friend. "You've been taking pictures like crazy."
"I don't know, I don't think I used this camera a lot." Beezy said.
This time, Heloise asked "How much pictures did you take?" Beezy in response placed a mountain of photos on the table "Not much", suffice to say everyone is stunned. McGill took a couple of photos from the mountainous stack and looked at them, he wasn't impressed.
The mountain of photos collapsed on the two Jimmies burying them. They popped out of the sea of photos, "Beezy," started McGill. "If you're going to be wasting photos, at least take some good shots." He was starting to become numb with all the absurdities and he doesn't know whether that's a good thing or not.
They managed to clean all of the photos just in time for their food to arrive. They dug in, but Beezy of course took more pictures. 'Ok who takes pictures of their food?' Jimmy wondered with a deadpanned look. He looked at the dish he was served, the dish had tentacles, the middle was filled with eyeballs and underneath were noodles.
He looked at his "friends" around him heartily eating away their meals that looked equally unappetizing. With nothing to lose he mustered his will and took an eyeball with his fork, eating it while bracing his stomach. He swallowed, 'Tastes like Chicken.' He thought. He took more of his food and was pleasantly surprised by how good it tasted, Jimmy was right, they were tastier than they look.
He eventually dug into the noodles underneath.
"What did they put in these noodles? They're so good." Jimmy asked as he sucked in the noodles like a vacuum cleaner.
"Lava worm oil." Two Shoes replied. Jimmy swallowed hard upon hearing the response, the gulp could be heard all across the room.
Beezy snapped a picture of the two Jimmies eating. 'Ok, who takes picture of someone eating?' Jimmy wondered as he ate a piece of tentacle.
They went out of the restaurant, the experience there was the most enjoyable out of all the other places Jimmy went by far. "I got to say the food here is pretty nice and dare I say even on par with some of the best steakhouses in Cicero." He said pleasantly surprised.
"I'm glad you liked it," Jimmy said. "I'm sorry that the tour didn't go like I thought it would." He rubbed his head looking a little down.
"Buddy," Jimmy Began. "It's OK, the entire tour overall was nice, it was unique and will be pleasantly stored in my memories for the rest of my life, you did great."
Jimmy perked up after being reassured.
"Time to take more pictures." Beezy said. "Beezy, how much more…" McGill said but changed his mind. "You know this is actually a great time for it." Heloise and the Two Jimmies grouped up in front of the restaurant for the photoshoot.
Beezy lined up the camera squaring the group in the middle. "Say cheese." Everyone said cheese and waited for Beezy to take the picture. But as Beezy clicked no flash came unlike all the other times earlier. Beezy examined the device trying to find out what's wrong, the group of 3 however knew exactly what happened and face palmed.
"Beezy, you ran out of film." Says a frustrated Heloise. She took the camera from Beezy and that's when she realized the camera was hers. "Beezy, how did you get this?" Heloise said furiously. "Found it?" Beezy timidly replied.
Heloise, seething and with fire in her eyes hit Beezy with the camera. Beezy ran and Heloise gave chase. "Come back here, I'm not done with you!" She shouted.
With the chase happening in the background, McGill went to Two Shoes. "What now?" McGill said. "Now we should go back home, it's getting late." said Two Shoes. McGill looked at the horizon and saw the setting sun confirming what Jimmy said. However, he realized that he still didn't have anywhere to stay.
He looked at Heloise continuing her chase with Beezy and then back at Jimmy. "I don't have a house here yet." Jimmy said.
The other Jimmy quickly offered "It's OK, you can stay with one of us, come, we'll show you where we live." Jimmy took up on that offer and followed him home.
…
Residential Area
They were finally home after a long day of tour. This day has been a unique one from meeting the new kid to going through different places of Miseryville. 'All in a day's work' was Two Shoes' thought and he was tired, and so with one last thing to do he turned to McGill.
"These are our houses," he said. "The one in the middle is mine," He gestured to the house with a red rooftop. "To my left is Beezy's" He gestured to the house that looks like a skull. "And to my right is Heloise's house" He gestured to the tall house with an awning.
Jimmy went to explore the three houses. He went to Beezy's first, but after opening the door, a gust of putrid air blew out and his head shriveled immediately at the smell. The sight was no better either, the place was an indoor landfill and how Beezy can live with himself like this was beyond his knowledge. At this point though, he's almost gotten used to this. Almost.
He then went to Jimmy's house: suffice to say the house is normal and nothing out of the ordinary and nothing special of note. He finally went to Heloise's house and the moment he peeked in an axe dropped on him causing his head to retract like a turtle before popping back out. He noticed that said axe was sinking in quicksand, he decided to not want to live in a torture chamber of a house so he went to Jimmy Two Shoes.
"I think I'll be living with you." Said Jimmy McGill.
"Great, come on in and make yourself a home." Two Shoes said in a welcoming manner.
The two Jimmies went into Two Shoes' house, McGill crashed on the couch while Two Shoes went to the kitchen. Today was productive, he has somewhere to live for now, gotten to know people and can navigate his way around Miseryville a little better.
His first step is done, now he just has to unpack a lot of things in his mind.
