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Chapter 20
That's Off the Chain
We find Chris once again at the Dock of Shame ready to make the intro.
"Last time on Total Drama Island. In a challenge of Hide and Seek campers had to avoid capture by Chef IT or join his guerrilla tactics to tag fellow campers." Chris said with a grin.
Highlights of Chef finding campers were shown.
"Our resident rule screwing greenette is making ovaries explode by showing the just how damn of a Dad he will be. In the end however Leshawna won invincibility and Bridgette was banished from the island no thanks to the lovesick Geoff." Chris said as more highlights were shown.
Mostly about Izuku losing the Challenge and taking Eri to Mae.
"Ugh why were so impatient Bridge." Daniel said as she shakes his head.
"Will the guys other than Izuku trust Geoff again? Will the girls form an alliance? Will I be stuck hosting reality TV for the rest of my life? Find out on this Episode of." Chris said as he does the last part of the intro.
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"ISLAND!"
(Play Intro)
We find ourselves back at camp where some of the campers are playing Frisbee. Those who are were Izuku, Owen, DJ, Leshawna and Duncan. Eri was also there watching the action with a small smile. We also see Lindsay and Heather at the docks where Lindsay is trying to kill a fly. Only to hit Heather's face.
Heather not being happy about it hits Lindsay with the fly swatter.
"(That two faced bitch)!" Lindsay thought.
Now make yourself useful and clip my toenails. Heather said as she shows her foot with long nails.
Back with the people who were playing Frisbee they heard the sound of Geoff Crying. Everyone already knew on what it was.
It was Geoff who was crying about Bridgette being gone.
"Oof, sound like Geoff is having a hard time accepting that Bridgette is kicked out." Leshawna said.
"Tch yeah he's so weak?" Duncan said.
"I'm gonna help him after all he got me out of my funk when I was sad about Ochako." Izuku said as he leaves to check on Geoff.
"Hey Super Dork wait up." Duncan said as he and the other guys went with him.
Once they were gone the girls began to speak.
"Ok I know the guys aren't that dumb." Izzy said.
"Oh they are dumb they need Geoff's vote." Heather said.
With Geoff
Geoff was leaving the Confessional Booth when Owen caught him.
"That a boy. Hug it out." Owen said not knowing her strength.
"Dude fuck you're crushing me." Geoff said as Owen lets go dropping Geoff on the ground.
"Sorry." Owen said.
"Geoff you ok?" Izuku asked worried about Geoff.
"Yeah I'm fine bro." Geoff said as he stands up.
"Look man voting Bridgette off was just a strategic move. If the guy alliance stands strong we can win this. So are you in?" Duncan said as the rest of the guy's fist bumped.
Save for Geoff. He was about to speak when Izuku spoke up.
"Geoff I may not know Bridgette well but I'm pretty sure she will kick your ass if you don't give it your all." Izuku said.
Geoff shakes his head for a bit before smiling.
"You're right Hero Dude. She would totally kick me ass." Geoff said as he smells the bacon and rushes to get some.
"I guess he's in and it's thanks to you Super Dork." Duncan said as Izuku smiles.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Geoff helped me so I helped him. I owed him one." Izuku said with a smile.
*BBBZZZTTT*
But like all good things it had to come to an end as Chris spoke.
"Morning campers the next challenge awaits you in the arts and craft center." Chris said.
Arts and Crafts Center
We Chris walking by as the Camper wait for his word.
"Welcome to the Arts and Craft Center." Chris said.
"More like the Arts and Crap Center." Duncan said with crossed arms.
"Yeah it used to be an outhouse but now it's where Chef parks his Roadhog." Chris said as he kicks down the door.
Upon looking inside he sees a classic style motorcycle.
The boys were excited upon seeing the bike.
"Beaut!" Duncan said with a grin.
"Awesome!" Owen said with a smile on his face.
DJ and Cody gave it a thumbs up.
Izuku for some reason Imagines Ochako in biker attire and himself in a school uniform.
The girls not so much.
"Which brings us to your challenge building your own wheels and by that I mean bikes." Chris said.
Chris heard some complaints but Chris puts an end to that.
"Yeah I know it's lame but due to one of us not being of legal age to handle a motor vehicle we have to stick with bikes." Chris explained.
Everyone looked at Izuku knowing full well that he's the reason that they can't build motorcycles.
"Sorry." Izuku said.
"Any who you'll find all the parts needed at the bike depot. Once you do you can trick them out however you want. Best design wins part one of the challenge. Oh and before any of you get any ideas. Fuck up Chef's ride and you're disqualified." Chris said as he tosses a moldy bike manual at Heather.
"Ew it's furry!" Heather said as she tosses it to Izzy.
"Cool mold spores." Izzy said.
"Ugh freak. We get first dibs." Heather said.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Finally a challenge I can get behind. I use to build bikes with my brothers all the time." Duncan said with a fond smile.
That was until he frowned.
"Ok so I used to steal them from the dweebs from down the street and crash them into the school wall. But the point is this is something I know." Duncan said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
Owen rummaged at the bike depot as he takes out a pair of handlebars.
"Hell yeah I'm gonna make my dream bike." Owen excitedly said as he accidently hits Lindsay.
The fall actually hits Lindsay's AQ bracelet causing it to malfunction.
"Ow! What the hell?" Lindsay said as she notices the damaged bracelet.
Lindsay was about to say when Heather grabbed her.
"Lindsay see the fancy motorcycle with all the fancy parts? Dismantle it." Heather said.
"Ah Heather did you forget what Chris said. If we touch Chef's bike it will mean instant disqualification." Lindsay said.
"So what it's not like Chris can see us." Heather said.
"What makes you think that he didn't hide a camera in the shed?" Lindsay countered.
Heather was about to speak but realized that she couldn't counter her argument. Her very good argument. It was then that Heather sees broken bracelet.
"(When did it break)?" Heather thought.
"Huh how smart are you now?" Heather asked.
"Not a Brainiac like my usual self but still smarter than when the bracelet is fully active." Lindsay said.
"Good enough for me. How about we build those bikes." Heather said.
"Sure I should be able to make a decent pair for the both of us." Lindsay said as she gets the parts need for the bikes.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"As much as I want to sabotage Heather's bike. I know for a goddamn fact that Chris will do something random so I'll just build decent bike to satisfy her." Lindsay said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Oh, unh-unh. We're going in first. You'll just have to wait your turn or you can save yourselves the trouble and effort and not even bother." Heather said with a smirk on her face.
The other girls glare at her. But a seagull takes a dump on Heather's hair.
"OH FUCK NOT MY HAIR AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Heather screamed as she ran.
"Got to love Karma." Katie said.
"I guess it's payback for her being a bitch." Leshawna said.
With the boys
The boys were hard at work making their rides.
Duncan was making his bike and DJ was making himself some armor. Cody built a frame and Izuku was putting the finishing touches of his bike.
Geoff was painting a picture of Bridgette and finally Owen was pumping air into his tire only to fart and kill a seagull possibly the same one that shat on Heather.
With the girls
The girls were having some trouble mostly Katie and Leshawna. They had some idea on what to do and had the manual to help them out.
Izzy on the other hand…
"Whoa how in nine hells did you do that?!" Leshawna said as she sees Izzy's bike.
Which was made out of wood.
"Oh, my brother was a mechanic until a villain with a Car Quirk ran him over and caused him to develop a fear of motor vehicles." Izzy said with a grin.
"Ooof sorry about your brother." Leshawna said.
"That's fine girl he's recovering in Europe and he takes his bike to work. Come on, let's take it for a spin." Izzy said.
"Alright you're on." Leshawna said.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"That girl might be crazy. But I wasn't about to pass up an opportunity to win this race. Her bike looked fine despite being made out of termite food." Leshawna said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Sweet your extra weight will totally give us extra speed." Izzy said.
"Uh I'm gonna take that as a compliment." Leshawna said as Izzy smiles.
Izzy petals the bike and goes quite quickly. But they also go down a slope.
With Lindsay
Lindsay was hard at work making the bikes for herself and Heather. As she did this she finds a doll which wasn't flattering at all.
"Ugh I'm sure my dumb side would have said something stupid." Lindsay said as she tosses the doll aside and got back to work.
With the boys
DJ had just place a helmet on his head and tested it by head butting a tree. Satisfied with the helmet DJ smiles.
"Hey do you guys remember your first bike rides?" Owen asked.
"Oh yeah I wiped out so bad I popped my collarbone. You could see it sticking out of shoulder. I was wicked." Duncan said with a smile.
"My first bike ride ended with losing 5 of my baby teeth. I got a hell of a payout from the tooth fairy. Best 50 bucks earned." Cody said with a grin.
"I flew so far over my handlebars that I skid for a mile. Skin was hanging of me in chunks." Geoff said with a small laugh.
"Well I might as well say but I did get a bike but I never got to ride it as Bakugo blew it up then he followed it up by blowing me up." Izuku said.
"Ooo that's rough buddy." Cody said as he patted Izuku's back.
"Oh that was nothing I popped my arm out of my socket. It took three doctors to hold me down to slingshot it back into place." Owen said.
"Ah good times." Duncan, Owen, Geoff and Cody said at the same time.
DJ was speechless at but sobered up.
"…Yeah fuck that shit." DJ said as he takes off his helmet and replaces it with a knight's helmet.
It was then that Chris spoke.
"Campers time to judge your bikes. Put your petal to the metal and meet me at the crafts center." Chris said.
Arts and Crafts Center
We see Chris about to judge the bikes.
"Well campers we gave you guys the parts let's see what you came up with?" Chris said as he went to Heather.
Heather grinned as he complemented the aerodynamics of her bike.
"It only weights two ounces." Heather proudly said.
"Like you brain." Katie spoke back.
Chris then walks up to Katie's bike.
"Huh a bit simple but not bad." Chris said Kaite sighs in relief.
He then walks up to Duncan's wheels.
"Wicked Mad Max mobile dude." Chris said.
He then sees Cody's bike.
"Huh… meh not the worse I've seen but you can do better." Chris said.
"Ah man." Cody said.
Chris was impressed with Lindsay's bike as well.
He also liked Owen's Trike.
"Despite being a Tricycle and not a bike it still counts and it's awesome." Chris said.
"Yes!" Owen said with a grin.
He then saw Izuku's bike.
"Huh this is the most bike looking bike I've seen thus far. Also glitter?" Chris said with a raised eyebrow.
"Eri wanted to help and can you say no to that face?" Izuku said as shows a photo of Eri's puppy eyes.
"No I can't my dude." Chris said admitting that not even he can say no to that face.
He then sees DJ's bike… which had training wheels.
"Dude seriously this is lame." Chris said as he sees an armored DJ.
"Well better to lame then dead." DJ said.
"Fair enough." Chris said.
Finally he sees Geoff's bike.
Now this is a hot rod nice. Chris said as Geoff grins.
"Thanks bro." Geoff said with a tear in his eye.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"I still miss Bridgette. I wish I could have convince them to vote off Heather but I suppose it makes sense to vote off my girl. Still fucking sucks though." Geoff said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Hey where's Izzy and Leshawna? Oh well their loss. Because this is where it gets good. Cause we are gonna race these babies hard." Chris said with a grin on his.
Heather was about to say something but Lindsay shakes her head.
"Here's a twist you won't using your own bike but rather you'll be switching them." Chris said.
This (kind of) shocked the campers.
"Heh a cruel twist am I right. Alrighty then see you at the beach." Chris said.
The beach
Chris was on his ATV holding a helmet while Chef was reading a book and the campers were waiting for him.
"Ok here's how it works. Everyone picks a name out of the helmet whose bike you're riding if your bike makes it across the finish line then you get to ride it in the final round for invincibility." Chris said as he explained the challenge.
Heather was pissed know she got DJ's bike.
"Heather I got your bike." Lindsay said.
"Good. Cross the finish line on my bike and then I ride for invincibility." Heather said.
"Ok and if I'm losing I'll just push the big red button." Lindsay said.
"Wait what." Heather said as she sees said button.
"Now before we start has anyone seen Leshawna and Izzy?" Chris asked.
With said girls
The girls were cruising along the river one their bike… somehow.
Back at the beach
After getting no's from the other campers. They prepared themselves for the race.
"Ok racers on your marks, Get set, Paramedics on standby and Drag!" Chris said as the campers raced on.
"Hey where are the pedals…?" Izuku said as he noticed a motor on his bike.
Upon noticing the motor he finds a string which led to the skull. Izuku pulls on the thing and goes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Izuku screamed as he zoomed on by.
"Hmmm…" Chris said as he pulls out a tablet.
Upon seeing it he raised an eyebrow.
"Chef's bike is intact. Huh there must have been a motor on the depot." Chris said.
Heather was struggling to use DJ's bike.
"Why the flying fuck did DJ put fucking training wheels on his bike." Heather said as she kick the bike hurting her foot.
Meanwhile Cody was pushing the petal to the Metal with Owen's tricycle. While Duncan rode on the Sunset Sally.
"Ok this is messed up but Yeehah this is one moving ride!" Duncan said with a wide smile.
Lindsay rode up next to him.
"I know right." Lindsay said.
Both of them saw a giant sand cloud and in front of that cloud is Izuku who was on his seventh lap.
"DUNCAN HOW DO I STOP THIS THING?!" Izuku shouted.
Duncan heard this and shouted at him.
"YO SUPER DORK SLAM THE SKULL ORNAMENT THAT WILL STOP YOU!" Duncan shouted as Izuku did just that.
This caused the bike to stop after passing the finish line for the eighth time though it caused him to crash.
"THANK YOU!" Izuku shouted.
"Well that happened Izuku is our first finalist for invincibility." Chris said.
"Thank you Chris." Izuku said dusting himself off.
With Owen and Katie
While Cody was riding on Owen's tricycle while she rode on Izuku's bike.
As She rode on the bike she sees Owen riding on Cody's bike.
All in all it was looking good. Until Owen crashes to ground. Destroying the bike.
Katie continues on.
"Ah god damn it." Owen said.
With DJ
DJ was riding Geoff's bike and making good headway. Geoff rode up with Katie's bike.
"Heh don't dude I used the best bolts." Geoff said.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Ok so I forgot the bolts." Geoff said with shrug.
*BBBZZZTTT*
As if Geoff had summoned Murphy Geoff's bike broke into pieces making DJ fall down. This in turn made Geoff crashes into DJ and destroys Gwen's bike.
"Fuck, forgot to wear jock." DJ said.
"Damn that hurt." Geoff said.
Unknown to both of them Heather was rushing in but like the boys she crashed as well.
Soon however several campers cross the finish line.
Chris on his ATV rides up to the finish line to see the winners.
"Yes we have three awesome wipe outs by Heather, Geoff, Cody, Owen and DJ." Chris said.
Said Campers that wiped out came walking to see that the second part is over.
"Now the ones at are competing are the following, Lindsay's Sunset Sally, Heather's Speed Machine, Owen's Super Trike, Duncan's Lethal Weapon, Katie's stylish bike and Izuku's Mighty Bike." Chris said as the campers that are racing cheered.
Chef whistled to calm the campers down.
"Alright then now it's time for the TDI Motor cross." Chris said as he leaves.
"Ok now what?" Lindsay asked.
"Now we just need to win the next part of the challenge. So bring your A-game on alright." Heather said as Lindsay nods.
Meanwhile with Leshawna and Izzy
"Fuck ow shit!" Leshawna said as both she and Izzy left a thorn field behind them.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Izzy laughed as she rides on.
The chipmunk on Leshawna's head falls off.
Back with the campers
We find the campers without bikes sitting atop a hill while the ones with bikes ready to race.
"Wow sweet wheels. Also sorry about hurting you earlier are you alright?" Owen asked.
"I'm fine Owen though I'll admit my time in TDI is gonna be over soon." Lindsay said.
Duncan was about to pull Owen's ear when he heard that tidbit.
"What you mean Lindsay?" Heather said getting mad.
"I'm technically using my Quirk meaning I'm gone once the challenge is over." Lindsay said.
"Campers welcome to the Moto Cross Challenge! Using your own bikes you'll race the course avoiding hidden pitfalls. Cue the death traps!" Chris said.
"Ah Death Traps." Owen said.
"First there's dodging the Land Mines. Second maneuvering though the Oil Slick and finally jumping the Piranhas." Chris said as all three traps are demonstrated.
The Campers gasped while Izuku raised an eyebrow.
"Huh replace the Piranhas pool and oil slick. With a giant chasm and a horde of giant robots and it would be like the UA sport festival obstacle course." Izuku said.
"Ah what?" Chris dumbly asked.
Confessional Booth
*BBBZZZTTT*
"How in nine miserable fucks is that even legal? Also I wonder if the rat bastard would give me some of those Zero Pointers." Chris said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
Somehow Nezu hijacked the signal of TDI to broadcast his own confessional.
"I'll be sure to ask my legal team but I believe I can." Nezu said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Huh no wonder my boss's plan is to surrender when Nezu tries to take over the world." Chris said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
"Heh I'd say it's a pretty solid plan hell I even joined Nezu's army." Chef said.
*BBBZZZTTT*
Back at the beach
Chris decide to get back on track.
"Oh and one more thing. The first one to cross wins invincibility and the last one to cross gets the boot. No bonfire, do not pass go and do not collect the marshmallow." Chris said shocking the campers.
With no signal needed they were off. They all pedaled like their lives depended on it which may have might be.
When they reached the Mine Field Owen blew up making him lose. Duncan, Katie and Heather survived all while both Lindsay and Izuku flew across it.
Then came the Oil Slick. This is where Duncan lost due to his Bike somehow sinking into the oil. Lindsay took the lead and thanks to the mop tail of her bike Izuku, Katie and Heather passed by safely.
Once they began to reach the Piranha pool Izuku and Katie got through. Heather got stuck and Lindsay due to her increased brain power due to her broken AQ bracelet simply went around the pool.
This led to Izuku winning the challenge.
"And we have our winner!" Izuku! Chris said.
"Yes I did it!" Izuku said with a smile.
"Oh my baby! He did it!" Inko said as she cried.
Eri who had an umbrella smiled.
"Papa is the best." Eri said.
The Campers that didn't participate in the final race cheered for Izuku. While Heather screamed like a little bitch.
"Katie, Lindsay sorry to say but you're both eliminated." Chris said.
Katie was confused but Lindsay nods.
"As for why it's simple Lindsay you've been using your Quirk. Granted it was in a lesser form but you still used it in a Non-Quirk Challenge. Meaning you're disqualified. Katie with Lindsay gone and the others haven't crossed the finish line." Chris said.
"Meaning I was technically the last one to cross meaning I lost." Katie said.
"Yup." Chris said.
Say Chris since I lost can you get this off of me. Lindsay said as she shows the broken AQ bracelet.
"Sure." Chris said with a shrug as he deactivated the AQ Bracelet.
Lindsay with her intelligence returning she turns to Heather.
"Well then before I'd like that you are a total bitch. So much so that I'm surprised you would be able to attract dogs let alone people." Lindsay said.
"What di-." Heather started to say but Lindsay ignored her.
"In all of my short life I have never met such a low life two timing backstabbing bitch ass slut. Who couldn't even think out of a fucking paper bag. A skank with a peanut sized brain could come up with better ideas then you. You just a motherfucking twat who blew the producer's dick just to be on the show. I'd rather be staring at Owen's ass and Izzy's tits than look at slutly bitch ass face." Lindsay said as she starts walking away.
Heather and everyone was left speechless at Lindsay rant.
But suddenly she turns around to get one last word.
"Oh by the way. Your shoes are tacky, your shorts are shit and that top… so 2007." Lindsay said as she walked away with her head held up high.
It was then that Chris found his voice.
"Hey Katie?" Chris said.
"Yeah?" Katie said.
"Could you give this to Lindsay?" Chris said as he hands Katie the Platinum Camper.
Katie nods as follows Lindsay.
"Holy shit." Duncan said.
"I think I'm in love." Owen said with a blush.
Dock of Shame
Everyone was there to say goodbye to Lindsay and Katie.
"Thanks for your support guys. I love you Leshawna. Owen, Izzy I know it's not the best time but I really like the both of you. As in Like Like you guys." Lindsay said.
"Oh I do too girl I thought I'd had to be the mistress but a Polycule is good." Izzy said as she gives Lindsay a kiss.
After parting lips she was then kissed by Owen.
"Oh fuck yeah." Lindsay said with a dopey grin.
"Take care girlfriend if it makes you feel better we would have kept you on." Leshawna said.
"I know. Have you've said your good byes Katie?" Lindsay asked.
"I did and it was awesome." Katie said with a grin.
Then Cody walked right up face filled with lipstick marks on his face.
Yeah awesome. Cody said with a grin of his own.
"Guys do me a solid and whup Heather's ass for me alright." Lindsay said.
"It would be my fucking pleasure." Leshawna said with a smile.
"Heather I hope you get everything Karma gives you." Lindsay said as she gets on boat of losers.
Katie does the same only to squeal when she sees her friend Sadie was on the boat.
Soon the leave as Lindsay and Katie rides off towards the sunset.
Later that night
Hiding within the forest was Himiko having just seen everything and like the other she was stunned.
"God damn Siggy's gonna be so Jelly when he hears that I heard the uncensored version of this episode." Himiko said shocked at hearing what Lindsay said about Heather.
As she sees Izuku get to bed Himiko couldn't help but smile.
"Just you wait Izu-kun. We'll be together soon." Himiko said as she giggles.
Firem78910: ok I'll admit this chapter kicked my ass but I hope you guys enjoy it until next time Ja ne
Girls: Heather, Leshawna, and Izzy
Boys: DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Owen, Cody and Izuku
E: Courtney, Tyler, Noah, Justin, Sadie, Beth, Ezekiel, Trent, Harold, Eva, Ochako, Gwen, Bridgette, Lindsay, Katie
IRLFirem78910: ok i admit i f'ed up thanks to CurtX from AO3 for pointing it out
