Chapter 45.
The Dark Time.
The group all stood helplessly as the Kids charged right for them. As they looked to try and run away, Several bombshells pelted the ground above, setting a fire that cut off their exit.
"Aw shit!" Randy cursed.
"Welp." Cartman said, putting his hands in his pockets casually. "If we're gonna die here, Might as well hope Kyle's the first one to die."
Kyle glared.
"No, It can't end like this!" Exclaimed Stan. "W-We have to-"
But before he could finish his sentence, Garrison stepped forward.
"Alright, you faggots." He said. "Let me show you why I WAS made President."
"You were Brainwashed by Nostalgic grapes and made rash decisions that led us to this point-" Wendy commented.
"Shut up!" Garrison snapped before turning to the Mob. "Hey! You dumbasses!"
The Kids then stopped their assault as Garrison spoke. "Yeah, that's right you jackasses, I'm talking! You think your big shits, killing your parents off, wrecking shit, and whatnot, and for what? Because some German skank walked in and told you to kill Kyle's dad?"
The children stood still, saying nothing as Garrison continued.
"You know, I learned something from all this." Garrison said, Kyle raised an eyebrow questioningly. "When you're President of the United States, Juice box. There's things you think you can freely do, but really you can't, like build a wall to keep out minorities, , or launch a nuke on Canada, But what does it get you in the long run?"
Everyone stood in confusion and wonder as Mr Garrison continued to speak, Evan as the battle continued around them.
"I'll admit." He said. "I really didn't have no Idea what I was doing for a while. Then I let member berries take control. I was hopeless, wandering around the woods, asking about my approval ratings, stalking a guy and his sons ex-"
Stan glanced at Randy and Wendy, the latter two both staring at Garrison awkwardly.
"And in the end, What did it all lead to?" Garrison continued. "My standing here, In this giant hole, In this massive battle, With a bunch of people I don't remotely care for… Lecturing your kids about being assholes…"
Mr Garrison was silent for a moment, contemplating his own words. "Wow… You know… It occurred to me, really occurred to me, That I was never cut out to be President… I'm just a… a Teacher… Yeah, I am."
From atop the crater, Butters and Nelly were both tied together on a pole and were watching the whole scene play out.
"What the fuck is going on down there?" Nelly asked.
"This is what I should have stuck too." Mr Garrison said, getting his thoughts together. "What the hell was I thinking with this whole Presidency thing? I'm no President of the God Damn USA! I'M A MOTHER FUCKIN FORTH GRADE TEACHER!"
And he ripped off his clothes in half, revealing his naked body to the world!
"AGH!" The children quickly averted their eyes, as did Stan, Kyle, Wendy and the others, Butters and Nelly watched the whole thing too and Butters was spooked. "Woah Nelly! Uh, I wasn't talking to you, you know that Nell?"
But Nelly was quickly doing something, She had picked up a piece of Shrapnel she somehow grabbed and started cutting her hopes with it.
Mr Garrison looked all around him and realized what he had just done. "Oh uh, Does… Does anyone have any spare clothes?" He asked, As he wiped the orange make up from his face.
"Get him you fools GET HIM!" Screamed Clara, As the other kids surged forward, Garrison quickly ran to join the others, who by that time had managed to climb out of the pit and had circled around the mob while Garrison had made his speech. As they helped him out, Clara suddenly grasped Kyle's arm!
"Gah!" Kyle screamed.
"I honestly didn't expect to see you live this long." She sneered. "Vell I guess I'll just have to end you myself!"
Before she could do anything, Heidi and Wendy sprang forward, The latter sending a sidekick to the Rebel leader's chest, followed by an uppercut from Heidi that sent her toppling down the hole, landing on the ground below with a thud!
"Wow, Thanks… Heidi." Kyle said, gratefully albeit a bit awkwardly.
"Yeah, Sure uh… Whatever." Heidi said.
"Can we just go?!" Wendy asked as she shoved them along, Nelly managed to free herself and Butters from the pole and quickly hurried off to join Stan and Kyle's group.
"Hey Fellas!" Butters called. "Wait for us!"
Clara got to her feet and shouted her commands! "Chase them down! Kill THEM!"
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Wendy, Randy, Butters and the others ran through the continuing battle field, Which was still a great scatter of American, Canadian Troops and Ads, all blasting and shooting each other up at once.
"IT'S A MADHOUSE AROUND HERE!" Cried Sharon. "A MAD HOUSE!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" Asked Nelly.
"No time to explain!" Said Stan. "We have to reach the white house and defeat Viros!"
"And get through all this?!" Cartman asked, as he dodged a piece of shrapnel.
"But how are we going to fight Viros?!" Kyle asked. "Do we even know his Weakness?"
"He's an Ad, Isn't he?" Tammy inquired. "Get Ad Blockers!"
"Oh that would be so much simpler if they weren't chasing us!" Nelly said, Motioning to the Mob of Kids that were now chasing them!
"(Oh Come on!)" Exclaimed Kenny. "(We don't even have Skankhunt with us anymore!)"
"That Clara girl's clearly brainwashed them somehow." Mark deduced. "If we can figure out how, then maybe we can free them and bring them back to their senses!"
"How could we do that?" Asked Cartman.
"Maybe something from that song she sang to them-" Heidi considered.
"LESS TALKING MORE RUNNING!" Cried Garrison as he shot past them.
As the group continued their fleeing, The pursuing children were then stopped by a crumbling building, Blocking off their pursuit!
"There, that should get them off our backs." Said Stan. "Now we have to-"
But before they could do anything else they were stopped suddenly. There, standing in front of them stood General Cock-A-Doom, and a battalion of Canadian soldiers and tanks at his back.
"At last, All the Vermin in one place." He smiled wickedly, the rattling under his Cloak growing louder and louder.
"Oh my god…" Garrison stared in horror, then he blankly turned to Randy. "Who is this?"
"General Cock-A-Doom." Explained Randy. "He's the dictator of Canada since you blew it up."
"Oh shit." Mr. Garrison gulped.
"And now." General Cock-A-Doom declared, stepping forward. "You will all die where you stand!"
"Dude, What the hell is your Problem!" Exclaimed Kyle. "You must be out of your mind waging war on the whole Country, Especially with everything going on! Why are you doing all this?!"
"You should already know by now boy!" Cock-A-Doom snarled. " Or have you forgotten what you did?"
Before Kyle could even respond, Heidi immediately stood in front of him. "Hey! You leave him alone you asshole!" She yelled. "He didn't blow up your city! …I did."
Cock-A-Doom raised an eyebrow as Heidi continued.
"I'm the one… Who said he was his mom." She said, with a downcast look. "I was in a bad place at the time, I felt bad things about him, Both personal and… orchestrated by others."
Cartman looked away, as if he didn't know what she was talking about.
"But I was wrong!" Heidi continued. "I was just as much at fault for what he and Garrison did, If you want someone to kill, come for me…"
There was a long pause…
And then Cock-A-Doom pulled out a gun and pointed it at the group.
"Whoa! Whoa! I didn't actually mean that last part!" Heidi exclaimed, terrified.
Everyone took a step back as the General prepared to fire. "You are all guilty of the scourge of Canada, All Americans are! And Viros will ensure Canada's supremacy forevermore, and then the great city of toronto! Will be avenged!"
"Wait, You'r working WITH Viros?" Sharon asked incredulously.
"Of course!" Said Cock-A-Doom. "How did you think half of Canada ended up on my side?"
"Because you're an Ad?" Cartman asked.
Cock-A-Doom stared. "No! Because I used the Ads!" He then realized what he just said and looked to his troops, who all stared blankly at him.
"You used Ads to brainwash the masses of Canada?" One soldier asked.
"Shut up!" Cock-A-Doom barked. "Don't you listen to them! Buddah! They're rats! Justice will not be denied to Canada, Now fire! Kill them all!"
But just then, A Low horn filled the air….
Everyone stopped, and turned to face where the source had come from, And there, to their collective surprise, Stood Sheila Brovflowvski herself, Mounted on a War Horse and armed with her club in one hand, and the reins of her horse in another.
"Mom?" Kyle asked in bewilderment.
"Sheila just raised her Club and let out a war cry. At this command, A large army of other adults from South Park, All dressed as medieval knights and armed with Swords, Spears, Crossbows, Bows and Arrows, Axes and Pikes.
"What are they doing?" Asked Stan, evan more perplexed than ever.
"Knights of South Park!" Sheila declared. "Know this day, as they day your swords felt the Blood of our enemies, stained upon them! As the day, we stood against the tide of oppression and said, "Mo more!" For this day, We make our stand, for South Park, for America, FOR DEMOCRACY!"
And with a great uproar, the Adults of South Park charged into Battle with Sheila at the head.
"I think the cavalry's here!" Proclaimed Randy, and the other kids cheered, But than, Clara and her troops popped out of the Ruble and saw what was coming.
"Vhat?!" She exclaimed.
General Cock-A-Doom was bewildered too, he quickly turned to the nearest Sergeant and issued his orders.
"Get reinforcements to our position ASAP Guy!" He barked. "And inform Viros that he'd better get that final initiative in place and soon!"
"Yes Sir!" Said the Sergeant, Saluting as Cock-A-Doom let him go.
"Get everyone to the Vhite House!" Clara ordered to Craig, and they and the other kids hurried off, down a different direction, away from the oncoming attack.
"C'mon!" Called Stan. "Now might be our chance!" And he took up his gun and fired on the Soldiers, and as the Canadians tried to get organized, The group proceeded to fight their way through the disoriented ranks, Just as the Adults plowed into the Villains!
Meanwhile,
Viros stood at the top of the White House, Just as Leslie came up to his side, followed by Nathan and Mimsy.
"Sir, General Cock-A-Doom and Clara have both engaged enemy forces, But uh… There seem to be… complications." Leslie explained.
"Such as?" Viros asked.
"The residents of South Park." Leslie clarified. "They're attempting to stop us."
"Then tell them to ensure they fail." Viros said, Almost dismissively.
"Uh, that's… gonna be a problem too." Natham said.
"What do you mean?" Viros asked.
"Well… Um." Leslie faltered, before bringing up an image. "They're not alone."
Viros looked at the Footage Leslie was showing and gawked. "WHAT?!"
"Yeah, Looks like more Calvary coming!" Mimsy blurted out, Which prompted Nathan to slap him. "Shut up Mimsy!"
Meanwhile,
Back in the Battle, A great army of Non Soldier Canadains began entering the Battle, helping U.S. Soldiers to fight the Ads and Canadian Soldiers, Much to everyone's Surprise!
And at the head of these reinforcements, Were Terrance and Phillip themselves!
"Canada Forever!" They declared together and farted on two of the Soldiers.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Wendy, Heidi and Randy cut through the vast hordes of Soldiers and Ads, Fist flying and guns blazing, with Tammy, Mark, Rebecca, Ike, Sharon, Shelly, Mr Garrison, Butters and Nelly and Caitlyn Jenner following behind as they met with Sheila on her Horse.
"Mom! What's going on!" Kyle asked.
"No time to explain Bubbie!" Sheila said. "You have to get to Viros and take him down!"
"But how?" Asked Stan.
"How did you, Terrance and Phillip evan get here with these Armies?!" Asked Sharon.
"Just ask him!" Stephan Stotch said as he pointed to the sky.
A Bright light came from the Heavens and from them came…
THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
THE GREAT LEADERS OF THE WORLDS BIGGEST RELIGIONS!
JESUS!
Jesus swooped down, punched out some eye bats and landed on the ground in an epic crouch that shook it and caused some Ad Tanks and Scout Drones to toppled over.
"Open your heart to Salvation Bitches!" He called out, as he pulled out a pair of Assault Rifles and fired on the Ads.
Buddha.
Buddha flew overhead a group of Ad Troopers and dropped to the ground, The Troopers aimed their Weapons at him, But he turned invisible in a split second, causing them to shoot at each other.
Krishna.
Krishna turned into a Bear and began batting his way through enemies left and right.
Muhammad.
The Censored image of Muhammad just stood there in front of a group of Canadian Soldiers.
"Uh, Is he okay to include?" Asked oneSoldier. "Should we even fight him?"
"I don't know, guy." Said another, looking wearily up at the Sky.
Lao Tse and Joseph Smith.
Lao Tse and Joseph Smith were the next to land, and immediately set out with their own attacks, Lao Tse sent out mental shockwaves into the Minds of Several Canadian Soldiers, disorienting them completely, Several Ad Scouts charged forward to attack.
"TERMINATE! TERMINATE!"
But Joseph Smith got in front of them and froze them all with his Ice breath! Stopping them right in their tracks.
And Seman!
"It's Seaman!" Seaman vehemently protested, As he punched out a Soldier.
Stan and Kyle quickly rushed up to them. "Jesus!" They cheered.
"Yes, Children." Jesus said. "We have seen all that has transpired, and now the time to act has come!"
"What do we have to do?" Asked Wendy.
"We have to reach Viros and stop him, Obviously." Said Randy. "But we don't know how to do that."
"Moses." Jesus called. "How do we take down Viros?"
Meanwhile, At the Hall of the Super Best Friends.
"Um… Er." Moses considered the options. "If he is Indeed a Living Ad, Then that would mean we would need… Um, Living Ad Blockers."
"Ad Blockers?" Asked Cartman in exasperation. "Where the hell are we going to find Ad Blockers?!"
"Not to worry." Said Jesus. "We have a method on how to get one, but it's gonna need a lot of luck."
"(This all happening so fast.)" Marveled Kenny, as he fired a round off at an Incoming Adbat.
"And what about the Other kids?" Asked Heidi, realizing they weren't anywhere to be found.
"They're the least of your worries, guy!" Everyone turned to see Cock-A-Doom confronting them again. In a swift Motion, He threw off his Cloak and revealed his right arm! It was a deadly looking thing, with a grabbing claw for a hand, similar to the Villain from that Train movie.
"Holy shit!" Exclaimed Kyle.
"And now in the name of Canada, You will all die!" The General Declared as his arm activated a hidden gun in the forearm and aimed it at Kyle.
To Be Continued.
Well, This is it folks, Really It, The Final Battle, there's so much I've been building up too, over five years of Chapters and this is all coming to a head.
I'm Sorry if it all feels rushed, I wanted to get through this so I can work on the next one in December, and I assure you, The Next chapter is going to Rock!
Until then, be sure to look up my other stories, Especially Mabel's Adventure and Watership Down (Combined Edition.) I'll be sure to work on them and other stories as I work on the Final Chapter of this Story.
So Stay Tuned for this one… One last time. :)