godlessAdversary: "Ralte got the idea of a rap battle between Luz and Anne and we escalated this conflict into something bigger than what was planned. Have fun!"

Ralte: "Or else."

godlessAdversary: "Ralte, no."

Ralte: "They must enjoy our hard work, or they are getting the paddle."

Amphibia vs The Owl House

(Epic Rap Battles of Western Animation)

by

Hatoralo & godlessAdversary

Welcome to Epic Rap Battles of Animation!

Tonight, we have two challengers isekai'd from their homes to dark fantasy worlds and they became legends!

The athletic Thai girl with heart of gold and friend of all frogs ANNE BOONCHUY!

VERSUS!

The nerdy Dominican-American wild witch and LGBT icon LUZ NOCEDA!

BEGIN!

Luz:

"Is this thing on? Oh right
Hola! Luz Noceda has arrived
Best witch, undenied
Isekai heroine on the ascent
Wild Witches represent

I heard you had a rough start
Stealing a box? Not very smart
A forced heroine? Such a bore
Not even otaku? Que dolor"

Anne:
"You want to tell what a bad move is?
You khn ngò fell for a conman whizz
He presented you the most clichéd chosen one scenario
I only was confronted with hard truth and difficult work, bucko

You think the Boiling Isles are a terrible place?
Amphibia would even overwhelm a human survival ace
I survived an environment harsher than any other on the Boiling Isles
Slitherbeast? Please, a Red Mantis is more dangerous by many miles!"

Luz:

"At least I was fooled by beings with no hearts
You were used by your own best friends
Even Hop Pop betrayed you when given the box
And the People of Wartwood kind of suck!"

Anne:
"My Amphibians are not as stupid as your witches
As their leaders turned dictator most of them didn't bow to him like mitches
Witchkind fell hard for an insane angry white Christian man
"Magicians are known to be intelligent" I can only say, deadpan."

Luz:
"You aren't the brightest bulb, gotta say
It took you one season to power up just one day
And another season to go Ultra Instinct?
This witch is gotta get your ass kicked

Learned from a wise woman to control the elements
Even got my uniform with the right measurements
Mastering fire, ice, plants and the brightest light
Always ready to give the fiercest fight

Who was your mentor? A grumpy old frog?
Say whatever of Eda, at least her methods work
Even got allies competent in many forms of magic craft
Like Gus, Willow and my favorite girl Amity Blight

Befriended a baby titan and an eldritch owl residence
Fought together against religious malevolence
Proved wrong the fallacy of a doctrine of dominance
And even got my own story of romance

So go back to LA and tell your parents that you lose
Cuz you are rapping against Luz Noceda, the one true boss
And I am going to show you how wild magic is done
And like in Bonesborough people say 'you are so bone'."

Anne:
"Amphibians are stronger, faster and tougher than any witch
They fight through the magic and thrown them in a ditch
Survivors and fighters like me and my friends don't need magic
And if it comes to it Maddie Flour lets your magicians look static

I may needed some time to unlock my special powers
But when I use them score victory showers
You lost many of your confrontations and goals
Your victory statistics make you look bad at the poles

You have a rich girlfriend, the easy way, congratulations
But Odalia as step-mom? The worst possible relation
These pair of clichéd twins you can keep as well
And your future step-father is an idiot for marrying the Empress of Hell!

I mastered the blade, while you fooled around
I can cut to pieces any enemy, my skill has no bound
A foe tries to stop me I will not be impressed
And if it goes hairy I just go Super Saiyan Blue, cause I am blessed

I was not chosen for this power, I got it through chance
I am like you in many ways but I am better at this dance
You needed to visit another dimension to make friends, I did that on earth
Now let's give our old mentoring guardians a chance to show their worth!"

Edalyn Clawthorne and Hopediah Plantar take the places of Luz and Anne

Eda:
"Yo, what's up, sorry for waking up late
Just got hungover from some old magic ale
What's this, kiddo? You are in some lyrical debate?
I guess it's time for me to show my own game

The OG Wild Witch is reporting for duty
Listen up cause for this you can't really study
Experience is the best teacher and I have a lot
And despite my age I am still really so hot."

Hop Pop:
"A witch, a witch, I will burn her at the stake
With my slickest rhymes you have never heard
Hi, Miss Clawthorne they call me Hopediah Plantar
Adopted Grandparent of Anne and the best Farmer of Amphibia

You have magic, spells and summons that is neat
But if it comes to practical lessons you look bleak
I understand why you didn't pay taxes to Belos, don't sweat it
Why not teach Luz to grow edible plants to create food, you half-wit?"

Eda:

"I admit I am not the best role model for my Luz
But at least I am not a control freak to my kids
Burned suggestions on a fire pit like a jerk
Even lied to your human, what the heck?

I may have lost my chance of success time ago
But now I am a criminal legend at the toppo
Meanwhile your acting career has fallen low
And on politics that was a big K.O.!"

Luz: "Oh that's a nice burn!"

Hop Pop:
"The electoral college ruined my vote
But I handled my love life better, you dope
Did you really think Raine would have left you?
A small Wereowl curse would not have bothered them, shrew!

We both would give our lives for our loved ones
But I prepared my kids, they know how it runs
You are also a gambling addict, risking all your money
Luz and King need the cash, not some pig you dummy!"

Anne: "Now it is our closest (former) villains turn."

Lilith Clawthorne and Sasha Waybright take the positions of Eda and Hop Pop

Lilith:
"Why did you brought me to a rap battle, sis?
I have too much work to be doing this
Fine, I will do some sick fires as the youth says
Is that how it is said in this time, right? Yes?

Here's Lilith Clawthorn of the greatest witch coven
Or was before I became a dark wild witch heathen
Don't be fooled by my geeky appearance
Cuz you are in front of commanding presence!"

Sasha Waybright:
"Girl, sorry what did you say again?
You are surprisingly boring for a Mistress of the arcane
You are supposed to lead legions of powerful magic users
Instead you come across only as the boss of all losers

I, a foreigner became second-in-command of a Toad army in days
Strength, charm, intelligence and social expertise open me many ways
Defeat any enemy, hardly need my super strength, I am an asset
And combined with my skills I am superior to the even greatest threat!"

Lilith:
"You clearly represent the recklessness of youth
Now this veteran will expose you what is the truth
You can't solve every problem with passionate brutality
You need to train your mind with focused rationality

I mastered a new magic system in a few days
Even surpassed my sis as a sorceress."

Eda: "Hey!"

Lilith: "So be careful of the raven over your shoulder
They presence means there's going to be a murder."

Sasha:
"Asshole, don't lecture me about freaking rationality
You gave your sisters an incurable disease, ruining her vitality
That decision was neither rational nor wise
Just to be the best and for a worthless prize

You can call me out on how I treated Anne
But I never delivered her to the core, stupid woman
You are the worst sisters since Lucy van Pelt
Get out of my eyes or my swords slice you into my new belt!"

Lilith teleports away and Sasha jumps away. The Golden Guard comes into the scene flying with his magical staff

Golden Guard:
"Captain of the Emperor's Coven reporting for duty!
Any enemies will fall for their lack of lyrical study
I am a champion of justice serving a higher power
With determination and courage, I shall conquer."

One of Willow's vines removes his golden mask

Golden Guard:
"Hey, I was trying to do a badass introduction!
But I guess I am cool as I am without any manipulation
Look at me flashstepping to my victory like a vanguard
If I was a witch I am sure I could have been a cool bard."

Marcy flies in on Joe Sparrow, jumps from his back and takes position to rap against Hunter

Marcy Wu:
"Cool, you are a masked sorcerer with a cool introduction
Zuko called: He pointed out how similar you are in this production
You are not original, the Prince of the Fire Nation did it first and better
You follow the trend via Zukofication, you are no trendsetter!

I am the great heroine of Newtopia, helped and befriended them Newts
Fought at the side of Yunan against evil including some cult brutes
I was granted great powers and fought with them against the core
You did nothing in the finale against your evil uncle, you snore!"

Hunter:
"While we were both ignorant tools of evil kings
You willingly choose betrayal of all evil things
You didn't care about your friends' feelings, you monster
Nor if you all landed in the world of the damn Goblin Slayer!

As for my role in the story, you can't deny my contributions
After finding the truth I helped bring rightful retributions
And I overcame possession with my own determination
Now I carry Flapjack's brightful heart in my own person."

Willow, Gus and Luz: "Awwww!"

Marcy:
"Flapjack is dead, Joe Sparrow is alive
I guess I am better at caring for birds during strife
We both got tricked by forces of evil devastation
Yet my enemy was better at manipulation!"

Anne: "What a strange thing to brag about, brah."

Marcy:
"My magic is still lacking but I am a crackshot
When I went questing I always got the jackpot
In the end I paid dearly for my transgression with a short damnation
You Hunter were overpunished considering your situation!"

Sasha: "What kind of dissing is that, Mar Mar?"

Hunter speeds away while Marcy jumps onto Joe Sparrow to fly away. Amity appears out of pillar of abomination ooze and Sprig jumps in to continue the rap battle

Amity:
"Luz, you are lucky that you are cute
I guess I can show off what I do with magic ooze
I am the best student at Hexside and a skilled fighter
With the cutest girlfriend at my side I am a charmer."

Luz: "Hoo boy!"

Amity:
"Heard you have fought monsters of any kind
But none compare with my abomination might
So get back to your swamp and I might let you live and leap
But beware I will be your nightmare when you sleep."

Sprig Plantar:
"You like to fight at a distance like I do
But my shots land better and hit like an iron shoe
You defeated Hunter which was impressive
But I took down Grime who is a lot more dangerous and aggressive."

Grime: "I am."

Sprig:
"Your mother is just terrible, A Grade asshole of an executive
I bet Odie's name quickly became a memetic expletive
My Hop Pop is loving, wise and a great cropper
I wouldn't trade places for you even for 1 billion copper!"

Amity:

"While I admit I have the worse mother
I am badass companion like no other
I heard you can sometimes be a sociopathic monster
Like almost killing Hop Pop's significant other."

Hop Pop: "That's actually true."

Amity:

"Not to mention you are a melodramatic show off
Going around the streets like a Spider-Man knock off
Even Anne's mom is stressed by your scheming
And Mrs. Croaker doesn't think you are amusing."

Sprig:
"I may not be amusing but you were a bully without spine
Only an asshole would you treat their bestie like a poor swine
You crumbled before your mothers will and needed help to flee
But to be honest overcoming an abusive parent is not easy."

Alador: "Or a toxic marriage with a shrew."

Sprig:
"I don't know how you got a catch like Luz from Earth
Did you had good "bad girl" vibes with her, wherefrom is the mirth?
Ivy Sundew is lucky with me, I was never as bad as you walking setback
Also Turanga Leela called, she wants her hair dye back"

Amity slime glides away and Sprig jumps away to make way for Grime and Terra Snapdragon

Terra:
"Why am I even here? I hate you all as told
But if someone challenges me that is bold
I am the Emperor's favorite coven leader
Such a beauty and a threat, call me man eater

Got my claws on everything and tricked the wild witches
So heartless and brutal, I am the queen of all bitches
If you fail to amuse me you will become my food
I am not a cannibal, but I just don't like you, ya turd."

Grime:
"You don't like me, but I have more fans
The people hate you with a firm stance
You are a bully, a Darwinist and a psychopath
But your mood is nothing against my controlled wrath

I rebelled against my masters, fought their ambition
You fell for Belos lies, believing you get a superior position
But he wanted to kill you, like anyone else you fool
Don't test me, my martial prowess defeats your magic, you piece of stool

Terra:
"You think you are a tough guy, but you are a softie
You lost your dignity and had to be saved by blondie
The other toad leaders don't even respect you
And your sister thinks you smell like poo."

Beatrix: "Hah!"

Terra:
"Even lost your arm with less grace than the Owl Lady
Would have preferred a balanced fight, what a pity
Although this is good news for me precious ears
Cuz I hate musicians like you and Raine's peers."

Grime:
"Being a musician is not bad you violent gardener
I won competitions as a great harp performer
All you can do is grow plants for murder and mayhem
A army needs food more to survive than poison!"

Willow:
"Yeah!"

Grime:
"Willow impresses me more with her floral magic
And your abilities as actor are only tragic
The Collector wanted Eda, not you for good reason
Now get out of my way and hibernate for winter season!"

Grime jumps away and Terra lets herself carried away by extra dangerous looking vines. Their positions are eagerly taken by King and Polly who jump into the rap battle with passion

King:
"Yo yo yo, what's up? here's the mighty Demon King!
Well not a demon, but a titanic kind of being
I am the last of the Titans and am entering the ring
With a skull adorned with all the fancy bling."

Luz: "He is going full gangsta."

King:
"So call be Eren Jaegar cuz I am causing the Rumbling
Not even Hercules can stop me from causing some murdering
With a voice so powerful that can kill the fricking Archivists
And verses so sick you will need to visit some pharmacists!"

Polly Plantar:
"A titan amongst Demon and Witches?
I make them and you into my little britches
Polly P. here, cutest and most deadly Frog
I will beat you fast, prepare your last croak!"

Anne: "This adorable ball can be a monster!"

Polly Plantar:
"You were useless at the start, son of Clawthorne
Only demanding, you could do nothing on your own
I fought monsters in Amphibia since my second year
My Morningstar would crush your skull like a glass gear!"

King:

"Oh please, should I really be scared of a ball?
I could get rid of you by pasting you to a wall
I can scream sonic boom like I am Dovahkiin
You just throw tantrums and that's bothering

Call yourself scientist and don't even follow protocol
Your lack of foresight is gonna be your downfall
And don't go around mocking the superhero flicks
Especially if you are into Twilight kind jerks."

Polly:
"I may not be a rap god or have your fancy sonic voice
But with my access to robotics I have more of a choice
Frobo could obliterate you with his powerful weaponry
Nothing will be left of you aside from a bad memory

You are the last of your kind, there are still many frogs
The Collectors wouldn't have punched my species out of our socks
Aside to say I am more adorable than you I think and I am done
So go home to Kanto and cry for your parents, King the Cubone!"

Polly rolls away and King walks away in a regal way. Their places are taken by Willow Park who comes out of a flower and Maddie Flour who comes out of a cloud of purple smoke, grinning creepily

Willow:

"Hello there, I am Willow Park, ready for the flying derby
With a green thumb and muscles I turn my rivals green of envy
I used to be a small sprout hidden from the light of day
Now I am a rose bush with thorns to bring so much pain.

Became a terror to my bullies and every Belos' cultist
Even Terra can't match my skills as a deadly botanist
Got a whole team of champions to change the tide
And a cute blonde boyfriend here by my side."

Hunter: (blushing) "Oh, hi..."

Maddie Flour:
"Romance is overrated and so are you
I should throw you into my magic stew
Maddie Flour is my name, mage and alchemist
I will also be your personal agonyst

My magic transforms and curses with ease
You can only grow fruits that go well with cheese
I had my magical path clear from day one
Try your best with your bad rhymes, I will have my fun!"

Sprig: "Better say bye!"

Willow:
"Do you think I am impressed by some cheap hex bombs?
Your necromancy depends on you desecrating some tombs
I can raise plants faster than you can raise the dead
To challenge me you have to be really over your head

You say romance overrated, but you are clearly lying
Cuz I know Sprig NTRed you without even trying."

Ivy: "He did what?!"
Sprig: "Oh crap."

Willow:
"As for my studies, once on track I became a master
And unlike you my family life isn't a living disaster."

Maddie Flour:
"Do you mean the fathers who forced the Abomination Track on you?
That gave you misery, even if you were safe from Terra, that piece of stool
Your best friend bullied you because she lacked courage
I think I prefer my Problems over the ones you have in storage

As we rebelled I was part of a great army
Your little rebel group was a pitiful and not many"

Darius: "We failed badly, no place to deny that."
Eberwolf: "Bark!"

Maddie:
"At last: I may not important as you in your show
But somehow I feel I had more development than you!"

Maddie vanishes into scary mist she summons with one of her potions and Willow swings away on one of her vines. The Collector teleports in with colorful Sparkles while King Andrias saunters in jovially before looking seriously at the Collector

Collector:
"Hiyo! It's me, the coolest person in the multiverse
I teleported here to deliver the greatest of burns
My lyrics are burning like the brightest of stars
And with the funkiest rhythm, I will drop all bars

I see you sitting on your throne like if you were high class
But you are just a boring old nerd and lack any sass
Why waste your time playing dumb frog chess games
When you can play Jenga with some stacked friends?"

Many witches, demons and frogs are stacked as a Jenga tower

Andrias:
"You think of you as a god, as the big man
But you are nothing but a child without a plan
Play, play, play, the entire day was for you only play
Yet you got tricked by a crazy fanatic every day

I am Andrias, immortal King of Amphibia
The mightiest ruler from Newtopia
The people of my world loved me a lot in this role
Nobody knew you even existed you tadpole!"

A screen appears that reads "Collector: Who?"

Collector:
"You claim to be a king, but daddy was pulling your strings
You were a glorified puppet serving boring undead kings
You were so spineless your crush ditched you for a farmer
And being defeated by teenagers makes you look lamer

I heard the core almost crashed your moon
I moved one without effort as a 20s cartoon
If I wanted I could blast you like bloody gore
Just ask Phillip, he looked pretty rough

Andrias:
"You have great power, but you lack charm
You have grand power but are unwilling to 'cause harm
You need to smash, kill, maim and destroy for conquest
If you can't do that you are as useless as a pest

You are gifted, you didn't had to work for anything
No wonder the Titan captured you as it was nothing
I am a Cyborg who is could easily beat you on the same level
Now go away and never return you worthless little devil"

Andrias storms out elegantly while the Collector teleports away in a puff of colorful smoke. Both get replaced by Darius & Eberwolf and General Yunan Longclaw & Lady Olivia

Eberwolf: (starts beatboxing)

Darius:
"How did I get persuaded to participate in this charade?
I guess when it comes to art I am easily swayed
I am too busy as the Abomination Coven Head
But when forced to fight many will lay dead

Eberwolf: (growls)

Darius:
"I am a rebel leader, spymaster and influencer
Reached such heights I became a purple monster
No abomaton can reach my level of destruction
Making Alador look for a better job option."

Eberwolf: (starts laughing)
Alador: "I am out."

Yunan:
"Hey, Olivia who are the slimy man and the beast?
Olivia:
"I don't know honey, they look not like much at least
Yunan:
"They think they are stars, the big cheese"
Olivia:
"Their rebellion was crushed with ease"

Yunan & Olivia:
"And before you two mention our brainwashing
We got surprised, had hardly time for any plan
You two had years to prepare your coup
But then you blundered the operation through and through!"

Eberwolf: (does the evil monkey pointing his finger pose)

Darius:
"You didn't even start a rebellion, you tools
You were easily tricked by Andrias like fools
All work fell on the blondie and her allies
Who are way better rebels in my eyes

Eberwolf: (is now using a DJ portable device)

Darius:
"And at least we didn't give up when caught
Your short story arc was all for naught
Just some gay fanservice before an error
That led to some fricking body horror."

Yunan:
"Olivia, Just hear these little tadpoles whining
Defeating them is easy, even with rhyming"
Olivia:
"Honey, we faced better foes in our careers
And their story doesn't drive me to tears"

Yunan & Olivia:
"You two are losers build up to be more while cool and dry
Instead you ended up marionettes of a deity
At least we end up being married to each other happily
You never tried it with Alador and that chance became atrophy!"

Darius slimes away and Eberwolf wolfs away while Yunan and Olivia leave, holding hands. Both get replaced by Emperor Belos and the Core (which creates a hologram of King Aldrich Leviathan to rap for them)

Belos:
"What's this? Another wicked abomination?
Let me cleanse the world with holy annihilation
The fires of hell will consume all these evil souls
Let God's will crush you like damned owls."

Eda: "You suck!"

Belos:
"I am the hero that will save everyone from this monstrosity
And I will start by putting an end to your unholy absurdity
And when I am done, Amphibia will know judgement
But I am merciful, so I will offer some atonement."

The Core (King Aldrich):
"Worthless little insignificant human piece of filth
I will slaughter you easily with my scythe
We are immortal, our will and legacy is eternal
All that you left behind was a lying journal."

Hop Pop: "Two racists rapping, oh muck!"

The Core (King Aldrich):
"Accumulated in me are many great Kings
You are a single Emperor, one of the biggest wimps
And you did it all to just kill people different than you ghoul
Instead of reveling in glory, power, and admiration you fool"

Belos:

"You were willing to destroy your own kind for revenge
I only destroy the enemies of humanity for divine grace
It took me less time to bring my plans into full motion
While you waited in a basement in a state of inaction."

Marcy: "He is right about that."

Belos:
"And your invasion of Earth was a failed operation
Humanity proved superior against an aberration
Your biggest mistake was attacking during war time
NATO was overly prepared to counter your war crime."

Luz: "That's controversial to say."
Anne: "And how does he know about NATO and the current war in Europe?"

The Core (King Aldrich):
"I would have crushed NATO eventually
And your death will be painful and slowly
I doubt you are even a great and powerful wizard in this hide
Did you ever fight something more powerful than a child?"

Sasha: "He would lose against me in ten seconds flat."

The Core (King Aldrich):
"With my technology I rule without question
The organic weaklings are helpless against robotic oppression
Now for a last thing Belos the devil called me recently
He wants the helmets from your mask back immediately!"

Belos uses his magic to teleport away and the Core hovers away. The Titan appears sitting on a rocking chair reading a SFW fancomic of Luz and Amity

Titan:
"Hello there, I was just enjoying the afterlife
But I guess I have time for a lyrical strife
I am an ancient apex predator, Godzilla kinda monster
But don't be fooled, I am your friendly titan rapper

I have nothing against my rival for this rap number
But I am not gonna go so easy on the fluffy critter
As an undead primordial god I am already hardcore
While fuzzball's ending revelation is kind of a bore.

The Calamity Guardian appears as a PC, just standing there on a table

Calamity Guardian:
"Greetings friendly Titan, birth parent of King, giver of magic
I am a true god who can alter the reality of the universe's fabric
A measly little insane Emperor claims to speak for thy person
You weren't able to stop him on your own despite your proportion!

Titan provides the magic, witches must set the spells
Yet when it came down to it they weren't able to defend themselves
The Amphibians can fight, they rise against oppression, they are not blind
They could defeat your witches and demons in anything, even in a bind!"

Titan:
"It's true I was incapacitated by a health condition
Being a corpse does limit my own decisions
But I seriously must complain about something, pal
Your decision to give folks unlimited power, lol

All those kings and queens killed peoples on the millions
Even surpassing Belos' crimes against all demons
For a small social experiment that was a mistake
And at the end your only worry was to get a vacay."

Calamity Guardian:
"I should have probably stopped the experiment after the first invasion
Sending Leif that prophecy was too late in the equation
But your actions didn't do much good for you either, you smidgen
Making it harder for Belos didn't stop him from controlling your religion!

As it came to the Collectors, they feared your kind
Your species had the power to kill them without much grind
Yet a simple distraction was enough to abduct all your kin?
And you unleashed your wrath on the only innocent of them."

The Titan dissipates in rainbow light and the Calamity Guadrian turns into energy and flies away. They get replaced by Luz and Anne, ready to deliver their final rhymes

Luz: "It's clear who has the best cast of fantasy characters
Some quirky best friends and irredeemable monsters."

Anne: "You talk about my show from the words of it
You are ready to surrender and quit?

I unleashed my super form at the end the second season
You didn't had that until the end of your 3-Part special, with reason."
Luz: "Oh, yeah you are so great for having a full season 3
It didn't help to explain you being a clone of the original, do we agree?"

Cast of Amphibia: "Wait, WHAT?!"

Anne: "Kettle calling the pot, you got revived too
At least I died stopping the villain, unlike you"

Luz: "Oh yeah, at least I didn't leave my friends, such a cliche
I defied isekai conventions and stayed with my bae."

Amity: (blushing)

Luz: "I became deified and saw Belos melt like a witch
No rest for the wicked, especially a racist bitch."

Anne: "You say I had the easy Isekai convention?!
I starved, was mistrusted and hunted, in another dimension

Luz: "Well, I can't deny that I had the better landing
The Owl House is nicer than the Plantars house standing
Anne: "You have nicer housing, I had better development
From a screw up to a great heroine, I became truly excellent!"

Luz: "You were really a screw up and pushover
Ditching your own birthday to please another."

Anne: "Says the one who considered ditching her lover
Because the baddie made your feel like a poser."

Luz: "I agree I made so many mistakes in my life.
Especially about how I treated my future wife."

Amity: (blushes)

Anne: "And I admit I owe so much to my family
And it will take more than just one apology."

Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy: (give thumbs ups)

Luz: "Maybe we can agree we both were traumatized
Something we can't compete on, which is ill advised."

Anne: "And both of our stories inspired so many,
Unlike the one of a blonde who is scary."

Luz: "Hey can you quickly spit rhymes?"
Anne: "I can, I do it without issue oftentimes!"
Luz: "You worked with more than one evil tax office toad."
Anne: "You trusted a shady man in the past you dope.

Luz: "My magic is flashy, practical and powerful."
Anne: "My swordcraft is strong, direct and rightful."
Luz: "You can't impress me with a few sword tricks."
Anne: "And you wanted to learn magic originally just for kicks."

Anne: "Thinking about giving up?"
Luz: "No, I will drink you like a cup."
Anne: "I would defeat you in "DEATH BATTLE" you know?"
Luz: "You are Boo, I am Kirby in Wizard and Boomsticks show."

Anne: "You are a Harry Potter Rip-Off."
Luz: "Yet, I end up more respectable, so back off!"
Anne: "You are older yet somehow smaller than me."
Luz: "Size doesn't matter and my win is taller than thee."

Anne: "Your book interests are as childish as Sesame Street."
Luz: "K-Pop is very basic, like a white girl normie beat."
Anne: "I am a varsity athlete, you are 5 leagues below."
Luz: "Learning to do team work, you were too slow."

Anne: "Even Willow thinks your montage training doesn't work."
Luz: "Your Netflix drama scheme almost ruined Wally, you dork."
Anne: "At least I didn't went overdramatic at a theater play."
Luz: "You just fell and somehow started a fire on the stage."

Luz: "My friends can defeat your friends."
Anne: "In your dreams, afterwards it ends."
Luz: "I can fly on my staff like a master."
Anne: "And your impulsiveness leads to disaster."

Luz: "Somebody stole Calamity Box without a sweat."
Anne: "You were almost killed by Kikimora, that non-threat!"
Luz: "I am a warrior of peace, you are a sucka."
Anne: "Do you know what I fear more than you? A Chihuahua!"

The Characters of "The Owl House" and the Characters "Amphibia all gather together

Cast of Owl House:
"Our show is about accepting yourself even with flaws
In a world of demonic dark fantasy beyond Disney's laws
The tropey isekai narrative gets thrown early on
This isn't your usual fairytale, so let's move on!"

Cast of Amphibia:
"Our show is about growth, change and becoming more adult
More realistic actions and consequences, showing the result
This deconstructive Isekai invested a lot in worldbuilding for sure
"Amphibia" is about letting go of the past to reach a better future!"

Both Casts together:
"Strengths, weaknesses, great stories and even greater characters
We are both shows which are Greater Gods among our peers
Not to mention our finales were fantastic, satisfying and beautiful
Meanwhile the finale of Star vs the Forces of Evil" was just dreadful!"

Star, flanked by the cast of her show appears very angry about these last words

Star: (goes into Rapper Pose) "Oh, yeah? Now you got it, have at you! Ponyhead, give me a beat!"
Marco: "Eh, Star Ponyhead is dead. Without magic she couldn't exist and blinked out of existence after all magic was destroyed."
Star: "Oh… Right, I remember."

Star starts to cry into her hands while Luz and Anne look awkwardly to Star and then at each other

Luz: "Well, eh…"
Anne: "Just dance, roll the outro, quick!"

Luz, Anne and the cast of their respective shows dance as well in slow mow

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? TELL US IN THE COMMENTS!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMATION!

godlessAdversary: "Did you have fun? Say what you think in the comments and do in a constructive way to avoid angering Ralte."

Ralte: "I have a paddle."

godlessAdversary: "Put that paddle down!"

Ralte: "Make me!"

A non-rap battle started at the writing studio.