"You know what?" Waluigi spoke up in a rather disgruntled tone for he let out a heavy sigh, holding his hands together as he shook his head, sitting down. "This adventure is not awesome."
Having braved volcanoes, blizzards, hurricanes, and all sorts of other natural and unnatural disasters, the tall lanky elf like human man quickly came to this realization when he realized that not only was there no prize for it, but that no one would believe him, let alone having the confidence to actually try.
Why? Because he was Waluigi.
"Oh come on, Wally. We totally believe ya!" Toadette farted in exclamation since she tried to make Waluigi better, with them at the Cloudtop Cruise on the green beanstalk leading towards the finish line along with Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha.
Dry Bowser rolled his beady eyes and had his skeletal arms together. "That's because we're the only people besides Wario that Waluigi trusts."
"Speaking of which," Petey Piranha asked in his Gilbert Gottfried voice while he moved his big green leaves around, "Where is Mr. D'oh I Missed?"
It was then that Wario laughed because he zipped past all four characters, giving them a sly look as he was then blasted by a winged blue shell, breaking apart his purple colored pipe framed kart and he cursed, with everyone laughing at him while Waluigi sighed in disappointment, frowning as he tilted his purple cap down.
"Uwaah!" Wario screamed as he fell down the gap between the bouncy mushroom and white puffy cloud seemingly to his death since this was his only appearance in the story.
"...Not even seeing Wario get his butt handed to him can make me feel like adventuring." Waluigi complained, placing both of his gloved hands on his face. "I guess I'm not suited for 'awesome' adventures anymore..."
And thus, it was to be, that Waluigi's awesome adventure came to an end.
...just this one, though. One he got over his emo phase.
"I am not emo!" Waluigi bellowed angrily whilst he began cutting himself with knife, mostly on his arms and wrists. Toadette tried to stop him, but she was too small, with neither Dry Bowser or Petey being arsed to do anything since they knew there was going to be another chapter.