Note: Wapeach in Super Mario Alter universe. Enjoy.

2006 December 3rd

Diamond City

Inside a house, a TV is left on as if it was watched by a large man, bloated by the stomach and muscular by the arms, the man in yellow cap and purple overalls is the man named Wario.

"Hey, Waluigi, don't you think it's boring over here?" Wario asks his brother from behind.

"Wah? Well, my dear brother, it'll be easier if you find a job, or hunt for some treasures like you always do." Waluigi, the tall lanky man in purple, suggested as he's busy designing a woman's dress while looking into his notepad.

"Bah! There's no treasure for me to hunt and working is boring!" Wario moaned.

Waluigi sighs and looks into the design of a dress.

"Also, what dress are you making, bro?" Wario is curious.

"A wedding dress. Some chick is getting married." Waluigi points out while bringing out his designer's sewing kit.

"Seriously? You're really into fashion designing."

"Hey! Tennis is my go-to hobby! You should remember that!" Waluigi snaps.

"Yeah yeah." Wario picks his nose as he doesn't care about what his brother's hobbies and jobs are.

A door is knocking as Wario and Waluigi halt as the duo look at each other out of confusion.

"Get the door." Wario ordered.

"No, you get the door." Waluigi orders back.

"Wah? Ugh! Lazy idiot…" Wario groans as he hops off the sofa and walks towards the door while getting his large hands on it. "Wah… Who is it?"

"Oh! Special delivery for the Wario residence." A delivery paratroopa calls with a large box.

"Wah?" Wario stops himself after hearing what a delivery paratroopa said and hands a large box over.

"Wah!?" Waluigi hastily enters by the door as he witnesses a large box that Wario is carrying now.

"Hold on a moment, I didn't order anything!" Wario protested.

"Neither did I." Waluigi added.

"Huh? Well, it's requested by either of you, so have fun!"

"Hey! Wait!" Before Wario calls, the paratroopa leaves with his bike on as he flies away as fast as he could. "Gaah! What the heck is in this box?" Wario asks while shaking the box out of curiosity.

"Wait! What if it's priceless? Maybe don't shake it?" Waluigi assumed.

"Fine." Wario then put the box down and folded his arms while staring at it. "I wonder what's inside this box?"

"Maybe it's a scam. Bro, you know what people do these days?" Waluigi points out.

"True. Let's have a look first." Wario suggested.

As the Wario bros open the box with Wario using the box cutter to open it and Waluigi move the cardboard, leading the Wario bros to giggle.

"I hope it's gol- Huh?" Wario stops after seeing something inside.

"What the wah?" Waluigi is the same as his older brother, Wario.

What the duo witnessed isn't treasure, but someone else.

Inside the box is a human girl tied up as she looks to be asleep, appearing to be blonde and wears a dark purple dress as well as a headwear as Wario and Waluigi sees it. This said headwear appears to have some sort of ears or horns, making her look like an alien.

Along with a sleeping girl is a letter and a strange item that is unknowingly mysterious.

[Dear whoever.

We came here to deliver this girl to you and I need you to keep her as far away from Mushroom Kingdom as possible. Her name is Wapeach and she's the type that mustn't be off her leash. If anything bad has happened to you, I can't blame you, she's even worse than Bowser from the past. There's a history you could understand, but we couldn't write it down.

Alongside her is a medallion that is from an immortal kind and it's in the shape of a moon that is a crescent shine sprite, a fusion of sorts.

Word of warning: DO NOT GIVE HER THE AXE!

Hope you take good care of her. - Toadsworth, Councillor of the Mushroom Kingdom.]

After reading the letter, Wario and Waluigi gulped as they saw a potentially dangerous one that must've done something to make the Mushroom Kingdom throw her out.

As for the medallion, Wario and Waluigi are surprised as Wario places himself on a PC, logging his password on and going on a search engine as he types 'medallion.'

This had Wario remember the letter as he finally puts 'immortal medallion.'

"Huh. Look at all these jewellery. It'd be great that we'll sell most of them with good money." Wario laughs while entering a website as it shows who owned them.

[Sunstar - Mario Mario and Luigi Mario]

[Holy Mushroom - Peach Toadstool]

[Flowershade - Daisy Flora and Azalea Flora]

There's a few more shown as Wario and Waluigi are flabbergasted by those who actually owned the medallion and Mario mentioned to them that he wasn't involved with one of them.

"Grr… Why Mario of all people!? Hasn't he been credited enough!?" Wario growled before he slammed his keyboard.

"Wait. Who owned this medallion then?" Waluigi asked.

This had Wario scrolling down until…

[Moonshine - Pauline Mario]

"Our adopted cousin!?" The Wario bros exclaimed after witnessing that the medallion they had was actually stolen from her.

"Grr! Why I oughta!" Wario clenches his fist while hopping off his PC.

"Wario! What are you doing!?" Waluigi is now seeing Wario preparing to beat up a sleeping girl in the box.

"No one steals Wario's thunder! Thievery is my job!" Wario approaches the girl in the box and raises his hand towards the girl.

As Wario prepares himself, a girl mumbles as she finally opens her eyes, only to see a large hand open and head towards her.

"Huh? Wha!?"

"Alright you! Prepare to get beaten!" Wario snaps.

"What the hell!? Who are you!?" Exclaiming while flailing is Wapeach, the very girl that was delivered with a warning attached to it along with a medallion.

"Who am I? I'm Wario! The treasure hunter, the thief and the real man who will beat anyone who steals my thunder!" Wario shouts as he's ready to punch Wapeach's face.

"You? Hah! Don't make me laugh, fatass!" Wapeach mockingly sneers as she can tell who she's looking at.

"Fatass!? Why you!"

Before Wario swings his fist, Waluigi grabs Wario's arm, stopping Wario from going brute force.

"Grr…" Wario growls, lowering his arm while still holding Wapeach by the collar.

"Now, who are you and why did they send you to us?" Waluigi asks sternly.

Before Wapeach opens her mouth, the news starts to show as the one on the seat is a dog man, Ken.

[Today, the latest report shows that a wanted criminal from another kingdom is on the run as she's been shown to assault the princess of Mushroom Kingdom and was exiled from said kingdom. Let us talk with those who're witnesses, over to you, Rocky.]

The next segment shows a dalmatian reporter, Rocky.

[Thank you, Ken. Tell me, Mr. Toadsworth, what happened to Princess Peach during the incident?]

[It's hard to explain, but what she did to our princess is absolutely unforgivable! If anyone has her, quickly report her to the police of your country and do not give her the axe!] Toadsworth panics as he's warning those, specifically the Wario bros, to heed his words before something bad happens to them.

[I remember my medallion was stolen. Whoever that maniac was, she put some people in the hospital. I'm glad my brothers sorted that out. Please, whoever has her, sort this out or else you're screwed.] Pauline is next as she dreaded the day Wapeach has done to her and her people.

[I dunno. All I remember is Peach throwing a fit after what some girl did. At least it's not my empire.] Bowser said with honesty.

With the news continuing, Wario and Waluigi slowly turn their head towards Wapeach, witnessing the little devil that's about to do them next.

"Waluigi, get the knife." Wario orders.

"What!? But-"

"Do it! She's too evil for this world!" Wario interrupted Waluigi, knowing that he has never been this nervous in his life.

"Heh? I'm too evil? Unfortunately, I've loosened the ropes." Giggling, Wapeach is showing her menacing looks while releasing herself, swinging a fist at Wario and kicking him in the chin.

"Gah!"

"Wah!? Where is it!? Where's the knife!?" Waluigi is hastily searching the cutlery as he finally finds the knife.

Before he gets his hand on it, a knife is being yanked off the wood as Wapeach points at Waluigi with her eyes widened.

At least it's not an axe, but it's still as frightening as watching a psychotic half pint raising a knife at a grown man.

"W- Wah!? What are you!?" Waluigi shrieks.

"I'm Wapeach, pencil boy. The princess." As Wapeach giggles, a door slams open as Wario charges with his muscular arm heading towards the little maniac of a princess.

This alerts her to leap, causing the Wario bros to crash onto the sink as Wario and Waluigi exclaims.

"Hahaha! What a couple of lovers!" Laughing as Wapeach spins the knife and mocks Wario's strength.

"You little! I'll get you!" Wario quickly picks himself up and charges as fast as he could, causing Wapeach to move again and again, leading her to swing a knife, causing Wario to stop and dodge.

After that, Wario is shown to have a cut on his face, making his blood boil.

"You little…"

"Wario! Catch!" Waluigi calls as he chucks a bungee rope.

"Wah?" Wario stops himself as he sees Waluigi grinning.

"Wahaha!" Waluigi pulls up his thumb as he's got a plan.

"Huh? As if a stupid rope's going to stop me. Now, PREPARE TO BE BUTCHERED!" Wapeach cackles while zooming towards the Wario bros with her eyes and grin widened.

As Wario and Waluigi nod, Wario dodges as Waluigi dashes forward, catching Wapeach off guard as she drops the knife and crashes onto the table.

This gives the Wario bros the chance to pin her down and tie her up so it won't let her go.

In the end, they won.

"Wahaha! Not so tough now, are y-"

But Wario is on the receiving end of getting his manhood kicked so hard by a struggling Wapeach.

"C- Curse you!" Wario growled while falling to his knees.

"Alright, you little brat, it's time for you to take the naughty step!" Waluigi mockingly said while picking up Wapeach by the ropes.

"Huh!? Who said you can mock me like that!? I'm not a child!" Wapeach roared while flailing her legs.

"Wah! You should think twice before trying to attack us!" Waluigi spat out as he kicked the basement door open and chucked her down the stairs.

"I'LL REMEMBER THIS!"

Finally, Wapeach is no longer around the Wario bros.

Waluigi sighs as he picks up Wario.

"Gah… Thanks, bro."

"No problem. Now what do we do with this medallion, now that we got this stolen item?" Waluigi asked.

"Ooh! How about we sell it for good money? And besides, Pauline won't know we're bribing some immortal mumbo-jumbo's piece for good cash." Wario said while rubbing his greedy hands.

"Hm… Good point. We can sell it." Waluigi agrees as he grins.

Finally, both Wario and Waluigi agreed to do a bit of scamming in order to get rich quick.

But who is Wapeach?