Unity opened her eyes and glanced around. She was in a royal wedding chamber on the planet Mungo, with beautiful flower decorations all around her and above. Ancient wedding music that she adored was playing. She looked down and realized she was wearing a glorious wedding gown. Before her was an elderly green slug Pastor with vestments. She turned to her left and saw all her Unity Hiveminds behind her seated as guests of the bride. They all waved. She turned more and saw on the left Morty, Summer, Beth, Jerry, Mr. Poopy Butt Hole and Birdman among others.

The pastor spoke solemnly, "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride".

She turned, her heart racing, and Rick, his lips puckered, was leaning forward to kiss her.

She woke up, startled and heaving. She could feel sweat running down her cheeks and trembling, wiped it away with the back of her hands.

Next to her Beta-Seven woke up, and asked in a concerned voice, "Honey, are you okay?"

She took a breath, "Yes, I'm fine, I…just need a second."

She stumbled out of bed and went into the bathroom. Splashing water on her still sweating face, she looked up and stared at her reflection in the mirror. She heard a timid knock at the bathroom door from Beta-Seven.

"Come in." she called.

Beta-Seven said softly, "Is it THAT dream again?" Beta-Seven gently takes her in his arms and she clings to him and begins to cry.

She turns to him, "Yes, I have to stop this. I need to be over this already! He caused me so much pain. But a piece of me is missing."We cut to the next scene where Rick and morty are flying through space in Rick's spacecar. They're getting shot at by wimple poppers. The Wimplepoppers fly next to Rick's spacecar. The Wimplepoppers spaceship is round with huge spikes surrounding the massive ship and are similar looking to a sea mine. Rick looks up and sees 20 small cute stuffed animal beings in the cockpit of the enemy ship. Morty sees the furry creatures, in their ship, outside his window jumping up and down like popcorn popping, with fury in their eyes.

Rick: "God they're so cute"

Morty: "Why are they shooting at us Rick?"

Drunk Rick: " Shut up morty and start shooting"

Rick presses a button and lowers Morty into a millennium falcon style Gun chamber. Morty screams as he shoots at the wimple poppers. Rick Maneuvers the ship back-and-forth into dramatic death rolls. The bullets of the wimple poppers whiz by missing the spacecar every time. Rick grabs a beer from his cooler. He pops the lid and starts chugging.

Rick yells : " You know those chocolate poppers you like so much?"

Morty: "...Yeah?"

Rick: " Well Morty they're not only delicious but they are actually the souls of the wimple poppers dead loved ones and I've been getting them for you Morty."

Morty: " WHAT!?"

Rick: " yeah so now they want to kill you!"

Morty: "But you're the one that stole them!"

Rick: " Listen this isn't your fucking highschool philosophy class. I mean…. You failed algebra morty! You're cannibalizing their ancestors *BURPS*, it's pretty clear you're in the wrong here!

The fuel engine gauge reads near empty.

Rick " We're going to have to stop at…"

Morty" where!? I'm running out of lasers"

The lazer gauge reads empty.

Next scene

Unity sits on her lounge chair and stares out her massive bay window. She sees the beautiful night sky filled with stars. She looks down on a peaceful scene of a field of grazing giraffes. . Unity takes a deep breath and exhales. She grabs her space phone from her pocket. The space phone is tiny; she presses the only button and a hologram jets up. She scrolls her fingers though till she finds the app she is looking for. She turns on "Ric Toc."

Two yellow jellyfish aliens are shown on the hologram projection.

Jellyfish 1 " Alright guys we're gonna start throwing up in each other's mouth"

Jellyfish 2 " this is going to be so wild"

"Throwing up noise"

Unity swipes to the next Ric Toc. A Woman is expressing how it felt getting out of an abusive relationship. And how she has to leave a part of herself behind.

Woman: " Bing bong? Where are you? Bing bong?"

Woman: "Go on! save riley!"

Unity begins to cry.

After a frenetic chase Rick finally loses the wimple poppers. The ship's fuel tank is dangerously low so Rick decides to land the ship on the closest planet. The planet is well organized, buildings are perfectly structured. Streets are clean and there is no pollution. The people are well dressed and are well organized.

Three pyramid ships appear in front of rick. The ships hover in place and the doors open letting out ramps that quickly extend to touch the ground. Out steps 4 Beta-Sevens from each ship.

All Beta-Seven's scream in unison " RICK! I told you last time I will blast you with lasers."

Rick ignores Beta-Seven and starts talking to Morty.

Rick " oh great it's her Danny Devito vampire simp."

Morty " who's simp?"

Rick "Unity's"

It was then that Unity arrived in her own ship and walks over to them.

Unity "Hello Rick"

Beta-Seven " Do you want me to handle this sugar tits?" in a Danny Devito impression.

Unity " No it's okay I can handle it."

Rick "you heard Unity she doesn't need you. You will always be a rebound and nothing more."

Unity escorts Rick and Morty to the main hive building. While approaching the building they see Massive pillars and stairs leading. When they reach the top of the stairs they are faced by two gargantuan doors. The doors are pushed open by two titanic Unity Guards of an indeterminate alien species. Once inside they see Unity hive soldiers standing in formation with their eyes firmly on Rick. The hive members are dressed in Futuristic battle gear. The gear projects a golden glow. Rick and Morty continue on into the decadent palace.

Rick "I need your help."

Unity "why do you need my help?"

Rick " Well this little guy right here *Rick ruffle morty's hair* is now on the very top of the wimple popper empire's kill list! Just like Grampa. *Rick beams in pride*

At this moment a beautiful unity hivemind approaches Rick with a tray with a mysterious alien beverage on it. The Hive mind is wearing no shirt and just a necklace where it just barely covers the nipples of the well proportioned hive mind.

Morty " I didn't know they…. (interrupted by Rick)

Rick " Shut up morty! *rick turns to unity and gently holds it's hand* Please unity, could you watch Morty for a while? For old time's sake? I need some time to take control of this situation. *Rick looks at Beta-Seven and yells while pointing* Something you wouldn't know about mr. incel roboto!"

Morty "What?

Unity " yes I can do that"

Rick uses his portal gun and leaves.

Back on earth

Summer is on the couch in the family living room practicing the Irish whistle. She plays the hobbit theme on the instrument painfully slowly while watching a youtube tutorial on her laptop. Meanwhile her boyfriend watches her admiringly.

Summer's boyfriend " wow you are sooooo good babe!"

Summer looks at him disgusted. She grabs her irish whistle and throws it away.

Rick walks into the room.

Rick " You should thank yourself for throwing that whistle away. What are you 50 or in fifth grade? Have two children? No job? do something with your life you're turning into Jerry."

Rick burps and starts chugging his space slug beer.

"What's a matta you?" Says Rick while pointing at Summer's apparent boyfriend.

"Oh that's Theo my new boyfriend."

Summer's boyfriend looks exactly like a young Theo Von.

"Hi" says Theo.

"What's his deal?" asks Rick.

Summer Explains"Oh Theo? Theo comes from a family that believes in direct democracy with all household decisions. From who should take out the laundry, to whether or not to make new additions to the family home, to where they go on vacation. All decisions are decided by a popular vote. When Theo started dating in highschool he went through a series of girls who the family had to approve by vote. Eventually he started dating me. I was the only girl who all of his family voted for. Even he doesn't know why! It's a mystery that consumes him every day. Right Theo?"

"Right." Replies Theo

"Okay" says Rick with absolutely no interest in his voice.

Rick "Morty is the one to turn into Jerry not you summer! Find something you are passionate about, something that you can't live without even if you have to make it love you back!"

Summer "what the fuck are you drunk?"

Rick "Fuck you Summer"

Summer's boyfriend " I think I'm going to go"

Summer "yeah whatever bye"

Back on planet hive. Unity shows morty around the new planet.

Morty " Wow Unity the planet looks great"

Unity " Yes Since I left your grandfather i've been able to focus on myself and Unified three galaxies. I have become way more powerful than I ever thought I could be."

Unity's face becomes clouded with anxiety.

Unity "But….…"

Morty "What is it?"

Unity "It's just been hard recently. I have been having flashbacks of my relationship with your Grandfather…." Like… PTSD symptoms"

Morty " Oh geez i'm sorry. Rick can be kind of a lot sometimes."

Unity " It's fine Morty, I'm still figuring it out."

Morty " Well, I do know of this one medicine that helps with trauma. It's Ayahuasca" I haven't used it yet but Jessica gave it to me and she said it cured her trauma from her Uncle Joe."

Unity looks very interested

Unity "fuck it let's give it a shot!"

We cut to Morty ,dressed as a shaman, chanting rhythmically .

"IN with the light, OUT with the Rick, IN with the light, OUT with the Rick."

Morty hands unity a cup of ayahuasca tea.

Unity drinks all of the ayahuasca tea.

Unity "I don't fee…"

Unity's mind is bending into all different shapes and sizes. Her face is dripping Sweat, her skin is melting off her bones and she still faintly hears morty chanting his best impression of Shaman chants but in a much MUCH deeper voice. She's lying on the ground. She can feel the Intensity of air entering her body. It feels like her heart is a Mechanical clock and that with each heartbeat a strong force of air shoots through her veins and winds up the clock so that it beats faster and faster. She can't move her body it feels completely paralyzed. Unity feels her soul detach from her body. It floats into the air. She sees one of her other hive members and floats towards her until they are face to face.

Unity: "Why do I not feel connected to you?" "Why do I feel like you are the piece missing?"

Hive member: " I don't know"

Unity: " But you have been Unified on planet hive"

Hive member: " No, I didn't get Unified! I'm Unity but I can't unify anyone anymore! My powers are gone!"

Unity: "That can't be!" Unity starts throwing up. Morty holds unity's hair.

Morty "That's it! Out with the Rick! Your throwing up your regrets. You should be coming out of your trip now" how do you feel?"

Unity grabs the rest of the Ayuasca from morty. She shovels it into her mouth and swallows. Morty looks mortified.

Morty " Oh geez I don't think you can take all of that"

Unity enters back into her ayahuasca trip. This time she sees through the mysterious hive member's eyes while she walks down a road on some alien planet. Something hits her on the back of the head and she collapses on the sidewalk. Before losing consciousness she sees a blurry figure in a white lab coat with blue hair.

Unity wakes up completely sober.

Unity "one of my hive beings is missing!"

Morty " Can't you tell them to come back? Aren't they, uh, you know, you?"

Unity "Yes this Hivemind has been Unified, however, I can't feel them. It's like they are….. single minded."

The scene shifts Back to earth

We see Summer tossing and turning in bed. She wakes up and opens up her laptop on her bedside table. She scrolls through YouTube looking at tin whistle tutorials when she sees an ad for a retreat to learn from the greatest tin whistlers in Ireland. Summer says "all right?" and pays for a ticket with Jerry's block buster video credit card. Then Summer goes to the trash can and fishes out her tin whistle.

"Fuck you Rick." Says summer.

The scene shifts to summer getting out of her car on a small dock with a positively ancient looking metal boat with a banner that says "Tin whistle barge" tied up to the dock.

On the boat is a collection of rough looking irish sailors in aran sweaters and tweed caps. Cut to the boat landing on the shores of a misty island near Ireland where the ships land on an ancient dock. "Where is the retreat?" asks Summer. The one eyed grizzled sea captain turns to her and says "this here be the start of ye journey Summer Smith." Suddenly the sound of a tin whistle pierced the misty morning air and she decides to follow it. After a short walk on the island Summer comes across a classic irish bar with dogs running around saw dust floors and rough locals hugging their pints. In the corner of the bar Summer sees an old crone playing a tin whistle in the corner and approaches her cautiously. "I'm here for the retreat? Question mark?" Says summer "You don't have to say question mark at the end of your sentences I can understand you're asking a question" The crone replies snarkily. Summer says "Ooookay I guess I'm already learning. so where is the retreat?" The crone interrupts her with a piece of paper in her hand which she is clearly reading from " So you want to learn the tin whistle do ya lass?" "I just said…" Interjects Summer "Well you came to the right place!" replies the crone without missing a beat "all ye has to do is follow the sound of the mystical whistle!". Again a piercing whistle noise permeates the scene and there is a montage of Summer exploring small celtic burial mounds, riding on haycarts and wading through bogs all while following the noise of the mystical tin whistle. Then she comes across an ancient Irish tomb.

Inside the Ancient ruins are mummified bodies of ancient Celts and bog women. After a rousing scene through a series of indiana jones style traps she comes to an ancient edifice in a central throne room. Surrounding the edifice are several pretty red fairies with blacked out eyes that when you focus on them turn to a lovely emerald green. They also have big foppin knockers. All the Fairies have lovely irish faces with freckled complexions and a sensual animalistic look in their eyes. On top of the edifice is a golden tin whistle The fairies applaud and say to Summer "Good job on getting to our ancient home! you're the chosen one but there is still one more thing we need from you …To obtain this ancient power." "What is it?" Says summer the fairies swirl around very quickly surrounding her in a tornado like fairy vortex and say "The Hair! The Hair! We must have it!" Summer says "Well, okay, weird. I have these extensions. Will these work?" After giving the fairies her hair extensions, Summer grabs the ancient instrument. Now armed with this small instrument, she embarks on an epic adventure across the globe. With each city she visits, from the bustling streets of New York to the serene landscapes of Kyoto, she enchants crowds with the sweet melodies that flow effortlessly through her fingertips. Her music becomes a universal language that breaks down barriers and connects people in extraordinary ways. Summer plays to sold out stadiums and becomes a musical phenomenon across the globe. Meanwhile the Fairies plot.

Back at Unitys planet. Morty and Unity are playing tennis. After The game Morty begins to feel worried that Rick forgot about him.

Morty " Hey Unity? I think Rick forgot about me. Could you take me home?

Unity "Sure Morty, let me get the ship ready."

Meanwhile on earth.

Rick and what appears to be Unity are eating at a very fancy looking restaurant. A violin player strolls around tables playing and looking for tips.

Unity " We still haven't figured out why I can't connect with my hive." "It's been 3 years we've been working on this."The violin player does a dramatic sting. Rick shoots him an annoyed glance

Rick " yeahhhhh *Maintains eye contact with the violin player* it takes time, you're a complicated being with thousands of networks." What I am trying to say is it may take more time."

Unity "You're right. I just haven't been singular since, gosh, I can't remember. You know what? This experience has been nice! Even if I have been disconnected from my hive. I've been having such a great time with you Rick. You have matured so much since we first went out. I'm sorry if that comes off as rude.

Rick " No Unity you're completely right." I'm a different man now.

*The violin player plays shave and a Haircut Two Bits*

Rick turns to the violin player "what the f*** is your problem man!?" Catching himself Rick turns back to unity and adjusts his lab coat and slicks back his hair. " Ahem. Sorry about that Unity that was the 'old RIck'"

Unity "It's all right Rick cheers to New Beginnings!" They clink their glasses together.

Cut to the scene where Rick and unity are landing in the Smiths driveway after their lovely evening when suddenly an enormous Shadow stretches over the neighborhood. Rick looks up and starts saying "Oh f*** oh f*** oh f*** oh f***" Unity turns to Rick and says "what's the matter? What's going on?" Rick says "nothing! Let's just get inside." but Unity resists and says "I want to know what's happening" the ship lands and outsteps Morty in his Shaman outfit and Unity. Rick turns to Morty and says what the f*** Have you been on Survivor or something?

Both Unitys turn to look at Rick with rage in their expressions and tears of betrayal in their eyes and out of the ship step several extremely husky aliens that are clearly Hive minds of unity. They begin to fight Rick in hand to hand deadly combat with special operation kambit knives. Rick pulls out a Bo staff and does some f****** Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle s*** while beginning an argument with the Unitys. One Unity is approaching Rick while doing that thing where you toss a knife hand to hand flipping the knife around in Fancy ways and says "How could you do this Rick? This is low even for you." Rick does a flying kick into the neck of the unity killing him instantly while picking up the knife with his bow stick and tossing it into the forehead of another Unity. Another Unity approaches. Rick starts doing some Bruce Lee style moves with a pair of nunchucks. "How did you even do this without me knowing?" asks Unity Rick responds. "I implanted a chip into one of your hive minds and isolated…" Just then another muscular Unity holding R.P.G shoots off a rocket that Rick dodges with a roll. Unfortunately the rocket blows up the Smith family home. "God damn it!" says Rick. Morty is grabbed by the arm by the singular unity and they run onto the ship. While the docking doors close Unity screams at Rick "I'll see you in court!" "You can't take my grandson you f****** b****" Rick screams back. Just after the enormous spaceship flies away Beth and Jerry drive up to what was once a house in the family car. They get out of the car wearing Mickey Mouse ears and Hawaiian shirts. They stare at the wreckage that was once their family home. Jerry sighs and says "Well….. this is why we don't go on vacation."

Summer comes back to the Smith family home in a brand new tour bus with her face on it holding a tin whistle in a jaunty manner. She steps out of the tour bus and runs straight up to rick. "See Rick!" Summer exclaims. "Tin whistle isn't a waste of time or my life. I'm the number one selling music artist on Earth!" "Holy s*** you're amazing!" says Summer's boyfriend who also just arrived at The Smith crater. Summer turns to look at her boyfriend and stares with total disgust in her eyes for a long 40 seconds and then suddenly throws the tin whistle on the floor smashing it into a thousand pieces while all the fairies (Who at this time were doing fairy things like stealing hair and swapping babies out of cribs with changelings) burst into Flame. Summer turns back to RIck. "It's not worth my time to prove myself to you," says summer. " It's No mystery why everyone leaves you Grampa Rick. It doesn't matter how amazing someone is, it's a waste of time to try to connect with someone who's empty in their soul." After delivering this devastating speech Summer looks past an enraged rick to stare at the Smith Crater and Says

" Also….. what the f*** happened to the house ?"

Credits roll.