Lieutenant Colonel Flam Kish chuckled insanely with pinprick eyes as she threw off her burning uniform and started ascending up the hull of the Taranis with a Steil grenade in her teeth as the children from within the tank lamented her supposed death from the Swanhild's explosion, managing to make it all the way to the very top and opening the hatch and dropping inside, wincing in pain to herself when she landed on her singed and stinging feet as she limped around the vessel, determined to carry out her plan on infanticide on The Children of the Taranis, finally encountering them as they conversed amongst themselves, much to her sadistic joy as she knocked on the steel door frame with a slasher smile as she stared all of them down.
" Hello Children...Nice to finally meet the 12 little bastards who murdered Colonel Pretzel...and wiped out half my forces...*wheeze* I got this lovely grenade here and I was thinking of putting it inside your fuel tank...*coughing fits* That's right children...I'm taking you all with me and we're going to die together so that I'll torment all of you in hell..won't that be nice? " Flam said with a dark chuckle as she swung the grenade's rope pin on her finger as she held onto her death glare at the worried children in front of her.
" Colonel Kish...there's no need for that, just put the grenade down and we can talk this out. " Malt Marzipan peacefully suggested as he inched himself in front of the group to mediate the situation. " Please Flam, you don't need to do this. "
" I most certainly do need to do this, Like I told you brats before." Flam wheezed and coughed. " I will not concede defeat, victory is mine and glory to the Berman Empire and if any of you little runts take one more step towards me, I'm pulling this pin and chucking this grenade into you and you're going to paint this room in your own blood and I'm going to relish eating your charred remains! "
" You have completely lost it you crazy bitch! " Jin Macchiato spat at her. " As if you executing my father wasn't enough! "
" And I'll do it all over again if it means burying you all alongside him in a mass unmarked grave! " Flam Kish snarled spitefully. " So you're damn right that I've lost it! "
" Jin, Flam, watch your language around the little ones. " Hanna Fondant scolded them both as she covered Hack, Chick and Mei's ears to protect them from such vulgarity. " Vulgarity is not something they should know yet. "
" Hanna, I appreciate you trying to help, but please stay out of this. " Jin politely told her, knowing that it would be greatly unwise to anger the sisterly girl, knowing first hand how that would play out, an impromptu bath in the kitchen sink by an angry Hanna is far more terrifying that the admittedly cute woman with a live hand grenade in front of him...did he just say that his father's killer was cute?...maybe this war has damaged his psyche a tad bit.
" Listen Flam, I know you're angry about us killing Pretzel, but we did it in self defense. " Malt told her. " But going through with this won't bring him back to you, Revenge is a pointless and meaningless cause...you can still redeem yourself from all this, just get rid of the grenade and walk away peacefully. "
" What if I refuse? Any of you children have it in you to hang me from the turret? or line yourself up as a firing squad to execute me in front of those little ones? " Flam said as every single one of the children stared at her in concern, even Boron who was chowing down on rice balls and jelly doughnuts. " Okay, maybe you have a point and I consider letting my vengeance subside, we both know that the Berman Empire won't stop hunting you all. "
" Heh, not if we destroy them from within their headquarters." Jin muttered to himself, much to the commendation of Malt and Hanna as they shook their heads and hands in response.
" Hmmm that gives me a great idea, Say children why don't we play a fun game? " Flam Kish suggested with a maniacal grin on her face. " It's called Military Genocide starting with Hax, he manipulated me after all."
" Oh no Jin, what have you done? " Malt cried as he buried his face into hands.
" I don't like this idea...not one bit " Hanna said as she cupped her hands over her mouth in severe dread. " We have enough blood on our hands as it is."
" Oh dear what have I done? " Jin said as the new situation dawned on him as well. " Maybe you should reconsider, Ms Kish? "
" Here's your coat and hat, ma'am! " Mei said as she presented the repaired uniform coat and hat to the Colonel, who gave the little kitten thanks and patted her on the head in gratitude.
" Thank you Mei. " Kish told her as she put her coat and hat back on and recorked the grenade. " Just be thankful I'm not against you all anymore. "
" We're helping the one who's military caused us all this grief and bloodshed...that I was apart of twice...I'm starting to prefer the grenade option more and more now." Britz lamented as Sheena purred against him. " We'll go man the machine gun, come on Sheena."
" Oh fucking joy this will only ending good things, I can certainly goddamn tell. " Kyle snarked. " And we got this insane bimbo in our tank and homebase, how long until she spazs out and offs us too? "
" Let's go get 'em! " Wappa said as she started controlling the Taranis before anyone could stop her, the tank lurching as it rotated in the direction of the Berman Empire's vicinity. " This is going to be awesome! "
" It must be done children, for you must help this trouble soul find peace within herself. " Jeanne told them.
" Don't encourage her, Jeanne! " Malt exasperated as Hanna comforted him.
Colonel General Shvein Hax was sipping wine in his office angrily as his military forces were decimated by the Taranis and his prisoners were freed by the children and Flam and his men were gunned down one by one as they advanced through the place as Hanna fought with her gag reflexes to avoid the urge to vomit all over the floor at the sight of the bullet ridden corpses she and the children and Flam gunned down as they finally arrived at Hax's office and Hanna knocked on the door politely and opened it.
" May we come in? " She asked as she carefully walked into the room as she placed her smoking pistol in it's holster and lifted her hands as the army of children followed after her. " We only just want to talk, Mister...Colonel sir! "
" Good evening, Colonel Hax. did you enjoy the spectacle we created? " Flam Kish said as she walked into the room with a MP44 in her hands. " It was most enjoyable watching your troops participate in this beautiful show I devised with the helpful assistance of these children. "
" Is this ramble going somewhere, Kish? you got a firing squad waiting for you " Colonel Hax growled in anger. " You will not get away with this mutiny of yours! "
" Good thing there's going to be a change of leadership then. " Flam said with a smile.
" What are you talking-*get's riddled with bullets* " Hax started to argue before he was abruptly interrupted by the bullets of the MP44 and the silence of death after Flam Kish gunned him down as the children watched his body fall and the doberman woman walked over and spitted on his corpse and sat at his desk, propping her feet up in defiance.
" So children, have a seat and relax. " Flam Kish said with a glowing smile as the children done so while Hanna collapsed and vomited repeated on the floor after all was said and done. " We all have peace to enjoy again. "