Hey y'all! Sorry if this took a while but as I said, I have no update schedule. I would love it if you guys could review with what I've donewell and what I haven't and I would like to clarify that I will not care if a winner has previously won when choosing my winner so at this point anyone could win.

Ellismskd24: Thanks for the review! Well, that makes more sense now!

Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour… Greece. Here we learned Alejandro may not be perfect, unless perfection means being super klutzy. We witnessed one "friendship" begin and one "friendship" end. In the end, the Amazons won and Noah prepared himself for his elimination but with some help from his new "friend" Gwen, he was able to turn the game on its head and oust Tyler, the lovable klutzy jock! Unlucky for him, it was a reward challenge. So everyone can marinade in awkward soup for at least one more challenge. Who's gonna get knocked out of orbit this week? Get ready to believe, right here on Total… Drama… (singing) WOOOOORLD TOOOOUR.

(theme song)

Cut to first class

Gwen( to herself): Pummel Duncan… apologise to Courtney…

CONFESSIONAL

Gwen: I feel horrible. First Duncan uses me to get back at Courtney and I go along with it and then Noah almost gets eliminated. Do I like Noah? Nope. He's my only real friend on this plane. Duncan is Duncan, Cody would be nice if he didn't constantly hit on me, Courtney may not be a friend for long, Heather's a manipulative weasel, I know all about Alejandro thanks to Noah, Owen is nice but it's hard to say in the same room as him because of his fumes, Tyler isn't a friend but there's nothing wrong with him and then there's Noah, the only person I feel like I can get along with.

Noah: Man, it felt good sticking it to Alejandro yesterday. Even if his ally avoided elimination. Now, my only chance is to make the merge without losing unless someone gets injured but what are the chances of that? (1)

Duncan: I shouldn't have kissed Gwen, I admit it. All I've got to do now is find some way to make it up to Courtney when she finds out.

Tyler: I really lucked out last episode and I won't waste this chance. I'm kinda over the Gwen and Duncan thing, nothing seems to be happening there. Maybe it was just a friendship kiss? No matter, I'm gonna win this for Lindsay!

Alejandro: I can't believe that little twerp outsmarted me last night! My bro… Nothing.

CONFESSIONAL ENDS

Cut to economy class. Noah and Alejandro are glaring at each other while Owen and Tyler are talking, oblivious.

Tyler: I'm serious. That was so close last night. We really need to win our next challenge.

Owen: (clears throat) Permission to speak freely? You know, athlete to athlete.

Tyler: What happened to your medals?

Owen: Huh? Oh well, I ate the chocolate. So good. Then refilled it with peanuts, ate those. Refilled it with foam-packing peanuts, ate those, puked a painful white cloud and didn't refill it. Haha.

As they continued to talk, Noah headed to the confessional. Alejandro quickly followed.

CONFESSIONAL

Alejandro has Noah against the wall, glaring at him.

Alejandro: I don't think you heard me last night, mi amigo.

Noah: I outsmarted you once, I can do it again.

Alejandro: Think of it this way. You join me and we crush the competition. You don't… I get Gwen booted off.

Noah's eyes widen but he quickly regains his composure.

Noah: You think Gwen really matters to me?

Gwen opens the door and hears this. She starts to tear up but sprints away quickly. Alejandro laughs.

Noah: Gwen, wait!

Noah wiggles out of Alejandro's grasp and runs after her. Before he can get anywhere, the plane shudders and Noah is knocked into a plane wall, injuring him. Noah hisses in pain. The intercom comes on.

Chris: Attention potential crash victims, please remain calm. Snacks in the common area if you don't believe me and want a last meal.

Cut to the common area, Noah is pretending to read a book but really glancing anxiously at Gwen, who is looking away from him. The camera shows Owen at the table, looking at the fruit on it.

Owen: You call this a last meal? We're all gonna die!(eats and cries)

Duncan: Hey princess. Sleep well?

Courtney: (looks away with a blush) Yep.

FLASHBACK

Courtney and Duncan are in first class, snuggling on the couch.

Courtney: Don't you dare say anything to anyone else!

Duncan: Relax, princess! I won't say a word.

FLASHBACK ENDS

CONFESSIONAL

Alejandro: Too easy. Send a fake letter by Noah, follow him to the confessional when he goes at his usal time and provoke him to tell a lie. Now Noah is off his game and this time I won't be outsmarted.

Noah: Great. Alejerkdro just ruined my friendship with Gwen. I want to fix it but I have no idea how to. My social game isn't exactly perfect. Hmm… who has a lot of friends?

CONFESSIONAL ENDS

Tyler is doing pull ups with a bar when he slips. His hand goes flying forwards and he slaps Courtney.

Courtney: (gasps) How dare you?!

Tyler: I-I'm sorry! I slipped!

Duncan: Oh, you asked for it!

Before Duncan can hit Tyler, Gwen intercepts and shoves him out of the way.

Gwen: It was an accident! Can't you just lay off?

Both Gwen and Duncan glare at each other while Courtney looks between the two, both alarmed and confused.

Everyone gasps as the lights go out.

Owen: (farts) The darkness is my witness. That was not me.

The plane starts to dip at breakneck speed and everyone screams.

Owen reaches for the nearest person and hugs them as the plane lands and the lights turn back on. It turns out he grabbed two people, Duncan and Gwen. The two glared at each other as Owen released them and began to calm down. (2)

Owen: Sorry guys. Flying really scares me.

Gwen/Duncan: It's fine.

Cut to outside the plane, in Area 52.

Chris: Welcome everyone, to the coolest, extra-terrestrial-est place in the world! Area 52!

Noah: Yeah, I've been itching to go to Area 52 for years.

Gwen: Area 52? What about Area 51?

Duncan: The shows so broke, we have to fake an area now?

Chris: Nope. This really is Area 're all outside the border. Well, all of us apart from Duncan.

Duncan gets hit by a laser and jumps into the safe area. He then falls down in pain.

Chris: It's good to have friends in Area 51 places.

Noah laughs loudly.

Chris: Listen up, space cases. The 5-1 is the most tightly protected military base in the world. Which is why tonight's challenge is gonna be so much fun. For me. Part one, break into Area 51 without getting shot, gassed, plasma rayed, or otherwise killed. The place is guarded with elite black op soldiers, so if anyone does get all... exploded, their untimely but hilarious demise will be blamed on a freak weather balloon accident. Part two, each team must find a genuine functioning alien artifact inside Area 51's infamous black box warehouse. The place is full of broken alien junk. You need to find something alien that still works. But be careful. The warehouse is loaded with booby traps. Part three, the winning team must bring their working artifact back to Area 52 intact. Last team back faces elimination and do not get caught over there. Rumor has it trespassers get a memory wipe and are transferred to an alien colony where they either become slaves or food. You have 'til dawn. Go!

The teams split up.

Cut to Team Chris.

Alejandro: Okay, we should split up and search for a way in.

Noah: Ok, Al. You go with Owen and I'll go with Tyler.

Owen looks at Noah, hurt until Noah winks at him and he smiles. They split up.

Cut to Team Amazon.

Heather: Yes! The base is in sight. Cody, get your clammy hands off my leg.

Cody: I'm not touching your leg.

She looks down to see a lizard. She screams and kicks it off. It lands on the ground and is blown sky high.

Duncan: Weak.

Gwen: (ignoring Duncan) Freeze. We're on a mine field.

Cut to Noah and Tyler.

Noah: So… Tyler, how are you doing?

Tyler: Actually… I'm not doing that great.

Noah: Yeah?

Tyler: I'm noticing I'm being clumsy suddenly. It must be because I miss Lindsay.

Noah(rolls his eyes): Well, I think I have an idea to help you fix that.

Tyler: What is it?

Noah: Well… studies show that if you want something really bad, anything preventing that can cause things such as clumsiness.

Tyler: Well, what could that be?

Noah: (facepalms) I'm talking about Alejandro, Tyler.

Tyler: What about him?

Noah: The dude's a massive threat. He can charm any girl and, if I wasn't here, Owen into voting for who he wants and he's extremely strong.

Tyler: But if I get rid of Al, then I will get voted off next.

Noah: Ok, I like to keep information like this secret but I overheard Chef and Chris talking and they said the merge would be coming up in a few episodes. Think of it like this, you either take the risk and increase your chance of winning or you take me out and keep Al in the game.

Tyler: I'll think about it.

Noah smiles.

CONFESSIONAL

Noah: I hate to lie to Tyler but its' my only chance with Gw… the game!

CONFESSIONAL ENDS

Cut to Owen and Alejandro.

Owen: … so then I shot the bear and it only took one shot to take down the beast! It was a good death. (3)

Alejandro: (Puts his hand out for Owen to stop) Mi amigo, we have found it. Owen begins to call Tyler and Noah.

They both arrive, Noah panting as he falls over.

Alejandro: We found our entrance.

As he says this, a bunny hops across the field in front of them and is zapped with a laser, singing all its fur off.

Owen: I'll be back on the plane.

Noah: Don't worry Owen. All we do is grab a rock and throw it. The lasers go for it and we go one by one.

Alejandro goes first and pulls it off successfully. He is followed by Noah, who also completes it. Tyler runs and Owen panics and joins him. A tube appears in the ground and Owen gets lodges in it. Tyler turns around and tries to tug him out. Suddenly, both are sucked into the ground.

Noah: Owen, no!

Alejandro: Mi amigo, I know you want to save your friend but if we don't go now, we will lose the challenge and one of us will be voted off.

Noah nods and the two run in to the facility.

Cut to Team Amazon.

They have been stationary for two minutes.

Courtney: What do we do?!

Cody: I have an idea!

Cody pulls out candy form his pocket and chucks it on to the ground. It explodes and he keeps chucking candy on to the ground. He finds a path through and the others follow him.

Gwen: You found a way out and you sacrificed your candy to do it!

Duncan: Got to admit, dork, that is pretty cool of you.

Cody flashes the two a grin as he turns around. Unfortunately, he didn't realise a land mine was there and Cody flew into the air. He flew away.

Heather: You just had to congratulate him then, didn't you?

Duncan and Gwen look away sheepishly.

Cut to Chris standing in front of the plane.

Chris: Will our amateur alien hunters make it out of the mysterious black box with their butts intact? Where are Owen, Tyler and Cody? Will Al and Noah put aside their differences and win the challenge? Find out when we return on Total. Drama. World Tour! (aliens start zapping the plane) Gah! Stop it! Agh!

Authors notes:

1: This is a nod to Tyler's elimination in canon, though if this will be changed or not is too be seen.

2: I removed Al's hypnotism of Owen for two reasons. 1: Noah would probably stop Alejandro from hypnotising him and 2: This isn't too important to the story so I decided to remove it, something that may happen later on.

3: This is a nod to TDI episode 6, The sucky outdoors.