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Team Chris (Noah and Al), inside the facility:
Noah: Where are they?
Alejandro: They won't have gone far, mi amigo. Besides, the Amazons aren't even here yet!
Team Amazon minus Cody walks in.
Noah: (rolls his eyes) You just had to say that.
Gwen: Where's Owen? Tyler?
Noah: They got taken in to here.
Gwen glares at Noah before Alejandro notices Cody's disappearance.
Alejandro: Where is Cody?
Courtney: He stepped on a mine thanks to Duncan and Gwen.
Duncan and Gwen both give uncomfortable looks for a second.
Alejandro: Well, we should get going. Best of luck, mi amigos!
Just before the two teams split up, an intercom comes on inside the facility.
Chris: Welcome to the black box warehouse. Finding a functioning alien artifact in here is going to be like finding a needle in a haystack. A haystack with a black op security system, which I set off when I hacked into this PA. My bad.
An alarm begins to blare as the competitors sans Noah scream, who adopts a look of shock. They all quickly run off to find an artifact and their teammates.
Cut to Team Amazon, Gwen and Heather.
Heather: (looks around the area) Great. More broken space junk.
She kicks a robot, which powers on.
Robot: Intruder alert. Initializing elimination procedure.
Before the robot can act, the ground below it breaks and it begins to fall through floor after floor.
Robot: Ow. Ow. Ow.
Heather finds a working portal. She leans forward to inspect it and her top half is sucked in. Gwen notices this and frowns.
Gwen: Well, even though she's annoying, I'm sure Courtney would hate my guts for losing us our numbers advantage.
Cut to Heather, who is in the Area 51 facility, on the ceiling. She looks down to see Duncan and Gwen kissing each other. Heather gasps and before she is seen, she is pulled out of the portal. (1)
Gwen: What's wrong?
Heather: (shakes it off) What took you so long?
Gwen: Weighing up my options.
Heather scoffs as Gwen walks towards the portal.
Gwen: Great, now we can just carry the portal out of here and then come back for Co-
Before Gwen can finish, Heather kicks the portal, knocking it over.
Gwen: Why did you do that?!
Heather: No reason.
Gwen glares at Heather as they continue to look.
Heather: Say Gwen, I know we haven't seen eye to eye recently, but I think we need to talk about votes.
Gwen: Want me to help you come up with some final words when you're kicked off?
Heather: Think about this. I you vote me off next, your dear friend Cody is going to leave next.
Gwen: Well, who do you propose we vote for then?
As Heather tells Gwen the name, she adopts a look of shock.
Cut to Owen, who is asleep.
Owen: (wakes up) Where am I?!
?: Dude, keep quiet.
Owen looks over to see Tyler, who has broken the straps on his chair and is trying frantically to break Owen's.
Owen: Why are we being quiet?
Tyler: Who knows what might show up?
Owen: You're right. (Tyler sighs in relief) What could be here?!
Suddenly, two aliens drop from the ceiling and attempt to attach themselves to their faces.
Owen screams and runs straight into a metal door. He is knocked over by it and falls over, a big bump coming out of his head.
Owen: Mommy!
Tyler: (sees Owen on the floor) No! You won't hurt him! Tyler charges at the aliens and they charge back. Tyler punches one and it is destroyed but the other catches on to his face. Tyler begins to scream as he is zapped.
Cut to Alejandro, who is outside the room. He hears a clang and Tyler's scream.
Alejandro: Amigos? I'm coming!
Before he can move, Tyler bursts through the door, alien on his face. Thinking fast, Alejandro punches Tyler in the face, destroying the alien. Tyler drops to the floor.
Alejandro: Are you okay, amigo?
Tyler simply gives him a thumbs up and points back into the room. Alejandro nods and runs in to find Owen, knocked out.
Alejandro: Amigo, wake up!
Owen doesn't respond and Alejandro facepalms.
CONFESSIONAL
Alejandro: Then came the worst part. We had to carry Owen all the way back(shudders)
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to Team Amazon, Duncan and Courtney.
Courtney: Have you found anything yet, Duncan?
Duncan: Nope, it's all broken.
Courtney: (sighs) Just keep looking.
Duncan: Something wrong, princess?
Courtney: I just… noticed something is going on between you and Gwen right now. You both seem at each other's throats.
Duncan: (gulps) Relax, princess. We just haven't been seeing eye to eye recently.
Courtney: Why? What happened?
Duncan: Nothing much, just a small disagreement.
Courtney: Well, could you try patch things up? It's kind of hard to focus when your friend and boyfriend don't like each other.
Duncan: (nervous)I'll try, princess. I'll try.
Courtney: Thanks, Duncan. (Hugs him and walks off).
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: Man, this stinks! I have to make up with someone who could reveal my secret? If Courtney finds out, she might freak, and I don't want to lose her.
Courtney: I'm so happy Duncan is going to patch things up with Gwen. Then, I'll have two allies who won't be arguing all the time.
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to Al, Tyler and Owen.
Alejandro and Tyler have Owen on their shoulders and are walking through the fields back to Chris.
Suddenly, Courtney and Duncan burst through the doors of the facility and run away from the guards who are raising their guns. They get out of the facility just in time. They both reach Chris at the same time, Tyler collapsing just before the finish line and the other two making it over.
Chris: Congratulations guys on making it back here! Well, show me your intact alien artifacts!
Alejandro, Courtney and Duncan immediately facepalm. Before they can run off, Chris stops them.
Chris: Ah, ah, ah! Only players who haven't crossed the finish line can still help!
Alejandro: Tyler, you're our last hope! Quickly, run and find an artifact!
Tyler nods and runs back into the field, only to step on a mine and be blown back, landing on Owen past the finish line.
Tyler: I'm fine! I landed on Owen!
Chris: But you also crossed the finish line, leaving your chances of winning at practically zilch!
Alejandro: Practically?
Chris: Remember, you still have a pint-sized teammate out there!
Owen suddenly wakes up, wide eyed.
Owen: Where am I? Where are the aliens? Who am I?
The cast gasps.
Alejandro: Are you alright, amigo?
Owen: No, I'm not! I can't remember you, Al! Or Tyler! Or Chris! Or my little buddy No—Oh.
Alejandro facepalms and explains the situation to Owen.
Cut to Gwen and Heather looking around the facility.
Gwen: Uh, thanks for breaking the portal, Heather. Now we're going to lose!
Heather: Just move on and keep looking! It's not like something is just going to fall out of the sky.
A box falls from the sky and lands on Heather's head, knocking her to the floor.
Gwen: Hey, you are useful for something.
Gwen grabs the box and begins running, Heather following her with a glare.
Cut to the waiting teens and Chris.
Chris: (checking his watch) These teens need to hurry up, I'm bored!
All the teens present glare at him.
Owen: Hey, look! That's my little buddy!
Everyone looks out to see Noah carrying a similar looking box, also glowing. Noah is not moving very fast but is closing in on the finish line.
Alejandro: Hurry up, amigo!
Tyler: C'mon, guy! We've almost won!
Chris: And here comes Team Amazon!
Gwen and Heather are running towards the finish line, after Noah. Noah looks back and watches as Gwen walks towards an incoming mine, oblivious. He then looks towards the finish line, with his buddy, Owen and his team waiting for him. He closes his eyes and dives…
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…towards Gwen, knocking her out of the way. Noah's box lands on the mine and flies into the air. Heather grabs the box and continues running, leaving Noah and Gwen together.
Gwen: Wow… thanks, Noah.
Noah: All in a day's work.
He moves to get up but his arm hurts when he moves it.
Gwen: What's wrong?!
Noah: My arm… I think I sprained it.
Gwen: Oh no! Let's get you patched up.
Chris: Ahem! Now that that is done with, the winners of the challenge are…
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Chris: Team I am Smoking Hot!
Team Chris cheers as Noah gasps.
Noah: How?!
Alejandro: I caught the box when it went flying, amigo.
Noah: But why?
Alejandro: All in due time, Noah.
Noah shrugs and is caught in a hug from Owen.
Noah: Owen, sprained arm over here.
Owen: (puts Noah down) Oh, sorry!
Meanwhile, Cody runs up to the finish line.
Cody: Start the plane!
Chris: Huh? Why?
Cody is attacked from something from behind.
Everyone apart from Cody: Sierra?!
Cody: (sighs) She followed us here and stopped me form helping in the challenge.
Heather: Didn't he already tell you he didn't like you?
Sierra: Oh no, that was a joke! Silly Heather!
Cody just sighs.
Cut to the plane in first class, Owen and Noah are sat together, Noah's arm in a sling.
Owen: How is it little buddy?
Noah: Great. I've never felt better!
Owen: Woohoo!
Noah: (smirking) Owen, I was being sarcastic.
Owen: Oh.
Noah: I'll be fine, though. Just lay off on the hugs for a while, ok?
Owen: Aw, but that's the best part!
Noah stares at him as Owen realises what he has just said.
Owen: I mean, I like girls! I just like hugging you more. I mean! (2)
Noah walks away as Owen continues to babble to himself. He runs into Alejandro.
Alejandro: Feeling better, mi amigo?
Noah: You still haven't answered why you saved me from elimination.
Alejandro: I guess I grew a certain amount of respect for you, amigo. You could have died saving Gwen. Just don't expect this to happen again, amigo. Next challenge we lose, you're gone.
Noah: Well, I guess you do have a soul. You know, manipulating women aside.
Alejandro: (chuckles) You take care of yourself, amigo.
CONFESSIONAL
Alejandro: What, he almost killed himself. So, I let him stay for one more challenge. I haven't gone soft; he will go down.
Noah: So, Alejandro can be nice? Well, that's a surprise. If only Gwen hadn't run in to the landmine, I wouldn't have sprained my arm but oh well. She almost cost her team the challenge. (eyes widen) Oh no.
Gwen: Ok, so Heather wants me to vote with her and Cody and Courtney wants me to vote with her and Duncan. I don't really want to decide, either person I vote off just hurts me.
Sierra: Wow, I'm finally back! Now all I need to do is get Cody to admit he loves me and I'll be happy!
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to the elimination area, Team Amazon seated on the benches (Duncan and Courtney in the front, Cody and Heather in the middle and Gwen in the back.)
Chris: Team Amazon, not a lot of teamwork going on tonight! Cody, wasting time with your girlfriend? Uncool! (Cody and Gwen glare at Chris) Duncan and Courtney, crossing the line without the alien? Not very helpful! Gwen, your carelessness gave Team Chris enough time to win the competish and Heather, you were too slow to reach the finish line! Tonight, no-one is safe! Apart from Gwen! (Hands the barf bag to Gwen)
Gwen just looks down, seeming guilty about something. She hears a sigh of relief from behind the tiki and smirks, deciding to pull Noah out by his good arm.
Noah: (nervously)Fancy seeing you guys here.
Gwen: Yep, a real surprise.
Before they can continue, Chris clears his throat.
Chris: The next two barf bags go to the next two people with no votes…
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Chris: Courtney and… Heather!
The two catch their barf bags with a sigh of relief.
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Chris: … Cody!
Cody sighs in relief as he grabs his barf bag and a loud sigh of relief leads Noah to grab the other person hiding behind the tiki doll, Sierra.
Sierra: Please Chris, let me back into the game! I have to protect my future husband!
Chris: No dice.
Cody walks up to Sierra.
Cody: Sierra… I've tried to tell you nicely, really, I've tried.
Sierra: What are you talking…
Cody: Shut up! I don't like you, never have and never will! I'm sorry but you're taking our friendship too far, so it's over!
The whole room is stunned into silence, apart from Noah.
Noah: And just like that, the desperate ladies man turns down the first girl interested in him.
Gwen slaps Noah on the back of the head and he stays quiet.
Sierra: Cody… I thought…
Cody realises himself and stops.
Cody: Sierra, I'm… I'm sorry… I lost my co-
Before he can finish, Sierra is pushed out of the plane with a parachute by Chef.
Chris: Perfect timing, Chef!
Gwen: (reaches towards Cody) Cody, I'm sorry…
Cody runs off without a word. Before Gwen can run after him, she is stopped by Courtney.
Courtney: How could you vote off Duncan? I thought you were my friend. I thought I finally had someone I could trust.
Gwen: Courtney, I…
Noah: I see this isn't the right time… (Noah leaves the room)
Duncan: Courtney!
Courtney: Duncan!
The two embrace for the last time on the season and share a passionate kiss before Duncan is grabbed by Chef and thrown out the plane with a parachute.
Courtney: (turns to Gwen) How could you?!
Gwen: I… I… let me explain.
Courtney: No, that's fine. You've done enough. (Courtney exits)
Heather quickly exits as Gwen breaks down on the floor.
Chris: Wow, what a turn of events! With Duncan and Sierra gone for good, how will Team Amazon survive? Will Cody recover? Can Gwen mend her broken friendship with Courtney? Will Noah talk to Gwen? Will Noah last long enough thanks to Alejandro? Will Owen eat everyone's food when they're not looking? Will Heather oversee everything, and will Tyler actually become a good athlete? Find out the answer out these burning questions and more next time on Total. Drama. Wooooooooorld Tour!
Authors notes:
1. This is obviously a nod to the canon WT.
2. I loved Owen's bi jokes in TDI so I decided to add one of my own here.
Reason for elimination:
I like Duncan and all but I wanted to incorporate Gwen trying to mend a broken friendship with Courtney and the best way to do that was having Gwen oust Duncan to save Cody and get revenge.