Here we go! Another chapter! Hope you guys enjoy!
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Chris and Chef are in the cockpit, Chef grumbling as he flies the plane.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour… Area 51. Plucked from space to zap your face! After Noah accidentally telling Gwen he doesn't care about her, our teams were forced to retrieve an intact alien artefact and bring it back to moi! After Cody was blown away by the scenery and Owen and Tyler went six feet under, the rest of our contestants enjoyed their time in the complex. Heather discussed strategy with Gwen while Courtney tried to get Duncan to mend his broken relationship with Gwen. Alejandro saved Tyler and Owen from a sucktacular experience and accidentally left Noah as the only remaining team member! Heather, Gwen and Noah were neck and neck and Noah had to make a choice: the competition or Gwen. Noah pushed Gwen out of the way of a mine and landed on it himself, luckily for him he only broke his arm! However, it seems victory was all she wrote for Team Chris when Alejandro caught the artifact and won the challenge for his team, showing Al isn't just a manipulative weasel! At the dramatic elimination ceremony, Heather got Gwen on board and eliminated Duncan, breaking Courtney and her friendship with Gwen. When super stalker Sierra was kicked off again, Cody snapped! With so much drama going on, what will happen now? Will Gwen mend her relationship with Courtney? Will Cody recover? What will become of Team Chris with Noah's handicap? Find out, right here on Total! Drama! World Tour!
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Cut to the elimination ceremony. The episode begins where it left off last time, with Gwen breaking down on the floor. The camera followed Heather as she left, walking with a purpose. She walked straight to first class and peaked her head through. Tyler and Alejandro were sleeping on chairs opposite each other. Heather walked past them and approached Noah, who was fast asleep. Noah was clearly in pain. The camera zoomed out to show Owen giving Noah a bear hug. Heather rolls her eyes.
Heather: Psst. Noah.
Noah: (awake) Oh, hey Heather. Made out with Alejandro yet?
Heather: I don't know, have you made out with Owen yet?
Noah: No, don't worry. He's still available.
Heather: (seethes) Your girlfriend needs you.
Noah: Oh, Heather. You want me, Alejandro and Owen? Bit of a tall order, isn't it?
Heather: Shut up, you twerp. Gwen needs comforting and you have something going on.
Noah: We don't have anything going on. But fine, I'll help. On one condition.
Heather: (sighs) What now?
Noah: Get Owen off me?
Heather: Uh, you're so useless.
Noah: Pot meet kettle.
Cut to Courtney in the cargo hold.
Courtney: (crying) It's so… unfair. What did Duncan do to Gwen? That #####! She's going down!
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: I thought me and Gwen were friends but she proved all she cares about is the money. I need to convince Cody and Heather to vote with me, then all I do is throw a challenge and viola! She's outta here!
Heather: I love this tension! My plan worked and a massive threat's off the plane and with Courtney and Gwen at each other's throats, me and Cody are safe for the merge! It's great when a plan comes together.
Noah: So there I was, confronted by Heather to comfort her number 1 enemy. Somethings going on here. I hope Gwen's okay. (eyes widen) I mean, whatever.
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to the elimination room, Noah walks in. Gwen is on the floor, a mess.
Noah: Oh crap, are you okay?!
Gwen looks up and her defences seem to drop when she sees Noah.
Gwen: I just made a huge mistake.
Noah: What happened?
Gwen: Well, it's a long story.
Noah: Don't worry, I'll listen. (sits down)
Gwen explains everything that had just taken place.
Noah: Wow. Well, I, for one, know what you need to do.
Gwen: (gasps) What?!
Noah: All you have to do is explain why you kicked off Duncan and how he misled you. If it doesn't work, just convince Cody and Heather to kick her off next time you guys lose.
Gwen rubs her eyes and stands up, giving Noah a hug.
Gwen: Thanks, Noah.
Noah: (shocked) N-no problem, Gwen.
Gwen leaves the room as Noah stares into space with a shocked expression, quickly turning into a smile.
Someone grabs him from behind, who is quickly revealed to be Owen.
Owen: Aw, my little buddy has a girlfriend!
Noah: (facepalms) She's not my girlfriend. Wait, were you listening the whole time?
Owen: Yeah, I was! Heather told me there was leftovers in the elimination area and then I saw you guys! You've got to let me help you with her!
Noah: Well… fine.
Owen cheers.
Owen: Alright!
CONFESSIONAL
Noah: Why, of all people, did Heather help me out with relationship troubles?
Heather: I need my team at peak performance today and I thought if Noah could cheer Gwen up, then our team could dominate the challenge. Plus, if we all make it to merge, Courtney and Gwen will target each other immediately, letting me slip through undetected. Oh, the Owen thing happened because I need Gwen to be happy, so she'll focus on the game. A boyfriend would help. Even if it is Noah.
Owen: Aw, my little buddy likes a girl! It's my mission as his friend to get them together before the end of the season. Unless Gwen doesn't like him… but I'm pretty sure she does.
Gwen: Noah was really helpful today. At least I know what to do, now. Who knew Noah actually cared? Then again, I kind of figured it out after he took a mine for me. *Blushes slightly*
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to first class with Alejandro and Tyler.
Alejandro: Hey, Tyler.
Tyler: What's up, dude?
Alejandro: I think I know why we haven't been able to eliminate Noah yet and I think it's time I pull out my wildcard.
Tyler: What is it?
Alejandro: Something he won't be prepared for.
Cut to the cockpit, where Cody is sulking. Chef walks in.
Chef: What are you doing here, Scrawny 2.0?
Cody: Er… nothing!
Cody quickly sprints away as Chef raises an eyebrow.
Chris (over PA): Attention, contestants! Make your way to the dining hall for today's challenge!
Cut to the dining room as Owen walks through the door.
Chris: Dude, why'd you take so long?
Owen: Sorry dude, first class rocks! I just had to have another cake before I came!
Chris: (rolling his eyes) Moving on! We have just landed in our next location, Australia! Each team will have to attempt to complete the "Marathon of Death!"
Tyler: D-death?!
Chris: Stop interrupting me! Anyways, part one will be an emu race all the way into the Blue Mountains. I'm not saying the trip is dangerous but with venomous snakes, killer scorpions and the very real possibility of sunstroke, I hope you all have your affairs in order! Whoever reaches Hanging Rock first earns a distinct advantage in the second part of your challenge! Now, get out there and wrangle some emus!
Owen: Please don't land on my kiwis.
Chef quickly pushes the contestants out the door, to land in a pile at the bottom.
Owen: Oh, come on!
Noah: Didn't need a spine anyways.
Everyone gets up and looks around to see emus running around.
Chris: I would tell you guys doo luck without saddles and all but I found it's not good for ratings so… Good luck Owen!
As he finishes, the plane takes off again and disappears. All the contestants apart from Owen roll their eyes.
Tyler: We don't need luck! EXTREME!
Tyler grabs an emu but it starts pecking him in the head. He quickly lets go.
Tyler: Ow! Chris, come back! I need your luck!
Alejandro facepalms and walks off, followed by the others. Alejandro arrives seconds later with two emus.
Alejandro: Would this help?
Tyler just gives him a thumbs up. (1)
Cut to Team Amazon strategizing.
Heather: Alright, guys! All we have to do is wrangle ourselves some emus.
Cody shrugs, Gwen walks away and Courtney frowns, quickly covering it up.
Heather: Does Gwen want to lose or something?
Gwen re-appears with an emu.
Heather: How did you already get one?
Gwen: I don't know, animals are really attracted to me for some reason. (2)
Heather: Makes sense since you are one.
Gwen: Wow. Real original.
Gwen gives the emu to Cody and Cody hops on. He stays on for about five seconds before he is bucked off.
Gwen: Easy, easy.
The emu calms down and Cody gets on.
Heather: Don't wait for us! We need to get the advantage!
Cody nods and leads the emu away.
Courtney: Can you wrangle 3 more emus as well as you can steal my boyfriend?
Gwen: I didn—never mind.
Gwen walks away as Courtney turns away from her.
Cut to Team Chris as Alejandro and Tyler set off, leaving Owen and Noah to their own devices. An emu sees some grass lying in a bundle and walks over. As it reaches it, it is knocked out by a fart, Owen's specifically. (3)
Owen: Hah, alright!
Noah: Thought about how to wake it up, Einstein?
Owen realises his mistake.
Owen: Errr… I've got some more grass for you, birdie.
Noah facepalms and walks off, instead opting to look himself.
Gwen watches this from afar and watches. She has wrangled another emu.
Gwen: Hey Noah!
Noah: Oh, hey Gwen.
Gwen: You can have this emu. Think of it for payment for the advice… and the mine… and the medal in Greece.
Noah: The list sure goes on, doesn't it?
Gwen: *chuckles* Oh great Noah, glad I could be of service.
Noah: *chuckles* See you at the finish line!
Noah gets on the emu and leads it over to Owen. Gwen sighs and turns around to come face to face with Heather.
Heather: What was that?
Gwen: Oh! Err… repayment for the mine?
Heather: Right… Well, hurry up and help your own team!
Gwen flips her off and goes to look for more emu, shocking Heather.
CONFESSIONAL
Heather: Gwen is treading on thin ice. If we lose the challenge, I can't wait for a tie.
Gwen: I only did what I did for Noah because of what he did for me, alright? I do NOT like him!
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Noah: Hey Owen, I got an emu.
Owen: How did you get one? I've been trying to wake up Jerry for the past five minutes!
Noah: You named him?
Owen: Hey, it's Jerry!
Noah: (rolling his eyes) Alright, fine. If you must know, Gwen gave me it.
Owen: She's so into you dude.
Noah: I don't think she is.
Owen: C'mon, I've had a girlfriend before! I know she likes you.
Noah: Sure but no offense, your girlfriend was a nutjob.
Owen: Just trust me dude.
Noah: Alright fine, let's say she is into me. What do I do?
Before he can respond, Jerry wakes up.
Owen: Alright, Jerry!
Owen gets on Jerry's back and Jerry immediately collapses.
Noah: Uh, dude, I think you need two emus.
Owen: Oh, right.
Cut to Team Amazon, Heather and Courtney have already set off. Gwen looks around the clearing for emus.
Gwen: There are NO emus left! Did Chris plan this?
Cut to Chris and Chef waiting at Hanging Rock, with Chef cooking on the grill. Chris bites into some of the meat Chef just cooked.
Chris:Mmm, Chef! Delish! What is this?
Chef: A local delicacy.
Both of them burst out laughing.
Cut to Owen and Noah about to set off. Noah is looking back.
Owen: Alright, let's go, little buddy!
Noah: Err… No, you go ahead. I'll catch up.
Owen looks back too and realises what Noah wants to do.
Owen: Alright, see you then, buddy!
Owen sets off with Jerry and Mr. Emu straining from his weight.
Noah: Hey, Gwen!
Gwen looks over and sees Noah waiting for her.
Noah: Need a hand?
Gwen: Took you long enough.
Gwen got on the emu and Noah and Gwen set off after the others.
Cut to Heather and Cody as Heather had caught up with Cody.
Heather: Hey, Cody!
Cody looks back and sees Heather reach him and pace her emu with his.
Heather: Are you alright? You can talk to me, Cody. You haven't spoken a word since this challenge started.
Cody: (sighs) I guess… I'm angry at myself for snapping at Sierra. Even though she doesn't respect personal space, I still thought of her as my friend. Now, who knows how she feels about me?
Heather: Well, if her actions up to London are an indication, she'll be back. I can't tell if she'll accept being your friend or not but I can tell you she'll come back.
Cody: Thanks, Heather. I feel much better now.
Heather: No problem.
CONFESSIONAL
Heather: It feels so good to have a strong ally in Cody come the merge. Even if we lose the challenge, either weird goth girl or miss BITCH are going home so I have someone to help me in the merge. Of course, if I need a scapegoat, he's gone but still.
Cody: Heather's right. I'm surprised I'm saying this but I'd call Heather a friend. She's actually really helpful if you're friends with her. If I weren't after Gwen, I'd probably go for her.
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to Courtney, on her own.
Courtney: Pace yourself, there's no need to exert yourself.
The emu started running in response, Courtney barely clinging on.
Courtney: Bad emu! I'm calling my lawyer!
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: (Is on the phone to someone)
Cut to a courtroom, where Courtney's lawyer( a professional looking man with a blue suit, red tie, white shirt underneath, blue eyes and spiky black hair(4)) is sat opposite a scared looking emu.
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to Alejandro and Tyler, next to each other.
Alejandro: So, that's my strategy to destroy Noah. What do you think?
Tyler: There's no way he'll see that coming! EXTRE—oof!
For the tenth time so far, the emu bucked Tyler off. Alejandro stopped his emu to wait for Tyler.
Alejandro: May I suggest holding on to the emu next time?
Tyler: Nah! Tyler 2 was just playing!
Alejandro: Tyler 2? Why am I not surprised?
CONFESSIONAL
Tyler: I feel like me and Alejandro have really bonded this season. After the season is over, I could see us staying as great friends! EXTR-
Before he can finish, the door is opened by Tyler 2 and Tyler 2 headbutts Tyler.
Alejandro: (Looks around to see feathers everywhere) Why are there emu feathers in here? I'm past questioning this show. Anyways, Tyler really is an imbecile. After the show, this "friendship" we have will be down the drain.
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to Gwen and Noah riding together on their emu.
Noah: So… how are things going on your side of things?
Gwen: Courtney is at my throat and Heather hates me.
Noah: Yeah, but Cody isn't willing to vote you off because he still thinks he has a shot with you.
Gwen: Why doesn't he? Is someone worried?
Noah: Me? Worried? No.
Gwen: You're so funny, you know that?
Noah: I could say the same thing to you but I'd rather have the spotlight on glorious me.
Gwen: (chuckles): Yes, King Noah.
Noah: (gulps and braces himself) Every king needs a queen. (5)
Gwen: (blushes) Oh, I get it. You're not worried about Cody taking me, you're worried about me taking Cody!
Noah: Yes, unfortunately neither of us are girls.
Gwen: With your scream you might as well be.
Noah: Ha, very funny.
Gwen: I know.
CONFESSIONAL
Noah: Gwen is perfect. I doubt she likes me back but she actually makes me happy. My first attempt at flirting didn't get me kicked in the kiwis but she also deflected it so…
Gwen: Noah is… a good… friend. I really do like him with his wit coupled with his good looks and… Oh crap!
CONFESSIONAL ENDS
Cut to Owen, who is still on top of two very tired emus (Jerry and Mr. Emu).
Owen: Alright guys, I think we should have a break!
The two emus collapse, and Owen falls off.
All three are out by the time they hit the ground(asleep.)
Fast forward 12 hours and cut to Chris and Chef.
Chris: Uh, I'm bored. We've been waiting way too long.
Chef: Poker?
Chris: Alright! Set 'em up.
Before they can play, Courtney arrives on a very tired emu, which bucks her off immediately.
Courtney: I said go slow, you-
Chris: Congrats Courtney, you're the first to arrive! However, your whole team has to be here to gain the advantages!
As Courtney breathed a sigh of relief, Heather and Cody arrived and she quickly became worried.
Heather: Where the heck is Gwen?
Chris: Not here yet Heather! So just wait here! If the whole of Team Chris gets here first, they gain the advantage! Ya snooze, ya lose!
Quickly joining the four are Alejandro and Tyler, the latter is thrown off and lands on his head. Alejandro gets off his emu and goes to check on Tyler. As he gets up, he checks with Chris to see if they had already lost the advantage or not. On hearing the whole team had to be here, he sighed in relief. Half an hour later, the next three(emus and people) arrived.
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Chris: Noah and Gwen! Congrats Team Amazon, you gained the advantage in the next part of the challenge! As for Team Chris, you have to stay put until Owen arrives!
Noah: Owen isn't here yet? Oh no.
Gwen: What's wrong?
Noah: If he hasn't arrived, I think his emus have collapsed. He may be l-lost.
Chris: Don't worry, egghead! We have Owen's location and cameras on him to make sure he isn't dead. Unlike for the rest of you.
While people like Heather rolled their eyes at Chris's blatant favouritism, people who cared for the jolly giant like Noah and Gwen heaved a sigh of relief.
Alejandro: (pulls Noah to one side so Tyler can overhear): Why did you help the other team? They won the advantage because of you!
Tyler: Yeah! Why did you?
Noah thought quickly and came up with an excuse.
Noah: She was going to die if I left her out there. Life is more important.
This seemed to satisfy Tyler but Alejandro was still glaring at him as they were waiting for Owen.
Alejandro: Where is that butter donkey?!
It was Noah's turn to glare as Chris turned to the camera.
Chris: Don't even think about going back for Owen! You guys have to wait right here while I explain the challenge to Team Amazon! Team Amazon, get ready to buckle up and take a long walk up a short cliff. What exactly are they jumping in to? (Australian accent) Find out when we boomerang back(normal voice) on Total. Drama. World Tour!
(1) : This is a reference to Tyler's TDI introduction.
(2): This is a reference to the Goths in the ridonculous race, more specifically, how they were able to gather rabbits in Down and Outback.
(3): Another reference to the same episode, with how Owen gathered rabbits for him and Noah.
(4): This is a reference to Phoenix Wright.
(5): A reference to TDA's finale(Duncan's ending) with him and Courtney.