Hack: Yugioh Disclaimer

Shashomiru: But the Faerie is owned by me.

One day sweet little Seto was walking down a dirt path, minding his merrily own business... He happened upon a little boy who appeared to need help with his bicycle.

Seto knew he had far too much to do and had no time to mess around so he continued forth.

"….Excuse me mister…" The child looked up at Seto, his cheeks stained with tears. He had OBVIOUSLY been there for a while.

"I need help with my bike. Could you help me….get my mommy?"

"Mommy? I have a lot to do today." Seto responded. As expected.

"But-but Mister-"

"You heard me, kid!" He told the child.

As he continued to walk forward the child all of a sudden became quiet. Seto turned to the child to see him sitting next to his bike…WHERE SETO HAD LEFT HIM.

"Kid…" He listened for an answer. "Kid. Hey kid, answer me when I'm talking to you!" He walked to the boy and knelt to grab onto the collar of his shirt to get his attention, only to be surprised when the child grabbed onto HIS.

The child sat up holding Seto's collar.

"UHH! WHAT."

He said in a strange voice to Seto, "You should be more considerate!" The sky grew dark and cloudy as lightning began to light up the sky. "Yes, consider this indeed, Seto Kaiba. Otherwise, things might get weird! REALLY WEIRD. I CAN MAKE IT SO. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA! Toodles."

With that, the sky cleared and the boy along with the bike, and he looked around feeling strange.

"….that was kind of weird." He stood and brushed his clothing clean.

He continued walking when he noticed that the sky was getting darker. "Oh, great. Another freak storm." He spoke sarcastically and mimicking the boy in Mr. Funny Bunny's voice, "I guess maybe it's like what he was saying. I better run to Mokuba before I wet my pants!'"

He continued walking only to notice that it had gotten even darker. It began to sprinkle a bit. The rain began to come down harder, and harder, and harder, and harder, AND…well… I think that's as hard as it's gonna get.

He began to run when he heard noises behind him. He turned around to see the most bizarre thing he had probably ever seen since Yugi's hair.

"What in the- a flying cow? Wait…..TORNADO!" He began running faster, but the funnel just kept getting closer until it GRABBED HIM UP! (Hahahahahaa! YAY!)

"AHHHH! CAN I SURVIVE THIS THING?!" Alas! He kept spinning and tried to grab onto anything he could for his dear little ol' life.

"I'm getting dizzy…"Excellent. He kept going until he was bumped on the head by some big object…oh yeah! It was Pegasus's fingernail polish supply. "Pegasus has been here…"

He fainted and everything got black…. and quiet…. and… ITCHY!

"Hnnn…"

"I think it's alive. Do it again."

"UhhhhhaaaaaaaAHEY!" Seto stood up quickly.

"HAH! Told you it was alive! Now fork it over!" A boy stuck out his hand.

"Fine…" A second boy handed the first boy a nickel.

"A-a nickel? What's that for?"

The two boys looked at him.

"Oh my- what's going on with you two?!"

The two boys looked at each other and back at Seto. They were baffling (Though they cannot compare to Seto). Both of their eyes were diagonal (Longitude or whatever.)

Both of the boys started to giggle. "We both betted a nickel on you to see if you were alive or not."

"A nickel? Why just a nickel?"

"Well, did you think we would bet a DIME?"

"What?!" He began scratching frantically. "And what did you put on me?!"

Both of the boys smiled and shoved a bottle in his face and yelled, "ITCHING POWDER!" They both ran off laughing.

"Hey you little...! Where am I?" He stopped and stood there scratching himself. He looked around and noticed that everything was like…like…SOME WILD FAIRYTALE! YYIIIIhh.

A weird glowing bubble appeared and started floating towards him. He expected it to get bigger…but…it didn't. It was only the size of a bowling ball when it started floating in his face. He glared at it and poked it with his finger. But not without getting an ultrasonic energy in return.

"GAAAAAAHHH! Oohh…" He knelt onto his knees feeling dizzy.

A small figure stood up before him a brushed it's clothes. "Have not you ever heard of a defense mechanism?"

"Uuuhhh…" He turned a little pale.

"Hey, are you alright?" She stared up at him in a bit of concern.

Seto shook his head. "Okay? OKAY!? I have just been knocked around in a funnel, thrown on the ground in this…weird…fairyplace! I'm covered in itching powder, I've been surprised by you and you want to know if I'm OKAY?!" He yelled at the fairy and continued to scratch.

"….Pretty much." They both glared at each other for a while. Seto leaned backwards onto the ground.

"…Forget it…Now what in the heck were those guys?" He looked up at the fairy.

She flew to him and landed on his chest. "Them? They were the Umpchkins, that they were."

"What?!" He sat up quickly causing the fairy to tumble onto the ground. He looked closely at her, she crawling back a bit.

"Do you take me for a fool? Do you know what you are saying, or are you so small there's no room for your brain?!" He glared at her for a moment.

"Now, why would I fib about something like that, Seto? I'm an honest individual."

"Wait… How did you know my name?" He looked at her puzzled.

"…I've been expecting you."

"All of you?"

"Nah Umpchkins are only bright at understanding certain things here."

"….Oh. Now tell me…where the freak am I?!" He asked the fairy.

"Are you sure you want to know?"

He grabbed her by the back of her little scruff and held her up close to his face.

"…..YES!" He plopped her on the ground again.

She stood up. "Well, maybe I don't want to tell you." She picked up her oversized wand, straining, supported it onto her shoulder and turned to walk away. Seto put his hand in front of her.

"Wait. You're not leaving until I get some information!"

"I'm not telling you anything." She flew over his hand.

"Hey!" He pinched at her butterfly-like wings.

"Ahhh!" She cringed.

He looked at her.

"Are you alright?"

"Never touch my wings... But yes. I'm fine."

"Good." He plopped her on the ground again. "I need to know how to get the heck out of here."

The fairy began to grow agitated. "Well. I'm sorry Mr. Seto, but that is not possible here, that it isn't."

"What?! What do you mean?!"

"Umm… there's no way to go. That's about it."

"What am I going to do? I'm stuck here in 'Freakland' with a fairy!" He remarked.

"Actually, I'm a lot smarter than you claim. I know all about this world and how to get out of it, that I do!" She put her hand on her hip.

"Ahhh. So you do know how to get out of here."

"Oops!" She covered her mouth.

Seto quickly grabbed the fairy. She dropped her large wand as he held her tight.

"Listen to me, you little witch. You'll tell me how to get out of here or I'll crush every little bone in your tiny little body..." He tightened his grip as she gasped for air.

"….fffine…"

"Good. Eh heh heh." He loosened his grip. She sighed. "Now." He grabbed her tiny cheeks between his fingers. "Tell me."

She was panting for a while before she answered. "….I….I can't tell you."

"You better…" He tightened his grip once again.

"Ah, ah….I-I …can't tell you…but-but I can show you-!"

"Grrrrr…fine." He opened his hand and, once again, she fell to the ground.

She sat. "My. You sure are… one for manners."

"You should see me on other days." He grinned at her.

"Yes, well. Very well. But first I have to go through some rules. The only important rule is to Keep Off The Grass At All Times."

"Really? What are the other rules?"

"Uumm- th-they're not important. Now, let's get back on schedule. Seto, look up."

He looked up.

"Now look down at your feet."

He directed his attention to his feet. "Why am I doing this?"

"Look at what you've stepped in."

Seto lifted up his foot. "Oohh, Jeez!" He began shaking his foot.

"Heh heh heh."

Shashomiru: Yesh.

Hack: Ahem.

Shashomiru: Please review.