Shashomiru: Aw man. .-.
Hack: What now.
Shashomiru: I know for a fact I wrote this chapter during the time the Internet was down... I know it. It was a good one too.
Hack. Eh.
Shashomiru: What coulda happened to it.
Hack: I don't know, you were gone for a week- Maybe you forgot to actually SAVE it?
Shashomiru: But I know I did...
Hack: Whatever. Begin chapter.
Shashomiru: I bet someone deleted it. -glares evilly at Hack-
Hack: Begin chapterrrr!
"Please, hurry! The sand is almost there!" Ryou fidgeted with his tail.
"Alright then... Stand back, kid! Here we go!" Inu Yasha leapt forward full force and struck the door with his Tetsusaiga.
"Hey! Knock that off! -lol inside joke- Those doors were expensive!" The witch shook her fist at the door.
"Keep! Quiet!" Inu Yasha gave the best that he could.
"Well...!" The witch crossed her arms.
"How much time do we have?" Starecro called to the Meowardly Kitten.
The Meowardly Kitten looked at the Hourglass. His eyes widened.
Weee, slow motion!
He turned to the glass and held his hand out, slowly beginning to walk toward it. The Fairy slowly looked at him as the last shiny red grain of sand stumbled to the pile of grains.
Ryou felt himself go limp. His knees felt weak as he slowly began to kneel to the floor.
Inu Yasha let out a brave grunt and brought his Tetsuaiga to the door once more with all the might in his body.
/slow motion!
He curled limp to the floor.
Inu Yasha and the group ran in and looked about the room.
"Ryou!" yipped Shippou.
The group looked upon him and the empty Hourglass.
The Fairy stared at them, panting.
"Ryou?" Starecro gently pushed through the group and stared at the motionless Ryou. "Ryou." He made way to the boy and warmly pulled him into his arms.
The witch peered from behind her chair and blinked. "I... I did it? I actually did it!" She jumped up and smiled.
"You bitch!" Miroku pointed at her all dramatically. "How could you do this to an innocent being!"
"Um... Duh. I'm the Bitch of the North. It's my thing. O.o Didn't you read the script?"
"o.o Script?"
"Yeah... o.o;"
"What script? Oo" Seto blinked.
"You mean there isn't a script to this story?"
"Wut. Not for, like, this."
"Oh... Okay then. But, anyway!" She shook her head. "I can't believe I actually did it!"
"Neither can I..." Inu Yasha raised an eyebrow.
"Ryou..." Starecro gently rocked the small cat-like boy. "Wake up. We're here now. We are free."
"Give it up, Yugi." Seto walked up to them.
"Yugi?"
"Never mind. We did everything that we possibly could."
The witch raised an eyebrow. "You guys are so dramatic."
Shippou looked at her. "Um... what are you saying? You actually did this thing with your spell!"
"o.o I did? Oh. Oh, I see. You guys think that he's... hahaha. Silly fools! I just cast his mind into the Shadow Realm is all."
"His heart is alright." Starecro's cheek was pressed to Ryou's chest.
"Yeah. #.# How would you know that, anyway...?" The witch eyed Shippou warily.
"Um... I have... sssuper human powers, yeah..."
"Shippou, you're not human. -.-" Sango twitched.
"So! ;.;"
"Gaaah, this is ridiculous! Would you guys just get it right, already?!" Inu Yasha sheathed his Tetsusaiga and tilted his head. "And what is this 'Shadow Realm' you're going on about?"
The witch formed a broom in her hand. "I'm sure Seto Kaiba shall tell you. Now. Carry on, you weirdos. I'm going to have a party with the Ham-Hams!"
The group blinked in surprise as they stared at an empty exit path and the castle doors slammed behind them.
"Um... okay..." Sango stared with wide eyes.
"What are we going to do, now, Inu Yasha?" Kagome tugged at Inu Yasha's sleeve.
"The heck if I know."
"Well, there's only one thing we can do..." Seto crossed his arms. "I was told of this 'Spazz of O.S.' or something. That's where I've been heading to get home."
"Oh yeah. I almost forgot." Inu Yasha twitched his ears.
The Penman jumped forward dramatically in front of the gang, holding a pen in the air. They all stared at him. "Well, what are you waiting for! To the Chatmobile! AWAAAAAAY!" He ran forward along the trail.
Sango twitched. "Um... okay."
"Come along, Sango..." Miroku gently lead her along towards the trail, Shippou scrambling up onto his shoulder.
"Do you think we'll make it, Inu Yasha?" Kagome latched onto Inu Yasha's sleeve.
"I sure hope so. I wish nothing more than to make it back home." They followed shortly behind the others.
Seto sighed and looked at Starecro who stared up at him innocently. "Come on."
Starecro smiled and nodded.
"JOEY! Get down here!"
"Ooo. Ooo. Ooo." Joey scrambled and seated himself before the Witch. "Ooo...?"
The witch handed him the broom. "Clean up this mess. Now!"
"-.-;; Grrr..."
Shashomiru: Well, that sounded similar if not the same to the other chapter. I think it may be a bit longer though. I'm glad I remembered the more important funny parts though.
Hack: Ehh... It's decent.
Shashomiru: People like it though.
Hack: Because they're gay.
Shashomiru: Oh well. : D Praise to homosexuals! Review if you may!