DING DONG OPALINE AND VILGAX ARE DEAD


In our special cave hideout on Valmorg was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Freakazoid, Steff, Funny Bone (Skylanders), Deadpool, Mindy & Buttons And Marie Kanker Loud as well as Me Agon Gi, Yokai Princess, Icebird, Goushima, Taco Shark and Burgundy and we were there for an awesome rescue. The cave was the only spot on Valmorg that was cool enough for us because of its extreme heat.

Me: Planet Valmorg is always this hot. But it's awesome seeing it.

Camie: It sure is.

Nico: I agree there.

Freakazoid: It sure is awesome and hot!

Lola: Yeah it sure is!

Luan: I think it's HOT under the collar! (LAUGHS)

We laughed!

Me: Funny.

Freakazoid: I agree there guys!

Nico: Freakazoid, I want to thank you, Me Agon Gi. and your teams for coming

Freakazoid: No problem Nico and this is gonna be a lot of awesome fun for us!

Steff: You bet it is.

Me: Glad you are having fun Steff.

Nico: Steff, I hope you aren't turned off by Freakazoid's wackiness.

Steff: No way! Not at all. Freakazoid may be wacky but he knows how to make me laugh and always saves me. Especially when I do this! OH FREAKOUT!

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She turned into FREAKAZETTE!

Me: WHOA!

Freakazette: I'm also Freakazette!

Freakazoid: That is awesome! Now we both can fight bad guys!

Freakazette: Yeah we can! FREAK IN!

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She was back to normal.

Me: That was awesome!

Maria: I did NOT see that coming!

Me: Deadpool said it was because the show was cancelled because of poor ratings due to the show being older than the target audience.

Nico: Oh man.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: But it was really funny.

Laney: Especially with Agarn wearing that dress.

Agarn: YOO HOO! LOCO BROTHERS! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah! That was from F Troop! That was a funny show back in the 1960s.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Yeah. Whew! Man that was a crazy show.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: Man Yesterday was EPIC!

Lola: BOY IT SURE WAS!

Nico: It was fitting for Ben to use his first ever 10 aliens against Vilgax.

Qin: I know. But it was really awesome.

Nico: It sure was. Wow! That battle with Vilgax was epic!

May: (sadly) Too bad Bellicus and Serena had to Sacrifice themselves to ensure Vilgax was defeated

Me: I know. But those were the only 2 casualties out of that whole deal.

Nico: Yeah. But they are very proud of how far Ben has come.

Jen Tennyson: They sure are. But that was genius that Ben tricked Vilgax into using Alien X like that.

Nico: It sure was! And J.D. you did really amazingly well against Vilgax.

Me: We all did. Especially with Laney and Taiga against his cronies outside.

Laney: That was cool.

Me: Nonetheless Serena and Bellicus will never be forgotten.

Nico: Lets have a moment of silence for them.

We took our hats off and put our hands on our chest and Laney played taps for them.

Serena and Bellicus will never be forgotten. It was done later.

Me: Now to decide who gets the original Omnitrix.

Lincoln: Obviously, that should be me. After all, I've been closest to J.D. since day one.

Eddy: You? I should get it. My show has been one of the top ones of Cartoon Network!

Kaito: It should go to me since me and my team helped restore all the worlds of the Multiverse from the Tojitendo.

Sougo: What about me? I was the one who restored all the Kamen Rider timelines from Swartz's madness the first time.

Troy: I should get it. Just think of well the Omnitrix could go with my Legendary modes.

Tsukasa: (sighs) I didn't think you guys would be arguing like babies over this. Besides, I think the Omnitrix would go well with my Kamen Rider forms.

Me: Guys now now now!

Nico: Now guys! J.D. already decided who will get it.

Me: Camie. The reason is I wanted to have her get one.

Nico: Lisa said she is going to give EVERYONE an Omnitrix. When it's finished she is going to clone them and make one for all of us.

Troy: Cool! That does make sense.

Sougo: I agree.

Tsukasa: You're right.

Lisa Loud: There are going to soon be Omnitrix's for all of us soon.

Nico: Awesome.

Lisa: In fact, I already started after I undid Vilgax's hideous makeover

Me: Good work Lisa.

Nico: Yep. But you all did a great job during those last 12 days.

Me: Yep everyone did great.

Lincoln: (Pouts) My line was interrupted.

Me: Welcome to my world Lincoln. Oh guys I forgot that the Anniversary with the Defeat of Opaline was yesterday. So We decided to move the party to today.

Nico: Oh no worries.

Eddy: Why aren't we exploring the planet like we normally do?

Me: Yes we are. But we're trying to stay cool in here.

Nico: Yeah.

Eddy: Good point.

Juran: Look, I'll go take a look around and show you guys there's nothing to worry about

Me: Juran last time you were here you made a big scene by saying you were boiling and frying.

Juran: Oooh. Ouch. Yeah.

Tsubasa: How about I go take a look around? How bad can it be?

Nico: Guys calm down. Lets all go out.

Me: Okay.

We were off and it was hot but we can get through it.

Me: Whew! Valmorg is hot as always.

Tsubasa: Okay. A little sweaty. But it could be worse

But then...

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Numerous massive fiery explosions blasted off all over the place without warning and it was intense!

Me: HOLY CRUD!

Qin: Whoa! That was a lot of explosions!

May: GEEZ!

Nico: What the Hell?!

Laney: This can't be a good sign!

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is going to be one explosive fight: we got word that Benson's hypothetical Akuma form, Mad Lava Lamp, is here on Valmorg, and he's out to kill Mordecai and Rigby.

WE GASPED!

Nico: A hypothetical Akuma of Benson?! Oh God, this is gonna get ugly!

Me: Big time. According to Gabriel, he was created because he was fed up with Mordecai and Rigby never doing their jobs, and he was turned from an anthropomorphic gumball machine to an anthropomorphic lava lamp, and now, he has one purpose: TO KILL MORDECAI AND RIGBY AND BURN THEM TO DEATH WITH THE EXPLOSIVE POWER OF HIS TEMPER AND THE POWER OF A THOUSAND VOLCANOES!

WE WERE HORRIFIED!

Lincoln: And this guy is known for having nasty Anger Management problems. We need to take this explosive lava lamp down and fast.

Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived thanks to Lincoln's message.

Lori: We literally heard everything from Lincoln, looks like we're facing Benson's hypothetical Akuma form.

Me: Yep, and we're gonna need a literal ocean to cool this guy down.

Lincoln: Or how about a maelstrom!

Lincoln transformed into Maelstrom Lincoln as his deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye turned deep aqua blue, his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and large white wolf ears turned aqua blue, his long wild white hair turned aqua blue and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head turned aqua blue.

Nico: It's been a long while since you've turned into your Elemental Hero forms. Alright, let's get that hothead and cool him down.

Keiichiro heard a Pokemon cry.

Keiichiro: Hey look.

We saw a Slugma.

Me: Hey a Slugma.

Nico: Oh the poor thing can't take the heat here.

Me: Nico he's a Lava Pokemon. This world is perfect for it.

Nico: Oh right.

Slugma: I was hit by a living lava lamp.

Me: Oh we'll heal you.

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More explosions were blasting off all over the place.

Keiichiro (to Slugma): Hey. You are aware of what my team is, right?

Slugma: I am. The PatRangers.

Keiichiro: Good.

We healed him.

Slugma: Thanks.

Me: Would you like to come with us?

Slugma: I would be honored.

Xenia: Awesome!

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Mad Lava Lamp) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Mad Lava Lamp, he's 20 yards away looking for Mordecai and Rigby, and his already explosive temper is even worse than ever.

Me: What an explosive hothead! Let's get him!

Lincoln: And send him straight to Vypra to straighten him out. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!

Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Mad Lava Lamp.

Kairi Yano: Considering you're hot blooded, a Slugma fits you

Keiichiro: Hardy har har. But yeah.

We were flying around, and then, we heard extremely loud and mega angry screams of rage and anger, and there we saw our target: Mad Lava Lamp, and boy was he boiling mad!

Lincoln: There's that hothead. Now, to give him a Surekill surprise.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism.

Lincoln: RAGING OCEAN MAELSTROM! 荒れ狂う海の大渦!

Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a super massive wave of water that hit Mad Lava Lamp hard and he was drenched. Then, Lincoln transformed into Inferno Lincoln as his deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye turned deep red, his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and large white wolf ears turned red, his long wild white hair turned red and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head turned red.

Lincoln: Now, for fire. RAGE OF INFERNO! レイジ・オブ・インフェルノ!

Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a massive tornado of light and fire that hit Mad Lava Lamp hard and we landed.

Maria: Nice one!

Nico: Using water first, and then, fire. Man, did you burn him bad.

Mad Lava Lamp was so infuriated!

Mad Lava Lamp: I'LL KILL YOU JUST LIKE I'M GOING TO DO TO THOSE TWO SLACKERS!

Mad Lava Lamp fired a massive wave of lava from his mouth at us, but Lincoln absorbed it into his body and his rainbow energy aura flared up and he grew even stronger than ever!

Lincoln: (Smirks) Is that all you got, turkey? I've seen better shots from the villains we've killed in the past!

Me and Nico: OH! BURN!

THAT MADE MAD LAVA LAMP SUPER ANGRY AND HE CONTINUED FIRING MASSIVE WAVES OF LAVA FROM HIS MOUTH, BUT LINCOLN KEPT ON ABSORBING THEM AND HIS RAINBOW ENERGY AURA FLARED UP AS HE CONTINUED GROWING EVEN STRONGER THAN EVER!

Eli: Jeez, when did Lincoln grow that bold and confident to say those sorts of insults?

Anna Anyanova, Eman Reynolds, Sabrina Lorelai, and the rest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels were whistling trying to cast off suspicion.

Me: Nice try, girls, we knew it was you.

Anna Anyanova, Eman Reynolds, Sabrina Lorelai, and the rest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels: Dang it.

Nico: But, you girls really helped Lincoln in growing bolder and more confident when you all were putting him through all of that constant training. If Flip heard those sorts of comebacks from Lincoln, he'd charge in like a raging bull.

Shayla Sigmar: But, with how much more muscular Lincoln's become and still growing that much stronger, he'll easily become roadkill. Alright, let's take care of that hothead.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Okay you hot freak, come get some!

Mad Lava Lamp: I WILL KILL THOSE NO GOOD FUCKING SLACKERS!

Slugma charged at him and fired lava blasts and blasted him all over!

MAD LAVA LAMP GOT REALLY MAD AND FIRED NUMEROUS FIREBALLS BLASTS AND MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLASTED OFF ALL OVER!

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It was a massive battle of incredibly hellish strength!

Kopaka got out the Ice Sword of the Toa of Ice

Kopaka: Time for you to cool down! ICE STYLE: COLD FURY BLAST!

He fired waves of ice and blasted Mad Lava Lamp all over.

He was REALLY PISSED NOW!

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Luke got out the Water Sword of the Melodious Songs

Luke Loud: Time for you to really cool down dude! WATER STYLE: SONG OF THE MERMAID!

He fired waves of water and drenched the Mad Lava Lamp all over! STEAM CAME OFF HIM!

We absorbed all his fire and it made us stronger and stronger and stronger.

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SpongeBob got out the Sword of the Krabby Patties of the Krusty Krab

SpongeBob: I think maybe he is just hungry and angry! KRABBY PATTY STYLE: BURGERS OF FILLING LOVE!

He fired waves of Krabby Patties and they smashed Mad Lava Lamp all over the place.

Nico: YEAH!

Jaden got out the Sword of the Rainbow Elemental Hero Power

Jaden: Time for some water power! ELEMENTAL HERO STYLE: BUBBLE STORM BLAST!

He fired waves of water and blasted Mad Lava Lamp all over!

Xenia: Take that!

Hikaru got out the Thunder Sword of Asgard.

Hikaru: Maybe you need some rain here! LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERSTORM DOWNPOUR!

He fired a wave of lightning and formed a storm cloud and rain came down on Mad Lava Lamp.

Sarah got out the Wolf Moon Sword of January

Sarah: Time to cool you down with the fires of Winter! JANUARY WOLF MOON STYLE: WOLF FIRE BLAST!

She fired waves of blue fire and it blasted him down.

Xenia: Take that!

Camie: Yeah!

Lily fired waves of water and blasted him all over.

Black Widow got out the Darkness Sword of the Shadows

Black Widow: Time for the darkness to show you the error of your ways! DARKNESS STYLE: DARK RAIN OF GUILT!

She fired waves of darkness and blasted him all over! But the Mad Lava Lamp got madder than ever!

Lily got out the Water Sword of the Glowing Water

Lily: Taste this water! WATER STYLE: GLOWING MAELSTROM DOWNPOUR!

She fired a wave of water and drenched him all over.

Mad Lava Lamp was even madder than ever!

Wes got out the Sword of the Time Force

Wes: Time for some Funny power! TIME STYLE: TIME FORCE BLAST!

He fired a time ray and blasted him all over.

Poliwag shot water at him and so did Horsea and Manaphy.

Steam came out of him like mad!

Nico: That oughta cool you down!

Poromon: Once again, I don't have water with me.

Me: Darn. You'll find out how to use it someday.

Lola: Yeah!

Lana: For now lets focus.

Lana fired a wave of ice and froze Mad Lava Lamp!

Nico: I know he'll melt out of it.

And sure enough he did.

Me: Yep.

Nico: This guy is REALLY steaming us.

Shayla Sigmar: But, with how much more muscular Lincoln's become and still growing that much stronger, he'll easily become roadkill. Alright, let's take care of that hothead.

Suddenly, Shayla Sigmar's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by an orange and red energy aura with stars, superhot flames, superhot fire, twin-tailed comets, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Shayla Sigmar's Hellfire Twin-Tailed Comet Inferno Fire Greatsword of Hellfire Twin-Tailed Comet Inferno Fire Justice, and as she approached Mad Lava Lamp, she left orange and red energy, stars, superhot flames, superhot fire, twin-tailed comets, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Shayla Sigmar: Honestly, you really are a bad tempered rotten explosive unpleasant monster, if we didn't have any other plans for you, I'd be more than happy to send you straight to Hell, but no, you're not getting off easy, I'm gonna enjoy tearing you into tiny little pieces.

Suddenly, Shayla Sigmar was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and red energy with stars, superhot flames, and, superhot fires surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, twin-tailed comets, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Mad Lava Lamp: the red eyes of eternal judgement.

Me: OH SHIT, NOW THINGS ARE SO GOING TO HEAT UP!

Nico: BIG TIME!

Lincoln: Mad Lava Lamp's gonna wish he was begging for mercy after Shayla gets through with him.

Then, as the vortex faded, Shayla Sigmar emerged, but she was changed forever.

Shayla Sigmar grew from 7'5" to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large orange planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long neon orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, superhot flames, superhot fires, twin-tailed comets, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the symbol of Sigmar The Twin-Tailed Comet emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on dragon earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Hellfire, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Hellfire, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Shayla Sigmar has on a sleeveless orange open vest, sleeveless orange crop top, orange skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, superhot flames, superhot fires, twin-tailed comets, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Sigmar The Twin-Tailed Comet surrounded by stars, superhot flames, and superhot fires and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Shayla Sigmar felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with red tips on the orange feathers grew much larger for her new body along with the twin comet tails and medium sized orange angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive orange angel wings, and her eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with red tips and red markings also grew larger and longer for her new body, Shayla Sigmar has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Shayla Sigmar's massive Shayla Sigmar's Hellfire Twin-Tailed Comet Inferno Fire Greatsword of Hellfire Twin-Tailed Comet Inferno Fire Justice and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, superhot flames, superhot fires, twin-tailed comets, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Shayla Sigmar's Cosmic Eternal Hellfire Twin-Tailed Comet Inferno Fire Draconic Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Hellfire Twin-Tailed Comet Inferno Fire Draconic Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the symbol of Sigmar The Twin-Tailed Comet etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red dragon heads with orange gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large orange phoenix heads is a red dragon head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Shayla Sigmar has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with flames in between the kanji below Sigmar the Twin-Tailed Comet that said, "Shayla Sigmar, Avatar of The Twin-Tailed Comet of Sigmar, Super-Powerful Pyromancer, Wielder of The Hellblade, Guardian Angel and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Royal Woods' Jerks, Archenemy of Fire Lord, Destroyer of Chrollo Lucilfer, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Hellfire. Twin-Tailed Comets, Stars, Dragons, and Phoenixes"

シェイラ・シグマー、シグマーの双尾彗星の化身、超強力な紅蓮術師、ヘルブレードの使い手、守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ロイヤル・ウッズ・ジャークの軽蔑者、ファイア・ロードの大敵、クロロ・ルシルファーの破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そしてトラスト、破壊者であり悪のスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火のマスター、ヘルファイア。双尾彗星、星、ドラゴン、フェニックス

Shayla Sigmar has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-TWIN-TAILED COMET AVATAR-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HELLFIRE INFERNO TWIN-TAILED COMET FIRE HELLSTORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HELLFIRE INFERNO TWIN-TAILED COMET FIRE HELLSTORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HELLFIRE INFERNO TWIN-TAILED COMET FIRE HELLSTORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Shayla Sigmar's Super Angel-Twin-Tailed Comet Avatar-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Mad Lava Lamp saw it, he screamed with pure ballistic fury and fired more lava at her, but she absorbed it and it made her stronger than ever, and she fired a massive barrage of orange energy, stars, superhot flames, superhot fires, twin-tailed comets, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Mad Lava Lamp hard and sent him into a lavafall, he got back out, but boy was he raging mad now!

Shayla Sigmar: (Divine Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Hellfire Inferno Twin-Tailed Comet Hellstorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Hellfire Inferno Twin-Tailed Comet Hellstorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, you walking bad tempered lava lamp, time to cool you down and send you straight to Vypra.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There's no way we're letting you kill Mordecai and Rigby, not as long as we're here.

Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's high-time we kicked your bad-tempered hide hard and send you straight to The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln, Shayla Sigmar, and I went after Mad Lava Lamp who continued firing lava at us, but we continued absorbing them and we continued growing even stronger than ever, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Mad Lava Lamp, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Shayla Sigmar, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Mad Lava Lamp even more madder and even more insane with rage.

Then, Nico fired waves of water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at them with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Shayla Sigmar and I fired powerful blasts of energy, magic, stars, superhot fire, superhot flames, lava, and planets at Mad Lava Lamp, and Lincoln summoned fire wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked him and he got badly hurt.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to send you straight to Vypra.

Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast that hit Mad Lava Lamp and sent him to Vypra via a portal he opened up behind Mad Lava Lamp, but not before he also assimilated his powers as well. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Shayla Sigmar's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails and longer twin comet tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large orange planets orbiting around her legs, and massive orange angel wings and medium sized orange angel wings underneath are permanent.

Me: Whew, man, that lava lamp was really really explosive!

Nico: Yeah, what a hothead. Vypra will cool him down with what she's got up her sleeves.

Lincoln: And she'll also keep him from trying to kill Mordecai and Rigby, because one wrong move, and he's gonna get dunked in a pool of ice water.

We shivered.

Nico: That's something no one would ever want.

Me: Yeah no kidding. But at least he's cooled down.

Nico: That was hot!

Me: WHEW! No kidding! And it's hotter than anything out here.

Nico: Lets go back to our cave and cool down.

Maria: Good idea.

We did so and went and cooled down.

Me: Ahh!

Eli: Whew! That was good.

Maria gave us a lot of water.

Nico: Nice job Slugma!

Slugma: Thanks Nico.

Qin: That was cool!

Poromon: Want a beer?

Slugma: Sure!

He got a bottle but then because of his heat...

POP!

The bottle bursted open and all the beer boiled out.

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Let's do that over. This time, I'll make sure you can drink it. (snaps fingers)

The bottle was fixed and Slugma then drank it.

Slugma: Ahh. (Barney belch)

Poromon and Slugma both got drunk.

Poliwag: Now, sing the ABCs!

Slugma: (Slurred speech) ABCPFEI OUOHLYBM JMPKINUY JGBK Now I know my ABC's next time won't you drink with me

Manaphy: YAY POROMON!

Qin: Yeah!

I snapped my fingers and they were back to normal.

Slugma: That was funny.

Poromon: Yep.

Nico: Nice job, yesterday Ben.

Ben: Thanks Nico.

Qin: Boy that was an awesome battle.

Lola: Yep.

Poromon: I still have a few Grey Matter Bioid parts on me.

Me: And we have all the scrap metal from those Bloids in the lab to be rebuilt and reprogrammed.

Eli: Cool.

Lisa Loud: indeed and it will he a good addition to our team.

Poromon got said parts out of him.

Me: We'll have those put into the lab.

I teleported them to the lab.

Ben: At least I wasn't tempted by Ascalon this time

Me: That's good.

Riley: I'm glad that didn't happen.

Nico: Me too.

Zayto: And we got to use our Cosmic Fury forms

Me: You sure did. Which were so awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Too bad there weren't 12 rangers in Cosmic Fury like the Kyurangers.

Fern: At least I'm a ranger now.

Me: You sure are Fern and that is so awesome.

Fern: Thanks.

Qin: You look great as an orange ranger.

Me: Yeah. Man what a ripoff. Not that many orange rangers in America and Japan.

Jack Landors: Boom doesn't count.

Me: I remember Boom. But he is still a ranger regardless.

Nico: We'll have him put in the rangers later on.

Camie: Good idea.

Z Delgado: He can be orange in real life

Me: I was going to have that happen.

Z: Good.

Qin: Awesome.

Freakazoid: It's still awesome that we destroyed the Rangers enemies. Now they can just KISS MY BUTT!

Earthworm Jim: THEY CAN ALL EAT DIRT!

Nico: Those not in the Masters of Evil anyway

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: Still it was awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: Alva has his son back too

Freakazoid: Yeah that is for sure!

Eli: You got that right.

Nico: Shame Angel Grove got damaged.

Me: I know. But at least no one died.

Varie: That is for sure.

Fu: That is true. But during that adventure I was reunited with Rui.

Me: You sure were Fu.

Jason Lee Scott: Even the Youth Center got wrecked!

Qin: We fixed it up though.

Varie: True. We sure did.

Camie: Yep.

Varie: Yeah that's true.

Nico: Also, who gets Aggregor's staff?

Me: Hmm.

Himiko: I'll take it.

Nico: Good idea Himiko.

Himiko: Thanks

Nanette: Right choice.

Nico: Thank you,

Qin: Yep,

Julie: Although I was the one who killed Aggregor

Me: Yeah but Ben killed Vilgax. So in a way you guys are even.

Nico: Yeah.

Julie: Too true.

Camie: But it was awesome.

Nico: I hope Alva takes my advice on staying away from crime.

Me: Me too

Qin: Yep.

Maria: I'm sure he will.

Eli: I agree.

Lola: Yeah me too.

Varie: Same here.

Nico: How are you feeling, Poliwag?

Poliwag: Better than yesterday.

Nico: Good.

Lola: Yeah.

Qin: Yep.

Poliwag: Shooting those clones tired me out.

Mw: Boy I don't blame you.

Nico: Me neither.

Steff: That was awesome though.

Lola: I agree there.

Camie: But they were still cute though.

Maria: Where's the human Poromon?

Rainbow Dash: Back at home. Pickle and Barley Barrel are playing video games woth him.

Nico: Good.

Me: That's cool.

Nico: He's not causing trouble, is he?

Rainbow Dash: No he isn't.

Me: Good. Oh man time for the Anothers.

Eli: About time we got to this part. (Concentrates) Whoa! Another Me Agon Gi, Yokai Princess, Icebird, Goushima, Taco Shark and Burgundy.

Me: Whoa! So Freakazoid, Steff, Funny Bone (Skylanders), Deadpool, Mindy & Buttons And Marie Kanker Loud.

Qin: Yep.

Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Me Agon Gi are one person.

Qin: Nice.

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Yokai Princess, Icebird, Goushima, Taco Shark and Burgundy!

Me: Whoa!

Qin: Here we go.

Another Icebird: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with red, orange and yellow hair and had orange eyes, red, Orange and yellow clothes, fire angel wings, a Tiara with the symbol of the Fire Dopant on it and on her skirt and had a fire sword.

Me: Faye Fire!

Faye Fire: Awesome to see you J.D.

Me: Same here. Faye is the embodiment of the Fire Dopant and she has a powerful mastery over fire and infernos.

Nico: Cool!

Camie: Nice. By the way is the Another Me Agon Gi friendly or hostile?

Me: Aw Camie I was gonna ask that!

Camie: Sorry J.D. (LAUGHS)

Faye Fire: Friendly and she is amazing.

Nico: Nice.

May: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and the anothers were separated.

Me: Action time!

We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: YEAH!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: And now we wait.

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw Another Me Agon Gi!

Qin: Whoa!

Me: This is gonna be good!

Another Me Agon Gi: (In a girls voice) It sure will be fun.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair, blue eyes and had clothes like Ness's and had Green angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Ness Dopant on it and on her skirt and had a fire sword.

Me: (GASP) Nadia Ness!

Nadia Ness: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Ness: Wow! Been a long time Nadia.

Nadia Ness: Awesome to see you again Ness. Its been a while.

Ness: I know.

Me: Nadia is the embodiment of the Ness Dopant and she has all of Ness's powers from 1994 on up and she is a force to be reckoned with. She also has all the powers of the Kamen Rider Kuuga monsters and knows how to use them all for good.

Nico: Boy that is awesome!

Me Agon Gi: That sure is awesome! Just like me and that is something.

Me: Yep.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Nadia Ness: No he didn't. I blasted him all over with a PK Star Storm and really let him have it.

Me: Awesome job.

Camie: Yep.

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln did so.

Me: Lets get the Another.

Nico: (gets out Me Agon Gi's Ridewatch) Time for Kuuga power!

May: (Gets out Icebird's ridewatch) This bird is cold!

Maria: (Gets out Taco Shark's ridewatch) I'm hungry for seafood!

Steff: (Gets out Yokai Princess's ridewatch) This will be legendary.

They used the powers of Me Agon Gi, Yokai Princess, Icebird, Goushima, Taco Shark and Burgundy and blasted and smashed the another all over.

Then out came Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Nice team Fault Zone!

Fault Zone: (Russian Accent) Thank you Nico. This will be amazing.

Then Burn Dinorex came!

Me: WHOA! Burn Dinorex!

Burn Dinorex: (In a girls voice) I'm going to burn this cretin.

Nico: Bree Dinorex!? Whoa!

Bree Dinorex: Yep. I got this.

She fired a wave of fire and blasted the Another and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

Me: YEAH!

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and red eyes and had an orange bikini on and fire angel wings and a tyranosaurus in front of a flame in the middle of her forehead.

Bree Dinorex: That was awesome.

May: I didn't get hit!

Ed: Pull my finger May!

LOUD FART!

He farted in May's face!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) NICE ONE LUMPY!

May: Me and my big mouth.

Eddy (laughs): At least it was just a fart!

Nico: Yeah!

Bree Dinorex: That was funny!

Rarity: Lets get you some clothes darling.

The fashion brigade gave her awesome orange clothes.

Bree Dinorex: Awesome outfit.

Maria: Thanks.

Steff: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Bree Dinorex: I sure do. When me and Nico found a skeleton of a fire breathing dragon in my backyard.

Me: WHOA!

Qin: That was so cool!

Lola: Amazing!

Bree Dinorex: Yep. That was awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Bree hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Bree Dinorex: Same here.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Freakazoid, Steff, Funny Bone (Skylanders), Deadpool, Mindy & Buttons, and Marie Kanker Loud are heading to Amara Roshansa's planet, Erosa, in the Andromeda Galaxy, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but Amara Roshansa is going to introduce me and Nico to their equally extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy, and voluptuous cousins who are also going to join my harem and Nico's harem, and then, after that, we're going after the hated enemy of Amara Roshansa: Helen Coldsoul, an ice alien known as a Bitterian, and she's bringing the rest of her race to destroy the Erosans, but we'll be sending Helen Coldsoul to Vypra and The Masters of Evil while the entire Bitterian race are heading for prison for their actions against The Erosans.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here on Amara's planet, Erosa, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but Amara's going to introduce you and Nico to her equally extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy, and voluptuous cousins who are also going to join your harem and Nico's harem, J.D.

Amara Roshansa: Yep. Hope you boys can handle it.

Me and Nico: (Gulps)

Suddenly, I felt two slender arms wrap around my waist, and I felt two more hands rubbing my pecs from behind, and my body turned red and steam came off me like crazy.

Me: (Blushing Hard) Oh...! Oh man.

Suddenly, I was surrounded by eighteen very beautiful and extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous women who look just like Amara Roshansa: they have long red hair and red headband, pink eyes with red markings, they're 7'0" in height, they have the extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous bodies of goddess and huge voluptuous breasts, fair skin, massive and beautiful red angel wings, dressed in pink sleeveless crop tops, necklaces with a red gem for the pendants, red skirts, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with stars, red fire, heart, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the pink and red planet Erosa, holstered on their backs are massive claymore swords with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blades, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handles, and silver pointed tip for the pommels.

Amara Roshansa: Oh, they're here. Meet the first half of my cousins, Cytheria, Darelene, Davina, Demanda, Dione, Doda, Dodi, Drury, Ellone, Janiya, Filimena, Filomene, Freyja, Frigg, Grania, Hartlyn, Haviva, Hulda, and Ily Roshansa, and they've been wanting to meet you, J.D.

Me: (Trying to keep cool) I...can see that.

Cytheria Roshansa: (Rubs my pecs and eight-pack abs) (Seductive Voice) You're everything we've heard about you: tall, strong, handsome, and a real ladies man. Hope you don't mind having a few more extra wives in your harem?

Me: (Trying to keep my cool) Of course, I'm on the market.

Nico: J.D.'s trying not to lose his cool, but Erosans are really seductive to males who exceed the criteria they have for potential mates.

Suddenly, Nico felt two slender arms wrap around his waist, and he felt two more hands rubbing my pecs from behind, and his body turned red and steam came off him like crazy.

Nico: (Blushing Hard) Oh...! Oh God.

Suddenly, I was surrounded by eighteen very beautiful and extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous women who look just like Amara Roshansa: they have long red hair and red headband, pink eyes with red markings, they're 7'0" in height, they have the extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous bodies of goddess and huge voluptuous breasts, fair skin, massive and beautiful red angel wings, dressed in pink sleeveless crop tops, necklaces with a red gem for the pendants, red skirts, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with stars, red fire, heart, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the pink and red planet Erosa, holstered on their backs are massive claymore swords with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blades, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handles, and silver pointed tip for the pommels.

Amara Roshansa: And there's the second half of my cousins. Meet Kama, Karina, Kerensa, Lalasa, Lida, Liubov, Lolovivi, Lovella, Lovette, Madan, Mahal, Maitane, Maitea, Manami, Mandy, Mena, Mina, and Minnette Roshansa, and they've been wanting to meet you, Nico.

Nico: (Trying to keep cool) I...can see that.

Karina Roshansa: (Rubs Nico pecs and eight-pack abs) (Seductive Voice) You're everything we've heard about you: tall, strong, handsome, and a real ladies man. Hope you don't mind having a few more extra wives in your harem?

Nico: (Trying to keep my cool) Of course, I'm on the market.

Maitea Roshansa: And we heard you administered the Aphrodisiac Erotica Muscle Growth Serum into Lincoln yesterday, we knew you were going to do that.

Amara Roshansa: Of course, and the results spoke for themselves against Vilgax yesterday. (Seductively) And last night.

Lincoln blushed madly.

Cytheria Roshansa: Which means it's your turn, J.D.

Lovette Roshansa: Along with you, Nico.

Nico and I were sitting on some chairs, and then, I saw a machine with a massive glass jar full of pink and red liquid dropped down above me, and then, tubes dropped down and hooked onto my pecs, trapezius, and covered crotch.

Me: Okay, I'm ready.

Amara Roshansa activated the machine, and then, it began pumping the Aphrodisiac Erotica Muscle Growth Serum into my body.

Me: (GROWLS) Oh God! It feels like my whole body is completely on fire! But, this feels so good!

Suddenly, everyone saw my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more as veins formed, and my massive rainbow elemental angel wings and medium sized rainbow elemental angel wings underneath with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed along with my large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings, and I experienced feelings of extreme heat and pleasure, and I was growing so much stronger as a result as all of the benefits of the serum were forever merging with my body.

Then, the jar was completely empty as the tubes unhooked themselves from my pecs, trapezius, and covered crotch, and when it was done, I was now even more ripped and shredded than ever and heat waves were coming off me.

Me: Oh man, what a fucking rush. (Flexes my even more massive muscles) Whoa, and Lincoln wasn't lying, that serum of hers is really potent, I'm now even more stronger than ever.

I was really flexing my now even more massive muscles, and that got Cytheria, Darelene, Davina, Demanda, Dione, Doda, Dodi, Drury, Ellone, Janiya, Filimena, Filomene, Freyja, Frigg, Grania, Hartlyn, Haviva, Hulda, and Ily Roshansa blushing like mad, and I wound up covered in kiss marks on my face, massive pecs, arms, and eight-pack abs.

Then, we saw another machine with another massive glass jar full of pink and red liquid dropped down above me, and then, tubes dropped down and hooked onto Nico's pecs, trapezius, and covered crotch.

Nico: Okay, I'm ready.

Amara Roshansa activated the machine, and then, it began pumping the Aphrodisiac Erotica Muscle Growth Serum into Nico's body.

Nico: (GROWLS) Oh God! It feels like my whole body is completely on fire! But, this feels so good!

Suddenly, everyone saw Nico's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive dark blue angel wings and medium sized dark blue angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long dark blue wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings, and he experienced feelings of extreme heat and pleasure, and he was growing so much stronger as a result as all of the benefits of the serum were forever merging with his body.

Then, the jar was completely empty as the tubes unhooked themselves from Nico's pecs, trapezius, and covered crotch, and when it was done, he was now even more ripped and shredded than ever and heat waves were coming off him.

Nico: Oh man, what a fucking rush. (Flexes my even more massive muscles) Whoa, and Lincoln wasn't lying, that serum is really potent, I'm now even more stronger than ever.

Nico was really flexing his now even more massive muscles, and that got Kama, Karina, Kerensa, Lalasa, Lida, Liubov, Lolovivi, Lovella, Lovette, Madan, Mahal, Maitane, Maitea, Manami, Mandy, Mena, Mina, and Minnette Roshansa blushing like mad, and he wound up covered in kiss marks on his face, massive pecs, arms, and eight-pack abs.

Me and Nico: (In Heaven) So...totally...awesome!

Lincoln: Glad you guys now have Amara's cousins in your harems. Now, onto the second part of my rescue: it seems Amara Roshansa's hated enemy, Helen Coldsoul, an ice alien known as a Bitterian, and she's bringing the rest of her race to destroy the Erosans.

Me: Whoa, who are the Bitterians?

Shanan: The Bitterians are the rivals of Erosans. While Erosans are sexy, the Bitterians are the embodiment of pure cuteness and ice cold evil.

Amara Roshansa: Helen is a wanted gangster, as she's known to freeze Erosans solid to add to her collection. She tried to add me, my sisters, and the rest of my people to her collection, but she failed, and her entire race want nothing more than to destroy us and all traces of love, all they know is ice cold hate.

Lincoln: Well, unlike the other Bitterians, we'll be sending Helen Coldsoul to Vypra and The Masters of Evil, while the entire Bitterian race are heading for my specially made prison for World Conquering Aliens for their actions against The Erosans, and as for their planet, I'm going to drain it dry of its life force and energy, and I'll use Parasite's powers to suck out the powers of every last Bitterian we encounter, except for Helen Coldsoul. Let's get a move on.

We got a move on to take down Helen Coldsoul and the Bitterian race whom she'd brought out. Suddenly, we saw sixteen very beautiful and extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous women who look just like Amara Roshansa: they have long red hair and red headband, pink eyes with red markings, they're 7'0" in height, they have the extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous bodies of goddess and huge voluptuous breasts, fair skin, massive and beautiful red angel wings, dressed in pink sleeveless crop tops, necklaces with a red gem for the pendants, red skirts, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with stars, red fire, heart, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the pink and red planet Erosa, holstered on their backs are massive claymore swords with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blades, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handles, and silver pointed tip for the pommels, and with them are the five girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa.

Cerys Roshansa: That's right, Linky, and we got the girls away from that Bitterian gangster and the rest of those ice cold Bitterians, but they're out to destroy us again and Helen still wants to add us and the rest of our race to her collection.

?: DESTROY THE BITTERIANS!

We then saw a massive planet-sized army of Bitterians heading right for us.

Lincoln: I knew they'd be coming, time for me to drain them all dry of their powers.

Lincoln ran at the massive planet-sized army of Bitterians, and one by one, he grabbed them and sucked them dry of their cryokinetic powers and he made them his own and he tied them all up and beamed them to a specially made prison for World Conquering Aliens, and they'll remain there for life.

Lincoln: That was good, now all that's left is to take care of Helen Coldsoul.

?: YOU AND EVERY LAST EROSAN WILL ALL BE ADDED TO MY COLLECTION, ROSHANSA SISTERS! (LAUGHING INSANELY)

We then saw our target, Helen Coldsoul, and she was still out to capture Amara and her sisters along with every last Erosan for her "collection".

Sylvester: She's heading straight to Vypra with a straitjacket restraining her.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: My words exactly, Amara told me she was crazy, but I didn't think she was flat out nuts. Oh well, let's get her.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Supremacy Sun and his team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Freakazoid and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Helen Coldsoul, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Lincoln fired a dark blue energy blast with stars, galaxies, and planets reflecting and it turned into a straitjacket that tied up Helen Coldsoul and he sent her to Vypra. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Helen's in The Masters of Evil and the rest of her race are now in prison and drained of their powers. Now, to finish off their planet.

Lincoln formed a portal and it showed the planet Bitter, and he went through the portal and is over the surface of the planet, and he points his hands over the planet, and then, he began sucking the planet dry of its life energy and the ruler of Bitter who remained there wound up falling victim to Lincoln's energy absorption, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the planet was left as an empty shell which crumbled and Lincoln went back through the portal and back to us.

Lincoln: That's it for the Bitterians, without their planet or ruler, they're now powerless and leaderless. (To Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa) And it's so good to see you all again, Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa.

Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa and they all proceeded to kiss him all over the place as he was on the ground and they were on top of him: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach and Amy Roshansa had her hands on his massive pecs. When Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa were done, Lincoln was covered in red and pink lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.

We snickered as Lincoln got back up.

Cerys Roshansa: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln. It's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa and he hugged each of them, and Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized indestructible angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you all since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Amanda Roshansa: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and there was no mistaking the vampire fangs you still have along with those massive white angel wings and you now have medium sized angel wings underneath them, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.

Aphrodite Roshansa: (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.

Me: Yep, and Lincoln, you know these very beautiful and extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous women?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D.

Selene Emperyous: And so do we, everyone, meet Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa, they're Lincoln's Guardian Angels from a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy known as Erosa, this planet is inhabited by extremely super smoking, hot, gorgeous, sexy voluptuous women, but don't let that fool you: they're also extremely very powerful warriors and they also know how to use their seductive powers to get male perverts to lower their guard, and then, BAM!, they knock them out and send them flying into the middle of nowhere with one punch, and they're also the sisters of Amara Roshansa and Amara is the eldest of the group. Lincoln saved Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys from a group of Flip's thugs and he drained them all dry of their blood, muscle mass, massive physical strength, and virility, and when Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys laid eyes on Lincoln, almost immediately, they fell in love with him as they saw just how strong, brave, and courageous he was in saving them from those thugs, and they even saw that he was definitely a strong and handsome male, and they engaged in a fierce make-out session with him which lasted for almost two hours. They also trained Lincoln hard underneath the scorching hot sun, and they were really impressed at how he was able to endure extreme heat along with extreme cold, and they found themselves a man who went beyond the same expectations as their sister, Amara. Lincoln made them claymore sword, and to show their thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips which he returned, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry them along with the rest of his harem. They hated all of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, and they're also quite defensive when it came to protecting and defending Lincoln from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan and they've more than once knocked them out.

Nico: Whoa.

Luna: Yeah, dude, Lincoln's become a magnet for smoking hot women from another planet, but it's only those who are like his Guardian Angels: kind, friendly, and tough.

Lincoln: (Blushes hard) Luna.

Me: Hey, it's true, you know.

Lincoln: Yeah, you're right, and now that you're all here, Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys.

Lincoln went up to Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa, and one by one, he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he slowly kissed where he bit them.

Adelpha Roshansa: Mmm, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, sixteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and pink crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with sixteen white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa, and of course, for that little pouncing.

Lincoln still had his massive arms and eleven massive and long white wolf tails wrapped around Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa's waists, and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed them on the lips, but when they placed their hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their hearts were beating like mad. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw the six girls, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are An Urata, Hinako Negishi, Marina Hongou, Misaki Kurihama, and Saori Oofuna from Shiofuki Mermaid "Dame... Coach! Nanika ga Dechauu!"

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's An Urata, Hinako Negishi, Marina Hongou, Misaki Kurihama, and Saori Oofuna from Shiofuki Mermaid "Dame... Coach! Nanika ga Dechauu!"

Nicole: So, we got some more awesome swimmers, that's cool.

Lincoln: Yep. Are you girls okay?

An Urata: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when An Urata and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Helen Coldsoul and the rest of the Bitterian Race, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

An Urata: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

An Urata: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of An Urata, Hinako Negishi, Marina Hongou, Misaki Kurihama, and Saori Oofuna with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they heard of Amara's cousins joining my harem and Nico's harem and we also wound up getting the Aphrodisiac Erotica Muscle Growth Serum pumped into our bodies. And they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was the hated enemy of Amara Roshansa: Helen Coldsoul, an ice alien known as a Bitterian with a habit of collecting Erosans, and she also brought in the rest of her race to destroy the Erosans.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did first in using Parasite's power and sucked out and drained every last Bitterian dry of their cryokinetic powers and sent to a special space prison forever and us beating Helen Coldsoul down and sending her to Vypra and Lincoln sucking and draining the Bitterians' home world dry of its life energy along with its ruler, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln, Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Man, you and J.D. tried to keep your cool around Amara's cousins.

Lincoln: They tried to, but they almost went crazy.

Shanan: I did say Erosans are known to be sexy and seductive to males that exceeded their expectations for mates.

Nico: Yeah, you and Lincoln did.

Me: We tried to keep our cool, but that didn't work at all.


After our adventure on Amara Roshansa's home planet, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Amy, Aiko, Amanda, Aphrodite, Cara, Esme, Carys, Mila, Adelpha, Ahava, Amia, Freya, Mabel, Milena, Amor, and Cerys Roshansa saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Aphrodite Roshansa: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Cerys Roshansa: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Ahava Roshansa: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Amanda Roshansa: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Nico: We haven't done this in a long while, but Amara, what memories did you and your sisters have with Lincoln?

Amara Roshansa: Ooh, we've got one memory to share with you.

Amara Roshansa played a video on the big screen, and it showed Lincoln and the Roshansa Sisters at a huge pool near the Roshansa Sisters' home and Lincoln was in his orange swim trunks and the Roshansa Sisters were in red two-piece bikinis, and they also had attack dogs just in case the rest of Lincoln's enemies, or even worse, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried to attack them.

Past Lincoln: This is so awesome, nothing like a refreshing swim in the pool on a hot day.

Past Amara Roshansa: You said it, and your five rotten sisters or the rest of your enemies better not try anything to ruin our date or there's gonna be huge trouble.

Past Cerys Roshansa: Yeah.

Just then, Aphrodite Roshansa peeked her head out of the water, and she carefully swam behind Lincoln, and she was about to pull his swim trunks off, but then, Lincoln's tails reacted, and he turned around and wrapped Aphrodite in his massive and muscular arms.

Past Lincoln: Were you trying to pull my swim trunks off, Aphrodite?

Past Aphrodite Roshansa: What? No, I was just...uh.

Past Amara Roshansa: Aphrodite.

Past Aphrodite Roshansa: Yes, I did, but how did...?

Lincoln's eleven massive and long white wolf tails came up to the surface.

Past Lincoln: Not a smart idea trying to pull my swim trunks off while I have a security system to warn me.

Past Cerys Roshansa: Yeah, what if that bitch, Lori, tried to photograph him nude and send it through the web?

Past Aphrodite Roshansa: Oh God. Lincoln, I'm so sorry. (Leans her head into his pecs) I didn't think of that.

Lincoln leaned down and kissed Aphrodite Roshansa on the lips and hugged her.

Past Lincoln: It's okay, you learned from your mistake. (Tails shaking violently) Dang it! Lori, you better get out of your hiding place, I know you're here.

Lori came out and she had a knife in her hand and ran at Lincoln and the Roshansa Sisters in a fit of rage to kill them, but their attack dogs rushed in and headbutted her and sent her into a tree. Then, Lincoln grabbed her by the collar of her shirt and tossed her out and back to the house, where she was greeted by the glare of her angry sisters and parents as the video ends.

Nicole: I remembered Dad telling me about that. Aphrodite learned her lesson and Lincoln being the gentle soul he is comforted her. But, those tails of yours really warned you of the trouble and of Lori's presence.

Lincoln: They did.

Amara Roshansa: And when we saw him grab Lori by the collar of her shirt and tossed her out and back to their home, we were blushing madly at his display of superhuman strength.

Selene Arcangela: They also saw he also now had superhuman indestructible skin, and he was also bulletproof.

Lincoln: Yep.

Lincoln played a video of Flip getting out a machine gun and shot at Lincoln, but the bullets bounced off him like nothing, and he grabbed the machine gun and twisted it into a pretzel and sent Flip flying back to prison with one punch.

Nico: Whoa, your powers are seriously evolving just like J.D., nice.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston are heading to Everbay Coast.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Terra Prefontaine: Wow, so this is Everbay Coast. It sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Terra, and it's perfect for our first double date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Everbay Coast, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston are in your harem, Linky.

Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Megan Clark: I hadn't forgotten when Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston met him, and when they did, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks and the girls wound up with tons of kisses from him, they sure did enjoy their slice of beefcake alright. (Chuckles)

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Terra Prefontaine, Misty, Bindsay Chlohan, and Sheena Weston, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.


We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We may not have any missions because today's the one-year anniversary of the fall of Queen Opaline, but I'm still keeping myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter and even more sexier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and wolf ears on top of his forehead and his face turned atomic red.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola, and that rampaging animal is coming after us to pummel us with snowballs. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Uh oh.

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola, and that rampaging animal is coming after us to pummel us with snowballs.

Me: Uh oh, what does she look like?

Lincoln took out his sketchbook and we saw Lola's feral animal Packing Day version, she looked like her on Packing Day, but with long wild unkempt blonde hair, she has on a pink coat with the sleeves torn off, pink pants and black boots, and she was on all fours.

Lola: (SHRIEKS) That version of me looks like an uncivilized beast!

Lana: Not good!

MONSTROUSLY MEGA LOUD BELCH!

Me: Along with having Lynn's monstrous side on Packing Day.

Arlene Montgomery: We'll be ready for her, we've dealt with Lynn on Packing Day before, this won't be any different.

Nico: Oh, this is gonna end badly for her. Alright, gang, let's go, like Lincoln said, we may not have any missions because today's the one-year anniversary of the fall of Queen Opaline, but we still got to stop the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola.

Lincoln: Before she tries to pummel anyone with snowballs.

Arlene Montgomery: We knew this day was coming, but we've been through a lot worse with Lynn on Packing Day, but either way, we're stopping you dead in your tracks.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Gotham Royal York Park for Lincoln and Arlene Montgomery to destroy the Packing Day version of Lola.


We arrived at Gotham Royal York Park to hunt down our target: the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola.

Lincoln: We're here, now we need to keep our eyes peeled, that pink snow monster's here somewhere.

Me: We've dealt with Lola before when she went on her rampages before, Lincoln, she won't get this far.

Nico: That violent pink wearing snow monster won't get anywhere near us.

Suddenly, in Feral Monster Lola's point of view as she hides in some trees, she moved the trees aside and was watching us menacingly as she was breathing, snorting, and grunting heavily, then, she pushed the trees back. Then, back to us.

MONSTROUSLY MEGA LOUD BELCH!

Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lucy: She's here...

Then, we saw snowballs heading our way.

Nico: INCOMING SNOWBALLS!

Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with fire that protected all of us from the barrage of snowballs that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and the fire melted the snowballs into water.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of excessive perfume from anywhere, come on out now, feral animal Packing Day version of Lola, or we're going to force you out.

A figure came out on all fours growling like a dog, it was the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola.

Nico: That's the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola?! She's even more monstrous than her violent Dark Side!

Me: Yikes!

Feral Animal Packing Day Lola: (ROARS)

Lola's feral animal Packing Day self charged at Lincoln, but he punched her hard and she flew right into through a tree, a bench, a rock, and straight into a wall, she got back up, but she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla: SHE WAS PISSED!

Arlene Montgomery: Oh, roar yourself, you four-legged monstrosity.

Suddenly, Arlene Montgomery's sea foam green eyes turned neon sea foam green and she was surrounded by a sea foam green and blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola, she left sea foam green and blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Arlene Montgomery: I shouldn't be surprised that you would show up, but I always knew you'd be coming because of the loud belches that Lynn let out when she goes psycho on Packing Day, but we've known you were coming and we're ready to take you and your feral team down!

Suddenly, Arlene Montgomery was surrounded by a massive vortex of sea foam green and blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are turtles, phoenixes, angels. and 30,000-Year White Turtle flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at the feral animal Packing Day version of Lola: the red eyes of eternal death.

Me 3: (Through my rainbow phoenix emblazoned on my forehead) Incredible!

Me: You said it, this is incredible.

Lincoln: I've seen Arlene get pretty physical when it came to fighting Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of my enemies, and she's really really strong. Now, it's about to happen again, that animal's going to get pummeled big time.

Then, as the vortex faded, Arlene Montgomery emerged, but she was changed forever.

Arlene Montgomery grew from 6'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large sea foam green and blue planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long sea foam green hair and blue hairband and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon sea foam green eyes and a sea foam green and blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has 30,000-Year White Turtle emblazoned on her forehead with sea foam green iris, she has on turtle earrings with sea foam green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, and Eternity Kanjis in their feet, she also has 30,000-Year White Turtle with sea foam green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, and Eternity Kanjis in its feet for the second pendant on the bottom of her black vampire bat-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and sea foam green gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Arlene Montgomery has on a dark blue short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless dark blue top, dark blue skirt, dark blue sleeveless bridal gloves, dark blue bellbottom pants, dark blue heeled sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is 30,000-Year White Turtle and surrounded by stars, water, and ocean waves, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a dark blue gem with neon glowing sea foam green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Arlene Montgomery felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive sea foam green angel wings with dark blue tips on the large sea foam green feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized sea foam green angel wings with dark blue tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive sea foam green angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long sea foam green wolf tails with dark blue tips and dark blue markings, Arlene Montgomery has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large sea foam green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Arlene Montgomery's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sea foam green and blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Arlene Montgomery's Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Maelstrom 30,000-Year White Turtle Immortal Cave Girl Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Maelstrom 30,000-Year White Turtle Immortal Cave Girl Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded sea foam green gems and 30,000-Year White Turtle and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large sea foam green turtle heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large sea foam green turtle heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large sea foam green turtle heads is a large sea foam green head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Arlene Montgomery has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of 30,000-Year White Turtle's head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a sea foam green kanji with water drops in between the kanji below 30,000-Year White Turtle that said, "Arlene Montgomery, Gene-Slammer of 30,000-Year White Turtle, Immortal Cave Girl, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of All of Lincoln's Enemies, Archenemy of King Louie, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Ocean Waves, Turtles, Phoenixes, Angels, and 30,000-Year White Turtle"

アーリーン・モンゴメリー、三万年の白亀のジーン・スラマー、不滅の洞窟少女、強力な善の力、悪人のスラッシャー、真の不滅で全能の強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻、ラウドの軽蔑者リンカーンの敵全員、キング・ルーイの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水、海の波、亀の達人、鳳凰と天使と三万年の白亀

Arlene Montgomery has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-30,000-YEAR WHITE TURTLE-IMMORTAL CAVE GIRL-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA OCEANIC WATER MAELSTROM 30,000-YEAR WHITE TURTLE IMMORTAL CAVE GIRL PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL OCEANIC WATER MAELSTROM 30,000-YEAR WHITE TURTLE IMMORTAL CAVE GIRL PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL OCEANIC WATER MAELSTROM 30,000-YEAR WHITE TURTLE IMMORTAL CAVE GIRL PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Arlene Montgomery's Super Angel-30,000-Year White Turtle-Immortal Cave Girl-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Lola's feral animal Packing Day self saw it, she roared in rage and fired more snowballs at her to kill her, but Arlene Montgomery fired a massive barrage of sea foam green and blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels which hit Lola's feral animal Packing Day self and sent her flying into another wall, she got back up, and she let out a bellowing roar and beat her chest like a gorilla: NOW, SHE WAS MEGA PISSED!

Selene Arcangela: Wow, Arlene's transformed!

Lincoln: Yep, this means Lola's Packing Day self is so done for. We've seen Arlene clobber Lola before, now this is going to get really really ugly.

Arlene Montgomery: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Oceanic Water Maelstrom 30,000-Year White Turtle Immortal Cave Girl Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Water Maelstrom 30,000-Year White Turtle Immortal Cave Girl Phoenix God Angel Love) I'm gonna clobber her smelly butt into the ground! Let's get her, boys!

Me: Now, you're talking!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Arlene Montgomery.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've picked the wrong Earth to mess with on your rampage, you rampaging she-beast!

Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, we're about to do to you what I did to Lynn when she went psycho on Packing Day!

Lincoln, Arlene Montgomery, and I went after Lola's feral animal Packing Day self, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sea foam green and blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Lola's feral animal Packing Day self, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at her as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Arlene Montgomery also did the same by firing sea foam green and blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Arlene Montgomery, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Lola's feral animal Packing Day self even more madder and even more insane with rage as she let out another bellowing roar of rage.

Suddenly, Lola turned the tip of one of her eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails into Cell's stinger that opened up into a large sucker and she plunged it onto her feral animal Packing Day self's head and she was unable to fight back. Then, she sucked her into her body and absorbed her as the stinger changed back.

Suddenly, we felt Lola's power and energy rising astronomically, and then...!

SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LOLA WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT, AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE DRAGON, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW DRAGON, PHOENIX, AND ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LOLA GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!

Suddenly, Lola was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, orange flames, and rainbow flames surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Elijah and his minions away and they hit a wall, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix!

Eli: WHOA!

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Lola's massive Lola Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, orange flames, and rainbow flames surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Elijah and his minions away and they hit a wall, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LOLA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LOLA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS

Lola grew from 8'0" to 8'3" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large pink planets orbiting around her legs, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she still has on her tiara and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, she has a rainbow phoenix, rainbow dragon, and rainbow angel holding the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold flame links and pink crystal links and a pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless white shirt with orange phoenix on it along with her sash, pink skirt, pink pants with rainbow flames on the legs of the pants, white knee-boots with phoenix buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix, dragon, and angel with stars, flames, and rainbow flames surrounding it and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes, fairies, and angels surrounding a pink gem with neon glowing pink lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Lola felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blonde angel wings with pink tips on the large blond feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized blonde angel wings with pink tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blonde angel wings and her eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails have pink tips and pink markings also grew larger and longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Orange Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on pink fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Lola's massive Lola Loud's Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lola Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gabja True Immortal Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Gabja True Immortal Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded pink gems and the Lithuanian Goddess of Fire, Gabja, etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes and large gold dragon head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on the left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji with flames in between the kanji below the rainbow dragon, rainbow angel, and rainbow phoenix that said, "Lola Loud, Fourth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings and Loving Twin Sister of Lana Loud, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Winston, Sassy Fiery Pageant Queen of Gotham Royal York, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers,, Descendant of 17th Century Lola of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Garfield Lynns Also Known as Firefly, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Ice Sword: Yukianesa, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Gabja, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Flames, Phoenixes, Dragons, and Angels"

ローラ・ラウド、ラウド家の四番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、ラナ・ラウドの愛する双子の妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、ウィンストンの愛するガールフレンド、生意気な燃えるようなページェント・ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの女王、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスの救世主、ミシガン州、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、錯乱した殺人者、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の十七世紀のローラの子孫、ガーフィールド・リンズの宿敵としても知られるファイアフライ、モラグ・マクラフリンの破壊者、アイス・ソード役:ユキアネサ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの創設者、ガブジャの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして炎、フェニックス、ドラゴン、天使のマスター

Lola Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LITHUANIA GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LITHUANIA GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL RAGE AND COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY LITHUANIA GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Lola's Super Angel-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Winston saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.

Lola: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Lithuania Gabja Fire Pageant Queen Inferno Storm Draconic Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Lithuania Gabja Fire Pageant Queen Inferno Storm Draconic Phoenix God Angel Love) (GASPS) Whoa, now, I've ascended! Awesome!

Everyone cheered wildly for what Arlene Montgomery, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Arlene Montgomery's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long sea foam green wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large sea foam green and blue planets orbiting around her legs, and massive sea foam green angel wings and medium sized sea foam green angel wings underneath are permanent, and Lola's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve pink planets orbiting around her legs, and massive blonde angel wings and medium sized blonde angel wings underneath are permanent.

Arlene Montgomery: That's it for that animal. Thanks for helping me take down Lola's feral animal Packing Day self, Lincoln, you too, J.D.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Arlene.

Me: My pleasure, Arlene.

Suddenly, Arlene Montgomery wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Arlene Montgomery's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and 30,000-Year White Turtle flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and water behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Arlene Montgomery sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!

Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Arlene Montgomery and hugged us.

Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught feral animal Packing Day version of Lola a lesson she'd never forget.

Luan: And Lola absorbed her and transformed and ascended just like Lincoln and J.D.

Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: Hmm. Ooh, I've got an idea: how about an Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis.

Selene Arcangela: Hey, that's an awesome idea, the Avatars and Gene-Slammers of The Hieratic Duel Monsters, and I know just the person who'd be the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis: her name is Arpina Apollonia, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Light and Fire. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis, and she has powerful light and fire powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the leader of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades.

Me: WHOA!

Eli: Wait a second, I remember the order all too well, they fought alongside Father against Zorc Necrophades.

Pharaoh Atem: I remember them as well, Eli. After Zorc was sealed away, the ancestors of Arpina and her friends were tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil.

Selene Arcangela: That's right, and Lincoln knew about Arpina and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from you a few years ago, and you also knew Arpina would be the first one to train him in mastering the powers of fire and light.

Nico: That really is amazing, and we had no idea that an order like that existed.

Eli: It was kept secret for many millennia.

Selene Arcangela: Yep. Lincoln made her a powerful fire greatsword, and to show her thanks, Arpina kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, the first leader and one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.

Me: So, we're not the only ones who harbored a total distain towards Dark Bakura, Yami Marik, and Zorc Necrophades.

Lincoln: That hatred towards those three still lingered after 5,000 years, but Arpina will be glad to know we'd since gotten rid of Yami Marik and Dark Bakura and sent them to The Black Gates.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.

Nico: Next is Lake Kingdom.

Me: Nice!

Ariel: Me and Eli and Maria will go with on that one.

Princess What's Her Name: As will me and Wonder Woman.

Me: Okay.

Nico: Lets go then.

They went into the simulator and it activated and they were in LAKE KINGDOM!


The Lake Kingdom is a region featured in Super Mario Odyssey, and can either be the fourth or the fifth location visited, depending on if the player selects to go here or to the Wooded Kingdom after leaving the Sand Kingdom. It is the greater location of Lake Lamode, a large lake area with an underwater plaza area. This kingdom is renowned for its fashion designers and clothes, including the prized Lochlady Dress. When Mario first visits here, the Broodals can be found at the Water Plaza in the process of stealing the Lochlady Dress. Mario encounters the Broodals at the Water Plaza Terrace, where he must defeat Rango, which will reward the player with a Multi Moon. Collecting the Multi Moon restores the Water Plaza to its former glory, allowing access to more Power Moons. Once Mario collects enough Power Moons, he can access the next kingdom - either the Wooded Kingdom (if the player has not yet visited it) or the Cloud Kingdom (if both the Wooded and Lake Kingdoms have been visited).

Based on its architectural structure and the several islands located here, the kingdom seems to be based on Greece. However, the name "Lake Lamode" comes from the French phrase à la mode, meaning "in fashion" or "stylish". The name of the Lochladies and the presence of Dorrie (a reference to the Loch Ness Monster) make a connection to Scotland.

The Lake Kingdom is located northeast of the Sand Kingdom, north of the Wooded Kingdom, and northwest of the Cloud Kingdom. The landmass these kingdoms are all located on resembles Pangaea.


Nico: WOW!

Eli: Lake Kingdom!

Ariel: It's beautiful.

Maria: It sure is.

Nico: Any tips Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well you guys are gonna battle the 4th member of the Broodals in this one, Rango.

Nico: Yep.

Nicole: This is gonna be a rough one for you all though.

Ariel: We're ready.

Eli: Same here.

Nico: Lets go.

They were off.

Nico: The next gene-slammer and embodiment will meet us there probably.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: Not be confused with Rango, who's Pinkie's brother.

Nicole: Sounds confusing doesn't it. And coincidental that they have the same name.

Nico: It sure is.

Wonder Woman: Yeah no kidding there.

Nico: But their fighting styles are different.

Nicole: That's right.

They got to a building on the lake and the Broodals came! Out came RANGO!

Nicole: Okay he throws his hat like a buzzsaw. You have to hit him while his hat is off.

Nico: Got it!

Rango (Mario): Well how do! Looks like I'm gonna be slicing y'all to ribbons!

Nico: You have the same name as Pinkie's brother!

Rango (Mario): Well imagine that. Hyuck!

Eli: I'll say!

Rango (Mario): But tell me. Could he do...this?!

He threw his hat and it was like a buzzsaw!

It slashed Nico actoss his left arm!

Nico: OUCH! Wow that is sharp!

Rango (Mario): Purdy hat ain't it!

Wonder Woman: At least you're putting up more of a fight then the others.

Rango (Mario): Yeah that's doggone sure.

?: PUMMEL WHACK!

A burst of energy hit Rango and bashed him down and out came Ogremon and a girl with green hair, Green eyes, green clothes and green angel wings and had a tiara with the commando symbol on it.

Nico: Ogremon!

Connie Commando: And Connie Commando, Embodiment of Commando Man.

Eli: Cool!

Princess What's her Name: Wow! Connie awesome to see you!

Wonder Woman: You are looking great!

Connie Commando: Diana and Princess. Awesome to see you both a gain. Been a while.

Ogremon: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you Nico.

Nico: Ophelia Ogre!? Whoa!

Ophelia Ogre: We can catch up later. Lets kick some butt.

Nico: (gets out Me Agon Gi and Sarawareteiru of the Fairy's Ridewatches) Feel the power of Fairy and Kuuga!

Nico activated them and fired waves of energy and blasted Rango allover.

Ariel, Eli and Connie Commando fired waves of water and energy and blasted Rango all over.

Wonder Woman: Can we play too?!

Nico: Go for it!

Wonder Woman and Princess What's her name blasted Rango and he went flying far and they got pink power moons!

Nico: Nice!

Ophelia Ogre reverted back and she was a girl with green hair and red eyes and had green clothes and had green angel wings and had green clothes and had a Ogremon symbol in the midle of her forehead and on her skirt and a club in her hands.

Ophelia Orge: That was awesome!

Nico: It sure was.

They high five.

Nico: How did you meet Wonder Woman and Princess What's Her Name?

Connie Commando: I met Wonder Woman during one of her battles with one of her archenemies. Vandal Savage.

Wonder Woman: She put up an amazing battle against him.

Connie Commando: Yep. And I met Princess What's Her Name and helped her battle her so-called sister.

Nico: That is cool!

Princess What's Her Name: Yep and that was a fun one.

Nico: Awesome.

Eli: What's your favorite memory of Nico Ophelia?

Ophelia Ogre: When me and Nico went to Disneyworld and we had a really fun time there.

Nico: Yep. That was fun.

Nico and Ophelia hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Ophelia: Same here.

Nico: Would you two like to join the team?

Connie Commando: We would be honored.

They left the simulator and we cheered for them.


At the jail, Powell was being watched like a hawk.

Guard: Don't go anywhere, Powell. I gotta tell my wife the good news about Vilgax, Zedd, and Rita being gone for good!

The guard went outside, leaving Powell to wonder what had gone wrong.

Powell cried on the hard, cramped bed in his small, sterile cell longing for the splendor of his office. He wished his master was here. Lord Zedd had awoken Powell, lifted him to a higher state of awareness. Made him Mayor of Detroit! It was a great gift. In return Powell had helped Zedd make life hard for Team Loud Phoenix Storm through both trials.

Even now, he clutched onto Zedd's remaining secrets - dear mementos of a parted friend.

Zedd: It's OK, Powell. I'm here.

Powell: Zedd.

There he was. Lord Zedd, in all his glory

Zedd: Powell. My servant. My friend. We don't have much time.

Powell: How, master, how did you-?

Zedd: A little spell Rita made. I'm a being of suggestion, etched into your subconscious by my living self.

Powell: Stay with me master, please!

Zedd: I cannot But there is one last service you can perform me.

Powell: Anything, Zedd, please.

Zedd: First, remove the sheet from your bed, Powell. And tie it to the light-fixture on the ceiling.

Guard (comes back in): Sorry, dirtbag. Just had to-HOLY SHIT!

He was being strangled from a noose and the guards came and got him down.

Guard: Whoa! Good thing we got here in time.

Powell: NO NO! I need to die!

Guard: Not on our watch!

Guard 2: Do we really need this guy alive for the trial? Luan already submitted the evidence to the judge. And I'm getting sick of his face!

Guard: Hey orders are orders. We need to make sure he is disgraced in front of the world for him to see.

Guard 2: You're right.

Later it was time for the trial.

Nico: Let's head for the courthouse, Powell's trial is at hand.

Me: Right!

We left for the courthouse, and we arrived just in time as the guards wheeled in Powell who was in a straitjacket and chained to a gurney.

Maria: Here we are mom.

Mrs. Rockell: Glad you all could make it.

Bailiff: Calling courtroom to order in the case of People of the United States VS Mr. Powell. Honorable Judge Katherine A Rockell presiding.

Then, the trial began as the evidence of that racist's crimes were exposed to the public in the forms of testimony and video of his crimes, and Luan also played the audio evidence which absolutely disgusted the jury.

Katie: First I would like to call some witnesses.

Me: Certainly your honor.

Sari Sumdac went up to the stand.

Me: Sari how would you describe Powell? What was your relation and history with him before we came along?

Sari Sumdac: Powell was an old rival of my dad. And when he discovered there were no records of my birth, he kicked me out of my own home!

The crowd gasped!

Me: And did you find out that he did something to those records?

Sari Sumdac: No he didn't. It was because I was born a protoform and not how babies are born naturally.

Me: Which is all right with us by the way.

Powell: YOU TRAITOROUS FREAK!

Judge Rockell: ORDER!

Next Animated Optimus was called.

Me: Sorry the stand was too small for you Optimus so we have you here.

Animated Optimus: No worries.

Me: Now what is your history with Powell?

Animated Optimus: Powell has caused a lot of trouble to us and Sari before J.D. and the others came along. But while we were in the first stages of fighting Zedd, not only was he running for mayor of Detroit but he was also making a smear campaign against us.

The crowd booed.

Judge Rockell: Indeed.

Me: And for the record Powell we are NOT a cult. We are like the Justice League and we were given a massively tremendous responsibility like Superman and the Justice League all were given.

We nodded.

Everyone agreed with my statement

Ben gave his statement.

Me: Ben how about you tell us how we faced Powell.

Ben: After many days, we saved Powell from Zentinels. When we interrogated afterwards, we found out that he created the Blacklight Virus and gave it to Lord Zedd to be used on Embodiments of my aliens!

EVERYONE GASPED!

EVERYONE ALL OVER THE WORLD WAS SHOCKED THAT POWELL MADE THAT VIRUS!

Powell: My master was only punishing your followers!

Kevin Levin: Well, asshole, it turns out that your so called master was actually Vilgax's puppet!

Me: That's right. Vilgax was using him and in the end he killed him.

Qin: That's right!

Powell: It doesn't matter. I was only following my duty to rid the Earth of you and your friends. It would've been my legacy!

Animated Bumblebee slammed his hands on his table.

SMASH!

Animated Bumblebee: You shut your damn mouth! It's one thing to go against me and my team. But what you did in following Zedd? You fucking deserve everything that's coming to you. Especially for hurting Sari so bad! (to Katie) I'm sorry, your honor. I just had to get that out of my system.

Judge Rockell: No worries.

I fixed the table.

Me: So there you have it folks. What do you think of that?

The people gasped!

Man 1: HE'S A MONSTER!

Man 2: PORTER C. POWELL IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN ATTILA THE HUN!

Man 3: HE DESERVES THE CHAIR!

Man 4: KILL HIM NOW!

Man 5: LOCK HIM UP!

Man 6: HE MAKES JOSEPH STALIN LOOK LIKE A SAINT!

Powell: YOU TRAITOROUS LIAR!

Judge Rockell: ORDER ORDER!

Then, the jury retired for deliberations, and in less than thirty minutes, the jury returned to the court room glaring angrily at Powell.

Judge Rockell: Has the jury reached a verdict?

Jury Foreman: We have, Your Honor. We the jury find the defendant Porter C. Powell guilty on all charges.

We silently cheered and the public also cheered.

Judge Rockell: This is literally the worst case of smear campaigning and treachery that I've ever see in this courtroom. Porter Powell, you are the most absolutely despicable person I have ever had the displeasure of knowing, you have caused too much trouble to too many innocent people, and on top of that, you also allied with Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa and Vilgax, this is unforgivable, and for everything you've done, the court hereby sentences you to death at the hands of Lincoln Loud's darkest curse fit for slime like you. Get this piece of trash out of this courtroom and get him ready for execution.

We were outside of the courtroom and everyone was chanting Powell's death, as he was tied to a steel pole with Neutronium chains and he has a gag in his mouth, and Sebastian cut out his tongue to keep him from speaking.

Lincoln: It's over, Powell, you've caused enough trouble to too many lives, and all for your xenophobic and racist ways. There is no forgiveness for the likes of you, and for your crimes, I am giving you the worst curse that I have created in my arsenal of curses: LUCIFER'S XENOPHOBIC RACIST PUNISHMENT DEATH CURSE!

Lincoln flared up his Eternal Darkness and Frozen Hellfire aura and he spread his massive white angel wings and their wingspan now measured at 8'11" in wingspan and his medium sized white angel wings underneath his massive white angel wings also spread out and they suddenly turned midnight black: blacker like The Eternal Darkness.

(LUNA'S FUTURE PLAYS)

Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND FROZEN FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HIM) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be, The future should be filled with magic, Dreams and wishes brought to life, But the days ahead are dark and tragic, No time for hope when all is strife, Whatever might have been, All the dreams that ponies share, Because of you, Porter C. Powell, Now, the future is a cold nightmare!

Nico and me and most of us had shivers of ice and fear go down our spines as Lincoln sang that, and Lincoln fired waves of darkness from his massive angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath his massive angel wings and they hit Powell, and he felt like he was suffering 100,000,000,000 PENANCE STARES as all of his crimes against Sari and the Animated Autobots from the past and against us were suddenly turned against him as the vengeful souls of their victims returned and they rend and tore his soul apart and after he was found guilty, his torn apart soul was forever sent to The Black Gates leaving him as a soulless empty corpse devoid of any life whatsoever. Then, his soulless body suddenly lit up and was surrounded by black fire as it consumes their body and he was reduced to nothing and was left as a soot stain where his body once stood.

Me: (SHOCKED) HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Nico: (Gulps) Lincoln..., what the actual Hell was that?!

Lincoln: That was my darkest and most terrible curse I've ever created: it's called LUCIFER'S XENOPHOBIC RACIST DEATH CURSE, and this curse is meant for the worst of the worst: xenophobes and racists motivated by hatred and who have committed the darkest and most bloodiest atrocities for their twisted xenophobic and racist ways. When I cast this curse by singing Luna's Future, I fire waves of darkness from my massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath my massive white angel wings, and when it hits the person doomed to be hit with that curse, it'll be like suffering 100,000,000,000 PENANCE STARES as all of their crimes against certain races from the past are suddenly turned against them as the vengeful souls of their victims return and they rend and tear the souls of their torturers apart and sends their torn apart soul to The Black Gates leaving the cursed victim as a soulless empty corpse devoid of any life whatsoever and their soulless body is suddenly lit up and surrounded by black fire as it consumes their body and they are reduced to nothing and they're left as a soot stain where their body once stood.

WE GASPED IN HORROR AND SHOCK!

Eli: Oh God, that really really is one of the darkest and most terrible curses you've ever created.

Selene Arcangela: It's a perfect one to use against racists and xenophobes, but those who've committed treason will get this curse.

Varie: Yikes!

Me: My words exactly.

Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Blizzard Wolffang next.

Me; Cool!

Qin: Yep.

Me: Lets get to Risa for the party.

Nico: You got it.

Poromon: I can't wait!

We were off to Risa.


(BANJO KAZOOIE TREASURE TROVE TROVE THEME PLAYS)

We were on the planet Risa and we were having a great time. We played volleyball, doing surfing, sandcastles, a great party and also we were in our awesome swimsuits.

May: So awesome.

Nico: Awesome party!

Maria: Here's to the defeat of Vilgax!

All of us: HERE HERE!

We clinked our glasses.

Me: And to the fall of Opaline one year ago yesterday. We were supposed to celebrate that anniversary yesterday but it got moved to today.

Nico: It all started in 2021.

Me: When Sunny first came to our world.

Sunny Starscout: That was so awesome. And it was when I told you all what happened.

Nico: That is for sure and it was rough

Nate hugged Twilight to comfort her.

Twilight Sparkle: I know Nate.

Me: And as time progressed we learned more and more about who the culprit was. And it was Queen Opaline Arcana.

Nico: She undid everything Twilight worked for!

Me: And all in her quest for power!

Xenia: Yeah she wanted all the magic in the world all for herself.

Nico: Yeah!

Misty Brightdawn: And I was a fool to follow her. She only used me.

Me: Good thing we had you as our double agent.

Nico: After we killed Void Queen, we went after her.

Me: Yep. Her castle was located in the Kamchatka Peninsula in Russia.

Camie: And we called our allies from all over the universe for that.

Qin: We sure did.

Me: We launched our attack on November 20th, 2022 last year.

Nico: We had to go through 24 floors.

Vypra: We sure did.

Me: And shockingly we battled some of our old major enemies that we faced over the years.

Eli: We sure did.

Me: First was Alexander Paine. I battled him long ago and killed him.

Nico: I remember that.

Axel: Yeah that was epic.

Nico: Next was Adam Taurus.

Me: That jerk.

Blake Belladonna: I can't believe I was a fool for being that jerk's girlfriend.

Xenia: Yeah no kidding!

Qin: He had it coming for what he did.

Nico: Animated Sentinel Prime was next.

Me: Man that big chinned ugly jerk!

Qin: I hate that freak!

Animated Optimus: It's funny how we're talking about him a few hours after Powell got what he deserved

Me: It sure was.

Nico: Yep.

Me: That was awesome.

Nico: Constantine Frog was next

Me: Yeah that Kermit double got what was coming.

Lola: Big time.

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

Varie: No one impersonates Kermit and gets away with it

Nico: Dr. Blakk was next.

Eli Shane: It was good to battle him again.

Me: That jerk is now in prison for good.

Camie: It sure is good that he is there.

Nico: Master Cyclonis was next

Aerrow: Yeah and we destroyed her forever.

Me: Yeah and sent her to the black gates.

Yost Wolverine: Surpisingly, my version of Sebastian Shaw was next

Me: Yeah that jerk.

Nico: He was responsible for Dark Phoenix in the Yost World.

Camie: Yep.

Me: We sent him to prison without his powers.

Nico: DeFoe was next.

Me: And I've had it with that clod.

Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) At least we never will see him again.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Diesel 10 was next:

Thomas: That guy was rotten.

Qin: No kidding.

Nico: Next was Necrafa.

Arkayna: The bane of Gemina.

Me: Yep and we took that monster down for good and banished her to the black gates.

Nico: Next was Auntie Roonie.

Juniper Lee: That was one of my enemies that we al never faced before.

Me: Yeah.

Qin: That was intense.

Nico: Up next was Paradigm.

John Bolton: It was totally jawsome that we put that monster that made us into sharks and so many people into Gene-slammers in his place.

Me: The Black gates. Permanently.

Camie: Good riddance.

Poromon: Before we continue, how about we eat something?

Me: Sure.

Lynn Sr.: Made plenty of food for all of us!

We had pizza, chicken wings and burgers and more.

Me: (Eating Pizza) Mmm! Delicious!

Stacey: Next, we fought Lars.

Otto: Yeah Twist's rotten brother.

Qin: He was a jerk.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: We fought Agram next.

Tony Jones: We sure did. Good riddance.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: He'll never terrorize the moonlands again.

Nico: Next up was Guy Gagne.

Turbo: We gave that cheater what for.

Lola: And sent him back to prison

Poromon: Devimon was next.

Nico: I had a lot of personal issues with him.

Qin: That was intense.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: But he's now gone for good in the black gates.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Next was Visser 3.

Animorphs Rachel: Yeah he was terrible.

Me: At least we destroyed the Yeerks and him and his Yeerk form is in a jar.

Lana: Those freaks are disgusting.

Nico: Next was the Aligned Megatronus Prime. Or the Fallen as he called himself.

Me: I know and that was awesome.

Camie: Yep.

Aligned Optimus Prime: And that one has no right to call himself a prime.

Me: Yep. He's gone forever.

Nico: Next up was President Stone.

Astro Boy: That jerk had it coming.

Me: Yep and we sent him back to jail.

Nico: Next was Skeleton King.

Chiro: We blew his ship up before.

Me: Yep and now he's gone and in the black gates.

Qin: Yep. Good riddance.

2012 Leo: Next was our version of Mozar.

Nico: Yep and he was brutal.

Emerald Goldenbraid: Oh the Triceratons. He was nuts.

Me: He sure was.

Nico: Next was Zeno.

Zatch: My so-called evil brother.

Me: Yep. And we banished that little monster to the Black Gates.

Nico: Deuce was next.

Ace Bunny: He got what was coming.

Laney: He sure did.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: After that, we finally caught up to Opaline. She had the Man and Woman with her.

Me: Yep and we really let all hell loose on her.

Hitoshi: Especially Man and Woman.

Me: Yep. That was so epic.

Nico: Misty really made sure she got the surprise of her life.

Me: And as the ultimate final blow, I dealt a massive Friendship Spirit Bomb on her.

Twilight: We taught Opaline a big lesson that day.

Horsea: What's that?

Twilight: Never mess with friendship. Or the magic that comes with it!

Me: You got that right! And never tarnish the legacy of the Princess of Friendship.

Sunny Starscout: Especially someone that I looked up to from my father. Twilight is my hero and a great inspiration for me and my friends.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm so honored Sunny. But that is always for sure.

Nico: We even made a statue.

Me: We sure did. To honor this day.

I pulled off a tarp and it was Sunny Starscout and Twilight Sparkle holding a sword up. It was the Sword of Harmony with all the symbols of Twilight and Sunny's friends on the blade and it Opaline's skull impaled on it and they were standing over 50 skulls that were those of the Opaline 24 and the Doomsday 23.

All of us: WOW!

Me: (Reading plaque) "On this Day - November 20th, 2022, it will honor the battle with the evil and malevolent Opaline Arcana and how the forces of Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout and friends and Team Loud Phoenix Storm took down the monster behind all of Equestria's most evil enemies and how we made sure to bring Opaline to Justice and to never mess with the legacy of Twilight Sparkle and the Magic of Friendship." Wow! That is awesome!

Nico: It sure is! Nice job!

Laney: Thanks.

Eddy: Before Poromon eats them all.

Sure enough, Poromon was starting to eat some cupcakes.

Poliwag: HEY! You better share those!

Poromon: MY CUPCAKES!

Pinkie: I made those!

Poromon: MY CUPCAKES!

We laughed at this

WE LAUGHED!

Me: Oh Poromon!

Qin: (LAUGHS) Funny!

Nico: But Poromon what did we say about sharing?

Poromon: Okay. Sorry.

We had some cupcakes and they were tasty.

We had a great party and it was awesome. We set up copies of the statue in Ponyville, Canterlot, Maretime Bay, Zephyr Heights, Bridlewood, Gotham Royal York Park and at home in our garden. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

This was an awesome party.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did Mendez1996. Thanks guys

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Gentaro, Allie Astro, Hikari Ginga Galaxy, Yumi UFO, Stella Betelgeuse and Amelia O'Connell as well as Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat and we're going to a planet made of caldo de siete mares or Soup of the Seven Seas and it's gonna be an amazing soup planet. And there we're going to battle the Vengeance Express 6! SERIOUSLY VYPRA NEEDS TO KEEP THOSE SIX IN A PADDED CELL! Jade Kubaos is going to transform against them and it's going to be painful and brutal! Also we're going to battle Another Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat who are the embodiments of Octavia Melody, Vinyl Scratch and the Dracula Dopant. The Dracula Dopant Embodiment not only is a vampire but she has a REALLY DARK STORY! So be warned. And we're going to meet a Blizzard Wolffang Gene-slammer named Borealis Wolffang and she is a wolf tamer and an ice master.

Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Stella Esteban, Gene-Slammer of Corroding Shark, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Luxor, Egypt, but we got some bad news: Emperor Sem, the Duel Monster, has been sighted, and we're going to take the Duel Monster down and we're sending it to Vypra. And we're going to meet Arpina Apollonia, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Light and Fire. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis, and she has powerful light and fire powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the leader of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades. Their ancestors fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the ancestors of Arpina and her friends were tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Arpina and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Arpina would be the first one to train him in mastering the powers of fire and light. Lincoln made her a powerful fire greatsword, and to show her thanks, Arpina kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, the first leader and one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.

Next up is Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken and we're going to battle Nerissa the Evil Sea Queen and we're going to send Chelsea to the M.O.E. and destroy the Sea Queen half.

See you next time.