After having sex with Vulkin and having just given Frisk a second chance, I then moved forward once again and, after a bit of walking, MK then ran to us after.
"Yo, wait!" she shouted. "I slept through everything! What's going on, now?" MK asked with a smile.
"Well, I had sex with a living volcano lady and I rescued another human from the Void called Frisk, and gave him some closure with his family via an upgraded phone... and I'm thinking I can get some extra assistance to the monsters by doing face-time with some important people," I smiled.
"What do you mean? Are you talking about having humans see us before we get out of the Underground?" Penelope asked.
"Exactly that," I smirked.
"Will they believe it, though? And if they see us, will they want to kill us?" Minnie asked.
"I think we should give it a shot," MK smirked widely.
"Just what I was thinking, MK! If we get the humans to be more comfortable with monsters, then we could have an easier time integrating into human society," Ashley smirked happily. I then did just that and called up someone that was important in my community, him being in frequent contact with me and being a bigwig game developer that I knew a lot about. Who was it?
"Hello? Is this Cherry-San?" asked the voice of none other than Hideo Kojima, head of Kojima productions and the father of Metal Gear Solid! And he was speaking English, not Japanese, oddly enough.
"Yes, it's me, Kojima-sama. I wanted to show you some images of where I'm at right now and spread word to everyone on the surface world," I said, him then being confused before I showed him the sight of the monster friends I had, them consisting of the mouse girls, MK, and in the distance, a girl made of fire in a schoolgirl uniform talking to Tsunderplane.
"Um... are those... they couldn't be..." he asked in shock.
"The monsters that were trapped under Mount Ebott in North America. They are not dangerous, nor are they safe at all, especially if humans think of monsters as scary things," I said, Kojima then looking at me on the other end and speaking.
"You wish for me to spread word for you?... The monsters, they are trapped within a barrier, correct?" he asked.
"Yes, and I plan on breaking that barrier myself," I smirked.
"Impossible. Only by having 7 human souls would that happen."
"The queen has 6 humans at the capital and me and CD make 7 and 8. We plan on attacking the barrier at the same time to destroy it in one go," I said, Kojima gawking at that.
"Oh my, I see what you mean! I will get to spreading word, then, telling everyone that the monsters of Undertale are under Mount Ebott... does that include the talking flower?" he asked, which made most of my group super confused before I spoke.
"Don't worry, I plan on giving her a second chance as well, hopefully without casualty," I said.
"Very well. Stay safe, Cherry-san," he said before I then hung up and the mice girls spoke.
"What was that about Undertale? He knew about us or something?" Penelope asked in confusion.
"Yes, I guess so... but I think it may have been someone else to blame for that, hmm?" I smirked as I looked at Gaster specifically.
"I may or may not have accidentally given the knowledge of this entire story to a video game developer named Toby Fox, who crafted it into a game world... and though this is a real world, it was still heavily tied to the game, so long as I remained in the Void. And now that I'm free, this world is now freed from that game," Gaster said.
"That sounds... super complicated," MK admitted.
"I agree, it is complicated," Chara frowned. We then finally got to the next part of our trek and came across some more monsters on the way. Tsunderplane was, of course, a little hesitant to talk to me, and when I asked if she'd like to 'repopulate' she responded with a simple phrase.
"I can't have kids if I'm an airplane... baka... Alphys forgot to make a vagina feature to this vessel," she said, me smiling at that.
"And what about the exhaust port?" I asked back.
"That's private! It's where I eat from, thank you very much!" after that embarrassing debacle, I then ended up having sex with Pyrope as well as the flame girl who was apparently still in school despite her being 23.
"We don't learn too much in school aside from the basics and history, so when we reach a certain age, about 17, we can continue to go to school if we want to, but we don't need to. I like it because it's fun," she said happily, her being named Ember. "By the way, is momma Grillby doing well?"
"Yes, she is. I got some hot dogs from her while I was in Snowdin," I smiled.
"She's nice, isn't she? Anyway, these puzzles activated out of nowhere, so we can't get back to school," she frowned. I then proceeded to play the puzzle games on both sides and, afterwards, then, after that, I then went to the fun part of hopping across all the different vents, where I smirked as, after I was finished, MK did so and got a ton of upskirts before landing on the ground on her face.
"Owie, that hurt," she groaned, me helping her up after. "Thanks... what'd you see?"
"That you weren't wearing any panties and that you were adorable," I smirked.
"Guilty as charged, haha," she chuckled as we then went forward again and saw that the lights were out, which Alphys called me up.
"I see that the lights are out around you. D-Don't worry, I'll turn them on," she said before then doing so and for the set to then show that it was the cooking show set. "Oh no..."
"Oh yes!" shouted Mettatrine, who was in a cooking outfit that accentuated her polygonal boobs. "Welcome, beauties, to Cooking With a Killer Robot! Today we are going to be making... Cherry Pie!" she smiled, me then smirking at that.
"It's currently in my crotch," I then smirked, which was enough for Serif to appear out of nowhere and do something to make everyone of my group laugh.
"Wah-wah-wah!" she played on a trumpet rather than a trombone, which I smirked at.
"Ohoho, we've got a joker in the house! Please, grab the ingredients and refrain from speaking further. We'll need cherries, flour, sugar, milk, and eggs," she said, me then grabbing the items and placing them on the shelf. "Excellent work, darlings! Oh! But wait, there is one more ingredient that this pie is missing!"
"Talent!" Chara quipped, which got Mettatrine to gawk.
"Ohoho, aren't you a RIOT," she said with hostility in her voice. "The ingredient we need is... a human soul!" she growled as she then grabbed a chainsaw and started to come at me with it, even though I could tell it was a prop.
"Why not use a substitution, girl? Some people may be vegan," I suggested.
"Vegan... that's a brilliant idea! In fact, I happen to have something right here! All-natural human soul flavor substitute! It's over there on the counter. Go get it," she smirked, showing a picture of a smile on her square body. I then went to do so, only for the box to fly into the sky atop a stack of numerous other boxes! "Oh, by the way, we're on a tight schedule here, darling. If you don't get to the ingredient within 2 minutes, we'll just go with the first option. Good luck!" she said, me then getting a call from Alphys.
"Don't worry, I upgraded the Undernet phone while you were sleeping last night! Push the big button that says 'jetpack'," she said, me then doing so and smirking at how a pair of golden, metal wings and jets appeared on not just my back, but everyone else's too! We then zoomed off from ground level and started to fly all the way up towards the substitute, dodging all the aforementioned ingredients that Mettatrine listed, which included the flour and the cherries, with the cherries being the hardest to dodge, but we eventually managed to reach the top with 14 seconds to spare, me then grabbing the substitute and yanking it off of the top, me smiling and doing a peace sign to the nearby camera.
"Ah, curses! You managed to get the substitute! But don't worry, all my lovely viewers, we'll be back with the next episode! It's sure to be a blast!" Mettatrine spoke before the camera then cut off. "Oh, and by the way, I had the pie baked ahead of time! You ever seen a cooking show before?" Mettatrine asked, me nodding.
"Of course, humans have tons of shows, like-" I was about to finish before Mettatrine then did something that made every one of my allies laugh out loud. She threw the cherry pie right in my face, me then hearing a camera flash after. "And thus, I have been duped. Well played, female calculator," I groaned as I then licked the pie remnants that were on my face and smirked at it. "Hmm, not bad, pretty tasty." And only then did Mettatrine fly off into the distance, me and my allies then going back down to ground level as our jetpacks ran out of fuel.
"That was funny! Good job taking a joke like that, I probably would've flown off the handle," said a voice I didn't expect, that being Frisk, me looking at him and smiling.
"So... how much of that did you see, Frisk?" I asked him.
"Enough to see you get to the top and get a pie thrown at your face. You can't beat the classics," Frisk giggled.
"Eh, fair enough... but I do need a change of shirt now," I frowned.
"I think you can get a shirt from the next level of Hotland. There should be a clothing store on level 2 of Hotland," Frisk said, me being confused at that.
"And you know this... how? There was no clothing store in the game," I whispered to him.
"The game didn't show everything, remember? There are some locations that are around that you couldn't see because it'd be too detailed," Frisk said, me nodding at him as I then went to the elevator and saw the the flame monster, her being super tiny and her having a big chest for her size and wearing an outfit similar to Amy Rose. Red dress, tiny skirt.
"Hey! I'm Blaze, 420 years old!" she said, me smirking at that.
"Riiiight, holding back obvious joke, but I don't know if it'd be in this world," I smirked.
"You mean marijuana? It exists, and it's legal everywhere, but only for adults," Frisk smirked.
"Hehe, you're humans, I can tell," she smirked, me looking at Frisk and then at Chara.
"You're talking to the two of us? Or the two of us and the invisible human?" I asked her.
"All three! Flame monsters can see spirits, so I can see the invisible boy as well, though only halfway. And he could also give me a kid, if he so chose," Blaze smirked, which Frisk then blushed at before Flames then moved her hands to her boobs.
"Fine. It's 17 in terms of consent where we're at right now in Colorado, so we can do it... you girls go on ahead, I'll catch up later," Frisk smiled, me nodding at her as our group then boarded the elevator and rode it up to the next part of Hotland and then, afterwards, we trekked towards the west and saw the clothing store that Frisk mentioned was right next to Serif's hot dog stand, her having given one to Vulkin and another monster that was floating in the air and had a reptilian look to her.
"heya, hows it goin'? you want a hot dog? first one's on the house," Serif smirked at me.
"I wish I could have it on the house, but that wouldn't be fair to everyone else. I'll pay the 10 g for it," I smiled as I then gave Serif the gold coins and she then gave me the hot dog, me then getting some of the ketchup and, after making sure the lid was stuck on and it wasn't a joke bottle, I then squrited some of it on the dog. I then ate it and smiled at, despite it being a veggie dog, it tasted just like a ball park frank!
"How tasty is it?" Chara asked.
"Very," I smirked, then giving some of it to the mice girls and, after that, Chara and Gaster paid for a hot dog and MK got one as well. But how did she eat it without arms? She used telekinesis to grab hold of it, which I gawked at.
"So that's how you hold things," I smiled at her.
"Yeah, same with a bunch of other monsters that don't have arms or even legs," MK giggled. We then went into the clothing store. it was time to get me a new set of clothes, as well as possibly some clothing for the rest of us... and when we went inside, I gawked at how the girls that were in the store were all hot, first off. And second off, reference city! One of the characters looked like Ruto from Zelda Ocarina of Time, another looked like Medli from Wind Waker, and there was another one that looked like the seahorse Siren from Shantae 5, but if she had a more fishy appearance for the upper half.
"Ooh, is that the girl with a dick I've heard about?" asked one of them, me seeing it looked like Whisper the Wolf, complete with her eyes being closed and her wearing a mask on the side of her face. And her voice was super quiet, but also adorable. "I need to thank you for saving the test subjects... would you like to do some shopping? I can offer you some of our items for free as thanks," she smirked.
"Thanks, but I don't want special treatment, miss. I'm just trying to be helpful," I smiled at her.
"I insist. Besides, if you don't, the clothes are quite expensive," she said with a smile, pointing out that the price on one of the sets of clothes, it being a pink blouse with red confetti pattern on it... was 300 G.
"Uh... okay, I accept," I said with a nervous chuckle.
"And I can give a discount to your friends as well, if you so wish. 70 percent off," she smiled, that making Chara sigh in relief, along with MK and the mouse girls.
"What a relief! Let's get some new clothes! Whoo!" MK smiled as she ran off into the store, slamming into the ground after losing her balance, her getting up with assistance from Chara. "I'll go with MK to get some clothes, you go ahead and get some stuff for yourself and the mouse girls," Chara smiled at me.
"Try to choose something more colorful, just a suggestion," I smiled at her.
"Uh, duh," she chuckled back.