(While the Tiny Toons in this story are the TTL versions, I'll be labelling them as normal as you already know that they're not the original versions.


The following TTL Tiny Toons were gathered at a table at the Loo Bru: Dizzy, Sneezer, Shirley, Furrball, Fifi, Calamity, Beeper, and Renaldo Raccoon. It started with Dizzy placing down a green four, followed by Sneezer placing down a red four, then Shirley placing down a red nine, and ending with Furrball placing down a red draw two, much to Fifi's annoyance.

"Typical!" She scoffed. "Vou are still baring zhis grudge against moi so vou put down a card zhat makes moi draw more cards!"

"I had the card." Furrball explained, as Fifi drew two cards. "Don't blame me for playing the rules."

"Zhen can I blame vou for being a common cat with a poor clothing choice?" Asked Fifi, coldly.

"Shut your mouth, woman!" Furrball snapped.

Calamity looked unnerved from their yelling as he placed down a red skip card, followed by Renaldo placing down a wild card.

"I'm changing the color to yellow." He said.

Dizzy eagerly placed down a yellow draw two. After Sneezer calmly and amicably took the two cards, Shirley looked at her cards.

"Strategy games require planning." She explained, before placing a yellow zero.

When Furrball placed down a yellow draw two, Fifi looked outraged!

"Anozher draw two?!" She yelled. "Vou are torturing moi, vou nasty common cat, vou!"

"Shut up and take your cards, skunk!" Furrball yelled back. "And like I said before, you wish you could be as hardcore as me!"

Fifi grumbled to herself as she took the other two cards. Calamity placed down a yellow seven, followed by Beeper placing down a wild card.

"What's the color, Beeper?" Asked Renaldo.

Beeper pointed to his leg, signalling that his chosen color is red.

"Of course it is." Renaldo sighed, taking a card from the pile.

"Dizzy have red draw two!" Dizzy cackled, before Sneezer placed down a blue draw two.

"Uhh, are we playing stacking rules?" Renaldo asked.

"I zhink we should." Fifi replied.

"If we are, are we also stacking plus fours?" Calamity asked.

"Eet will be interesting." Fifi replied.

Shirley placed down a green draw two, leading to Furrball placing down a red draw two, then Fifi a plus four, then Calamity a plus four, then Beeper a yellow draw two, Renaldo placing a green draw two, Dizzy placing a draw four, Sneezer placing a draw four, Shirley placing a green draw two, and Furrball placing a blue draw two.

"I take eet all back." Fifi informed, without hesitation.

"Hehe, looks like you've gotta pick up twenty four cards." Furrball snickered. "You were on board with the idea."

"Zhat was before vou all ganged up on moi because vou are all jealous zhat I 'ave a better fashion sense zhen all of vou combined!" Scowled Fifi.

"Shut up and take the cards, ya yappy yapper!" Yelled Furrball.

"Why don't vou take zhis!" Fifi yelled, flipping the table over.

The table landed on Sneezer, who sneezed it at the ceiling. Bots of broken table and rubble rained over the other TTL Tiny Toons as the ceiling of the room collapsed. TTL Buster knocked on the door, causing it to fall down.

"So, erm..." He said. "How's the game of Uno going?"

Fifi walked over to Buster and slapped him across the face with her tail.

"Vou will pay for infecting us with zhis poisonous game!" She yelled.

"Hey!" Furrball yelled, pulling Fifi away from Buster. "You're only mad because you were losing!"

"Vou were all against moi!" Fifi scoffed.

"Can you stop being a diva for one day?!" Furrball exclaimed, bluntly.

"A DIVA?!" Screamed Fifi with disgust.

In a fit of fury, Fifi let out her odor which smelled so awful, it stank up the entire room, causing the other TTL Tiny Toons to run away in fear.


"I told you they couldn't handle Uno." Plucky scolded to Buster, laying his blue-furred rival/fremenie on a couch.

"At least it wasn't Monopoly." Shrugged Sweetie.

Buster's face began to turn green again.

"I'll get the bucket." Babs sighed.

As Babs left the room, the original Tiny Toons were just outside the Fudd Halls dorm.

"Perhaps it was a bad idea to introduce them to Uno." Said Original Plucky.

"Where's your sense of fun, Pluckster?" Original Buster replied.