Deadliest Warrior: Fiction Edition

by Its Rice Man

In the Deadliest Warrior universe, real life warriors throughout our history have clashed endlessly but what happens when warriors from fiction meet in battle? Only one can be crowned the Deadliest Warrior of fiction!

3. Wookiee vs Xenomorph

(A huge humanoid creature with a thick coat of hair with two bandoliers criss-crossing it's chest points his bowcaster at the screen.)

Wookiee: The fierce tribal warrior of Kashyyyk who fought side by side with the Rebel Alliance during the Galactic Civil War

(A Wookiee is show picking up a stormtrooper and throwing him to the ground before ripping his arm out of the socket and beating him with it.)

vs.

(An ugly yet, frightening looking jet black alien thing with an elongated head and claws shoots it's tail out toward the camera.)

Xenomorph: The galaxy's most dangerous predator who slaughter all living things with the goal of continuing it's species.

(A Xenomorph leaps onto an unsuspecting human and uses it's second mouth to plow a hole through his head.)

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.

No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, medical scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two of science fiction's most dangerous creatures.

Wookiee

Appearing From: Star Wars extended universe

Height: 7'5''

Weight: 330 lbs.

Homeworld: Kashyyyk

Mortal Enemies: Trandoshans

Xenomorph

Appearing From: Alien, Alien vs. Predator

Height: 7'

Weight: 385 lbs.

Homeworld: Xenomorph Prime

Mortal Enemies: Yautja Hunters

''Today is a battle where things will be brought to one on one combat and instead of having human warriors, we're having science fictions most famous galactic creatures face off when the Wookiee from Star Wars confronts a Xenomorph from the Alien series.'' DeadAliveManiac started off.

''On one end you have a creature who used weapons from plasma weaponry to blades and comparing that to the Wookiee the Xenomorph's weaponry is its whole freaking body! Things like this make my job as the medical expert so satisfying. Acid blood? I can't wait to test that out!'' Zivon explained.

''It's definitely going to be interesting with that fact alone and when you consider the Wookiee is a sentient being with emotions compared to the more beast-like Xenomorph it's going to be a tough fight.'' MKDemigodZ-Warrior added.

''This is one battle many have pondered the outcome of and I can't wait to see how the Wookiee is going to deal with the Xenomorph. What are we doing standing around here just running our mouths? Let's get this shit started!" PFC Rice Man concluded.

The Wookiee are the natives on the planet of Kashyyyk and were a largely peaceful group who were caught up in the middle of the Clone Wars. During the war they fought the Separatists alongside the Republic and as the former became an empire the planet was blockaded and many of the Wookie were captured and forced to become slaves. However, Wookie who escaped became fighters for the Rebel Alliance and with their combined efforts the downfall of the Empire allowed their planet to be liberated.

''It was sad that they were treated like dirt and used in experiments. However, nothing can keep a Wookiee down as they are fierce fighters and if you had them as allies, victory would surely be yours with such loyal creatures.'' Rice Man explained.

To liberate his planet, the Wookiee brought with him an arsenal that spilled the blood of many Stormtroopers.

Short Range: Ryyk Blade

Mid-Range: Wookiee Slug-Thrower

Long Range: Bowcaster

Special: Ryyk Kerarthorr

However, what will happen when the fierce Wookiee comes face to face with the most dangerous and ferocious species in the galaxy?

Xenomorph XX121 or commonly referred to as simply the Xenomorph and known colloquially as the Alien, is a highly aggressive endoparasitoid extraterrestrial species. The Xenomorphs are vicious predatory creatures with no higher goals than the propagation of their species and the destruction of any life that could pose a threat to them. Like wasps or bees, Xenomorphs are eusocial, with a fertile Queen breeding a host of subordinate castes. The creatures are known for their potent acidic blood and their pharyngeal jaws, although their biological life cycle, in which their offspring are implanted inside living hosts before erupting violently from their chests, is in many ways their signature aspect.

''Aside from their frequent clashes with the human race, they've been closely associated with the Yautja Hunters, or the Predators and are seen as prey. They are easily the deadliest extraterrestrial species in science fiction and will be unlike anything the Wookiee had ever seen.'' Rice Man concluded.

The vicious alien creature came with a naturally given arsenal to slaughter all who cross it.

Short Range: Fangs & Second Mouth

Mid-Range: Claws

Long Range: Tail

Special: Acid Blood

Whether it was cutting down Imperial Stormtroopers or slaughtering helpless humans, these two alien creatures used deadly close ranged weapons. Up first will be the Wookiee with a deadly curved blade.

Wookiee expert Han Solo and his actual real life Wookiee companion Chewbacca stood by with the blade in his hands. The beast lets out a cry and Han translated for him.

''Chewie says this blade is hand-crafted by his people, it is a steel blade that measures up to 4.5 feet in length and weighs 6 pounds. If you were a non-Wookiee you would need to earn the right to use this or you'll insult them.'' Han explained.

''Damn that is one huge blade and I'm sure that can cut anything down unfortunate enough to be in its path.'' DAM said before motioning to the target, ''We've set up a Xenomorph gel torso here for you to practice on Chewie. You get 15 seconds to dish out as much damage as you can got it?''

Chewie let out an affirmative roar and walked up to the target.

DAM gives the countdown and with the signal given Chewbacca roared loudly at its target and dashed forward toward the Xenomorph stand in and swung the blade vertically. The blade effortlessly slices the frontal part of the Xenomorph's face and skull off sending fake green blood spraying all over the place. The Wookiee follows up with another swing that leaves a horrible wound in the chest before finishing it off by severing the rest of the head leaving a massively bloodied mess all over the floor.

Chewbacca raises the blade high and lets out a victorious roar as the panel walks up to check the damage.

''Holy crap, this is one brutal weapon!'' Zivon exclaimed as he began his usual assessment, ''I really don't have to dive deep into the first blow do I? You cut his face off! And judging from the deep wound in the chest here it is significant enough to kill a living being and you broke some ribs as well. The last slash is also obvious, took the head right off for another instant kill.''

''While I admire the handiwork of the blade, the Xenomorph can be just as deadly with it's naturally given arsenal.'' Xenomorph expert Ellen Ripley commented.

The Xenomorph answers the Wookiee's challenge with it's deadly fangs and second mouth.

''The Xenomorph fangs are incredibly deadly despite being a natural part of its body. They may seem harmless but with a Xenomorph's superior strength to a human it can easily kill a man. Typically a Xenomorph is about 6 times as strong as an average human and the closest representation would be the gray wolf. The second jaw is also so powerful it can easily punch through any type of armor including the Yautja hunter's mask.'' Ellen explained.

''So based on the number you've given us, a typical gray wolf bite would be over 400 PSI so multiplying by 6 it's gonna be an astounding 3,600 PSI so that's the number we'll input in our Xenomorph jaw and second mouth replicas.'' DAM explained as he motions for Metal to input the numbers.

With the necessary numbers inputted into the Xenomorph fangs and second mouth replicas, Ellen begins by taking control of the fangs and places the device over a Wookiee skull replica.

''Okay Ellen, you will have one blow for each weapon so on my mark on 3...2...1...go!'' DAM called out.

Ellen squeezes the trigger on the device and in an instant the fangs bit through the top portion of the skull replica taking out a chunk of bone, flesh and parts of brain much to the awe of the panelists.

''Holy shit! That skull was can eggshell to the bite!" Demigod exclaimed.

With the first target dealt with Ellen moves over to the replica of the Xenomorph's second mouth and once again squeezes the trigger sending the projectile like appendage punching straight through the Wookiee skull stand in further leaving the panel in awe at the display and gruesomeness of the weapons.

Zivon then walks over to assess the damage.

''God, you really made a mess of these skulls! The bite and fangs ripped through the skull and from what I'm seeing here you managed to get part of the brain as well killing him instantly.'' He then moves over to the second target, ''The second mouth had absolutely no problem punching a hole through this Wookiee's skull and the last thing he would've seen was this thing flying toward him like a bullet.'' concluded the doctor.

Despite the impressive display Han and Chewie were unimpressed.

''Yeah the carnage is cool and all but the Xenomorph needs to get really close to the Wookiee to do that.'' Han said earning a nod from Chewie.

''Even if you manage to slice the Xenomorph open the acid blood will definitely harm the Wookiee.'' Ellen replied.

Both galactic creatures have shown us the killing power of their short range arsenals, which one do our panelists believe takes the edge?

''I am going with the Xenomorph because judging by the numbers we got it hits a lot harder than the Ryyk blade and would have no problem taking a Wookiee down in one hit with either weapon.'' DAM started off.

''Disagree with you there buddy and my reason? The Ryyk blade has the longer reach so the Wookiee can keep the Xenomorph away and then slice it up.'' Zivon countered.

''I find myself agreeing with Zivon here, how is the Xenomorph gonna use his second mouth and fangs when he is already sliced to pieces? This one goes to the Wookiee in my opinion.'' Demigod seconded.

''For me, it is a tough one considering how lethal the fangs and second mouth is and how easily it can kill a Wookiee, but as with what Zivon said the reach of the Ryyk blade will keep the Wookiee safe from the Xenomorph's natural arsenal so edge to the Wookiee.'' Rice Man concluded.

In short range weapons, the edge goes to the Wookiee for the Ryyk blade.

Coming up, two deadly mid-ranged weapons come forth and then later two different methods of long range attack are brought to the table.

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With the short range weapons out of the way it is now time for these warriors to bring out their mid-ranged weapons and up first will be the Xenomorph's deadly claws.

''Being 6 times stronger than the average human as I've said before, the Xenomorph's claws can seriously kill anything it takes a swipe at. The claws measure about 4 inches in length and swinging them combined with the creature's natural strength it is going to be a bad day.'' Ellen explained.

''Right here we have a gauntlet molded into the shape of a Xenomorph's hand and since it is 6 times stronger than the average human we will take the average boxer's punch speed and implement it into the gauntlet to see how many swipes it will take for you to bring the Wookiee down.'' DAM explained, ''The average boxer's punch speed clocks in at 25 miles per hour so 150 will be given to the Xenomorph.''

DAM inputs the date into the gauntlet before Ellen takes the controls for the gauntlet. The point of this test will see how easily a Wookiee can be killed by a Xenomorph's claws and she will have 15 seconds to complete the task.

''Okay Ellen on my mark 3...2...1...attack!''

Ellen presses the button on the device and the gauntlet swipes at the stand in Wookiee target leaving horrid gashes across its face. The device resets itself and once again Ellen pressed the button and the gauntlet swipes once again, this time the skin of the target was shredded off to the point of exposing bone. With one more swipe the gauntlet digs into the Wookiee skull cracking it open enough to expose the brain.

Zivon then walks over to assess the carnage.

''Wow, I was actually not expecting this kind of result. The first swipe you left horrible wounds on the Wookiee's face and I saw that you were able to claw at one of the eyes and blinded him leaving him to more attacks. The second one completely cut through the skin and actually graze the skulls underneath and the final one you managed to dig your way into his skull and into the frontal lobe for another instant kill.'' explained the doctor.

''I know the Wookiee is stronger than a human, but if it was a human one hit is all the Xenomorph would need.'' Ellen said.

''While you do get the work done when you get within range we do have a weapon that can prevent the Xenomorph from getting close.'' Han quipped.

To counter the Xenomorph's ferocious assault, the Wookiee brings in a popular rifle, the Wookiee slug-thrower.

''With this weapon there's no way the Xenomorph will come close.'' Han said as Chewie held the rifle for the panel to see, ''In the Star Wars galaxy one of the most popular weapons would be the slug-thrower. They appeared in both pistol and rifle models and used explosive chemicals to fire solid projectiles at a very high velocity. The Wookiees actually have their own take on this weapon that Chewie is holding right now made from materials in their world. It shoots a slug as the name suggests and weights 9 pounds.''

''It's a very simple looking weapon but let's see how it will perform, here we've set up another Xenomorph target for you. You up to the challenge Chewie?'' DAM asked.

Chewie grunted and nodded before walking into position.

''Okay Chewie, on 3...2...1...you may fire when ready!" DAM called out.

Chewie roared before taking aim with the weapon and aimed at the Xenomorph's head and fired a shot that blows a gaping hole in the head. He takes aim once more and fires a shot through the dummy's chest before firing another shot through the target's mouth. Feeling the job wasn't done the Wookiee fires one last shot that left another hole in the target's chest.

The Wookiee looked at the panel and nodded in satisfaction prompting Zivon to walk over to assess the damage.

''Your first shot tore a path all the way through the head and no doubt you hit the brain for an instant kill, your second shot went straight through the chest and while I can't guess if a Xenomorph has a heart if this was a regular person they'd be dead. The third shot went straight through the big mouth and little mouth for another instant kill and the last shot is the same thing as the second one, unsure if they have hearts but a regular person would be toast.'' the doctor explained.

''Even with the trajectory of the shots the Wookiee needs to be careful because the Xenomorph is a really agile creature so if you miss a shot it can close the distance and end the fight there.'' Ellen chimed in.

''That is true, but one shot is all a Wookiee would need to end it.'' Han replied.

Both creatures have shown off their mid-ranged arsenals, where do our panelists stand in the end?

''I am giving this one to the Wookiee's slug-thrower, it has more range than the claws simple as that.'' DAM began.

''I don't know, as Ellen has pointed out the Xenomorph is an incredibly fast creature and if the Wookiee misses just one shot the Xenomorph can close that distance real quick and claw the Wookiee to death, I call this even.'' Zivon said, more apprehensive on his decision.

''For me, I am siding with the slug-thrower since one shot is all the Wookiee needs to put the Xenomorph down like Han said.'' Demigod added.

''It can take several swipes to kill the Wookiee is the Xenomorph doesn't go for the head, anywhere else will cause the Wookiee to bleed, the slug-thrower has a lot more range too since the claws can only go so far as the Xenomorph can reach with its arms. Edge Wookiee.'' Rice Man concluded.

In mid-range weapons, the edge goes to the Wookiee for the Wookiee slug-thrower.

Coming up, two very different long ranged weapons come forth and then later the battle between two galactic creatures begins!

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Now the time has come for these two creatures to bring out their long ranged arsenals and with the Wookiee taking the lead, can the Xenomorph come back with it's own deadly long range weapon? A natural body part that can impale the Kashyyyk warrior?

''The Xenomorph's tail ends with a very sharp point, almost like a knife blade and it can shoot it out and extend it to increase it's attack range or even use it to trip it's prey. The average length of a Xenomorph's tail is around 7 to 8 feet in length and it can send it coming your way at over 20 miles per hour.'' Ellen explained.

''Even if the tail moves at 20 miles an hour the fact that the tip is blade like is still going to freaking hurt.'' DAM said before pointing to the set up, ''Like before we have a set up where we have a rope dart gun with the blade shaped to resemble the Xenomorph's tail which will fire at a similar speed to how the average Xenomorph would shoot its tail. You will have three shots to kill the Wookiee target.''

Ellen nodded and picked up the gun and took aim at the Wookiee torso.

''On 3...2...1...skewer the Wookiee!'' DAM shouted out.

Ellen squeezed the trigger and the gun fired the roped dart and the projectile became lodged in the chest with a sick sounding tear and saw blood seeping from the wound. Reeling the rope back into the gun she took aim again and fired and this time she got the bladed end digging into the torso's neck sending blood spurts everywhere. Reeling the rope in back once more she fires off her final shot and the blade jammed into the torso's eye earning an applause from the panelists.

Zivon then walks over to assess the damage.

''The first blow got the Wookiee in a lung and as we know from tests before that alone will not kill a living being but since this is the lung we're talking about the lung here you're delivering a grave injury that will leave the target open to the other two attacks. The second one saw you sever the Wookiee's main arteries in the neck which will lead to a rapid bleed out if not treated right now. The last blow saw the blade jam into the target's eye and upon removing the eye ball I can see you hit the brain for an instant kill. All in all, 1 is a debilitating injury and 2 are either a fast or instant kill.'' explained the doctor.

''20 miles per hour may not seem fast but it is enough for a blade to pierce Wookiee flesh and bone for a kill.'' Demigod commented.

''A Wookiee wouldn't stand in place and let a Xenomorph turn him in a kabob and the despite the effectiveness of the creature's tail the Wookiee has a long range weapon just as good from a further distance.'' Han chimed in.

The Wookiee counters the Xenomorph's deadly tail with one of if not the most famous weapon wielded by the Wookiees.

''The bowcaster is the weapon that is most associated with the Wookiees. The way it works is that through the use of magnetic acceleration these two orbs create will boost the quarrel's momentum making it more powerful than the force of an average blaster's laser. When it hits you it will leave your body almost unidentifiable after it's done with you.'' Han explained with Chewie roaring in agreement.

''Damn, I've been wanting to see this weapon in action for a while now and we've set up 3 charging Xenomorphs for you to take out, you ready Chewie?'' DAM asked.

Chewie nodded and walked to his starting position and looked at DAM.

''Okay Chewie, do what you can to kill those Xenomorphs so on 3...2...1...fire at will!"

Chewie then took aim at the first Xenomorph and fired of his first shot hitting the target right in the face leaving a a massive hole where it once was before firing a second shot that completely blew the frontal part of the Xenomorph torso's head off.

''Oh crap that's freaking insane.'' Demigod commented.

''Yeah, no doubt effective on the Xenomorph.'' Rice Man said.

Chewie then set his sight on the second target and fired off a shot that blew a gaping crater in its chest before firing several shots into the face that completely took the head off and knocked the target down onto the ground and to the Wookiee's surprise the last target began to literally charge toward him but not letting his guard down he effortlessly guns the Xenomorph down blowing both arms off before firing into its chest leaving another crater.

Zivon walked over to assess Chewie's insane carnage and was taken by awe at the display.

''Oh my goodness, there's no way anything would live to tell the tale if they are hit with this weapon.'' he said as he checked each target individually, ''The organs are completely disintegrated organs so one hit is all you would really need to put the Xenomorph down. Nothing is coming alive after they face the bowcaster, rapid death where ever it hits you.''

While she herself was impressed by the performance of the bowcaster there was one flaw that Ellen noticed.

''It's a good and powerful weapon but I noticed that after every shot it has to charge up and given how fast a Xenomorph is it might leave the Wookiee open to attack.'' explained the woman.

''That is true but the Wookiee will keep firing until either you are hit or the Xenomorph kills him.'' Han said.

Chewie let out a growl of agreement and pointed at the targets to show Ellen the carnage.

With both weapons tested which one doe the panel believe take the edge? They are currently divided on the final decision.

''For me I am going with the bowcaster for the sheer range advantage it has over the Xenomorph's tail, that thing can only go so far compared to what the bowcaster delivers and not to mention the trauma is greater.'' DAM started off.

''Slow down there buckaroo, you're forgetting that the bowcaster needs to charge up after every shot and with what Ellen said the Xenomorph is a really fast and agile enemy so once the Wookiee misses he better make his shot count before the Xenomorph closes the distance and skewers him with the tail. I call this even.'' Zivon countered.

''I find myself agreeing with Zivon here, the bowcaster's charge time is going to hurt the Wookiee really bad and once the Xenomorph finds a comfortable range he can dodge a bolt then make a Wookiee kabob. So in my opinion it is even.'' Demigod said in agreement.

''There's no denying that fact too, the Wookiee better make his first shot count or else he'll have a bladed tail shoved straight through his heart. Both weapons being one shot kills make this a very even comparison.'' Rice Man concluded.

In long range weapons, both creatures are dead even.

Coming up, both creatures bring out their preferred special weapons and then later our battle between two deadly galactic beings go head to head!

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Wookiee versus Xenomorph, two of fiction's most famous galactic creatures destined for battle. When these two creatures had to bring in a weapon for a last resort they had very different methods of attack. Up first will be the Wookiee with the ryyk kerarthorr blades.

''These blades are called the ryyk kerarthorr, essentially the little brother blade to the ryyk blade. The difference between this and the other one was that the blade was mounted at a 90 degree angle allowing a Wookiee to wield two of them.'' Han explained with Chewie holding his blade proudly for the panel to see.

''And as usual we want to see what you can do against a Xenomorph target. Here we've set up one for you to kill so with 15 seconds on the clock Chewie show us what those can do.'' DAM explained.

Chewie bellowed and walked up to the target.

''On 3...2...1...cut em up!'' DAM called out.

Chewie roared viciously and thrusts both blades into the targets chest spilling a large amount of blood onto the floor and swung his blades outward leaving a horrible open wound in the Xenomorph's chest, even more blood spilling on the floor earning a cheer from everyone else. He then proceeds to swing vertically taking both arms off before delivering a series of cuts and slashes right at the face and head reducing it to a mess before swinging horizontally severing the neck as DAM calls time.

''Now that was an awesome display.'' Zivon complimented as he walked over to assess the damage, ''Your first attack jammed those blades into the chest and would've definitely stopped the Xenomorph in its tracks and you're also hitting vital organs at this point and when you maneuvered those blades outward like that you just tore open a massive wound for a quicker bleed out and death. The second attack saw you sever both arms out which only add to the bleed out time and to finish it all off you...delivered so many swings and cuts to the face and head that I don't even need to explain what happened at this juncture and the wound in the neck would cause a quick bleed out like the first attack.''

''Just goes to show how brutal a Wookiee can be when you're an enemy of his.'' Han commented.

''There is one thing, a weapon that the Wookiee would definitely not see coming and it is the biggest danger you'll encounter when you get up close and personal with a Xenomorph.'' Ellen said.

The Xenomorph responds to the Wookiee's ryyk kerarthorr with its most dangerous and secretive weapon, its life essence of acid blood.

''The blood of Xenomorphs isn't normal blood no, it's actually incredibly acidic and it is so potent and strong that it can melt through any metal no matter how hard it is. It will melt steel and can be used in either a defensive or offensive manner.'' Ellen explained.

''By defensive and offensive what do you mean by this?'' DAM questioned curiously.

''By defensive if you were to cut the creature open you'll spill the blood not only on your blade, but yourself as well and possibly killing yourself in the process. Offensively if a Xenomorph were to say lose its tail it can swing what's left of it like a whip and fling blood over a distance of several tens of feet at a target.''

''Damn, and with how powerful you said it was we've taken the strongest acid in the world, carborane as a comparable material into this jug here and you will simply empty the jug onto our Wookiee stand in here to see the true killing potential of the substance.'' explained DAM.

Ellen nods and putting on protective gear picks the vat of acid up and walks over to the Wookiee target.

''On 3...2...1...burn it up!''

With a grunt, Ellen shoots the jug outward sending most of the contents of carborane right into the chest and face of the Wookiee and it was only a matter of seconds before the sizzling sound of acid burning through flesh and bone filled the air.

''...Damn..'' Demigod said.

After hosing down and washing the target of the acid Zivon was able to walk over and assess the damage.

''Wow...just wow. There's no way you can survive this if it hits you in an important area like the head and eyes. The acid literally melted through the fur, skin, flesh, bone and then the vital organs! The brain and skull are completely exposed too! This is definitely an effective killing tool against the Wookiee, it's dead.'' explained the Canadian.

''There's a reason by close combat with a Xenomorph will guarantee your death with it, because of this.'' Ellen said pointing at the mess.

Han and Chewie were taken by surprise too and had no comment for the acid blood as they knew there was nothing they can say to back pedal against the evidence.

With both of these special weapons tested, which one does the panel believe take the edge?

''There's no arguing here, the Xenomorph's acid blood is going to be a major game changer here so it gets my edge.'' DAM started off.

''It can melt through literally anything so the Wookiee's weapons are vulnerable to being melted leaving him weaponless, the Xenomorph is just a fucking walking weapon so the blood gets my edge as well.'' Zivon seconded.

''The Wookiee can cut, slice and dice the Xenomorph as much as he wants but each of those will cause him to suffer horrid injuries as well leaving him a dead...man?'' Demigod added.

''Not only that, a cut will also render the blades of the Wookiee ineffective leaving him with only a long range arsenal to kill the Xenomorph. Also, he can fling it making it a secondary long range weapon to the tail. Edge acid blood.'' Rice Man concluded.

In special weapons, the edge goes to the Xenomorph for its acid blood.

Coming up! Metal Harbinger evaluates the x-factors and then our intergalactic battle begins!

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Welcome back to the fight club, here we tested the weapons of two fearsome galactic creatures to determine who is the deadliest warrior.

For short range weapons, the length and killing power of the ryyk blade beat down the Xenomorph's fangs and second mouth.

''It's got reach compared to the second mouth and fangs simple as that.'' DAM explained.

Edge: Wookiee

For mid-range weapons, the Wookiee slug-thrower proved more effective and practical than the Xenomorph's vicious claws.

''Like with the ryyk blade, some range and reach can prove more effective even if your claws can kill in one hit.'' Zivon explained.

Edge: Wookiee

For long range weapons, both the bowcaster and Xenomorph tail were proven to be equally effective.

''The bowcaster has a farther range but with how fast the Xenomorph moves missing one shot could cost the Wookiee the fight.'' Demigod explained.

Edge: Even

And finally, for special weapons the potency of the acid blood proved more damaging than the ryyk kerarthorr.

''It can burn through the kerarthorr and can act as a secondary long range weapon so it wins it.'' Rice Man explained.

Edge: Xenomorph

And now our resident metalhead and computer wizz Metal Harbinger will gauge the x-factors.

''Let's get to it!''

''First I looked into killer instinct and decided to give this one to the Xenomorph. Compared to the Wookiee who is a sentient being and can show an array of emotions the Xenomorph is a beast with no understanding for feelings like compassion and that makes it a more ruthless killer so it gets a 100 to the Wookiee's 90.''

''Next is intelligence which was an easy one and went to the Wookiee because compared to the Xenomorph who is a beast that relies on instinct, the Wookiee can plan out attacks more effectively so it scored a 91 to the Xenomorph's 80.''

''Adaptability is next and this went to the Xenomorph because they can infect any living thing and hatch from them takes on some of their physical attributes allow them to better adapt to their hosts environment. 95 to a 90 respectively.''

''For intimidation this one went to the Xenomorph for being a sneaky killer that when it strikes you're left wondering where it is and when you're next to be killed...and not to mention it is just downright ugly so that can help it...93 to an 89 each.''

''Last but not least is physicality and this time the Wookiee takes it, he is much taller, has more mass and definitely more strong physicality than the average Xenomorph and no doubt can rip the arm out of the socket. 99 to 90.''

The team has finished the necessary weapons testing and x-factor evaluation, they will now run the simulator one-thousand times to determine who is our deadliest warrior!

Who will win between two famed galactic creatures?

Warrior

(A Wookiee fires his bowcaster and blows a hole into the chest of a stormtrooper.)

vs. Beast

(A Xenomorph leaps onto a human and uses its second mouth to punch a hole into his head.)

Hand-crafted weapons

(A Wookiee fires his slug-thrower killing a stormtrooper.)

vs. Natural weapons

(A Xenomorph swings its claws at a human killing him.)

Intelligence

(Several Wookiees are seen popping out from behind trees and drop stormtroopers with their bowcasters in an ambush.)

vs. Primal instinct

(A Xenomorph charges toward a human and leaps onto them and bites into their face.)

''Only one galactic creature wins this battle of science fiction, who is it gonna be? Let's see.'' Metal said hitting the button.

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A lone Wookiee warrior was seen traversing through the forests of his native planet Kashyyyk. Following a food shortage the lumbering creature had decided on venture into the forests on a hunting expedition with the hopes of getting some food for his people.

However, unknown to him he had been stalked for the past hour by an unknown creature who was swiftly moving through the trees. The revealed Xenomorph drooled hungrily at the sight of the Wookiee and was ready to pounce in for the kill.

From the tree tops it kept a close eye on the giant. The Wookiee then decided to take a quick rest and just as he was about to sit down and rest he heard a mysterious hissing.

It was unlike anything he had heard from the native fauna on Kashyyyk and stood up with his bowcaster ready to defend himself. With the hissing coming from the tree tops he aimed his weapon upward and upon scanning the trees he saw nothing but did not feel quite safe yet. Hearing rustling of leaves he saw a dark form move and fired off a green bolt but barely missed the unknown assailant.

With his next shot charged up he waited patiently for the company to move again and was determined to not miss his next shot and continued to scan the tree tops. Then, a drop of saliva felt onto his weapon and looking up he was immediately greeted to the sight of the Xenomorph leaping down onto him but thanks to his quick reaction he raises his bowcaster up and the Xenomorph was unable to land a strike and using the leverage from his weapon the Wookiee uses that with his strength to shove the alien aside into a tree knocking the wind out of it.

Taking his chance the proud giant fired off another bolt but again he misses as the alien creature ducked and shot its tail outward and wraps it around the Wookiee's shin and gives a mighty tug that sends the giant falling onto the ground losing his bowcaster in the process.

The agile alien leaps onto the Wookiee and pins the giants arms down and slowly opens its mouth. The Wookiee was taken back by the sight and seeing the creature's second mouth slowly emerging it had a hunch of the danger and using his strength he manages to free an arm and quickly reaching to his strapped kerarthorr blade he shoves it into the alien's side.

The creature hisses in pain as some of its blood drips onto the Wookiee's shoulder melting clean through the fur and flesh. The Wookiee cried out in pain as well and shoved the alien off of him and quickly reaches for his slug-thrower on his back and fires a shot at the alien. A slug manages to hit the alien in the shoulder region making it hiss in more pain and the Xenomorph responded by shooting its tail outward again and began to use it to try and swat the Wookiee's weapon away.

The giant manages to swat the attacking tail away with some success but was backed into a tree. The Xenomorph then brings its tail back and picking up a stone hurls it at the Wookiee who moves its head to avoid it being crushed but soon felt a sharp and agonizing pain in his upper arm.

The Xenomorph hissed voraciously as it had its prey and smacked the Wookiee across the face sending the giant stumbling onto the ground from the force. Using its tail again it picks up the slug-thrower and brings it toward it and from the wound the kerarthorr left it allows some of its blood to melt the slug-thrower into a useless state.

The Wookiee recovers from the blow and stands up getting angrier by the minute and despite his arm wound he stands tall and faces the alien creature who looks in his direction and hisses loudly at him. Reaching for his ryyk blade and kerarthorr the two galactic creatures let out a series of growls and hisses trying to intimidate the opposition.

Taking an opportunity the alien beast shot its tail outward with the hopes of landing a hit but the Wookiee warrior jumps out of the way and with his ryyk blade swings the blade and cuts part of the Xenomorph's tail off. The creatures hiss in pain and pulls the tail back as the acid blood drips onto the floor but it came at a cost. The Wookiee bellows in shock as he watches as the acid blood melts the ryyk blade into useless metal and that only angered him further.

The alien uses the severed tail and flings droplets of its blood at the Wookiee and the giant sidesteps but did not escape unscathed as the blood burned into his arm. Bellowing in pain the angry Wookiee then lets out a roar and charges toward the alien monstrosity and tackles it into a tree with enough force to splinter the trunk of it and knocks the wind out of the alien.

The Wookiee then grabs the alien by the throat and choke slams it onto the ground before picking it up by the tail and spins around several times causing the head of the alien to slam into the surrounding trees before letting go and hurls the creature toward a boulder and the alien smacks into it with enough to stun the creature. Letting out another roar the Wookiee then charges straight for the alien with his kerarthorr in hand and attempts to bring it down onto the alien's head.

However, the Wookiee did not expect for the alien to leap ferociously at him and tackles him and again gains the dominant position as he pins him to the ground with its arm. The Wookiee cringed at the sight of the creature's face but noticed something from the corner of his eye laying on the ground.

His bowcaster!

The alien then sends its second mouth flying toward the Wookiee's head but the beast moves his head out of the way at the last second and punches the alien right in the face causing the creature to unpin him.

Quickly reaching for his bowcaster and when the alien goes to leap onto him again while at the same time flinging some of its blood at him he fires a green bolt right into the alien's chest causing it the crash onto the ground in pain.

He did not get out of the final attack without suffering several burns on his arms and growls in pain. Fighting through the agony the Wookiee looks where the Xenomorph landed and saw the creature hissing and kicking helplessly with a gaping hole in its chest. The Wookiee warrior slowly walks over to the downed Xenomorph and stands tall over his adversary.

Despite the life being drained out of it the Xenomorph attempts bite at his leg but the Wookiee only responded by placing a foot on its neck and out of annoyance and anger rips the alien's arm right out of its socket and proceeds to beat it in the head several times before tossing the appendage away.

With his next shot charged up the Wookiee takes then takes aim at the Xenomorph who attempts to bite him and he fires a bolt straight into its mouth silencing the hissing monstrosity once and for all.

Giving into the pain from his burned arms he falls onto his knees before roaring at the corpse in victory.

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Winner: Wookiee

Wookiee: 509

Ryyk Blade: 100

Wookiee slug-thrower: 104

Bowcaster: 220

Ryyk Kerarthorr: 85

Xenomorph: 491

Fangs & Second Mouth: 98

Claws: 101

Tail: 108

Acid Blood: 184

X-Factors

Killer Instinct: 90/Killer Instinct: 100

Intelligence: 91/Intelligence: 81

Adaptability: 90/Adaptability: 95

Intimidation: 89/Intimidation: 93

Physicality: 99/Physicality: 90

In our closest match so far between two galactic creatures, it would be the Wookiee who would win with a narrow 50.9% compared to the Xenomorph's 49.1%. It was thanks to his much superior long range weapons and deadly blades but the Xenomorph's unpredictability and acid blood made the Wookiee work for his win.

''While the Xenomorph was unlike anything the Wookiee had ever seen, the former's plasma weapons and superior strength it what ultimately led to his victory.'' DAM explained.

''The Xenomorph has fought with the Yautja hunters who had plasma weapons and were comparable to the Wookiees, it was the Wookiee's usage of plasma weapons that proved to be the deciding factor.'' Zivon seconded.

''It was a really good and close match and while I was personally rooting for the Wookiee I had a feeling the Xenomorph could've pulled off a win with how dangerous it is.'' Demigod added.

''This fight was theoretically a tie and despite the viciousness of the Xenomorph the Wookiee could've literally ripped the alien in half if he wanted to despite the danger of the acid blood. The Wookiee could win today but tomorrow the Xenomorph could win it so congrats and thanks to both creatures for this great fight.'' Rice Man concluded.

''I was actually afraid of losing this fight but I'm glad we won in the end, ain't that right Chewie?'' Han asked.

Chewie bellowed in happiness with his arms raised high.

''I'm not disappointed in this loss. The Wookiee had actual weapons so it made sense he win in the end." Ellen said with a shrug.

(The Wookiee is seen resting against a tree following his hardest battle yet tending to his wounds. With the dead Xenomorph nearby he plans on taking the corpse back to his clan to show the new danger that lurks.)

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Next time on Deadliest Warrior: Fiction Edition, it's a battle between two of cinema's most famous rebels.

Katsumoto Moritsugu: The fearless last samurai whose belief in importance of the old ways led him to rebel against his Emperor.

vs.

William Wallace: Mel Gibson's portrayal of the famed Scottish rebel who bravely led a rebel army against Edward Longshanks.

WHO IS DEADLIEST!?

And I apologize to Alien fans...

The Wookiee and Xenomorph are the rightful properties of Lucasfilm, Disney, Brandywine Productions and Ridley Scott.