A/N: I've played and beaten RE5 several times and while I am aware that the Ndipaya warrior is referred to as Majini I will stick with the former in terms of what they will be called in this battle. I will also bestow the Ndipaya with this helmet they wore in the concept art from which I do not recall seeing in game.
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(A tall cat-like creature with blue skin, long braided black hair, in some leather and bronze armor swings its club at the camera.)
Na'vi Warrior: Pandora's fierce defender who defeated technologically advanced enemies with weapons made from nature.
(A Na'vi warrior is seen smashing an RDA mercenary's face in with his nawm club.)
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(An African man with grayish, decaying looking skin and beady yellowish-orangish eyes, lipless mouth and a shaved head takes his shield and holds it in front of him and shoves it at the camera.)
Ndipaya Warrior: The Ndipaya Kingdom's ferocious tribesman whose vicious weapons were engineered to kill.
(A Ndipaya warrior is seen lying in a brush as a BSAA agent walks by. He lunges out and thrusts his spiked spear into the man's gut.)
WHO IS DEADLIEST?!
To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.
No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two highly ferocious native warriors.
Na'vi Warrior
Appearing from: Avatar Movie
Height: 10'
Weight: 300 lbs.
Armor: Nawma Taronyu
Ndipaya Warrior
Appearing from: Resident Evil 5
Height: 6'
Weight: 180 lbs.
Armor: Spiked Wicker Shield, Impala Skull Helmet
''On this installment of our fictional Deadliest Warrior we're doing a first where we have two native warriors face off when the Na'vi warrior from the Avatar movie meets the highly nasty and ferocious Ndipaya warrior majini from Resident Evil 5.'' DeadAliveManiac started off, ''It's gonna be a bloody battle indeed!''
''When you look it the Na'vi warrior is huge! Over 10 feet tall but is very skinny in appearance in contrast with the muscular Ndipaya warrior who with the plaga parasite in his body grants him superhuman durability and strength but was the average height of your average male making him a few feeth smaller than his new opponent. It's those subtle differences that'll determine which of these two will emerge victorious.'' Zivon96 explained.
''These two hailed from ancient places in their respective mediums and both rely on weapons that came from nature. They both fought against technologically advanced enemies and managed to hold their own but in the Ndipaya's case their population only grew smaller when fighting the BSAA.'' MKDemiGodzilla-Warrior said.
''Two ferocious and lethal tribal warriors who fought foes with superior technology. These guys are deadly and will do anything to kill and crush their opponents. Let's see who wins our first battle of fictional tribesmen!'' Its Rice Man concluded.
The Na'vi are a race of sentient extraterrestrial humanoids who inhabit the lush jungle moon of Pandora. Humans are known to refer to them as "blues", "savages", "the locals", "hostiles", or "the natives". Parker Selfridge at one point refers to them as "blue monkeys". An organization called Resources Development Administration attempted to destroy the Hometree which pitted the Na'vi against the technologically advanced humans and after suffering heavy casualties the humans were repelled back to Earth.
''Even though the humans had superior weapons and technology the fighting spirit and sheer will of the Na'vi warriors allowed them to successfully defend their home. The Ndipaya warrior has a handful this time around.'' Rice Man explained.
To repel the invading humans, the Na'vi warrior came armed with an arsenal of weapons made from nature.
Short Range: Bone Knife
Mid-Range: War Axe
Long Range: Na'vi Bow
Special: Nawm Club
Today though, how will Pandora's fearless defender fare against a vicious and lethal warrior who showcases immense durability in part of an infectious parasite?
The Ndipaya are an ethnic group inhabiting West Africa in and around the Kijuju Autonomous Zone, and who reside within the marshlands upriver from the city of Kijuju as well as an ancient underground city nearby. The native Ndipaya language is unknown, though by the 21st century many spoke English and Swahili. The Ndipaya population following the 2009 Kijuju Autonomous Region Incident is uncertain, though is believed to be much lower following combat with units of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance.
''After the population was infected with the plaga parasite they became merciless and brutal killers and any BSAA agent who crossed them unprepared paid the price. The Na'vi warrior must fight this new opponent with lots of determination to win or he'll be fed to the crocodiles.'' Rice Man explained.
The brutal Ndipaya warrior slaughtered BSAA agents with a deadly arsenal crafted from the environment all around them.
Short Range: Triple-Headed Flail
Mid-Range: Multi-Spiked Spear
Long Range: Ndipaya Bow
Special: Duvalia
These two native warriors brought with them two different but brutal weapons capable of killing a man in the most painful of ways. Up first will be the Na'vi warrior with the simple but deadly bone knife.
''In Na'vi culture, this bone knife is a weapon that is very important to us and each knife is crafted by it's user. It has a blade made out of animal bone and a wooden handle, measures 1 foot and the weapon itself weighs only 2 pounds.'' explained Na'vi expert Jake Sully.
To test out how deadly the bone knife is our panel has set up a torso clad in traditional Ndipaya clothing. Na'vi expert Jake will have 15 seconds to do as much damage as he can.
''Okay Jake, your Ndipaya warrior is ready so on my go. 3...2...1...cut em up!'' DAM called out.
Letting out a war cry Jake rushed forward and stabs the torso several times leaving streams of the precious life blood spilling out onto the floor. He then follows up with a slash to the throat the causes large amounts of blood spilling out of the injury and follows out with several more stabs into various parts of the body until his time was up.
''Time!'' Demigod called out.
Though his time was up, Jake finished the torso off by bringing the bone knife down into the target's eye and walks away leaving the weapon sticking out of the socket. Zivon then walks over to assess the damage.
''You were moving at blinding speeds with that knife you literally became a blur.'' joked the doctor, ''For the first attack stabbed him a few times in the torso and judging by the length of the knife you would've struck him in a few vital areas such as the heart and lungs. If you didn't hit those areas the amount of bleeding you caused would kill him if he does not get treatment quickly. The slice to the throat saw you several all his major blood vessels causing a near instant bleedout and death. The extra attacks you got in overtime would all be mortal wounds and would bleed heavily for a possible kill.''
''Really fast movements there, Chris do you think the Ndipaya has the reflexes like the Na'vi?'' DAM asked.
Ndipaya expert Chris Redfield walked over with his arms crossed.
''I admire the speed of this Na'vi warrior, but the Ndipaya has the durability for this fight and they had a crazy weapon that'll leave you brains on the floor.''
The Ndipaya warrior responds to the Na'vi speedy assault with a weapon tailor made to cause immense damage and death.
''This weapon right here is dangerous. This flail was a common melee weapon among the Ndipaya kingdom and instead of having just one head the Ndipaya decided to put an extra two. So you can imagine how it would be like to get hit or watch three flail heads come down onto your face. It weighed 4 pounds and measured a little over a foot long.''
''Well damn, that looks super dangerous and I can't wait to see what it can do.'' DAM said pointing to a new target clad in traditional Na'vi clothing, ''Much like what we did with the bone knife you'll have 15 seconds to dish out as much damage as you can.''
Chris nods and gets into position and due to the dangers presented by the flail he will be wearing a riot police helmet and body armor in case he manages to injure himself.
''Okay Chris, on 3...2...1...swing it!'' DAM called out.
Taking the flail, Chris begins to spin it to gain some momentum and when he gets some velocity in the spin he swings it as hard as he can toward the chest of the target with a very loud crack and some holes in the chest thanks to the spikes piercing through the skin. Pulling the weapon back Chris goes to twirl the weapon again as DAM calls time and swings it horizontally at the target's face smashing the skull and sending brains flying everywhere thanks to the combined might of the three flail heads.
Zivon then makes his way toward the target for his damage assessment.
''Hot damn, that first swing you did into the chest saw you cracking most of his ribs and while a single headed flail hitting you is enough to make me cringe at how gruesome the injuries are this damn thing has three! The combined force of the heads were enough to cave in the right side of his rib cage and shatter most of his ribs which will send fragments into his heart, aorta and lungs which will kill him.'' he then looks at the head and just whistles, ''Shit, you killed him, exploded his skull, sent his brains all over the place. You won.''
''I noticed the armor you had on and it's pretty obvious this is a dangerous weapon even for you.'' Demigod interjected.
''I have to agree, if you're not trained or careful with it you're splattering your own brains on the floor.'' Rice Man seconded.
''From what me and Sheva saw during our time fighting these guys they are very well trained with these weapons they will never hit themselves with it.'' Chris said.
''Well I'm not impressed, before I even get the chance to kill you you've killed yourself.'' Jake commented.
After testing out these two deadly weapons which ones does the panel believe take the edge?
''I'm siding with the bone knife since you don't need to worry about stabbing yourself to death and you have much better control over it than the flail.'' DAM started off.
''For me, I give it to the flail for it's more gruesome damage. Sure there's the chance the Ndipaya could hurt himself but as Chris said they are well trained with them so they'll be dropping opponents rather than injuring themselves. One hit to the head with three heads on the flail is nighty night.'' Zivon countered.
''Hm, I'll side with the bone knife since it moves more fluidly and you can predict it's movements. The flail is just to crazy and omnidirectional for me to like despite the 3 heads.'' Demigod seconded.
''Yeah I have to agree with you two since the knife is easier to control. Even with the Ndipaya being trained well with the flail there's still a margin for error. Edge bone knife.'' Rice Man concluded.
In short range weapons, the edge goes to the Na'vi warrior for his bone knife.
Coming up, two deadly mid-ranged weapons come forth and then later these two native warriors showcase their archery skills.
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Na'vi warrior, Ndipaya warrior. Two deadly tribal warriors who combated technologically advanced foes with sheer ferocity. When these two warriors needed a mid-ranged weapon to spill blood they brought with them two classical polearms of ancient civilizations. Up first will be the Ndipaya warrior with his multi-spiked spear.
''The spears used by the Ndipaya warriors were over 6 feet in length and most of it as with other spears the length came from the shaft which was made from wood. The catcher with the Ndipaya spear is that they don't have one point, their spears are multi-spiked and made of animal bone and weighed in at 3 pounds. A common way you see these being used was in conjunction with their spiked wicker shields.'' Chris explained holding his spear out for all to see.
The panel was left speechless and in awe at the sight of the multiple points jutting out of the tip of the shaft and even earned a whistle from Jake.
''So um, we've set up another Na'vi warrior to showcase the damage of the blade in the form of beef.'' DAM said pointing to the hanging slab of meat, ''Care to showcase what this baby can do?''
''You bet.''
Chris takes his spear and gets into a ready position.
''Alrighty Chris, on 3...2...1...thrust it!"' DAM called out.
With a grunt, Chris thrusts his spear into the gel torso with all his might and manages to spear several of the spear tips into the body with a sickening crunch. The large spear heads piercing deep within the body and yanks out the weapon. The blood on the spearheads spilling onto the floor with an audible splash. Taking the spear in both hands Chris prepares for another thrust and shoves the weapon with all his might and using his immense physical strength he lifts the target up into the air and the panelist cringe at the sight of the blood spilling out of the wounds and onto the floor. Christ slams the target onto the floor before performing a one-handed thrust into the target's gut.
''I think he's gone.'' Christ said with a smirk.
Zivon then makes his way over to assess the damage.
''Good lord almighty look at the carnage here! The first thrust saw those spearheads pierce right into the chest and judging by the width and length of the heads you managed to rip..mind you rip into the chest and you actually struck a lung and the heart for an instant kill. The width of the spearheads are pretty much just ripping their way into the body..yeah you heard me, rip and pierce. For the second thrust you struck a little below where the first one and did similar damage for an instant kill and when you lifted this guy into the air gravity will help you kill him and he will bleedout faster as evident with these blood puddles right here and the final thrust struck him in the stomach which isn't an instant kill he'll bleed out very very fast and then you can watch him die.'' explained the Jewish doctor.
''This is one of, if not the most brutal display of a spear we've ever seen in this fic or our regular DW and I must say I am impressed.'' Demigod commented earning a nod from both Rice Man and DAM.
''It's a graphic kill but a kill is a kill, what we have will chop the Ndipaya warrior down to size.'' Jake said with a nod.
The Na'vi warrior responds to the brutal multi-spiked spear with his very own polearm, the Na'vi war axe.
''The war axe used by the Na'vi tribe was a weapon that measured over 6 feet long and just the Ndipaya warrior with his spear we used natural materials in nature for the blade and that was obsidian. One advantage we have over the Ndipaya warrior is our height which gives this weapon a lot more reach than the spear. It was one of our most trusted weapons and weighed at 9 pounds.'' Jake explained.
''Alright then Jake it will be the same test for you, three strikes with that weapon to prove your point got it?'' DAM said.
Jake nods and gets into position in front of a new target clad in traditional Ndipaya clothing.
''On my mark Jake, 3...2...1...cut em down!'' DAM called out.
Letting out a war cry, Jake takes his axe and swings the weapon sideways hitting the gel torso in the side and the obsidian blade slices deep into the body with a sickening crunch earning a resounding 'nice' from the panelists. The blade gets stuck into the body so Jake places a hand on the torso's head and pulls the weapon free from the target's side and takes it into a two handed downward chop into the shoulder cleaving deep into the body. Jake yanks the axe out before bringing it down again onto the crown of the skull nearly splitting it in two sending some brains everywhere.
Jake smirks at his handiwork and looks to Zivon who walks over.
''Seeing this axe reminds me of the viking's as it caused some pretty gruesome damage on this poor guy. That sideways swing you did struck deep enough to potentially rupture the appendix which will spill toxic crap into your body which is left untreated it will kill you from the infection. You also managed to cut through the large intestines spilling poop into the body which will be just like the appendix, bacteria that will caused infection and you die. The chop into the shoulder cut deep enough to hit the subclavian artery for a quick bleedout and last but not least, you split his skull open and he's dead right away.'' Zivon explained.
''The spear is an impressive weapon I admit, but the height of the Na'vi gives us the advantage against the spear which only goes so far.'' Jake snarked.
After testing out the damage potential of both polearms which one does the panel believe takes the edge?
''I'm siding with the multi-spiked spear, simply put it causes a lot worse damage on the body in my opinion and it has a very intimidating look which will unnerve the Na'vi.'' DAM started off.
''I disagree and give this one to the Na'vi war axe. It has obsidian and if you get pieces of those into your bloodstream..well with this weapon WHEN you get pieces into your bloodstream it's gonna fuck you up inside and out and technically it causes worse damage.'' Zivon countered.
''I agree, I am giving this all to the war axe and what Zivon said pieces of the obsidian breaking into your body will ef you up pretty good in the long run and causes blunt force trauma. Edge Na'vi warrior.'' Demigod seconded.
''It has reach thanks to the Na'vi being like 20 feet tall so there's that going for it as well and obsidian is more damaging than animal bone. Edge Na'vi warrior.'' Rice Man concluded.
In mid-range weapons, the edge goes to the Na'vi warrior for his war axe.
Coming up, both tribal warriors bring out their bows and then later one of the most shocking and surprising special weapons come forth!
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Na'vi warrior, Ndipaya warrior, two fictional ancient cultures who will collide in a battle for supremacy.
When these two warriors combated foes at long range they brought in the most simple and deadliest of long range weapons. Up first will be the Ndipaya warrior with his bow and explosive arrows.
''One of the ways the Ndipaya killed BSAA agents was using their traditional bow.'' Chris produces the bow and holds it up for the panel to see, ''It was a simple d-shaped bow and they did not like to use simple arrows, they used explosive arrows which acted like flying sticks of dynamite. The bow itself was 3 and a half feet long with arrows that measured a foot in length.''
''Explosive arrows you say? Let's see what you can do then against a group of five charging Na'vi warriors.'' DAM said pointing toward the test area.
Chris nods and grabs an arrow and waits for the signal from DAM.
''Okay Chris, whenever you're ready light that sucker up and let fly.'' DAM said.
The BSAA agent takes a lighter and lights the fuse on the arrow and takes aim at the group of Na'vi warriors and takes his time to aim for the center of the group and when he finds the perfect shot he lets the arrow fly and the projectile goes flying through the air for a few seconds before impacting the group in the center which let's out a good sized blast that sends the mannequins flying in all directions.
Zivon then makes his way over to the area to assess the damage.
''Damn, these guys took a good blast and already I can tell the guys closest to the blast are dead. The other mannequins took a lot of damage as well and I'm seeing shrapnel wounds to various parts of the body. The two targets closest to the blast were killed mostly from the concussive force. Sure the explosion wasn't too impressive but it can still act like a stun grenade leaving the survivors open to more of your attacks. From here I see 2 out of 5 dead with one possibly bleeding out from the shrapnel wounds.'' Zivon explained.
''Seriously? 2 out of 5? We wouldn't have this result as we would've killed all of them.'' Jake said shaking his head in disapproval.
''We take it that you can do better?'' Demigod asked.
''Yes I can.'' Jake replied.
The Na'vi warrior shoots back with his own deadly bow that dropped many RDA mercenaries.
''The bow was another great and popular weapon used by the Na'vi warriors. The bow was very large and measured over 8 feet long. It was made of wood with a vine string and weighed 7 pounds. The arrows that this bow fired were big and packed a lot of power behind them. There is also the added bonus of the arrowheads being coated in a poison.'' Jake said presenting both the arrows and bow for the panel.
''These things are 7 feet long, what the balls? That's overkill.'' DAM commented.
To test out the killing potential of the Na'vi's bow the team has set up a gel torso clad in the traditional clothing of the Ndipaya Kingdom.
The panel just watched as Jake walked up to his firing position and had several dozen arrows laid out on a table right beside.
''I'm going to kill that Ndipaya warrior.'' was all Jake said before he fired off his first arrow.
The projectile struck the stand in right in the mouth with a sickening crunch and he wasted no time in firing another one which struck the target in the chest above the heart.
''Those things hit like a damn missle.'' Demigod commented.
Jake took a third arrow and fired it and this time it struck the target in the throat. With great skill and precision he takes the arrows one at a time and begins peppering the target with the projectiles turning it into a pin cushion, the gelatinous material spilling onto the floor and the fake blood forming a rather large puddle beneath the stand in. Smirking at his handiwork he turns to and looks at the panel.
''I believe I am done.''
Zivon then walks over to assess the damage.
''You kabobbed and pinned the living heck out of him, while you only really need one arrow to kill him you went overboard and almost all of the arrows individually would be a kill, this one struck deep enough to hit the heart, this one struck the aorta, this one struck the bottom portion of the brain..''
''And shuts the Ndipaya warrior's mouth.'' Jake interrupted.
Zivon just looked at Jake with a blank expression on his face before nodding in agreement.
''Well that too I guess, so like I said it struck the bottom portion of the brain for an instant kill, this one struck him right through the cheekbone for another kill...you get the picture. Even though some of these only mortally wounded him the toxin comes into play and finishes the job.
''A toxin doesn't compare to the explosive arrows the Ndipaya warrior has, while you're going for a precise shot I can unleash an arrow at you, kill you and if the blast doesn't, stun you and finish you off with something else.'' Chris interjected.
After testing out these two bows, which one do our panelists believe takes the edge?
''For me, the Na'vi warrior proved to be the more skilled archer in this comparison which automatically gives them my edge.'' DAM started off.
''I will call this even, the Ndipaya's bow is less powerful but packs a bigger punch with the explosive arrows while the Na'vi is more skilled and has the toxin.'' Zivon said.
''I call it even as well, they each have their pros and cons that basically even each other out.'' Demigod seconded.
''Even if the Ndipaya warrior isn't as skilled as the Na'vi, he still can use the concussive force of the explosive arrows to stun the Na'vi enough where he can finish him off with another arrow. Edge even.'' Rice Man concluded.
In long range weapons, both warriors are even.
Coming up, two very different special weapons when a skull splitting club meets the most shocking special weapon to date.
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Now the time has come for both warriors to bring out their special weapons. Up first will be the Na'vi with a skull smashing club.
''The nawm club was a weapon the Na'vi used if they had no choice but to use brute force. It was a weapon that measures 6 feet in length and weighed 6 pounds and were capable of shattering rock if made properly and had obsidian spikes around the head.'' Jake explained.
''Looks like it can get the job done.'' DAM commented.
To test out the power of the nawm club the panel has set up two human skulls and a gel torso holding the Ndipaya warrior's wicker shield. Jake will have 15 seconds to deal as much damage as he can.
''Okay Jake, whenever you're ready bring that club down!'' DAM called out.
Jake uses the club to bat away the spiked wicker shield before letting out a feral cry before he raises the club and brings it down onto both of the human skulls which shatter completely from the blow sending dust flying everywhere.
''Oh heck yeah!'' Rice Man called out in excitement.
Jake then sets his sights on the gel torso and swings the club sideways striking the target in the chest shattering some ribs before bringing the club down onto the skull with a loud and sickening crack that leaves cracks on the skull visible through the translucent skin. He lets out another cry as he brings the club down one more time and pops the skull open sending brain and blood in all directions.
''Time!'' DAM called out.
Zivon then makes his way over to assess the damage.
''Well shovel my shit in a barrel, you have your self a damn wrecking ball! You first blow smashed his ribs in and alone the force would contuse the heart and kill, but you're sending bone fragments into his lungs and heart which would kill him as well.'' explained Zivon before he moved on to what remained of the head, ''Do I really need to say it? He dead man.''
''This weapon may not be precise like we would like for it to be, but the brutality is satisfactory.'' commented Jake.
''A club? The Ndipaya are no strangers to a weapon like this and what they have in store for the Na'vi will literally make him shit his pants.'' Chris said.
The Ndipaya warriors responds to the nawm club's brutal power with a shocking hidden surprise within his own body.
''Duvalia is a stage in the life of the Type 3 Plaga, a genetically modified species of Plaga engineered by Tricell. Its name is derived from the Duvalia, a species of carrion flower found in tropical Africa. Usually when you play the game if you deal enough damage to a Ndipaya warrior who was infected with it they will mutate into their Duvalia form which was a grotesque and intimidating sight to behold.'' Chris said holding up a picture of a Ndipaya warrior that has mutated into the Duvalia form.
''Wait, how are we going to test something like this out? You're not planning on infecting one of us with the plaga are you?'' DAM asked nervously.
Chris shook his head and made his way over to the armored Na'vi stand in and he lets out a horrific screech, his eyes roll into the back of his head and soon his whole upper torso splits open and out pops a parasite with a crustaceous and insect like appearance. It looked a bit like a grasping hand and the beast takes a few steps toward the Na'vi stand in and wraps it's claw like appendages around the body before lifting it into the air and after a few seconds the Na'vi stand in was crushed and cut right in half spilling blood everywhere much to the pure shock of the panelists (Jake included).
Chris then reverts back to human form and looks at the panelists and Jake with a huge smirk plastered on his face.
''How's that for a special weapon?''
''...''
After testing out the special weapons of our warriors, which one does the panel believe take the edge?
''This is an easy one, the Duvalia is a one shot kill weapon on the Na'vi bar none.'' DAM said.
''For real, that took my by surprise how it can cut the Na'vi in half, one shot, one kill, no luck all skill.'' Zivon seconded.
''Okay...that was disgusting but I have to agree, the nawm can really hurt the Ndipaya but he is very durable and take some punishment. The Na'vi is screwed if he gets grabbed by the Duvalia. Edge Ndipaya warrior.''
''The Ndipaya is going to scare and freak the Na'vi out when the Duvalia comes out. The club can't take down the Duvalia form unless he hits the weak spot which is the tail like section formed from the rib cage but even then he needs to get up close and he'll get cut in half.'' Rice Man concluded.
In special weapons, the edge goes to the Ndipaya warrior for the Duvalia.
To conclude the tests the panel will now look over the armor of both warriors to determine which will give its warrior the edge.
''I'm giving this one to the Na'vi because they are incorporating a type of metal being bronze whereas the Ndipaya warrior has only a wicker shield and a skull helmet which won't do much.'' DAM started off.
''I agree, the spiked wicker shield is wicked but will fall to a well placed blow from the war axe and bone knife.'' Zivon seconded.
''Not much to say here, I completely agree with you both.'' Demigod said.
''Same, not much to add.'' Rice Man added.
In the armor category, the edge goes to the Na'vi warrior for the Nawma Taronyu.
Coming up! Metal Harbinger will evaluate the x-factors and then our battle between two fictional tribal warriors begins!
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Welcome back to the Fight Club, here we tested out the weapons used by two of fiction's most ferocious tribal warriors to determine who is deadliest.
For short range weapons, the simplicity of the bone knife beat back the triple-headed flail.
''It's more simple and doesn't pose a risk for the user, you mess up with it you're killing yourself.'' DAM explained.
Edge: Na'vi Warrior
For mid-range weapons, the obsidian blade of the war axe chopped the multi-spiked spear down to size.
''It causes much worse damage and the added obsidian blade will therefore cause lasting damage after hitting you and will eventually kill you from the inside.'' Zivon explained.
Edge: Na'vi Warrior
For long range weapons, both bows proved to have significant advantages that made them even out.
''One is more skilled with his bow, the other has explosive arrows that can stun and kill. It's a wash.'' Demigod explained.
Edge: Even
For special weapons the dangers presented by the Duvalia outdid the nawm club's sheer power.
''It's a one shot weapon, once it gets you you're done, just cut in half.'' Rice Man explained.
Edge: Ndipaya Warrior
And finally for armor the Na'vi warrior's nawma taronyu proved more effective over the spiked wicker shield and impala skull helmet.
"The Na'vi is incorporating a type of metal into his armor which will prove more protective." DAM explained.
Edge: Na'vi Warrior
And now, our resident metalhead Metal Harbinger will gauge the x-factors.
''Let's get metal thrashing mad!'' exclaimed the metalhead.
''First and foremost is training and I ended up giving this one to the Na'vi. They were very skilled with their weapons and while the Ndipaya warrior is well versed in his combat style the Na'vi can move in and get the job done with more precision and speed so he got a 90 to the Ndipaya's 88.''
''For intimidation this one had to go to the Ndipaya warrior, they had some crazy looking weapons and when they go Duvalia on your ass you're gonna have no clue how to react to it and get yourself killed. 95 to an 85 respectively.''
''Next is dominance and this time the Na'vi claims it because despite using bone and stone against the RDA, they managed to turn the tide of the battles in their favor and get the human race off of Pandora. 99 to a 90.''
''For physicality I gave it to the Ndipaya warriors as they are the average height of a man at 6 feet, very muscular and can take a lot of punishment even from firearms before finally going down. 98 to a 90.''
''Last but not least we have killer instinct and this was even. The Ndipaya warriors had no mercy when they killed BSAA operatives and the Na'vi were vicious against the humans for the protection of Pandora. 100 for each of them.''
Now that we've concluded the weapon testing and x-factor evaluation Metal will now run the simulator one-thousand times to determine who is our deadliest warrior.
Who will win between two vicious tribal warriors of fiction?
''In the end, only one warrior will stand tall and the other will fall.'' Metal said hitting the button.
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In a lush jungle in an undisclosed location a lone Ndipaya warrior was seen making his way through the bushes of the jungle floors. He is armed to the teeth with his flail strapped to his side and both his spear and bow strapped to his back. In his hand he carried his spiked wicker shield. Following a recent conflict with a BSAA unit he got separated from his fellow tribesmen and was trying to find his way back.
Once he finds them they will resume their killing spree upon any unlucky BSAA operative who dare crosses them or step onto their land.
Elsewhere in the treetops a lone Na'vi warrior who was armed to the teeth as well was seen standing up in the branches surveying the jungle floor recently they have achieved victory over an RDA unit and now he was on the lookout for any new threats that might present itself to him and his people. Hearing the brush below him swaying he gets on one knee and looks down to see the Ndipaya warrior appear from the brushes.
He had never seen a tribesmen like this but it was obviously a human and he assumed it was another member of the RDA. Taking his bow he strings an arrow and takes aim at the unsuspecting African warrior. He aims and finding the perfect shot he lets the arrow fly. With his heightened senses the Ndipaya warrior looks up and with quick reflexes lifts his spiked wicker shield up and blocks the arrow.
Lowering his shield he sees another arrow come his way and sidesteps out of the way. He looks up again to see the Na'vi glaring down at him and he lets out a war cry before setting his shield down and takes his own arrow and bow out. The Na'vi sees the challenge and strings another arrow but before he can fire his opponent lets fly an explosive arrow and seeing the burning fuse on the tip he has no choice but to leap out of the way but he was not far enough to avoid getting hit by the blast.
The arrow impacts the tree trunk behind him and the concussive force sends him flying down to the jungle floor and he lands with a loud thud that momentarily stuns him. Sitting up he hears footsteps coming his way and opens his eyes to see the Ndipaya warrior charging at him with his multi-spiked spear in hand.
Reacting quickly the Na'vi reaches for his war axe and brings it upward and manages to strike the tip of the spear sending the Ndipaya reeling. With the opening he just created the Na'vi swings his axe in hopes of hitting the Ndipaya tribesman but the latter lowers his shield downward in a way that blocks the axe and the bone protrusions in the front of the shield catches the axe.
Taking advantage of the situation the Ndipaya then twists his shield in a way that sends the axe flying out of the Na'vi's grip and thrusts his spear at the downed Pandora native. The spear only strikes a bronze plate and thanking his armor for protecting him the Pandora native reaches for his bone knife and stabs the Ndipaya right in his side.
Grunting in pain the Ndipaya warrior thrusts his spiked shield toward the Na'vi and manages to pierce into his armor cutting his skin slightly. Grimacing in discomfort the Na'vi slices the Ndipaya in the shin causing him to fall on one knee and taking the chance to get up he quickly scoops up his war axe and brings it down hoping to strike the Ndipaya in his exposed shoulder. However, the sheer durability of the Ndiapaya came into play and he again raises his shield to protect him from the oncoming axe assault but the force of the blow slightly breaks his wicker shield.
Using his physical strength he manages to get up and with all his might goes to shove the Na'vi backward but the latter's taller height he was able to get more leverage and uses his height advantage to shove the Ndipaya away.
He watches as the Ndipaya thrusts his spear forward the Na'vi sidesteps and brings the axe down cutting through the spear's shaft rendering it useless. Growling in anger the Ndipaya throws the other half of the shaft at the Na'vi who steps out of the way and and using his much longer legs kicks his foot out and hits the Ndipaya right in his gut knocking the wind out of him. Undeterred from the blow the Ndipaya responds by drawing his flail and swings wildly at the Pandora native.
The Na'vi had no time to react as the flail's three heads disoriented him as he wasn't able to keep track of each individual head. He waits for the Ndipaya to swing his flail again and when he jumps back he rushes forward with his bone knife and slices the Ndipaya several times across the chest before jamming the blade into his side. Growling out loud in pain the Ndipaya drops his shield and and uses his full strength to push the Na'vi hard enough to send him stumbling backward into the ground despite the latter's height advantage. Despite him falling on his ass the Na'vi manages to bring out his last weapon, being his nawm club and readies himself as the Ndipaya warrior comes rushing with his shield held in front of him.
Using his longer legs again the Na'vi kicks it forward and hits the shield but one of the spikes cuts into his leg and makes him grunt in pain to himself. The force however was enough to send his opponent reeling back from his powerful kick and taking this chance and despite the cut on his leg he gets up and swings the nawm club as hard as he could.
The club's head impacts the wicker shield with enough force to break it in half and with his opponent exposed the Na'vi swings and strikes the Ndipaya in his arm causing him to drop the flail in the process. The Ndipaya cried out in pain and could not do anything as the Na'vi went to work on smashing his other arm before bringing the club down onto his shoulder.
Feeling the bravado within him the Na'vi goes to finish the fight by taking the impala skull helmet off but before he can smash the Ndipaya's skull in..
Hearing a strange noise coming from the Ndipaya the Na'vi watched as the man begin to twitch and convulse as he gets up on his feet. The Ndipaya warrior's upper torso then splits open and turns almost inside out and out comes a Duvalia parasite, it's hand shaped form squealing menacingly at the Na'vi.
The Pandora native was staring at the sickening lifeform before him and before he could react the Duvalia lunged forward and grabbed the wiry cat-like creature and in a split second an explosion of blood flew around the Duvalia and the bisected and munched up Na'vi felt to the ground a messed up heap of blood and organs.
With the Na'vi dead the Duvalia just screeched and chittered to itself.
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Winner: Ndipaya Warrior
Ndipaya Warrior: 799
Triple-Headed Flail: 123
Multi-Spiked Spear: 176
Ndipaya Bow: 100
Duvalia: 400
Na'vi Warrior: 201
Bone Knife: 54
War Axe: 53
Na'vi Bow: 84
Nawm Club: 10
X-Factors
Training: 88/Training: 90
Intimidation: 95/Intimidation: 85
Dominance: 90/Dominance: 99
Physicality: 98/Physicality: 90
Killer Instinct: 100/Killer Instinct: 100
Armor Failure Rate
Spiked Wicker Shield: 2% - Nawma Taronyu: 4%
Impala Skull Helmet: 30% - No Helmet
Following a devastatingly lopsided battle it would be the Ndipaya warrior who would stand tall with all his weapons scoring in the triple digits. He won an overwhelming 79.9% compared to the Na'vi warrior's 20.1%. It thanks to his superior physical endurance and the very lethal Duvalia scoring over 400 kills on its own.
''This was an overwhelming victory for the Ndipaya thanks to his much more unpredictable and lethal weapons plus his inhuman endurance that would left the Na'vi tired out from trying to put the former down. Pandora's defender just flat out got fucked up good.'' DAM commented.
''Doesn't surprise me at all, the Ndipaya warrior despite being shorter was physically stronger and more capable than the Na'vi. That ability to take some punishment was amazing and even if you beat him down the Duvalia will just come right out and take you down in one hit.'' Zivon explained.
''Oh darn, I was pulling for a Na'vi win but I can see why he lost. He had good weapons but it wasn't enough to win it for him. That Duvalia was a killing tool.'' Demigod said with a shrug.
''Ah geez, I feel kinda bad for the Na'vi warrior but when you're pitted against someone like the Ndipaya warrior it's all over. Sorry Na'vi but this Deadliest Warrior thing isn't for you.'' Rice Man sighed.
''This was a one-on-one fight, take this to a full scale battle and we'll beat the Ndipaya warrior down to size.'' Jake said in disapproval.
''I'm not surprised, the Ndipaya warriors were tough to take on BSAA agents who also had guns so going up against another warrior with sticks and stones I had a feeling they'd take it.'' Chris said with a nod.
(Back in the marshlands of Kijuju after capturing several dozen Na'vi warriors a small group of Ndipaya were seen hoisting a dead Na'vi above the water. A few seconds later a massive crocodile lunges out of the water and chomps down on the Na'vi before pulling it back into the water to enjoy a nice meal.)
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Next time on Deadliest Warrior: Fiction Edition, it's a battle between front line conquerors who crushed all who opposed them.
Telmarine: The ruthless pirate who came to Narnia, conquered the land and ruled for four hundred years.
vs.
Imperial Legionary: Cyrodil's top notch fighting force who created the largest empire in Tamriel's history.
WHO IS DEADLIEST?!
And I apologize to Avatar fans...
The Na'vi warrior and Ndipaya warrior the the rightful properties of James Cameron and Capcom.