Deadliest Warrior: Fiction Edition

by Its Rice Man

In the Deadliest Warrior universe, real life warriors throughout our history have clashed endlessly but what happens when warriors from fiction meet in battle? Only one can be crowned the Deadliest Warrior of fiction!

16. Madara Uchiha vs Ganondorf

Madara will appear as he does when he fought Hashirama with the Nine-tails and Ganondorf will mostly be his Twilight Princess incarnation with a hint of Wind Waker and Tears of the Kingdom sprinkled in. Both men will also be killable through conventional means so Madara won't need the Master sword to defeat Ganondorf and Ganondorf can kill Madara through normal means as decapitation and will not have any power granted by the Triforce of Power. Madara will also only be restricted to using his fire release as his long range weapon and will not have any insane gimmicks such as the rinnegan or the ten-tails.

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(A man with long, raven colored hair wearing what looks like red armor similar to a samurai activates his sharingan and a large humanoid avatar surrounds him.)

Madara Uchiha: Legendary leader of the Uchiha Clan who desired to create a perfect world without wars.

(Madara is seen performing a hand seal and blows a huge stream of fire at the charging Shinobi Alliance and incinerates all of them.)

vs.

(A really huge, darker skinned man with orange hair and metal armor smirks at the camera before morphing into a huge pig like beast before charging at the camera.)

Ganondorf: The evil Gerudo King who sought the power of the Triforce to usurp the Kingdom of Hyrule.

(Ganondorf is seen bounded for execution before the Seven Sages. He breaks free from his shackles and kills the Water Sage in one blow.)

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

To find out, we've assembled a team of world class fighters to test history's most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when two warriors go toe to toe.

No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Here in our elite fight club we have gathered doctors, medical scientists and weapons experts to test out the lethal arsenals wielded by each of our combatants to determine who would win a fight between two brutal and ruthless villains.

Madara Uchiha

Appearing from: Naruto Shippuden

Height: 5'10''

Weight: 157 lbs.

Armor: Do-maru

Ganondorf

Appearing from: The Legend of Zelda expanded universe

Height: 7'7''

Weight: 291 lbs.

Armor: Metal Chestplate

''Oh boy, today we have ourselves a battle between two beloved villains from two beloved franchises. Today we're pitting the legendary leader of the Uchiha Clan Madara Uchiha from Naruto against the Gerudo King Ganondorf from the Legend of Zelda games.'' DeadAliveManiac began.

''These are two massively popular villains we're talking about here and the goals they want to achieve are just crazy. Both are nearly unstoppable and crazy powerful! They're both big guys too with strong armor and were also very physically strong as well with similar personalities and would not stop until they achieve their goals." Zivon96 explained.

''Agreed, Madara grew up knowing war his whole damn life while Ganondorf was driven by his desire for revenge against the Kingdom of Hyrule and to obtain the complete Triforce. Both men stopped at absolutely nothing to reach their goals no matter what.'' MKDemiGodzilla-Warrior added.

''I love the Naruto and Zelda series so for me this is a dream fight made in heaven! Both men are insanely driven, motivated and just the very name of them strikes fear into their enemies. We will also establish some rules here and first is that Ganondorf cannot be killed by anything Madara has except the Master Sword that Link carries and Madara won't get access to anything like wood release or any crazy elemental jutsu he has bar his long range weapon. Madara will appear as he does when he fought Hashirama and Ganondorf will appear as he does from Twilight Princess with elements of Tears Of The Kingdom sprinkled in. So we will have it where both men will be killable by conventional means and don't need any sealing, Hashirama's wood release or any blade that seals the darkness will not be required to kill the other so it's just good old decapitation, impalement, etc will be enough to kill either men in the simulation. Now, with that out of the way let's see who is the ultimate villain!'' Its Rice Man concluded.

Madara Uchiha was the legendary leader of the Uchiha Clan. He founded Konohagakure alongside his childhood friend and rival Hashirama Senju with the intention of bringing about an era of peace. When the two couldn't agree on how to achieve that peace, they fought for control of the village which ended in Madara's death. Madara, however, rewrote his death and went into hiding to work on his own plans. Unable to complete it in his natural life he entrusted his knowledge and plans to Obito Uchiha shortly before his actual death. Years later Madara would be revived only to see his plans foiled and ultimately realizing the error of his ways and making amends with Hashirama before his final death.

''While he went about evil ways to achieve his goal Madara was not a truly evil person, he was just a man with a twisted vision in mind and even death didn't stop him! When he died he rewrote his death and was revived and fucked the Shinobi Alliance up. Ganondorf is definitely gonna get slapped around a bit that's for sure.'' Rice Man explained.

To further his goal of a perfect world without war and suffering, the legendary Uchiha leader brought with him an arsenal combining speed, versality and power.

Short Range: Katana

Mid-Range: Gunbai and Kama

Long Range: Majestic Destroyer Flame

Special: Susanoo

Today, the legendary Uchiha leader confronts another villain who is the very definition of pure evil.

Ganondorf, known as the King of Thieves or the Great King of Evil is the primary antagonist of the majority of games in the Legend of Zelda series. Ganondorf was born a member of the Gerudo as the only male member to be born in a hundred years, Ganondorf is made either the King of the Gerudo or the Guardian of the Desert, depending on the game. Gifted with powerful magic Ganondorf often seeks the omnipotent Triforce to grant his wish of conquering the entire world. He frequently wields the Triforce of Power and stages coups against the Royal Family of Hyrule to take the Hyrulean Throne by force though will always be destined to be defeated by the chosen hero Link and his descendants.

''This guy was feared by even the King of Hyrule. He was 'executed' at the hands of the Seven Sages in Twilight Princess but the Triforce of Power prevented his death and while in every game it changes whether he successfully conquers Hyrule or fails he still is hailed as the greatest threat to the Kingdom. Ganondorf is definitely gonna be worthy of 'dancing' with Madara.'' Rice Man explained.

In pursuit of the Triforce, the Great King of Evil came armed with an arsenal suited for his grand conquest of Hyrule.

Short Range: Sword of the Six Sages

Mid-Range: Trident

Long Range: Dead Man's Volley

Special: Dark Beast Ganon

When these near unstoppable villains slaughtered all who oppose them up close they brought with them the most dangerous and lethal blades at their disposal. Up first will be Ganondorf with a blade used to execute him!

''This here is the Sword of the Six Sages. It was a weapon created by the six Sages to execute and seal the Demon King for eternity and had tremendous power in every swing and thrust. Its blade measured a total of 3 and a half feet long and weighed 5 pounds.'' Ganondorf expert Midna, the Princess of the Twili people explained.

''That is a pretty big ass sword you got there and to test it out we'll have you attack two torsos. One will be unarmored and the other will wear the armor worn by Madara Uchiha so show us what kind of damage you can do.'' DAM said.

''Understood.''

Midna then walked up to the torsos and waited for the count from DAM.

''Okay Midna, on 3...2...1...slash away!''

With a mighty swing Midna wastes no time in striking the first target getting a clean decapitation much to the awe of the panelists. Midna then follows up with a thrust going straight through the chest with a sickening crunch. Withdrawing the blade Midna then steps over to the armor clad torso and goes in for a mighty swing at the do-maru leaving a massive dent in the armor with a loud clang. She then goes in for a thrust into the armor and penetrates it as DAM calls time.

Zivon then makes his way over to assess the damage as Midna smirked confidently at her work.

''Damn, you went clean through the neck of this first target severing the head for an instant kill and this is one of those moments where you don't even know what happened and everything goes black. You then took that big sword and thrust it right into the chest hitting the heart for another instant kill.'' He then makes his way over to the armored torso, ''From what I'm getting off the sensors we placed on the target we detected enough force to break a rib or two so this will leave Madara open to other attacks. You then thrust the sword into the armor about 3 inches. You penetrated it no doubt but only managed to cut into the skin underneath, nothing more.'' explained the good doctor.

Madara expert and first Hokage Hashirama Senju walked over to give in his two cents.

''Well Hashirama-sama, what do you think?'' DAM asked.

''It is indeed a deadly blade with power but I see the length of the sword and the weight of it will definitely be something detrimental to your average warrior on the battlefield.'' said the Hokage.

''With how strong Ganondorf was his physical strength was something unnatural. He wielded this blade like it was nothing.'' Midna replied with obvious anger in her voice.

We've seen the katana before and after the panelists review the footage from ''Katsumoto Moritsugu vs. William Wallace'' before coming to their conclusion.

''Okay, we know what the katana can do to flesh so let's see what it can do against the armor Ganondorf wore as it appears in Twilight Princess.'' DAM said.

Hashirama now stands before a torso clad in the metal chestplate and shoulder guards of Ganondorf. The Hokage will be given 15 seconds to deal as much damage to the armor as he can.

''Okay Hashirama-sama on 3...2...1...attack!'' DAM shouted.

Hashirama grips the handle of the katana and after swinging the sword out from its sheath he strikes the armor dead center in the chest with a loud clang leaving a small dent in the armor. Undeterred he then goes in for a thrust into the chestplate and manages to pierce through it though it was only a slight penetration. The Hokage then raises his sword high and brings it down on the shoulder guard with another clang before DAM called time.

''Speedy and flashy as always, but upon further inspection your strike to the chestplate with the first swing did not generate enough force to break Ganondorf's ribs so he's only gonna be aggravated further. You thrust did achieve some degree of penetration but you only got a little over an inch in and it isn't even enough to break the skin. Finally you swung down on the left shoulder guard here and just like before you only dented the armor and did not break his shoulder.'' Zivon explained.

''Madara would not let this failure deter him, if anything he would just reduce Ganondorf to ashes with his fire release jutsu or pulverize him with his Susanoo.'' Hashirama said.

After testing out the kill ability of these two deadly but different swords which one does the panel believe take the edge? Our experts appear divided.

''I'm giving this one to Ganondorf. While I really like the katana for speed and how it just wrecks you but it failed to do any significant damage to the former's armor.'' DAM explained.

''I have to agree here, if we were just comparing their blades against flesh it would be even but the Sword of the Six Sages dealt more damage to Madara's armor and would eventually kill him through the blunt force alone. Edge Ganondorf.'' Zivon seconded.

''Just the amount of force the Sage sword will hit you wins me over so I gotta go with it here.'' Demigod added.

''I go with the katana, it's faster and while the Sage Sword is a so-called ''holy'' weapon, I have yet to see a sword as cool as the katana so for me it wins against anything.'' Rice Man said with the utmost bias.

''Well I ain't surprised there you Narutard weeb chungus.'' DAM said condescendingly.

''Take a hike you stupidhead.'' Rice Man replied with a shrug, ''I like the katana it's the best sword mankind has ever made.''

''Here they go again with the back and forth.'' Zivon groaned.

In short range weapons, the edge goes to Ganondorf for the Sword of the Six Sages.

Coming up, two deadly mid-ranged weapons come forth to kill. Madara Uchiha? Or Ganondorf? Which villain will remain standing?

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Madara Uchiha, the legendary shinobi of the Uchiha clan whose very name instilled fear among the five great nations. Ganondorf, the Gerudo King hell bent on acquiring the Triforce to conquer the Hyrulean Kingdom. If these two titanic villains fought who would win?

Both leaders relied on two very different weapons for mid-ranged combat. Up first will be Madara Uchiha with his trusted Gunbai and Kama.

''This is the preferred mid-ranged weapon of Madara. The gunbai is a type of signal baton and Japanese war fan. Once held by military leaders and priests in the past, it is used in your world by umpires in sumo wrestling. During his lifetime Madara was known for his use and skill with this weapon which can convert his chakra into wind release to deflect weapons away. It was also used in conjunction with a kama that measured 3 feet in length and was attached to the gunbai with a chain that was over 6 feet long.'' Hashirama explained.

''It looks like a very versatile weapon and to test it out we'll have you attack and defend against a duo of attack bots.'' DAM said, ''One will come charging toward you first and we want to test out the ability of the gunbai to fire out blasts of wind and the second one you'll cut it up with the kama.''

''Very well.''

Hashirama then gets into position and waits for the signal.

''Okay Hashirama-sama on my mark. 3...2...1...release the bots!''

The first attack bot comes charging toward Hashirama and the Hokage swings the gunbai and a blast of wind chakra is blasted toward the bot sending it flying away several meters before hitting the floor with a loud thud. Smirking at his handiwork the Hokage then turns to face the second attack bot just as it comes charging toward him and taking the scythe he swings diagonally at the target hitting it square in the face slicing a portion of it away before swinging again at the chest leaving a horrid bleeding gash.

''Damn, that's nasty!'' Demigod commented.

Hashirama then focuses on the armored attack bot coming his way and charging straight at it he swings the kama as hard as he possibly could into the chestplate and pierces it causing the bot to come to a halt.

''I think we're done here.'' Hashirama said with a smile as he withdrew the weapon out the armor.

Zivon makes his way over to assess the damage.

''Honestly I wasn't expecting that kind of work from this weapon. I'll start off with the interesting part which is the gunbai and the blast of wind you sent his way was enough to send him flying backward and he actually landed on the back of his head hard enough to crack his skull open for an instant kill. The kama sliced a huge portion of his face off exposing his bones and the gash in the chest is actually deep enough to cut into his lungs and heart for a combined instant kill.'' Zivon then walks over to the armored torso, ''You managed to pierce the armor and got deep enough to cut into his skin but cause no serious damage.''

''I expected as much damage with the kama but didn't expect the gunbai to be a very effective weapon to indirectly kill a person. I'm quite impressed.'' Rice Man commented.

''While I do admire the handiwork of this weapon Ganondorf's weapon may not be as versatile but it is the simplicity of it that makes it effective and will go through Madara's armor.'' Midna interjected.

Ganondorf responds to the gunbai and kama's combined offensive with a simple thrusting weapon.

''The trident was the go to weapon for Ganondorf and was a very deadly tool. It was very long, nearly as tall as the Great King of Evil himself at over 5 and a half feet long and weighed 5 pounds.'' Midna explained.

''It's gonna be the same test for you Midna. One attack bot clad in the armor of Madara and the other will be unarmored.'' DAM explained.

''Understood.''

Midna then gets into position with her trident in hand and waits for the signal from DAM.

''Okay Twilight Princess, on 3...2...1...release the attack bots!"

The unarmored attack bot wheels its way toward Midna thrusts the trident deep into the target's gut bringing the bot to a halt. She withdraws the weapon with a sickening tear before thrusting again into the face of the torso. The armored target begins making its way toward her and pulling the trident out of the previous target's face she then thrusts with all her might into the do-maru with a loud clang causing the bot to halt.

Zivon then walks over to assess the damage done.

''I'll start off with the unarmored torso like before and you took that weapon and jammed it into this guy's guts. Upon further inspection I can see in here that you pierces clean through the intestines and the center prong which is the longest pierces the deepest and it managed to cut through the lower portion of the spine here. All this combined will lead to a quick kill. Moving up to the face you once again jammed the weapon right into the face with the left and right prong piercing an eye each and the center one has gone deep enough to penetrate and get the brain for another instant kill. This guy is blinded and killed at the same time.'' Zivon explained.

''What a nasty way to go too with the face strike. Makes me wince I almost couldn't even look at it.'' Demigod commented.

''Moving on to the armored torso you struck dead center in the chest and the center prong did manage to pierce through it didn't pierce enough to get a kill. You barely even touched the skin underneath the armor.'' Zivon concluded.

''Despite the simplicity of this weapon I can see it is very effective. Nice work Midna.'' Rice Man commented.

''Simple, easy, deadly. That's why Ganondorf used it.'' Midna said.

After testing out the killing power of two different weapon which ones does the panel believe take the edge?

''Even though the trident is long and simple I can't ignore the combination of attacks the gunbai and kama can do so I go with it.'' DAM started off.

''I agree and go with the gunbai and kama as well. Simple fact being is that the chain that attaches the two weapons give it more range than the trident and the versatility is awesome.'' Zivon seconded.

''The fact that you can knock someone back with wind release with the gunbai and then cut them up with the kama gives these two weapon an overwhelming edge over the trident.'' Demigod added.

''That and Madara is much more skilled with his weapon than Ganondorf. So I give it my edge.'' Rice Man concluded.

In mid-range weapons, the edge goes to Madara Uchiha for the gunbai and kama.

Coming up, two very lethal and different long range arsenals are displayed. Madara? Or Ganondorf? Which villain will be victorious?

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Madara Uchiha, Ganondorf. Two villains destined to meet in battle!

When things went to long range both villains relied on different but highly dangerous methods to kill from afar. Up first will be Ganondorf with one of the Zelda series most famed attacks.

''Ganondorf did not rely on any well known long range weapons like bows or crossbows. He relied on a technique referred to as 'Dead Man's Volley'. Ganondorf will form a ball of energy in his hands and send it flying at his enemies and if they fail to react to it it will hurt them as if they were struck by lightning. The only downside is if the energy ball is struck by an opponent it can be sent flying back at Ganondorf.'' Midna explained.

To test out the damage potential of Dead Man's Volley the panel has set up three static targets equipped with voltmeters to measure the power of the attack, one of which will be clad in the armor of Madara. Midna will send one ball of energy to each target.

''Okay Midna, the targets are set up whenever you're ready.'' DAM said.

Nodding, Midna turns to face her first target and raises her hand into the air. A split second later a yellow ball of energy begins forming in her hand and she flings the ball forward toward her first target and and after a few seconds of flying the ball strikes the target sending what appears to be electrical currents coursing through the body.

''Wow that travels slow you can just sidestep to either direction and you miss.'' Rice Man said as he demonstrated by sidestepping.

Forming another ball of yellow energy in her hands Midna flings the projectile at the second target and the dummy is struck and shocked by the electrical currents. She forms her third ball and flings it at the third and last target shocking it and before Zivon can make his way over to check the meters Midna formed an even larger ball of energy much to the shock and surprise of the panel who can only stare wide-eyed at the spectacle.

''What in the world?!'' DAM exclaimed in shock.

''Shocking.'' Rice Man quipped.

Midna then sends the ball flying toward the target and it splits into several balls that strike all the targets simultaneously shocking them all to their core before the electrical currents ceded.

With that out of the way Zivon then makes his way over to assess the damage. He inspects each individual target before giving his prognosis.

''Electrical injuries are some of the nastiest we see in the medical field and are just as bad as burns. Sometimes you'll get shocked so bad you literally can catch on fire! The meters on the dummies are getting over 5,000 volts of electricity! That's well over the limit a human being can withstand and if these were real people they'd obviously be dead from having their insides fried and their heart stopping from such a shock. All in all Midna you have three kills.'' explained Zivon.

''The way these dummies convulsed from the currents would also be enough to make anyone think twice about picking a fight with Ganondorf. While it may not be fast the power and damage alone speaks for itself.'' Demigod commented.

''I agree, that's why when I picked a fight with him in the final battle in the game I was defeated.'' Midna said with regret in her voice.

''So Hashirama-sama what do you think?'' DAM asked.

''It is an effective weapon no doubt but the energy balls travel so slow and against someone with amazing reaction and foot speed as Madara I'm have no doubt he can do this.'' Hashirama said.

Madara responds to the shocking power of the Dead Man's Volley with his most intense fire jutsu.

''The Majestic Destroyer Flame was one of Madara's signature fire release techniques. Also called the 'Great Fire Annihilation' it is the pinnacle of Uchiha Fire Release techniques. When you perform the necessary handseal you convert your chakra into fire and then expelled from the mouth and shaped into a literal sea of flames which covers a wide range as well. It is so immense it would take a large amount of water users to even put it out.'' Hashirama explained.

To test out the range, spread and power of the Majestic Destroyer Flame the panel has set up a formation of twenty dummies spread in a triangular formation. Due to the destruction and range brought by the jutsu the team heads out to the range for safety reasons.

''Okay Hashirama-sama let's get it!'' DAM called out.

''You got it.'' Hashirama said before performing the Horse handseal, ''Fire Style: Majestic Destroyer Flame!''

Hashirama then spews a massive fire straight at in a literal sea of fire and after a few seconds the fire literally swallows and engulfs the dummies in a magnificent looking fire. The sounds of the element burning the dummies alive filled the air much to the awe of the panelists.

''Holy crap...'' Demigod said in awe.

''That is insane!'' DAM exclaimed.

Hashirama kept the powerful sea of fire going for several minutes before finally putting it out with a wall of water jutsu and when the flames died out the targets were not there anymore as they were reduced to ashes.

Zivon then makes his way over.

''Uh, so yeah you killed all these guys, plain and simple.'' he began with a shaky voice, ''The temperature readings we got off that big ass fire was over 8,000 degrees Fahrenheit! At that range there's no way you'd survive at all even with medical attention and the fact that you reduced these bastards to ashes shows how hot and powerful the fire is! If you don't get turned to ashes you'd boil from the inside and die. Horrible, horrible way to go man.''

After testing out the lethality of these brutal long range weapons which one do our panelists believe take the edge?

''This one is the easiest edge to decide so far. I'm going with the Majestic Destroyer Flame all day! It was brutal but hot as shit!'' DAM exclaimed.

''Electrical and burning injuries are equally nasty no doubt about that but the moment I saw the flames come out I was amazed. Majestic Destroyer Flames wins it easily.'' Zivon said.

''It isn't slow like the Dead Man's Volley which Madara would dodge too easily. The flames destructive power was much more than what Ganondorf's attack offered so it wins my vote.'' Demigod added.

''Ganondorf can no doubt dodge the flames but even then he has to keep moving to avoid being swallowed by a sea of fire with the amount of area it covers. I mean come on did you guys hear the alternative name for it? Great Fire Annihilation? That alone is enough to give it the edge!'' Rice Man concluded.

In long range weapons, the edge goes to Madara Uchiha for the Majestic Destroyer Flame.

Coming up, our warriors brings out their most unpredictable weapons yet and then later two villains meet to decide who is the deadliest warrior!

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Madara Uchiha, the feared ninja of the Uchiha clan who nearly defeated the Shinobi Alliance and achieved his goal of a perfect world without wars. Ganondorf, the Gerudo King who stopped at nothing to obtain the Triforce and rule Hyrule.

When blades, polearms or long range weapon wasn't enough these evil men took the gloves off and brought out their most destructive weapons. Up first will be Madara with a weapon capable of destroying mountains.

''Madara's special weapon was called the 'Susanoo'. Susanoo is a gigantic, humanoid avatar made of the user's chakra which surrounds them and fights on their behalf, that has been handed down throughout all the generations of the Uchiha Clan. It is the strongest ability available to those who have awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan in both eyes. For this I will showcase his skeletal Susanoo.'' Hashirama explained.

''I've seen clips of this on YouTube so I'm really curious to what this can do.'' DAM said in excitement.

''Oh, you have no idea man.'' Rice Man chuckled.

The team heads out to the range once again so Hashirama doesn't end up destroying the Fight Club on accident. To test out the power of the Susanoo the team has set up a brigade sized element of shinobi to resemble Madara's battle against the Allied Shinobi Forces.

''Alright since Hashirama can't use a Susanoo but for the sake of this battle we will have the God of Shinobi be able to do it. Whenever you're ready Hashirama-sama you can start wacking all these guys to death.'' DAM said pointing toward the targets.

Nodding, Hashirama forms a mass of dark blue chakra around him that soon takes the form of a large humanoid being with the ribcage exposed which catches the panel except Rice Man off guard.

''Oh shit this is gonna be good!'' Rice Man squealed in excitement.

After the humanoid forms completely around Hashirama two blades form in the avatar's hands similar to a kris and with one huge swing the Susanoo's blades slice through a large portion of the targets cutting them all in half sending blood everywhere. Hashirama then has the Susanoo slam the other blade into the center of another group of dummies and the entire group was sent flying from the impact before being slice again by the other blade mid-air.

''Goddamn! That's crazy!'' Demigod exclaimed in shock.

''This is what killed so many ninjas from the alliance.'' Rice Man commented.

Hashirama then turns around to face another group of stand ins and with both blades he brings them down with an earth shattering blow that sends the entire group flying and he moves the humanoid avatar to slice through the entire group before they could land on the ground sending body parts hitting the dirt with a splat. Satisfied with his work Hashirama deactivates the Susanoo and looks to the panelists with a smirk.

''How did I do?'' asked the First Hokage.

''Fucking awesome!'' Rice Man howled.

The panel was left speechless at the display and it would take Rice Man to tap Zivon on his shoulder so he can do his assessment.

''Um, where do I even start?'' Zivon questioned nervously as he looked at the field of slaughtered and mangled dummies, ''I don't even have to get close to any of these stand ins to confirm if they're dead. However the ones that got slammed would be crushed and killed instantly and there's multiple factors to that. The hands of the Susanoo crushing them to smithereens or the amount of force from the blow would cause your eardrums to pop leaving you open to other forms of attack! Those who weren't crushed to death got sliced apart and there's no surviving that at all for sure. This is a killing weapon no doubt about that.'' concluded the good doctor.

''Impressive I must say but what Ganondorf has gives him mobility which is what Madara is lacking in this department.'' Midna interjected.

Ganondorf responds to the Susanoo's power with an alternate form of his own.

''The alternate form Ganondorf would take would be his 'Dark Beast' form. Ganondorf would transform into a giant boar-like beast with a what looked like a lion's mane on his head. The form was also just as big as this Susanoo Madara used but he was mobile unlike the Susanoo.'' Midna explained.

''Okay Midna it's the same test for you. We've set up a group of dummies for you to charge into with the last stand in resembling Madara's Susanoo so let's see what kind of damage you can do.'' DAM said pointing to a new set of targets.

''Understood.''

Midna then gets into position and slowly transforms into Ganondorf's beast form and letting out a loud roar the giant boar creature then charges toward the group of dummies. After a few seconds the boar crashes into the group of dummies sending a few flying away from the impact while some were trampled to death under Midna's feet much to the glee of the panelists. The beast thrashes about among the group of dummies striking impaling a few with its tusks and stomps on several dummies before turning to face the Susanoo stand in. Letting out another roar Midna charges straight at the stand in and crashes into it with enough force to completely destroy the Susanoo stand in into a million pieces.

''Hell yeah!'' DAM shouted.

Midna then transforms back into her usual humanoid form and like Hashirama smirks at her handiwork.

''Dead ninjas all around.'' she snarked.

Zivon then makes his way over to take a look at the damage done.

''I'm seeing a lot of blunt force injuries on these targets and the good news is you're hitting them with the force of a train! That means instant death and their internal organs will just be destroyed from the impact and I'm wagering if you struck one of these dummies with enough force you'd pop them open like a balloon. The few targets you impaled were hit through the gut which is an instant kill and the trampled targets are self-explanatory, you're stomping and popping their heads open like balloons. All these targets are dead on arrival.''

''I admire the handiwork Midna but in a real fight this form would not destroy Madara's Susanoo as it is made of pure chakra. The most it could do is knock Madara out of the Susanoo but even then he has many tools to defeat Ganondorf.'' Hashirama said chipping in his two cents.

''But the beast form his you it kills you instantly from the impact alone and I don't think someone as powerful as Madara can even withstand that.'' Midna replied.

After testing out these two powerful forms which one does the panel believe take the edge?

''I'm calling this one even, one is stationary but causes more damage while the other is mobile and hits with just as much force.'' DAM explained.

''I disagree and give this one to Madara for a simple reason. It doesn't really have a weakness compared to Ganondorf's exposed belly. Sure you can push Madara out of the Susanoo but he'll just break your neck and jump right back in and continue beating your ass with it.'' Zivon countered.

''I'm a bit torn on this one but if I had to pick I'll go with Madara. His form deals more damage with those blades and the reach is also a big advantage. I gotta go with Madara on this one but only slightly.'' Demigod said, a bit more apprehensive in his answer.

''For me I gotta give it to Madara. Sure like Zivon said you can get Madara out of it but the Susanoo is still there and probably still smashing and slashing away whereas if Madara lands a hit on Dark Beast Ganon's belly it can do some serious damage to him. Edge Madara Uchiha.'' Rice Man concluded.

In special weapons, the edge goes to Madara Uchiha for his Susanoo.

Now we will move on to armor and both men wore two durable and strong sets of armor to protect them. Madara wore the do-maru and Ganondorf wore his metal chestplate.

''I'm giving this one to Ganondorf since his armor is made up of the harder material and protects him from Madara's blades a lot better than the latter does against Ganondorf's blades.'' DAM explained earning a nod of agreement from the rest of the panel.

In the armor category, the edge goes to Ganondorf.

Coming up! Metal Harbinger gauges the x-factors of these two villains and then our battle to decide who is deadliest will begin!

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Welcome back to the Fight Club. Here we tested out weapons used by fictions most diabolical but beloved villains to decide who is deadliest.

For short range weapons the reach and power of the Sword of the Six Sages decapitated the katana.

''It hits with much more force and the katana failed to do anything to the armor.'' DAM explained.

Edge: Ganondorf

For mid-range weapons the versatility of the gunbai and kama put the trident to shame.

''It has range with the chain that's attached between them. One can blow you away and deflect weapons while the other slices you apart.'' Zivon explained.

Edge: Madara Uchiha

For long range weapons the immense sea of fire from the Majestic Destroyer Flames incinerated the Dead Man's Volley.

''It has much more range, power and covers a really wide area and it's much faster too compared to the volley which is slow and can be dodged pretty easily.'' Demigod explained.

Edge: Madara Uchiha

For special weapons the destructive power and reach of the Susanoo destroyed Dark Beast Ganon.

''It has no weakness compared to Ganondorf's beast form. Take Madara out of it the Susanoo will still be out and one swing from the blades might destroy Ganondorf in his beast form.'' Rice Man explained.

Edge: Madara Uchiha

And finally for armor Ganondorf's metal chestplate and shoulder guards proved more durable than Madara's do-maru.

''It did a better job at protecting its wearer against the opponent's bladed weapons so it wins based on that.'' Metal explained.

Edge: Ganondorf

Now, our resident metalhead and computer wizz Metal Harbinger will review the x-factors.

''Let's get this done boys!'' Metal exclaimed.

''First and foremost I started with intimidation and after carefully reviewing these two villains I ended up giving a slight edge to Madara Uchiha. He was the legendary leader of the Uchiha clan and the most feared ninja during his lifetime and even after his death just saying his name invoked fear among the five Great Nations. So he gets a 100 to Ganondorf's 99.''

''For dominance I gave this one to Madara for a simple reason. That reason being he was the most skilled ninja of all time barring others like Naruto, Minato, Sasuke etc. He managed to defeat a huge portion of the Shinobi Alliance with just Taijutsu alone and the only person who could truly stand up to and defeat him was his rival Hashirama Senju. Madara took it with a 99 to Ganondorf's 95.''

''Next in line we have ambition and both men were neck and neck in this one. Madara had this goal in mind where he would create a perfect world where no one fought and everyone could be happy and his clan could thrive. Ganondorf wanted the power of the Triforce and stopped at nothing to obtain the Triforce of Wisdom and Courage. Even the Six Sages in Twilight Princess failed to kill him. Both men scored high with a 99 each.''

''For experience this one went to Madara because ever since he was born he has seen combat on a regular basis against the rival Senju clan. He fought up until his supposed death when he battled Hashirama and when he was revived his experience in battle really showed against the Shinobi Alliance. Madara scored a 100 to Ganondorf's 90.''

''Last but not least we have Physicality and this one went to Ganondorf easily. This dude is freaking over 7 feet tall and he is stocky as all hell and wearing the heavier armor. Madara is definitely physically fit but he leans more toward the thinner side despite his physical strength. Ganondorf scored a 95 to Madara's 93.''

The team has now finished the necessary weapons testing and reviewed the x-factors. Metal will now run one-thousand battles to the death to determine who is our deadliest warrior!

Who will win between of the most beloved but diabolical villains of fiction?

The Ghost of the Uchiha

(Madara is seen standing before two Stone Ninja and summons his Susanoo before defeating them with one swing.)

vs. The Great King of Evil

(Ganondorf is seen playing an organ with Princess Zelda encased in a crystal that is floating above him.)

''In the end only one man will be fiction's number one villain. Let's see who it is.'' Metal said before hitting the button.

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In the barren wasteland surrounding a menacing looking castle a lone man clad in what appears to be red samurai armor minus the kabuto was seen walking among what remained of Hyrule's once famous castle town. After defeating the Allied Shinobi Forces the now revealed Madara Uchiha had heard rumors from his subordinate Obito Uchiha that a King from a nearby kingdom was plotting to take over the ninja villages.

Annoyed at the prospect of someone who could prove to be a great threat to his perfect world Madara had ventured into Hyrule to seek out and kill this so-called ''Great'' King of Evil. With him he carried his katana strapped to his side and on his back was his famed gunbai and kama.

Madara continues to trek forth until coming to the menacing looking castle on the other side of Hyrule Castle Town and knew he could find this King in there. Smirking to himself he begins dashing toward the entrance of the castle and makes his way inside.

On the top floor of the castle a dark skinned man was seen sitting on a throne casually looking off into the land before him. This man was Ganondorf and after successfully taking control of the Kingdom of Hyrule he now stood as the unopposed ruler of the Kingdom. On his lap was the very sword the Sages used to execute him and beside him was his trident. Surrounding him were the corpses of several dozen Hyrulean knights who were slaughtered for opposing him.

''Now, I will wait the arrival of the Hero and kill him as well. When that is done no one can stop me.'' Ganondorf said to himself.

Just then he noticed a figure stepping into the large throne room and looking up he expected to see Link, the Chosen Hero standing before him with the Master Sword in hand. He was taken by surprise when he saw Madara casually walk up to him with a stoic expression on his face.

''You are not the Hero, who are you?'' Ganondorf demanded.

''Who I am is none of your business. I hear you are plotting to take over the ninja world? If that is true you must refrain from doing so before I kill you.'' Madara replied with a dark tone.

Ganondorf only let out a maniacal laugh at Madara's threat. How dare the smaller man threaten him!

The Great King of Evil slowly stands up from his throne and points a finger at the Uchiha leader.

''You? A pathetic excuse of a man dare challenge the Great King of Evil? Do you know who I am?''

Madara only let out a chuckle.

''Do YOU know who I am?''

''A worm is what you are. An insect who won't test the limits of my power. I will rule over your world as well because that is what a King must do.'' Ganondorf replied.

Ganondorf let out a wickedly evil smile at the Uchiha before raising his hand into the air and soon a yellow ball of energy formed in his hand and he throws the projectile at the Uchiha. The slow speed of the electrical ball left Madara unimpressed and he simply side stepped to avoid the attack and looks toward Ganondorf to see more of the balls of energy Madara sidesteps these attacks as well and just as he lands Ganondorf sends a group of the balls flying toward Madara at a slightly faster speed and reacting swiftly he takes his gunbai and kama off his back and swings the gunbai at the Dead Man's Volley and sends the projectiles flying back at Ganondorf.

Ganondorf responds by taking his Sage sword and swings hitting the balls of energy back toward Madara whose only response was to swing back. Both men found themselves deflecting the balls back toward each other for several minutes straight. Growing annoyed that this is going nowhere Madara swings the gunbai which sends a blast of wind chakra sending the ball flying back at Ganondorf at a fast speed and the King of Evil was struck and electrocuted.

The Gerudo King cries in pain and was momentarily stunned from the attack and falls on one knee to collect himself. Hearing footsteps fast approaching he looks up to see Madara leaping into the air and the Uchiha goes to bring his kama down with hopes of impaling Ganondorf in the head but the King of Evil summons the energy and raises his Sage's sword and blocks the blow.

Both men find themselves in a test of strength with Madara having better leverage due to standing up. Seeking his opportunity the Uchiha puts more strength into his arms and before he could pressure Ganondorf the latter kicks his large foot out and strikes Madara in the gut.

The blow was powerful enough to send Madara staggering backward and actually knocked the wind out of him. With the opening Ganondorf stands up and takes his trident in one hand and charges at the smaller man with a cry. Hearing this Madara looks up to see Ganondorf bounding toward him and raises his gunbai and kama to block the combined assault of his opponent's sword and trident only to have the weapons knocked out of his hand from the force of the blow. Grunting in annoyance Madara ducks low from a swing Ganondorf attempts and swings his kama into Ganondorf's side. The blade of the kama piercing the armor slightly and feeling the blade cut into his skin Ganondorf cringes in pain and takes his trident and thrusts it into Madara's stomach.

The trident's center prong pierces through the armor but the pain of having the blade cut slightly into his skin only filled Madara with glee. Quickly reaching for his katana Madara then swings at Ganondorf's exposed face. The King rears his head back to avoid the blow causing him to drop the trident in the process.

Taking advantage of the situation Madara charges forth with great speed and delivers a flurry of swings at the King. Though he was able to block each swing from his opponent Ganondorf wasn't able to keep up until Madara eventually cut into his left arm making him grunt in pain.

Now royally pissed off Ganondorf sidesteps a thrust from Madara and goes in for a powerful swing with the Sage sword and the blade struck Madara in the back of his armor. The blow enough to make him give out a cry of pain at having one of his ribs in the back crack from the impact. Ganondorf follows through with a kick into his smaller enemy's backside sending him falling to the ground but with his ninja skills Madara twirls on his back before spinning himself back into position.

Ganondorf took this one chance to send another ball of energy at Madara and the Uchiha wasn't able to deflect the blow and was struck head on from the blast. Despite the pain he was in Madara could only laugh maniacally, almost as if he was aroused from the pain as he was electrocuted and Ganondorf could only look on in shock at this.

A few seconds would pass before the electrical currents ceded and Madara appeared to be slouched over, a bit of smoke resonating off his body. Then, slowly, ever so slowly he stands up straight and sheaths his katana.

Ganondorf held his sword in hand and looked on with hatred toward his smaller opponent.

Madara began to laugh more and opened his eyes to reveal their Mangekyo Sharingan form. He then performs a handseal.

''Do not misunderstand me. I have power far beyond anything you can imagine!'' the Uchiha declared.

A second later his skeletal Susanoo formed all around him before the kris-like blades formed in its hands.

''Is this the power of a God?'' the King thought in disbelief.

Ganondorf was taken by surprise at this and soon engulfed himself in black energy and slowly morphs into his Dark Beast form. The Dark Beast let out a feral roar before charging straight at Madara's Susanoo. Madara only sneered at this and with one of his Susanoo's hands holds the beast in place as it comes close and with the other hand swings at the dark beast.

The blade slices deep into the creature's side causing it to roar in pain. Madara then picks up Ganon and tosses him to the ground with an earth shattering blow and half the room was destroyed in the process. The Dark beast laid still for a moment before getting back on all four legs and begins to charge in circles around Madara. Madara simply eyes the beast before it disappears into a red twilight portal.

A few more portal formed around him and Madara was able to keep tabs on all of them and after several seconds one portal opens up behind him and out comes the charging Ganon. Madara shifts the Susanoo and blocks the charging beast but the force of the impact sent him flying out of the Susanoo.

The Uchiha leader hits a nearby pillar knocking the wind out of him. With his opponent exposed Ganon rushes around the Susanoo and charges straight toward Madara. Thinking quickly Madara performs the horse seal and takes in a deep breath.

''Fire Style: Majestic Destroyer Flame!''

Madara then spews a massive and literal sea of fire at the charging beast and the power of the flames causes the beast to fall on its side. The blast of fire was enough to burn the face of the beast and it laid still with the exposed belly proudly displayed in front of Madara.

The Uchiha leaps back into his Susanoo and after taking control of it he raises the blades of the avatar and brings them down onto Ganon's exposed belly. The blades cutting deep into the glowing wound making it howl and roar in pain. The pain was enough to cause the boar to run and thrash around the room wildly and the pain became too much for Ganondorf to maintain his beast form.

A few seconds later the beast became enveloped in black magic and soon morphed back into Ganondorf who now held the glowing wound on his chest. His breathing was slow and hoarse.

Ganondorf fought through the pain and slowly turned to face his opponent who had deactivated his Susanoo. He reaches for his Sage sword and holds it protectively in front of him and stood tall ready to finish the battle with his opponent.

''I will use this blade to blot out your life.'' said the King.

Madara simply responded by drawing his katana.

''Very well then. You want to dance?''

Madara then rushes toward Ganondorf with great speed and the wounded Gerudo King was unable to respond to the flurry of swings Madara was giving him. Ganondorf tried to capitalize on the size of his blade and swing hoping to keep distance between them but Madara was just too fast for him. Going in for a swing the Uchiha leader leans back and watches as the blade flew past his eyes and follows up with a thrust into Ganondorf's thigh.

The Gerudo King growls from the pain and backhands Madara before the latter could follow up with another attack and creating an opening Ganondorf thrusts his blade into Madara's side. Madara's armor did nothing to protect him from the sword and the blade goes through the armor and cuts into his side.

Not bothered by the pain whatsoever the Uchiha grabs the blade and twirls around it in a way that sends him closer to Ganondorf and using the momentum he spins around to Ganondorf's backside and with the katana thrusts the blade once more. This time he stabs Ganondorf in the back before the Evil King can block it. Not giving in despite his pain the King kicks Madara away again and he goes in for a downward swing with his sword only for Madara to rush in.

It was too late for him to react as Madara was just too quick and the Gerudo King could not react in time and before he could defend himself Madara took the katana and impaled him through the glowing wound on his chest. He gave out a cry of pain and dropped his sword in the process.

Smiling evilly Madara forces the blade in deeper before forcing Ganondorf onto his knees.

Pulling the blade out Madara took a few steps back and performs the horse seal. Spitting out blood and knowing he was defeated Ganondorf can only look up at his opponent with pure hatred in his eyes.

''It doesn't matter that I am beaten! I will be reincarnated and torment you and your descendants in an endless cycle of blood!"' spat the Gerudo King.

Without saying a word Madara took in a deep breath and fired another huge blast of flames at Ganondorf and the Great King of Evil was soon engulfed in the element and he could only cry out as he was burnt alive. Madara kept the flames going for a few minutes before finally stopping and when the smoke cleared a pile of ash was seen where Ganondorf once was.

Dusting himself off Madara nonchalantly walks over to the still standing throne and takes a seat in it and simply looks on at the pile of ashes in silent victory.

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Winner: Madara Uchiha

Madara Uchiha: 568

Katana: 10

Gunbai and Kama: 100

Majestic Destroyer Flame: 150

Susanoo: 308

Ganondorf: 432

Sword of the Six Sages: 100

Trident: 22

Dead Man's Volley: 50

Dark Beast Ganon: 260

Armor Failure Rate

Do-Maru: 2% - Metal Chestplate: 1%

X-Factors

Intimidation: 100/Intimidation: 99

Dominance: 99/Dominance: 95

Ambition: 99/Ambition: 99

Experience: 100/Experience: 90

Physicality: 93/Physicality: 95

Following a brutal but amazing battle between two powerful villains it would be Madara Uchiha who emerges victorious. He won 56.8% compared to Ganondorf's 43.2%. It was thanks to his more vicious approach to combat and his having fought since he was a child plus the power of his Majestic Destroyer Flame and the destructive capabilities of the Susanoo scoring over 308 kills. Ganondorf put up a strong showing with his beast form the scoring over 260 kills outscoring three of Madara's weapons.

''In the end it came down to Madara's immense experience on the battlefield and more powerful and versatile arsenal. Ganondorf's arsenal was strong but too one-dimensional in most cases.'' DAM explained.

''Ganondorf was no pushover. He was quite physically stronger than Madara and had the better sword for the job but Madara's arsenal and speed proved the decisive factor here.'' Zivon said.

''It was a tough match considering how freaking powerful these two are but Madara just had the better tools for a one-on-one fight. His Susanoo especially proved to be highly lethal.'' Demigod added.

''I really like both these villains, they're my favorite in all of fiction but in the end Madara proved to Ganondorf why the Uchiha are considered some of the strongest ninja in the Narutoverse. If we brought in all their special abilities it would've been a slaughter in Madara's favor. Looks like the Ghost of the Uchiha is the winner this time around.'' Rice Man concluded.

''Can't say I'm upset about Ganondorf losing. That man invaded the Twilight Realm and nearly killed me so I'm glad he lost.'' Midna said with a shrug.

''Aha! I had a feeling my rival would win! There is no doubt Ganondorf is a strong opponent but Madara stands tall in the end.'' Hashirama said with a nod.

(Madara is seen casually sitting on the throne reveling in silent victory. Then a young man clad in green walks into the throne room with the Master Sword in hand and noticing this Madara smirks before he stands up and draws his katana ready to face the Chosen Hero Link.)

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Next time on Deadliest Warrior: Fiction Edition, it's a battle between the post apocalyptic madmen.

Colonel Garret: Wizard Island's insane and fanatical leader poised to wage a holy war against the Freaker Plague.

vs.

The Governor: Woodbury's cruel but charismatic leader who eliminates all threats to his power without mercy.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

And I apologize to Legend of Zelda fans...including myself.

Madara Uchiha and Ganondorf are the rightful properties of Masashi Kishimoto and Shigeru Miyamoto respectively.