Furrball: Hey Calamity did you ever see any of the films from Sony's Spider Man Universe?
Calamity: I did but there films are so mediocre starting off with Venom while I thought Tom Hardy's Venom voice was great the rest of the film was just eh.
Furrball: I thought Venom Let There Be Carnage was better and Woody Harrelson was decent as Carnage but I wish his voice was a lot higher pitched because that's what Carnage should really sound like and then there was Morbius.
Calamity: Ugh where do we begin with this one? First of all who wanted a Morbius movie out of all Spider Man villains why Morbius of all characters he's like a C tier villain.
Furrball: Venom and Carnage made sense because there top tier villains but Morbius why why him?
Calamity: I don't have anything else to say Morbius was a terrible movie.
Furrball: You could say it was more like More BS.
Calamity/Furrball: ( Laughing )
Calamity: Good one buddy now what about the upcoming ones?
Furrball: I heard the Kraven The Hunter movie will be rated R so hopefully that one will be decent after all he is one of the top ten Spider man villains.
Calamity: The next year we're getting two movies and once again Sony had to go all obscure.
Furrball: At least some people know who Madame Web is because I remember her from the old Spider Man animated series but for the first female Spider Man character in a lead role why her and not someone like Black Cat?
Calamity: And if you thought Morbius was a odd choice guess who else is getting their own movie? El Muerto.
Furrball: El Muerto who is he?
Calamity: El Muerto is a character who only appeared in two comics back in 2006 and never appeared again and I heard that Bad Bunny is playing him in the movie.
Furrball: ( Facepalms and sighs ) Sony why do you have to be so uncreative when making these movies?
Calamity: You know what will make us happy let's go to the theatre and see Spider Man Across The Spider Verse.
Furrball: Great idea.
The end