( Tangle The Lemur went outside her house to check the mail )
Tangle: Hmm this is a big package.
( Tangle went inside into the living room where Whisper The Wolf was sitting on the couch )
Whisper: What do you have there Tangle?
Tangle: I'm not sure.
( The two opened the package revealing it to be the Amiga CD32 )
Whisper: The Amiga CD32? Never heard of it.
Tangle: Well let's set it up.
( They settled up the console )
Tangle: Oh and here's a game too The Town With No Name entertainment for all ages.
Whisper: Cool a history lesson about the Wild West.
( Tangle put the game into the console and turned it on but nothing happened )
Tangle: Why is nothing happening?
Whisper: I'll look at the instructions ( reading ) Hmm it says the game will only play if you press down onto the console.
Tangle: I've got this paint can that will help.
( Tangle placed the paint can on the console and the game finally began the main menu looked like a poor kids drawing )
Tangle: Well the game has finally began but I don't know about these graphics they look kinda ugly.
( Tangie select play game and a cutscene began with a cowboy getting off a train and stepping on a spider causing it to bleed )
Whisper: Uh okay why does the spider have blood?
( A menu saying to either get back on the train enter the town or talk to the old timer )
Tangle: Another menu uhh let's see what happens when you go back on the train.
( The man in the game stepped on the spider again causing it to bleed more )
Kid: Come back Shane.
( To Tangle and Whisper's horror the man in the game shot the kid causing them to stare in shock it even made Whisper open her eyes something she rarely does )
Man: My name's not Shane kid.
( The train went into space and flew away )
Whisper: Did he just shoot a child?
Tangle: ( Does double take at the game cover ) Entertainment for all ages that wasn't for all ages.
Whisper: Well let's try again.
( They went through the game again this time they selected enter the town and another menu popped up saying which part of the town they wanted to go too but not before that they took out a bad guy which when he was shot it caused him to bleed to death )
Bad guy: Dang that's torn it.
Tangle: Okay let's go to the saloon.
( Poor recoded piano music played as the camera panned into the saloon )
Whisper: Try getting a drink.
( Tangle tries to make the character get a drink but the glass fell onto the floor )
Tangle: Oh I missed never mind let's try the general store.
( The game went into the general store inside was a clerk with a creepy smile on his face )
Clerk: Set right up sir set right up and take advantage of todays once in a lifetime never to be repeated mega special offer.
Whisper: Gee that man looks kinda creepy let's go the church instead.
( They selected the church and loud organ music played causing them to cringe and cover their ears )
Tangle: ( Screams ) That music I'm getting out of here let's try the blacksmith.
( The final placed they went into was the blacksmith inside was a man who they tried to talk to but it shot the main characters head off )
Whisper: Well you know what? I'm done with this game and console.
Tangle: Yeah me too maybe we should donate it not the game though we should put it in a time capsule I'm going to get some fruit.
( Tangle went to the fruit bowl and got herself an apple and a banana )
Tangle: Here you go Whisper?
Whisper: A banana?
Tangle: Uh huh try it it's really good ( eats apple )
Whisper: I don't know I tried a banana once when I was younger but it made me sick.
Tangle: You probably didn't have better taste buds at the time if you try one now it won't be as bad as you remember ( beat ) Please?
Whisper: Oh okay.
( Whisper took the banana and peeled it she then slowly put it towards her mouth and took a bite after munching and swallowing it she smiled )
Whisper: Say this tastes really good.
Tangle: I knew you would like it.
( Whisper finished the banana off the threw the peel into the bin )
Whisper: I really like bananas now.
Tangle: By the way DJ Dalmatian sent us a link to a song on the computer one to check it out?
Whisper: Sure.
( Whisper and Tangle clicked the link which sent them to the song Give That Wolf A Banana by SubWoofler )
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don't know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don't like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf (banana)
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Banana
I like the scent of every meal on your breath
That hunger in you, I'm in danger now, I guess
Let's go to grandma's, you say grandma tastes the best
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wolf
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
Ba-na-na
Ba-na-na-na-na
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
(I want your grandma, yum, yum)
Someone give that wolf a banana
And before that wolf eats my grandma
Give that wolf a banana
Give that wolf
Give that wo-o-olf
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum-yum-yum
Someone give that wolf a banana
Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Whisper: Huh well how convenient I just tried a banana for the first time in years.
The end