November 17th
Note: This gives spoilers for the recent episode of American Dad: Fight and Flight. So, if you haven't seen it, don't read, unless you want spoilers.
So, the other day I brought a pair of shoes. Now, I know what you're thinking. Klaus, you're a fish; why do you need shoes? Well, you're right. I don't need shoes… not yet anyways. I do need them when I have a body again. And I will have a body again. I don't care what Stan says, I will, someday.
And that reminds me. I sang a lovely song today. A 'dream' song that was like straight out of a Disney movie. I was almost finished, when who so rudely interrupted me? Hayley, that's who! I erupted on her like a volcano when she barged in like that while I was doing my thing. I was singing happily, and she had to ruin it! The nerve! She didn't have any right to do what she did! Not any right whatsoever! Well, it was her room, and she had stuff to do, but still! She had no right whatsoever!
I must give her credit through. She did help me when we barged into a man's house, and framed him for stealing my shoes. We beat and tied him up, and I even fired a gun! I don't know where I got the gun from, but I didn't care. I just wanted my shoes!
Boy, I really showed him whose boss! I bet he won't mess with a fish again! However, it turns out, he didn't steal my shoes, or Hayley's Garfield welcome mat. Jeff found my shoes in the bushes. Talk about awkward!
He did have a man tied up in the closet though. We paid him no mind. We just left.
So Stan or Bollock, if somehow you're reading this, screw you guys! You can both suck it! I will go back into a body, and wear those shoes (if you haven't thrown them away that is)! I will be happy, and maybe go back to Germany, and be with my family again. It will happen rather you like it or not! My dream will come true! Someday.