May 13

Happy Mother's Day to all of you mothers out there! And if you're not a mother, wish your mother a good day for me. This day is all about her, and should be. After all, mothers are special, for they gave birth to you. It was a hard nine-month journey, but she did it. So, it should be celebrated, among other things you love about her. And if you don't love her or she's dead, that's too bad and I'm sorry for that, but it can't be helped. I'm sorry, but, it's true.

First, Hayley and Francine went to the spa right when they opened. They said they both had a relaxing time, and loved being from us men and Steve and alien. They didn't say this. It's what I imagined they were thinking.

So, the fam, all except me went to the escape room at the mall because Francine wanted to. They didn't fight, like what usually happens in TV shows when they go to one. But they all made it out before they all shot to death with one minute to spare! They weren't really going to die if you're dumb, and thought that. The theme was escaping a burning the room (again, not really burning).

They then went out to eat at a Chinese restaurant. Jeff was so worried about his fortune because for some reason, it told him bad luck would come his way. But Hayley told him it was all for fun, and that made him calm, but man, Steve said he was so scared! I wish I saw it.

So, all in all, Francine had a great Mother's Day, and I hope you do to with your mom, or whatever. Francine told me to tell you this in my blog, and I do too.