Chapter 3 lunar law
Pheonix went to take long hard look at life, when sudenlt, a large scottish catman with giant axe deodarant come. "Who are you?" said pheonix, and catman said "I yam hell mell, gobernor of meribia. We jus spaahhke on tha phone. Cahm, I muist take ya ta lunar!" "dear shinto goddess and buddhist bod, what tye actual fuck is happening!?"As hell mel grab pheonix by collar, and say "cahm on, we're going on an adventure!" "Oh boy, and adventure!" said maya, and followed. Mel stop outside tokyo tower, and say " Nahow, the silver spire is buried undaneath Tokyo Tower, so we mneed ta tgo to ta top floor to get to lunafr" "WHAT IS THIS, MAGIC KNIGHT REYEARTH?!" said Pheonix, but all maya say was "adventuuuuure!" They get to stop floor, and mel take out dragon wings Alex lent him, and mysteriou blue light englultf them, and the arrive in meribia. Pheonix was shock face and say "Edgwworth? Judge? ...LARRY BUTZ?" as they all were in meribia palace too. "yes, this is an odd reunion of sorts, but these young women are involved in a lawsuit due to photos of tbem" said edgey, and Mia, lujnand ajess come and introduce themnselves, and exposition their case." Judge say ""I'm coinfused too, but I will try to practice lunarian law" ""and larry say MAN NIC, WERE ON THE MOON! CAN YOU BELIKEVE IT?q! But where is all the CHJEESE?!" and pheonix faceplam Luna say, "here you go, the bromides in question" and "bromides were added to the court record!". Pheonix get out his DS and uise it inspect the bromides" he rotate the bromide, and say "hmm, have you dusted for fingerprints?" and all lunarians look at him puzzled, so he put fingerprint power on bromides, and bloe his Ds, but there were no finger print. Then he use magnifying glass "let's see if we can find the photoperson signatyure!" but there was none. "Do you have any leads? Say pheonix, and luna say "we do, but…" "they're dead!" finish Jessica. "Oh I can summon them from spirit workld with kurain training!" sed maya, and luna, jess, mia, and mel's jaw dropped to floor loony toons stiyle.