Chapater 4 corss examination:Xemnobia!
Luna say: "outr first lead is xenobia, she may know if she's willing to talk." Pheonix say, ok, girls, since maya is posessed you will be my conunsel." so Maya say: I will go intik kurayn trance mode to summon her ghost. So maya summon spoirit of xenobia to posess her, and her boo bs get really big for her bra, her hair maghically arch up into high p;opnytail, and her face get restingbicthface.
"ugh… saya maya-xenobia" I'm alikve? "Witness, plz state your name amnd occupatyion." amnd xenobia say ""I have a migrane..." "Witness! Said judge, and xenobia say "I HEAR U, OLD BADLY!" "The witness will refrain from kaing fashion judgement in the courtroom! Say edgewoirth", and Xenobia say "Fine…" " Judge say "We want to know about the origin of bromides" and she give testimony…
Xenobia say "I ham xenobia, na ddecedent of the forghotten vile tribe, the innocence althena callouysly pushed out beyopnd the wastelands of ther fronteir" "HOLD IT!" say pehonix, "y were u banished?", and Xenobia say "my anscestors raged war on althena 500 years ago…" And sad DL-6 case theme music began to play. "Because of something only a select few even remember, we have to live oin the lifeless frontier where nothing grows, can you blame me for wanting vengeance?!" "look, you can comitt war, kidnapping, and genocide all you want. We are here for one reason and that is BROM,IDES. Stay oln topic, both of you!" say Edgeworth, and across exam continue.
Zenobia continue, "I worked with ghaleon-sama to kidnap yougn girls who might be the goddess althenas in human form." ""HOLD IT!" say pehonix, "how could a human girl be the goddess althena?" "I have no idea! Ghaleon-sama told me she could, and that's all I need to do his bidding." Luna say "hmph", and jess say ""what a tool you atre." and xenobia coungter "Hey at least ghaleon isn'a a womanizing drunken gigilo like YOUR BOYFRIEND. I bet your still jealous of me stoning your dad, aren't you?!" "Y I OUGHTTA!-" But Pheonix restrain jess and "Jess no! I can't let you harm maya, even if she is posessed by a really bitchy vile woman" "HA! I'll take Vile as a compliment!" :"Vcan we move on with the croizz examination please?!" Say edgeworth, and judeg say indeed! I could go for a good crossiant right now, and everhyone faceplaM.
Xenobia continue: " had a thing for ghaleon-sama but that's neither here nor there. ""HOLD IT!" say pehonix, "what do you mean, a thing" and she say " iliked him… I loved him, dammit! I wanted to be with him all the time. I'd manage his grindery, bear his children, cook his meals, engage in all sorts of sexual positions that make ruile34 look tame-" "MR WRIGHT, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THIS IRRELAVANT TANGENT, AND I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO PENALIZE FOR YOU IT!" say Judge, and pheonxi say "dammint,i've only got 4 life bars left." and facepalm. "still, I can't help but feel sorry for her" say Luna. I love alex, and we cook together, and want to have kids with him someday too. If only she had chosen some1 that felt the same-" "WHAT WAS THAT YOU BLUE-HAIRED BIMBO?!" say Xenobia. Amnd Luna say "...never mind, just continue interrogating, nick."
"Xenobia finish: " I know nothing of bromides, that's all." and Mia say, "Npheonix, did you catch that contradiction?" "Yes I did. Say pheonix, and he congtoinue "OBJECTION!… Xenobia, you say you know nothing of bromides, is that correct?" "yes, why?" and pheonix say "THEN WHO IS ON THIS BROMIDE?!" And he present evidence of Xenobi'a bromide 1: Cat scrtatch beautyy" and Xenobia shrfeik "That's me! And my leopards!" Mia,"Also, I went to Talon mines with Jess and rest of party in past, and we spoke to purle vile tribe miner who said that yOU gvae him this bromide to motivate hoim to mkake him wormk harder!" :"egaDS! I thought this was sega Cd canon" say Xenobia "which version of the story is irrelavent, you sdon't, see us makign GBA-DS-3DS jopkes say edgeworth!" Judge say: Witness, I must ask you to revise your testimony!
Xenobia revise: "I wasn't luying, but I'm kinda DEAD, so my memory is a bnit foiggy. Yes, I do remember giving that bromide to a few workers. But I didn't make it, I know not where it came from. Ghaleon might know more, if tyou can summon him…" "I don't think she's lying" said luna. "I think you're right, we need to summon ghaloen now!" say pheonix and xenobia say "hheh. See you in childhood's end, bitches!" and she stick out tongue and do diooo devil hormns hardcore pose and leave maya's body. Maya wake uop aghain and go back to looking like maya, and say "ugh, my chest hurts..."