Warhammer 4K: The Ascent of a New Deity By Spyzee In the realm of aspiring writers, I find myself drawn to the grandeur of storytelling. With a nod to my friend's Warhammer enthusiasm, I humbly dedicate my maiden tale. Yet, beyond this gesture, my intention is to traverse the unpredictable landscapes of creativity, hoping to showcase the spontaneity within my words. I extend an invitation to you - share your reflections through a review or perhaps recommend it to a comrade. A chill gripped the Emperor as he surveyed the battlefield. The relentless chaos forces were on the precipice of breaching his defenses. Custodians, formidable guardians of the realm, fell one by one. In this dire hour, the Emperor's gaze turned to a singular beacon of hope - Iron, the Dank Hog. Amidst the chaos, Dank Hog, a revered figure among space marines, received the Emperor's summons as a momentous call to arms. "I beseech your aid," implored the Emperor. "Fear not, I shall crush the chaos that plagues us," responded Dank Hog, propelling himself across the planet at breakneck speed, catapulting into the cosmic expanse. Dank found himself on the heart of the Chaos stronghold, facing a confrontational figure - Corn. "Vacate this realm," declared Corn. "I harbor no intention to harm you." "Regrettably, I harbor a different sentiment," Dank replied tersely, swiftly dispatching Corn with a punch that echoed defiance. When Nurgle attempted to assail him with pestilence, Dank's robust constitution and voracious appetite neutralized the threat. Tearing Nurgle asunder, his final plea echoed: "I wish we could be allies." Tzeench materialized, voicing a plea for peace. "Why persist in disrupting our existence? Our camaraderie may be at an end." Dank, gazing down and then locking eyes with sudden determination, replied, "I can endure your chaos." With a deft throw, Tzeench met a fiery demise. A lone adversary stood - Horse, the instigator. Amid contemplation, Dank declared, "Here, atop this planet, the end of your machinations." "I will end you for siding with my son, the Emperor!" Horse retorted defiantly. "No need for further bloodshed," urged Dank. "Let us conclude this with a semblance of peace." Unyielding, Horse proclaimed, "We fight!" In a head-on clash, Dank succumbed, returning to the Emperor bearing the bittersweet news. "With my bare hands, I vanquished him," declared Dank. The Emperor rejoiced - the war's culmination marked the dawn of tranquility. Necrins and humans coexisted, heralding a new era. A statue of Dank, an enduring monument, stood silent witness to his pivotal role in the salvation of the galaxy - or did he?