I DON'T OWN NARUTO. IF I DID JIRAIYA WOULD HAVE SURVIVED AGAINST PAIN
"Hmm lets see, like most people I like some things, I don't like some things, I have a dream and a few goals. Oh yeah my name is Kakashi Hatake
As Sakura is surprised as "he only told us his name" Naruto panics "I thought I recognised him, he was otousan's apprentice. This could be bad.
This time on 'A Child of Legends'
While pretending to be composed Naruto is secretly panicking " If Kakashi recognises me as Minato's son this could be bad. I need to do something"
"Hey Kit, calm down. No-one has picked you as related to the Yondaime, even if he is his apprentice it has been awhile since he died, he probably can't even remember what Minato looks like at the top of his head"
"Thanks Kurama, what would I do without you
"Run out of chakra and have to deal with small wounds"
Kakashi begins to speak "Now it's your turn lets see who should start, bl-"
Sakura interrupts "Sasuke-kun should go first, after all he is the best of us three"
Sasuke speaks up "Fine. I am Sasuke Uchiha, they're isn't anything I really like, and I hate most things, I have a dream that I will make a reality by killing someone and I have no time for hobbies"
Kakashi starts speaking again "Who should go next, how about you blon-"
Sakura interrupts again "I'll go next, I'm Sakura Haruno, I like Sasuke-Kun, my dream is to marry Sasuke-Kun, my hobbies include following Sasuke-Kun, working with Sasuke-Kun and fighting anyone who is also after Sasuke-Kun. I dislike Ino-Pig because she wants Sasuke-Kun and Naruto-Baka because he's a baka and Sasuke-Kun doesn't like him"
Once Sakura finishes going full fangirl Kakashi speaks once more "Ok, guess you're last blondie"
"Well I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I like training, people who can stay silent, people who are kind and ramen. I dislike traitors, Iwagakure, people who use others for their own means, a few specific members of the Uchiha clan and that it takes three minutes to cook instant ramen. My dreams are to become Hokage along with a few other titles, beat a few certain people and get a lifetime of free ramen at Ichiraku's and my hobbies are fighting strong opponent, reading and trying new types of ramen"
As Kakashi begins to think "Maa, this is an unusual team, a brooding loner of an emo who would make a good psychopath, a creepy noisy fangirl who cares for nothing else then 'Sasuke-Kun' and some mysterious blondie who knows too much and is possibly schizophrenic"
"Alright my cute little genins, we will be training in training ground 3 at 7 am. It would be best if you didn't have breakfast".
As Sasuke and Sakura went their separate clan houses Naruto walks towards the Shinobi Apartment Block. Now while most places either banned Naruto or made him pay higher prices for items of worse condition the Shinobi Apartments were Hokage run. That means as a ninja he has every legal right to enter and live as long as he follows the rules.
As Naruto enters the doors the female receptionist looks at him with disgust and speaks with venom in her voice "Sorry, building police we don't allow filth in hear"
Naruto replies "That's fine but I'm a shinobi, and law overrides policy"
The receptionist began to smile and think "The brats a shinobi, that means Hokage-San won't give him an allowance anymore", "I'm sorry but to rent out a room we must be sure you can pay. You can pay right".
Naruto reaches into his pocket, pulling out a black wallet opening it, showing it's full of ryo he got from Madara not to mention the payment he got for stopping Mizuki
"How can you make that much money in two days" She begins to scream "THIEF, THIEF".
Suddenly the doors open and the receptionist begins to speak "Help you two are proper ninjas, this brat is a thief"
The male figure speaks up "I know that Naruto is a good kid. You're targeting him with false accusations"
The female figure begins to speak "How will the Hokage react with two jonin's as witnesses for Naruto-kun"
As the receptionist reluctantly gives Naruto a room key, he turns around to thank the jonins who defended him. In his surprise they are Iruka, one of the academy teachers and Kurenai Yuhi, a kunoichi jonin who specialises in genjutsu and the head of team 8. Naruto had good memories of them, with Iruka being very kind to him on his first (and only) day of academy and took him out to ramen later that night, and Kurenai who he met a few times when he was young, but she would always help him out and offer a sweet.
"Thank you, Iruka-Sensei, Kurenai-San"
They simultaneously reply "You're welcome Naruto/Naruto-kun"
Iruka then continues "So what room do you have"
Naruto responds with "Room 909"
"What a coincidence I'm in room 908"
"Guess we'll be neighbours then" Naruto said, before excusing himself to go check his new apartment.
As he got up one staircase he went to his door, only to hear grunting noises coming from the stairs. As he looked down he saw a box being carried up the stairs, by one person. Naruto decided to call out "Do you need any help"
He got a mumbled reply, but he could make out the words "yes, heavy and room 910".
As Naruto began to grab the box he released how heavy it actually was and found it unbelievable this guy could have brought it all this way alone. As Naruto summoned a group of Kage Bunshins to help him lift the box. As he went to see if he the other man was ok, he saw him, someone around his age in a green jumpsuit, a black bowl cut and large eyebrows energetically rush towards him
"YOSH , ARE YOU NARUTO UZUMAKI"
"Yes?" Naruto replied taken aback by his seeming endless energy
"YOSH, THANKS TO FATE I ROCK LEE HAVE ONCE MORE ENCOUNTERED MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL, A KAKASHI TO MY GAI-SAN
"Did you say Kakashi"
"YOSH, HE IS MY MASTER, MAITO GAI'S ETERNAL RIVAL, LIKE WE WILL BE AND PARTICIPATE IN YOUTHFUL CHALLENGES
"Let's make a deal, I have been assigned to Kakashi, if I lose his genin challenge we won't be eternal rivals"
"AND IF YOU WIN, MY SOON TO BE ETERNAL RIVAL
"I was getting to that. If I win we have have a youthful challenge ASAP". Naruto says, shuddering when he said the words 'youthful challenge'
"YOSH, I AGREE TO THIS DEAL, ANYWAY, GOOD BYE MY ETERNAL RIVAL, ROCK LEE AWAY". As Lee leaves he thinks to himself "HOW DID MY ETERNAL RIVAL KNOW ABOUT THE GENIN CHALLENGE"
*time skip brought to you by Lee and Gai training at midnight"
As Naruto walks to Training Ground 3 he looks at the time, 9:50 that should right. As he makes he sees Sakura and Sasuke waiting.
Sakura makes her way to Naruto, screaming at him "WHY ARE YOU SO LATE NARU-BAKA, KAKASHI-SENSEI SAID TO BE HERE BY 7"
Naruto calmly responds "Well Kakashi isn't here is he. That's on time in my books". As Naruto walks away he begins to think "Strange, when she's angry Sakura kind of reminds me of Rock Lee" as he walks to a tree shaking a branch to wake up a Kage Bunshin.
"Wha, oh good morning boss" the Kage Bunshin says as he salutes the real Naruto "Have you come to relieve me from my post"
Naruto simply nods as the Kage Bunshin disappears. As he walks backs to the group he sees Kakashi
"Sorry a black cat crossed my path, had to take the long way"
While Sakura and Sasuke both look at Kakashi angrily, Naruto responds
"It's fine, I just got here myself after getting lost on the path of life"
Kakashi begins to think "I've found him, my perfect student. I finally found him".
"Ok so we are going to do your test"
Sakura begins to talk "Kakashi-sensei we already did our test, that's why we're on this team"
"You didn't think that was all there was. We just assessing if you could make genin. We has 12 teams but only 3 will pass this year, the others will go back to the academy".
"What, then what is our test"
Kakashi then reaches into his pocket, pulling out two bells "You three will have fight me to get these bells in a certain time" Kakashi pulls out a timer as well "Either all three fail and sent back to the academy, all two pass and one gets banned from becoming a ninja"
To everyone's surprise at the last statement., Kakashi goes to put down his timer. "OK I'll be kind and give you a one minute head start, oh and come at me like you want to kill me".
As the three soon to be genins run away, each in separate directions they start to think
"Please, this jonin doesn't seem that tough, I will get the bells as I am of the unstoppable Uchiha clan"
"Yes, this way Naru-Baka can fail and Sasuke and I can be on the team alone"
"This seems strange"
"What do you mean Kit"
"Don't worry. I'll let you later once my plan works"
Back to Kakashi, he begins to look search the training ground, while keeping his eyes on his Icha Icha Innocence "and for the third time, Jiraiya does it once again" Kakashi then turns around throwing kunai at a nearby bush. Suddenly Kakashi walks up, seeing a log before catching a kick by Naruto from behind
"Nice try Naruto" Kakashi says before putting his book away and catching a second kick and throwing him to the ground "Your Konoha senpuu won't work on me, now it's time for Lesson 1: Taijutsu, make it strong and hard to dodge" Kakashi then vanishes with a Shunshin, with him appearing behind Naruto, delivering a punch to the back, before he disappears in a burst of smoke.
"Like I thought, a Kage Bunshin. But where is the real Naruto" Kakashi thinks before rushing off to find his genin,.
Sakura sneaks through the forest "I what to do, I'll find Sasuke-Kun and we'll get the bells together". As Sakura begins to walk through the forest until she stops as she sees Kakashi walk through "Thank god, I don't think he saw me, wait is that blood" Sakura tilts her head to the bloodied and beaten corpse of Sasuke, Sakura begins to scream.
Meanwhile Kakashi looks at a petrified Sakura, in the middle of a regular forest. "Lesson 2: Genjutsu, make it strong and realistic".
Sasuke stands in a clearing near the river "Hmm here seems like a perfectly good place to stop". Not a minute later Kakashi comes rushing in, only to dodge a barrage of shuriken, "good try Sasuke, but you'll have to learn better." a voice comes from my trees
Sasuke and Kakashi turn, only to see Naruto lying on a branch reading a strategy book written by Sarutobi. Once again Kakashi begins to think "He truly is the perfect student". Naruto then reveals this to be another Kage Bunshin as the real one runs up behind Kakashi "Futon: Daitoppa (Wind Release: Great Breakthrough), Sasuke now"
"Don't tell me what to do teme". Sasuke says, waiting until the jutsu ends, before performing his own "Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Jutsu).
Kakashi, after beings surprised and blocking Naruto's jutsu goes to use a Kawarimi to do dodge Sasuke's. He begins to think "To think two genin can master C-Rank techniques, guess I'll have to put in a bit more effort". Kakashi then begins to speak "Lesson 3: Ninjutsu, make use of your surroundings, Suiton: Suijinheki (Water Release: Water Wall). Naruto begins to think "That's a B-Rank Jutsu, Sasuke wouldn't be able to take this, luckily I have a way out"
As the wall comes crashing down on the two as a wave, Naruto and Sasuke both lay down knocked out. Kakashi begins to think "This gives me more time to read until they get up, if they get up before the time is done"
As Kakashi leaves two figure pop out from under the water, Naruto and Sasuke, while fake bodies get up "Boss, did we get him" Naruto simply nods before those two disperse.
"Hey teme, how did you do that with Bunshin" Sasuke asks, sounding more like a demand.
"It doesn't matter, you won't be able to use it" Naruto says before throwing a scroll at Sasuke and running off.
Meanwhile the forest the mortified Sakura is still in her place.
As Naruto walks towards her "Low C-Rank genjutsu. The girl may have excellent chakra control for a recently graduated student but this is pushing it, Naruto says before going to remove the genjutsu "KAI"
Sakura look around before seeing Naruto "Naru-Baka where is Sasuke-Kun"
Naruto surprised begins to open his mouth "Huh'
"Sasuke-Kun, he must have been the one to free me. Now tell me where he went"
Naruto points to a direction as Sakura runs on.
"Kit, are you going to tell me your plan now".
"Patience is a virtue Kurama, besides the best part is coming up".
As Sasuke is running through the forest he reaches a clearing. As he stops and looks around he begins to think "First that teme interrupts me then he lets Kakashi get away, never mind I'll still win" however his train of thought is interrupted by a pink haired fangirl
"Sasuke-Kun, I found you" Sakura says happily until she sees a kunai come flying past, almost hitting Sasuke.
"Maa, you're both up. Nevermind you can't beat me" Kakashi says rushing at Sasuke grabs a katana, leaving an empty scroll behind.
"With this those bells will be mine" Sasuke says egotistically
As Kakashi jumps back "Sasuke caught me by surprise however at this rate he won't win". As Kakashi goes to rush forwards he feels something rap around him, constricting his movements.
Behind him was Naruto, who snuck up behind him using the Doton: Moguragakure no Jutsu (Earth Release: Hiding Like a Mole) before the Chakra Chains, a versatile technique made by the Uzumaki clan.
As Kakashi struggles to break free, eventually sending lightning chakra down his right arm breaking the chains. However as soon as he breaks free new chains form
"Kit, are you sure you can hold them. You haven't perfected the chakra control for this attack"
"All I need is for those to grab the bells" Naruto thinks before speaking "Hey what are you waiting for. I can't keep these chains up forever"
Sasuke begins to up, grabbing one bell, throwing it to Sakura. "The dobe might be stronger but Sakura will be easier to work with" Sasuke thinks before grabbing the other bell.
Naruto then removes the Chakra chains from Kakashi, and he begins to speak up "Well congratulations, you three made it"
Sakura then speaks up "But Kakashi-Sensei, you said only those who get the bells will win"
Naruto then begins to chuckle before saying "The point of the test is teamwork"
Kakashi, somewhat shocked that he knew asked "How did you figure that out Naruto"
"Well at first it seemed strange that only two would pass, You said three teams would pass and every team I heard of had three genins. Then you used skills above genin level, no normal genin could beat you a genin. That's when it hit me, we had to work together"
"Impressive Naruto, well now it's time for early lunch"
"Nah I had breakfast. Figured it was either a trap or we were having an eating contest and the second is rather unlikely"
*Timeskip brought to you by Kakashi reading Icha Icha novels"
As Kakashi walked towards Hokage tower "Maa I'm late. Sorry I was helping an old lady cross the street" he says.
As he looks around he sees the Hokage sitting down, and Iruka standing up. Suddenly Naruto jumps in through the window "Sorry for being late, but I knew it would take Kakashi-Sensei around three extra hours.
Then Hiruzen begins to stand up "Alright Naruto, now call you tell us why you called us here"
"Alright now from my fifth birthday until two days ago I was missing. While I want to keep this a secret for now I can trust you three. Now while Hiruzen knows this, my mother was Kushina Uzumaki and my Father were Minato Namikaze"
At this statement Iruka looks surprised, while Kakashi just freezes in shock at the fact Naruto was his sensei's son.
"While they were both died in the Kyuubi attack, I stayed with my grandfather on my father's side".
At this point it was Hiruzen's time to react "Minato said that his father Masaru Namikaze was killed in the Iwa attack on the Namikaze Vvllage"
"Minato only believed his father died, also he hid the real name of his father, Madara Uchiha". Naruto says as his eyes flare from regular, to Sharingan to Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan. "Along with this I have affinities for all five basic natures, the Mokuton, working on my Jinton and the Enton (Blaze Release)"
Kakashi is still shocked, now at the fact that Minato was Madara's son, Iruka only thinks "So that's why he Henged into Madara" while Hiruzen proceeds to ask questions
"So Minato also had the Sharingan"
"No, the Namikaze genes overpowered the Uchiha genes, leaving him with only his Jinton".
"Do you have any other abilities"
"I can use my mother's Chakra Chains, learnt how to harness my extremely large chakra, can use the Nidaime's Water Creation technique. Oh and I befriended Kurama"
"Now Naruto, who is Kurama"
"You would know him better as the Kyuubi"
At this time it is Iruka's chance to speak "WHAT NARUTO, YOU CAN'T BEFRIEND THAT DEMON. HE ATTACKED US 12 YEARS AGO"
"That wasn't his fault, I learnt so around when I was 8"
"Flashback brought to you by Hashirama and Madara fighting in heaven"
"I still don't get it Kurama, why don't you like Madara-jiji
"He used his damn eyes to control me"
"He only wanted to make sure Hashirama was strong enough to defend the village, he never meant to have you sealed away"
"Even if I like Konoha I still think he could've done something else"
"Wait, if you like Konoha then why did you attack"
"Alright Kit, listen up because I won't be repeating myself. When Kushina Uzumaki, your mother was pregnant the seal was at its weakest. Some strange masked man, proclaiming himself to be Madara was able to break the seal. He must have been an Uchiha as he had also used the Sharingan and commanded me to destroy the village"
"I have to tell Madara-jiji about this". Naruto says as rushing through rooms until he finds Madara
"Ah, Naruto-kun. What does my precious grandson want" Madara says with a smile.
"Madara-jiji, some man with a Sharingan caused Kurama to break free and commanded him to attack the village 12 years ago".
Madara begins to give a reassuring smile "Now Naruto-Kun, I told you about the Uchiha massacre right"
"Yes you did Madara-jiji"
"Well then, whoever this Uchiha is he must have died then".
As Naruto leaves the room Madara begins to call out "Black Zetsu"
"Honorable Madara, what do you need"
"When the Kyuubi broke free 12 years ago, a man claiming to be me freed it and controlled it, I want you to search for him"
"Yes, Honorable Madara
*flash forward brought to you by Mito hitting them both over the head*
"So thats what happened"
Hiruzen begins to ask a few more questions and then they all leave. As Naruto begins to head back to his apartment Kakashi steps out of the shadows "Hey Naruto, I need to as you something"
Naruto replied cheerfully "Sure Kakashi-sensei", while keeping his guard up incase something happens.
'"Why did you tell me, the Hokage has always been nice to you and Iruka helped you out yesterday but why me"
"Well, from what I've seen you seem like a trustworthy person. And besides, if otousan could trust you so can I. Hmm, thinking about it being otousan's apprentice, and him being your father figure I guess that would make you Kakashi-niisan"
Kakashi begins to lightly laugh "Oh, you left early but tomorrow will be a break. See you soon otouto"
Special Deleted Scene
Naruto then removes the Chakra chains from Kakashi, and he begins to speak up "Well congratulations, you three made it"
Suddenly Rock Lee, and a man that looks like an older version of Lee jump out of nowhere.
Lee begins to speak "YOSH, MY ETERNAL RIVAL IS NOW A GENIN. YOU PROMISED THAT WE WILL HAVE AN ETERNAL CHALLENGE"
As Kakashi begins to laugh at what Naruto gotten into, he begins to smirk and say "Well Lee I have the perfect idea. We will start by seeing who's fires of youth burn stronger"
"YOSH, THAT IS AN AMAZING FIRST CHALLENGE, BUT HOW WOULD WE DO THIS, NARUTO MY RIVAL"
"Oh well it's simple, we should learn from the pros. We'll have our senseis compete in a youthful challenge"
As the older man, who was now identified as Maito Gai "Yes, this is a brilliant challenge. Lee you truly have found a youthful rival. If I am wrong I will complete our next mission doing a handstand the whole time
Meanwhile Kakashi begins to think "He's good, too good"
A/N: And they made it. Like last time have any questions ask
Ranks: Low-high genin, low-high chunin, low-high jonin, low-high kage, low-high bijuu, above bijuu
Skills: Kakashi Hatake
Ninjutsu: High jonin
Medical Ninjutsu: High Chunin
Chakra Levels: Jonin
Chakra Control: Jonin
Genjutsu: Jonin
Taijutsu: High Jonin
Shurikenjutsu: High Jonin
Kenjutsu: Jonin
Bukijutsu: Low Jonin
Fuinjutsu: Low Jonin
Juinjutsu: Non-existent
Senjutsu: Non-existent
Overall: Jonin