I DON'T OWN NARUTO. THAT'S IT

A few months have passed since Team 7 went on that mission to the Land of Waves. A few more missions went past, mainly D's and C's, but they also had a few B's after some pleading. But now it is an important time for genin everywhere, the Chunin Selection Exams.

As Kakashi and Naruto walk into the Hokage tower, bringing the report from their latest mission, stop a gang of criminals that stole an important golden statue that belonged to a sister of a daimyo. As they walk into the Hokage's room with Naruto shooting glares back at everyone they see Asuma and Shikamaru, Kurenai and Hinata and Gai and Lee.

Hiruzen then begins to speak "Now you three are here and Gai for some reason I would like to inform you that your three genin teams are eligible for the genin exam this year"

Asuma is the first to speak "My team whole team's going to make chunin"

Kurenai then speaks up "You want to make that a bet"

It is then for Kakashi's turn to speak "I'll be willing to take part in this bet"

Then finally Gai speaks "ONCE MORE MY TEAM WILL TAKE THE EXAM, AND WE WILL WIN THIS".

Lee then speaks as well "GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

"GAI SENSEI"

"LEE"

Kakashi and Naruto begin to sigh at their eternal rivals.

As one by one the teams begin to leave, Kakashi and Naruto catch up with Sasuke and Sakura.

Sakura then complains "Kakashi-Sensei, Naru-Baka what took you two so long".

Kakashi then responds "Well, I've got good news, in a month we are holding the chunin exam and Lord Hokage has given us permission to enter".

At this Sasuke grunts "Why bother holding an exam, all other genin are to weak, I'll clearly be the one who passes".

Sakura begins to fawn over Sasuke, saying things like "Sasuke-kun is so cool", "Sasuke-kun is the greatest" and "No other ninjas stand a chance".

Kakashi then turns to Sakura and speaks "Well with otouto telling me he decided to take the test and Sasuke has decided right now, would you like to take the test. It doesn't affect Naruto and Sasuke's chance of passing so it's up to you".

Sakura then begins to think for a while before responding "I'll like to take the test Kakashi-sensei".

"Ok then, I'll just need you to fill out these forms so I can give them to the Hokage". As our three genin teams begin to fill out the forms Kakashi speaks again "Now instead of going on a mission we will be doing team training"

"Hey niisan, do you mind if I do some independant training over the next month"

"That will be fine otouto, just come to team training twice a week"

Naruto nods, going to leave before turning back and speaking "I'm going to see Hokage oji-san now, I can deliver the forms"

Kakashi turns to Naruto, throwing him the papers

Naruto continues to run towards the Hokage tower, eventually reaching it. As Naruto walks, he sees Gai and Lee, still talking "GAI SENSEI" "LEE" "GAI SENSEI" "LEE".

Naruto begins to think "How long are they going to do this", before heading into the Hokage's room.

As he walks in the Hokage begins to smile "Naruto, what a pleasure to see you again, what do you need".

"Well first I have the Chunin Exam paperworks"

"Who knew Kakashi could be fast at something". Hiruzen says, letting of a small chuckle

Naruto, also laughing continues to speak "Secondly, I would like a two month warrant to leave the village for some training".

"Well genin's usually aren't allowed to leave alone, but since you are ...unique for lack of a better word, I will allow it.".

As Naruto heads off, he has once last place to go, the shinobi apartments. As Naruto enters to talk to the receptionist, the same one he encountered on his first day in the apartments, he begins to speak "You don't like me, I don't like you. I'm leaving for the next two months here's my payment", before walking of.

The receptionist begins to smile thinking "If the kids gone we can ruin his apartment and nobody will know"

As Naruto enters his room, using his Kamui to store all of his belongings, locking his door and heading off to leave. As he left through the gates, going out of sight uses the Hiraishin to get make his way to Madara's base. Naruto begins to walk through the halls, thinking "It's been a while since I been here". Naruto proceeds to go to a small library Madara built, containing a wide range of information, the main section being a collection of every jutsu recorded by Madara. Naruto then goes to the Kekkei Genkai section, grabbing a Jinton scroll.

Naruto begins to think "Why didn't I think of checking if Madara-jiji had anything on the Jinton scroll"

"You don't know how many answers I have for this"

"I'm also wondering why making a deal with you was a good idea in the first place".

"You know you love me kit. Just not as much as the Hyuga"

"God damn fox, why I let you have a nice cage confuses me"

The month went past quickly, Naruto spent most of his time doing training he based on Madara's old schedules. Naruto looked the same except his hair was now a mirror image of Madara's. Naruto would use the Hiraishin to get back into his apartment so he could make his training exercises with Kakashi and the rest of Team 7.

Then finally the day came, well it was three days before the exam but Naruto decided to get back early as he had two days of extra long Kakashi training sessions. After receiving all his belongings from the Kamui dimension, he decided to get some Ichiraku ramen, until he saw an interesting sight. Sasuke and Sakura, who he assumed were finishing training had an encounter with Konohamaru and his two friends, Moegi and Udon.

Konohamaru begins to speak up "As the grandson of the Third Hokage I demand you tell us where big brother Naruto is".

Sakura responds "For the last time, we don't know where he went. All we know is he left somewhere and comes back for our team exercises. He'll be back soon so be patient. Besides, why do you want a loser like Naru-Baka when you can have a real shinobi like Sasuke-Kun"

Konohamaru laughs "I've snuck some glances at your mission statements, big brother does all the work while you two weaklings sit back and relax"

"WHY YOU KID"

Konohamaru runs away, with his friends following him until he bumps into a man in a black jumpsuit that has a Suna hitai-ate stitched in. Next to him is a blonde woman with four pigtails, wearing a lavender off-the-shoulders garment and a folded fan on her back. The man proceeds to pick Konohamaru up by his scarf and speaking "Hey kid, why did you bump into me"

Konohamaru responds "You should've moved, do you know who I am"

"No and I really don't care"

Moegi and Udon begins pelting pebbles at the man.

He begins to speak again "HEY KIDS, YOU WANT TROUBLE. LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND".

As Sakura and Sasuke run into position, going after the man the woman begins to pick up her fan, gives a large gust of wind forcing them to hold in position.

Then a kunai flies, hitting the man on the hitai-ate which in the shock makes him drop Konohamaru.

"WHO HIT ME, COME OUT SHOW YOURSELF".

Then Naruto proceeds to walk, looking at the man.

Konohamaru then looks at him joyfully. "I knew I could trust on you big brother Naruto, unlike those lazy teammates of yours". Earning him two deadly stares.

As the man walks forward, the woman grabs him by the shoulder. The man speaks "What the hell Temari, I can take him".

Temari responds, "You don't recognise him Kankuro. That's Naruto Uzumaki, The Hidden Leaf's Genin Assassin".

Kankuro looks at her cluelessly.

Temari begins to sigh, flipping through a bingo book in her pocket.

Uzumaki Naruto, 'The Hidden Leaf's Genin Assassin'

Ninjutsu: Use of black flames, advanced doton jutsu and Hiraishin

Kenjutsu: Unknown exactly but has some level skill.

All other stats: Unknown

Estimated Strength: Jonin

Rank: Genin

Captured S-Rank nuke-nin from Amegakure Aoi Rokusho who had the Raijin no Ken with seemingly no injures.

Wanted for 1,000,000 ryo alive in Sunagakure

"You didn't read the new draft of the bingo book we got."

"Please Temari, I can take him. There's no way he could actually do what the bingo book says".

As Kankuro proceeds to advance, sand begins to rise from the ground, forming a small wall around the two sides, as a red haired boy with blue eyes, the kanji for love on his forehead and a gourd on his back.

With this Kankuro's and Temari's eyes widen in fear, stepping back. As the boy steps up, he looks over at Naruto, before turning to Kankuro and Temari "Stop this Kakuro or else I will kill you"

Kakuro, horrified tries to speak "G-gaara, t-these kids insulted m-me".

Gaara then looks at him, releasing a wave of Killing Intent

As everyone else is frozen from the Killing Intent, Naruto walks up "So Ichi, looks like you're competing in this exam"

Gaara then smiles psychopathically, and speaks "Kyuu, long time no see. Mother has always wanted you dead"

Suddenly, two more people come rushing over, a dark skinned man with a blonde goatee, a blue seal on his right shoulder and seven swords on his back and a blonde woman with no notable features and a chain of blue beads running along her left arm. Both wore a Hitai-ate belonging to Kumo".

As the dark skinned man begins to make a drumroll.

Naruto looks at the woman, and begins to speak "He's doing the intro, isn't he Ni".

She nods and replies "For the umteenth time since we left Kumo, Kyuu".

The man then begins to strike a pose, and speaks "I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, I'm am Kumo's own legendary shinobi Killer B"

Naruto only looks at him "Really Hachi, you're going to do this every time".

Killer B then looks at him "If you think this ain't cool then ya gonna get schooled, fool ya fool". (A/N: I'm not good with rap)

Everyone looks at him strangely, before moving away.

Killer B looks at them, before looking at the girl "Yugito, you leaving to, I thought you were part of my crew".

Naruto then puts his hand on Yugito shoulder, looking at her sympathetically.

As this goes on girl with mint green hair and a Takigakure Hitai-ate on her right arm around two years younger than Team 7, runs up and hugs Naruto, yelling out "Kyuu-niisan, it's so good to see you again"

Naruto then smiles at her "I'm guessing your taking the exam Nana-imouto"

The girl begins to smile "Yep, and I'm gonna win"

"Better hope you don't get have to fight me imouto"

"Kyuu-niisan, you'd go easy on me"

Konohamaru then glares at her, and speaks "Hey what are you doing with big brother Naruto"

She then looks at him "The better question is what were you doing with Kyuu-niisan".

"Do you know who I am, the Sandaime Hokage's grandson Hiruzen Sarutobi"

"Well I'm Fuu, Taki's strongest genin".

Naruto then looks at them, thinking "Oh God, I might have created the fiercest rivalry since Hashirama and Madara-jiij"

Once more someone comes in, however this time it's a familiar face, Kakashi. He looks at them "Maa, you're back otouto. I should've expected you'd drag a big crowd".

Then Fuu runs up to Kakashi "You're Kakashi aren't you. Kyuu-niisan told me all about you and your missions. I have so many questions".

Naruto then begins to speak "Sorry everyone, I have to go. I have something else to do. Oh and can you keep this meeting secret, I need to surprise someone".

Kakashi then chuckles before whispering to Naruto "I'll make sure they don't tell Hinata".

Naruto then runs off, before stopping at a store. "Hmm, this is a flower store"

"You know they're not going to let you in right"

"Don't worry Kurama, I'll use my special bargaining skills"

"You mean your henge and large supply of Ryo"

"Guess you got me there". As Naruto, looks in he sees that nobody is around. He takes this chance to go in normally, looking at flowers.

As a girl made her way through the back, getting some new seed packets only realise someone came in. As she looks over she thinks black jumpsuit, blonde hair, the number nine. "Naruto?"

Naruto looks over, to see none other than Ino Yamanaka of Team 10. "Oh Ino, you work here"

"This is my family's stores. What are you looking for".

"I'm looking for something for a certain someone". Naruto says, trying to be vague

"Well these are the white lily also know as lilium candidum or Madonna lily. These are Hinata's favourite flowers"

Naruto begins to think "Is there anyone in Konoha that doesn't know". Naruto begins to smile "So how much are there", Naruto says as he picks out a bouquet he thinks look nice.

"Wow, you have an eye for flowers. As Ino begins to talk about them she gets to the price "They're about ,250 ryo".

Naruto then begins to pull out his wallet, placing the ryo and grabbing the bundle. As he begins to leave an Anbu appears .

"Naruto Uzumaki, you are required by Ibiki Morino of the Torture and Interrogation division. If you resist to come I am allowed to bring you forcefully".

Naruto only nods, as he makes his way. Once he gets here a man with two scars over his face walks up.

He begins to speak "You're Uzumaki, I don't know what Hokage-san sees in you but follow me kid. I'm Ibiki Morino, I need your help with Aoi Rokusho, we can't get any information".

As Naruto walks up, he looks at Aoi, unconscious. He then begins to channel chakra into him, as this happens a curse mark appears on his hand.

Naruto then begins to speak "The curse mark by Orochimaru is blocking him from disclosing information. It can be easily deactivated but it will take time for the effects to be removed as the seal leaves a mental implant". Naruto then uses puts his hand on the seal "Burēka Fūin (Breaker Seal)". A seal then appears, engulfing the curse mark before they both disappear.

Ibiki looks at him in shock as he thinks "This kid has the skills to be a stronger Fūinjutsu user then Jiraiya one day". He then begins to speak "Hey kid, how did Rokusho hide the seal"

Naruto then begins to speak "Since Bukijutsu is a small and dying jutsu type not many people know but if you cut of all chakra to the seal it puts it in a dormant state". "Quick question, you wouldn't happen to know anyone other than Hokage-ojisan and the Sannin that would know alot about Orochimaru"

"The only person in this village who fits the criteria is Anko Mitarashi. You would probably find her at a dango shop but be careful kid, she is rather …. strange".

As Naruto runs off, Ibiki turns to the Anbu and speaks "The kid's interesting Hayate"

Hayate then responds "Yes, I wonder how he'll go on this years Chunin Exams"

"Well we're both proctors we, well at least I will get to see what he's like"

As Naruto checks the biggest dango shop he sees a woman at a table, and next her is someone who appears to be the manager shouting "Get Miss Mitarashi some more dango".

As Anko goes to check her wallet, she sees it's empty. However as she begins to tell the manager a blonde kid throws some ryo at him and speaks "I'll pay for her, oh and get me one as well". The kid then proceeds to sit at her table"

"Thanks for the money gaki"

"No problem, now what do you know about Orochimaru"

Anko then glares at him seriously, pulling out a kunai and lunging at him "Why do you what to know about him"

Naruto laughs "Calm down, I just want to talk". After 5 minutes of coeursion, 20 minutes of more dango and 25 minutes of Anko drinking sake and before they go their separate ways Anko grabs him by the wrist, and speaks "Hey gaki, I gave you the info, now what you gonna give me"

Naruto then suddenly channels chakra through her, before speaking "This is going to be hard".

Anko suddenly felt strange, like some evil presence has banished from her body. She then looks at Naruto shocked "Gaki what did you do".

Naruto looks at her "Well I did a bit of background research, and I read Orochimaru placed a cursed seal on you. While my original plan was to remove it, this seal is more complex and needs analysing so I placed a limiter seal around it". (Explanation: The seal is dormant so it can't be activate [Sub Explanation: No-one knew about how seals become dormant. They believed Anko's lack of will was the reason, not that the seals could naturally become dormant] however it still leaves an effect on the wielder)

Anko looks at Naruto with a rather unusual emotion for her, happiness and begins to speak "Gaki, thank y-". She then faints out of drunkness.

Naruto then goes to check her wallet, seeing she has a key for the Kunoichi apartments, on the other side of the Shinobi apartments. Naruto then begins to haul Anko over to the entrance, the receptionist once more glaring at him, and him back at her. As she sees Anko her eyes widen and sparkle with joy as she thinks "Finally, I can get rid of the Kyuubi brat".

However before she has a chance to accuse Naruto, Team 8's sensei Kurenai Yuhi comes running over to Naruto as speak begins to speak "Naruto-kun, Anko didn't cause you trouble did she".

As Naruto shakes his head, signifying no, Kurenai picks up Anko, before shaking her awake.

As Anko gets up, she looks at her "Kurenai, what happened"

Kurenai then drags her off, speaking "You got drunk again. You're lucky we're friends otherwise who knows what would have happened to you"

Naruto begins to chuckle, thinking "That's a new side of Kurenai I haven't seen. She is so different, like a beast coming from a flower", Naruto then panics and thinks "Oh Kami, the flowers"

"Calm down kit, the Yamanaka said they have been bred to last a few days after they are first plucked"

Naruto then rushes over to the Hyuga clan house, then to the main family area, then to the clan chief's residence knocking on the door. As the door opens a middle aged man with long black hair, a robe and white eyes.

The man begins to speak "What do you want kid"

Naruto, looking at the man, trying to be polite "You wouldn't happen to be Hinata's father would you".

"Yes I'm her father Hiashi, I'm guessing you're looking for Hinata, she left to do some training with her team and hasn't returned yet".

Naruto thinks "I guess I can see her tomorrow". He then begins to speak "Sir, could you give these to her and this note". Naruto then hastily writes a note.

Hiashi grunts, before grabbing the flowers and closing the door. As he walks down he begins to read the note, to check if it's something bad. As he reads it he sees the words "Keep up the work to being a great shinobi, I know you can do it. From Naruto Uzumaki". With this Hiashi begins to smile, and thinks "It's nice to know she has people who care for her, why did those cursed elders make me disinherit her".

Around 10 minutes later, Hinata returns to her room, to find the bundle of flowers and the note. As she reads it she begins to furiously blush, thinking "N-naruto-kun d-did t-this f-for me", before letting of a small cheer of excitement.

Meanwhile Naruto decided to go to Ichiraku before he went home, not having much except a few dango from his talk with Anko. Teuchi and Ayame greet him with a friendly smile and a joke that him being missing nearly drove them bankrupt.

Naruto then rushed home and head two regular days and another date with Hinata, where they just went to Ichiraku and talked.

Then the day finally came, the long awaited Chunin Exams.

Ranks: Low-high genin, low-high chunin, low-high jonin, low-high kage, low-high bijuu, above bijuu

Skills: Kiba Inuzuka

Ninjutsu: High genin

Medical Ninjutsu: Non-existent

Chakra Control: Low genin

Genjutsu: Non-existent

Taijutsu: High genin

Shurikenjutsu: Genin

Kenjutsu: Non-existent

Bukijutsu: Low genin

Fuinjutsu: Non-existent

Juinjutsu: Non-existent

Senjutsu: Non-existent

Overall: Genin