Deadpool
Intro Motion
Entrance 1: Deadpool is crouching down close to the ground while reading a manga of himself which he lives, then he notices the opponent is coming and turns around. After the opponent talk, Deadpool threw the manga away smirking under his mask.
Entrance 2: Deadpool teleports onto the battlefield striking his own funny pose like he's about to perform a Shoryuken. After the opponent talk, Deadpool stands up with his fist up like a slow uppercut.
Intro
Mirror Match, 1st:
Deadpool: Hey there, handsome.
Deadpool: Right back at ya.
Deadpool: Let's make this party we'll never forget!
2nd:
Deadpool: Did you see the Marvel anime?
Deadpool: I totally became all Zen and stuff.
Deadpool: It was super creepy.
3rd:
Deadpool: What do we have here?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Deadpool: Best quote line ever!
4th:
Deadpool: Still no new Marvel animated movies.
Deadpool: I hate it. When is it gonna be our time?
Deadpool: Just have faith, Marvel hasn't given up on us.
Adam Taurus, 1st:
Adam: You're even more annoying.
Deadpool: It's part of my charm.
Adam: Pathetic human, die!
2nd:
Adam: You deserve death.
Deadpool: I know, she's my girlfriend.
Adam: That's just weird.
3rd:
Deadpool: You got own by Bumblebee.
Adam: What?
Deadpool: Yang and Blake's couple name.
4th:
Deadpool: Wow, ShadowJoestar really got you the right girl.
Adam: What nonsense are you talking about?
Deadpool: You and Cheetah, you two actually work well.
Adora, 1st:
Adora: I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Adora: Now I want to slice you up.
2nd:
Adora: You do know we're the good guys.
Deadpool: Yeah, that's why I did that entrance.
Adora: And destroyed two cars with that.
3rd:
Deadpool: I think the old you looked better.
Adora: The old me?
Deadpool: 1980s, sexier body too.
4th:
Deadpool: How come we haven't seen He-Man?
Adora: What kind of name is He-Man?
Deadpool: One who's by the Power of Grayskull!
Akuma, 1st:
Akuma: What mockery is this?
Deadpool: I can do a Shoryuken too!
Akuma: You're disgracing the battle.
2nd:
Akuma: You wear the color red.
Deadpool: So bad guys don't see me bleed.
Akuma: But your bones will be shown.
3rd:
Deadpool: Say goodbye to the red hair.
Akuma: Why's that?
Deadpool: Street Fighter 6 made you white.
4th:
Deadpool: Don't go blue on me.
Akuma: I will not waste Oni on you.
Deadpool: Okay, now I'm a little upset.
Aquaman, 1st:
Aquaman: You're an assassin?
Deadpool: The Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!
Aquaman: I'm not sure what to make of this.
2nd:
Aquaman: Say that again.
Deadpool: You're fucking up your parents' memories.
Aquaman: How would you know them?
3rd:
Deadpool: Let's go fishing together.
Aquaman: I rather cast you out.
Deadpool: But I already got the bait.
4th:
Deadpool: Ahoy, Fishy Man King.
Aquaman: Do not mock me with formality!
Deadpool: Then it's cutting time.
Asura, 1st:
Asura: Quit bothering me.
Deadpool: But I wanna take a selfie of your giant form.
Asura: Leave or I'll make you leave.
2nd:
Asura: You've done it now.
Deadpool: I was only playing with Rana.
Asura: You almost made him shoot me.
3rd:
Deadpool: Oh yeah, a great Capcom character.
Asura: What the Hell is a Capcom?
Deadpool: The company that owns your existence.
4th:
Deadpool: Which is gonna come first.
Asura: My fist to your mouth of stomach?
Deadpool: No, your sequel or Marvel vs Capcom 4?
Atom, 1st:
Atom: It's like I'm talking to a cartoon character.
Deadpool: I'm also in comics, movies, and shit other stuff.
Atom: Talk about achieving so much.
2nd:
Atom: Fighting is easier if you know physics.
Deadpool: Like pulling an elephant out of nowhere?
Atom: What? No! Wait, can you?
3rd:
Deadpool: Big things come in small packages.
Atom: Those words fit me the best.
Deadpool: Until you get step on.
4th:
Deadpool: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get the popcorn!
Atom: For what?
Deadpool: The Death Battle of you vs Antman!
Atrocitus, 1st:
Atrocitus: You wear red, yet you have no ring.
Deadpool: That would add too much red.
Atrocitus: Then I will take it away from your flesh.
2nd:
Atrocitus: You are asking for death.
Deadpool: Every day, but I can't die.
Atrocitus: We will see.
3rd:
Deadpool: Look, it's the red bull!
Atrocitus: Do not mock my rage.
Deadpool: Rage? I just wanted a drink.
4th:
Deadpool: Buddy Red, let's hang out!
Atrocitus: I sense your rage, Clown.
Deadpool: Maybe because I didn't get any chimichanga.
Auriana, 1st:
Auriana: Whoa, who are you?
Deadpool: A fan who wants a bloody autograph.
Auriana: Can't I just do the normal one?
2nd:
Auriana: Oh, you went through a lot.
Deadpool: I did, but I'm living the dream.
Auriana: I can sing a song for you.
3rd:
Deadpool: Lolirock is coming back!
Auriana: Coming back for what?
Deadpool: Coming back for a third season!
4th:
Deadpool: You need better agents.
Auriana: My agents are fine.
Deadpool: But you don't have any merchants, like, at all.
Bane, 1st:
Bane: Are you for hire kill?
Deadpool: I only hurt the bad ones like you.
Bane: Such a waste of a man.
2nd:
Bane: I'll rip that mask off.
Deadpool: Do it and you will lose your lunch.
Bane: I'll have my fill later.
3rd:
Deadpool: World's first baby jailer.
Bane: I was a gifted child.
Deadpool: Gifted at being crazy.
4th:
Deadpool: Big muscles means very dumb.
Bane: I am smarter than you think.
Deadpool: Then why are you about to lose to me?
Batman, 1st:
Batman: Come quietly. You won't get hurt.
Deadpool: You'll never take me alive!
Batman: I will because you can be taken in pieces.
2nd:
Batman: Enough of your games, Wade.
Deadpool: I thought we were having game night.
Batman: It's always serious around here.
3rd:
Deadpool: THE Batman! How cool is that!
Batman: So, you know everything about me?
Deadpool: Almost 80 years of comics and other media shit of you!
4th:
Deadpool: How good is Deathstroke?
Batman: Why interested in him?
Deadpool: To beat him again like in Death Battle.
Bizarro, 1st:
Bizarro: Are you Bizarro's new friend?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Bizarro: But it is Christmas?
2nd:
Bizarro: Bizarro getting hungry.
Deadpool: Let's go get chimichanga, my treat.
Bizarro: Bizarro will hate good food!
3rd:
Deadpool: Talk about ugly face warning.
Bizarro: Me am handsomest man around.
Deadpool: Join the Ugly Face club, buddy.
4th:
Deadpool: Hey Bizarro, guess what?
Bizarro: Bizarro no like guessing.
Deadpool: We're getting you a Deadpool Bizarro!
Black Adam, 1st:
Black Adam: Go terrorize your own Earth!
Deadpool: But I'm the favorite superhero.
Black Adam: More like an annoying fly.
2nd:
Black Adam: A fool dares to attack me?
Deadpool: A handsome red fool.
Black Adam: How about a dead fool?
3rd:
Deadpool: Have you met Raiden?
Black Adam: The bamboo hat warrior? Yes.
Deadpool: I like him better than you.
4th:
Deadpool: I thought you'd be bald.
Black Adam: I let my hair grow back.
Deadpool: Dwayne Johnson can do you better.
Black Canary, 1st:
Black Canary: No, you're not giving my son a gun.
Deadpool: But it's for his cowboy costume.
Black Canary: Don't make me say it louder.
2nd:
Black Canary: Pull yourself together, Deadpool.
Deadpool: I am together, in random things.
Black Canary: Maybe I'll knock you back together.
3rd:
Deadpool: You are one tough momma.
Black Canary: One with a loud scream.
Deadpool: Like how you beat Sindel.
4th:
Deadpool: DC keeps making you foxy.
Black Canary: Who?
Deadpool: The company that owns your existence.
Black Lightning, 1st:
Black Lightning: Huh, what do you want?
Deadpool: Shock therapy, the fun version.
Black Lightning: I'm gonna back away now.
2nd:
Black Lightning: Are you insane?
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm insane! What makes you think I was sane?
Black Lightning: Nothing, nothing at all.
3rd:
Deadpool: Papa Bear Lightning in the house!
Black Lightning: No need to make it dramatic.
Deadpool: Someone gotta support the secondary character.
4th:
Deadpool: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get the popcorn!
Black Lightning: Are we watching a moive?
Deadpool: Yeah, but you might not like it.
Black Manta, 1st:
Black Manta: Another meta-human freak.
Deadpool: The one and only, Deadpool!
Black Manta: You'll be dead in a pool.
2nd:
Black Manta: Didn't I blasted your head?
Deadpool: My Healing Factor is so OP.
Black Manta: Maybe I just need to blast all of you.
3rd:
Deadpool: Let's go fishing together.
Black Manta: I'd rather kill Aquaman.
Deadpool: We can try getting his seahorse.
4th:
Deadpool: Sorry bro, but fish man is not in the mood.
Black Manta: I'll cheer up when Aquaman dies.
Deadpool: No way! He's gone through too much to be actually cool!
Blue Beetle, 1st:
Blue Beetle: Batman says you need training.
Deadpool: But I'm already the Master of Kicking Ass.
Blue Beetle: He means mental training.
2nd:
Blue Beetle: Shut up, there's no way.
Deadpool: I can indeed come back from a puddle.
Blue Beetle: But how would that even work?
3rd:
Deadpool: Excited hero stuff, kid?
Blue Beetle: Very excited.
Deadpool: You look better than the movie you.
4th:
Deadpool: You should meet the "Brave and the Bold" you.
Blue Beetle: The what me?
Deadpool: Both of you would totally freak.
Brainiac, 1st:
Brainiac: You are a threat to my collection.
Deadpool: Now you'll get the entire Deadpool merch collection!
Brainiac: I'd rather destroy them all.
2nd:
Brainiac: What abomination are you?
Deadpool: The Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!
Brainiac: I will silence your tone.
3rd:
Deadpool: Wait, weren't you a teenager?
Brainiac: I do not age as most species do.
Deadpool: I'll have to ask Brainiac 5.
4th:
Deadpool: Oh, hey there Brainy Buddy.
Brainiac: What have you done with my ship?
Deadpool: Just got it ready to become the fireworks.
Captain Cold, 1st:
Captain Cold: Damn, you're one insane guy.
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm insane! What makes you think I was sane?
Captain Cold: Something tells me I should walk away.
2nd:
Captain Cold: I don't need a new name.
Deadpool: But "Captain Cold" sounds too old.
Captain Cold: Got a soft spot for the classics.
3rd:
Deadpool: Oh goody, Christmas is here!
Captain Cold: And I'm the Jack Frost who'll freeze you.
Deadpool: Someone's on Santa's Naughty List.
4th:
Deadpool: Get your guns ready.
Captain Cold: Mine is ready to freeze.
Deadpool: Oh, good ice line.
Carmen Sandiego, 1st:
Carmen: You cross the line way too many.
Deadpool: I actually broke the line.
Carmen: Not helping your case here.
2nd:
Carmen: I'm not doing it.
Deadpool: Come on, it's your theme song.
Carmen: But you want to take over.
3rd:
Deadpool: Rocking the color red.
Carmen: Thanks, you too.
Deadpool: Let see if your blood can still be seen.
4th:
Deadpool: Buddy Red, let's hang out!
Carmen: I'm in the middle of work.
Deadpool: Like making kittens with your kitty boy?
Catra, 1st:
Catra: Back off, red freak!
Deadpool: I just wanna see your cute angry face.
Catra: I am NOT cute!
2nd:
Catra: Who are you exactly?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Catra: Now, I'm gonna feed you to Melog.
3rd:
Deadpool: The series ending was pretty cool.
Catra: Thanks, if I knew what you were talking about.
Deadpool: But I didn't like Entrapta and Hordak together.
4th:
Deadpool: Come on, we'd make a great team.
Catra: I'm fine with Adora.
Deadpool: So, Jaune is available?
Cattleya, 1st:
Cattleya: Wait, weren't you wounded?
Deadpool: I can heal like awesome!
Cattleya: So, are you immortal?
2nd:
Cattleya: The modern world is more than I could imagine.
Deadpool: And it gets crazier with me here.
Cattleya: Not sure if I can take it.
3rd:
Deadpool: Hello Best Anime Mom!
Cattleya: Huh, do you want something?
Deadpool: Let me feel your jugs.
4th:
Deadpool: You should've won the Queen's Blade.
Cattleya: You really think so?
Deadpool: Then you'll be called the Giant Queen.
Catwoman, 1st:
Catwoman: Bet you can't find my safehouse.
Deadpool: It's on top of an apartment building, six blocks from here.
Catwoman: What the… How do you know?
2nd:
Catwoman: Think you can take me?
Deadpool: I know my way to skin a cat.
Catwoman: Now I'm feline angry.
3rd:
Deadpool: Come on, we'd make a great team.
Catwoman: I do solo on this job.
Deadpool: But Catra won't join me.
4th:
Deadpool: DC really is making you fun.
Catwoman: Like what exactly?
Deadpool: In many kitty ways.
Cheetah, 1st:
Cheetah: What sort of man are you?
Deadpool: The Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!
Cheetah: I will end your life.
2nd:
Cheetah: You're too domesticated.
Deadpool: Hey, I'm house trained.
Cheetah: Not where I'm standing.
3rd:
Deadpool: Yay, my new pet cheetah!
Cheetah: I am nobody's toy!
Deadpool: What about Adam?
4th:
Deadpool: You really screwed yourself over.
Cheetah: I don't need your pity.
Deadpool: I like the G2 DC Superhero Girls better.
Cyborg, 1st:
Cyborg: Stop right there, Deadpool.
Deadpool: What now, Fake-Cable.
Cyborg: You're under arrest for murder and nonsense insults.
2nd:
Cyborg: What do you want?
Deadpool: Got oil for you rust.
Cyborg: I don't rust.
3rd:
Deadpool: Classic hero turned evil twist.
Cyborg: Hey, I'm still the hero.
Deadpool: Tell that to the fans.
4th:
Deadpool: The "Injustice" is upon you.
Cyborg: Think you're real funny.
Deadpool: Be lucky if you get a third game.
Daidouji, 1st:
Daidouji: You wanna see my neck?
Deadpool: To see if you have the Joestar birthmark.
Daidouji: Hey, I'm not Jotaro's sister!
2nd:
Daidouji: Better have a good reason to fight me.
Deadpool: To be punished by a bad girl.
Daidouji: Then you'll get punished.
3rd:
Deadpool: Scary and Sexy in one pack!
Daidouji: Only Joker can call me all that.
Deadpool: The clown of the thief?
4th:
Deadpool: Senran Kagura needs to get new materials.
Daidouji: Like what exactly?
Deadpool: Maybe at least a new young male character.
Darkseid, 1st:
Darkseid: My Parademons will arrive soon.
Deadpool: Oh, are we gonna party?
Darkseid: The party is consuming your fear.
2nd:
Darkseid: Silence that mouth of yours.
Deadpool: Others have tried and fail.
Darkseid: I will succeed in what they cannot.
3rd:
Deadpool: Have you thought about my game?
Darkseid: You speak as if we met before.
Deadpool: Yeah, your Death Battle with Thanos.
4th:
Deadpool: Time to rumble with the main man!
Darkseid: Let my Parademons deal with this.
Deadpool: They'll be Para-sushi soon.
Deadshot, 1st:
Deadshot: Deathstroke?
Deadpool: Nope, but a better one!
Deadshot: Not gonna be stopped by sone copycat.
2nd:
Deadshot: Don't you ever die?
Deadpool: Dozens of times then came back.
Deadshot: I'm gonna need some special bullets.
3rd:
Deadpool: Get your guns ready.
Deadshot: Take your shot. Make it count.
Deadpool: I always take my shot fun.
4th:
Deadpool: I defeated Deathstroke. What chance do you have?
Deadshot: I got guns and a lot of bullets.
Deadpool: I dare you to make me into cheese.
Doctor Fate, 1st:
Doctor Fate: Chaos follows in your wake.
Deadpool: I'm a magnet for fun!
Doctor Fate: A magnet that must be destroyed.
2nd:
Doctor Fate: Why have you come here, Wade Wilson?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Doctor Fate: You will become a ghost soon enough.
3rd:
Deadpool: Hey Doc, my lungs feel funny.
Doctor: I'm not that kind of doctor.
Deadpool: You're under arrest for impersonating a doctor!
4th:
Deadpool: Your next guy will be hilarious.
Doctor Fate: What do you mean?
Deadpool: Check out the New 52.
Donatello, 1st:
Donatello: How are you engineering a win?
Deadpool: Like shooting happy bullets.
Donatello: They'll be sad bullets.
2nd:
Donatello: I hope to analyze your regeneration.
Deadpool: Boo! No boring science stuff.
Donatello: It won't take long.
3rd:
Deadpool: I want to visit the Turtleverse!
Donatello: Sorry, Ninja Turtles only.
Deadpool: I'm just as awesome as you guys.
4th:
Deadpool: Let's get shellshock!
Donatello: Hey, that's our thing.
Deadpool: Everyone's saying it.
Enchantress, 1st:
Jun: Should've you call your boss or something?
Deadpool: I am my own awesome boss.
Enchantress: You can't even boss an ant.
2nd:
Jun: I don't care what you do, just get her out of me.
Deadpool: If only I have the Continuity Stone.
Enchantress: How about I turn you to stone?
3rd:
Deadpool: Hope I win a prize.
Enchantress: Eternal torment and damnation await you.
Deadpool: Oh, I already have those.
4th:
Deadpool: Yeah, you're better than the movie.
Enchantress: Your compliment will not save you.
Deadpool: Tell that to my awesomeness!
Firestorm, 1st:
Firestorm: Bet I can burn you to the core.
Deadpool: Been there, cool off from that.
Firestorm: But not from a nuclear flame.
2nd:
Firestorm: Your crazy to fight.
Deadpool: Crazy about beating you.
Firestorm: I'll send you over the rainbow.
3rd:
Deadpool: Excited hero stuff, kid?
Firestorm: Always ready for the big stuff!
Deadpool: Proof of hero, you shall show me.
4th:
Deadpool: I got the fire extinguisher.
Firestorm: I'm too hot for that.
Deadpool: Exactly, you'll burn everything!
Flash, 1st:
Flash: I kinda have dibs on the whole red thing.
Deadpool: But it's so bad guys don't see me bleed.
Flash: That's… one way of wearing the color.
2nd:
Flash: Wait, you time travel too?
Deadpool: Not destroying my earth like you almost did.
Flash: Walked right into that one.
3rd:
Deadpool: Hi there, Red Phantom!
Flash: You know I'm the Flash, right?
Deadpool: But you changed your name in the previous game.
4th:
Deadpool: I'm gonna win this race.
Flash: And how are you gonna do that?
Deadpool: Two words: Scene change.
Gorilla Grodd, 1st:
Gorilla Grodd: You're an abomination.
Deadpool: That name is already taken.
Gorilla Grodd: Then you will be dead!
2nd:
Gorilla Grodd: I can't read your mind.
Deadpool: Because my mind is Fourth Wall crazy!
Gorilla Grodd: So many… random stupid… things…
3rd:
Deadpool: Here, monkey, monkey, monkey.
Gorilla Grodd: I am a king, imbecile!
Deadpool: I thought Sun Wukong was the Monkey King?
4th:
Deadpool: Look, I stole all of your bananas!
Gorilla Grodd: Doing that is a death sentence.
Deadpool: Donkey Kong would be proud.
Green Arrow, 1st:
Green Arrow: Got an arrow with your name on it.
Deadpool: Cool, got a "GA" on a bullet.
Green Arrow: How thoughtful of you.
2nd:
Green Arrow: You're like the opposite of Deathstroke.
Deadpool: And funnier, cooler, and dating Death.
Green Arrow: Yeah, you're cooler than Deathstroke.
3rd:
Deadpool: Need a sidekick, Robinhood?
Green Arrow: From you, no thanks.
Deadpool: But I got my Little John hat.
4th:
Deadpool: DC really is making you fun.
Green Arrow: Fun as in awesome, right?
Deadpool: And a drama high school actor.
Green Lantern, 1st:
Green Lantern: Hands where I can see 'em.
Deadpool: I have the right to remain silent.
Green Lantern: At least you know that.
2nd:
Green Lantern: You're not with the Red Lanterns?
Deadpool: Those chumps couldn't handle me.
Green Lantern: Better make sure.
3rd:
Deadpool: I thought green was envy.
Green Lantern: It's the color of willpower.
Deadpool: No, pretty sure there was another color.
4th:
Deadpool: The cartoon teenage you is funny.
Green Lantern: Now you face the real deal.
Deadpool: I like him better than you.
Grid, 1st:
Grid: I can predict your every move.
Deadpool: For the first five seconds.
Grid: You claim to be unpredictable.
2nd:
Grid: What sort of human are you?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Grid: Engage combat protocol.
3rd:
Deadpool: You look like someone I know.
Grid: I am superior to Victor Stone.
Deadpool: I thought his name was Cyborg.
4th:
Deadpool: Why can't we be friends?
Grid: I am incapable of friendship.
Deadpool: Well, it's the scrapyard for you.
Harley Quinn, 1st:
Harley: Who are you, Not Deathstroke?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Harley: I'll kick you to the present!
2nd:
Harley: Are you ready to play?
Deadpool: My guns are loaded.
Harley: Let's blow some excitement!
3rd:
Deadpool: The circus has come to town!
Harley: And you're the main attraction.
Deadpool: I wanna be shot out of a cannon!
4th:
Deadpool: I'm here for my appointment.
Harley: Dr. Harleen Quinzel, at your service!
Deadpool: Hello, nurse!
Hellboy, 1st:
Hellboy: Fighting you makes sense, pal.
Deadpool: That's what you think.
Hellboy: I think I'm gonna get lunch after this.
2nd:
Hellboy: Almost thought you were a demon.
Deadpool: That would add too much red.
Hellboy: Then I'll just burn you.
3rd:
Deadpool: Have you met Raven yet?
Hellboy: The daughter of Trigon? No.
Deadpool: That would be a cool Death Battle!
4th:
Deadpool: Don't go blue on me.
Hellboy: I don't cry, idiot.
Deadpool: Good thing I packed the onions.
Hulk, 1st:
Hulk: Ugh, not you again…
Deadpool: Hey there, Best Green Friend!
Hulk: Just go away, please.
2nd:
Hulk: You're making me angry.
Deadpool: Classic Hulking.
Hulk: Don't make Hulk into a verb!
3rd:
Deadpool: Team Red-Green!
Hulk: Not happening.
Deadpool: Come on, I got the t-shirts.
4th:
Deadpool: Your blood is green, right?
Hulk: Yeah, it's green like me.
Deadpool: Let see if your blood can still be seen.
Izuku Midoriya, 1st:
Izuku: I am the Hero, Deku.
Deadpool: Nice to meet you, 9th One for All.
Izuku: Wait, you already know that?
2nd:
Izuku: Don't you have to be careful?
Deadpool: Who has time to be careful?
Izuku: I'm just saying you should.
3rd:
Deadpool: Too bad you didn't adopt Eri.
Izuku: What's that supposed to mean?
Deadpool: You would've been a great dad.
4th:
Deadpool: Damn, Asta sure put you down in Death Battle.
Izuku: Who did in a what?
Deadpool: Don't worry, you'll get your wind.
Irene Belserion, 1st:
Irene: Are you the mercury I called for?
Deadpool: At your service.
Irene: Better see what he can give.
2nd:
Irene: You look like something from the reject.
Deadpool: How can you tell with my mask on?
Irene: I have my ways, and I regret it.
3rd:
Deadpool: I wanna become a dragon!
Irene: Are you sure about this?
Deadpool: Dragon Deadpool must happen.
4th:
Deadpool: Dragon Mama on the loose!
Irene: I beg your pardon?
Deadpool: Good thing I'm not a princess.
Jaune Arc, 1st:
Jaune: Okay, you're a weird one.
Deadpool: Not as weird as you being the Rusted Knight.
Jaune: Wait, I'm the what?
2nd:
Jaune: You're insane, you know that?
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm insane! What makes you think I was sane?
Jaune: I felt a lifetime out of me.
3rd:
Deadpool: From cheater to genuine hero.
Jaune: I really have come a long way.
Deadpool: Then you were an old man.
4th:
Deadpool: Good pip talk with Jessica.
Jaune: Who's Jessica.
Deadpool: The girl Green Lantern from that crossover.
Jay Garrick, 1st:
Jay: A hero shouldn't take extreme measures.
Deadpool: I'm taking the fun measures.
Jay: Gun blazing is not fun, young man.
2nd:
Jay: You almost die from cancer.
Deadpool: And now I'm a walking, talking, killing machine.
Jay: I can help you be better.
3rd:
Deadpool: I'm gonna win this race.
Jay: I think I'll give you a run for your money.
Deadpool: Winner pays for dinner!
4th:
Deadpool: Welcome to mid-life crises!
Jay: Hey, I'm not that desperate.
Deadpool: Then why did you come to me?
John Stewart, 1st:
John: Enemy or friend?
Deadpool: To be or not to be, that is the question.
John: I'll just consider you enemy.
2nd:
John: You a hero? No way.
Deadpool: I am a hero! Just ask everyone.
John: I'm thinking you escaped from Belle Reve.
3rd:
Deadpool: I thought green was envy.
John: Life is full of surprises.
Deadpool: Does that mean it's my birthday?!
4th:
Deadpool: Maybe you should've fought Ben 10.
John: Ben 10, who is that?
Deadpool: A kid who found an alien watch.
Joker, 1st:
Joker: And what's your beef?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Joker: I knew I was the clowning Scourge.
2nd:
Joker: I feel like we met before.
Deadpool: Kicked your ass in Superpower Beatdown.
Joker: Now you're just teasing.
3rd:
Deadpool: The star of the show is here!
Joker: I've been waiting for you.
Deadpool: Let's get this Not-Trap show started!
4th:
Deadpool: I can out crazy you anytime.
Joker: I dare you to try.
Deadpool: Prepare to be Deadpool!
Joker (Persona 5), 1st:
Joker (P5): I read your manga.
Deadpool: I'm still waiting for my own anime show.
Joker (P5): Looking forward to seeing it.
2nd:
Joker (P5): What are you here for?
Deadpool: I thought you were coming after me?
Joker (P5): Don't worry, I only go after the criminals.
3rd:
Deadpool: I wanna be a Phantom Thief!
Joker (P5): You need to have a Persona.
Deadpool: I got plenty of those.
4th:
Deadpool: Oh, I got somewhere to be.
Joker (P5): But we only just started.
Deadpool: Okay, I can spare a minute.
Jotaro Kujo, 1st:
Jotaro: Back off, I'm in no mood for this crap.
Deadpool: And that crap is I, Deadpool!
Jotaro: Don't make me punch through your stomach.
2nd:
Jotaro: Aren't you talkative for a mercenary?
Deadpool: It is what makes me the fun one.
Jotaro: More like the annoying one.
3rd:
Deadpool: Look out! There's a ghost standing next to you!
Jotaro: It's just my Stand, idiot.
Deadpool: Don't worry, I'll call the Ghostbusters!
4th:
Deadpool: Let's play "Crazy Slash and Pow"!
Jotaro: You like to make things fun, do you?
Deadpool: Right at the insane level!
Katsuki Bakugo, 1st:
Katsuki: You're a fucking screw loose.
Deadpool: That's what Logan calls me!
Katsuki: I'll screw you face!
2nd:
Katsuki: I'm taking you down, red dead mouth.
Deadpool: Can we get some tacos first?
Katsuki: No break until we're dead!
3rd:
Deadpool: How dare you!
Katsuki: What are you piss about now?
Deadpool: You killed my chimichanga!
4th:
Deadpool: Most fans don't think you deserve redemption.
Katsuki: Don't care, I live my life for myself!
Deadpool: That sounds like redeeming quality to me.
Kenshiro, 1st:
Kenshiro: You are skilled for a complete fool.
Deadpool: This fool is also Hokuto Shinken proof.
Kenshiro: We will see about that.
2nd:
Kenshiro: Feels like I'm looking at a man-child.
Deadpool: I'm appropriate for children entertainment.
Kenshiro: Yet you behave so odd and childish.
3rd:
Deadpool: Wish they bring you back already.
Kenshiro: Bring me back from what?
Deadpool: Into the Age of Reboot!
4th:
Deadpool: "You're already dead"!
Kenshiro: It is you who will be dead.
Deadpool: Sorry, that line is just so cool!
Kimi Aoi, 1st:
Kimi: You DARE to challenge the Great and Sexy Kimi Aoi!
Deadpool: As if you know sexy.
Kimi: Now you have made me mad!
2nd:
Kimi: What can I do you for?
Deadpool: Autograph some DVDs and we're golden.
Kimi: The world will know me in and out of TV.
3rd:
Deadpool: You are one tough momma.
Kimi: As it is always meant to be.
Deadpool: Try facing some competitions.
4th:
Deadpool: I touch your butt!
Kimi: I'm calling Jojo on you!
Deadpool: Worth it!
Laxus Dreyer, 1st:
Laxus: This could be a bad matchup.
Deadpool: Ew, dude! I'm straight.
Laxus: I meant the fight, dumbass.
2nd:
Laxus: You're supposed to be a mercenary?
Deadpool: The Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool!
Laxus: I think you need a silent treatment.
3rd:
Deadpool: Have you met Raiden?
Laxus: Yeah, taught me a few things.
Deadpool: Does that mean you're a Lightning Dragon God?!
4th:
Deadpool: That slicing dragon woman likes you.
Laxus: She's okay, fierce and strong.
Deadpool: And crazy to cut everything up.
Leonardo, 1st:
Leonardo: I met our pal, Brainiac.
Deadpool: Can't believe he pulled me in a DLC pack on my birthday.
Leonardo: But now we can stand against him.
2nd:
Leonardo: Easy Wade, you need to focus.
Deadpool: I am focused. Focus on the crazy.
Leonardo: That's the opposite of focus.
3rd:
Deadpool: Let's get shellshock!
Leonardo: Show me if you can handle it.
Deadpool: I can handle and give some.
4th:
Deadpool: I like the new you better.
Leonardo: What new me?
Deadpool: One who is goofy and screwup showoff.
Leone, 1st:
Leone: I hear you like to party.
Deadpool: And party, I shall!
Leone: Better have some booze too.
2nd:
Leone: Back off, chatty killer.
Deadpool: I just wanna a little hangout.
Leone: My Bell is the only man I'll need.
3rd:
Deadpool: You really screwed yourself over.
Leone: I died without any regrets.
Deadpool: But you didn't kiss Tatsumi.
4th:
Deadpool: I'm need a back scratching help.
Leone: I'll do more than scratch.
Deadpool: Oh, a shoulder massage?
Makoto Nanaya, 1st:
Makoto: Are you a zombie?
Deadpool: That's what my friends ask me.
Makoto: You seem more energetic than a zombie.
2nd:
Makoto: Hey, you're under arrest!
Deadpool: All I did was stop a robbery.
Makoto: You also blew up the bank!
3rd:
Deadpool: I want to cuddle that tail.
Makoto: I dare you to try.
Deadpool: Dare challenge accepted!
4th:
Deadpool: You're number 1 of Blazblue.
Makoto: Well, I don't like to brag, but I am.
Deadpool: But I'm more awesome here.
Makoto Niijima-Queen, 1st:
Makoto (Queen): Are you crazy?!
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm insane! What makes you think I was sane?
Makoto (Queen): I can't think of anything about you?!
2nd:
Makoto (Queen): Start taking this seriously, Deadpool.
Deadpool: Like you with your stealth book style.
Makoto (Queen): I've gotten better since then.
3rd:
Deadpool: Hey, you're not the Ghost Rider.
Makoto (Queen): No, I'm the Phantom Thief Queen.
Deadpool: That explains why your face isn't a flaming skull.
4th:
Deadpool: Yes! Fist of the Phantom Star is happening!
Makoto (Queen): And you'll be the first to feel it.
Deadpool: Ryuji would be so proud if he were here.
Masane Amaha, 1st:
Masane: Ready to rumble, big boy?
Deadpool: Only if you got your dancing shoes.
Masane: How about a blade to your heart?
2nd:
Masane: So, your healing came from Logan.
Deadpool: You could say we're practically brothers.
Masane: He says you're better off a birthday clown.
3rd:
Deadpool: I see you like to go crazy too.
Masane: Only when I need to.
Deadpool: Why hold back when life is a party?
4th:
Deadpool: Did you hear about Logan's daughter?
Masane: Wish I could meet her.
Deadpool: I might be able to help with that.
Michelangelo, 1st:
Michelangelo: Give serious thought to walking away, dude.
Deadpool: Says the turtle who lost to me in Street Fight 6.
Michelangelo: Wait, you're Awesome7Dead1PoolMan4?
2nd:
Michelangelo: Oh yeah, you're funny.
Deadpool: And you're one of a kind.
Michelangelo: The one and only, dude.
3rd:
Deadpool: The star of the show is here!
Michelangelo: Hey, I'm the star here.
Deadpool: Tell that to your new movie.
4th:
Deadpool: I got the chimichangas.
Michelangelo: I got the pizzas.
Deadpool: Time for a chimichanga-pizza party!
Minori Rokujou, 1st:
Minori: What do you want, creep?
Deadpool: Just giving you points for your body and spirit.
Minori: Ew, no way!
2nd:
Minori: Heard you went through some rough times.
Deadpool: But I'm having a blast now.
Minori: I can help vent off some anger.
3rd:
Deadpool: I got the fire extinguisher.
Minori: My spirit is much hotter.
Deadpool: Yet the gag makes you dateless.
4th:
Deadpool: You'll never take me to school!
Minori: You need better education.
Deadpool: I dare you to give me detention.
Monkey D. Luffy, 1st:
Luffy: Huh, who the heck are you?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Luffy: Don't know what that is, but it sounds cool.
2nd:
Luffy: You know everything about me?
Deadpool: Including the awesome truth of your Devil Fruit.
Luffy: Now I really wanna know.
3rd:
Deadpool: Hey, you got a new bounty.
Luffy: Really, how big is it?
Deadpool: I'll show you after I win.
4th:
Deadpool: Man, you guys are going for the final arc.
Luffy: But I'm still adventuring.
Deadpool: You won't like how things are now.
Mr. Freeze, 1st:
Mr. Freeze: How are you still alive?
Deadpool: I can heal from anything.
Mr. Freeze: Even from an uncurable disease?
2nd:
Mr. Freeze: You were foolish to come for me.
Deadpool: I get that a lot.
Mr. Freeze: Now you'll get to be a frozen fool.
3rd:
Deadpool: Oh goody, Christmas is here!
Mr. Freeze: Your corpse will keep fresh on ice.
Deadpool: Do you have enough wrapper?
4th:
Deadpool: Bet I can ice-skate better than you.
Mr. Freeze: Skating will be the last thing you do.
Deadpool: No, I got a whole bucket list.
Poison Ivy, 1st:
Poison Ivy: I make the world a better place.
Deadpool: Like amusement parks and puppies?
Poison Ivy: Observants to the Green.
2nd:
Poison Ivy: Ready to kiss again?
Deadpool: Ready to go green wild!
Poison Ivy: He's just too easy.
3rd:
Deadpool: Are you sure you're not Hulk's sister?
Poison Ivy: Keep asking me that and you're plant food.
Deadpool: Well, you're angry as him.
4th:
Deadpool: The weeds must go.
Poison Ivy: Like you can harm them.
Deadpool: 20 gallons of weedkillers says otherwise.
Power Girl, 1st:
Power Girl: Are you from another other Earth?
Deadpool: One where we're the better heroes.
Power Girl: Nobody talks like that to Power Girl.
2nd:
Power Girl: As if you can fight me.
Deadpool: Tell that to Thanos.
Power Girl: I'll tell you now, you're dead.
3rd:
Deadpool: Scary and Sexy in one pack!
Power Girl: And not interested.
Deadpool: You'll fall for the Deadpool charm.
4th:
Deadpool: I got a kryptonite sword.
Power Girl: Never stop me before.
Deadpool: See if you can keep saying that.
Raiden, 1st:
Raiden: Enough of this joking around.
Deadpool: But I haven't told the joke yet.
Raiden: You're not irritating than Johnny Cage.
2nd:
Raiden: Neither of us are from this realm.
Deadpool: That means new fun time!
Raiden: Focus on what needs to be done.
3rd:
Deadpool: Time for East vs West.
Raiden: A showdown I often hear.
Deadpool: A battle since the beginning of time.
4th:
Deadpool: Papa Bear Lightning in the house!
Raiden: Even Johnny Cage shows more respect.
Deadpool: Bet he'll punch nuts in the new upcoming Mortal Kombat.
Raoh, 1st:
Raoh: Not worthy challenger.
Deadpool: Hey, I'm worthy at birthday parties!
Raoh: Yet you keep on being the fool.
2nd:
Raoh: You have no skills.
Deadpool: I have plenty of skills.
Raoh: And letting them go to waste.
3rd:
Deadpool: "You're already dead"!
Raoh: Take this fight seriously.
Deadpool: You know it's a cool line.
4th:
Deadpool: They say the big brother always wins.
Raoh: What's your point?
Deadpool: How exactly did you lose to the little brother?
Raphael, 1st:
Raphael: How 'bout I boot you to Dimension X?
Deadpool: Then I can hang out with Savage Mikey!
Raphael: I rather not have that.
2nd:
Raphael: Will you shut up already?!
Deadpool: But I have more to tell you about the Rise Raphael.
Raphael: Ain't no shell, that guy is me!
3rd:
Deadpool: Let's get shellshock!
Raphael: You don't have a shell.
Deadpool: I can borrow yours?
4th:
Deadpool: Ah, the turtle with the attitude.
Raphael: You got something to say?
Deadpool: Red clashes with green.
Red Hood, 1st:
Red Hood: I get to kill another Deathstroke.
Deadpool: Hey, I'm WAY better than him.
Red Hood: You'll be dead as him soon.
2nd:
Red Hood: I feel an urge to crush your dreams.
Deadpool: No! Not my chimichangas restaurant?!
Red Hood: Man, what an idiot.
3rd:
Deadpool: Get your guns ready.
Red Hood: Ready for some killing.
Deadpool: Now I feel turn on.
4th:
Deadpool: Heard you swam in a nice pool.
Red Hood: A pool that brings back the dead.
Deadpool: Oh, now I want to take a dip.
Rex, Pyra, and Mythra, 1st:
Mythra: Hey! Back off, freak!
Deadpool: I was just giving you advice.
Mythra: By telling me in a the fucking worse cook!
2nd:
Pyra: Do you enjoy destroying innocent lives?
Deadpool: Hey, hey, I'm a full-time hero. Promise!
Rex: Not sure if I believe you.
3rd:
Deadpool: Two hotties for the price of one, nice.
Rex: H-Hey, don't make it sound so weird.
Deadpool: Too late on that.
4th:
Deadpool: I'm a real good sword fighter.
Rex: Yeah, not handing you, my sword.
Deadpool: Oh, come on!
Reverse Flash, 1st:
Reverse Flash: I know what you deserve.
Deadpool: Oh! Is it my own animated movie?
Reverse Flash: It'll be call "The Death of Deadpool".
2nd:
Reverse Flash: I know how you became like this.
Deadpool: Different versions, all the same.
Reverse Flash: One trip and no Deadpool, ever.
3rd:
Deadpool: I'm gonna win this race.
Reverse Flash: Oh man, you just made me laugh.
Deadpool: Prepare to cry tears of defeat.
4th:
Deadpool: Even Cable doesn't trash history.
Reverse Flash: None can do what I can.
Deadpool: What about Fourth Wall craziness?
Robin, 1st:
Robin: Father thinks you're redeemable.
Deadpool: Same with a metal man I know.
Robin: Both are idiots, just like you.
2nd:
Robin: You think you're a hero?
Deadpool: The coolest hero around.
Robin: More like the biggest joke.
3rd:
Deadpool: Classic hero turned evil twist.
Robin: I'll be twisting your head soon.
Deadpool: I could use a neck massage.
4th:
Deadpool: So, are you the fourth of fifth Robin?
Robin: I'm better than the others combined.
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm going with fourth here.
Rushuna Tendo, 1st:
Rushuna: Open your heart, good sir.
Deadpool: I can rip it out if you want.
Rushuna: No, no, I mean don't do harm.
2nd:
Rushuna: Used for experiments, how awful.
Deadpool: It's more shitty than you think.
Rushuna: You need a hug.
3rd:
Deadpool: Look out, it's the Happy Revy!
Rushuna: Who is Revy?
Deadpool: The complete opposite of you.
4th:
Deadpool: Weren't you hook with that samurai?
Rushuna: No, we were just friends.
Deadpool: The manga says otherwise.
Satsuki Kiryuin, 1st:
Satsuki: Out of my way, pig.
Deadpool: I thought you stop killing people that.
Satsuki: Only to those I deem close.
2nd:
Satsuki: You sought a cure then became a walking dead man.
Deadpool: Thus, the reason of my existences.
Satsuki: Bet those fools are regretting it now.
3rd:
Deadpool: Scary and Sexy in one pack!
Satsuki: Dare to try and you'll be a head.
Deadpool: That takes longer for me to heal.
4th:
Deadpool: Bet I can rock that bikini.
Satsuki: The Kamui is more than you can handle.
Deadpool: Can't be worse than a normal bikini.
Scarecrow, 1st:
Scarecrow: You are useless to my space.
Deadpool: I can make room.
Scarecrow: The move away from me.
2nd:
Scarecrow: You will scream out of fear.
Deadpool: Others have tried and fail.
Scarecrow: But none were me.
3rd:
Deadpool: Ready for the treatment.
Scarecrow: I'm going to enjoy this.
Deadpool: And me with making you crazy.
4th:
Deadpool: You'll be a scarecrow at a farm.
Scarecrow: Not before I hear you scream.
Deadpool: Prepare to be Deadpool!
Shadow the Hedgehog, 1st:
Shadow: I'm the Best of what I do Best.
Deadpool: Hey, that's Wolverine's line!
Shadow: I'm the coolest to use it.
2nd:
Shadow: I've dealt with bounty hunters before.
Deadpool: I'm the Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool!
Shadow: But you'll be something else.
3rd:
Deadpool: Two deaths and one win for you.
Shadow: What do you mean by that?
Deadpool: The Death Battles you went through.
4th:
Deadpool: Look out, it's the Ultimate Edge Lord!
Shadow: You'll be ultimate dead soon.
Deadpool: Still surprise you got in with Harley.
She-Hulk, 1st:
She-Hulk: Hey Wade, glad to see you.
Deadpool: Excited for this fanfic crossover?
She-Hulk: I heard it's gonna be big.
2nd:
She-Hulk: This reminds me of Marvel vs Capcom.
Deadpool: Too bad we weren't in the Infinite one.
She-Hulk: But it wasn't a favorable game.
3rd:
Deadpool: Team Red-Green!
She-Hulk: Oh, like the Christmas colors.
Deadpool: Heroic Christmas!
4th:
Deadpool: Cheers to hoping for Injustice 3.
She-Hulk: I'm more for Street Fighter 6.
Deadpool: Oh, oh, it's gonna be awesome!
Sly Cooper, 1st:
Sly: Back away from the cane.
Deadpool: I just need it to complete my collection.
Sly: Buy a knockoff from the gift shop.
2nd:
Sly: You're one crazy guy.
Deadpool: Crazy about beating you.
Sly: Maybe too much crazy.
3rd:
Deadpool: Oh, I got somewhere to be.
Sly: If you leave what you took.
Deadpool: Nope, these are being delivered.
4th:
Deadpool: Heard you're getting a new game.
Sly: Hope they keep the Cooper charm.
Deadpool: And you two lovebirds get mating.
Starfire, 1st:
Starfire: How do you cope with darkness?
Deadpool: I just smile, laugh, and kill it with bullets.
Starfire: That's… unique to deal with.
2nd:
Starfire: Hello, can I help you?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Starfire: That's not a nice greeting.
3rd:
Deadpool: I can feel your fire.
Starfire: But my hair hasn't touched you yet.
Deadpool: Sweet, innocent, sexy Starfire.
4th:
Deadpool: I got the fire extinguisher.
Starfire: You'll need more than that.
Deadpool: You're right! I'll get CC's gun.
Sub-Zero, 1st:
Sub-Zero: Do not be ruled by your passions.
Deadpool: Shooting and slashing is my passion.
Sub-Zero: A warrior must be focused.
2nd:
Sub-Zero: You are undisciplined and quite a headache.
Deadpool: I get that a lot.
Sub-Zero: You make Johnny Cage look smart.
3rd:
Deadpool: Wanna build a snowman?
Sub-Zero: An ignorant question for a Lin Kuei.
Deadpool: Come on! Elsa did it in the movie.
4th:
Deadpool: Bet I can ice-skate better than you.
Sub-Zero: If you have legs to skate.
Deadpool: Of course, I have—Oh, I see what you mean.
Supergirl, 1st:
Supergirl: Hey, you try stealing my cape!
Deadpool: Borrow! To look good in it.
Supergirl: More like ruin the style.
2nd:
Supergirl: Mercenaries shouldn't be trusted.
Deadpool: This one is all friendly.
Supergirl: Yeah, not convince.
3rd:
Deadpool: Time to teach you the rough stuff.
Supergirl: You'll be lucky to tickle me.
Deadpool: Tickle of Pain it is then!
4th:
Deadpool: I got a kryptonite sword.
Supergirl: You're bluffing.
Deadpool: Big talk like the 2019 you.
Superman, 1st:
Superman: You… You're crazier than Joker!
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Superman: No, not more crazy men!
2nd:
Superman: Not much scares me.
Deadpool: Except being what Joker made you.
Superman: Even in death, he still laughs at me.
3rd:
Deadpool: I got a kryptonite sword.
Superman: How did you get that?
Deadpool: Last gift from your BBF, Lux.
4th:
Deadpool: Classic hero turned evil twist.
Superman: I'm the hero Earth needs.
Deadpool: So in denial, that must hurts.
Swamp Thing, 1st:
Swamp Thing: Annoying cancer man.
Deadpool: Nobody call me that before.
Swamp Thing: Until now.
2nd:
Swamp Thing: The answer is no.
Deadpool: But a swamp party is totally a thing!
Swamp Thing: Not my thing.
3rd:
Deadpool: The weeds must go.
Swamp Thing: They are part of nature.
Deadpool: Not when they're messing up the yawn.
4th:
Deadpool: I think I was turned into a plant once.
Swamp Thing: So, you know of the Green.
Deadpool: Nah, too boring to grow through.
Tatsumaki, 1st:
Tatsumaki: Think you're a big shot?
Deadpool: Bigger than you, little green.
Tatsumaki: Little? Know your place!
2nd:
Tatsumaki: Hulk told me about you.
Deadpool: Good things, I hope.
Tatsumaki: Only you're tolerable when you're not around.
3rd:
Deadpool: Come on, I'm a great babysitter!
Tatsumaki: You will NOT babysit our son.
Deadpool: But I can show him so much fun.
4th:
Deadpool: I thought Mob was gonna win.
Tatsumaki: Should I care who that is?
Deadpool: The psychic kid you beat in Death Battle.
Vegeta, 1st:
Vegeta: You're starting to annoy me.
Deadpool: I get that a lot.
Vegeta: This will be the last.
2nd:
Vegeta: As if you fought a God.
Deadpool: I'm even friends with several.
Vegeta: They must be weak Gods to be friends with you.
3rd:
Deadpool: Hey there, Second Place Monkey.
Vegeta: You dare mock the Prince of Saiyans!
Deadpool: Because you haven't gotten one big win yet.
4th:
Deadpool: Look, I got a Dragon Ball.
Vegeta: That's a fake ball.
Deadpool: Are you sure about that?
Velvet Crowe, 1st:
Velvet: Who the hell are you?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Velvet: You'll be my next meal.
2nd:
Velvet: It's like you're an unkillable demon.
Deadpool: Bet your arm can't eat me.
Velvet: Why don't we find that out.
3rd:
Deadpool: Really hoping for a Berisera 2.
Velvet: For what exactly?
Deadpool: If you and Laphicet will be reborn and lots.
4th:
Deadpool: Can I have your autograph?
Velvet: I don't do autograph.
Deadpool: That's fine, you can just claw the paper.
Vergil, 1st:
Vergil: Oh great, it's you.
Deadpool: Just like Marvel vs Capcom!
Vergil: Wish that giant killed you.
2nd:
Vergil: I have no time for this, fool.
Deadpool: Except we're already here.
Vergil: Then you'll leave in pieces.
3rd:
Deadpool: Now that's a katana.
Vergil: Last comment you will make.
Deadpool: It's a best RWBY line.
4th:
Deadpool: Can that sword cut the dimension in my neck?
Vergil: Do you want to be headless?
Deadpool: I could use a neck massage.
Vixen, 1st:
Vixen: Come on, big guy. Let's go talk to Batman.
Deadpool: How about a steak date?
Vixen: Sorry, I'm a married woman.
2nd:
Vixen: You're more insane than wild.
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm insane! What makes you think I was sane?
Vixen: Animal warning instincts.
3rd:
Deadpool: So, you do mating season with John?
Vixen: That's none of your business!
Deadpool: That means you two lots of it.
4th:
Deadpool: Wish you appeared in DC Superhero Girls.
Vixen: Am I not that popular?
Deadpool: You would've if some dumb companies didn't pull shit.
Wolverine, 1st:
Wolverine: Should've known you'd be here.
Deadpool: Come on! We're BFF!
Wolverine: Why couldn't it be Beast?
2nd:
Wolverine: Are you trying to make me angry?
Deadpool: Wait, you were angry?
Wolverine: Now you've done it!
3rd:
Deadpool: Come on, you've been through wars.
Wolverine: Survive them too.
Deadpool: So, why can't we go plane flying?
4th:
Deadpool: It was your DNA that made me this way.
Wolverine: Still wonder how they got it.
Deadpool: Maybe the old Weapon X project.
Wonder Woman, 1st:
Wonder Woman: Glutton for punishment?
Deadpool: But I haven't done anything.
Wonder Woman: Then I'll stop what you might do.
2nd:
Wonder Woman: What manner of man are you?
Deadpool: I'm the ghost of Christmas kick your ass!
Wonder Woman: A foul man.
3rd:
Deadpool: Classic hero turned evil twist.
Wonder Woman: We are still Earth's champions.
Deadpool: Tell that to the plot.
4th:
Deadpool: Aren't you supposed to be grounded?
Wonder Woman: I am a warrior, not a child.
Deadpool: I'm telling your mom on you!
Uzaki Hitomi, 1st:
Hitomi: So, you can heal quickly.
Deadpool: Better than Wolverine.
Hitomi: Let see by how much.
2nd:
Hitomi: You must be brave to face me.
Deadpool: Brave and crazy in one package.
Hitomi: Let see what you got.
3rd:
Deadpool: Who let the honey badger out?
Hitomi: No more talk, let's fight!
Deadpool: Sheesh, at least wait for the punchline.
4th:
Deadpool: Killing Bites sounds right for me.
Hitomi: If you have the fangs to prove it.
Deadpool: How about sharp swords?
Yoruichi Shihoin, 1st:
Yoruichi: What exactly are you?
Deadpool: The Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool!
Yoruichi: Sounds like a crazy soul.
2nd:
Yoruichi: Have you ever trained?
Deadpool: All to be this much awesome.
Yoruichi: Good reason to train hard.
3rd:
Deadpool: You're my favorite Bleach girl.
Yoruichi: That's nice of you.
Deadpool: I just wonder what ever did happen to your sword?
4th:
Deadpool: I can kill any Hollows.
Yoruichi: Care to show proof?
Deadpool: Oh, you'll get your proof.
Super Move
Deadpool Crazy Super Move: Deadpool screams "SUPER MOVE!" and threw a strong Shoryuken sending the opponent flying in the air, Deadpool pull out his guns going "Bang! Bang! Bang!" shooting dozens and dozens of bullets at the opponent keeping him in the air for a while. He can pull out his katanas to slash at the opponent side to side a few times then goes up to the health bar. Deadpool hangs on the health pulling it down to slam it down onto the opponent and swings it to slam it down on the opponent again, then Deadpool grabs the gauge bar to smack the opponent with it twice then swings it a third time to send the opponent flying with a huge explosion while shouting "DEADPOOL WINS!".
Victory Pose
Deadpool flexes his muscles at the screen before jumping to grab it like a camera hold one of his katanas with one hand pretending like he's taking a selfie.
Ending
Well, I finally arrived in the DC Universe though not the way I planned, but it's still pretty cool that I got to meet my favorites and even help take down Brainiac. Major score on my hero card. *Image shows Deadpool being all buddy-buddy with both Batman and Superman much to their annoyance of this guy while Brainiac defeated on the ground with a sword through his throat* Hanging out with the other DLC folks have been a blast that I threw a party with everyone to celebrate that I'm here making things lots of more fun or them! They love me! I mean, who doesn't love the Deadpool? *Image shows Deadpool and all the other otherworldly characters are dancing together in the Justice League main base, and Deadpool is the center of attention with some cheering for him* Yes sir, things are going to be different and that difference is me, Deadpool, making this world a better place and boy are you guys going to be in for a treat when the 13th DLC pack comes and let just say one of the as the fire bags on her chest to burn me up! *Image shows Deadpool sitting on the shoulders of the Superman statue as he drew a mustache and took a selfie with the statue, and look at the screen giving the Fourth Wall a wink*
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
The last character of the 12th DLC pack is done and man I hope I did Deadpool some justice with how crazy and amazing he is at the same time, and Deadpool also gave out a hint about the 13th DLC pack with one of the characters as you might be in for a surprise of who that is.
KO comment, favorite, and follow through of how this story will go!