This chapter is based on the movie Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 10,721.4: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to another awesome food planet and it will be a really cool one. It's located in the Whirlpool Galaxy and our mission there is to have a really fun meal there too as well as a cool rescue.
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Gentaro, Allie Astro, Hikari Ginga Galaxy, Yumi UFO, Stella Betelgeuse and Amelia O'Connell as well as Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat and the entire team are heading to the food planet.
Me: Boy I can't wait to see what this planet is like.
Xenia: Me too. This will be awesome.
Camie: It sure will be awesome.
Varie: Yeah it sure will be. I'm excited myself.
Nico: We all are. Gentaro, I want to thank you, Fault Zone, and your teams for coming.
Gentaro: Always excited for some fun and action on a rescue.
Nico: Yep.
Allie Astro: We sure are.
Nico: Allie, what do you like to do in your free time?
Allie Astro: Well I'm an astronomer and I love to observe new galaxies and stars all over the universe. Also I like to look at the planets.
Nico: That's cool.
Nicole: Always awesome to have a fellow scientist with us.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: That is cool.
Nico: What's your favorite planet to look at?
Allie Astro: All of them. They are all amazing to see.
Nicole: They sure are. And there are so many amazing mysteries to see there.
Nico: Yep.
I was watching Kamen Rider Geats.
Me: WHOA! Geats is awesome!
Eli: You said it bro!
Himiko: Man we're going to be in for some fun on Yona's missions.
Yona: Yona excited for this.
Me: Me too!
Nico: That's great you all want to be prepared for that.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Boy Yesterday was an awesome party.
Qin: It sure was! We had a lot of fun.
Ibara Shiozaki: We sure did.
Nico: Before that we had Powell's trial.
Eddy: Babe, I would've preferred you handing in the evidence while that asshole killed himself. We could've done without his whining.
Luan: I know. But it was best to see the world what kind of monster he was.
Eli: It's true. And it's fitting for everyone to see that.
Lincoln: But at least Sari is no longer going to see that monster again.
Qin: That is true.
Maria: Good riddance.
Animated Optimus Prime: Good riddance to that jerk.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: That guard is a good friend of mine I helped a while back.
Me: Really? Wow! That is cool Nico.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yep. But Powell is gone now. Also the party was great too.
Nico: Yeah we had a lot of fun too.
Maria: Poromon tried to eat all the cupcakes.
Poromon: Sorry they were just that good!
Me: What kind of cupcakes were they?
Mary Knudson: White Chocolate cookies and cream amaretto cupcakes. Really awesome recipe I made.
Poromon: Those were really good Mary.
Mary Knudson: Glad you liked them.
Me: No wonder they were so delicious. You did a great job Mary.
Mary Knudson: Thanks dad.
Nico: Those were really delicious.
Camie: They sure were.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw we were at an orange planet and it looked like a lava planet.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: We're here.
Me: Looks like a lava planet from up here.
Nico: It sure does.
We then got to landing and the ship landed and we saw that it was an ocean planet! We got on the ship and saw that it was an amazing ocean planet!
Me: Wow! (Sniffs) Ooh it smells good!
Nico: (Sniffs) It sure does.
Me: Hmm.
I went and got a bowl and scooped some of the water. I saw that it was actually full of seafood. Clams, Mussels, Crab, Squid, Shrimp, Tillapia. Octopus and Catfish.
Me: Oh wow! It's an ocean planet of Caldo de Siete Mares!
Nico: Wow! Soup of the Seven Seas!
Qin: Amazing!
Nico: An Ocean planet of Caldo De Siete Mares! This is amazing!
Eddy: Lets dig in!
We got bowls and ate some.
Me: (eating) Mmm! Delicious.
Weiss: It's like our date all over again.
Lincoln: It sure is Weiss.
Rosa Casagrande: (Spanish Accent) Ay caramba! This is an amazing planet.
Me: Boy Ms. Rosa this is an amazing planet. And it's just as great as yours is.
Rosa Casagrande: Oh gracias J.D. It sure is.
I ate some crab.
Me: Mmm. (Eating) Delicious crab.
Nico: Wow! This is awesome. (Eating clams) Mmm! Good clams.
Qin: It sure is. (Eating mussels) Mmm! Yummy.
Maria ate some.
Maria: (Eating) Mmm! The shrimp is awesome.
May: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious octopus in it too.
Camie: What is Caldo De Siete Mares?
Me: Oh it's a traditional soup made in Mexico. It means Soup of the Seven Seas.
Camie: Awesome! What is it usually made with?
Me: Shrimp, Octopus, Tilapia, Catfish, Mussels, Clams and Squid.
Camie: Wow! That is good.
Me: Yep. Rosa makes it with a twist. She puts Crab Legs in it.
Camie: Ooh that is tasty. (Slurps) Mmm! Wow! It's good.
Weiss: Yeah it sure is. Me and Lincoln had it on our date the first time and it was awesome.
Nico: I remember that. That was so awesome.
Kaito ate some.
Kaito: (Slurps) Mmm! Wow this is awesome.
Me: Yep. It's like Mexico's version of Bouillabaisse.
Nico: Yep.
May: Delicious, isn't it?
Me: It sure is.
Ronnie Anne: It sure is. One time me and Abuela made some for a food critic that turned out to be famous action movie star Phoebe Powers in disguise.
Me: I love Phoebe Powers! She is awesome.
Xenia: She sure is!
Ronnie Anne: She is just as action packed in real life as she is in her movies.
Nico: That is awesome that you met an awesome action movie star.
Maria: Definitely!
Ronnie Anne: It sure is!
Me: I'll say!
I ate more soup and it was awesome.
Me: Mmm! Thanksgiving is tomorrow.
Nico: I know.
Helena Nicos: I'm excited for it. Especially because we're having pizza too.
Kit Taylor: Wait what!? What happened to having turkey?
Nico: We're having turkey too.
Me: We added pizza to the menu too because we want to keep turkeys off the menu as much as possible.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Long story on that.
Qin: Yep.
Allie Knudson: But it still is a good menu too. As long as Sergio is not invited.
Nico: Relax. We're still eating turkey.
Me: I know.
Mary Knudson: My favorite part about the meal for Thanksgiving? Pies.
Poromon: I'll eat anything there.
Nico: Me too! Especially the turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy.
Nicole: Now you're talking.
Anna Knudson: My favorite part of Thanksgiving? The Football Games.
Me: Those are fun.
Laney: I love the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Those floats are so awesome.
Xenia: They sure are.
Ed: Gravy! Yum!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) You know how much Ed loves gravy.
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Eddy: Lumpy when it's tomorrow you can eat all the gravy you want.
Ed: GOODY GOODY!
Eddy: NEVER get between Lumpy and Gravy.
Me: Never in a million years.
Qin: Yep.
We had a great meal.
Me: Ahh. That was great.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one we're not going to like in the slightest: I got word from Vypra that The Vengeance Express 6 Kids have gotten loose from their cage again, and they still want revenge on the Eds.
WE GASPED AND OUR JAWS DROPPED AND WE DID WILD TAKES!
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Nico: THOSE STUPID AIRHEADED MORONIC DORKS! I'M GONNA CRACK THEIR HEADS OPEN AND LET ALL THE AIR OUT!
Qin: Me too!
Jade Kubaos: How did those dorks get out of their leash again?!
Lincoln: They attacked Lord Drakkon and Dark Spicer again and ran out, but not before they gave Vypra the finger, and that really really set her off.
WE GASPED!
Nico: God, how insane are they?!
Me: Crazy to the bone! I'm going to smash their brains open and vomit in their heads!
Lincoln: Either way, they're heading on a one-way train ride to Hell when we beat them up and send them back to Vypra.
Lori: I can't believe those dorks had some nerve to do that again.
Lisa Loud: They really are a bunch of monster. And I've finished with creating the Omnitrixes for everyone on the team, and they have all the DNA samples of Ben's aliens and the aliens we'd scanned from when we met Samus years ago to the other alien encounters.
Lisa got out Omnitrixes and they attached themselves onto our left wrists and merged with our left gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe.
Me: Wow, this is awesome!
Lincoln: We'll be testing them out, and those dorks are the perfect test dummies.
Nico: Yeah, let's get those dorks and rip them apart.
Me: Yeah!
Vinyl Scratch heard a Pokemon cry.
Vinyl Scratch: Look here guys!
We saw a Mega Meloetta! A Blue one.
Me: A Mega Meloetta.
Nico: Wow!
Me: Oh the poor thing hurt her leg.
Mega Meloetta: Yeah those kids beat me up.
Me: The Vengeance Express 6.
Qin: Yeah.
We got to healing her.
Vinyl Scratch: You okay now?
Mega Meloetta: Much better. Thank you.
Me: You're welcome. You want to come with us?
Mega Meloetta: Sure.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: Great!
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for The Vengeance Express 6 Kids) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted The Vengeance Express 6 Kids, they're 20 yards away but they're heading right for us to kill the Eds once again!
Me: Why, those buttheads! Let's get them and tear them apart!
Lincoln: And send them straight back to Vypra, and she'll really let all Hell loose on them. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on The Vengeance Express 6 Kids.
We went to finding them.
Me: Alright, now where the Hell are those buttface morons?!
Nico: They're here somewhere. Keep your eyes out for the sound of a bike.
Me: Or the sound of Kevin's enraged voice.
Lincoln: They'll come after the Eds first, but I won't let that happen, I've got a few surprises for them.
?: (SUPER MEGA ENRAGED VOICE) DDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKSSSSS!
Nico: And here come our least favorite members of The Masters of Evil.
We then saw our least favorite members of The Masters of Evil: The Vengeance Express 6 Kids, and they were heading right for the Eds to kill them, only to get ambushed by armies of Thunderbirds Lincoln summoned and they fired blasts of lightning that electrocuted them bad.
Me: Ooh, now that really had to hurt.
Nico: Nice one, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks.
Vengeance Express Kevin: YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING FOR LONG, DORK!
Me: You are the dork!
Vengeance Express Sarah: "Ed! You give Jimmy his candy back!"
Vengeance Express Rolf: "You have made a mockery of the son of a shepherd!"
Vengeance Express Jonny: [holding Plank in the air] "Plank's pressing charges, you bully!"
Vengeance Express Kevin: "Who's coughing up to fix my bike?"
Vengeance Express Jimmy: "Oh, I'm gonna give 'em such a pinch!"
Vengeance Express Nazz: "Dude, count me in!"
Vengeance Express Kevin: YOU DORKS WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO US!
Vengeance Express Sarah: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!
Eddy: What crimes!?
Vengeance Express Nazz: EXISTING THAT'S WHAT!
Vengeance Express Sarah: YOU JERKWADS LIVING IS YOUR CRIME! WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!
Me: Bring it on buttfaces!
I punched Vengeance Express Rolf in his face and leg swept Jonny and kicked Jimmy in his face and knocked out all his teeth!
Mega Meloetta charged at them and blasted them with music energy.
Mega Meloetta: Take that you jerks!
I then smashed Sarah and threw her into Nazz and then threw a bear trap and clamped it onto Kevin's Butt!
CLANG!
Vengeance Express Kevin: YEOWCH!
Deadpool (to the viewers): There were no usual battles last chapter. So, we'll have to do something else
Me: So lets hit them with the funniest gags we can muster!
I drove a steamroller and flattened them.
HONK HONK!
CRUNCH!
They were flatter than pancakes!
Poromon got out a box.
He gave it to Vengeance Express Rolf and he opened it and then...
KRASPLAT!
CHUM EXPLODED OUT AND COVERED HIM!
Plankton: Ooh! A Chum Bomb! Nice.
I then grabbed a stop sign and then smashed Jimmy with it!
KRABLANG!
Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE SPINE OF A SEA URCHIN!
He then went at Vengeance Express Jimmy and ripped him apart into smashed pile of pulp!
May screamed in horror!
Me: MAY WHAT!?
May: Manaphy did that thing!
Me: Yeah she can do it on bad guys.
Celine Screwball: HAVE A PIE!
SPLAT!
She got out a pie and splatted it into Vengeance Express Jonny's face!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
She honked Vengeance Express Rolf's nose!
HONK!
She then ran around The Vengeance Express 6 really fast!
Celine Screwball bashed the Vengeance Express 6's faces like a punching bag!
BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!
She really bashed them all over!
Celine Screwball: WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO! How do you like me now chums? WOO WOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOO!
She bashed and pulverized all six of them all over!
Horsea poked a puma with a stick and it roared and went at her and then she lead it to the Vengeance Express 6 and then jumped and it mauled the 6 of them!
But then Vengeance Express Jonny flew out and bit NICO SQUARE IN THE CROTCH!
CRUNCH!
WE WINCED AND COVERED OUR CROTCHES!
May: Try this on!
May pulled out some flngerless gloves and put them on. Then she dipped them in glue, then put them in nails and staples, nails, caltrops and glass!
May: These fists are going to smash your faces off!
WHOA MAY MEANS BUSINESS NOW!
May: NO ONE BITES MY HUSBAND AND LIVES!
May punched all six of them and bashed their heads all over and left them bloody and mangled up!
Poliwag was using grenades as bowling balls!
May got out of the way and Poliwag rolled them and they hit all six of the Vengeance Express 6 and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: Then it's time to give you some explosive diarrhea!
I pulled out 6 grenades and pulled the pins and threw them and they went into their mouths and they swallowed them!
Nico: OH BOY!
Me: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
We ducked and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND THE VENGEANCE EXPRESS 6 WENT FLYING HIGH INTO THE AIR!
Me: WHOA!
They then crashed into the ship hull!
KRABLANG!
Poromon got into a tank and ran them over and turned them into roadkill!
Qin: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Joe Swanson: Better them than me!
Me: WHOA! Okay that was funny!
Nico: It sure was!
Jirachi put bullseyes on some of the Vengeance Express 6 and he blasted them and I blasted them too with a machine gun!
BING BING BING DING DING DING DING!
I threw a bunch of bullets and got them.
Qin: YEAH!
Tentacool was using chickens as arrows and She fired chickens!
They screamed and the Vengeance Express got hit in their chests and knocked them down!
Chickens: (ROOSTER CROW)
They laid eggs!
Ed: CHICKENS DID GOOD!
Me: Not fun getting hit by the domestic fowl huh Rolfy Boy!
We laughed!
Poromon got out a soda can and shook it.
He popped it open and drank it and then released a MASSIVE AND LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!
LOUD SUPER MONSTROUS BELCH!
He blasted the Vengeance Express 6 far away with the force of a powerful thermonuclear explosion!
Me: WHOA! Nice one!
The Rabbids Recognized that.
They gibbered.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Nice one!
Qin: YEAH!
Then the Vengeance Express 6 came back!
Poromon threw the soda at them and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
It exploded and blasted them down.
Me: Take that!
Nico: Nice one! That was for biting me in the crotch you jerkwads!
As payback, Nico kicked Vengeance Express Jonny in the crotch.
KRABLAM!
HE SCREAMED AND THEN HIS HEAD EXPLODED!
KRASPLAT!
Me: YUCK!
Nico: Whoops! As much as they can be a pain, I don't want them dying on us. (snaps fingers)
He was back.
Me: Yeah.
Qin: Ouch.
Poromon pecked them.
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Qin: Yeah!
Suddenly, we felt a very dark presence: and we saw clones of Muzan Kibutsuji and Ardyn Izunia appear before us.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) So, you didn't come alone, you made clones of Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji to get rid of us. Vypra will no doubt be enraged as a result when we tell her of this as well.
Suddenly, Sherlock Hound's blood red eyes turned neon blood red and he was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with blood red nebulae, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, demonic darkness, demons, devils, demon dogs, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him, he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound from his back, and as he approached the clones of Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji, he left black and blood red energy, blood red nebulae, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, demonic darkness, demons, demon dogs, devils, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) You may have created the clones of Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji in your ravenous desire to destroy the Eds once more and get rid of us, however, by doing so, you've crossed a line from which there is truly no return, and now, you two clones of my archenemy and Kendall Morgan's archenemy shall die here by my hand.
Suddenly, Sherlock Hound was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy with red nebulae, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, and demonic darkness surrounding the vortex, there are demons, devils, demon dogs, phoenixes, and angels around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a blood red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at the clones of Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: OH GOD, WHAT DID THOSE DORKS UNLEASH?!
Nico: THEY'VE UNLEASHED HELL ON EARTH!
Lincoln: This is going get really messy!
Then, as the vortex faded, Sherlock Hound emerged, but he was changed forever.
DEVIL MAY CRY OST: LEGENDARY BATTLE: MUNDUS IN THE SKY PLAYS
Sherlock Hound grew from 8'3" to 8'9" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew a bit bigger and he still has his eight-pack abs, he has blood red highlights in the bangs of his long hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blood red eyes and a blood red and black energy aura with stars, blood red and black nebulae, darkness, demonic darkness, demon dogs, demons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a demonic dragon with dark angel, dark phoenix, and demon emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, he has on demonic dragon earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Blood, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems embedded in the midnight black crescent moon links and in the center is his Amulet of Sparda with embedded large blood red gem and on the bottom is a blood red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a demonic dragon with blood red gems for eyes and it's holding the Blood, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and he has a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has Sparda's monocle over his left eye, long dark purple Victorian coat with purple cuffs and red embroideries on the cuffs and coattails, white gloves, white cravat, black buttoned waistcoat with red embroideries, white linen cloth over the coat with golden ring and small gold skull with blue gem on its cranium, long dark purple pants, knee-high black boots with blue gems and white linen cloth on the black boots, and on the back of the long dark purple coat is a demonic dragon, demon hound, dark phoenix, and dark angel surrounded by darkness and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with demons, devils, phoenixes, and angels surrounding a blood red gem with neon glowing blood red lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and component for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Sherlock Hound felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive midnight black angel wings with blood red tips on the midnight black feathers grew much larger for his new body and medium sized midnight black angel wings with blood red tips grew and sprouted out underneath his massive midnight black angel wings, he has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Indigo Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left white glove-covered hand.
Suddenly, Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, blood red and black nebulae, stars, darkness, demonic darkness, demon dogs, demons, devils phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and blood red demon dragon etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black demon hound heads with blood red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blood red gems embedded in its forehead, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black demon hound heads with blood red gems for eyes and on the bottom is a midnight black demon hound head with large blood red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the black demon hound heads for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists which were hidden in the large cuffs of his long long-sleeved purple coat and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on his left gold Bracer, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large black demon hound head with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and black spellbook and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony holstered on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip, along with Luce and Ombra. There's a blood red kanji with crescent moons in between the kanji below the demonic dragon, demon hound, dark phoenix, and dark angel that said, "Sherlock Hound, Famous Private Detective of Nineteenth Century London, Famous True Immortal Hero of England, Champion and Emissary of Sparda, Carrier of Sparda's Legacy, Constant Ruiner of Professor Moriarty's Schemes, Friend to Many, Trusted Ally of Inspector Lestrade, Partner and Trusted Companion of Dr. Watson, Solver of Complex Mysteries, Master of Chemistry and Physics, Skilled Violin Player, Loving Brother of Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret, Archenemy of Ardyn Izunia, Destroyer of Mundus and The Nifelheim Empire, Tamer of The Hound of The Baskervilles, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of Mundus' Dark Ambitions and Avenger of Eva's Death, and Master of The Stars, Blood Red Nebulae, Darkness, Demonic Darkness, Blood, Demons, Demon Hounds, Phoenixes, and Angels"
シャーロック・ハウンド、十九世紀ロンドンの有名な私立探偵、イギリスの有名な真の不滅の英雄、スパーダのチャンピオンであり使者、スパーダの遺産の運び手、モリアーティ教授の計画を常に破滅させる者、多くの友人、レストレード警部の信頼できる同盟者、パートナーであり信頼できる仲間ワトソン博士、複雑な謎の解決者、化学と物理学の修士、熟練したヴァイオリン奏者、ノクティス・ルシス・カエルム、グラジオラス・アミシティア、イグニス・サイエンティア、プロンプト・アルジェンタム、ステラ・ノックス・フルーレ、そしてアーディン・イズニアの大敵であるラヴァス・ノックス・フルーレの愛する兄弟、ムンダスとニフェルハイム帝国の破壊者、バスカヴィル家の犬の調教師、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、力のマスター友情とエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、ムンダスの暗い野望の破壊者、そしてエヴァの死の復讐者、とスターのマスター、血の赤い星雲、闇、悪魔のような闇、血、悪魔、悪魔の猟犬、フェニックス、天使
Sherlock Hound has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DEMON HOUND-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA STELLAR BLOOD-STAINED DARK DEMONIC DARKNESS DARK KNIGHT DEMON HOUND PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL STELLAR BLOOD-STAINED DARK DEMONIC DARKNESS DARK KNIGHT DEMON HOUND PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL STELLAR BLOOD-STAINED DARK DEMONIC DARKNESS DARK KNIGHT DEMON HOUND PHOENIX GOD ANGEL COMPASSION!
We were truly amazed by Sherlock Hound's Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the clones of Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji saw it, they ran at him to kill him, but Sherlock Hound fired a massive barrage of black and blood red energy, blood red and black nebulae, stars, darkness, demonic darkness, demon dogs, demons, devils, phoenixes, and angels which hit the two clones, and it angered them as soon as they recovered.
Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion) (British Accent) So, you refuse to go down without a fight. Very well, then you two have already chosen death.
Suddenly, the full moon turned demonic red and it started raining blood. Then, Sherlock Hound went after the clones of Ardyn Izunia and Muzan Kibutsuji, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of black and blood red energy, blood red and black nebulae, stars, darkness, demonic darkness, demon dogs, demons, devils, phoenixes, and angels at the two clones, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. Then, he attacked them with his new massive demonic greatsword leaving bleeding scars on them, and he also summoned The Hound of The Baskervilles who viciously attacked them.
Me: Oh man, I didn't expect to see Sherlock Hound transform once again.
Nico: And when the moon turned demonic red, it suddenly started to rain blood, and we all knew what it meant: Hell's been unleashed.
Then, Sherlock Hound stabbed his massive greatsword into the clone of Ardyn Izunia, and it sucked out all of his blood and powers and he made them his own and he destroyed the dead corpse and sent his soul to The Black Gates, and he then stabbed his massive greatsword into the clone of Muzan Kibutsuji, and it sucked out all of his blood and powers and he made them his own and he destroyed the dead corpse and sent his soul to The Black Gates, and that made The Vengeance Express 6 Kids super enraged now!
Jade Kubaos: Nice one, Sherlock Hound. And as for you six dorks, now you're really going to get it!
Suddenly, Jade Kubaos' green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Vengeance Express 6 Kids, she left blue energy, stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Jade Kubaos: No matter how many times Vypra's had to tighten your leashes, you six dorks always respond with even more violence towards them by attacking the other Masters of Evil and breaking free of your leashes once more to attack the Eds. I've had it up to hear with you, I'm sending you dorks on a one way trip back to Vypra, and she will be more than happy to brutally teach you lot a very nasty lesson that you'll never forget!
Suddenly, Jade Kubaos was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars and winds surrounding the vortex, there are birds, phoenixes, angels, and Helios flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Vengeance Express 6 Kids: the red eyes of brutal judgement.
Nico: Okay, now this is going to get really really ugly.
Me: Jade's going to put those dorks in their place now.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Then, as the vortex faded, Jade Kubaos emerged, but she was changed forever.
Jade Kubaos grew to 8'3" in height, she now has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large blue green planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long blue green hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Helios, a phoenix, and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on bird earrings with blue green gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Sky, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Helios with blue green gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Sky, and Eternity Kanjis in his hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her blue green bird-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue green gems on the gold flame bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Jade Kubaos has on a sleeveless green top, blue scarf, blue pants, blue knee-high high-heels, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Helios surrounded by stars and winds and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding blue green gem with neon glowing blue green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Jade Kubaos felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blue green angel wings with green tips on the large blue green feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and medium sized blue green angel wings with green tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive blue green angel wings, and she now has eleven massive and long dark blue wolf tails with green tips and green markings, Jade Kubaos has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Jade Kubaos' massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Jade Kubaos' Cosmic Eternal Hurricane Helios Windstorm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Hurricane Helios Windstorm Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Helios etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged blue green blade, large blue green bird heads with green gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue green gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue green bird heads with green gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large blue green bird heads is a blue green bird head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Jade Kubaos has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold version of Helios' head with green gems for eyes and large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue green kanji with winds in between the kanji below Helios that said, "Jade Kubaos, Gene-Slammer of Helios, Master of The Sky and Winds, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of The Vengeance Express Kids, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Winds, The Skies, Phoenixes, Angels, and Helios"
ジェイド・クバオス、ヘリオスのジーン・スラマー、空と風のマスター、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、復讐特急キッズの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの女神、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして星、風、空、フェニックス、天使、ヘリオスのマスター
Jade Kubaos has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HELIOS-EAGLE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HURRICANE EAGLE WINDSTORM HELIOS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HURRICANE EAGLE WINDSTORM HELIOS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HURRICANE EAGLE WINDSTORM HELIOS PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Jade Kubaos' Super Angel-Helios-Eagle-God-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when I saw her, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding, but when The Vengeance Express Kids saw it, they went absolutely ballistic and ran at her to kill her as revenge for all the times she'd stopped them and humiliated them, but Jade Kubaos fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels which hits The Vengeance Express Kids and sent them flying into a soup waterfall, they got back out, but they were now mega pissed off now!
Jade Kubaos: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Hurricane Eagle Windstorm Helios Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Hurricane Eagle Windstorm Helios Phoenix God Angel Love) You miserable brats are finally getting the well-deserved vicious beatdown that I've been wanting to give you all for a long time.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There's absolutely no way we're letting you miserable dorks get away with what you did.
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, it's ass-kicking time!
Lincoln, Jade Kubaos, Sherlock Hound, and I went after The Vengeance Express 6 Kids, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, black and blood red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Vengeance Express 6 Kids, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, we attacked them with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at them as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Jade Kubaos, Sherlock Hound, and I attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving The Vengeance Express 6 Kids even more madder and even more insane with rage.
Then, Nico fired waves of water and elements, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit them and slashed at them with his dark greatsword, Then, Lincoln, Jade Kubaos, Sherlock Hound, and I fired powerful blasts of energy, winds, stars, darkness, and planets at The Vengeance Express 6 Kids, and Lincoln summoned fire wolf spirits and they brutally mauled and attacked them and they got badly hurt.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to send you straight back to Vypra tied up in straitjackets and muzzled.
Lincoln fired dark blue energy blasts with stars, planets, and galaxies reflecting and they turn into straitjackets that tied up The Vengeance Express 6 Kids, and he fired more dark blue energy blasts with stars, planets, and galaxies reflecting that turned into muzzles and they muzzled The Vengeance Express 6 Kids and he kicked them hard into a portal that led back to The Masters of Evil where Vypra was waiting and she was MEGA PISSED OFF TO NO END AT THEM!
Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Jade Kubaos' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long blue green wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large blue green planets orbiting around her legs, and massive blue green angel wings and medium sized blue green angel wings underneath are permanent and Sherlock Hound's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, twelve large black and blood red planets orbiting around his legs, and massive midnight black angel wings and medium sized midnight black angel wings underneath are permanent.
Nico: And don't you dare let us catch you losers trying to disobey Vypra again or else, we are going to do much worse to you, you hear me!
Me: They're never going to listen, those stupid buttheads.
Lincoln: Well, if they try that again, then, we are more than ready to smash them into the dirt.
Eli: I've got a few sledgehammers with their names on it.
Nico: Let's not go that far, Eli. We'll settle with smashing them on the head.
Me: That's a good idea.
We then turned to the mascots!
Nico: You guys did those destructive stunts again?!
Poromon: Yes. Sorry.
Me: Oh Lighten up guys. We didn't have usual battles yesterday so they had to think of something like Wade said.
Deadpool: Yeah he's right on that!
Me: And besides we already used the swords for the previous group members.
Nico: (sighs) I guess you're right.
Me: Have I ever not been right? Don't answer that.
Nico: Nice job Mega Meloetta!
Mega Meloetta: Thanks Nico. That was fun.
Me: It sure was.
Camie: Yeah!
Poromon got out a beer bottle
Poromon: Want one?
Mega Meloetta: Oh no thanks.
Poliwag: (Does Puppy eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Horsea: Is your crotch okay, Nico?
Maria: Horsea!?
Horsea: What?
Nico: Sabretooth's accelerated healing factor. I'm fine.
Horsea: I was just concerned. That's all.
Nico: Okay.
Me: Now the fun part comes. The Anothers.
Eli: (Concentrates) Whoa! We got Another Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat.
Me: Whoa!
Eli: Wow! And I sense the Anothers minus Fault Zone are 2 people.
Me: Wow!
Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch's cutie marks then started glowing.
Octavia Melody: (British Accent) I believe I know what this means!
Vinyl Scratch: Same here.
Nico: So Gentaro, Allie Astro, Hikari Ginga Galaxy, Yumi UFO, Stella Betelgeuse and Amelia O'Connell are up.
Me: Yep
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat!
Me: This will be good!
Another Hellyfish: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) And it will be good.
Another Jaylah: (In a girls voice) Yep.
They reverted back and were 2 girls. They were the Embodiments, gene-slammers and Legacies of Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch!
Olivia Octavia Melody: Olivia Octavia Melody!
Violet Vinyl Scratch: Violet Vinyl Scratch.
Me: Awesome to meet you girls!
Vinyl Scratch: A Rockin honor.
Olivia Octavia Melody: Same here to you.
Me: Is the Another Fault Zone friendly or hostile?
Violet Vinyl Scratch: Friendly but she is in terrible trouble.
Me: Uh oh.
May: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: (Turns dial) SNOBBY BUTTKICKERS 6!
She summoned Me Agon Gi, Yokai Princess, Icebird, Goushima, Taco Shark and Burgundy!
Me: Lets go find her!
We went to help the Another.
Nico: Funny. We usually let her come to us.
Me: Not this time.
We walked and then we heard someone crying.
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: Look!
We saw a girl with black hair and she had black clothes and had a pregnant belly and she had red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Dracula Dopant on it and on her skirt and she was REALLY CRYING HARD! She had bumps and bruises and cuts all over her.
Me: (GASP) DAHLIA DRACULA!
We went over.
Me: Dahlia! Dahlia it's me. J.D.
Nico: Oh my god. What happened?
Dahlia Dracula: J.D.? J.D.?
Me: Yeah it's me.
Dahlia then jumped and hugged and cried hard into my chest and was wailing hard.
We brought her over and healed her up.
Varie: Dahlia who did this to you?
Nico: What. The. Fuck. Happened?
Me: Oh no don't tell me. Was it your...
Dahlia Dracula: YES IT WAS MY FATHER!
WE GASPED!
Nico: WHAT!?
Me: Her father is a nasty serial rapist. He raped and tortured her a lot and got her pregnant as you can see here.
THEN SOME OF US GOT REALLY PISSED!
Applejack: WHY THAT LOW DOWN NO GOOD SIDEWINDER!
Nico: HE DID WHAT?! WHAT?!
Me: I'm afraid so.
I saw that she had the ridewatch in her hand.
Me: She has the ridewatch.
Dahlia Dracula: (CRYING) I'll tell you how this happened to me! JUST KILL MY FATHER!
Me: Okay okay.
?: DAHLIA! YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME NOW!
Me: Speak of the devil!
Qin: Lets fight both him and the another too.
Me: I was going to suggest that.
I separated the Another Fault Zone from her.
I took the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: There. Okay Mr. Vladdor! It's payback time!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: 1 thing we hate above all else is rape!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) I know this probably isn't the best time.
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) But did Swartz promise you anything?
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Dahlia Dracula: TO KILL MY FATHER! (CRYING)
Me: We can do that!
Nico: WITH PLEASURE!
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Nico: Lets get them!
Me: YEAH!
We went at them and mercilessly tortured and mangled them both up!
Nico: (Gets out Fault Zone's Ridewatch) This will rock your world!
May: YOU MAY ME SICK! (Gets out Hellyfish's ridewatch) Take this zap!
Maria: I'll shove this pile of garbage down your throat! (Gets out Foof N' Scoops Ridewatch) Open wide!
Allie Astro: (Gets out Tipiand's ridewatch) This tapir is gonna hurt!
They used the powers of Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat and blasted and smashed them!
THEN, ALL OF OUR NAILS GREW INTO CLAWS AND WE PROCEEDED TO SCRATCH THE BOTH OF THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH OUR SHARP CLAWS DRAWING TONS OF BLOOD THAT SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE AS WE SCRATCHED THEM ALL OVER LIKE HOW REN DID IN THE INFAMOUS REN SEEK'S HELP EPISODE! THEN, WE GOT OUT OUR SWORDS, AND THEN!
SLASH! SLASH!
WE SLASHED THE TWO OF THEM ALL OVER AND THEN SLASHED THE TWO OF THEIR CROTCHES CLEAN OFF AND THE TWO OF THEM BOTH LET OUT ANOTHER BELLOWING SCREAMS OF PAIN!
Me: OH! OH GOD, THAT'S WAY TOO GRAPHIC!
Nico: OH THE INHUMANITY!
Qin: HOLY CRAP!
Chunk: OH JEEZ! I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!
Slab: HOLD IT IN PAL!
Mr. Vladdor was being mutilated and we were all mutilated and disemboweled and tortured him brutally!
THIS CAUSED EVERYONE TO RUN INTO THE SHIP AND THEY WENT TO THE GARBAGE CANS AND THEY THREW UP LIKE CRAZY!
Most of us were STILL HURLING OUR GUTS OUT!
Twilight Sparkle: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Fluttershy: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Sunset Shimmer: (PROJECTILE VOMITING
Rainbow Dash: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Rarity: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
It was horrible!
Horsea threw up!
Manaphy threw up!
Poromon threw up!
Poliwag threw up!
Then Candle Jack, Archelon Dopant, Hydragen, Platythphan Phantom Nonbaldo, Fire Breathing Guacamole Monster (Chowder) and Anomalocaris Dopant came.
Candle Jack: Goodness! What a mess!
The Fire Breathing Guacamole monster fired a wave of fire and incinerated Dahlia's so called dad.
Nico: Nice one!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: And nice team Candle Jack.
Candle Jack: Thanks Nico.
I fired a wave of energy and banished Mr. Vladdor to the Black Gates.
?: Boy that was brutal.
Then Blizzard Wolffang came.
Me: WHOA! Blizzard Wolffang!
WOLF SNARLS!
Then 2 wolves came out too.
Nico: Mitaki and Lakota! Wow!
Me: Wow! Those are really beautiful wolves.
Nico: Borealis Wolffang? Is that you?
Blizzard Wolffang gave the thumbs up.
Borealis Wolffang: Yep. That's right. We got this. (HOWLS)
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Another Fault Zone and destroyed her.
We went over to Dahlia.
Nico: (to Dahlia) Now, Dahlia. Tell us more about yourself.
Me: Dahlia it's okay. You're safe now.
Dahlia Dracula: Well I am the embodiment of the Dracula Dopant and I'm a vampire. Also I have earth moving powers and can do everything Fault Zone can. (Crying)
I hugged and comforted her.
Me: It'll be okay Dahlia.
Nico: Are you another Nintendo Dopant?
Dahlia Dracula: (Crying) No. I'm not.
Me: She's for a Dopant that was never shown in W.
Philip: It's true. We never saw that one.
Nico: Oh.
Borealis reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue ears and a tail and blue angel wings and had a symbol of a howling wolf in front of a snowflake in the middle of her forehead and she was wearing a blue bikini.
Borealis Wolffang: Oh poor girl.
Lakota and Mitaki whimpered out of sympathy for her.
Rarity: Lets get you some clothes darling.
They gave her blue clothes.
Borealis Wolffang: Awesome outfit.
Maria: Thanks. Wow your wolves are beautiful.
Borealis Wolffang: Thanks. This is Lakota and Mitaki. They are my wolf partners.
Poromon: Do you two remember me?
They licked Poromon.
Borealis Wolffang: Mitaki and Lakota Do remember you Poromon.
Nico: Awesome.
Allie Astro: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Borealis Wolffang: When me and Nico were at my family's wolf preserve and we met my wolf friends.
Nico: They were really awesome.
Borealis Wolffang: I showed them how to understand their language and everything.
Nico: That was fun.
Qin: Yep.
Nico and Borealis hugged.
Nico: I've missed you 3.
Borealis Wolffang: Same here Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Allie Astro, Hikari Ginga Galaxy, Yumi UFO, Stella Betelgeuse, and Amelia O'Connell are heading to Luxor, Egypt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twenty-two girls here, but we got some bad news: Emperor Sem, the Duel Monster, has been sighted, and we're going to take the Duel Monster down and we're sending it to Vypra.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Luxor, Egypt, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twenty-two girls here, but we got some bad news: Emperor Sem, the Duel Monster, has been sighted, and we're going to take the Duel Monster down and we're sending it to Vypra.
Nico: So, we're going after the Duel Monster that Zinnia Semyon was Gene-Slammed into, this should be good.
Me: We're gonna need a Duel Monster to take down Emperor Sem.
Lincoln: I've got one to use. I summon WULF, LIGHTSWORN BEAST!
Wulf, Lightsworn Beast appeared in a flash of bright light.
Luna Gutierrez: Wow.
Gentaro: So, you summoned one of the Duel Monsters one of your Guardian Angels was Gene-Slammed into.
Lincoln: Yep. Now, to hunt down Emperor Sem.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair and yellow headband, crimson red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a crimson sleeveless crop top, necklace with a red gem for the pendant, crimson red skirt, white bridal gloves, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, light, suns, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and orange pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the twenty-two girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Arpina Apollonia, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis.
Arpina Apollonia: That's right, and I got the girls away from Emperor Sem.
Suddenly, we saw Emperor Sem heading right for us, and Wulf, Lightsworn Beast charged and attacked the demon Duel Monster.
Sylvester: Let's join in and take down that demon Duel Monster.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: My words exactly, let's get him.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Sparda Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Supremacy Sun and his team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gentaro and his team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Emperor Sem, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a dark blue energy blast with stars, galaxies, and planets reflecting and it hit Emperor Sem and sent it to The Masters of Evil. We cheered as we powered down and Wulf, Lightsworn Beast vanished.
Arpina Apollonia: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Arpina Apollonia with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Arpina Apollonia: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Arpina Apollonia, and of course, for that little pouncing.
Lincoln still had his massive arms wrapped around Arpina Apollonia's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Arpina Apollonia had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the twenty-two girls, and when Lincoln saw the twenty-two girls, he immediately recognized them. The twenty-two girls are Jenny Cummings, Rebecca "Becca" Vercetti, Judith Dinkle, June Clutterbuck, Eve Rogers, Grace Rogers, Missy Quill, Mia Potter, Rhonda Sinclaire, Annie Livingston, Roxanne "Roxxy" Belle, Camila Martinez, Valentina Lopez, Odette Kramer, Jade Somrak, Jane Nox, Kassy Delgado, Micoe Alvarez, Ivy, Dr. Priya Singh, Yumi Tran, and Zoey Foster from Summertime Saga.
Nicole: Uh oh, I know that game all too well, and it's meant for adults, and the girls there are extremely voluptuous and sexy.
Lincoln: (Gulps) And I'm lucky I kept myself under control. Are you girls okay?
Jenny Cummings: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Jenny Cummings and the other twenty-one girls saw who it was that saved them from Emperor Sem, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Jenny Cummings: (Seductively) Well, well, Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: (Blushes Hard) That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made twenty-one clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white wolf tails. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Jenny Cummings: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twenty-two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jenny Cummings, Rebecca "Becca" Vercetti, Judith Dinkle, June Clutterbuck, Eve Rogers, Grace Rogers, Missy Quill, Mia Potter, Rhonda Sinclaire, Annie Livingston, Roxanne "Roxxy" Belle, Camila Martinez, Valentina Lopez, Odette Kramer, Jade Somrak, Jane Nox, Kassy Delgado, Micoe Alvarez, Ivy, Dr. Priya Singh, Yumi Tran, and Zoey Foster with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was the Duel Monster, Emperor Sem.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating Emperor Sem down and Lincoln blasted him and sent the fiend to The Masters of Evil, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Arpina Apollonia have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, this is the first time you guys faced a villainous Duel Monster before.
Lincoln: Yep, but we defeated Emperor Sem and sent the fiend to The Masters of Evil, and it's going to be the archenemy of Lunaria Luna, Daydream Equestrian Moon Princess of Darkness.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Dark Princess VS. Demon Duel Monster, nice match, Lincoln, and we'll be sure to get some archenemies for the other Daydream Princesses as well.
After taking down Emperor Sem, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Arpina Apollonia saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Arpina Apollonia: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Arpina, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Arpina Apollonia: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Arpina Apollonia: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Eli: We're really glad to see you again, Arpina.
Arpina Apollonia: You too, Eli, and I'm so glad Yami Marik and Dark Bakura are gone forever, those two were the absolute worst of the worst.
Yugi: We've dealt with them before, and they caused us a lot of trouble.
Lincoln: And we're bound to encounter the rest of Arpina's friends who are also members of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters.
Me: And I'm still stunned that there was an ancient order who've protected the world from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm.
Eli: Father and I both knew of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and when we saw Arpina and her friends, they reminded us of their ancestors.
Nico: Too bad we didn't meet them when we went after Yami Marik and Dark Bakura, they would've wanted to get ultimate payback on those bastards.
Lincoln: When we have a rescue in The Simulator, we'll make sure they get first shot at them and deliver ultimate payback on them, and Zorc Necrophades is also one dangerous monster, if we face him in the future, we'll make him suffer for everything he's done.
Pharaoh Atem: I fear you may be right, Lincoln. We destroyed Zorc long ago, but there's a chance that he'll return to get revenge.
Me: If he does return, we'll be ready, Atem.
Nico: He's right, we won't let that ruthless planet destroying demon do as he pleases with our world, he'll die horribly for his crimes.
Arpina Apollonia: When we do face him, we'll summon the Hieratic Duel Monsters to join in as well.
Arpina Apollonia showed the card of Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis.
Lincoln: That's right, I remember that each of you have the Hieratic Duel Monster cards, and when things get tough, you summon them to help out, and I saw you summon Hieratic Sun Dragon Overlord of Heliopolis on Chandler and he got burned on the butt.
Eli: Did she really...?
Lincoln: Yep, of course, the flames were too hot, and his clothes got burned off and he was butt naked, and this was in school mind you.
Nico: Not again! How many times did this happen?!
Me: You really don't want to know.
Luna: Yeah, everyone screamed in horror upon seeing him in the nude after his clothes got burned off and he got hauled off by the cops for indecent exposure.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi are heading to Dolphin Shoals.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi are dressed in colored bikinis tops The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Aria the Apophis: Wow, so this is Dolphin Shoals. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Aria, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and wrapped their tails around their waists.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Dolphin Shoals, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi are in your harem, Linky.
Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Yamiga: I hadn't forgotten when Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi met him, and when they did, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks and Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi wound up with tons of kisses from him, they sure did enjoy their slice of beefcake alright. (Chuckles)
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Aria the Apophis, Viper the Basilisk, Bora the Bunyip, Dora the Echidna, Erica the Lamia, Karin the Medusa, and Sakura the Shirohebi, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
We were watching TV. I had Dahlia with me to keep her company.
Poromon: Would you 2 like beer?
Borealis Wolffang: Oh they don't drink. They only eat steak.
Poromon: Oh. Okay.
Nico: And Poliwag you already gave the Puppy eyes were watching TV. I had Dahlia with me to keep her company.
Poromon: Would you 2 like beer?
Borealis Wolffang: Oh they don't drink. They only eat steak.
Poromon: Oh. Okay.
Nico: And Poliwag you already gave the Puppy eyes earlier.
Poliwag: Okay.
Nico: Anyone else want go with Jack, Luna, and Marina? Besides Hydro Man, Aquafiend, Splitface, Vert, and Juru?
Kopaka: I'll go.
Skinner: So will I.
Nico: Okay.
Scotsman: (Scottish Accent) Ashi, Her sisters, Me, Verbina, Aster, and Rothy here will go too now.
Me: Okay then.
Nico: Cool.
Maria: And I'll go as well.
Nico: All right then.
Me: Dahlia I'll leave a clone with you to keep you company.
I made a shadow clone and it stayed with her.
We later left for Japan.
Nico: Hikaru meet Vert and Juru.
Vert: Awesome to meet you. I'm Vert Wheeler.
Juru: And I'm Juru, leader of the Kiramagers.
Hydro Man: And meet Jack and Marina's archenemies.
Aquafiend: My name is Aquafiend. I'm one of the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers monsters.
Me: You may know him as Gabara from GoGoV.
Misuzu: Oh wow!
Splitface: And I'm Splitface of the Nighloks from the Samurai Rangers.
Me: You may know him as Utakasane from Shinkengers.
Hikaru: Cool! Awesome to meet you guys.
Jack: And these are some of our friends from the days of the Brave 12.
Scotsman: Ach pleasure to meet ya laddies. I'm the Scotsman.
Ashi: I'm Ashi and these are my sisters
Ami: I'm Ami.
Avi: I'm Avi.
Ara: I'm Ara.
Aki: I'm Aki.
Ana: I'm Ana.
Asia: And I'm Asia.
Verbina: I'm Princess Verbina.
Aster: And I'm Prince Aster.
Rothy: (British Accent) And I am Sir Colin Bartholomew Montgomery Rothchild III. Or Rothy for short.
Hikaru: Wow it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Maria: My name is Maria Dunbar, Second in Command of the Redemption Squad.
Kopaka: I'm Kopaka, Toa of Ice.
Skinner: and I'm Seymour Skinner.
Hikaru: Pleasure to meet you.
Vert: I'm also the Leader of Battle Force 5.
Nico: They are Multiverse traveling defenders.
Hikaru: Amazing!
Me: Yep and Vert is an old friend of mine. Long story.
Hikaru: That is cool!
Me: It sure is.
Hikaru: So, did you guys kill Vilgax?
Me: Yes we did. He's gone forever.
Nico: Good riddance.
Ashi: Yeah that was awesome.
Eli: We ended his reign of terror forever.
Nico: Yep.
Hikaru: (to Skinner) So, do you have any powers?
Skinner: Well I am a master of weapons. And I can track students down that missed school on purpose or cause trouble.
Me: His favorite target is Bart Simpson.
Hikaru: Wait a second! I thought you looked familiar. You are from the Springfield, Oregon area.
Me: Yep. That's him. We blew that entire place to kingdom come.
Scotsman: Oh it's a long story there now.
Me: It sure is.
Ashi: You're not going to like what happened there.
Hydro Man: Don't underestimate Skinner. He might not look like much but he actually fought in the Royal Defenders battle.
Me: It's true.
Luna: That was so rockin dudes.
Samurai Jack: It sure was.
Hikaru: That is amazing.
Nico: So, what's been going on since last time?
Hikaru: Well...
But then the alarm went off!
Me: Uh oh.
We saw ETELGAR! And he was over in a village by Mount Fuji!
Long ago, Etelgar attacked Planet Zandt and captured one of their residents, Arena. He manipulated her memories by concealing his image as her planet's destroyer with Ultraman Ginga, thus with her, they went to various dimensions and kidnapped Heisei Ultras.
After imprisoning most of the Heisei Ultras, he proceeded to overpower and imprison Ultraman Cosmos, on Planet Juran. With Cosmos imprisoned and separated from his host, Ultimate Zero appeared and challenged Etelgar, who fled using his castle to cover his and Arena's escape. While travelling across universes, Etelgar notified his mistress of their next target, the Ultraman from the future.
When he arrived on Earth, he was challenged by Ultraman Ginga and Ultraman Victory. However, his combat skills were more than enough to avoid all of Ginga and Victory attacks. He almost succeeded in sealing the duo, but Ultraman Zero arrived for a rematch. Etelgar was strong enough to withstand Zero's Ultimate Aegis attack which only burned off the demon's scarf as well as breaking his mask.
Once again, Etelgar retreated and Ultraman Zero took the opportunity to hold a special training regimen for Hikaru and Shou. On the next day, Etelgar started making his move and collect all of the fear of the civilian population (including Hikaru and Shou) to create an Eteldummy of Dark Lugiel. After that, he escaped to his castle.
After all of the sealed Ultras were freed, all of the Ultras, save Cosmos and the newborn Ultraman Gingavictory, the Ultras confronted their rival Eteldummies that were created by Etelgar and the duo fought Etelgar on top of his castle. Etelgar managed to hold up Cosmos' Luna Mode and Gingavictory but had a hard time after Cosmos changed to Eclipse Mode and Gingavictory Ultlance Shepherdon and Hyper Zetton. Cosmos was able to separate Arena and cure her with his Cosmium Beam, leaving Gingavictory to destroy Etelgar with his Ultra Fusion Shoot once and for all. Etelgar is destroyed above Planet Earth. The other Ultras utilized the Crossover Formation and destroyed Etelgar's castle with their signature beams.
Etelgar is revived and is sent to intercept the Ultraman Rosso and Ultraman Blu. The duo try to retaliate by changing into their Wind and Ground forms respectively but are unable to do any damage because of Etelgar's strong armor. Etelgar is about to destroy them until Ribut comes, having been sent by Taro, and blocks his attack with his Ribut Blocker. He traps him with his Strong Net and they fly away, escaping him for the time being.
The League of Darkness reassembles at Ultra Dark-Killer's Dark Palace on Planet Tenebris. After Ultraman Orb Darkness is created by Dark-Killer, Etelgar took interest in Lugiel's bitter rivalry towards Ginga and simply goes along by claiming Victory as his opponent, which he does so when the New Generation Heroes storm the Dark Palace. Etelgar keeps up with Victory's Ultlance and managed to gain the upper hand before he was defeated by Gingavictory's Wide Zero Shot, spending his final moments cursing at his defeat.
Me: That's Etelgar! I remember him!
Eli: WHOA! He is ugly!
Nico: Yep. Lets get him!
We were off.
Vert got into the Saber.
He was diving.
We were flying.
Me: There!
We saw ETELGAR!
Nico: There he is!
Eli: He is ugly!
Juru: KIRAMAI CHANGE!
In a red jewel formation he transformed!
He was ready!
Nico: This will be good!
Eli: Lets summon Kaiju power! MOTHRA FLY FORTH!
Mothra then came!
Mothra: I'm ready for action!
Juru got out his ProgriseKey.
MR. X'S ZOMBIE FURY!
He fired a wave of darkness and blasted Etelgar!
Mothra fired a wave of lightning and blasted him.
Vert got out his Progrisekey.
SPEEDING LAGRANGE RUN!
ZOOM!
He ran fast and kicked Etelgar down!
Nico: NICE ONE!
Then a wave of ice flew in and froze Etelgar.
Me: What the!?
We saw a girl with blue hair and red eyes and pitch black clothes and angel wings.
Me: (GASP) Eilene Arctiguana!
Nico: Oh man!
Me: She's half Polar Manzardill and has all of the powers of ice.
Nico: Wow!
Eilene Arctiguana: (GRUNTS) (HOLDS HEAD) HELP ME GUYS!
Eilene breathed ice at Skinner!
Skinner fired a wave of fire and blasted the ice and a huge cloud of steam came out.
Nico: Nice one!
I fired an Electron beam of the antidote and injected her with it.
Kopaka charged at her as she breathed ice at him
Kopaka controlled the ice and blew it back at her.
Mothra blasted Etelgar all over.
Hikaru: GINGA!
He turned into ULTRAMAN GINGA!
Me: Awesome!
Ginga: GINGA FIREBALLS!
He fired huge blasts of fireballs and blasted Etelgar all over!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOMMMMMM!
Kopaka then got out his ProgriseKey
MOONSTONE'S BEAMS OF FURY!
He fired waves of light and blasted Etelgar all over!
?: (Echoing) FIST OF THE BEAST KING!
LION ROAR!
A lion energy blast appeared and it hit Etelgar and blasted him.
Nico: WHOA!
Leomon came!
Me: Leomon! Whoa!
Leomon: (In a girls voice) Ready for action to defend my friends!
Nico: Lila Leo!? WHOA!
She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair and blue eyes and had sports clothes on and had yellow angel wings and had a lion sword and had a symbol for Leomon in the middle of her forehead and on her shirts.
Lila Leo: Awesome to see you again Nico! (Echoing) FIST OF THE BEAST KING!
She fired a wave of energy and blasted Eileen down and the antidote took effect. Eileen was back to normal with her blue eyes.
Eileen Arctiguana: (Groans) What happened?
Me: Ugly story.
The Scotsman and Samurai Jack's friends blasted and smashed Etelgar.
Splitface charged at Etelgar and blasted him all over.
Aquafiend fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Hydro Man fired a wave of water and blasted him too.
Me: Lets blast this guy!
Hikaru: You got it! GINGA SUPER BLAST!
He fired a massive rainbow blast of energy and the blast hit him and Etelgar exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Etelgar was dead! I caught the Spark Doll of him!
Eli: Take that!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Etelgar you have failed this universe!
Skinner: Told you I can handle myself.
Hikaru: You sure did.
Me: Yep.
Lila Leo: That was awesome though!
Eileen Arctiguana: That was cool. Thank you guys.
Me: No problem.
Hikaru: Lila do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Lila Leo: When me and Nico went to the jungle and helped starving warthogs.
Nico: We fed them bugs and it was awesome.
Me: That is cool.
Eli: It sure is.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Lila hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Lila Leo: Same here.
Later we came back.
May: How did it go guys?
Me: Really awesome!
We told them everything.
May: WHOA! That is cool!
Nico: Yep. Aruto and Zixx should come next.
Me: Awesome!
Aruto: Looking forward to it.
Me: Yep.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
The mascots were about to head out.
Splat: Where are you guys going?
Poromon: Out on a walk.
Qin: I'll go with too. I could use some fresh air.
Nico: Okay.
They went down to the surface.
On the surface they were walking around.
Horsea: Such a beautiful day.
Qin: Boy it sure is.
Manaphy: I'll say!
Poliwag: Look. Someone's selling cookies!
Qin: Lets go see. But lets be cautious.
They went and checked it out.
Manaphy: Qin, what can be so bad about cookies?
Qin: Just making sure they aren't cookies that can hurt.
Manaphy: Oh.
They went over.
Back at the estate we were minding our own business.
Nico felt something.
Nico: Mt mascot senses are tingling!
Nikki Clemmington: Nico, they probably aren't in trouble right now. (LOUD FART!) Oops sorry.
Nico: It's fine. But No but they are heading to it.
Me: Lets go see.
We went to check it out.
Qin and the mascots saw the sign on the stand.
Qin: (Reading) "Cho-cocaine Cookies. $1.00" Oh. Wait a second. Cho-cocaine? (GASP) Guys are these cookies laced with what I think they are!?
Horsea: You mean chocolate.
Qin: No Horsea look at the sign.
They read it.
They saw that the cookies had been spiked with one thing!
Mascots and Qin: THOSE COOKIES HAVE COCAINE IN THEM!
Qin: Who in their fucked up mind would sell cookies with cocaine in them!?
Poliwag (disappointed): Whoever's in charge didn't even bother to hide it.
Poromon: Well we got to stop this! Lets go!
They went over.
It was a hippie that was selling it.
He pulled a batch of cookies out of the oven.
GUNS CLICK!
They pointed their guns at him.
Qin: DROP THE COOKIES AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR BUB!
Hippie: Want a cookie? They're cheap! (Puts one in Manaphy's mouth)
Manaphy: (SPITS IT OUT) BLECH! THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
SHE WIPED HER TONGUE!
Then the police and us came!
Sheila: OKAY DRUGGY! YOUR DRUG RIDE IS OVER!
Tom and Sheila slapped the cuffs on him!
Qin: This guy was selling cookies spiked with cocaine!
Sheila: Oh really!?
Qin looked and found the cocaine.
Qin: AHA!
Blocks of cocaine were under the stand!
Poromon: And he wasn't ashamed of hiding it.
We came.
Me: Well I'll be! Cameltoe Connor! I've been trying to find you for a long time.
Nico: I've heard of this clod! He is a bad hippie that sells cocaine spiked cookies.
We saw several kids and they had eaten some.
Flamewar: FUCK! Several kids had already ate some.
Me: It's the School of Drugs all over again.
Kid 1: Government came and took my baby!
Nico: Oh shit!
I snapped my fingers and got them back to normal.
Nico: There.
Then a motorcycle came and on it was a girl with black hair and red eyes and had orange clothes and a tiara with the symbol of Nitro Man on it and had orange angel wings. Her motorcycle looked like Ghost Riders. Flames Included.
Nadia Nitro: Wow nice save. Nadia Nitro, Embodiment of Nitro Man.
Me: Awesome to meet you. Wow nice wheels!
Nadia Nitro: Thanks.
Ghost Rider: Nadia good to see you.
Rainbow Dash: Looking awesome!
Nadia: Thanks Ghost Rider and you are looking awesome Rainbow Dash. Especially you Duncan. Been a while.
Duncan: Rockin to see you agaiin Nadia.
Poliwag: And May? He shoved a cookie in Manaphy's mouth.
We then saw him shove a cookie in Horsea's mouth.
She spit it out!
Nadia Nitro: Why you little!
She went over to him!
Nadia Nitro: You are guilty! Your Soul is stained by the blood of the innocent. Look into my eyes. Feel the pain of those you hurt!
Then he screamed as she used the Penance Stare on him and his sins were turned against him! He killed people with drugs, poisoned people and more and he screamed and he was trapped in hell!
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
Me: HO-LY FUCKING SHIT!
Nico: She knows the Penance Stare!?
Ghost Rider: Who do you think taught her?
Duncan: And we didn't even get to see May and Maria's reactions.
May: I think seeing him suffer because of Nadia speaks volumes.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: But at least they spit out the cookies.
Me: Yep.
Afterburner: How did you meet Ghost Rider and Duncan?
Nadia Nitro: I met Ghost Rider when he was out hunting criminals and he taught me how to use fire powers and the penance stare. It really is amazing. And he made me my motorcycle. Hence why mine looks like his.
Me: That is really awesome.
Nadia Nitro: Yep. I met Duncan after he won Total Drama Action and he and Courtney filed a massive lawsuit against Billy McLean. I wanted to help them bring him to justice but I needed to help gather proof against him.
Nico: Can't act without proof. But we already did all that for you.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: That is cool though. Would you like to join the team?
Nadia Nitro: I would be honored.
Sunny: Wait! I almost forgot my surprise!
Dusk: And that is?
Me: What is it Sunny? Wait!
Lincoln: Sunny! Are you?
Sunny: Yep! I'm Pregnant!
Lincoln: Sunny!
She and Lincoln hugged.
WE CHEERED WILDLY FOR THEM!
Me: Way to go Sunny!
Pipp Petals: (GASP) OH MY GLITTER! Sunny we're so happy for you!
Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah Sunny! That is awesome!
Argyle Starshine: Way to go Sunny Bunny! And Lincoln you are going to be a great father.
Me: No doubt.
Nico: (to Manaphy and Horsea) Would you two like mouthwash?
Manaphy: Yes please.
Horsea: Yes please.
We gave them some and they drank and gargled it and spat it out and it was gone.
Manaphy: Ahh. That's better.
Horsea: Worst thing I've ever tasted.
American Dad Roger Smith: These cookies look good!
He picked one up and I slapped a cookie out of his hand.
Me: Drop it Roger!
American Dad Roger Smith: Hey, cocaine or not, it would be a waste to throw them out!
Stan Smith: (Sternly) Roger don't make me hurt you.
Sheila: He's right. These cookies are now police property for disposal.
Me: We can't let what happened in the past happen again.
Maria: Geez, the last he could've done was pick a less obvious name
Me: I know.
Qin: You know how stupid can criminals can be.
Joe Swanson: That is true. Some criminals are stupid.
Me: Yep.
We went back home.
We arrived back home.
Nico: (to Manaphy and Horsea) Good thing none of the cocaine got into you two
Manaphy: No kidding.
Horsea: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was the evil version of his future wife, Chelsea Van Der Zee, but she's in the form of Queen Nerissa, and she's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh God.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and Chelsea, you aren't going to like it. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than your evil self, but she's in the form of Queen Nerissa, and she's causing havoc.
WE GASPED!
Chelsea Van Der Zee: That's impossible, I thought she was sent to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: She actually cheated her death sentence and got herself sent to Hell.
Nico: That monster, she's going to pay for this.
Me: That she will.
Lincoln: I'm going to end her this time for good, I refuse to let a monster like that live a single second further.
Nico: That's the spirit, Lincoln. Alright, team, let's go, we got an evil human-despising monster to destroy.
Me: So we're going to meet Ruby Gillman and help her take down Chelsea's evil self and make sure she pays.
Nico: Nice!
Qin: First we'll watch the movie and then head out.
Nico: Yep.
Then the previous group came.
Moonstone: Can me, Cavalier, Spymaster, Speed Demon, Turtle, Koragg, Seadramon, Shade, Ebon, and Villamax go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with us. We're going to meet Ruby Gillman next.
Lola: I'll go make the popcorn.
Nico: Okay.
She went and did so.
We then got to watching the movie
*SPOILER ALERT*
In the seaside town of Oceanside, 16-year-old[8][9] Ruby Gillman lives with her family, trying to fit in with humans despite being krakens. Her mother, Agatha, forbids her from going to prom because of its location being on a ship in the ocean. At Oceanside High School, Ruby initially refuses, but her friends Margot, Trevin, and Bliss convince her to ask out her crush, Connor. Before she can ask, she accidentally knocks Connor into the water. Ruby jumps in and saves him, but Connor believes he was saved by the new girl, Chelsea Van Der Zee, who tries to befriend Ruby. Ruby notices bioluminescent suction cups on her fingers and hides in the library. She attempts to call Agatha, but decides against it. To her confusion and horror, she transforms into a giant kraken and accidentally destroys the library after being startled by the librarian.
Ruby panics after being spotted by Chelsea and runs to the lighthouse to hide. Agatha notices and chases her, reuniting with her brother Brill along the way, who had been sent to retrieve Ruby by her grandmother after she sensed the Pulse emitted by Ruby's transformation. Finally catching up with her, Agatha calms the distressed Ruby down and she shrinks down to her normal size. At the house, Arthur, Ruby's father, and Sam, Ruby's little brother, discover Ruby's transformation. Agatha explains how Ruby's earlier mishap triggered the transformation and that she also turns into a giant kraken.
Angered that Agatha withheld the truth from her, Ruby sneaks out to meet her grandmother, the Warrior Queen of the Seven Seas, with a reluctant Brill's help. Grandmamah reveals to Ruby that she is a princess and next in line to take the throne, to her shock. She also explains that mermaids are actually the most malevolent creatures in the seas, contrary to popular belief, and that they found a powerful trident called The Trident of Oceanus to rule the ocean, and how her mother, the greatest Kraken warrior, trapped them for all eternity. Ruby declines the throne but is thankful to have finally learned the truth. On her way home, she is attacked and almost killed by an elderly sailor and Oceanside tour guide, Gordon Lighthouse. Chelsea, who reveals she is a mermaid, saves and helps Ruby escape, much to Gordon's disappointment.
Ruby tries to return to her normal life, but footage of her in her Kraken form becomes viral. She has a "Super Sea Girl Ditch Day" with Chelsea, who tells her that her mother, the mermaid Queen Nerissa, was supposedly killed trying to retrieve the Trident. She asks Ruby to get it to help unite the Krakens and Mermaids, so Ruby trains with Grandmamah to be powerful enough to get it.
On prom night, Ruby tells her mother about Chelsea, but Agatha, disappointed and outraged that Ruby made friends with a mermaid, forbids her from seeing her grandmother, leading to a frustrated Ruby running back to the ocean to grab the Trident for Chelsea while Agatha confronts Grandmamah, with both realizing that Nerissa never had a daughter and Chelsea is not who she says she is. Ruby succeeds in retrieving it but is betrayed by Chelsea, who reveals that she is Nerissa and uses Ruby to help her reclaim the trident to exact her revenge on the Krakens. Nerissa sheds her disguise and traps Ruby before going to destroy Oceanside. Agatha and Grandmamah try to fight her off while Brill finds a demoralized and wounded Ruby. After he encourages her, she goes to the surface to stop Nerissa. Nerissa overpowers Grandmamah and Agatha but is confronted by Ruby, who engages her in a duel over the trident, revealing her secret to her friends and Connor.
Nerissa gains the upper hand, but Ruby disarms her, realizing that the Trident can be destroyed with enough power. Ruby attempts to reason with Nerissa to no avail, so she, Agatha and Grandmamah combine their laser eyes to destroy the trident, defeating Nerissa and shrinking her to her normal size, where Gordon cages her. Ruby reconciles with her mother, reunites with her friends, and asks Connor out to prom, which he accepts, while Agatha and Grandmamah also reconcile.
Sometime later, everyone returns to their normal lives, with Ruby and Connor becoming a couple as she becomes the protector of Oceanside.
We were in awe and it was awesome!
When it was done we cheered wildly!
Me: That was an awesome movie!
Xenia: Yeah it was!
Ariel: I can't believe that Nerissa wants to destroy all Krakens and take over!
Eli: She's like Ursula!
Camie: So who is Chelsea?
Me: The evil Queen Nerissa. Not the one we know.
Xenia: Yep.
I pulled up her history.
Queen Nerissa, known by her human pseudonym name Chelsea Van Der Zee, is the main antagonist of DreamWorks' 44th full-length animated film Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken.
She is the newest & most popular student at Oceanside High School. Posing as a regular human, her true form is actually a mermaid. Feigning a friendship with Ruby, Chelsea manipulates her into giving her a mythical trident, which she plans to use to increase her power, avenge her kind, and kill all the krakens. She is also the former friend & arch-nemesis of Ruby Gillman and the Gillman family as a whole.
She was voiced by Annie Murphy in her first villainous role.
As Queen of the Mermaids, Nerissa, after finding the ancient weapon known as the Trident of Oceanus, led the mermaids in what would later on be known as the Battle of the Trident, in which she, with the power of the trident, would slay all but three of the giant Krakens, before being defeated by their greatest champion, the daughter of the Kraken Queen, Agatha Gillman.
As a result, Nerissa, alongside the rest of her kind, were forced to flee their Homeland, in order to avoid being completely genocide by the Kraken Kingdom, a faith that they were only safe from ironically, due to the actions of the very same Kraken responsible for their current state of affairs, Agatha Gillman, who sometime after the events of the Battle of the Trident, would hide the Trident in the Well of Seas, before fleeing her Homeland with her husband and recently born child Ruby Gillman, which, as a result of the Krakens never finding the place in which she hid the trident, prevented them from eliminating the mermaids.
Sometime later, Nerissa, after learning of the actions of Agatha, attempted and succeeded at locating the trident, only to realize that only a giant Kraken can retrieve it from the Well of Seas, in response, Nerissa, refusing to go back into hiding, and accept the total humiliation of her failures, abandoned her people, and fled to the very same place her mortal enemy ended up fleeing to, Oceanside, where she would hide herself under the fake human identity of Chelsea Van Der Zee, and would begin to go to Oceanside High, where she would become the school's most popular student, on her first day, after stealing the credit for saving the teenager known as Connor, from the daughter of Agatha, Ruby Gillman, moments before encountering her in person.
Which she would later on attempt, and would succeed, after saving her life, and helping her to deal with some of her problems, befriending Ruby, in order to regain the trident.
Nerissa takes on the identity of a human girl named Chelsea Van Der Zee, arriving at the school at the exact same time that Ruby saves her crush, Connor, which she steals the credit for, resulting in her getting heavily praised, stating that she was prompted to save him by a saying her mother told her in her youth, which, alongside her beauty, immediately skyrockets her to the top of the school's popularity poll.
Later, Chelsea saves Ruby from being killed by the Oceanside's tour guide Gordon Lighthouse, revealing her true identity as a mermaid in the process. The two later become closer friends when they ditch school together, spending their leisure hours relaxing in the ocean, where the two then end up deciding to try to bring peace between their species, by getting the Trident and using it as a symbol of peace. Chelsea then tells Ruby that her mother was Nerissa, and that she died trying to retrieve the Trident from the Well of Seas.
On prom night, Ruby is elated to tell her mother, Agatha, about Chelsea. Due to her being a mermaid, Agatha questions Chelsea's true motives and forbids Ruby from seeing her grandmother out of disappointment. Frustrated, Ruby runs off with the trident and gives it to Chelsea. With the trident in her hand, she reveals that she is Nerissa and that her friendship with Ruby was a lie so she can get the trident to gain more power. She then grows to a monstrous size and goes off to attack the town. As a result of her friend's betrayal, Ruby is distraught; however, with some words of encouragement from her uncle, Brill, Ruby gains enough confidence to take on Nerissa.
Nerissa then arrives at Oceanside from underwater to search for Agatha as she knocked down the door of a house the latter sold to a couple. When Agatha asks where Ruby is, Nerissa explains that they have said their "goodbyes", while mocking Agatha for being a waste of time with Grandmamah defending her before the duo tried to stop her, only to be overpowered.
Ruby then arrives and fights Nerissa while protecting her family and friends. Nerissa tries to stop Ruby by knocking out the children with a tidal wave. However, Ruby saves everyone from danger, with her friends and Connor seeing her in her giant form. Before they can say anything, Margo warns Ruby about Nerissa, who knocks the latter underwater.
Nerissa taunts Ruby telling her she'll never win and that she is just a dumb teenager, and continues to belittle her for thinking she that someone like her would ever be friends with a "monster". This has Ruby stand up to Nerissa while distracting her by using her laser-eyes to take the Trident out of her hand, while the latter goes to both her mother and grandmother about her plan, that the trident can be destroyed with enough power.
After Nerissa finds the Trident, Ruby tries to reason with her on redemption, and convincing her to give her the trident but the latter refuses, saying she'll never take it from her. However, Ruby, Agatha, and Grandmamah combine their laser eyes to shoot at the trident together, destroying it and defeating Nerissa, returning her to her normal size as she is then taken away on Captain Lighthouse's boat. Captured, Nerissa pleads Captain Lighthouse to let her go under the excuse that she is pretty and misunderstood instead of a monster to no avail, and while Grandmamah suggest cooking Nerissa for her actions, Ruby convinces her not to. Nerissa is last seen still caged while Lighthouse makes a livestream about how mermaids are the real monsters rather than krakens, leading Nerissa to ask if she's attracting more followers, possibly staying in the cage or being imprisoned else where.
We were shocked!
Qin: WHOA! She is dangerous! But Chelsea is going to the M.O.E.
Nico: Yep.
Lincoln: She already is there.
Me: It's true.
Sirenoid: I'm going to feel right at home where we're going.
Klaus Von Herzon: You sure are. Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Commander Yanmark next.
Qin: Cool!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa, and that rampaging animal is coming after us to pummel us with snowballs. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something none of us are going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa, and that rampaging animal is coming after us to pummel us with snowballs.
Me: Uh oh, what does she look like?
Lincoln took out his sketchbook and we saw Lisa's feral animal Packing Day version, she looked like her on Packing Day, but with long wild unkempt brown hair, she has on a green coat with the sleeves torn off, green pants, and black boots, and she was on all fours.
Lisa Loud: Sweet Newton Atom's Apple, that version of me is nothing more than an uncivilized beast!
MONSTROUSLY MEGA LOUD BELCH!
Me: Along with having Lynn's monstrous side on Packing Day.
Stella Esteban: We'll be ready for her, we've dealt with Lynn on Packing Day before, this won't be any different.
Nico: Oh, this is gonna end badly for her. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to destroy Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa and make her pay.
Lincoln: That monster's done tormenting everyone in her path, and once we get done with her, you're next, you monstrous beast.
Stella Esteban: We knew this day was coming, but we've been through a lot worse with Lynn on Packing Day, but either way, we're stopping you dead in your tracks.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to destroy Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa, and once we get done with her, Lincoln and Stella Esteban along with me are going to destroy the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa.
We were off to Oceanside!
We arrived.
Cavalier: Here we are!
Me: Wow! Oceanside, California.
Qin: It's amazing.
Camie: It sure is.
Ariel: I had no idea that there was a terrible feud with mermaids and krakens. That is brutal.
Eli: No kidding! I'm glad Atlantica wasn't involved in that.
Wynn: Yeah! Or all hell would have broken loose on that.
We arrived at Oceanside High School.
Me: Wow nice place.
Qin: It sure is.
Beast Wars Inferno: Anyone here? The Royalty will not hurt you.
Ruby Gillman: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: Ruby Gillman it's a pleasure to meet you.
Ruby Gillman: Same here I am such a huge fan of you guys. You did it all.
Me: We're glad we have an awesome fan.
Spymaster: Oh, these are Spongebob and Ariel.
SpongeBob: Pleasure to meet you!
Ariel: I'm the princess of Atlantica. I'm not like Nerissa.
Me: Long story.
Ruby Gillman: Lets head to the cafeteria and talk there.
Me: Sure.
We went there and Connor met up with us and we got to talking.
Ruby Gillman: So you guys are here to help us destroy Nerissa forever.
Me: That's right. Well actually Chelsea is now in the M.O.E. And she is now part of Lincoln's harem. So we're going to separate her evil and destroy both her and Nerissa. We are amazed that Chelsea and Nerissa were both one in the same.
Luxord: Ariel has not involved in this stupid feud.
Ariel: Daddy said he had more important things to worry about.
Eli: Yeah.
Ruby Gillman: That's good. Nice to know that not all mermaids are like Nerissa. No offense.
Ariel: None taken. I didn't even know a feud like this was going on between us.
Connor (Ruby Gillman): Yeah it's a really terrible feud.
Me: And of Hatfields and McCoys caliber too.
Nico: Scary.
Me: We've had lots of past run-ins with mermaids of the dark side of the legend so we're no strangers to that.
Venom: Don't get us started on how giant she ended up!
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: She was about the size of a kraken in that one.
Ruby Gillman: Wow! That is amazing!
Turtle: Does she have any eels like Ursula did?
Ruby Gillman: No thank goodness.
Qin: If Chelsea did we would turn them into fish soup.
Nico: Yep.
Tomahawk Man: So, what else is here?
Ruby Gillman: I made some cookies. Want some?
We then got flashbacks to earlier.
Me: Ooh what kind are they?
Ruby Gillman: Oh they are butterscotch vanilla. And don't worry no drugs are in them.
Me: Oh good.
I had one.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.
Ed: I can't have butterscotch.
Me: He's allergic to Butterscotch.
Ruby Gillman: (Confused) What?
Me: When he eats butterscotch he itches like crazy and breaks out in ugly swollen hives.
Qin: We found out the hard way about that because of a bet turned into a torture session. Ugly story.
Ruby Gillman.
Horsea and Manaphy had some.
Koragg: How did you know we would be questioning about drugs?
Ruby Gillman: Just call me psychic.
Me: (LAUGHS) But these are delicious.
Ruby Gillman: Thank you very much.
Horsea: Mmm! These are good!
Manaphy: They sure are.
Krankenstein: Monster wanted to see Maria and May beat hippie up!
Maria: I know. But the way Nadia did that is good enough.
May: Her penance stare did that for us.
Nico: Yep.
Connor (Ruby Gillman): That's true.
Me: Yep. (Senses something) Uh oh. My mermaid senses are tingling. Chelsea is close.
Seadramon: I'm right at home here.
Varie: Same here.
Ariel: Yeah.
Nico: Lets find Chelsea.
Eli: (Concentrates) We don't have to. She's already here.
In came CHELSEA VAN DER ZEE!
Me: Chelsea Van Dee Zee. Or should we call you Queen Nerissa?
Fellbat: We're still doing the entrance, right?
Nico: Yes.
Fellbat: Good.
Chelsea Van Dee Zee: Come to rub it in my face that you are here to destroy me!? Come to say that Kraken's are superior!? Get on with it!
Me: No we're not here for any of that.
Nico: We're going to make you into a better person.
Lincoln: And save you from yourself.
Chelsea: Or I could finish what Ursula started!
Shade: You could do that.
Gaon: And I'll just take you down like I did to her!
Lincoln: Chelsea you don't want to do that. Think about what you are doing. We're going to try and help you and save you from this monster you turned into. This is not who you are.
Youngblood: Try anything and I'll make you walk the plank!
Lincoln: Chelsea don't you remember having fun with Ruby? Those fun times? You can still redeem yourself. You can become a better person. You are not this monster. You got to let that stuff in the past go because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is who you choose to be.
Ebon: C'mon. Let us save you before we do our job.
Me: And that is to free you from this monster you are now.
Chelsea Van Dee Zee: I choose to be Ruby's friend and Lincoln's future wife!
Me: Good choice!
I fired a wave of light and separated a huge blob of darkness from her and it went into the ocean.
We went after it and Lincoln picked up Chelsea and we went to the ocean
We saw a figure and it was EVIL CHELSEA/NERISSA!
She looked like a black hair version of her but with evil red eyes.
Burner Man: Entrance time!
We went at her.
Evil Chelsea: Free at last! Now to...
Then the spirits of the ocean came and swirled around her and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Hello Chelsea Van Dee Zee. We have a score to settle
Evil Chelsea: I'm now free to do whatever I want!
Villamax: Only thing you're free to do is die!
Me: And it's going to be painful!
I fired a massive energy blast and it hit her and exploded all over!
Ben turned into Kickin Hawk!
Kickin Hawk: KICKIN HAWK!
He went and kicked Evil Chelsea all over!
Qin: YEAH!
Kickin Hawk: This guy is ruffling my feathers!
Foghorn Leghorn: Lets I say, lets give her what for!
Foghorn Leghorn and Kickin Hawk: CHICKEN STYLE: CHICKEN FURY BLAST!
They fired energy and blasted her all over!
Qin: Nice one!
Forgorn Leghorn: That girl, I say that girl is lower than a snake full of buckshot
Kickin HAwk turned into Toepick!
Toepick: TOEPICK!
He opened his faceplate and REVEALED HIS NIGHTMARE FACE!
Evil Chelsea screamed in horror and fright.
Trina Thing: You think that's scary, look at this!
Trina and Toepick: THING STYLE: BLOOD AND CARNAGE OF HORROR!
Trina changed into a super horrifying monster of blood and guts and more and they really scared Evil Chelsea!
Toepick turned into Astrodactyl!
Astrodactyl: ASTRODACTYL!
He fired laser blasts and blasted Evil Chelsea!
Terrorsaur: Time for some action myself! Terrorsaur, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
Astrodactyl: Lets do this!
Terrorsaur and Astrodactyl: PTERODACTYL BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of energy and blasted Evil Chelsea!
I fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Astrodactyl turned into Bullfrag!
Bullfrag: BULLFRAG!
He punched and smashed her all over!
Qin: Take that!
Bullfrag: And this too!
Slippy Toad: With me!
Slippy and Bullfrag: FROG AND TOAD KICK!
They jumped and kicked her in her face and smashed her!
Me: Take that!
Bullfrag turned into Buzzshock!
Buzzshock: BUZZSHOCK!
Buzzshock fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her all over.
Buzzshock: Take that!
Paula: And this too!
Paula and Buzzshock: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE BURST!
They fired waves of lightning and blasted Evil Chelsea all over.
Buzzshock turned into Atomix!
Atomix: ATOMIX!
Atomix fired nuclear energy and blasted her.
Atomix: That really must have hurt!
Hulk: So this!
Atomix and Hulk: HULK ATOMIC SMASH!
They fired atomic energy blasts and blasted Evil Chelsea all over and smashed her all over the place.
Atomix turned into Gutrot!
Gutrot: GUTROT!
Gutrot fired a chemical blast and blasted Eviil Chelsea!
Gutrot: Now that is awesome!
Dexter: And so is this one!
Dexter and Gutrot: ATOMIC BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Gutrot turned into Whampire!
Whampire: WHAMPIRE!
He fired waves of darkness and blasted her all over.
Whampire: (Transylvanian Accent) That must've hurt.
Lucy Loud: But so will this!
Lucy and Whampire: DARKNESS VAMPIRE BLAST!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed her all over.
Whampire turned into Rocks!
Rocks: ROCKS!
He punched and bashed and pulverized her.
Rocks: THIS WILL BE GREAT!
Thing: I'm ready too! IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
Rocks and Thing: ROCK FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of rock and smashed her all over.
Qin: Take that!
Rocks turned into Squidstrictor!
Squidstrictor: SQUIDSTRICTOR!
He wrapped his tentacles around her and smashed her all over!
Squidward: Lets get this moron!
Squidstrictor: That is for sure!
Squidward and Squidstrictor: SQUID SMASHING BASHER!
They smashed her with powerful punching and smashed her.
Nico: YEAH!
Horsea squirted ink and blinded her.
Me: Take that!
Then Metal Sonic, Ragdoll, Mercurymon, Eccentro, Bane, Motor Ed, Tri Klops, BlackWarGreymon, Deadwood, and Pyros came.
Nico: Metal Sonic, Ragdoll, Mercurymon, Eccentro, Bane, Motor Ed, Tri Klops, BlackWarGreymon, Deadwood, and Pyros!
Ragdoll: Ariel, Ruby is like you in so many ways.
Ariel: I know.
Mercurymon: Except you're both different species.
Eccentro: And come from two different places.
Bane: (to Nico) (Spanish Accent) We heard you fought the Vengeance Express.
Metal Sonic (to Vinyl): I hope you take care of that Mega Meloetta.
Vinyl Scratch: Oh I will.
Hookbeard then came out.
Me: Hookbeard for another round.
Hookbeard: Yep.
Me: Awesome.
Hookbeard: This is my kind of place.
Nico: It sure is!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway!
Vinyl Scratch, Jun, Rui, Sirenmon, Ariel's Sisters, Athena, Melody, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic, Francisco, Bruce (Finding Nemo), Gangreen Gang, Anglerfish (Finding Nemo), and Vanessa VS Metal Sonic - Nico's rescue on a planet of Caldo de Siete Mares and we battled the Vengeance Express 6 and Jade Kubaos Transformed against them! SERIOUSLY VYPRA NEEDS TO KEEP THOSE SIX IN A PADDED CELL!
Metal Sonic was first.
Metal Sonic (to Vinyl): Nico's rescue was on a planet of Caldo de Siete Mares where Jade Kubaos transformed against the Vengeance Express 6! (annoyed) OK, VYPRA SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO KEEP THOSE SIX IN A PADDED CELL!
Vinyl Scratch: I know! Those 6 always cause nothing but trouble to the Ed's.
Jun: They need a huge lesson in manners and realize that revenge is never the answer.
Rui: Yeah but those 6 will never listen to reason. They are hellbent on getting revenge on the Ed's for everything they did.
Starlight Glimmer: Those six are nothing but a bunch of slow-witted peabrained nimrods out for blood.
Cozy Glow: That is for sure!
Hex: Yeah what a bunch of idiots!
Metal Sonic: That is telling them! Lets do it!
Vinyl Scratch flicked the switches of Metal Sonic and Mobius and got a Laser Sword!
Vinyl Scratch: THE RAVE SWORD OF THE PARTY POWER!
Metal Sonic: Nice!
Vinyl Scratch: RAVE STYLE: BLOODRAVE DANCE BLAST!
She fired waves of lasers and the group fired waves of bones, skulls, blood, ghosts, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
War Machine, Yost Captain America, Thumbelina, Shirou Gou, Sapphire Constantine, Shino Sosaki, Mahoro Shimano, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Sprocket, Tech Skylanders, Ren Krawler and Klaus Von Herzon VS Ragdoll, Indigestible Wad, Fire Kong, Fleurina, Xu·Galme·Re, and Xu·Vazuu·Ba - Us battling Another Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat who are the embodiments of Octavia Melody, Vinyl Scratch and the Dracula Dopant
Ragdoll was next
Ragdoll (to War Machine): Nico, Gentaro's team, Fault Zone's team, and the others did good battling Another Fault Zone, Baku Phantom Tipiand, Hellyfish, Jaylah, Foof N' Scoops, Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat. They are the embodiments of Octavia Melody, Vinyl Scratch and the Dracula Dopant
War Machine: They sure did and it was awesome. The Dracula Dupont Embodiment had a REALLY DARK story though.
Yost Captain America: It was horrible. Her father abused her and raped her and got her pregnant and because of that WE TORTURED AND KILLED HIM and banished him to the black gates.
Ragdoll: WHAT!? THAT IS DISGUSTING! But good you guys tortured him.
Thumbelina: That is a good thing there. Good riddance to another bad parent.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah what a party pooper!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was good we smashed him all over.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: No kidding.
Ragdoll: That guy had it coming. Lets do it!
War Machine flicked the switches for Ragdoll and Candy Land and got a Candy Sword.
War Machine: THE CANDY SWORD OF THE SWEET GALORE!
Ragdoll: OOH! Sweet and awesome.
War Machine: Yep. CANDY STYLE: JAWBREAKER FURY PUNCHER!
He fired jawbreakers and the group fired waves of metal, lightning and gears and smashed them down.
Davis Motomiya, Tai Kamiya, Eria the Water Charmer, Kamen Rider Kenzan, Kamen Rider Slash, Kamen Rider Saber, Kamen Rider Blades, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Blackarachnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon, Evil Jewel Man, Scorpius Zodiarts, Cancer Zodiarts, Road Kamelot, and Canis Major Zodiarts - Lincoln's rescue in Luxor, Egypt and we battled Emperor Sem
Mercurymon was next.
Mercurymon (to Davis): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Luxor, Egypt. He battled Emperor Sem
Davis: That was so awesome and Emperor Sem is now in the M.O.E.
Tai Kamiya: Yeah that's was awesome.
Eria: Sem is perfect for the M.O.E.
Rarity: I agree there darlings and it will be great.
Sweetie Belle: I thought so too.
Gill Grunt: Same here. That will be awesome.
Mercurymon: It sure will be cool. Lets do it!
Davis flicked the switches for Mercurymon and Coruscant and got a Mercury Sword!
Davis: THE MERCURY SWORD OF CORUSCANT!
Mercurymon: NICE!
Davis: MERCURY STYLE: QUICKSILVER DELUGE!
He fired waves of liquid metal and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Linka, Static Shock, Cow & Chicken, Kiriko, Mikura Haruno, Kyasarin Uchiha, Sawaii Hitomi, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Luxord and Batch VS Eccentro, Red Guy, Grady Twins, Anti Sora, Snowfall Frost, and Windigos - Luna, Jack and Marina's 3rd Mission
Eccentro was next.
Eccentro (to Linka): Today was Luna, Jack and Marina's 3rd Mission. How was it?
Linka: It was really fun and awesome! Luna said they had a great time.
Static Shock: They sure did and that was an awesome 3rd mission for them.
Cow: It was really great.
Chicken: It sure was cool.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it was really awesome!
Scootaloo: It sure was awesome!
Whirlwind: You got that right.
Eccentro: Glad they had fun. Lets do it!
Linka flicked the switches for Eccentro and Saturn and got a powerful lightning sword!
Linka: THE THUNDER SWORD OF MON WORLD!
Eccentro: That is awesome!
Linka: LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERSTRIKE OF MON WORLD!
She fired waves of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed them down.
Laney Loud, Sequoia (Marvel), Kara, Cammy White, Chun Li, Sakura Kasugano, Ingrid (Street Fighter Alpha), Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Venom and Rhino VS Bane, Buff Frog, Sailback Sharptooth, Plated Sharptooth, Jet Black, and Horned Sharptooth - Sunny Starscout's Big News!
Bane was next.
Bane (to Laney): Sunny Starscout had Big News! What was it?
Laney: Take a guess.
Bane: Sunny is pregnant isn't she?
Laney: Bingo!
Bane: That is great! I'm so happy for her. She is gonna have a buena celebration.
Sequoia (Marvel): We're really excited for Sunny.
Kara: We sure are and it's gonna be so fun. After everything she went through she deserves to be a mother.
Fluttershy: Oh she is going to be a great mother.
Tornado Bolt: We're so happy for Sunny.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) We're so happy for Sunny.
Stealth Elf: We sure are.
Bane: Congratulations to Sunny amigos. Lets do it!
Laney flicked the switches for Bane and Naboo and got a Jungle Sword!
Laney: THE JUNGLE SWORD OF NABOO'S JUNGLES!
Bane: That is a great sword!
Laney: NABOO JUNGLE STYLE: JUNGLE BLADE SHOWER!
She fired waves of leaves and the group fired waves of leaves, flowers, fruit and grass and smashed them down.
Yang, Axel Manning, Zipp Storm, J.P., Cyber Dragon, Number 17: Leviathan Dragon, Meteor Black Dragon, Sunset Shimmser, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Knight Man and Tomahawk Man VS Motor Ed, Roller Ghoster, Serpentina, Universe 666 Nega-Chin, Bomberman Gang, and Carrie Beff - The Mascots busted a stupid idiot person selling Cookies with Cocaine in them!
Motor Ed was next
Motor Ed (to Yang): The Mascots busted a stupid idiot person selling Cookies with Cocaine in them! (growls) I bet Ruby would never do that to any of HER cookies!
Yang: No she would NEVER DO THAT not in a million years!
Axel Manning: You would have to be completely off your nut to do that!
Zipp Storm: Or you would have to be a completely brainless moron to put Cocaine in cookies like that! It's disgusting and inhumane!
Sunset Shimmer: But the mascots did a great job and Sheila and Tom found out who it is too.
Motor Ed: Who was it?
Sunset Shimmer: His name is Loco Reggie and he is a baker that spikes everything he bakes with illegal drugs!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That is awful! But he is now a victim of Nadia Nitro's penance stare
Sunburn: Good riddance!
Motor Ed: I hope he likes hell! Seriously. Lets do it!
Yang flicked the switches of Motor Ed and Remnant and got a fire sword!
Yang: FIRE SWORD OF REMNANT'S JUSTICE!
Motor Sword: That is a great sword! Seriously!
Yang: Thanks! FIRE STYLE: FURY OF THE REMNANT FIRESTORM!
She fired waves of fire and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Zick, Juniper Lee, Roshi, Wataru Kurenai, Laura Evans, Claire Allaire, Dinosaur Story Rex, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Buzzerbeak and Krankenstein VS Tri-Klops, MMPR Eye Guy, Robot Devil, Mad Apple, Universe 666 Cyclonis, and Amorbis - So we're meeting Ruby Gillman the Teenage Kraken! She is awesome!
Tri-Klops was next.
Tri Klops (to Zick): So we're meeting Ruby Gillman the Teenage Kraken! She's awesome!
Zick: She sure is! And that is cool that Ruby is a Kraken that lives among us. She is so awesome to have amazing friends too.
Juniper Lee: I agree there. And she likes so many cool things.
Roshi: And she has amazing powers.
Twilight Sparkle: She sure does. She can live on land and in the sea too.
Starshine Sparkle: It's really amazing too.
Spyro: I'll say.
Tri-Klops: It sure is. Lets do it!
Zick flicked the switches for Tri-Klops and Eternia and got a Magic Sword!
Zick: THE SWORD OF THE MAGIC OF ETERNIA!
Tri-Klops: Nice!
Zick: MAGIC STYLE: FURY OF THE EYES OF ETERNIA!
He fired waves of magic and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Nikiya, Ang Leung, Axel Manning, Marron, Hinatsuru, Suma, Makio, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Fellbat and G1 Iron Bison vs BlackWarGreymon, Heatstroke, Sagat, Uvula the Sea Hag, Miriam, and Billy and Mandy Blue Fairy - Ruby Gillman is awesome being a Kraken on land and she is amazing to hang out with
BlackWarGreymon was next.
BlackWarGreymon (to Nikiya): Ruby Gillman's awesome being a Kraken on land. She's overall amazing to hang out with.
Nikiya: I'll say! And she has so many amazing friends that are just really cool for her too.
Ang Leung: I think it's awesome.
Axel Manning: I agree there. She has an amazing responsibility too.
Applejack: Boy howdy she sure does.
Apple Bloom: I agree there.
Flashwing: No kidding.
BlackWarGreymon: You aren't kidding there. But that is awesome. Lets do it!
Nikiya flicked the switches for BlackWarGreymon and the Digital World and got a Matrix Sword!
Nikiya: THE MATRIX SWORD OF THE DIGITAL WORLD!
BlackWarGreymon: Wow! Nice!
Nikiya: DIGIMON STYLE: DIGITAL FURY BLAST!
She fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Johnny 2x4, Ibara Shiozaki, Wynn the Wind Charmer, Kevin, Melanie Cassidy, Berserk Dragon, Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Youngblood, and Family Guy Penelope VS Deadwood, Emil Eagle, Imperious, Twisted Ariel, Kamen Rider Dark Drive, and Goludora - Boy Chelsea is REALLY Narcissistic and she is also the evil Sea Queen
Deadwood was next.
Deadwood (to Johnny): Boy, Chelsea is REALLY Narcissistic. She's also the evil Sea Queen.
Jonny: Boy that is crazy! We found out that the Kraken and Mermaids have had a nasty feud with each other for centuries! It was a brutal Hatfields & McCoys calibur feud.
Ibara Shiozaki: I know! That is horrible! Thank goodness Ariel and her people in Atlantica weren't part of that feud.
Wynn: Boy no kidding there or all hell would break loose.
Princess Celestia: That is crazy that there is a feud between mermaids and krakens.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding there.
Solar Eclipsa: That is scary!
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding.
Spotlight: Yeah it sure is.
Deadwood: That is crazy that there is a feud like that! Lets do it!
Jonny flicked the switches for Deadwood and Ferngully and got a nature sword!
Jonny: THE NATURE SWORD OF FERNGULLY!
Deadwood: Nice!
Jonny: FERNGULLY NATURE STYLE: LEAVES OF NATURE BLAST!
He fired waves of leaves and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Zhuqiaomon, Shana the Flame Haze, Katara, Violet Remmington, Neferteri Salah, Nicole Hernandez, Laney Sonya Romanov, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros, Boxcars, Konako Haizono, Evil Hiei, Marcel, and Lady Flamicorn - Nerissa the Sea Queen is going down
Pyros the Lava Titan was next.
Pyros (to Zhuaqiaomon): Nerissa the Sea Queen is going down. Just like Ursula!
Zhuqiaomon: I know! That is crazy that Chelsea is really Nerissa the Evil Sea Queen. She wants to destroy all the Kraken and avenge her kind!
Shana: That is horrible what happened. Mermaids and Krakens should learn how to get along. Ariel can do it with Ruby and so can anyone else.
Katara: I agree there too.
Princess Luna: Yeah that's is for sure.
Moondust: Yeah no kidding! That is scary that there's a war like that going on.
Snowdrop: We got to stop that now.
Gari: Big time.
Blackout: I agree there.
Pyros: Same with me too. Lets do it!
Zhuqiaomon flicked the switches for Pyros and the Sun and got a fire sword.
Zhuqiaomon: THE FIRE SWORD OF THE SOUTHERN SOVEREIGN!
Pyros: Cool!
Zhuqiaomon: Or hot in this case! FIRE SOVEREIGN STYLE: SOUTHERN FIRESTORM FIREBALL SHOWER!
He fired a wave of fireballs and the group fired waves of darkness and blasted them down.
Dino Charge Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Wizard Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hookbeard.
Hookbeard was next.
Hookbeard: Boy Ruby is amazing.
Nico: She sure is.
May: Yeah no kidding.
Hookbeard: Indeed. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on that monstrous and tyrannical monster.
Nico teleported back with them.
Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! UNLEASH THE POWER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO CHARGE!
Wizard Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
Dino Charge Rangers: DINO SPIKE!
They formed the Dino Spike.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the Dino Charge Rangers threw the spike and the blasts hit him first followed by the spike and then he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Hookbeard you have failed this world!
Tyler Navarro: MONSTER EXTINCT!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped
Noah: Chelsea's free of you.
Tsukasa: Now to take you down!
Kamen Ride: Forever Blue!
Tsukasa turned into the blue rangers and Daiki summoned clones of them.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER BLUE!
They turned into the blue rangers from Wild Force to Operation OVerdrive!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) FAIRY FORCE 6!
She summoned Sarawareteiru of the Fairy, Rock Jyamato, Toryo Jyamato, Queen Cat, Maid Jyamato Rider, and Furyo Jyamato!
We went at her and smashed and pulverized her all over
Najarin and Lystone Blasted and smashed her all over.
Afterburner, Flamewar, Splat and Nikki used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Flamewar and Afterburner's weapons and Splat and Nikki's powers 100-fold.
Afterburner and Splat: SPEEDING SPLAT DELUGE!
Flamewar and Nikki Clemmington: FARTS OF FIRE BLAST!
Kopaka of Ice and Moonstone: ICE MOON BLAST!
Luke of Musical Water and Cavalier: MUSIC WATER BLAST STORM!
SpongeBob of Krabby Patties and Spymaster: KRABBY PATTY FURY BLAST!
Jaden Yuki of the Elemental HERO Power and Speed Demon: ELEMENTAL HERO SPEED STORM!
Hikaru Akatsuki of Lightning and Turtle: LIGHTNING TURTLE BLAST!
Sarah Gunnerson of Earth and Koragg: EARTH TURTLE BLAST!
Poromon of the Mascots and Seadramon: SEADRA LIGHTNING BLAST!
Black Widow of SHIELD and Shade: DARKNESS WIDOW BLAST!
Lily Loud of Water and Ebon: WATER DARK BLAST!
Wes Collins of Time Force and Villamax: TIME FURY BLAST!
Vinal Scratch of the Rave and Metal Sonic: RAVE MUSIC METAL BLAST!
War Machine of Iron and Ragdoll: WAR METAL BLAST STORM!
Davis of Metal and Mercurymon: METAL MERCURY BARRAGE!
Linka of Lightning and Eccentro: LIGHTNING MON WORLD BLAST!
Laney of Plants and Flowers and Bane: SMASHING
Yang of Remnant and Motor Ed: REMNANT MOTOR SHOT!
Zick of Monster Taming and Tri-Klops: EYES OF FURY BLAST!
Nikiya of the Saiyans and BlackWarGreymon: TERRA SAIYAN BLAST!
Jonny 2X4 of the Wood and Deadwood: ACORN WOOD BLAST!
Zhuqiaomon of the South and Pyros: SOUTHERN FIRESTORM LAVA WAVE
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Brain Freeze, Water Wu, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rarity, Ariel, Eli, Ruby Gillman, Lincoln, Lana and Lola: MERMAID KRAKEN UNITY BLAST!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of terrorizing the seas and the land are all over, Queen Nerissa! Now, pay for the crimes you've committed and for torturing my future wife! SEA CREATURE ELEMENT STYLE: DOLPHIN!
Jessica Kaios: SEA CREATURE FIRE STYLE: WHALE!
Yuna Kamihara: SEA CREATURE WATER STYLE: ORCA!
Toph: SEA CREATURE EARTH STYLE: SQUID!
Makoto Nanaya: SEA CREATURE WIND STYLE: OCTOPUS!
Sari Sumdac: SEA CREATURE LIGHTNING STYLE: CRAB!
Colette Brunel: SEA CREATURE LIGHT STYLE: STARFISH!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): SEA CREATURE DARK STYLE: LOBSTER!
Lincoln and the girls fired waves of energy and elements that took on the forms of sea creatures that slammed into Queen Nerissa and exploded as they hit her.
Lincoln and his harem: SEA CREATURE FINAL SMASH: RAGING SEA BLAST!
They final a massive barrage of Ki blasts at the evil version of Chelsea/Queen Nerissa which exploded on contact as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln angrily approached Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa with his massive greatsword in hand.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't ever want to see you ever again, Queen Nerissa, you've tortured Chelsea along with Ruby and her people for far too long, now suffer the consequences of your madness!
Lincoln spread his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath and he flies up and rushes towards with a downward claw attack that bounce Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa off the ground. Then, he grabbed and threw her, and he summoned multiple chains of darkness from the floor as the place darkens, and when the darkness fades away seconds later, it revealed a dark dimension filled with rocks and chains where Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa is bound by chains against a rock in front of Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is the end!
Lincoln forms a large energy blade in his left hand and slashes Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa, creating an explosion while also severing the chains, and it destroyed Evil Chelsea/Queen Nerissa and banished her to The Black Gates forever.
We powered down.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, that was one awesome attack.
Nicole: Oh shit, I'd recognize that attack from anywhere, that was one of the Rage Arts of Devil Jin, it's known as Devil Dimension: Tainted Chains!
We gasped.
Me: Holy crap.
Lincoln: Looks like I accidentally assimilated Devil Jin's techniques and powers last year.
Nico: But, still, that was pretty awesome, Lincoln. Now, we're finally rid of the Dark Side of one of your future wives for good.
Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa. Everyone, keep your eyes peeled.
Suddenly, in Feral Monster Lisa's point of view as she hides in some trees, she moved the trees aside and was watching us menacingly as she was breathing, snorting, and grunting heavily, then, she pushed the trees back. Then, back to us.
MONSTROUSLY MEGA LOUD BELCH!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lucy: She's here...
Then, we saw snowballs heading our way.
Nico: INCOMING SNOWBALLS!
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier infused with fire that protected all of us from the barrage of snowballs that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and the fire melted the snowballs into water.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the stench of B.O. from anywhere, come on out now, feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa, or we're going to force you out.
A figure came out on all fours growling like a dog, it was the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa.
Nico: That's the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa?!
Me: Yikes! She looks like a total monster!
Feral Animal Packing Day Lisa: (ROARS)
Lisa's feral animal Packing Day self charged at Lincoln, but he punched her hard and she flew right into a wall, she got back up, but she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla: SHE WAS PISSED!
Stella Esteban: Oh, roar yourself, you four-legged monstrosity.
Suddenly, Stella Esteban's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, water, ocean waves, blood, sharks, zombies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa, she left black and red energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, water, ocean waves, blood, sharks, zombies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Stella Esteban: I shouldn't be surprised that you would show up, but I always knew you'd be coming because of the loud belches that Lynn let out when she goes psycho on Packing Day, but we've known you were coming and we're ready to take you and your feral team down!
Suddenly, Stella Esteban was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, water, ocean waves, and blood surrounding the vortex, there are sharks, zombies, phoenixes, angels, and Corroding Shark flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at the feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa: the red eyes of eternal death.
Brittney: Incredible!
Lori: Uh oh, this isn't going to end well at all.
Lincoln: We've all seen what happens when Stella Esteban gets mad, and now, the rest of the team's about to see it for themselves.
Then, as the vortex faded, Stella Esteban emerged, but she was changed forever.
Stella Esteban grew from 6'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large black and red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, water, ocean waves, blood, sharks, zombies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Corroding Shark emblazoned on her forehead with red iris, she has on shark earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Water, Blood, and Eternity Kanjis in their flippers, she also has Corroding Shark with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Water, Blood, and Eternity Kanjis in his flippers for the second pendant on the bottom of her red shark-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on a white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Stella Esteban has on a black sleeveless top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, water, ocean waves, blood, sharks, zombies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Corroding Shark and it's surrounded by stars, darkness, dark magic, water, ocean waves, and blood, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Stella Esteban felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with red tips on the large midnight black feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized black angel wings with red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive midnight black angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Stella Esteban has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Stella Esteban's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, water, ocean waves, blood, sharks, zombies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Stella Esteban's Cosmic Eternal Bloody Water Darkness Corroding Shark Zombie Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Bloody Water Darkness Corroding Shark Zombie Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Corroding Shark and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black shark heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black shark heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large black shark heads is a large black shark head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Stella Esteban has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Corroding Shark's head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with crescent moons and water drops in between the kanji below Corroding Shark that said, "Stella Esteban, Gene-Slammer of Corroding Shark, Community College Student, True Master of Darkness, Water, Blood, Zombies, and Sharks, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lynn, Archenemy of Slippery Shark, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Water, Blood, Zombies, Sharks, Phoenixes, Angels, and Corroding Shark"
ステラ・エステバン、腐食するサメのジーン・スラマー、コミュニティ・カレッジの学生、闇、水、血、ゾンビ、サメの真のマスター、闇のゴスのメンバー、善の強力な力、悪者のスラッシャー、真の不滅にして全能宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク・リンの軽蔑者、スリッパリー・シャークの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実と正義の真の女神、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして闇、水、血、ゾンビ、サメ、フェニックス、天使、そして腐食するサメのマスターの
Stella Esteban has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CORRODING SHARK-ZOMBIE SHARK-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA BLOOD WATER DARKNESS ZOMBIE CORRODING SHARK PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL BLOOD WATER DARKNESS ZOMBIE CORRODING SHARK PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL BLOOD WATER DARKNESS ZOMBIE CORRODING SHARK PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Stella Esteban's Super Angel-Corroding Shark-Zombie Shark-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Lisa's feral animal Packing Day self saw it, she roared in rage and fired more snowballs at her to kill her, but Stella Esteban fired a massive barrage of black and red energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, water, ocean waves, blood, sharks, zombies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Lisa's feral animal Packing Day self and sent her flying into another wall, she got back up, and she let out a bellowing roar and beat her chest like a gorilla: NOW, SHE WAS MEGA PISSED!
Nicholette Torrington: Whoa, oh man, Stella's transformed!
Lincoln: Yep, this means Lisa's Packing Day self is so done for.
Stella Esteban: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Blood Water Darkness Zombie Corroding Shark Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Blood Water Darkness Zombie Corroding Shark Phoenix God Angel Love) I'm gonna clobber her butt into the ground! Let's get her, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Allie Calavera.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've picked the wrong Earth to mess with on your rampage, you rampaging she-beast!
Me: (Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, we're about to do to you what I did to Lynn when she went psycho on Packing Day!
Lincoln, Stella Esteban, and I went after Lisa's feral animal Packing Day self, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Lisa's feral animal Packing Day self, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at her as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Stella Esteban also did the same by firing black and red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Stella Esteban, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Lisa's feral animal Packing Day self even more madder and even more insane with rage as she let out another bellowing roar of rage.
Suddenly, Lisa turned the tip of one of her eleven massive and long brown wolf tails into Cell's stinger that opened up into a large sucker and she plunged it onto her feral animal Packing Day self's head and she was unable to fight back. Then, she sucked her into her body and absorbed her as the stinger changed back.
Suddenly, we felt Lisa's power and energy rising astronomically, and then...!
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LISA WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT, AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE TECH ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE RAINBOW FIRE TECH ANGEL, RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIX, AND RAINBOW FIRE ANGEL WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LISA GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, Lisa was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, and tech surrounding the vortex, there are tech angels, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix!
Luna: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Eli: WHOA!
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Lisa's massive Lisa Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hephaestus Greek Lightning Tech Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hephaestus Greek Lightning Tech Phoenix God Angel Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, and tech surrounding the vortex, there are tech angels, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LISA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LISA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Lisa grew from 8'0" to 8'3" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large green planets orbiting around her legs, she has green highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing brown hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, angels, and tech angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with all the elements swirling around it, she has a rainbow tech angel, rainbow phoenix, and rainbow angel holding the Tech and Thunder Kanjis emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on tech angels earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Thunder, Tech, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she has on her her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with green gems on the gold lightning bolt links and green crystal links and a green tech angel-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a tech angel with green gems for eyes and holding the Thunder, Tech, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a long-sleeved white shirt with green phoenix on it, red pants with rainbow lightning bolts on the pants legs, black knee-high boots with tech angels for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, angels, and tech angels on the coattails, and on the back is a tech angel, phoenix, and angel with gears and rainbow lightning surrounding them and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Lisa felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with green tips on the large brown feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized brown angel wings with green tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive brown angel wings and her eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with green tips and green markings also grew larger and longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on green fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and a Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lisa's massive Lisa Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hephaestus Greek Lightning Tech Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hephaestus Greek Lightning Tech Phoenix God Angel Love and all the greatswords and swords she's gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, angels, and tech angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lisa Loud's Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hephaestus True Immortal Greek Lightning Tech Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Almighty Hephaestus True Immortal Greek Lightning Tech Phoenix God Angel Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded green gems and the Greek God, Hephaestus, etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads with green gems for eyes and angel head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large angel head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji with lightning bolts and gears in between the kanji below the rainbow tech angel, rainbow phoenix, and rainbow angel that said, "Lisa Loud, Fifth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Dexter, Intelligent Scientist and Genius of Gotham Royal York, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Alchemist Lisa of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Professor Finbarr Calamitous, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Dr. Carol Linnaeus, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Hephaestus, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Tech, Lightning, Tech Angels, Phoenixes, and Angels"
リサ・ラウド、ラウド家の五番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛情深い妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛情深い末娘、デクスターの愛情深いガールフレンド、知性のある科学者でゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの天才、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、デストロイヤー、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの殺し屋、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の十七世紀の錬金術師リサの子孫、フィンバール・カラミタス教授の宿敵、モラグ・マクラフリンとキャロル博士の破壊者リンネ、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの創設者、ヘパイストスの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウド ハウスとラウド ファミリーの擁護者、そしてテック、ライトニング、テック エンジェル、フェニックス、エンジェルのマスター
Lisa Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-TECH ANGEL-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY HEPHAESTUS GREEK ELECTRIC LIGHTNING TECH ANGEL GEAR TECH PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY HEPHAESTUS GREEK ELECTRIC LIGHTNING TECH ANGEL GEAR TECH PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY HEPHAESTUS GREEK ELECTRIC LIGHTNING TECH ANGEL GEAR TECH PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Lisa's Super Angel-Tech Angel-Phoenix-God-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Dexter saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Lisa: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Greek Hephaestus Greek Electric Lightning Tech Prodigy Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Greek Hephaestus Greek Electric Lightning Tech Prodigy Phoenix God Angel Love) (GASPS) Sweet Protons! Now, I've ascended!
Everyone cheered wildly for what Stella Esteban, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Stella Esteban's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large black and red planets orbiting around her legs, and massive black angel wings and medium sized black angel wings underneath are permanent, and Lisa's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve green planets orbiting around her legs, and massive brown angel wings and medium sized brown angel wings underneath are permanent.
Stella Esteban: That's it for that animal. Thanks for helping me take down Lisa's feral animal Packing Day self, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Stella.
Me: My pleasure, Stella.
Suddenly, Stella Esteban wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Stella Esteban's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, Demon, and Corroding Shark flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness, water, and blood behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Stella Esteban sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness, water, and blood and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Stella Esteban and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught feral animal Packing Day version of Lisa a lesson she'd never forget.
Luan: And Lisa absorbed her and transformed and ascended just like Lincoln and J.D.
Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Well, I've got two people who we're going to meet: one of them is going to be on Nico's rescue tomorrow: Amaya Nightshade, Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon King of Atum.
Selene Emperyous: The second-in-command of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, incredible, and you guys will love meeting her, Amaya Nightshade is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Egypt and she's a very powerful Angel of Light and Darkness. She's the Avatar and Gene-Slammer of Hieratic Dragon King of Atum, and she has powerful light and dark powers and her favorite Duel Monster was Hieratic Dragon King of Atum. She's also a powerful master and defender of Egypt's long history and she's the second-in-command of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, a group that formed over 5,000 years ago during the time of Pharaoh Atem, and their goal was to defend Egypt from the dark forces of The Shadow Realm and its ruler, Zorc Necrophades, who fought alongside Pharaoh Atem against Zorc Necrophades and after he was sealed away, the order was tasked in guarding The Millennium Items, so that nothing bad ever happens again and that no one would use them for evil. Lincoln knew about Arpina and her friends along with The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters from Pharaoh Atem a few years ago, and he knew Amaya would be the next one to train him in mastering the powers of darkness and light. Lincoln made her a powerful darkness greatsword, and to show her thanks, Amaya kissed Lincoln on the lips, and he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with his entire harem. She's an old friend of Pharaoh Atem because of the strong friendship he had with her ancestor, the second-in-command and one of the thirteen founders of The Order of The Hieratic Egyptian Duel Monsters, and she not only hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a blazing passion, but she utterly despises Zorc Necrophades, Dark Bakura, and Yami Marik with utter distain and hatred because of what they've done in trying to take over the world and plunge the world into a reign of eternal darkness, and she swore if she ever saw them again, she would rend and tear their dark souls apart and banish them to Oblivion.
Nico: Whoa, so we're meeting her on my rescue tomorrow, awesome.
Lincoln: Yep, and the one we're meeting on my rescue tomorrow is Reika Kitsune, Nine-Tailed Kitsune of Tokyo.
Selene Arcangela: Oh, I knew you'd pick her, and you guys will love meeting her, Reika Kitsune is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Tokyo, Japan, and she's a powerful immortal nine-tailed kitsune with all of the powers of the kitsune and she's a powerful master of pink fox fire. She's also very skilled with using a sword along with growing her nails into sharp claws, and if anyone messes with her, they're in huge trouble because she easily pulverized tons of thugs and criminals and burned them bad, and that reputation had earned her the moniker of The Pink Rose Inferno. She met Lincoln when she moved to Royal Woods and she fell in love with him at first sight, and she protected him from trouble. Lincoln made her a powerful sword and necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Lola with a blazing passion because Lola tried to kill Lincoln while he was doing his homework with Reika because she ordered him to iron her dresses, but Reika also knew that Lola was also going to stab him with a pair of scissors while he wasn't looking. But, Reika saw it and she grabbed her by the neck with one of her nine pink fox tails and ran down to tell the parents of what Lola tried to do, and as a result, Lola got grounded for three weeks with no dessert.
Me: Whoa, and Lincoln, I had no idea that you also know a lot of girls who are also mythical Japanese Yokai.
Lincoln: You didn't ask.
Nico: He got you on that one.
Motor Ed: Looks like that bitch is history. Seriously!
Tri Klops: She sure is.
BlackWarGreymon: And Chelsea's free to live her own life.
Deadwood: But what about the feud?
Pyros: That's a story for another time
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone!
Ruby Gillman: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure too!
Me: Yep.
We went back home. Chelsea was distraught but she will be okay. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken was a great movie. Never saw it before but it was cool from what I saw in the trailer.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Varie's team with, Serri Serris, Tiina (Queen's Blade), Knightmare Mermaid, Zerina Whitecap and Oceanus Ocean. As well as Candle Jack, Archelon Dopant, Hydragen, Platythphan Phantom Nonbaldo, Fire Breathing Guacamole Monster (Chowder) and Anomalocaris Dopant and we're going to be over at Nico's friend Dora Santiago the Ectonurite Gene-slammer's awesome castle mansion and we're going there for Sunny Starscout's baby shower and we're going to have a lot of fun. Also we're going to battle a clone of the foul-mouthed turkey from Thankskilling, Turkie and we're going to cook that rotten turkey and EAT HIM WITH MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY! Also we're going to battle Another Candle Jack, Archelon Dopant, Hydragen, Platythphan Phantom Nonbaldo, Fire Breathing Guacamole Monster (Chowder) and Anomalocaris Dopant who are the embodiments of Ink Rose and the Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy and Pie Dopants as well as the Candle Dopant. And we're going to meet the gene-slammer for Commander Yanmega named Diana Dragonfly and she is a beautiful and powerful one.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Serena Logan, Gene-Slammer of The God Phoenix of Apollo, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the feral animal Packing Day version of Lily
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Plymouth, Massachusetts, and we're going to take down Professor Stranglehold, Homer Simpson's 1st of several hypothetical Akuma forms, he's an octopus and his purpose is to strangle those that did him wrong to death specifically Mr. Burns, and the monocle on him accentuates him perfectly and we're sending him to The Masters of Evil. And we're going to meet Reika Kitsune, Nine-Tailed Kitsune of Tokyo, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Tokyo, Japan, and she's a powerful immortal nine-tailed kitsune with all of the powers of the kitsune and she's a powerful master of pink fox fire. She's also very skilled with using a sword along with growing her nails into sharp claws, and if anyone messes with her, they're in huge trouble because she easily pulverized tons of thugs and criminals and burned them bad, and that reputation had earned her the moniker of The Pink Rose Inferno. She met Lincoln when she moved to Royal Woods and she fell in love with him at first sight, and she protected him from trouble. Lincoln made her a powerful sword and necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem. She hates Lola with a blazing passion because Lola tried to kill Lincoln while he was doing his homework with Reika because she ordered him to iron her dresses, but Reika also knew that Lola was also going to stab him with a pair of scissors while he wasn't looking. But, Reika saw it and she grabbed her by the neck with one of her nine pink fox tails and ran down to tell the parents of what Lola tried to do, and as a result, Lola got grounded for three weeks with no dessert.
Thanksgiving next and we're going to have an awesome feast and more and also we're going to battle MUTANT TURKEYS RUNNING AMOK!
See you next time
