Mabel and Dipper were in the living room watching T.V. Duck-tective was airing, when the show paused for commercial messages, Mabel said with dreamy eyes. - "That duck is a genius!" -
- "Nah! It's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground." -Dipper replied and Mabel used this chance to tease her brother.
- "Are you saying you could a with Duck-tective? -She asked.
- "Mabel. I have very keen powers of observation. For example, just by smelling your breath I can tell that you have been eating, sniff, sniff. An entire tube of toothpaste?" -He asked her.
- "It was so sparkly" -She answered embarrassed.
- "Hey dudes! -Soos yelled at them. - "You'll never guess what I found!" -he went to them.
- "VERY TREASURE!" -Dipper yelled.
- "Very… Ha Ha hey! I was gonna say that." -Mabel slapped him on his arm.
Soos took the kids into a hallway in the house - "So I was cleaning up when I found this secret door hidden behind the wall paper. It's crazy-buckers-creepy!" -He opened the door and lead the kids into the room.
- "Wow! It's a secret wax museum." -Dipper said getting in, turning on his flashlight to look better at the statues.
- "They're so life-like." -Mabel said touching the Sherlock Holmes statue.
- "Except for that one." -Dipper pointed at one of them. Then the "statue" greeted them with a "Hello." And the three of them yelled in fear.
- "Hehe… It's just me! Your Gruncle Stan." -Stan laughed, but Soos and the kids panicked and yelled even louder.
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- "Behold! The Gravity Falls wax museum. It was one of my most popular attractions. Before I forgot all about it." -Stan said showing them the statues. - "I got'em all! Genghis Khan, Sherlock Holmes, some kind of… I don't know… goblin man." -
- "Ugh! Is anyone else getting the creeps here?" -Dipper asked disgusted.
- "And now, for my personal favorite. WAX ABRAHAM LINCOLN! Right over…" -Stan tried to show them the statue, but he showed them a puddle of melted wax instead. – "Oh! OH NO! Come on! Who left the blind open? Wax John Wilkes Booth I'm looking in your direction." -
Stan kneeled in front of the wax puddle. -"How do you fix a wax figure?" -
- "Cheer up gruncle Stan." -Mabel went to him. - "Where's that smile?" -
- "Nah." -Stan answered in disgust and Mabel poked him trying to make him smile.
- "Beep Baap Boop" -
- "Ow." -Stan said in pain because Mabel poked him in an eye.
- "Don't worry gruncle Stan. I'll make you a new wax figure from all this old wax." -
- "You really think you can make one of these puppies?" -Stan asked her.
- "Gruncle Stan. I'm an arts and crafts master. Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?" -Mabel showed him the glue gun and shook her arm trying to make the gun fall from there.
- "I like your audacity kid." -
- "I don't know what that word means but thank you." -
After a while Mabel had all the wax in a big cube and was thinking about what to do. Dipper was passing by drinking a soda and carrying a piece of cheese.
- "Dipper!" -Mabel took the chance to ask him, but she startled him and he choked with his soda. - "What do you think of my last figure ideas? She's part fairy princess and part horse fairy princess." -She showed him a drawing.
- "Mmm… maybe you should craft something from real life." -He suggested her.
- "Like a waffle… with big arms." -She showed him another drawing.
- "Eee… ok, or, you know, something else, like someone in the family." -He suggested her again.
At that moment, Stan got in the room in his underwear. - "Kids. Have you seen my pants?" -He asked them.
That was Mabel´s revelation time. - "Oh muse! You work in mysterious ways." -Mabel said with dreamy eyes looking at the ceiling.
- "Why's your sister talking to the ceiling?" -Stan asked Dipper.
Mabel started to work on the statue. It didn't take her long to have it ready. - "I think… it needs more glitter." -She said thoughtfully.
- "Agreed". – Soos said and took a bucket full of pink glitter and handed it to Mabel, who splashed the statue with all the glitter.
After that, Stan got in the room, looking for his shoes. - "I found my pants, but now I'm missing my… Uh… Uh… AH! AHHAA! AAAHHH!" -He got scared and backed off when he saw the statue (A/N: When did you realize that he reacted like that because he thought he was looking at Stanford?).
- "What do you think?" -Mabel asked him.
- "I think the wax museum is back to business!" -
The next day, Stan organized the wax museum re-opening and invited the whole town.
Pacifica was there with her parents and Jack. She begged her parents to take her there because she wanted to see her friends, and Mabel asked her personally to go and support her.
- "Are you sure you want to do this honey?" -Her mom asked her after getting into the parking lot and seeing the Mystery Shack. - "I mean… this place is… is…" -She was clearly disgusted
- "Rustic?" -Her husband suggested.
- "Yeah! Let's say it like that. 'Rustic'." -She said making a lot of emphasis in the word Rustic.
- "Well… To tell you the truth, I'm uncomfortable too." -Pacifica confessed. - "But Dipper and Mabel are my friends, my only friends actually, and I want to be there for Mabel now that she needs support." -She explained and her parents sighed.
- "Ok, let's go." -Preston said doing his best to smile and taking his wife's hand in his, while Pacifica took her mom's other hand. They got in the line to pay the admission fee and when they got to pay Pacifica heard Dipper's voice - "He bribed me." - And he saw him showing a red-haired girl a buck, and she did the same and they laughed. For some unknown reason to her, she didn't like to see Dipper having a good time with that girl, so she decided to make herself notice by them.
- "Hi Dipper! How are you?" -She asked as nicely as she could.
- "Oh! Hey Pacifica! I'm fine, how are you? Are you here to see my sister's wax statue?" -
- "Yeah! She asked me to come and support her. She was very persistent though." -
- "Let me guess. She asked you over and over again until you said yes, right?" -
- "Uhmm… yeah." -She said blushing a little.
- "How long did you last before giving up?" -He asked smiling at her.
- "Like… five minutes." -
- "Haha! Rookie." -He said and took Preston's money. - "Have fun! Oh, and thanks for coming to support my sister Pacifica. I really appreciate it." -He said blushing a little too. That made Pacifica blush even more. After that, the Northwest family took their sits and Pacifica waved her hand to greet Mabel. When Mabel saw her friend, she got even more excited, she greeted Pacifica back and got ready for the presentation.
Stan got to the podium; he cleared his throat. - "You all know me folks, your beloved Mister Mystery. Please ladies, control yourselves." -He took a moment to see people's reaction. - "As you know, I always bring the people in this fair town novelties and befoulments, delights that the world has never know. But enough about me, Behold! ME!" -he said revealing his statue. Soos used his keyboard to make some cheering sounds, trying to encourage people to do the same, but it didn't work so well. - "And now a few words from our Mabel Angelo." -He handed the mic to Mabel.
- "It's Mabel. Thank you for coming! I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered with my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." -She said and got reactions of disgust from everyone there. - "Haha! Yeah! I will now take questions. You there." -She pointed at Old McGucket.
- "Old McGucket, local cook. Are the wax figures alive? And following question. Will we survive at the wax men uprising?" -
- "Uh… Yes! Next question." -
- "Toby Determined. Gravity Falls gossiper. Wouldn't have been better to make a statue from Ladybug and/or the Black Cat?" -Pacifica and Dipper smiled at that question.
- "your microphone is a turkey pastier Toby." -Stan said annoyed.
- "Certainly is." -
- "Next question." -
- "Shandra Jimenez. A real reporter. Seriously. Wouldn't have been better a statue of Ladybug and/or the Black Cat?" -
People started to get angry "That's right!" "We love Ladybug and the Black Cat!" "I'd love to see a statue of them!" "That's why I'm here!" Things were heating up.
- "There's no statue of them. Good night everyone!" -Stan used a smoke bomb and ran away, taking the admission's money.
People was angry and disappointed. There was a really big and fat guy with a Ladybug T-shirt sighing in deception and leaving. Most people left the place angry.
- "I think that went well." -Mabel said smiling to Dipper and Wendy, both of them very nervous.
- "Are you sure?" -Pacifica asked her, she also went to them. - "I mean, look at this mess. These people sure love Ladybug and the Black Cat. They were really expecting a statue of them." -
- "Well, that's for sure." -Wendy said looking at them. - "Ladybug and the Black Cat are saviors. You don't know how bad things were before they came back. People actually lived terrified all the time. My dad even told me that it was even worst before the first Ladybug and Black Cat. The fear made him train every day and become stronger, just to protect his family. He told me about the amazing and beautiful Ladybug, and his loyal and caring partner, the Black Cat, always fighting together to keep people safe. Sigh… I wish I could meet them, and know who they really are." -Wendy said with dreamy eyes.
- "Do you really want to meet them?" -Dipper asked her.
- "Of course, I do!" They're so cool!" -Wendy said excited.
- "Well Wendy I… OUCH! Hey Mabel! Don't pinch me!" -Dipper turned to his sister.
- "What are you talking about? I did nothing! -Mabel said looking at him.
- "Well, if you didn't do it, then… OUCH! STOP IT!" -He now turned to Pacifica.
- "Don't look at me." -Pacifica said lifting her arms.
- "Dipper, you were about to say something about Ladybug and the Black Cat." -Wendy called his attention and he turned to her.
- "Ahm… Well… I…" -He felt another pinch on his back. - "I wish you good luck to meet them." -He finally said and looked at Pacifica. -Hey! Wanna hang out with us? -He asked her.
- "I'd love to." -She smiled at him.
- "PACIFICA! WE'RE LEAVING!" -They heard Pacifica's dad.
Said girl pouted. - "Well, I guess they're disappointed too. See you later guys." -She left and went to her parents.
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That night, Stan was counting the money he got that day. - "look at all this cash! I owe it all to one person! -Mabel got excited. - "This guy!" He pointed at his statue and Mabel punched him lightly in the stomach. - "Hehe… yeah you too little rambling. Now you kids wash up. We have a long day of conning fools tomorrow, go, go!" -He dispatched the twins. – "Sigh… Kids." -He complained talking to the statue. He then sat to watch T.V., he watched Duck-tective's ending. - "Haha! Aahh. Stupid duck. Well. I'm going to use the fridge. You need anything?" -He asked to the statue. - "Haha… I love this guy! Don't you go nowhere." -He left.
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Dipper and Mabel were brushing their teeth, a cold air was blowing through the window. - "Dipper, you on at a tooth paste race?" -
- "Ok." -
- "No! NO! NOOOO!" -They Heard Stan screaming and went to him. - "Wax Stan… He's been… MURDERED!" -He showed them the now, headless statue. Mabel fainted and Dipper caught her.
The police arrived later, and Stan was explaining them what happened. - "I left for a minute, and when I come back. BLAM O! He's headless! -
Mabel was on her knees in front of the statue. - "My expert hand crafting. Besmirch. Besmirch!" -She started to cry and Dipper comforted her.
- "Who'd do something like this?" -Dipper asked to no one.
- "What's your opinion sheriff Blubs?" -The sheriff's assistant Durland asked him.
- "Look… We'll look at you folks, but let's face the facts. This case is unsolved." -
- "WHAT?!" -The three Pines yelled at the same time.
- "Take that back sheriff Blubs." -Stan said in a threatening tone.
- "You're kidding right? There must be evidence, motives. You know I could help if you want." -Dipper said.
- "He's really good. He figured out who was biting our trash can?" -Mabel showed him her support.
- "All signs pointed to the goat." -
- "Yeah. Yeah! Let the boy help. He's got a little brain up in his head." -
- "Uuuhhh! Look at what we got here. City boy thinks he's gonna solve a mystery with his fancy computer phone!" -Sheriff Blubs mocked Dipper.
- "City boy! City boy!" -Durland followed.
- "You are adorable!" -Blubs kept going.
- "Adorable?" -Dipper said sad and the policemen laughed at him, making him get angry.
- "Look P.I.'s What about you indeed investigate into the progress, ok?" -Blubs mocked Dipper again, then his walkie talkie received a call, something about a guy fitting an entire melon on his mouth and they left.
- "That's it. Mabel! You and I are going to find who did this, and get back that head." -Dipper was determined. - "And we'll see who's adorable." -Then he sneezed.
- "Aww! You sneeze like a kitten." -Mabel awed him.
The next morning, Dipper and Mabel were trying to get evidence.
- "Wax Stan has lost his head and it's up to us to find it." -Dipper said while Mabel was taking pictures. - "There were a lot of unhappy costumers at the unveiling. The murderer could have been anyone." -
- "Yeah! Even us!" -Mabel said without thinking.
- "In this town, anything is possible." -Dipper took his journal. - "Ghosts. Zombies. It could be months before we find our first clue." -
- "Hey look. A clue." -Mabel said pointing at something on the floor.
- "Foot prints on the Shack carpet." -
- "That's weird. There's a hole in them." -Mabel pointed out.
- "And they're leading to…" -They found an axe behind Stan's chair and took it to Soos. - "So, what do you think?" -
- "In my opinion. This is an axe." -Soos said.
- "Wait a minute. The lumberjack!" -Mabel said.
- "OF COURSE!" -Both Dipper and Mabel said at the same time.
- "He was furious when he didn't get to see a Ladybug and Black Cat statue." -
- "Furious and ask for murder." -
- "Oh. You mean manly Dan. He hangs out in this crazy biker's joint downtown." -Soos told them.
- "And that's where we are going." -Mabel said fearless.
- "Dude. This is awesome. You two are like, the mystery twins." -Soos complimented them.
- "Don't call us that."
After that, Dipper and Mabel were ready to go to town, and they found Stan trying to carry a coffin into the house. - "Hey, give me a hand with this coffin will ya? I'm doing a memorial service for wax Stan. Some small but… classic." -
- "Sorry gruncle Stan, but we have a big break in the case." -Dipper told him.
- "BREAK IN THE CASE!" -Mabel said enthusiastically.
- "We're heading to the town right now to interrogate the murderer." -Dipper finished and Mabel took the axe in her hands.
- "We have an axe!" -Mabel waved the axe in the air.
- "Ahm… It seems like the kind of thing that a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing." -Stan thought about it. - "Good thing I'm an uncle. AVENGE ME KIDS! AVENGE MEEEEE!" -
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Once in town, Dipper and Mabel went to the biker's club 'skull fracture'. - "This is the place." -Dipper said while both of them looked at the bouncer at the entrance. - "Gulp! Got the fake ID's?" -He asked Mabel and she handed him the ID's she made. - "Here goes nothing." -They went to the entrance while he was rejecting a miner because 'they don't serve minors.'
Both of them showed their ID's to the bouncer and Mabel said. - "We're here to interrogate manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan." -
The bouncer looked at the ID's and smirked. - "Nice try kids, you better get lost before I call your parents." -He said seriously and looking straight at the eyes of the kids, both kids sighed and left. They passed by a hair salon where Pacifica was waiting for her mom to finish her beauty service, she was a little bored, she saw them and ran to them.
- "HEY! Dipper! Mabel! What's up?" -She called for them and they turned to greet their friend.
- "Oh! Hey Pacifica! What you doing?" -Mabel greeted her while Dipper was checking his journal, trying to figure out how to get into the biker's club.
- "Getting bored while waiting for my mom at the hair salon. What about you?" -
- "Some one chopped my uncle's wax statue head off and Dipper and I are trying to find out who did it?" -Mabel said without a care. And Pacifica blinked a few times, trying to understand everything. - "We've got a clue that lead us to that biker's club." -Mabel pointed at the building with the big bouncer at the entrance. "But we couldn't get in."
- "You mean the 'skull fracture'." -Pacifica asked her.
- "Yep." -Dipper said, his eyes glued to the journal.
- "Well, my bodyguard goes there on a daily basis and my dad owns the building. Maybe I can help you to get in, accompanied by my bodyguard, obviously." -Pacifica suggested, trying to be helpful.
- "Really! That would be very helpful! Thank you, Pacifica." -Dipper finally looked at her, smiling and putting his journal back in his jacket's pocket, for unknown reasons to them, both of them blushed a little.
Dipper and Mabel waited outside the hair salon while Pacifica convinced her mom to let her get in, it took her several minutes but she did it. - "Ok guys, we have ten minutes and Jack will be with us all the time, we can't get lost from his eyes and get far from him more than 50 feet. Is that ok with you? -Pacifica told them once outside the hair salon, Jack right behind her. The twins nodded at her and they headed to the club.
Once at the entrance, Jack grunted at the bouncer and he grunted back, looking at the kids behind him, he then sighed and opened the door for them. They got in and were surprised at what they found inside the building, it was completely chaotic, full of big and strong and aggressive men. They walked carefully around the place trying to find manly Dan, Jack very close to them, watching them all the time. They passed by a guy lying on the floor.
- "He's resting." -Mabel said looking at the guy.
- "Are you sure?" -Pacifica asked her, she was very scared.
- "All right. Let's just try to blend in, ok? -Dipper told them.
- "You got it Dippingsauce." -Mabel answered him smiling, Pacifica laughed a little at the nickname and Dipper went to find Manly Dan while Mabel tried to befriend a biker that was drinking a beer, the guy just snarled at her, and Pacifica tried to pull Mabel back, the fear obvious in her eyes and behavior.
Dipper found manly Dan playing with an old arm-wrestling machine. - "Manly Dan! Just the guy I wanted to see. Where were you last night?" -He went straight into business.
- "Fighting the clock."
- "You were at work." -
- "No. I was punching that clock!" -He signaled a clock outside the building.
- "ten o'clock. The time of the murder. So, I guess you've never seen this before." -Dipper showed him the axe.
- "Listen little girl." -
- "Actually I'm…" -Manly Jack interrupted him.
- "I wouldn't pick my teeth with that axe. It's left-handed. I will always use my right hand. THE MANLY HAND!" -He plucked the arm-wrestling machine arm and then broke the rest of the machine.
- "Left-handed?" -Dipper looked at the axe again.
Meanwhile, Mabel was playing an old game with a piece of paper with the biker, while Pacifica looked at her astonished. 'How does she do it?' she asked herself. 'She has just met the guy and they are friends already'.
- "3… 4… 5… 6…" -Mabel and the biker counted together.
- "Ahh! Your wife is gonna be beautiful." -Mabel told him and he said yes excitedly.
- "Girls! Big break in the case." -Dipper went back to them and they left.
- "But will she love me?" -The biker tried to ask her but she already left.
Outside the building, Pacifica's mom was waiting for them standing beside her limousine. Once she spotted her daughter, she went to them.
- "Did you kids have fun?" -She asked them politely, but she was upset because they got into a place where they aren't allowed to get in. The kids nodded a little, afraid of the woman. - "Good, because you'll never get in there again, at least not until you're old enough, got it?" -She said and they nodded again. - "Very well then, time to go home Pacifica. Say bye to your friends." -She said while her driver opened the limousine's door for her.
- "Aww! Come on mom. It's still early. Can I hang out with them a little more? Please?!" -She begged making her best puppy dog eyes. - "Jack will be with us." -She tried to convince her.
Priscila was upset, but she didn't want to seem a mean mother in front of Pacifica's friends and to the people around them. "Sigh… Will you be with Jack all the time?" -She asked her daughter.
- "Yes." -Pacifica answered, her hopes increasing.
- "Will you be at home on time for dinner?" -
- "Yes, absolutely!" -
- "Will you, and I mean the three of you, get into a place like that again?" -She asked the three kids.
- "No." -The three kids answered at the same time.
- "Do you promise?" -
- "Yes." -
- "Ok then, you can hang out with them a little longer, but if you get hurt Pacifica, and I mean, the tinniest scratch ever, you'll get grounded and I'll consider these twins a bad influence for you, is that clear?" -Priscila said looking at the twins with a stern look.
- "Yes mom. Thank you." -Pacifica hugged and kissed her mom on the cheek, and the three kids, followed by Jack, went back to the case.
- "It's a left-handed axe. These are all the suspects." -Dipper had a list with every Gravity Falls resident on it. - "Manly Dan is right-handed. All we have to do, is find a left-handed suspect and we'll got our killer." -Dipper said while crossing manly Dan's name as right-handed.
- "Oh man! We're at fire today! Pow! Pow! Pow pow!" -Mabel was very excited and Pacifica smiled at her.
- "Let's find that murderer." -Dipper told them and both girls agreed to him.
Along the day, the three kids put Gravity Falls people at test to find out which hand the use the most, tests as simple as which hand they write with, which hand they greet people with, and which hand they catch base balls with. Every single person they tested was right-handed.
Several hours later, Dipper was checking his suspects list. - "Girls, there's only one person left on this list." -He showed them the name.
- "Of course! It all makes sense!" -Mabel said.
A few minutes later, a police car parked in front of the 'Gravity Falls gossiper'. Officers Durland and Blubs went to the door with their guns at hand, followed by the kids and Jack.
- "You kids better be right about this. Or you'll never get the end of it." -Officer Durland said.
- "The evidence is irrefutable." -Dipper was full of confidence.
- "It's so irrefutable." -Mabel supported her brother.
Even the police officers were excited about it, they broke into the office yelling 'nobody move. This is a raid'.
Toby Determined scared so much that he fell from his chair. - "What is this? Some kind of raid?" -he asked.
- "Toby determined, you're under arrest for the murder of the wax body of gruncle Stan." -Dipper accused him.
- "You have the right to remain in frost, with our detective work." -Mabel said and the three kids high fived each other.
- "Goblin goose feathers! I don't understand!" -Toby was very confused.
- "Then let me explain." -Dipper said. - "You were hoping that gruncle Stan's new attraction would be the story that saved your failing newspaper. But when the show was a fail. You decided to go out and make your own headline. But you were sloppy, and all the clues pointed to a shabby shoes reporter who was caught left-handed."-
- "Toby Determined, you are yesterday's news." -Pacifica said taking the newspaper and throwing it away.
- "Oh. Your little means must be sore. For jumping to conclusions! I have nothing to do with that murder." -Toby said.
- "Aha! I knew it." Wait what?" -the kids were confused and started to argue between them.
- "Then where were you at the night of the breaking?" -Officer Durland asked him and he gulped, but he had no other choice but to proof his story. He showed them a footage where he was kissing a paperboard figure of Shandra Jimenez. It was very disgusting and embarrassing, but it proved Toby's innocence.
- "That confirms it! Toby, you're out the hook. Freaking mates." -Officer Durland told him. And he said 'hooray'.
- "But… But it has to be him… Check the axe for fingerprints." -Dipper told them and they did so.
- "No prints on it." -Officer Durland told him and Dipper was astonished.
- "No prints." -He said in disbelief.
- "Hey I have a headline for you 'City kids waste everyone's time'" -Officer Blubs said and they started laugh and mock the kids, who were very embarrassed.
- "Oh. I'd be very embarrassed if I was you three." -Toby mocked them.
After that, the kids were out of Toby's office and Pacifica saw that Jack was waiting for her in her limousine. - "Sigh… time to go guys, sorry we didn't find the murderer." - She got into the limousine. - "Do you want a ride?" She asked them.
- "This isn't over yet!" -Mabel told them.
- "Yes, it is over Mabel. I have to get back home now or I'll get grounded. It's almost time for dinner."
- "Why don't you have dinner with us? We still have to attend the memorial service at the shack." -Mabel asked her.
- "Are you serious?" -Pacifica asked her incredulous. - "Your uncle made a memorial service for a wax statue?" -
- "Yes, he did." - Dipper said angrily, he kicked a pebble.
- "I know gruncle Stan won't mind if you join us." -Mabel said getting into the car.
- "Well, if you say so, but I have to call my parents first." -
- "Go ahead, tell them that I invited you to a slumber party." -Mabel said smirking and Pacifica smiled at her. Dipper got into the car and Jack took them to the Mystery Shack.
It took Pacifica almost all the way to the Mystery Shack to convince her parents to let her go to the slumber party with Mabel, but in the end, she did it, just after Jack agreed to spend the night in the Shack with them, Pacifica's parents agreed to it.
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Back at the Mystery Shack, Stan was leading the memorial service for his statue. It was dark already. The three kids, Soos, Jack and the rest of the wax statues were there.
Stan started the ceremony. - "Kids, Soos, Jack, lifeless wax figures. Thank you all for coming. Some people would say that it's wrong for a man to love a wax replica of himself." -
- "They're wrong!" -Soos interrupted him.
- "Easy Soos. Wax Stan, I hope you pick at buck in the wax heaven. I'm sorry I gotta clear my eyes!" -Stan was crying profusely and left the room, Soos followed him crying too.
Dipper was still upset. - "Hmm… those cops were right about me." -he scolded himself.
- "Dipper we've come so far. We can't give up now." -Mabel tried to cheer him up.
- "But I've considered everything. The weapon… the motive… the clues…" -Dipper went to the coffin with the wax statue, both girls behind him. - "Wax Stan sure has a hole in there." -He saw the hole in the statues shoe.
- "All the wax guys have that. It's where the pull thingy's attaches to the stand deal is."- Mabel explained him.
- "Wait a minute. What has holes in his shoes and no fingerprints?" -Pacifica asked them and Dipper gasped.
- "Girls! The murderers are…" -Dipper tried to say but he was interrupted.
- "Standing right behind you." -
The kids turned around and saw all the wax figures starting to move, for when Jack reacted, he was already pinned against the floor by wax Genghis Khan and Edgar Allan Poe.
- "Wax Sherlock Holmes! Wax Shakespeare! Wax… Wax Culio!?" -Dipper looked at the statues.
Then, one of them took the axe from Mabel.
- "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" -Mabel and Pacifica were scared.
Wax Sherlock Holmes talked. - "Congratulations! To my three amateurs' loose. You found very to the truth. And now we're going to very YOU!" -He pointed at the kids. - "Bravo Dipper Pines. You've discovered our little secret." -Wax Sherlock Holmes said taking the wax Stan head out of his jacket and then, turned to his wax fellas. "Applaud everyone. Applaud sarcastically. Ah no, that sounds too sincere, slow it. There you go! Nice!" -He guided them.
- "But. How is this possible? You're made of wax?!" -Dipper asked them.
- "Are you… magic?" -Mabel asked him.
- "Ho ho… magic! She wants to know if we're magic." -Sherlock asked his companions and then smashed his fist against the coffin. - "WE'RE CURSED! Cursed to come to life whenever the moon is waxing. Your uncle bought us many years ago at a garage sell." -Sherlock explained.
- "Ironical garage sell son." -Wax Culio told them.
Sherlock continued. - "And so, the Mystery Shack wax collection was born. By day we were the main attraction. But when your uncle went to sleep, we ruled the night. It was a nice life for cursed beings. That is, until your uncle closed the show. We've waiting ten years to get our revenge on Stan for locking us away. But we got the wrong guy." -
- "So, you were trying to murder gruncle Stan for real?!" -Dipper asked him.
- "You were right all along Dipper. Wax people are creepy." – Mabel told him. And Wax Sherlock started to talk again.
- "ENOUGH! Now that you know our secret, you must die." -he said and all the wax statues eyes turned white. Sherlock grabbed Dipper by his shirt collar and Queen Elizabeth II grabbed Pacifica by her blouse collar. Then, without hesitation, they threw both kids by the nearest window they had, each one across the other. The kids yelled while they fell, Mabel was very scared and backing off
- "DIPPER! PACIFICA!" – She yelled their names when she saw them flying by the windows.
- "What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?!" -
- "Now it's your turn little girl." -Wax Richard Nixon said while approaching to her. Mabel covered herself and closed her eyes, she was very scared, she felt the cold wax hands approaching to her.
- "Please. Help!" -She whispered.
- "CATACLYSM!" - She heard and opened her eyes to see Nixon becoming a pile of ashes in front of her. Then she looked at her savior.
- "BLACK CAT!" -She yelled enthusiastically.
- "Hey! What's up girl?" What's wrong with you, ah? Are you some kind of troubles magnet or what?" -He asked her smirking.
- "Nah! I'd say that's my brother, I'm just close to him when troubles get to him. That's all. By the way… is he…" -She wanted to ask but the Black Cat interrupted her.
- "Yes, he's fine, I caught him before he hit the ground, he's downstairs, very worried for you, but I told him to not come here until we're finished." -He told her.
- "How considerate of you, kitty." -They heard another voice from the other side of the room, and there, kneeling at the window's frame, was Ladybug, ready to fight. The wax figures were very confused.
- "And I suppose you did the same for my friend Pacifica, on the other side, right Ladybug?" -Mabel asked her.
- "Yep! But she decided to hide in her limousine. Don't worry Jack, she's safe and sound." -She turned to the girl's bodyguard and he sighed in relief.
- "THAT'S IT! GET' EM!" -Wax Sherlock ordered to the other wax figures and they attacked Ladybug and the Black Cat. Both superheroes fought the statues bravely but it didn't matter what they did, they couldn't defeat them.
- "Why don't you use your cataclysm again on them?" -Mabel asked the Black Cat.
- "I just can use it once. I need to 'recharge my batteries' if I want to use it again." -he explained her.
- "If that's so…LUCKY CHARM!" -Ladybug used her power and caught the object. - "A CUP OF COFFEE!? This is so weird." -She exclaimed.
- "What is that for? To ask them to sit down and talk about it?!" -Black Cat asked while avoiding some punches and kicks from the wax statues.
This time, Ladybug didn't have enough time to look around and think about what to do with the cup of coffee because Genghis Khan charged at her, she just reacted and with her eyes closed, threw the cup of coffee at him. The hot coffee spilled all over his face and started to melt.
- "That's it! They can melt with the hot and melty things." -Mabel said looking and then, she and ladybug took a lamp shaped as a candle each one.
The Black Cat put his steel rod at the fireplace to heat it up and then, he held it like a blade in front of all the wax statues, who were backing off. - "Anyone moves, and we'll melt you into candles!" -He threatened them.
- "Decorative candles!" -Mabel completed the threat.
- "You really think you can defeat us?" -Sherlock Holmes asked them.
- "Well Duh! He and I are super heroes. This girl is quite brave, and you already let go of the big and strong man there." -Ladybug explained and pointed at Jack, who was cracking his knuckles and smirking at the statues.
- "So be it. ATTACK!" -Sherlock ordered to the wax statues and they charged at them.
Mabel melted William Shakespeare's arms and he ran away, but one of his arms attacked and strangled her, but she managed to get rid of it by hitting it with a door.
Jack finished Genghis Khan with his own hands.
- "Interview this Larry King!" -Ladybug chopped his head off and he ran away. Then Groucho tried to take her candle but it melted his hand, she cut him by the half. - "Joke's on you Groucho" -
- "I've heard about a cutting remark but this is ridiculous. Hey! Why isn't there anything in my hand?" -He said while falling apart.
Jack lifted Genghis Khan and threw it at the fireplace, he melted right away. - "Ha! Genghis Khan you fell hard as the… eh… I don't know, Ying dynasty?" -Ladybug said.
Little by little, all the statues were defeated. Mabel, Jack and Ladybug sighed in relief when they thought they were finished, but then they heard some metallic sounds and turned to see the Black Cat in a blades duel with Sherlock Holmes.
- "All right, let's get this taken care of." -Sherlock swung his blade against the Black Cat, his steel rod was cooling, and he backed off.
The Black Cat backed off to the attic, Sherlock Holmes was sure of his victory. - "Once you, that bug girl and Stan's family are out of the way, we'll rule the night once again!" -He declared full of confidence.
- "Don't count on it!" -The Black cat made a spin and passed between Sherlock's legs and ran through a window.
- "COME BACK HERE! YOU BRAT!" -Sherlock Holmes chased him. They ended up at the Shack's roof and kept fighting. Sherlock cut the 'S' from the SHACK. - "YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD WTH ME BOY! I'M SHERLOCK LOFTY HOLMES! HAVE YOU SEEN MY MGNIFING GLASS?! IT'S ENORMOUS!" -
The Black Cat jumped off to the other side of the roof, behind the Mystery shack sign, he hid behind the chimney, he took a look around, found nothing and sighed in relief. But then, Sherlock appeared in front of him and kicked him in the stomach. - "Any last words?" -He asked him holding his blade, ready to slice his throat.
- "Uhm… You've got any sunscreen?" -He asked him calmly.
- "Got any… what?" -Sherlock asked and then he realized that he was melting. It was dawn. - "No."
- "You know, let me lead you outside… probably not your sharpest decision." -Black Cat said taking his steel rod back.
- "Outsmarted by a child in a cat costume! NNNOOO!" -Sherlock said while he melted, he kept saying nonsense while he became a puddle of wax that was slipping from the roof.
- "Case closed… ah… ah… chu!" -Black Cat sneezed.
- "Hahaha! You sneeze like a kitten… wait… you sneeze like a kitten?! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE BLACK CAT! YOU'RE DIP…" - SPLAT! Sherlock didn't finish his sentence.
- "Ew." -
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Back inside the Shack, Mabel was burning all the wax statues remaining. Ladybug had already left because she was running out of time. She saw Dipper and Pacifica going inside the room. -Dipper! Pacifica! You're ok! You solved the mystery after all." -
- "I couldn't have done it without my sidekick" -He said retrieving wax Stan's head.
- "No offense Dipper but… You're the sidekick." -Pacifica told him.
- "What?! Says who? Are… are people saying that? Have you heard that?" -He asked her.
Then Stan got back in the room. - "HOT BELLS AND WAFFLES! What happened to my parlor?!" -
- "Your wax figures were evil, so Ladybug, Black Cat, Jack and I fought them to the dead. Ladybug decapitated Larry King." -Mabel explained him.
- "Haha! You kids and your imaginations." -
- "On the bright side, look at what we found." -Dipper showed him the wax head.
- "MY HEAD! Haha! I missed this guy. You've done good kids. All right line up for some affectionate nudging." -Stan grabbed the three kids, yes, even Pacifica and scratched their heads with his knuckles, the three kids were enjoying it. Then they heard a police siren and looked outside. Officers Blubs and Durland came in their police car.
- "Solved the case guys? I'm so confident that you're gonna say no, that I´m gonna take a long slow sip from my cup of coffee." -Officer Blubs mocked and took his cup of coffee.
- "Actually, the answer is yes." -Dipper answered him showing him the wax head. That made officer Blubs spit all of his coffee at officer Durland's face, who did the same, they left with coffee burns all over their faces. Stan and the kids were laughing hard at them.
- "So, you did get rid of all the wax figures?" -Dipper asked Mabel.
- "I am 99% sure that I did." -she answered him.
- "Good enough for me." -
- "And for me." -Pacifica agreed. - "Well guys, I better go home, my parents must be going crazy by now, see you later." -She said and left in her limousine.
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Deep inside the house, inside the ventilation system, Larry King's head was looking at them and laughing, then he saw a rat beside him. - "So, you're a rat. Tell me about that." -He asked it and the rat bit and ripped an ear. - "Hey! Get back here! I'm hopping… I'm hopping after a rat that stole my ear." -
(Enter Ladybug's main theme).