[Ed, Edd, Eddy and Lincoln were in the basement of Ed's house, just doing a bouncy sound]
Lincoln: "The bouncy shoes are taking you everywhere you go, Ed."
[While Lincoln shows Ed the bouncy shoes, Sarah is relaxing, watching TV]
Ed: [doing a bouncy sound which irritates Sarah to no end] "Boing! Boing! Boing…"
Sarah: "ED! YOU'D BETTER KEEP IT QUIET DOWN THERE!"
Edd: "Oh dear!"
Eddy: "So what?"
Lincoln: "Dang it!" [sees a furious Sarah coming down the stairs]
Sarah: "Prepare to be pulverized, Ed."
[Sarah marches down the stairs and gives Ed a severe thrashing, followed by Edd, Eddy and Lincoln]
Lincoln: [still has an ice pack] "Ow! Sarah has a nasty bratty habit."
[Eddy laughs as he points to Lincoln's head]
Lincoln: "Yeah. I think I am going to be okay."
Ed: "See you later, Lincoln."
[Later that night]
Lincoln: [while falling asleep] "Just one more cookie, Edd."
[The Kankers snuck into Ed's house and stole his cookies, followed by Edd's and Eddy's cookies in the middle of the night]
Ed: "I'm hungry."
[He literally walks into the kitchen and notices a note left by the Kankers]
Edd: "What's going on?" [they see the note on the countertop]
Eddy: "KANKERS!"
[The next morning]
Lincoln: "Time for some cookies." [he sees a note in the kitchen]
Lola: [offscreen] "Noy jitat! My cookies! I just baked those. Just as I open the door for Lynn, the Kanker sisters snuck into an open window and took my cookies that I baked for the Ed boys."
[Lincoln alerts the Ed boys, then goes to Clyde's house]
Lincoln: "Clyde, I have a serious problem. Each time Ed gets a cookie, he sees a note left behind by the Kankers."
Clyde: "What is it now, Lincoln?"
[Lincoln examines the note to Clyde]
Clyde: "Don't get me started with the Kankers again, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "I guess you're right, Clyde. We're going to get those cookies back."
Clyde: "We'll follow the trail of cookie crumbs and saliva, Lincoln."
Jimmy: "Saliva! Yuck!"
Clyde: [pulls out a Q-Tip] "I'll analyze the data of the saliva off the dirt and see if it matches the saliva from Jimmy."
Lincoln: "Good idea, Clyde." [calls Lisa]
Lisa: "Hello, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "Hello, Lisa." [sees a photo of the saliva from the dirt]
Lisa: "Hmmmmm. The saliva from the dirt must be from a Kanker sister. I'll go analyze the saliva from the dirt and the saliva from Jimmy." [goes to her laptop computer and analyzes the information of the saliva from the dirt and matches it with the saliva from Jimmy] "Nope. The saliva from the dirt doesn't match Jimmy's saliva."
Lincoln: "There must be some way to…"
Clyde: [keeping Lincoln's mouth shut] "I hear something."
Lincoln: "Must be from the Kanker sisters' trailer."
Lee: "May, all those cookies that we stole from the Ed boys are satisfying."
May: "Marie, go and get some milk."
Marie: "Alright, fine."
[While the Kanker sisters are in the kitchen, Lincoln and Clyde snuck into their trailer]
Lincoln: "Operation: Recover the Ed boys' cookies is a go."
Clyde: "I'm right behind you, Lincoln."
[As soon as Lincoln and Clyde recover the Ed boys' cookies, they are discovered by the Kanker sisters]
Lee: "Well, what do we have here?"
May: "A bunch of spies?"
Marie: [confused] "NO! IT'S LINCOLN AND CLYDE!"
Lee: "Bonnie and Clyde?"
Marie: "Wrong!" [she points to Lincoln and Clyde]
May: "Ronniecoln?"
[Flashback to a episode where Ronnie Anne slaps Lincoln]
Marie: [stunned] "Uh, no." [she drags a lovestruck Lincoln as Clyde escapes with the Ed boys' cookies]
Clyde: "I forgot Lincoln. Oh well. I could possibly return the Ed boys' cookies."
[Clyde comes back with the Ed boys' cookies]
Ed: "What's taking Clyde so long?"
Edd: "He could possibly be here at any minute."
Eddy: "Oh, look. It's Clyde. He has the cookies."
Clyde: "Hi, Ed boys. Here's your cookies back."
[At the Kanker sisters trailer]
Lee: "Awwwww. Lincoln looks so adorable."
Marie: "Let me hug him."
May: "No way, Marie. He's mine."
Lincoln: "I feel nauseous." [continues to vomit on Marie's shirt]
Marie: "Ewwwwww! Lincoln! You ruined my good shirt. I just washed it weeks ago."
[Clyde, Edd and Eddy look for their friend while Ed stayed with the bag of cookies]
Clyde: "How much farther, Edd?"
Edd: "My Anti-Kanker tracker pinpoints the exact location."
Eddy: "CHARGE!" [they barge into the Kanker sisters trailer]
Lee: "Uh-Oh!"
Marie: "It's Clyde!"
May: "RUN!"
Clyde: "Don't you ever come back here ever again." [helps Lincoln back up] "Are you okay, Lincoln?"
Lincoln: "I'm fine."
Edd: "Let's go back home and have some cookies."
Eddy: "Yep."
[While Edd, Eddy, Lincoln and Clyde head home, they find Ed with the bag of cookies]
Ed: "Want a cookie, Lincoln?"
Lincoln: "Why, yes, Ed." [pulls out a cookie]
Clyde: "Exactly."
[Jimmy happily hops down the sidewalk]
Jimmy: "Hiya, Lincoln. Do you have a cookie?"
Lincoln: "Here you go, Jimmy."
Jimmy: "Gee, thanks." [continues hopping down the sidewalk]
Clyde: "It's been a long day of getting the Ed boys' cookies back, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "Yep."
Sarah: [offscreen] "ED!"
Lincoln: "Oh no! Here we go again!"
The End