Jingle bells Stinkon smells
At the Ryoal woods mall
Lincoln hey look like n hanging out with my family at the mall. And it looks like it's going to be a best Christmas ever
Lynn jr. Hey Stinkon lisa teach me that
Lincoln."whatever happen to linc
lynn."what ever Stinkon
Lincoln."to the forth wall lynn so so rude.
at lola padgent.
" lincoln. I need to use your phone. " Snapped Lola. " so i get a picture with Santa.
" i'm too busy. Playing angry birds.
"your completely helpless If you don't i will tell mom and Dad that you snuck Egg nog. only to spit it out in disgist ."
" lincoln Lose too pigs when Loka made that comment.
" what does Lol mean."
" J.E.R.K."
" My eldest brother. You and your online games are with the France called les incompétents.
" To the forth wall " My family are too much i wish i was taking away by CPS. Because of the luck ordeal and moved to a nicer foster family. no wait i can't report my family because it could separate them. and the twins hate it.
while Lincoln go see santa ans ask for his family to not call Lincoln bad luck.
Lynn jr your too old to see santa so merry Christmas Stinkon
Lincoln grab her by the shirt " listen you stupid Bully since the car ride tip you have been calling my Stinkon of I had brother they would all call me Stinkon without mercy or regret so shut you garbage Lynn mouth
If your feeling strong call my name by Stinkon one more time
The mall all did was stare
Cyide Lincoln what's going on
Lincoln let's forget about it Cyide
Lynn Stinkon hanging out to see sa ta so stay put of it you dumb nerdy. monkey
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME BLACK LIVES MATTER." Clyde think lynn said a racist word. he may not celebrate kwanzaa but he understood how much. He take his race with pride
The 2 friends throw a prop present at Lynn but Acudentky hit a mall Santa Claus
Fiona had enough of the boys nonsense and yelled of insanity
The entire family s mad at Lincoln and Cyide even Lily is mad
" look what you literary did you little jerk" snapped Lori
" you really did it You little grinch." Snapped Luna
"we're banned from a entire mall I hope your happy lincoln." Lola snarked
" but Lynn did- Lincoln tried to point fingers at Lynn but Stopped by 2 furious adults
" no buts your going home." Rita yelled." so keep your moth shut at the car ride.
" Linoln didn't say anything.
" I hope i burn your ace savvy cards." Boasted Lana.
" Cyide is grounded for His temper and lincoln not only will you be naughty this years and not only do you not grt any presnts this year but you are grounded until December 25." Lynn sinor snapped
" but"
" your such a disease ." luan spit from her braces
" We are giving your presents away to charity" Snapped
"you getting notin for Christmas mommy and daddy are mad you getting nothin for cheitmas Cause you have been nothin but bad." Luna sang with her bace.
" I hope Krampus get you" Snappee Lynn jr.
" Lynn Calm down and we will talk about that ape word later and as for you say good night lincoln." Rita angryly ordered Her son.
" good night Lincoln." Snarked Lincoln
LILY stick tounge out on Lincoln
" thee are 13 people in the house your the only one who has to cause trouble."
"I am the only one who is dumped on.l
" Go to your room until you behave I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night" Roared Lincoln.
"Lincoln I hope you have a merry little Christmas with my sisters and not me Ebenezer loud sinior." Lincoln Yelled and slammed the door.
" And a bad humbug to Ace Savvy." Lynn jr. yelled from downstiars.
" Lynn jr!" the dad yelled.
at bed the louds are wishing.
" I wish that Spoiled brat would go away." Lori yelled.
While the Loud's are in best it's December first lincoln community with clyide and Lincoln will know his sisters will get gift and not him
" the noise noice noice noice
Luna will pluck her dumb base
Luan will blow her air horn
Lisa will get explosive
And Lana will get a loud barn
And they will have a feast and their feast and their feast and their feast feast feast feast
Their eat dads gross figgy pudding
And rare roasted turkey witch I want to stand and at least
wait why am I speaking in ryime.
" shut up Lincoln you ruined my Christmas pageant enough." Lola yelled from the distance.
My dads are not too happy when Lynn called me a Monkee but i'm still grounded and On the naughty list too. "
" she meant a monkey with a Y at the end." Lincoln Objected.
" it doesn't matter she act like she is racist." Cyide snapped
" I must get away from them Year after year this family is nothing but a scrouge I must live in a nicer family but how?"
Then in his dvd collection he sees a 2003 movie then he had a idea and awful idea Lincoln grinned knowing how much he wanted to explain to Santa it was a miss understanding that he is naughty
He pack his things and Left a note on the bed with crying on the note same for Clyde they dress up as ace savvy and one eyed jack. and stoll Lisa jet pack.
Cyide what is the plan buddy
" we are planning operation Run away to the North Pole and live for the rest of our lives as elf's or think of a plan for that."
" good plan but i always wanted a mom but your banned from Canada until. Your 14 years old."
" then we are using Lisa's jet pack but first late Christmas dinner because I'm sent to bed with no suffer." Lincoln starved
" but we don't have any money."
" not yet." Lincoln said.
" is that your moms credit card." Clyde said.
Lincoln explain. he stole it while she was asleep
They went to a diner called Duncan dinner.
They got a table
And saw a friendly waiter
" how may I help you boys." waiter said
" what do you have." Lincoon.
Waiter we have grinch pancakes
Poached Eggs Benedict on toast
Noel French toast
Polor bear Burger
Zombie brand Waffles
Lincoln zombie brand waffles
Cyide make that two
Waiter where did you get that money
Lincoln uh internet
Waiter All the money from the dinner Mr Duncan taking it all straight to the children's hospital for Christmas
Lincoln and Cyide had a nice dinner
Waiter here's you check
Lincoln merry Christmas and keep the change
Water merry Christmas and don't forget all customers get 2 free gifts I suggest the turtle doves
Cyide turtle doves ?
Walter the turtles doves simblesize you two are best friends
Lincoln merry Christmas
Lincoln and Cyide flew to the sky trying to get pass Canada to afford getting arrested for violating the banning
While at the zooming down at the hospital
a girl waved at Lincoln and the boys wave at the girl
Cyide do you think Santa Will know your at the North Pole
Lincoln. I just hope Santa is not too angry because I mailed him a present apologizing for and explaining that Lynn made us angry and hope for Christmas I want to live in the North Pole as elves
But the get pack ran out of fuel and The two crash landing but saved by a red Light with jingles before knocking out
The next day the family having breakfast
" knock on lincoln door hey sport you can come out now." Lynn sr
He knock like two bits shave and a haircut
" Sweetie just because your grounded dossn't mean you can lay in bed. Al day." Rita said.
They open the blinket only to be covered in Action figures
Rita Screamed
" what does that note say." asked Lynn sr. " Is it another runaway fan ideas." The dad Said breaking the forth wall.
Dear family what if I'm really bad luck I hope you have a merry Christmas without me while you get away with how much you bully me but I am going to explain to Santa about abuse I suffered and I should not be on the naughty list I hope the 3 ghost of Christmas Comfort you And I am going live in the North Pole for the rest of my life as a adorable Linky the elf. Goodbye forever merry Christmas and happy new year
" Where is Lincoln." Leni asked.
" Did He burn our hair with a blow torch and replaced our Hairs with Wigs super glued to our heads."Lori snapped
" Worst."
" Dod you stab a nail to my feet to be Asulted by Wienstien." Leni yelled.
" Worst.
" did he Soak a rope in Kerosene and tie us with it and Cover us in varnaih to think we are bleeding. " Lisa fumed .
" It's not in the first home alone but worst. "
" what worst! Oh my softball gods you're not serious. No-no-no-no-no. your bluffing, i seen Runaway fanfics. but this is a chritmas nightmare." Lynn anger turned to fear and dreed.
"He ran away to the north pole. to become an elf." Rita sobbed.
The sisters were shocked to see that note
" We forgiven what Christmas is all about." luna Reffercned.
" I checked our Heart moniter. and it's their are all 2 sized too small." Lisa siad.
" I feel like i deserve to lose a padgent." Lola whimpered .
Leni fainted
Meanwhile in the Canadian waste lands lincoln loud and Cyide McBride was nest snug in a bed. But notice he smelled salty and sweet
" salted "
" caramel "
" chocolates "
Then the dynastic dio screamed that they say little people dressed in green wearing red and white stockings.
The little people screamed
" Easy easy enough with the screaming it sounded like you had a screaming nightmare " said a female elf in pig tails
" You gave us a scare little boy 'Said a boy elf in glasses
" Wait where my ace savvy continue." Lincoln ask when he is wearing a Candy cane Hospital gown. Same for Cyide
" The Costumes are In The washer machine from being in the cold." Said another female elf with blonde hair
" Wait you are elf's and that means."
" Ho Ho ho ." said a deep voice he was wearing black boots and black fur pa to and A red fur jacket and a beard of white and a Red fur hat, held a pipe in tight in his teeth. With the jolly' old elf is a large woman who is Wearing a red coat and Red dress and White long hair and wrinkles
" Santa?" Lincoln asked
" in the flesh." said the jolly old elf.
" Santa I am so sorry about the mall. "
" sane for me ."
" It is a Ho Ho Ho K but that was not the real Santa. " Santa said
" That is not ?
" I am old enough to know how it works.
Mrs claus Had a turn to talk " Your letter was sent to mail. You were knocked out for 3 days. She said in a sweet grand motherly tone.
" My family hate me and I wish to live in the North Pole. As two of your elves
" please Santa he is adorable." said the female elf in pig tails
" He had hot feet. " Said a Dark skinned female Elf .
" And Lynn called me a monkey and I thought she was mocking my race ." Cyide said
" Ho Ho okay my little elf's we will put him on reserve. Until Ge gets back on his feet.
" I don't know Why he was wearing ace savvy and Jack Halloween has pass.
" I was picked on wearing that costume. And the sisters only want to play the full deck only to be in the spotlight .
" I understand I nearly put you naughty but the important thing is you told the truth and it got you a part in the movie I am so ho ho sorry for Your loss. I make printed copies of your comic at the publishing factory. With your name
" Since the darling Wear the costume o guess it's trick or treat. To ace savvy " and without saying anything Mrs Claus gave Lincoln and Cyide Candy canes
"" How about we watch A Christmas movie That is Lincoln's favorite ." the female. elf in Red head said . As he slip on wrapping paper and got gagged by the wrapping paper. Lincoln got out of the bed and Remive the elf From the paper
" thank you big dear." Said the female elf on the red head." How about we watch gremlins the 1984 To cheer you up. " Said the red head elf as Lincoln untie her From the paper
" that danger prone dappy. She acadently get into trouble. By the bind.
Then the elf watch The Gremlins movie with Lincoln and Clyde and The elf snuggle The Two humans like stuffed Raindear.
After the police come. The middle school had to make a absesnse notice.
" Poor St- I mean Lincoln. He must be in the Canadian wasteland I know I should've buy him breakfast at the cafeteria.
prinsaple r was shocked that She Had a stocking fulll of coal.
" Do you think I over react calling Lincoln Stinkon. "
" Lynn I understand That Chandler was going to bully your brother. When he got back but now he's gone and chandler can't hurt him.
" I am taking a temporary resign of being hall monitor. And I'm not working until my baby brother is found alive not one injury
And Nice and warm in my Blanket That doesn't has my dough oven.
At Lynn's table Christmas sales are not good everyone is buying Beef well-Lincoln not buying anything else form unless someone is picky
" your a mean one mr grinch ." Said a customer
"Good morning Mr scrouge." said another consumer
" Ypu want anything"
" My son mocking lincoln is not getting Presents because he is going to tease Lincoln since that Santa Claus is Having 2 for hire. " Said A bratty kid mom.
" nice everyone is mad at us
" You tell me ." Howard Said "my baby ran away. I need to see Dr Lopez "
" We are so blind because of your daughter." Harold said
" I am sorry Lincoln said That Lynn called Cyide a monkey.
" Woaw." Howard." your daughter is really the worst."
" Well. Washed her mouth with a bar of soap when Lincoln was gone. " lincoln dossnt see how hard my child hood was ." Lincoln was sore that He was Outvoted by His older brother. He take pride in his parenting He is Refuding to admit he wrong Even if he had to single pity his only son . Is is become he is the only boy in the family and he is mad at his brother. But his actions are biting back All because of the tradition to give Lincoln vanzilla and Didn't care if he is picked on.
Later at the North Pole
" Lincoln take a look at the snow globe.
" It's a small house and it look like My young dad Hi young dad.
" He can't see or hear you this is his memory From his past."
It's not fair that My dad is Spending time with my son I wish I had a sister .
" No wonder Lynn sr cold at me." he is so angry he can't Call His dad by dad
When you're alone, alone in the world When you're alone in the world Blown the way leaves get blown in the world Swirled the way leaves get swirled Listening to your heels when you walk Making a lonely clack You don't know how it feels When you talk and nobody's voice talks back A hand for each hand was planned for the world Why don't my fingers reach? A million grains of sand in the world Why such a lonely beach? Where is a voice to answer mine back? Where are two shoes that click to my clack? I'm all alone in the world lincoln : A hand for each hand Both: Was planned for the world Why don't my fingers reach? A million grains of sand in the world Why such a lonely beach?
Lincoln : Where is a voice to answer mine back? young Lynn sr : Where are two shoes that click to my clack? Both: I'm all alone in the world
Even If Lincoln's young dad can't see or hear him He understand that his dad Had been neglected because of lance. He Put his hand on his dad's memory.
" I only put your sisters and parents on the naughty list for The human pretzel The Sweet spot ordeal, The grossery store The football game, the bad luck ordeal and The sister fight protocol. And Lori Using abuse to have you see Ronnie Anne after She broke up and She moved. And oh I'm Santa Claus I remember Life ruiner.
" yeah Like they ruin my life. And my reputation.
They went back to the toy shop.
Later Lincoln and Cyide got used to being handy man and woman they wear green suits with red and green stockings They can't have human make toys but he can help with Toy testing to make sure they are safe for kids.
While Lincoln is having fun Santa and Mrs Claud had a talk
" oh suger plum what are we going to do with him. His loves his family so much.
" I know And somehow his family are having the what have I done like in some stories Internet users write
" I say we return him to his family On December 25 just because he' s bad luck dossnt mean he is naughty. I already for the sisters coal in 2017 for that behsvor but I think they have been good according to How much they stole his credit like the big bad Marty wolf.
"
while in the loud house it's December 24 and the sisters are Having dinner
" To his father to his son to the holy spirt we thank you for this banquet And all I a want for Christmas is my baby brother back And tell him we are sorry for over reacting a bit I don't deserve more cell phones and deserve to be broken up by Bobby" Lori Begged
" or New dresses" Leni said
" or CD and Records" Luna cried
" or joke books." Luan Whimper.
" or sporting equipment." Lynn Sobbed
" or black Christmas on dvd." Lucy Quited Sighed
" Or my rain dear." Quithered Lana knowing that she would raindeer napped. going to get her naughty.
" Or Dollhouse. " lola wailed
" or new chemicals." Lisa said using humon emotions.
" or Blocks." Lily said using 2 year old crying. but Rita. Shush Her.
" sinner of cooking Lynn sr.
" or New Writing stuff and I hope I deal with Lincoln being happy playing with his favorite action heroes in toys including Ace savvy One eyed jack Rip hard core David Steele Fish man total trash take down and other action stuff that annoying my daughter but please lord help me I just want my angel back. " Said Rita Leaving behind a Plate of Turkey, Cranberry sauce, mashed potato's, and Roasted carrot on Lincoln's empty seat. if you give back my Darling son. i will deal with his so called bad luck. 24/7 365 until he got to college at 18. "
"to his father to his son to the holy sport amen." Rita sobbed. But Lily kissed Her Mommie Out of comfort.
Later at the North Pole. Santa gets ready to go he called to Lincoln
" Lincoln Cyide you have to go back to your family . " Santa Claus said
" but they don't want me anymore I made so many mistakes in the past but this time I'm naughty by them They gave all my gifts to Charity.
" Lincoln I understand but Look at the ball
" my family they really miss me.
" you have to Go back i understand life in the loud house is loud. But Look at my family of elves they are old as me.
" And they are all cute for their age." Lincoln adored.
" Aw ." the elf's adorably blushed
" Lincoln Cyide your parents are very sorry and They just want you back. And your not living in the North Pole forever your tongue will stick a metal pole when is cold. So Lincoln Cyide and look at the fog it will block out my view and you have an ace savvy flash light you picked in your backpack. So Boys with your ace lights bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight." asked St Nicolas.
" it's would be a homer I miss my family too Santa."
That's the spirt you do the homer and then. I'll show you can call the calibu name." The Cookie eating elf said.
" On dasher
on dancer
on prance
on Vixen
on common
on Cupid
on donner
on Blitzen
to the top of the porch to the top of the wall dash away all." Lincoln said to the caliou by name.
" first stop ryoal woods Michigan
And the rain dear light up
Up up up and away .
The parents went to sleep.
" Rita Do you think We spoiled our daughter too much." Asked dad
" Maybe we are what future that may happen if we did."
" Patents ."
" Who are you .
" I am Todd."
'Todd What are you doing.
" ill show you a future of how much your girls are spoild too much look at these pages of the comic that was not written
"Take your daughter to work day Guess I am proud of them where are they
" they are not here
" Lori in jails"
" Lori is behind bars for Hitting Lincoln with a table"
" What about Leni. "
" She Sent to a group home."
" Luna?"
" She is Sent to a quiet camp
" Luan ."
"'mental hospital
" Lynn."
" military Academy ."
" Lucy
" forced to see the light at ."
"'The twins
." in 2 sepete foster homes
" they never want to e Seperted" Rita said
" and Lisa
" in a safe boarding school for the gifted .
If obvious Lily graduate with homer.
" They put her in an exorcism camp.
" Todd are these shadows of things that would happen or could happen what about Lincoln
" Error shutting down."
" Todd wake up please wake up
" Rita Screamed"
Here lies Lincoln Albert Loud
2006-2017
Son brother nephew.
Rita cries in Lynn sr arms Lynn sr Lay on Lincoln's Stone
When you're alone, alone in the world When you're alone in the world Blown the way leaves get blown in the world Swirled the way leaves get swirled Listening to your heels when you walk Making a lonely clack
You don't know how it feels when you talk And nobody's voice talks back A hand for each hand was planned for the world Why don't my fingers reach? A million grains of sand in the world Why such a lonely beach? Where is a voice to answer mine back? Where are two shoes that click to my clack? I'm all alone in the world
Then They woke up.
" Mom dad wake up it's Christmas " Lola said In glee
" Lincoln still not here."
" good luck for next year Lincoln ." Lynn sobbed
" Girls mom dad." said speaky voice they think it's one of the girls but that voice is sounded like a Boy of 12 years old and
Lincoln came from the chimney but notice the girls are asleep think that they are still angry
" I guess i cannot blame. them I have a ahare of mistske." He said to the forth wall.
But heard a voice
" Lincoln." gleed Lily.
" Lincoln." The girls glee.
" Lincoln's " the parents said
" " Merry Christmas girls I am so sorry I yelled.
" No Lincoln. We are sorry " Lynn said ." I got you into at he mall but the mall forgiven you and appoglise to you. for banning you. "
" And Fiona Forgiven you In dismay and appoglise for over reacting.."
" The The family hug Lincoln and Lincoln playfully Tickle Leni Sandle feet
And Lola playful tickle his elf costume ." aw Lincoln your costume look real cute ."
" Thanks Lola ." lincoln blushed.
" What could Santa give me that is your bad luck could Make it worst
" 10 trophies Golden raspberry awards ." said Lucy in dismay.
" Oh well. If live give chocolate air hot chocolate And Lynn Hug Lincoln
" hey Louds my dad's are sorry. for the trouble i caused." Said a fimiler dark skinned boy.
" Clyde!" The girls gleeds and hugged hin.
" i am so sorry for Insulting you with that monkey talk. I get it your African american and Your ancestor's are Slaves. and segerated . in the first half of the 20th century. .
" all is forgiven. "
" Listen I seen good afican american atheltes like Micehal Jorden.. not the actor but the A jorden. and i seen
" And i can't be littery god as tiger woods."
" And i'm glad i"m not afraid of you lori." And Clyde and lori hug.
Lynn alrigth st-I mean Lincoln. i read you a story that Deserves a happy ending. to ace Savvy. and Lynn read Lincoln.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.
while lynn read to lincoln
Santa happily Watch Lincoln and his sisters play. and theri heart grew 3 sizes at that point. and
his sisters are forgiven, and Lincoln got his presents with his main present. to be loved by his sisters. and parent's
Having 10 sisters is a pain, but they sacrificed having presents. to be with Lincoln. With Lincoln being the man with the plan. but his sisters are the ones with the plan. to Beg for lincoln to Return to the loud house.
At the sky a Sleah if 8 raindear Went into the moon
santa give a wink and not stiff Lincoln. and to the forth wall.
" Ho Ho ho Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night ."