Sitting on the park bench in bellwood is the black and blue hero Zack Orion relaxing.
Zack: (looking at his phone) damn transformers earthrise, i can't wait to see it soon. I need to put this as a reminder and watch it like a champ.
Then pop out of the ground like a groundhog is none other than the orange and red hero koan seniruyami.
Koan: yellow Z!
Zack: hey K, found something under there?
Koan: same ol golds and diamond but (pull out radish) a radish, also got news from Max said downtown psyphon and the squids are plotting since he got some illegal alien tech.
Zack: that guy again?
Koan nodded.
Zack: okay let's go.
Zack whistled as his car came in and the duo went inside, Zack driving and seeing his small computer screen showing the location and it is the highest building.
Zack: there he is.
Then they parked their car and got out to see the 20 squid monsters around the building with Psyphon who had implanted the device that seemed like a bomb with big wires around it.
Zack: (walk up) really psyphon? Do we have to do this again?
Psyphon: hmm, oh Orion, you and that animal will always be in the way.
Zack: Would you rather want Ben to do it?
Psyphon: enough! Tennyson is a fool who irritates me! As you can see I have implanted a very deadly weapon that will not only destroy this building but the ground to make every earth crash the entire city! So this your chance to give up or face my fury!
Koan: or face your furry what?
Psyphon: R.E.D's attack!
Then the squid monster charges in as Zack slaps his ultramatrix to turn into p. feedback and koan hits his nemetrix to turn into buglizard.
: let's do this!
Buglizard: you got it! Ride me!
The blue conductoid nodded and hops onto the large lizard, Buglizard unleashed gas breath to blinded the squid monsters, P feedback shooting blue electric blast at each of them while riding buglizard.
The gas cleared as they defeated them all.
Psyphon: impossible!
Then buglizard's tail slammed pyshcon to sent him sky flying.
Psyphon: CUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOUU!
P. Feedback: good job K.
Then they heard beeping, they saw the bomb gonna blow in 14 minutes.
Buglizard: oh no! It's gonna be kablowy!
P. Feedback: koan I need some help short circuiting it!
Buglizard: Lightsout would do it.
The blue conductoid jumps at the bomb while the buglizard changes into Lightsout, The two aliens touch it as P. Feedback's fingers, antennas, tail. Light's antennas begin absorbing the bomb as they make an energy lightning field to protect the area.
The bomb beeping haywire then suddenly a big light flashes the two that engulf them.
The light died as to show their gone.
Meanwhile the new world
As walking down the hallway to a pumpkin house in front is a young, tall woman with large breasts and an alluring figure. She has short violet hair with long strands on each side of her face that curl up and around to resemble her tail. The bauble she wears in her cat form can be seen below her neck. Her black witch's hat coils around at the end and retains her bright yellow cat eyes. She also has a curled up purple cat tail that resembles her cat form one. Her lips are curled like the shape of a "3" to represent those of a cat. She also has two little sharp fangs in her mouth. She dresses in a signature witch outfit consists of a black-blue dress that shows off her shoulders and wraps around her neck, long, open sleeves that reveal her hands and shoulders, a short skirt with a white frill and long high-heeled boots that curl upwards at the toes.
?: (heard falling down) huh?
She look up to see two red and blue comet falling, she jump hack wee crashed down.
?: hmm? What was that?
She walk up to see Zack and koan who's asleep.
?: oh two boys who fall down, they don't seem hurt.
She turn at zack, makes the witch blushed and cat smile with heart eyes pupils to look directly closer at the sleepy blue hero.
?: hey, this guy's cute.
She take the two inside of her pumpkin house, see them asleep.
She lean poking zack's cheel as she giggle.
?: always he sleep like a cute puppy (turn at koan) and this one sleep like a cat.
Koan: (muttered to his sleep) root beer ship ready to go.
Zack: (muttered his sleep) lets launch raining root beer.
?: wow they both like root beer.
Koan: (wake up) where?!
Zack: (woke up) huh?
The two look around.
Koan: no bellwood.
Zack: I think we're inside a pumpkin house, cool.
Koan: really?!
Koan: Hotdog! Me wanna eat it!
Zack: no koan! We're not eating another food house again!
They turn to the witch person, zack blush a bit.
Zack: a magical Cat?
Koan: a witch kitty! This is stupendous!
?: how'd you know that?
Zack: that because we senses it in you.
Koan: or smell your scent.
Zack: is this your home?
?: yep, you two fall from the sky.
Koan: so we in another world?
?: another world?
Zack: let us explain.
They explain their side of the story which impress and surprise her.
?: woah so you two are half human and half mutant with full of surprise, half mutant of everything. And your from another world of earth with coexisting human and aliens, plumber such as space police and have a brother Ben tennyason is known as hero of heroes. As you two got girls and been adventure or different omni-multiverse and ended up here?
Zack: yeah.
Koan: yebba.
?: amazing! And did you say dung did this to you?
Zack: you know him?
?: in this world, he been to many different world as some know him, some think he's a myth. We called him "the great despair"
Zack: okay so what is this world? (look at the moon with a creepy face) oh know for the fact this isn't normal, filith Supernatural, souls.
Koan: and a moon that have a crazy face and smile just like me! Hahahaha!
?: your in death city.
Zack and koan: death city?
?: (giggle) yep!) is a city in Nevada, United States. It is the central location for Death Weapon Meister Academy's main branch and school.
Zack: wel lthe way I smell is people of corruption gone, Supernatural such as monster, some yokai, magic beings , ancient and some witches.
?: yeah, atypically female race capable of manipulating magic that you know. Both witches and humanity notably the Witch Order and the DWMA have had a longstanding mutual enmity against one another for reasons mostly unexplained. Because of this strife, most witches resort to some manner of hiding and concealing their past to protect themselves. Occasionally, evil witches are hunted by members of Death Weapon Meister Academy, notably by it's intelligence branch. In order for the academy to do so, physical evidence must be obtained for Lord Death to approve a warrant for her capture and/or demise. Upon death, some witches' soul are eaten by specific magic weapons in order to turn them into death scythes.
Zack: anything else?
?: Known to be the sworn enemies of DWMA, the Witch Order are a powerful sect of Witches bent on protecting themselves from potential extinction by the hands of their enemies as well as gaining any advantage over the other. The Witch Order's society is split based on an unspecified generational gap between elder and younger witches; The elder witches of the Order have less liberal mindsets; they tend to hold a more uptight attitude, harboring deep hatred for Death Weapon Meister Academy as well as even controlling younger witches with rules which are viewed as "outdated". They also tend to have a more stubborn qualities. One older witch even went as far as to say the hatred between these witches and DWMA run "deeper then the deepest pits of hell".
Koan: and the other one?
?: Younger witches, however, tend to hold a more liberal view and aren't clinging to the "web of hatred", unlike their elders. As a result, they are more open to DWMA and don't always harbor the same level of hatred, although they face scrutiny from older members due to their conflicting views. Casually, younger Witches have adopted their own slang and also have their own vulgar sayings. The usage of "witching" and "witchin" is much like the humane usage of words like "wicked" and "fricking"."Bullwitch" is a vulgar term used much like "witch" within the human, English language. Witches, both old and young, take immense pride in their destructive instinct that dominates them, known as the "Pull of Magic". This instinct is held proudly and in high regard, so much so that individuals who lack the instinct are alienated from the Order and aren't considered "real witches".
Koan: I see, so this dwma, is a place of student of learning snd working together of partner to take down sinful being? I can smell their soul fowl of corruption and such sins.
?: wow impressive brain and nose, school and organization founded by Death to train meisters and magic weapons, maintain world order, and prevent the uprising of another kishin.
Zack's thought: so the grim reaper , here...made a school.( out of thought) so the souls, I guess there have to do of people own personal, colors and depends the weight of their power and level
?: once again, wow. Yes and also called The soul wavelength or simply as the wavelength, is the "sound" or "rhythm" of one's soul; It is the part of the soul which is invisible to both the naked eye and that of Soul Perception visually, though it can be sensed. Being the rhythm of the soul itself, soul wavelength carries some of the characteristics of a character that helps a user of soul perception determines the type of characteristics of an individual. As such, a meister can determine a character's personality and race/species And even witch cloak themselves so they won't be senses by any user.
Zack: So they use it for attacks and techniques?
?: yep! wavelength control is an ability that allows a user to control their own soul wavelength. Both meisters and weapons possess this skill to varying degrees ranging from rudimentary to more advanced levels. And Magical-Like Powers, refer to a higher form of wavelength control accessed only by certain demon weapons; special demon weapons known as death scythes possess a more higher-level of wavelength control known from the consumption of a witch's soul. New abilities birthed from these souls can appear similarly to magic.
Koan: so meister is a wielder to demon weapons, that transformed to weapons?
?: Meisters are individuals with exceptional wavelengths who are paired up with weapons should both the meister and weapon have a compatible wavelength. This is based on the personalities of the potential meister and weapon. Should they be compatible, the individual would be able to utilize their chosen partner with ease. However, if one's wavelength isn't compatible, dangerous effects from the rejection can result in injury and possibly death in extreme .Meisters are also typically physically fit, being a prerequisite in institutions training meisters like Death Weapon Meister Academy. Meisters can vary in race and even to animals. Only demon weapons, however, haven't exhbit abilities of being a meister beyond wielding family member and their weapon forms through a special bond.
Zack: and demon weapons?
?: they possess a human appearance and may take up the attributes of the weapon form within their human form . In their weapon forms, their shape may vary considerably. While Demon Weapons usually take any form of traditional weapons, a few demon weapons exist that may be considered unconventional. Being human, demon weapons also possess human souls. Due to the weapon gene, the DNA of demon weapons may pass to human offspring, allowing humans to be born with the ability to develop weapon forms over time. There are also instances where the weapon gene can skip generations and families are unaware of their weapon gene. This gene can be indicated when those who possess it, whether or not they are active.
Koan: how meister and demon weapon do other then just some witches?
?: well kishin, being who has over hunted and consumed a great amount of souls. The first stage of becoming a Kishin. Due to their crimes, their souls becomes corrupt, stated by Death it that only demon weapons can consume souls. It stated by Death it that only demon weapons can consume souls such as Kishin eggs. If a demon weapon eat 99 Kishin eggs along with one witch soul in order to become a death scythe.
Zack and koan: death scythe?
?:yeah. The 1st is name of it is a title, 2nd highest rank attainable by select demon weapons in Death Weapon Meister Academy whom are in charge of the various branches of the DWMA around the world. And 3rd is being the ultimate weapon again.
Zack: thanks for the info.
?: no problem puppy boy.
Zack: not a puppy.
?: to me you are, anyway since you two are brother s that you said, I wonder what type of heroism you two are.
Zack: we're both vigilante mixed hero and anti hero, oh sorry we're are our manners? Let us introduce ourselves.
Koan: me am koan kasai seinruyami! Me love root beer! Me am the apex predator, but an ahaha me the agent of CHAOS!
Zack: and I'm the agent of life and death, well a destroyer, my name is Zackary masayoshi Orion but you can call Zack or Z.
?: oh cool, well my name is Blair, so boys, do you two got a place to stay?
Koan: nope.
Zack: not really.
Blair cat smile then hugged zack's head to his her big breasts.
Blair: why not you two stay with me~?
Koan: yebba!
Zack: (smile) I don't see why not? (look at Blair then smirk) I didn't think a pumpkin kitty is interesting a wolf like me though. (softly petted her chin make her purr)
Blair: you'd be surprised on the going's on around here~.
She petted his hair then poof wolf ears and tail, koan poof cat ears and tail.
Zack: woof.
Koan: meow!
Blair: (hugged Zack and petted koan's had) oh a puppy and a little kitty brother!
Koan: (gasp of joy) me have big kitty sister?
Blair: yep!
Koan: Yay! Also who's hungry? Me Koan will cook.
Blair: sure! Zack wanna join a bath with me?
Zack: (blush) well uh, I don't know.…
Blair: (giggle) if you join, I'll be sure feed your favorite desert and meal, ooh little bro what his favorite?
Koan: banana, hamburger, Stake pizza, root beer, cake, Oreos, sometime funnel cake, lettuce, and Nachos.
Blair: would you like some nice cookie of oreos~~?
Zack: deal!
Koan: hey Blair want some fish? Me can cook stupendous.
Blair: sure! That be good!
Koan: me feel stupendously weird.
Zack: me too.
The two glows as one of their limbs start to glow. Zack's left arm transformed into a knight strong sword and koan's left leg transformed into a katana blade.
Blair: wow your a demon weapons!
Zack: hmm I think we're both meister and demon weapon.
Koan: ahaha were adapting well as we thought, wait me deep there's more.
Zack: me too.
Zack looked at his right arm as it shifts into beast gauntlet claws and koan shift his whole body and changed into double pistol airsoft gun, zack shift to a sycthe blade chain and koan shift to a scythe , Zack shift into a airsoft machine rifle and koan shift into an ax hammer, zack shift into a scythe qnd koan shift into a gauntlet, zack shift into staff spear and koan shift into chain double sword.
Blair: WOW! You can shift into 5 different weapons!
The two boys shift back to normal
Zack: okay, now that is awesome!
Koan: Hotdog!
Blair: so zacky, is true you and koan watch and collar transform into different aliens and other stuff?
Zack: yep, evolved them, armor and Fusion. Mine is called the ultramatrix and koan's is the nemetrix, alien natrual predator (dial his trix and slap it)
A blue flash he become Wildcat
Wildcat: Meet WILDCAT Meow!
Blair then blush and nosebleed with a petty giggle, she zoom grabbed him.
Blair: time for that bath!
Wildcat: YAY!
Koan: and me start cooking!
Meanwhile
In the alleyways of the night a woman screamed and footsteps was heard as a woman is running.
A Creature with claws and a mask with a long tongue Then two individuals came from the top of the stares, the one of the right is a girl with pale blonde hair, green eyes wears a black coat jacket, red skirt and white and black shoes.
And next is a girl who has long white hair that slightly spiky, red eyes, pointed teeth, she have a slightly lazy, droopy, her hair in a ponytail ,has a sticker with his name on it and a circular logo featuring a red-lipped mouth bearing pointed fangs surrounded with the letters 'E-A-T.'
Her clothes are similar to the female sailor outfit that color white and red, with the sailor suit collar, but with the difference that it is more like a dress. She wears a blouse with puffed up short sleeves with some subtle flower petal patterns on the hem. The signature tie of the sailor uniform has been tied up to be in a bow-shape. She wears a red skirt that goes down to her knees and black shoes with yellow lines resemble her pointed tooth. Wears a yellow and black jacket with buttons going down the front.
?: that man soul eater, his soul.
Soul: right maka there's no doubt about it that dudes soul is a kishin egg it's pure evil, he's not human anymore.
Maka: any soul who breaks the path of humanity becomes evil, runs the risk of transforming into a kishin, in the name of lord death this evil must be purge, let's collect the damage soul and end this.
Soul: just so we're clear maka, this guy turning himself into a weapon he's the same as me that way, course I look a lot cooler then my human for then he dose. (change her arm into a scythe blade that is red on the blade edge and black on the body) being a weapon isn't the problem here, the problem with this guy, is his soul!
The she completely change into a scythe with a red eye on the base and silver rod.
Maka: I know, (she done a few twirls with soul and put soul on to her shoulder) you serial killer jack the ripper, your murdering days are over your soul is mine!
Then the kishin named jack roared and charge at maka and try to slash her.
Maka: weapon and meister two fighting as one, let's go soul eater.
Then they clash there blades at each other and dogging there attacks, with there blades and maka jump off jack's head making him off balance and he jump and maka jump up to him.
Maka this is ours now! (slash at jack) the 99th soul!
Then the kishin turn into a red ball with some rock on the sides, it floated down and maka with soul with her upper body out grab the red soul and slurp her drool.
Soul eats the kishin's soul and puff out air while clap her hands together while the rest of her body back to nodmal
Soul: maka thank you for a great meal.
Maka: we're almost there aren't we? Took us long enough that was number 99, so we finally collected all the kishin souls that we needed.
Soul: only one thing left now, I just got to eat a soul of a witch then i'll be one of lord deaths weapons, your looking at the next death scythe. I know that isn't if I wasn't cool enough already right?
Maka: anyway we better report back to lord death and let him know.
The female meister to a window and breath it on the glass then write numbers down
Maka: just write in the death rooms number, 42-42-564 when you ever want him knock on death's door.
Then the mirror change and to show a weird shaped shadow with a funny skull mask.
Maka: hello lord death are you there? Meister maka reporting.
Lord death: yeah yeah, hello meister maka how are you doing? How did it go?
Maka: I just collected the 99th kishin soul sir now we just need one witch soul left to collect and we'll be done.
Lord death: well done maka you're proving just as talent of a meister as your mother was.
Maka chuckled felt proud , then a man with red hair wearing a black suit with a cross tie and a gray shirt.
?: hey soul eater, if thinking touching my maka and making trouble , if you you lay a hand on her as a death scythe... no, as a father I will freaking kill you! (come close to the screen)You got me you little octopus head?
Soul: what are you smoking? See how cool I'am? you think I do something settle in for flat chest nerd like her? (point her humb at her make maka gain a tick mark)
?: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT MY MAKA IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!? WHY CANT YOU SEE THAT?! YOUR GIRL TOO AREN'T YA?
Soul: you Know your a little annoying.
?: maka your dad loves you. (turn to her daughter)
Maka: (scoff turn her head away) don't waist your breath on me, there is no way I'll consider you my father.
They make the guy turn white by his heartbroken of his daughter's cold worst then sob to a corner.
Lord death: enough of that let's seat the family feud aside for a moment, as you know of a meister and weapon pair collected 99 evil souls, souls that have strayed and become kishin eggs and additionally a soul of one which soul then the weapon will obtain the qualifications necessary to become a death scythe one of my instruments, but it's that last soul is a bit tricky, you made it this far but you should know there are countless meisters who lost there lives when they challenge a witch, you need to be careful maka but if your lucky maybe the death scythe you'll be creating might be powerful as the one your mom created before.
Maka: right.
Lord death: also please do be sure not to make a mistake, this last collection the witches soul is very important if you slip up all of the 99 kishin souls you two collected so far will be confiscated.
Maka: we understand sir.
Soul: yeah we'll make a clean job of it don't worry.
Lord Death: in that case all see you two later.
In a room with lord death, be turn the moping man in the corner.
?: Maka...
Lord death: you are a bit annoying.
?: (anime tears)Maka!
Lord death got an angry tick mark, he pull out his big hand.
BONK!
lord death: if you don't shut up i'm gonna use my reaper chop to split open your head!
Spirit: (dent on his head) its more effective if you warn then you chop.
Then lord death felt something, something...familiar around death city.
Lord death: hmm?
Spirit: what is it lord death?
Lord death: something familiar...a scent i never felt for a long time ago.
Meanwhile with Zack and koan
Koan in the kitchen finishing, zack and briar in the tub filled with bubble and a rubber ducky.
Blair looking at his muscle, pec and abbs.
Blair: (blushed and heart eyes) meow~~~ such a beefy boy~~~.
Zack: (smirk) like what you see kitty~~~?
Blair: oh I do zacky~~.
Zack scubbring her boobs, body make her moan and Meow more, she enjoy laying to his lap
Blair: pum-pum-pum-pum-pum I always get what I want just give it to me, pum-pum-pum-pum I am a beauty beauty beautiful lady!(she use her magic to use the bath scrubber on her leg) come give my back a scrub zack, (as now zack is scrubbing her back) But you know you know I got a secret yes I do, pumpkins pum-pum-pumpkin pum-pum-pumpkin, because that's my magic spell pum-pum-pumpkin, pum-pum-pumpkin yeah.
Zack: nice song.
Blair: thank you.
Then out outside is soul and maka of blair's house.
Maka: this must be the house where the witch blair lives.
Then suddenly they felt two unusual soul from zack and koan inside the pumpkin house.
Maka: what's that?
Soul: there two souls, there not normal, kishin perhaps working with her.
Maka: then we have to stop them too inside the house.
Soul: a pumpkin house? that's cool. (slurp) It looks tasty but sneaking into a house isn't very awesome entrance, why wont we just charge in there?
Maka: we cant she's different from the others we faced so far.
Soul: lets go! (charge in)
Maka: hey! Get back here!
Soul then crash through the window and spotted blair and zack naked.
Zack: what the?
Soul: naked lady and dude! (crash into Blair's bath between zack's chest)
Blair: what's the matter? it's everything okay down there in the bubbles little girl?
Zack: (blush) who the hell crash through the window without thinking?
Soul notice his abbs and see his dick underwater make her squirted nosebleed hang his head upside down.
Soul: is ok cool girl see naked men all the right? I'm totally use to it.
Blair: of course you are dear but i'm sure your noose is bleeding.
Soul: yeah, (got up) anyway your soul is mi-
Maka:(Came in) you idiot! (roundhouse kick soul's face to the ground) What are you thinking?!
Zack: ouch.
Koan:(pop out from the ground)...YELLOW!
Maka: WHAT THE?!
Soul: Gah! How he do that?!
Koan: koan check of what going on.
Zack: these two barged in. (in telelpathic) and I senses the girl woth white hair a weapon and her meister with a trench coat, she's hyrbid.
Koan: (telepathic) really huh? Hmm interesting.
Maka:(land next to him and point at blair) sorry to interrupt, but I'll be taking your soul now.( turn and point at the two) same with you two.
Zack: (smirk) oh? And why may I ask you want our soul?
Maka: because your soul is isn't human, close but unusual but you two must be working with bliar.
The two blink confusion.
Zack:(turn at soul withca smirk) a cute girl like you is pretty bold want to see me closer in the bathtub.
Blair: I hope she's alright.
This make soul burst nosebleed again.
Maka: could you transform to a scythe?
Soul: working on it maka, (turn blair) okay that's it witch lady, naked or not, i'm still gonna eat your soul now.
Blair: witch lady?
Soul:( turn and zack)same with you two, your soul be mine kishin.
Blair: kishin?
Zack and koan: so they think we're kishin huh?
The two snicker as they smirk play along, as transformed into a scythe for Maka to wield her partner.
Blair: oh wow, she really became a scythe.
Koan: hahahhaa! This is gonna make the encore fun!
Zack: (smile) my what an interesting weapon you got there miss meister. (smirk) I smell 99 souls she collected, impressive...perhaps if you let me "borrow" your scythe partner.
Maka: like hell I will, after i take your soul she'll much more, soul will be a death d ill freate a weapon stronger then my dad.
Then Zack and Blair got dressed up quickly and hop off the bathtub.
Blair: i like it why wont you be a good girl and give her to my zacky?
As maka getting ready as Zack smirk nodded to her.
Blair: sure. (twirl her right finger and thrust her hand at them) Pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin Halloween cannon.
Zack: (wide his hand) lets meet again next time!
She then fired a blast of orange magic pumpkin and sack unleashed a thunder clap as make an explosion.
Koan: I'll sure to fix it, lets eat.
Timeskip
In daytime, Spirit laughing with two girls in the bar said "chupa cabras"
Woman 1: wow death scythe your a frisky one aren't you?
Woman 2: oh I heard you have a little daughter too, (make spirit stop laughing) isn't that right ? what sort of girl is she?
Woman 1: you don't wanna ask him that, trust me on this one.
Woman 2: yeah but why?
Woman 1: just in case you haven't figure it out yet, death scythe is a bit of a player,and that didn't go well with his wife.
Woman 2: huh?
Woman 1: in the produs to getting divorce right now.
Woman 2: ohh.
Woman 1: the worst that his daughter maka on her mother's side and she hates him.
Woman 2: that's sound complicated.
Spirit: MAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (start to run around the block) PLEASE DON'T HATE ME MAKA! I LOVE YOU AND MAMA I PROMISE MAKA! IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!
Then he came back inside and payed on the front desk.
Waiter: thank you very munch sir.
Woman 1 and 2: by mister death scythe please come again.
Spirit: yeah, bye. (ran off)
The next day at night.
soul and maka walking try to make a plan
Soul: damn that witch and those two kishin, how am I suppose to be cool when the blue guy is all hot and naked?
Maka: need to expect a stiff attack she is a witch with two kishin, but you lost your chance to become a death scythe because you can't resist him.
Soul: your just jealous about him with the witch with boobs.
Make maka got a tick mark.
Then soul grab maka and hide at a nearby tree and blair is walking by with koan.
Soul: its them, what now?
Zack hang upside down the tree as the two scream.
Zack: boo!
Koan came throw pies at the ground as they explode launch them flying.
Zack: hehe good one.
Koan: the explosion pie never gets old.
Blair:(hug zack's hesd to her boobs) my little puppy boy!
Zack: (pouted) I'm not a puppy!
the next, next day
Maka: (holding a piece of paper) listen up soul this time I write down a detailed plan in this piece of paper.
Soul: and that's suppose to give us the edge this time? we're not exactly going grocery shopping here a piece of paper isn't going to help us take down a witch and the boys.
Maka: (angry tick mark) ok fine you come up with an idea to beat blair and the boys!
Soul: who know? I vote for brute force.
Maka: (playfully hitting her) that's your answer to everything! We have to work together here don't you want to be a death scythe you have to take this seriously soul this is a witch and the boys we have to face!
Soul: yeah I get it maka just shut up now.
But what they didn't know Zack and koan behind them with bliar hugging the blue hero's arm.
Zack: lets wrap this up, (turn at blair) blair? (she nodded)
Blair: pum… pum-pumpkin…. (soul and maka turn on her with the two boys) Halloween cannon!
she throw another explosion make a smoke shape pumpkin.
the next, next, next day
Blair is now riding a pumpkin to fired pumpkin as maka who dodging them, Zack and koan who's watching it as they impress a little.
Koan: ahaha they sure stubborn not to give up.
Zack: maybe, but where the fun with that?
Briar: you should give it up, you can't beat him nor me girl.
Soul: what you doing you idiot?!
Maka: shut up! Or you trying to beat her by giving her a nosebleed.
Soul bent twist herself in anger.
Koan and Zack both sweatdropped a little.
Koan: this is getting boring.
Zack: and annoying.
Maka: your tomboyish thing act like a guy, and man are useless sometime. You only charged into blair's house in the first place because you know their a guy with her taking a bath.
Soul: (angry tick mark)now your making false association! And would you told me why smart mouth girl like you with wild summation in the first place.
Maka: hmp! Woman's intuition.
Soul: I don't understand you sometimes.
Koan: HEY!
Maka and soul jump a bit.
Koan: Are you gonna fight us or fight each other like little kids?! KOAN BE BORED AND IF YOU DON'T WORK TOGETHER, ME WILL BEND YOU TWO LIKE A PRETZEL AND EAT YOU! CUX KOAN! LIKE! PRETZEL!
Zack: what my brother mean to say is, you two boring us and annoyed us if you don't put up a good fight. (glared at maka as his eyes glows) and who you calling man useless sometime? I hope your not comparing my brother and I as them.
Maka: uh oh, I think we made them mad.
Soul: not good.
Blair: (hugged Zak and Petted his head) is okay zacky, your not like those other man, your different and don't worry kitty litter bro , we'll have fun.
Koan: yay!
Zack: thank you Blair.
Blair: don't mention it my zacky.
Then Blair, Zack and koan on sit on the pumpkin, as the pumpkin float down.
Blair: hey little scythe girl, is that dumb girl giving you a hard time? Why you forget about her and come with us then be zacky's?
Zack: you can think about the interesting team we can be.
Blair: and I would never ever yell at you, no matter what you did to me.
Maka: hold on you two, i'm soul's partner not neither of you two okay? our conversation don't concern you two.
Zack: (turn at blair) mind if koan and I have fight these two?
Blair: sure Zacky, do your stuff.
Zack and koan walk up to maka and soul.
Koan: ahahah me will put a nice smile.
Zack: since we have some fun, playtime is over.
Koan: indeed, time for some carnage.
Koan closed his eyes then open them to show i eyes benighted whitish yellow, black marks tattos on his forearm, shoulders, side of his cheeks and black part on the bottom of his hair. His outfit change ofa sleeves ninja outfit black, red and yellow streaks, he still have his fingerless gloves elbow and wear a hoodie with a mouth mask.
Zack lower his head as he transforming into a zombified version of himself, his clothes looked worned, torn, some holes, his skin is pale but slightly gray. no gauntlet gloves as his hands wrapped in bandages, his left eye red and right eye blue. shackle on his wrist and neck of chains broken and have sharper teeth, sharp black claws.
His body covered in hellspawn suit except his head is expose, then he pull out a skeletal skull beast mask with an antler like. He let out a view roar at the meister and her partner who are shocked.
Maka: w-what the?
Soul: how the?
Blair: ooh~.
Maka: n-no way, two Hellspawn.
Koan: actually a Hell spectre! Ahahahaha!
Zack then slammed his fist make the ground shake as sent the cracked which maka dodges, koan dive his shadow protsl then reappeared in front of maka, he brought his two katanas clashing against soul, then Zack sent his chain to wrapped around mama's ankle to spin her as she almost felt dizzy, he let go slammed his fist her crash down, she see Koan laughing insane sent his chain with a kunai blade, but maka quickly double kick him to stumble as he still laughing.
Soul: this guy a lunatic!
Koan: more chaos! AHAHAHAHA! (Make two chain kuani)
He whip it really fast for maka to deflect it with her scythe partner but the meister being put, Zack dash in summoned a sword which maka dodge her left as if almost cut a single string of her hair
Maka: h-he almost cut me.
Zack then grabbed her but maka cut off his head with soul, zack fall down to the ground, maka and soul stared at him, his body sit up as they scream a little, zack grabbed his head to attach it and pop a bone.
Zack: your good, but so do I.
He pull out two gun shooting make maka yelp running avoid them, koan then make a shadow to try slash her but maka quickly deflect it.
Zack: lets kick it up a notch.
Koan: hahahah you do 2 on 2, but what about 3? Ooh Blair!
Blair: right!
she using her sleeves to attack her however maka dodge then jump up to slice them but they jump out of the way make maka.
Blair: pumpkin, pumpkin...smashing pumpkin!
She make another magic pumpkin exploded smash to the ground make maka fall down.
Blair's top witch hat stretch extend to grab her to fling her around to smash some houses as sent her to the roof as she quickly land there.
Maka: what should we try first soul? My attacks won't work on them. Soul?
Zack pull out his two guns, koan burst flames his palm, and Blair prepare her explosion.
Zack: ALL FIRE!
Maka: uh oh!
With lord death
Lord death looking at his mirror watching the fight and the red head walked in with a grin on his face.
Spirit: wooh, good times at chupacabras.
Lord death: your out drinking while your daughter is out fighting?! What kind of a father our you?
Spirit: what? Maka? Something happened?
Lord death: she's not doing so well against this witch she might die and those two mysterious kishin. (watching maka have a very hard time by blair and the two boys)
Spirit: what?! (turn as 3 scythe came out of his forearms and back) maka hold on!
Lord death: stop right there, think about what your doing, you and i can win opponent like that with one blow, (show his big hand) a single reaper chop all it take to crush their skulls. We both know that death scythe, but our skills isn't tested now, your her father...you must understand the situation.
Spirit:(his scythe blade disappeared and look at the mirror) maka.
Lord death looked at Zack and koan felt familiar to him
Back the battle field
The mister manage to dodge the blast but she slide though the rooftops but still holding soul
Maka: soul what's going on, you haven't been answering me.
Soul: maka.
Maka: there you are.
Soul turn back to normal holding her partner's hand.
Soul: stop talking.
She let maka go to land at the garbage bags.
Zack and koan: huh? (they shift back to normal)
Maka: (pop out) HEY WHAT YOU DROP ME DOWN FOR?!
Soul: I don't think we should be partner anymore maka, you see I'll be on the blue hunk's side !,(heart eyes and bloody nose on zack)
This shocked maka a little.
Koan: Hotdog!
Zack: well that's new right Blair?
Blair: of course.
Zack: (they walk up next to soul) this is a surprise, I see you wanted to join us and blair.
Soul: yep.
back in lord death's room
Spirit: yeah that's more like it! Leave my daughter alone you scumbag!
lord death angry mark reaper chop spirit's head.
lord death: is now really a time to say that?
back to the battle field
Maka: Blair! And you two! (point at blair and the two boy) you both use your magic to want soul be with you, that was a dirty trick..
Zack and koan walk up to soul while blair land next to Zack
Soul: You really are stupid, any girl who choose a man with a hunk body like that and beside blair have him too even blair over your flat chest, they didn't had to trick me to pick me over you.
This shock maka to see of soul's betrayal to switch side.
back in death's room.
Spirit:(heart eyes) now you mention, this witch does have a hot body, this double color guy is so lucky!
Lord death reaper chop him again.
Lord death: it be best if you just shut up for a wile.
back to the battle field.
Zack and koan sniff the air, they smell dungle but only 16. Which shocked the duos as they frown.
Zack: hold on girls, hey bro you smell that?
Koan: yeah, this is unbelievable, dungle beast.
Soul: huh?
Then landed behind them are 16 Behemoths and one of them smacked two away, making them crash onto a building.
Maka: a dungle beast?! Does that means...
Behemoth: yes, yes indeed. Attention students of Dwma , our lord and master dung has returned and soon planned to fished what we started.
They heard koan's laughter as they turn ro see Zack and koan walk in dusted themselves.
Koan: (laugh insane) the chaos getting better but make me vex of dung is back
Zack: so behemoth, your master is back huh? Thought other and I killed him for good.
Maka: how? That was solid brick, their necks should've snapped.
Zack: we're not fully human.
Koan: that funny maka, cuz if brick wall can kill us but not the first time.
Behemoth: yes he's back, and he will have his world in his palm.
Zack: well see about that.
He zoom in to grabbed soul, she quickly play along but don't know if he can weird her.
She transformd her scythe mode, Zack grabbed her then twirl and look at it, this shocked maka.
Zack: hmm, interesting, koan.
Koan pull his Yamato, the two boys look at the 16 Behemoths.
Behemoth: please you two won't have it take to kill our lord
A sliced noise as the boys appeared already in front of him, as the 15 Behemoth chopped up to pieces, Blair, maka and soul surprise of the two boy's speed.
Zack: if you survive tell your master I say hello.
He use soul to slice the last Behemoth, then she turn back to normal.
Koan: (put his sword away) that went well.
Blair: your so amazing zacky!
Maka: is like that before, you man...
Zack and Koan: hmm?
Maka: All of you horrible, cheating on every woman, but soul she decided to trust me I put my faith on you, I can believe this. I wish all of you just die!
This make, soul and even spirit in death room see it, zack and koan stared at her in silence
Maka: Hey soul, you said that all women make wild obsession with out reasoning right? That's what you said? Well what reason for men have for cheating?! Its not far!
Soul: (grin) how am I suppose to know I don't know, (made his arm into a blade around zack, koan and blair) after all soemone like me as cool don't cheat on there partners do they? (see maka shocked and she raise her hand)
Zack and koan: huh?
Soul: MAKA!
The two boys nodded each other since they read the meister and weapons mind what a kishin soul looks like.
Maka then run up to soul and grab her partner's hand, which she change into her scythe mode and cut the two boys and blair.
As Blair's soul is color purple and shape of a cat and a witch hat ghost like, zack's and koan soul which not kishin, but look identical of the color red and blue.
Soul:(grab all three souls) we got them all, good job.
maka:(smile) yes soul, thank you for that.
soul: In the end those shape or form doesn't matter at all, is only the soul it matter's right?…
Maka: once you eat that.
Soul: that's right, with this soul i'll become a death scythe.
As soul swallowed the two soul and gulp it, but it was to late as a purple along white and black flash happen then a gust of wind blow it out as lighting come down at him.
Soul: AAAHHHH! (Four scythe blade pop out from his back) THE POWER! I CAN FEEL THE INCREDIBLE POWER!… or not.
As she turn back to normal.
Maka: huh?
Soul burp.
Maka: no way!
Zack and koan walk in.
Zack: (drinking hi root beer) that was anticlimactic.
Koan: (drink his root beer) Koan agree.
Maka: WHAT THE?!
Soul: HOW YOU TWO HERE?! I THOUGHT WE SLICE YOU TWO AND I ATE YOUR SOUL!
Zack: oh we're full of surprises, even if we get slice up, our oul remove or destroy it always regenerate and always return.
Koan: also who said that my brother and I a kishin?
Maka: don't tell me, your.
Zack put the cat down.
Maka: tell me, you're not really...
Cat: i never said i was a witch did i? you just add that substation on your own.
Poof to show is Blair without her hat revealing cat ears and in four legs doing a cat paw.
Blair: i'm just a cat with ridiculous amount of magical power.(maka and soul still shock that they screw up hunt thr wrong witch who isn't a witch)the shape and form don't matter, it doesn't right? Huh soul?
Zack: and don't worry kitty, I able to return your soul back after the scythe girl ate it.
Soul and maka turn at the two boys.
Maka: t-then what are you two...
Zack: (wears blair's hat) my brother and I aren't really kishin at all.
Koan: we're half human and half Mutants of everything, we came from another world land here on this world.
Soul and maka: WHAT?!
Meanwhile in death's room
Lord death: (sweatddop) well just as I expected.
?: cat girl will do, yes Blair I'll be your cat toy.
Lord death made a angry tick mark on his mask and gave him a hard reaper chop.
Back with Zack and koan
Soul: you got to be kidding me! Does this means I ate 99 human souls ! And 1 cat soul along two boys! That cannot be right!
Maka: (remembered something) and that's not all
She remembered what Lord death told them last time
Flashback
Lord death: the witches soul is very important if you slip up all of the 99 kishin souls you two collected so far will be confiscated.
Flashback end
Maka: so that means, (grabbed her head) we failed!
Soul: (turn at Zack and koan) so who are you two anyway?
Zack: allow us to introduce ourselves.
Koan: we sorry didn't tell you two.
Zack: my name is Zackary masayoshi Orion, but I prefer z or Zack.
Koan: me am seirnuyami! Me liker out beer because peace is nice, peace is nice, peace is better then...( make a goofy face and tongue out with an eyed bulge) CHICKEN AND RICE! (Laugh insane)
Maka and soul stared at the red hero that he's a real crazy guy.
Zack: excuse my brother since he is insane.
The meister andher partner look closing to zack's, his face look really familiar and koan's last name , then it hitnthem with their eyes widen in both shocked and surprised.
Soul: w-wait, both of your last name...
Maka: a-are you related to someone?
Koan: me don't know my real parents, me was adopted.
Zack: I do, my dad is Andrew orion and my mom is akaru orion.
Maka: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
Soul: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!?
Blair: (surprise and excitded) NO WAY!
With death's room
Spirit is shocked and dumbfounded pale as a ghost while lord death is now surprise to hear it.
Lord death: … huh.
Spirit: AAAAAHHHHHH! THOSE TWO ARE THE SON OF THEM! (Grab his head in fear)THE LADY ABYSS, THE MAN AMONG SUPERNATURAL! THE FATHER OF SALVATION AND THE BLOODLUST OF HAVOCER!
Lord death: (looked at zack) hmm no wonder he looks exactly like his father except the eyes and scar. But this koan energy know his real parents and yet, zack seem knows his parents but something msutve happen to them.
Spirit: and that's normal, the dungle beast 10 minute ago, meaning he's back...
Lord death: It would seems that way.
With Zack and koan
Zack: (look up) hmm seem we're being watched.
Koan can tell too.
Zack: anyway koan and blair we should go now.
Blair and koan: okay!
Zack: (turn at soul and maka) later.
They started to walk away, leaving the still shocked meister and demon weapon behind
Soul: ...I almost ate there souls, I'm so dead.
Maka: Wait!
Zack and koan stop turn at maka.
Zack: yes?
Maka: um… if it's not too much trouble, is it alright for you two could come with us?
Zack: for sure, tomorrow, (smile) the reason I fight you and your partner cuz i wanna see your teamwork and skills, you never gave up and able to got me. You have a pretty cool partner and a cute girl like you is lucky to have her as a partner.
Both maka and soul blush as they take a good look at Zack.
Maka: y-yeah sure.
Zack: okay thank you, seeyah tomorrow.
Maka's thought: h-hes like a puppy.
Soul's thought: h-he so cool.
Zack and koan whistled then everyone see zack's car has made it ans koan's motorcycle too.
Blair: wow newt ride zacky! Is that car yours?
Zack: sure is, need a little?
Blair: yep!
Zack get in hid hellcharger with Blair on front seat, koan rode his motorcycle as they drove off.
Soul:...not gonna lie, he's definitely hotter then I thought.
The next day
Zack and koan walking by the town with Blair in her cat form she on his left shoulder.
Zack: (see the sun face) damn even the sun have a creepy face as well.
Then the two stop for a bit, zack and koan sniff the scent.
Blair: whats wrong?
Koan: me senses our girls.
Zack: and also...another grim reaper?
Blair: another grim reaper?
Zack: but different, she and I know each other well-
Zack turn around to see Scarlet.
Zack: and she's here.
Scarlet: … Orion.
Zack: Scarlet.
Scarlet: I thought I find you and even die again.
Zack: you still have to be a reaper to me.
Scarlet: (smile) is my job as a grim reaper to you.
Zack: (pouted) I'm a grim reaper too.
Scarlet: but my grim reaper, lucky you text us last night or otherwise we still be mad whaf happen to you.
Zack:...you didn't come alone?
Scarlet: nope
Zack sigh ,he put Blair he turn around to see Rainbow dash, sunset shimmer, Alexis, Noel, Morrigan, seras, shalltear, Hsien-Ko, nyu and a girl with brown hair tide a bun the back, have, wearing a brown stitches mask with red eyes. The blades attached to her back bear a slight resemblance a Japanese shuriken throwing star, nails on her shoulders and thigh. Barefoot, wearing a shackle on her neck, ankles and wrists, she wearing a dress.
Zack:(Chuckle nervously)zombina, Painwheel, Noel, morrigan aensland, Alexis Rhodes, rainbow dash, sunset shimmer, Nyu, shalltear, Hsien-Ko, and Seras. Good to seeyah.
Koan: YELLOW!
Zombina: THE FUCK DID YOU TWO DID THIS TIME?!
Zack: … eep….
Zombina: (got her sniper rifle) LIKE HELL I DO!
Zack: if you don't calm down, I won't turn into a puppy form.
Zombina: damn it! (put her rifle away) fine you win, again.
Then koan sniff then turn to see Riza, Makoto, hitomi, Ryuko, pinkie pie, fluttershy, dementica, Naoko ,Irina . Along 3 other girls, An impeccable beauty, a woman with lustrous jet-black hair and the face of a goddess. She has golden irises and vertically split pupils; on her left and right temples are two thick horns protruding crookedly, and on her waist are a pair of black angel wings.
wears a pure white dress with silky gloves covering her slender hands and a golden spiderweb necklace that covers her shoulders and chest.
A slender, sinewy, and white-skinned teen woman. She wears common punk street fashion. Her most noticeable features are her tattoos of stylized clouds, pink eyes, and really long Blue hair grew considerably and she wore it in long braids that almost reaches to the ground.
girl with long hair which is color strawberry blonde. She has red and yellow eyes that form a cross pattern, sharp teeth with defined fangs, and light red horns protruding from the top of her head. the standard dress shirt, tie, and She almost always wears her jacket hanging halfway off her body giving her an untidy, half-dressed appearance and a pairnoof sneakers.
Koan: AWESOME! Riza, Makoto, hitomi, Ryuko, pinkie pie, fluttershy, dementica, Naoko ,Irina , Albedo, Jinx and power! Your here!
Jinx: hey red boy~.
Koan: yellow jinx what doing?
Jinx: oh nothing to exciting.
?: don't forget us.
Zack and koan turn to see mad sally and Sakai.
Zack: uh boy.
Koan: mad sally!
?: HUUUUUGGIEEEEESSS!
Shadow bunny in speed tackle Zack in a hug and mumu tackle koan in the chest too.
Zack: Oof!
Koan: PENGUIN NET!
Shadow bunny: I finally found you! When we arrived here I look everywhere.
Mumu: were glad your alright!
Koan: same here.
Zack: me too, so you girls know about this world and situation?
Makoto: well kind of, this place almost threw me off, it almost like my world.
Koan: ahaha except they have a happy sun and moon. (point at the sun happy face)
Ryuko: …. creepy.
Jinx: I think so cute!
Sunset shimmer: and we heard bad news dung is back.
Zack: we can get more info when we enter the DWMA, Since we agree to maka and soul.
Koan: lets go! As along we need is a sack of potatos.
Blair: why do you need those? Your gonna make some fries with them?
Irina: let say is koan way and he is insane among madness.
Koan smacking his face to the ground many time
Koan: me a woodpecker! (kept smashing his face to the ground) except with the ground
Zombina: (turn to Blair) huh? who's that?
zack: meet blair, she's a maagical cat girl
Blair poof her human form hugged his head to her big breasts.
Blair: and he's my Wolfy boy~!
Zombina: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Shadow bunny:(pull her katana out) YOU BITCH! KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF MY HUGGY!
Blair: then i'll turn you into a pumpkin if you try.
Shadow bunny: not if i slice your nine lives up!
Shalltear grabbed Zack away from Blair
Blair: hey!
Shalltear: (grabbed zack) back off! Both of you, my lord need true comfort from me.
Shadow bunny: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
Zombina: (roll her eyes) oh please Shalltear, your chest is the size of the floor, I doubt it can comfort him.
Shalltear: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU THOT!?
Zombina: YOU HEARD ME!
Shalltear: AT LEAST I WONT SMELL LIKE A DEAD CARCASS!
Zombina: I'LL GO VAN HELSING ON YOU!
shalltear: I DARE YOU!
Koan: (turn his girls) me koan sorry if me koan worries girl, me want to get to know this world which is crazy awesome! And is crazy like me!
Pinkie pie: it's okay koany woanzy! We can't stay mad at you and I do like the world! Is full with bunch of smile!
Albedo: (hugged koan) my lord! I'm happy to see that your alright!
Koan: yellow, is nice to see you too Albedo!
Riza: but next time don't scare us like that you bone head.
Koan: koan have no idea he's dinosaur bone! (bite his arm)but I don't taste like one.
Riza: I mean don't give us heartattacks.
Koan: Gero?
Riza: (roll her eyed and smile) Don scared us.
Koan: okie dokie!
Zack: anyway let's go, and sis please don't embarrassed me.
Sekai: no promises.
Then Zack and koan with their girls walking, Zack and koan smell soul's and maka's scent, as they looked at the DWMA, the academy is comprised of a large large platform which can be accessed by a long line of white steps, the school is comprised of a collection of large black towers and spires patterned with white lines and the occasional Reaper mask. Enormous candles poke out of shafts along the circumference of the buildings. Made up of candles that never go out, more distinguishing features of the three large Shinigami skulls lined up at the entrance. The middle skull is the largest, and sports three spikes going through its eye and nose holes. The skulls on the side are smaller and have slanted eyes. The gaps between the 'teeth' of these giant skulls serves as the school's main entrances. At the top of the school hover three strange black orbs, the negative space of the sky with the three orbs in the sky giving the appearance of Death's mask.
Zack: well this must be the place, Death Weapon Meister Academy.
Koan: it's huge like by Ship!
Ryuko: damn that's a lot of steps?
Riza: who in the world want that many.
Sera: well let's go in shall we?
Once the two boys and their group made it through the stairs, they enter inside as they looked around, the girls blushing hard over Zack and koan, the boys gaga on the duo's girlfriend but their jealous.
Girl 32: oh my god! Look at them!
Gil 8: their dreamy~~!
Girl 11: are they new around here?
Boy 81: whoa! Take a look at them!
Boy 7: where did hey come from?
Boy 22: are hey friends with those two?
Boy 32: is that morrigan !?
Boy 3: oh my gosh! She hotter in person !
Zack: well looks like it spread as I thought.
Alexis: yeah but you are dorkable.
Zack: i'm not, I prefer amazing or spectacular.
Sunset: (smirk) whatever you say puppy.
Zack: I'm not a puppy!
Sekai: come on little brother your cute with a puppy face.
Zack: no I'm a fearsome wolf.
Sekai: sure you are.
Zack: (raise his arms up) I mean it!
Rainbow dash sneaked up behind and petted his head for puppy ears and tail to pop out.
Zack: … damn it.
Koan: me wanna join!
Pinkie sneakily petted koan's head then poof cat ears and tail.
Koan: Meow!
Zack: k! Don't encourage this!
As each of the female students see the duo as they all glee super loudly of such cuteness.
Zack: double damn it.
Koan: Hotdog!
All the female students ran up to them and started pampering at the boys, As Zack try to resist Waggy his tail and panting his tongue out then he bark, koan closed his eyes and purring with a cat smile then meow.
Girl 76: so fluffy!
Girl 9: so cute!
Girl 1: so cuddly!
Girl 22: are you dating anyone?
Girl 4: please let me snuggle!
power snatch koan away and nyu pouted to snatch Zack away.
Nyu: (pouted mad) NYU!
Power: don't you dare touch my meowy 2!
Pinkie pie: smoke bomb confetti!
She throw a smoke bomb that poof confetti and smoke that their gone, they are now somewhere else.
Zack: thanks a lot R D, now those girls won't take me seriously and think of me, only a puppy!
?: puppy?
Standing right behind him is Lord Death himself with out them noticing.
Lord Death: that is a best fitting for you young man.
Koan: yellow Mr Death guy!
Zack:( surprise) the grim reaper!
Scarlet's thought: wait? THAT'S a grim reaper?
Lord death: hello~! Waz up?
Morrigan: is nice to meet you lord death.
Lord death: ah morrigan, is nice to meet you in person.
Sunset shimmer: reputation spread as I thought, can we talk in private.
Lord death: of course.
Then zack, koan and their girls are in Lord death's office as they see is spirit is here too.
Zack: hmm, his scent is similar from maka and a deadbeat.
Spirit: oh, you two are gonna be a new students here?
Koan: Yebba! Me thrice cream man! (Make a goose noise wear a potato suit)
Zack: yes my brother is actually insane and chaotic but you get to know him.
Lord death: welcome to death wepaon meister academy, I suppose maka ask you to come with her?
Zack: yes Lord death (see maka and soul came in) ah speaking of them.
Koan: hey you two!
Maka: (smile) Zack, koan you made it!
Soul: the students we heard gossiping about you two.
They see the duo's older sister and girls.
Maka: and who are they?
Zack: well first meet my older sister sekai, along my girlfriends shadow bunny, zombina, Painwheel, Noel, morrigan aensland, Alexis Rhodes, rainbow dash, sunset shimmer, Nyu, shalltear, Hsien-Ko , and Seras. Nyu, sunset and rainbow dash are my childhood friend.
Soul: wow, a vampire, two girl with magic, a zombie, (turn at nyu) whatever you are and morggian, now that's cool.
Koan: hahahah! Meet my older sister Maddison Sally! But called her mad sally. My girlfriends, meet mumu, Riza wildman, Makoto, hitomi, Ryuko matoi, pinkie pie, fluttershy, dementica, Naoko Kirino, Irina Shidou, Albedo, and Jinx! Ryu, Naoko, fluttershy and pinkie are my childhood friend too !
Spirit in anime tears of jealousy.
Zack: what's wrong with you?
Spirit: THIS IS RIDICULOUS?!
Zack: huh?
Koan: heke?
Then Lord Death delivered a heavy chop on his head.
Lord Death: just ignore him.
Zack: wierd is like I was gonna do to him( turn at maka) hey Maka, is this two timer your dad?
Maka: yep, sorry about that.
Zack: is okay I know how it feel, mt ex-girlfriend did to me worst.
Maka and soul: WHAT?!
Zack: not important right now, let get down to important business. My name is Zackary masayoshi Orion also known as lewmaus prime, and this here is my brother koan kasai seinruyami.
Koan: yellow me am koan! But me is known as savage nepalhem.
Then they explain everything to lord death, spirit, maka and soul.
Spirit: so you both from another world, plumber members such a space police. Both of you are heroes and anti heroism, you can travel any omni-multiverse and ended up here by your foe's destructive plan?
Koan: yebba!
Zack: we was in despair of survival, that people use to see us as monsters and fear us, until one person who see us as opposite, took us in, gave us a home, family and friends. He is a brother too, name Ben tennyason a.k.a Ben 10, a.k.a hero of heroes.
Koan: he help me, let me in even I am insane, pyshco, Madness and absolute chaos , he accept me as family and a brother.
Zack: owe our life to him, now we gone better.
Koan: and were full of surprises! Watch!
Zack: like this.
Zack remove his eyes, koan remove his head, the two remove their souls , Zack and koan attach them back as koan pull out a big ship and Zack pull out a space shuttle.
The two chomp it all down.
They are mind blown lost for words.
Ryuko: hehe mind blown.
Zack: yeah we're half human and half mutant full of surprises.
Lord death: I see, but what about...your parents.
Zack: I have no clue where my mom is, my dad die, my older sister was trans warp somewhere for so long, made it back.
Koan: me don't know who my parents are, but my step parents and step sister was killed.
Maka: what kind of monster did this to you two?
Zack and koan: dung.
This silent them, as lord death hid his anger of dung did this to them.
Zack: he made koan broken into madness thanks to his ex girlfriend, and me ,I'm not broken but slightly bent.
Koan: we have a form like this.
Zack turn to his ghost form and koan turn his mutant form thst is demonic.
Koan: experimented on over and over so many years around 90. (surprises them) dung and his allies killed us many times restlessness, even mutated us and Immortality. He manage to do so of us, I use to be sanity but now is all gone when I become madness to the pit that killed immortal being, but I survive and now become like this.
Zack: I am known as some things such as destroyers, the agent of life and death.
Koan: koan is known apex predator and the agent of chaos.
Lord Death: huh, no different then kid.
Zack: hmm?
Lord death: my daughter (look around zack) I must say Zack you have an interesting form , hellspawn and I can senescence ghost rider.
Spirit, Maka ands soul: WHAT?!
Zack: (surprise) what that? You can sense that within me?
Lord Death: of course i can, i'm Death remember?
Zack: oh yeah.
Lord death: beside your a walking 4 horseman.
Zack: what?
Lord death: nothing.
Zack and koan shift back to normal, zack look at Lord death more.
Zack: you seem familiar hmmm.
Flashback
Lord death: akaru, he's perfect!
Akaru holding a baby Zack, he look around curious. As Lord death did a peekaboo to make baby Zack giggle and smile, she let Lord death hold him
Baby zack: bone-bone...
Lord death: he have your husband's looks and your eyes
Akaru: I know right? He's my baby puppy boy.
Lord death: I agree.
Flashback end
Zack squint his eyes till eyes widen in surprise
Zack: (surprise) bone-bone?
Lord Death: hello again lil puppy boy. It's been years.
Zack: (grabbed his head) GAAAAH! I'm not a puppy! I'm a big scary and awesome wolf!
Lord Death: still a puppy boy~.
Sekai smirk whisper to maka, maka curious petted his head where he poof wolf ears and tail.
Zack: (hide them) woof! oh come on!
Lord Death: (wave his large hands) puppy boy~!
Zack slowly turn maka and soul is awestruck.
Zack: oh nuts.
Soul aboutt o say but maka beat her.
Maka: PUUUUUUUPPYYYYYY!
She went full speed to tackle him to the floor in a hugged.
Zack: OOF!
Soul: hey, move over!
Maka: no! I was first!
Soul: I want to pet the cool puppy!
Spirit: maka let go off him!
Maka: no. (blankly while hug his chest)
Spirit: maka as you father, I refuse of this.
Maka: your still not my father.
Spirit turn white energy mope to the corner.
Scarlet and ryuko: now that's sad.
Koan: anyway my brother and I thought dung was destroy by us but seem he's back.
Zack: (sigh got up still being hugged by maka) also we do apologize of last night, by brother and I curious of your student's skills and partner. I admit you have incredible students, (turn at soil and amazing with a smile) you two impress me and I'm sorry about the souls of me, koan and blair. I wasn't aware eating ours make soul lost 99 of them.
Lord Death: indeed, if any Demon Weapon failed to eat a witches soul and ate any other soul will be confiscated of their Kishen souls, that now includes the both of you so don't expect any favoritism lil puppy.
Zack: 1. not a puppy and 2. I know, even my koan's and my souls is complicated, also I already know that.
Soul: both of your soul taste pike blueberry and wild cherry.
Zack: also Blair told us info of wavelength, souls, soul protection but I think is good to learn them . koan and I somehow can transformed into demon weapons form to wield them.
Soul and maka: you can?!
Lord death: interesting, what kind?
Zack: yeah, I can become a sword, beast claw gauntlet, scythe balde chain, scythe, staff spear and airsoft machine twin pistol rifle.
Koan: me become katana sword, gauntlet, double pistol airsoft, ax hammer, scythe and a double chains sword.
Lord Death: I see, so you two ave the same abilities as Tsubaki has.
Maka: no to mention Zack able to wield soul when he slice those dungle beast Behemoth into pieces.
Lord Death: I see, still though you two have to find partners yourselves, and not from your group.
Ryuko: huh? why's that?
Lord Death: being bonded and holding a demon weapon is more complicated then you think, both meister and weapon must have compatible souls to connect with, if I allow you ladies to partner up with the boys then it'll be a complicated issue with their multi-weapon abilities.
Zack: i agree with L D on this one, you girls can help us
Koan: (upside down) is nice of bone and limit, but in this world is like lest out on something, you girls can still help though.
Lord death: exactly.
Zack: we can wield each other since we are a duo of brothers, is our thing and comfortable.
Lord death: i see.
Koan:(wear a cactus costume) don't know who can wield Zack and me Koan, since we're like both meister and demon weapon, but different.
Lord Death: i'm sure you two will find someone in this school.
Soul: why you dress as a cactus?
Koan: why would Koan not?
Lord death: hmm, you two can wield each other, I know some student in mind can. Since your here my daughter be happy and not to mention an agreement.
Zack: wait what? What'd you mean agreement?
Lord Death: to marry my daughter.
Zack's girls: WHAT?!
Zack: NANI?!
Koan: ICE CREAM!
Maka and soul: WHAT?!
Zack: was it my mom?
Lord death:...
ZCk: death, was. It. My. mom?
Lord death: yes.
Zack: ...I won't be passed off since we got a moment of work.
Maka: I was curious of what the watch and collar you two have?
Zack: aliens forms.
Lord death. anyway you two should be asisst partner to soul, maka, my daughter ,her partner's. In the meantime, to get to know my students. I know I say your girls can't but I could be wrong, it depends how strong either which of them since they know you two so well.
Zack: very well, but the girls with us will help and assist, split into groups of team by 4.
Koan: and don't worry of our home, we have a way place to stay, beside we have to work togerher since dung is back and who knows of his plan want to destroy and take over this universe.
Lord death: okay then.
Zack: so who the one who can wield us?
Lord death: for now is maka, soul, my daughter and her partner, the star twins and their partner depends you two who you trust to wield. (turn at maka and soul) you give the boys and their girlfriend a tour the place.
Maka: of course Lord Death.