Ichinose in Wonderland

Chapter 27

After a very ridiculous tea party Ichinose decided that she's had enough and was going to forget Gene the white rabbit and go home

Ichinose then went back into the forest and he realizes she's had enough

Well, i've had enough nonsense. I'm going home. Straight home. That rabbit. Who cares where he's going anyway? Why, if it hadn't been for him i... Ichinose said

Ichinose stopped and saw a sign on the tree

'Tulgey Wood'...Hmm, curious. I don't remember this. Ichinose said

While Ichinose kept going a bunch of eyes popped out of the tree and one came out and it was a pointy nose object with glasses

Now let me see... Ichinose said

The pointy-nose object got onto Ichinose's face making her look like she's wearing glasses before stopping and looked at the mirror-shaped bird

Oh! Ichinose said

Ichinose looked at the mirror-shaped bird with the glasses and it smiled at her

Thanks but... Ichinose said

Ichinose then took off the glasses that the pointy nose object put on her

No no, please. No more nonsense. Ichinose said

Ichinose then kept going in the forest while the object animals watched her leave

Now, if i came this way, I should go back this way! Ichinose said

Before Ichinose could continue she stepped on a duck that was shaped like a honkhorn

Quack! the honkhorn duck quacked

Oh, i beg your pardon!

The honkhorn ducks went into the water while one honkhorn duck honked angrily at Ichinose before going into the water

That was crazy. Ichinose said

Suddenly some frogs shaped like instruments were croaking nearby

What the? Ichinose said

The instrument-shaped frogs then hopped and hopped on the lilypads while croaking away

Goodness, when i get home i need to write a book about this place. Ichinose said

Ichinose then hopped on the rocks crossing the water

If i...if i ever do get home. Ichinose said

Ichinose continued hopping on the rocks and crossed before looking at more animals

Whoa. Ichinose said

Ichinose looked and saw birds shaped like umbrellas taking bathing in the water

Oh uh...excuse me? Ichinose said

The umbrella-shaped birds stopped and saw Ichinose who was talking to them

Uh...could one of you tell me... Ichinose said

The umbrella-shaped birds got out of their bath and then stared at Ichinose threateningly

Uh ha ha...nevermind. Ichinose said

Ichinose then deeper into the forest and it was getting dark

Oh man. It's getting really dark. Ichinose said

Ichinose was going deeper and deeper into the forest

Nothing looks familiar. Ichinose said

Ichinose saw a bird with a shovel for a nose digging out some dirt

I'll feel certain to get out of... Ichinose said

Ichinose then bumps her head against a birdcage bird

Ow. Ichinose said

The birds came out of the birdcage bird and flew off before the birdcage bird chased after them and swallowed them

O...kay? Ichinose said

Suddenly an owl with an accordion neck came out of a tree and flew above Ichinose

You know it would be so nice if something made sense for a change. Ichinose said

Ichinose then crawled under a tree and saw two pencil-shaped birds something on the signs pointing at something on the ground

Don't...step...on...the momeraths. Ichinose said

Ichinose looked and saw something on the ground the signs were pointing

The momeraths? Ichinose said

Suddenly the momeraths came to life and approached Ichinose

Whoa. Ichinose said

The momeraths then went around Ichinose formed an arrow and showed her a path

A path? Ichinose said

The momeraths shook their heads to say yes and Ichinose was happy

Oh, thank goodness. Ichinose said

Ichinose followed the path that the momeraths showed right before her

Why, i just knew I'd find one sooner or later. Ichinose said

Ichinose then followed more on the path

Oh, if i hurry back i might even be home in time for tea! Ichinose said

Ichinose then followed more on the path

Oh, won't Dinah be happy to see me! Ichinose said

Ichinose followed more and more on the path

Oh, i just can't wait 'till i... Ichinose said

Ichinose continued to follow the path until she stopped and saw a dog with a broom-like face sweeping the path

What the? Ichinose said

The broom dog was sweeping the path when it stopped and swept past Ichinose and continued to sweep more

Oh, man! Now i...now i'll never get out. Ichinose said

Ichinose started to feel sad as she saw a rock and sat on it

Well, when...when one's lost, i...i suppose it's good advice to stay where you are until someone finds you. Ichinose said

Ichinose started to become very sad

But...but who'd ever think to look for me here? Ichinose said

Ichinose started to become very sad

Good advice. If I listened earlier I wouldn't be here! Ichinose said

Suddenly all of the strange animals from earlier came in and saw Ichinose who was very sad

But that's just the trouble with me. Ichinose said

All of the strange animals were looking at Ichinose who was very sad

I give myself very good advice… Ichinose said

(But i very seldom follow it.)

(That explains the trouble that i'm always in.)

(Be patient is very good advice.)

(But the waiting makes me curious.)

(And i'd love the change.)

(Should something strange begin.)

Ichinose then took out a handkerchief and started to tear up a bit

Well, i went along my merry way... Ichinose said

(And I never stopped to reason.)

(I should have known there'd be a price to pay someday.)

(Someday.)

(I give myself very good advice.)

(But i very seldom follow it.)

Ichinose then started to completely cry while all of the strange animals were crying as well

Will i ever learn to do the things i should? Ichinose said

The strange animals were crying but they started to disappear and left Ichinose alone

(Will i ever learn.)

(Learn to do the things i should?)

Will i ever go home? Ichinose said

Ichinose was crying while a familiar voice sang to her

Hmhmhmhm… a voice said

Huh? Ichinose said

Suddenly a smile appeared and it was the smile of the Cheshire Cat

And the momeraths outgrabe. the Cheshire Cat said

Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you! Ichinose said

Whom did you expect? The white rabbit, perchance? the Cheshire Cat said

Oh, no no no no. I...i...i'm through with rabbits. Ichinose said

What? the Cheshire Cat said

I want to go home! Ichinose said

Really? the Cheshire Cat said

Yes. Ichinose said

Ichinose then blew her nose on the handkerchief

But i can't find my way. Ichinose said

Naturally. That's because you have no way. the Cheshire Cat said

What? Ichinose said

All ways here you see, are the... the Cheshire Cat said

The Cheshire Cat pulls his her down to show female black hair

Queen's ways. the Cheshire Cat said

Queen's ways? Ichinose said

That's right. the Cheshire Cat said

But i've never met any queen. Ichinose said

You haven't? You haven't? the Cheshire Cat said

No. Ichinose said

Oh, but you must! She'll be mad about you, simply mad! the Cheshire Cat said

Okay. Ichinose said

Hahaha! the Cheshire Cat laughed

Uh... Ichinose said

And the momeraths outgrabe... the Cheshire Cat said

The Cheshire Cat started to disappear again but Ichinose called out to him

Please, please! Wait! Ichinose said

What is it? the Cheshire Cat said

Uh...how do i find her? Ichinose said

Ichinose is going to get something very special from the Cheshire Cat soon will it be a way back home stay tuned

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